Original subtitles

OH, THIS IS SO PRETTY.

OH, THIS IS SO PRETTY.

OH, YEAH, THAT WAY.

AT WAY.

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ][KNO

I'M BACK. BACK.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

OPEN UP.

OPEN UP.

CURTIS!

CURTIS!

WHO'S THAT?

WHO'S THAT?

GET THE DOOR.

GET THE DOOR.

OH, NO, HELL, NO.

OH, NO. HELL, NO.

NO!

NO. GO AWAY!

GO AWAY!

CURTIS, OPEN THAT DOOR.S, OP.

NG THE DOOR.OT OPENING THE DOOR.

HE AIN'T COMING BACK HERE.

G BACK HERE.

WE INVITED CALVIN AND MIRANDA

TO DINNER.

NO, YOU INVITED THEM.

I DIDN'T.

MOVE.

THEY'RE ONLY GONNA BE HERE FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU

BROUGHT HIM HOME FROM THE

HOSPITAL, AND HE STAYED FOR 26

YEARS.

[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]

OPEN THE DOOR.

THANK YOU.

HEY, MA.

HEY, BABY.

[ SMOOCHES ]

IT'S GONNA BE GOOD HAVING THE

CHILDREN HERE.

AH!

GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME!

CALVIN.

CHILDREN, CHILDREN.

AND WHERE'S MIRANDA?

OH, SHE'S OUT SHOWING HOUSES.

SHE STILL GOT THAT REAL

ESTATE JOB?

YEAH.

AND, POPS, YOU KNOW YOU'RE GLAD

TO HAVE US OVER FOR DINNER.

OH, PLEASE, DON'T BELIEVE

THAT.

YOU KNOW, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE

GOOD IF YOU EAT YOUR MAMA'S

COOKING.

IT MIGHT HELP YOU WITH YOUR

LITTLE PROBLEM.

WHAT LITTLE PROBLEM?

YOUR INABILITY TO HAVE

ABILITY TO MAKE US GRANDPARENTS.

CURTIS, I'M SURE THEY'RE

WORKING ON IT.

THANK YOU.

HAVE YOU TRIED TO DO IT LIKE

THIS?

CURTIS!

NO, POPS.

WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?

YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU

WAS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER.

HELLO!

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU CLIMB

ON TOP OF THAT KITCHEN COUNTER.

NO, SHE DIDN'T CLIMB UP.

I PUT HER UP THERE.

BODY SLAM!

BLAM!

CURTIS!

THE CRYSTALS WAS BOUNCING.

OKAY, I JUST LOST MY

APPETITE.

BE BRIEF.

UNH-UNH, BABY, GET BACK HERE!

IT DIDN'T HURT.

[ LAUGHS ]

Y'ALL ARE FILTHY.

LOOK, LOOK, MIRANDA AND I DON'T

HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, OKAY?

YEAH, WELL, YOU GONNA HAVE

PROBLEMS IF THAT LITTLE GIRL

DON'T LEARN HOW TO FRY

SOMETHING.

LOOK, MIRANDA DOESN'T HAVE

TIME TO COOK.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

OUR MARRIAGE IS GREAT.

MIRANDA LOVES ME, I LOVE HER,

JUST LIKE I LOVE MY MOM AND MY

DADDY.

WELL, SOMEBODY LOVES YOU.

WE DON'T LOVE YOU.

NO, THINGS COULDN'T BE

BETTER.

HI, EVERYBODY.

HEY.

LOOK WHO I FOUND!

COME, COME, COME IN.

HELLO.

UH, CALVIN, WHO'S THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHO IS THAT, MIRANDA?

WELL, SWEETHEART, EVERYONE,

THIS IS DAVID MORRIS.

HELLO.

HELLO, DAVID.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I WAS SHOWING HOUSES TODAY, AND

WE COMPLETELY RAN INTO ONE

ANOTHER.

I HAVEN'T SEEN DAVID IN YEARS.

OH, AND IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING!

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

ME AND DAVID USED TO BE

ENGAGED.

[ BOTH LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW, DAVID'S DONE REALLY

WELL FOR HIMSELF.

HE'S AN ARCHITECT.

[ As Miranda ] AH, HE'S AN

ARCHITECT.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

THAT.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE START-UP

COMPANY.

OH, OH, YOU HEARD THAT?

IT'S A LITTLE COMPANY.

KIND OF LIKE YOUR LITTLE

PROBLEM?

WELL, DAVID, YOU CAN TELL US

ALL ABOUT IT.

