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OH, THIS IS SO PRETTY.
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OH, THIS IS SO PRETTY.
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OH, YEAH, THAT WAY.
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AT WAY.
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[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ][KNO
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I'M BACK. BACK.
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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OPEN UP.
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OPEN UP.
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CURTIS!
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CURTIS!
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WHO'S THAT?
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WHO'S THAT?
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GET THE DOOR.
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GET THE DOOR.
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OH, NO, HELL, NO.
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OH, NO. HELL, NO.
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NO!
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NO. GO AWAY!
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GO AWAY!
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CURTIS, OPEN THAT DOOR.S, OP.
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NG THE DOOR.OT OPENING THE DOOR.
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HE AIN'T COMING BACK HERE.
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G BACK HERE.
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WE INVITED CALVIN AND MIRANDA
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TO DINNER.
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NO, YOU INVITED THEM.
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I DIDN'T.
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MOVE.
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THEY'RE ONLY GONNA BE HERE FOR A
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COUPLE OF HOURS.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU
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BROUGHT HIM HOME FROM THE
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HOSPITAL, AND HE STAYED FOR 26
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YEARS.
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[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
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OPEN THE DOOR.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY, MA.
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HEY, BABY.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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IT'S GONNA BE GOOD HAVING THE
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CHILDREN HERE.
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AH!
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GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME!
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CALVIN.
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CHILDREN, CHILDREN.
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AND WHERE'S MIRANDA?
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OH, SHE'S OUT SHOWING HOUSES.
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SHE STILL GOT THAT REAL
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ESTATE JOB?
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YEAH.
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AND, POPS, YOU KNOW YOU'RE GLAD
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TO HAVE US OVER FOR DINNER.
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OH, PLEASE, DON'T BELIEVE
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THAT.
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YOU KNOW, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE
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GOOD IF YOU EAT YOUR MAMA'S
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COOKING.
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IT MIGHT HELP YOU WITH YOUR
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LITTLE PROBLEM.
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WHAT LITTLE PROBLEM?
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YOUR INABILITY TO HAVE
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ABILITY TO MAKE US GRANDPARENTS.
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CURTIS, I'M SURE THEY'RE
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WORKING ON IT.
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THANK YOU.
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HAVE YOU TRIED TO DO IT LIKE
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THIS?
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CURTIS!
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NO, POPS.
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WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?
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YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU
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WAS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
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HELLO!
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU CLIMB
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ON TOP OF THAT KITCHEN COUNTER.
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NO, SHE DIDN'T CLIMB UP.
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I PUT HER UP THERE.
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BODY SLAM!
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BLAM!
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CURTIS!
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THE CRYSTALS WAS BOUNCING.
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OKAY, I JUST LOST MY
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APPETITE.
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BE BRIEF.
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UNH-UNH, BABY, GET BACK HERE!
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IT DIDN'T HURT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Y'ALL ARE FILTHY.
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LOOK, LOOK, MIRANDA AND I DON'T
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HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, OKAY?
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YEAH, WELL, YOU GONNA HAVE
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PROBLEMS IF THAT LITTLE GIRL
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DON'T LEARN HOW TO FRY
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SOMETHING.
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LOOK, MIRANDA DOESN'T HAVE
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TIME TO COOK.
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EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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OUR MARRIAGE IS GREAT.
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MIRANDA LOVES ME, I LOVE HER,
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JUST LIKE I LOVE MY MOM AND MY
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DADDY.
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WELL, SOMEBODY LOVES YOU.
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WE DON'T LOVE YOU.
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NO, THINGS COULDN'T BE
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BETTER.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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HEY.
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LOOK WHO I FOUND!
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COME, COME, COME IN.
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HELLO.
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UH, CALVIN, WHO'S THIS?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHO IS THAT, MIRANDA?
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WELL, SWEETHEART, EVERYONE,
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THIS IS DAVID MORRIS.
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HELLO.
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HELLO, DAVID.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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I WAS SHOWING HOUSES TODAY, AND
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WE COMPLETELY RAN INTO ONE
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ANOTHER.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN DAVID IN YEARS.
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OH, AND IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING!
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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ME AND DAVID USED TO BE
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ENGAGED.
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[ BOTH LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW, DAVID'S DONE REALLY
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WELL FOR HIMSELF.
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HE'S AN ARCHITECT.
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[ As Miranda ] AH, HE'S AN
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ARCHITECT.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
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THAT.
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IT'S JUST A LITTLE START-UP
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COMPANY.
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OH, OH, YOU HEARD THAT?
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IT'S A LITTLE COMPANY.
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KIND OF LIKE YOUR LITTLE
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PROBLEM?
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WELL, DAVID, YOU CAN TELL US
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ALL ABOUT IT.
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PLEASE, IS IT OKAY, MISS ELLA,
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IF HE STAYS FOR DINNER?
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CAN HE, PLEASE?
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YEAH, SURE, SURE IT IS.
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UH, I'LL JUST SET ANOTHER PLACE
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AT THE TABLE.
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OKAY.
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[ Chuckling ] GREAT.
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YOU JUST GOT BUMPED.
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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I TELL YOU ONE THING,
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THOUGH -- NEXT TIME I'M ON A
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SAFARI, I'M NOT DRIVING A
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CONVERTIB.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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DON'T DO THAT!
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HE'S NOT GONNA DRIVE A
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CONVERTIBLE, ELLA!
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OH, I LOVE THAT STORY.
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OH, MY GOODNESS!
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THE LIONS -- GRR!
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STOP IT!
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WILL YOU STOP?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I WOULDN'T DRIVE WITH THESE
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THUGS, EITHER.
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[ As David ] I'M NOT DRIVING
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A CONVERTIBLE.
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WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, CALVIN?
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OH, NOTHING.
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IT'S JUST TIME TO GO.
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MIRANDA, LET'S GO.
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BABY, STOP GRABBING ON ME
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LIKE THAT.
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IT'S STILL EARLY.
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SIT DOWN.
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COME ON, BABY, SIT DOWN.
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NOW, DAVID, DO YOU REALLY DESIGN
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BUILDINGS?
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WELL -- HEY, HO.
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UH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WELL, HIGH-RISE AND SPORTS
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ARENAS, THAT KIND OF THING.
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WOW.
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WHOA.
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DAVID, YOU HAVE GOT TO SHOW
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THEM YOUR PORTFOLIO.
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PLEASE GET IT.
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AH, NO, NO, NO.
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THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
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YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE
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THAT.
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I WANT TO SEE IT.
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ME, TOO.
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OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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[ GASPS ]
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MAN.
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WHAT A COOL CAT.
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JUST WONDERFUL, ISN'T HE?
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HE'S A GOOD GUY.
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ISN'T HE COOL, CALVIN?
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HE'S A GOOD GUY, HUH?
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HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ALL
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RIGHT"?
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ALL RIGHT?
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DID YOU SEE THE WATCH ON THAT
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MAN'S ARM?
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THAT THING COST MORE THAN YOUR
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TUITION.
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MIRANDA, HE IS SO NICE.
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SO, MIRANDA...
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WHY YOU DIDN'T MARRY HIM?
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POPS!
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU DON'T KNOW?
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I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING WE
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HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL
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RELATIONSHIP.
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WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER.
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OH, HE IS EVERYTHING A GIRL
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COULD ASK FOR.
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HE'S CHARMING AND SENSITIVE AND,
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OH, HE'S SO FUNNY.
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OH, I REMEMBER THIS ONE NIGHT...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OOH...
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HMM.
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YOU KNOW, BABY, MAYBE WE
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SHOULD GO.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OH, OH, NO, NO NO.
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I WANT TO SEE THIS PORTFOLIO.
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HERE YOU GO.
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HEY!
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ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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YEAH.
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IT'S A PORTFOLIO, BABY.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT, THE
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PORTFOLIO.