PLEASE, IS IT OKAY, MISS ELLA,

IF HE STAYS FOR DINNER?

CAN HE, PLEASE?

YEAH, SURE, SURE IT IS.

UH, I'LL JUST SET ANOTHER PLACE

AT THE TABLE.

OKAY.

[ Chuckling ] GREAT.

YOU JUST GOT BUMPED.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

I TELL YOU ONE THING,

THOUGH -- NEXT TIME I'M ON A

SAFARI, I'M NOT DRIVING A

CONVERTIB.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DON'T DO THAT!

HE'S NOT GONNA DRIVE A

CONVERTIBLE, ELLA!

OH, I LOVE THAT STORY.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

THE LIONS -- GRR!

STOP IT!

WILL YOU STOP?

[ LAUGHS ]

I WOULDN'T DRIVE WITH THESE

THUGS, EITHER.

[ As David ] I'M NOT DRIVING

A CONVERTIBLE.

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, CALVIN?

OH, NOTHING.

IT'S JUST TIME TO GO.

MIRANDA, LET'S GO.

BABY, STOP GRABBING ON ME

LIKE THAT.

IT'S STILL EARLY.

SIT DOWN.

COME ON, BABY, SIT DOWN.

NOW, DAVID, DO YOU REALLY DESIGN

BUILDINGS?

WELL -- HEY, HO.

UH, YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, HIGH-RISE AND SPORTS

ARENAS, THAT KIND OF THING.

WOW.

WHOA.

DAVID, YOU HAVE GOT TO SHOW

THEM YOUR PORTFOLIO.

PLEASE GET IT.

AH, NO, NO, NO.

THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.

YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE

THAT.

I WANT TO SEE IT.

ME, TOO.

OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[ GASPS ]

MAN.

WHAT A COOL CAT.

JUST WONDERFUL, ISN'T HE?

HE'S A GOOD GUY.

ISN'T HE COOL, CALVIN?

HE'S A GOOD GUY, HUH?

HE'S ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ALL

RIGHT"?

ALL RIGHT?

DID YOU SEE THE WATCH ON THAT

MAN'S ARM?

THAT THING COST MORE THAN YOUR

TUITION.

MIRANDA, HE IS SO NICE.

SO, MIRANDA...

WHY YOU DIDN'T MARRY HIM?

POPS!

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW?

I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING WE

HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL

RELATIONSHIP.

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER.

OH, HE IS EVERYTHING A GIRL

COULD ASK FOR.

HE'S CHARMING AND SENSITIVE AND,

OH, HE'S SO FUNNY.

OH, I REMEMBER THIS ONE NIGHT...

[ LAUGHS ]

OOH...

HMM.

YOU KNOW, BABY, MAYBE WE

SHOULD GO.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH, OH, NO, NO NO.

I WANT TO SEE THIS PORTFOLIO.

HERE YOU GO.

HEY!

ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, COME ON.

YEAH.

IT'S A PORTFOLIO, BABY.

OH, LOOK AT THAT, THE

PORTFOLIO.

OKAY, OKAY, START FROM THE

BEGINNING, OKAY?

[ GASPS ]

Together: O-O-O-OH.

YOU DID THAT?

Together: AH-H-H-H!

YOU LIKE THAT?

UH, DAVID, LET ME ASK YOU A

QUESTION.

WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY MIRANDA?

I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, SHE WAS EVERYTHING I

COULD WANT IN A WOMAN.

SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL, SMART.

SHE WAS -- [ CHUCKLES ]

SHE WAS SO FUNNY.

THERE WAS THIS ONE NIGHT...

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

STOP!

CALVIN, YOU'RE THE LUCKY ONE.

OH, YEAH?

YOU GOT HER FIRST.

UH, TECHNICALITY.

ACTUALLY, YOU GOT HER FIRST.

HE GOT HER AFTER YOU.

UH, WELL, BABY, CALVIN, WHY

DON'T YOU TELL DAVID ABOUT YOUR

BARBERSHOP?

I OWN A BARBERSHOP.

DON'T BE DRAMATIC, AND DON'T

BLOW IT UP.

HE ONLY OWNS 25%.

ACTUALLY HALF.

THANK YOU.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WELL, TELL HIM, BABY.

TELL HIM ABOUT THE SHOP.

TELL HIM.

WELL, WE JUST GOT A NEW SIGN.

IT'S NEON.

DOES IT BLINK?

NO.

DOESN'T BLINK?

OKAY, MIRANDA, I'M READY TO

GO.

BUT, CALVIN, I'M NOT READY TO

GO YET.