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OKAY, OKAY, START FROM THE
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BEGINNING, OKAY?
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[ GASPS ]
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Together: O-O-O-OH.
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YOU DID THAT?
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Together: AH-H-H-H!
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YOU LIKE THAT?
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UH, DAVID, LET ME ASK YOU A
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QUESTION.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY MIRANDA?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, SHE WAS EVERYTHING I
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COULD WANT IN A WOMAN.
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SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL, SMART.
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SHE WAS -- [ CHUCKLES ]
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SHE WAS SO FUNNY.
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THERE WAS THIS ONE NIGHT...
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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STOP!
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CALVIN, YOU'RE THE LUCKY ONE.
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OH, YEAH?
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YOU GOT HER FIRST.
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UH, TECHNICALITY.
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ACTUALLY, YOU GOT HER FIRST.
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HE GOT HER AFTER YOU.
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UH, WELL, BABY, CALVIN, WHY
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DON'T YOU TELL DAVID ABOUT YOUR
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BARBERSHOP?
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I OWN A BARBERSHOP.
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DON'T BE DRAMATIC, AND DON'T
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BLOW IT UP.
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HE ONLY OWNS 25%.
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ACTUALLY HALF.
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THANK YOU.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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WELL, TELL HIM, BABY.
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TELL HIM ABOUT THE SHOP.
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TELL HIM.
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WELL, WE JUST GOT A NEW SIGN.
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IT'S NEON.
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DOES IT BLINK?
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NO.
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DOESN'T BLINK?
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OKAY, MIRANDA, I'M READY TO
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GO.
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BUT, CALVIN, I'M NOT READY TO
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GO YET.
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DAVID, DIDN'T YOU BUILD THAT
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DOME IN MADRID?
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UH, YES, I DID.
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DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE?
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I DO HAVE A PICTURE.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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CHECK THIS OUT, CHECK THIS
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OUT.
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YOU BUILT SOMETHING WAY OVER
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IN MADRID?
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IN MADRID.
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NOW, WHERE IS MADRID AGAIN?
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COME ON, BABY, IN SPAIN,
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OKAY?
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THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO.
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COME ON.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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CALVIN, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO
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RUDE?
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> M BEING RUDE?
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MIRANDA, YOU'RE ALL OVER HIM.
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I AM NOT.
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LOOK, IF THIS GUY IS SO
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GREAT, THEN WHY ARE YOU WITH ME?
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CALVIN, LOOK, DON'T START
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WITH ME TODAY.
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I'M TIRED.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY.
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AND, CALVIN, YOU DON'T HAVE THE
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MONEY TO PAY THE BILLS, SO I'VE
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GOT TO MAKE THIS SALE.
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MIRANDA, YOU NEED TO ASK HIM
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TO LEAVE.
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NO.
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YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT I'M
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GOING TO HAVE MALE FRIENDS, AND
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YOU CAN'T DICTATE WHO COMES AND
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GOES.
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LOOK, MIRANDA, IF YOU DON'T
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ASK HIM TO LEAVE, I'M GONNA
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THROW HIM OUT.
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OH, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE
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ME THE $9,000 COMMISSION?
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LIKE I SAID, TELL HIM TO GO.
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WHEN I'M DONE, HE WILL LEAVE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE STORY
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HE'S TELLING.
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HE IS A RIOT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HE'LL PROBABLY TELL ANOTHER
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STORY.
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HEY, WAIT UP, BOY, YOU BETTER
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NOT START WITHOUT ME!
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HOLD ON!
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CALVIN, WAS THAT YOU THROWING
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ROCKS AT MY HOUSE?
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NO.
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I WAS TRYING TO GET DIEGO'S
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ATTENTION.
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WELL, HE'S NOT HOME.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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NOTHING -- IF YOU'RE
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DAVID MORRIS.
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WHO'S DAVID MORRIS?
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MR. WONDERFUL IN THERE.
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OH, HE'S HANDSOME.
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YEAH, IT'S MIRANDA'S
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EX-FIANCé, THE BIG-TIME
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ARCHITECT.
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YOU SOUND A LITTLE JEALOUS,
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CALVIN.
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NAH, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
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IT'S JUST THAT IT SEEMS LIKE
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THIS GUY'S DONE EVERYTHING, AND
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LITTLE OLD ME, I HAVEN'T DONE
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ANYTHING.
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WELL, CALVIN, I MEAN, YOU
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HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST BEING
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HALF-OWNER OF A BARBERSHOP.
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I MEAN, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
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CHALLENGING.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THERE'S A GUY THAT JUST LEFT MY
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DEPARTMENT AT WORK, SO THERE'S
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AN OPENING.
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IT'S A PRETTY COOL JOB.
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OH, YEAH?
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SO, YOU GONNA PUT ME ON?
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I CAN PROBABLY GET YOU AN
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INTERVIEW.
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WELL, MY -- MY RESUME'S AT
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THE BARBERSHOP.
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YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE?
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SURE.
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WELL, WAIT, DON'T YOU HAVE
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COMPANY?
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YEAH, THEY WON'T MISS ME.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.
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YOU'RE DEFINITELY QUALIFIED.
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YOU SERIOUS?
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YEAH.
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WELL...
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THANKS, MERCEDES.
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SURE.
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YOU KNOW, CALVIN, IF YOU GET
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THIS JOB, WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE
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SAME DEPARTMENT.
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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE
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THAT?
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YEAH.
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CAN YOU?
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WELL, WE -- WE HAVEN'T REALLY
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TALKED SINCE THAT NIGHT WE
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KISSED.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
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YEAH.
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UH...
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IT WAS WRONG.
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I MEAN, I'M MARRIED, AND WE
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DEFINITELY CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN.
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I--I AGREE.
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IT JUST -- IT ALL HAPPENED SO
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FAST, AND -- AND...
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
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WELL, NOW WE CAN GET PAST IT
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AND BE ALL ABOUT BUSINESS,
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RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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STRICTLY BUSINESS, BUT FIRST,
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YOU HAVE TO GET THE JOB.
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PSSH!
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YOUR COMPANY NEEDS ME.
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WELL, YOU IMPRESS ME.
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NOW YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS THE HEAD
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OF THE DEPARTMENT.
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I IMPRESS YOU?
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YEAH.
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YOU'RE SMART, YOU'RE CREATIVE,
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YOU TAKE CHANCES.
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IF I WAS IN CHARGE, I'D HIRE YOU
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IN A MINUTE.
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WELL, I WISH MY WIFE THOUGHT
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AS HIGHLY OF ME AS YOU DO.
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OF COURSE SHE DOES, CALVIN.
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HEY.
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MIRANDA, WHAT ARE YOU
445
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DOING HERE?
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WELL, WE DECIDED TO GO OUT
447
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FOR DRINKS, AND YOU WERE NOWHERE
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TO BE FOUND.
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I CALLED YOUR CELLPHONE, BUT
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YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
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SO WE STOPPED BY 'CAUSE I KNEW
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YOU'D BE HERE.
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IT'S A NICE PLACE HERE,
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CALVIN.
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GREAT POTENTIAL.
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HI, I'M DAVID.
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HI, I'M MERCEDES, CALVIN'S
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FRIEND.
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WELL, CO-WORKER.
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WELL, NOT YET.
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MERCEDES.
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WELL, MERCEDES IS GONNA GET
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ME AN INTERVIEW AT HER COMPANY.
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HMM, IS THAT RIGHT?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO
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BUCKHEAD AND CELEBRATE, HUH?
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COOL.
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DRINKS ON ME.
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COOL.
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NO.
471
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YES.
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SEE, YOUR WIFE HAS SHOWN ME A
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LOT OF FABULOUS HOMES, AND I GOT
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A FEELING YOU MIGHT GET THAT
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JOB.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS JUST
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GO ON AHEAD.
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I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.
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NO, WHOA, WAIT.
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YOU GOT TO COME WITH US.
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NO, I'M SURE SHE HAS OTHER
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THINGS TO DO THAN HANG WITH US.
483
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NO, I INSIST.
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SHE SHOULD COME.
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COME ON, MERCEDES.
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YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE THE
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THIRD WHEEL HERE, DO YOU?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WOULDN'T WANT THAT.
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SURE.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GIVE US A MINUTE.
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WE'LL BE OUT.
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YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
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IS DISRESPECTFUL AND LOWDOWN.
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CALVIN, YOU INVESTED ALL OF
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OUR MONEY IN THIS BARBERSHOP,
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AND IT IS NOT MAKING ANY MONEY.
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GROW UP!
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WE'VE GOT TO PAY THE BILLS.
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HEY, CALVIN, YOU COMING?
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YEAH.
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THANK YOU, BABY.
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YOU WANT TO SIT BY ME?
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NO.
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BABY, COME ON.
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THE BOY IS A MAN.
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AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY
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MOMENT BACK FROM HIS LITTLE JOB
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INTERVIEW.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA GET THAT
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JOB.
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CURTIS, LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO
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SUPPORT HIM, OKAY?
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I GOT THE JOB.
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[ BOTH CHEER ]
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HE GOT THE JOB!
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I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA GET THAT,
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BOY!
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YOU ARE SO FAKE!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DON'T EVEN DO THAT.
525
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JUST 'CAUSE YOU JUST SAID HE
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WASN'T GONNA GET IT.
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THAT AIN'T EVEN RIGHT, ELLA.
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CURTIS, YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR.
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DON'T EVEN HUG YOUR MAMA.
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SHE JUST STAB YOU IN THE BACK
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LIKE YOU WASN'T NOTHING.
532
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,967
WHATEVER.
533
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,933
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
534
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:31,567
AND MIRANDA'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.
535
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OH, WHERE IS MIRANDA?
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SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN
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HOUR AGO.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SHE HAS NOT COME BY YET.
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OH.
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SO -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WHEN DO YOU START?
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MONDAY MORNING, BRIGHT AND
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EARLY.
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I GOT MY OWN OFFICE, I GOT MY
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OWN PHONE, I GOT THIS LITTLE
547
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COMPUTER --
548
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,233
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
549
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,367
YOU GOT YOUR OWN OFFICE?
550
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,833
OKAY, WELL, IT'S A CUBICLE,
551
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,567
BUT I GOT MY OWN PHONE.
552
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:52,367
AND CHECK THIS OUT.
553
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:55,167
BAM!
554
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,833
SECURITY KEY CARD.
555
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:57,700
TOTAL ACCESS.
556
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:58,267
AH!
557
00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:00,067
WOW, THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW
558
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:02,600
YOU, DO THEY?
559
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,200
OKAY, CALVIN, WHAT KIND OF
560
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,133
JOB DO YOU HAVE?
561
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,433
WELL, I'M THE JUNIOR
562
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,167
APPRENTICE TO THE ASSISTANT
563
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,533
OF THE VICE PRESIDENT OF
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00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:11,100
MARKETING.
565
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,067
WHAT?
566
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,133
SO WHAT DOES THE JUNIOR
567
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,367
APPRENTICE TO THE SENIOR EXECU--
568
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,567
WELL, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?
569
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,467
I'M IN MARKETING.
570
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,767
Both: HE'S A TELEMARKETER.
571
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:24,067
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
572
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:24,500
THAT.
573
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,067
OKAY, WELL, WHAT ARE THEY
574
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:26,833
GONNA PAY YOU?
575
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,500
OH, I'M MAKING YOUR STANDARD
576
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,300
ENTRY-LEVEL SALARY.
577
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:34,733
Both: MINIMUM WAGE.
578
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:35,467
NO, NO, NO.
579
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,600
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.
580
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,867
CURTIS, YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU
581
00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,167
FIRST STARTED, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
582
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:39,600
THAT MUCH.
583
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,267
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
584
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,567
SO, IT'S JUST ABOUT YOUR
585
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,133
CAREER MOVE AND NETWORKING AND
586
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,633
THAT SORT OF THING, RIGHT?
587
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:48,233
YEAH.
588
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:48,800
OKAY.
589
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,433
SO, SPEAKING OF MARRIAGE,
590
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,200
WHEN YOU GUYS FIRST GOT MARRIED,
591
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,100
WERE YOU HAPPY?
592
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:53,867
HELL, NO.
593
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:54,767
CURTIS.
594
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:55,767
YES, WE WERE.
595
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,900
BUT, BABY, YOUR DADDY AND I KNEW
596
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,300
EACH OTHER 4 YEARS BEFORE WE GOT
597
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,067
MARRIED.
598
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,933
AND YOU AND MIRANDA -- YOU KNEW
599
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,767
EACH OTHER FOR WHAT, LIKE, LESS
600
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:05,867
THAN A YEAR, HUH?
601
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:06,500
YEAH.
602
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,067
WELL, BABY, I TOLD YOUR DAD
603
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,733
WHEN YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED THAT
604
00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:11,533
YOU WERE GONNA HAVE SOME GROWING
605
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:12,733
PAINS.
606
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:13,567
DIDN'T I, CURTIS?
607
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:14,067
YEAH.
608
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,333
BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
609
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,067
STICK IN THERE.
610
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:16,933
HANG IN THERE, BABY.
611
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:17,833
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.
612
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,567
NO, NO, NO.
613
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,800
YOU SAID THEY WAS GONNA HAVE A
614
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,067
LONG PERIOD BECAUSE MIRANDA --
615
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,267
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY SHE
616
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,300
LOOKED, AND YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
617
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,533
WERE GOING TO HAVE TO GROW IN TO
618
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:24,833
HER.
619
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,800
YOUR DADDY IS SILLY.
620
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,067
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU THE
621
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,100
ONE THAT PRAYED THAT THEY DIDN'T
622
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:28,933
EVEN GET TOGETHER JUST
623
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:30,067
BECAUSE -- THAT'S PROBABLY WHY
624
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,233
HE'S STERILE NOW.
625
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,067
I KNOW HE AIN'T TELLING THE
626
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:33,900
TRUTH, MAMA.
627
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,633
NEVER DOES.
628
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,967
WELL, SINCE I'M ALL SUITED
629
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,167
UP, HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT TO
630
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:37,633
DINNER?
631
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,267
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
632
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,067
LET'S GO!
633
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:42,333
COME ON, BOY, YOU GONNA PAY!
634
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,067
HE'S GONNA PAY!
635
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:43,700
MY TREAT.
636
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,067
WELL, OKAY, BUT LET ME GET MY
637
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:45,467
PURSE.
638
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,700
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR PURSE.
639
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,933
HIS TREAT!
640
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,300
[ Laughing ] GET OUT, BOY!
641
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:56,900
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
642
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,833
YOU ARE SO SILLY.
643
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,267
SHH!
644
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,533
OH, I WAS AFRAID THEY WERE
645
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:00,333
GONNA LEAVE ME.
646
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,067
I'M SO LATE.
647
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:01,733
YOU KNOW WHAT?
648
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,133
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL CALVIN REAL
649
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:03,567
QUICK.
650
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:04,100
LET ME --
651
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,333
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, WAIT.
652
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:05,800
HUH?
653
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,400
LET ME TALK TO YOU.
654
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,367
WHAT'S UP?
655
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,167
WHEN CALVIN ASKED ME WHY I
656
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,067
DIDN'T MARRY YOU, I REMEMBERED
657
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,933
WHY.
658
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,700
I WAS TOO SCARED TO GO THROUGH
659
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,333
WITH IT.
660
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,067
I -- LOOK, I KNOW I BLAMED MY
661
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:22,767
WORK, BUT THE TRUTH IS...
662
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:26,067
I REGRET IT.
663
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,267
UM...
664
00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:29,833
UM, UM, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
665
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,067
NO, NO, NO, NO.
666
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:33,233
UM, OKAY, LISTEN, DAVID, I'M
667
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,100
MARRIED.
668
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,967
I'M MARRIED, OKAY, TO, UM...
669
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:38,700
CALVIN.
670
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,567
YEAH, HIM.
671
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:44,067
I'M MARRIED TO HIM, OKAY?
672
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:47,067
OH, BOY.
673
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,767
DAVID, YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
674
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,833
I'M SORRY.
675
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:55,067
LOOK, I KNOW I WAS OUT OF LINE.
676
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,800
JUST...LISTEN, I'LL FIND YOU
677
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,667
ANOTHER REALTOR.
678
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,433
I'LL--I'LL--
679
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:00,967
WE JUST DON'T NEED TO SEE EACH
680
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,133
OTHER AGAIN, OKAY?
681
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,267
CAN I CALL YOU?
682
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,133
NO.
683
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,600
YOU GONNA CALL ME?
684
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,700
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
685
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:13,100
YOU HAVE -- OOH, WE, BUT, NO,
686
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,467
YOU -- YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
687
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,567
GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO
688
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,333
GO.
689
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,633
GO, GO, GO, GO.
690
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,100
OH.
691
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,633
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
692
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,233
HE WAS JUST LEAVING.
693
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:25,067
OOH, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
694
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:25,900
EXCUSE US.
695
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:26,633
HEY, DAVE.
696
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:27,367
HEY.
697
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:29,800
YOU WAS LATE.
698
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,700
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU ALL.
699
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,767
YOU, TOO.
700
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,433
WHOO!
701
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,333
THAT FOOD WAS GOOD, BOY!
702
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,400
YES, YES.
703
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,933
CURTIS, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAD
704
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,400
NOT ONE, BUT TWO LOBSTERS.
705
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,067
[ Laughing ] HAD TWO OF 'EM!
706
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,700
HEY, I WAS GONNA GET 3 OF 'EM,
707
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,167
BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET ME GET
708
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:56,367
CARRY OUT.
709
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,833
YEAH.
710
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:03,233
WELL, BABY -- WELL, I'M SLEEPY.
711
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,900
THAT'S OUR CODE, THAT'S OUR
712
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,533
CODE.
713
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:08,067
NO.
714
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,333
NO, CURTIS, I'M FOR REAL.
715
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,100
I'M FOR REAL.
716
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:10,933
OKAY.
717
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,967
NO, REALLY.
718
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,467
OKAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA GO BACK
719
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:17,600
HERE.
720
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,933
UH, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
721
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,667
SO, YOU WERE WITH HIM WHEN
722
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,933
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME.
723
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,533
LISTEN, BABY, I AM SO SORRY
724
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:30,167
THAT I WAS LATE, BUT YOU WERE
725
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,933
RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, BABE.
726
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,800
HE KISSED ME, AND I DID NOT WANT
727
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,400
HIM TO.
728
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,733
I'M TELLING YOU!
729
00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:37,133
CALVIN, I PUSHED HIM AWAY, BABY.
730
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:37,867
I TOLD HIM NO.
731
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,133
I TOLD HIM I'D GET HIM A NEW
732
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:39,633
REALTOR.
733
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,067
I TOLD HIM I COULD NOT SEE HIM
734
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:41,600
ANYMORE.
735
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,167
PLEASE, BABY, I AM SO SORRY.
736
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,500
I DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO
737
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,067
HAPPEN, AND I KNOW YOU WOULD
738
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,367
NEVER DO THIS TO ME.
739
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:48,333
I'M SO SORRY.
740
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,933
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BABY.
741
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,933
PLEASE?
742
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,167
I PROMISED I WOULD ALWAYS BE
743
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,700
HONEST WITH YOU, AND THAT'S WHY
744
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,567
I'M TELLING YOU.
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