DAVID, DIDN'T YOU BUILD THAT

DOME IN MADRID?

UH, YES, I DID.

DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE?

I DO HAVE A PICTURE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

CHECK THIS OUT, CHECK THIS

OUT.

YOU BUILT SOMETHING WAY OVER

IN MADRID?

IN MADRID.

NOW, WHERE IS MADRID AGAIN?

COME ON, BABY, IN SPAIN,

OKAY?

THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO.

COME ON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CALVIN, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO

RUDE?

> M BEING RUDE?

MIRANDA, YOU'RE ALL OVER HIM.

I AM NOT.

LOOK, IF THIS GUY IS SO

GREAT, THEN WHY ARE YOU WITH ME?

CALVIN, LOOK, DON'T START

WITH ME TODAY.

I'M TIRED.

I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY.

AND, CALVIN, YOU DON'T HAVE THE

MONEY TO PAY THE BILLS, SO I'VE

GOT TO MAKE THIS SALE.

MIRANDA, YOU NEED TO ASK HIM

TO LEAVE.

NO.

YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT I'M

GOING TO HAVE MALE FRIENDS, AND

YOU CAN'T DICTATE WHO COMES AND

GOES.

LOOK, MIRANDA, IF YOU DON'T

ASK HIM TO LEAVE, I'M GONNA

THROW HIM OUT.

OH, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE

ME THE $9,000 COMMISSION?

LIKE I SAID, TELL HIM TO GO.

WHEN I'M DONE, HE WILL LEAVE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE STORY

HE'S TELLING.

HE IS A RIOT!

[ LAUGHS ]

HE'LL PROBABLY TELL ANOTHER

STORY.

HEY, WAIT UP, BOY, YOU BETTER

NOT START WITHOUT ME!

HOLD ON!

CALVIN, WAS THAT YOU THROWING

ROCKS AT MY HOUSE?

NO.

I WAS TRYING TO GET DIEGO'S

ATTENTION.

WELL, HE'S NOT HOME.

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING -- IF YOU'RE

DAVID MORRIS.

WHO'S DAVID MORRIS?

MR. WONDERFUL IN THERE.

OH, HE'S HANDSOME.

YEAH, IT'S MIRANDA'S

EX-FIANCé, THE BIG-TIME

ARCHITECT.

YOU SOUND A LITTLE JEALOUS,

CALVIN.

NAH, I'M NOT JEALOUS.

IT'S JUST THAT IT SEEMS LIKE

THIS GUY'S DONE EVERYTHING, AND

LITTLE OLD ME, I HAVEN'T DONE

ANYTHING.

WELL, CALVIN, I MEAN, YOU

HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST BEING

HALF-OWNER OF A BARBERSHOP.

I MEAN, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING

CHALLENGING.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THERE'S A GUY THAT JUST LEFT MY

DEPARTMENT AT WORK, SO THERE'S

AN OPENING.

IT'S A PRETTY COOL JOB.

OH, YEAH?

SO, YOU GONNA PUT ME ON?

I CAN PROBABLY GET YOU AN

INTERVIEW.

WELL, MY -- MY RESUME'S AT

THE BARBERSHOP.

YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE?

SURE.

WELL, WAIT, DON'T YOU HAVE

COMPANY?

YEAH, THEY WON'T MISS ME.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY QUALIFIED.

YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH.

WELL...

THANKS, MERCEDES.

SURE.

YOU KNOW, CALVIN, IF YOU GET

THIS JOB, WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE

SAME DEPARTMENT.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE

THAT?

YEAH.

CAN YOU?

WELL, WE -- WE HAVEN'T REALLY

TALKED SINCE THAT NIGHT WE

KISSED.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

YEAH.

UH...

IT WAS WRONG.

I MEAN, I'M MARRIED, AND WE

DEFINITELY CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN.

I--I AGREE.

IT JUST -- IT ALL HAPPENED SO

FAST, AND -- AND...

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

WELL, NOW WE CAN GET PAST IT

AND BE ALL ABOUT BUSINESS,

RIGHT?

YEAH.

STRICTLY BUSINESS, BUT FIRST,

YOU HAVE TO GET THE JOB.

PSSH!

YOUR COMPANY NEEDS ME.

WELL, YOU IMPRESS ME.

NOW YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS THE HEAD

OF THE DEPARTMENT.

I IMPRESS YOU?

YEAH.

YOU'RE SMART, YOU'RE CREATIVE,

YOU TAKE CHANCES.

IF I WAS IN CHARGE, I'D HIRE YOU

IN A MINUTE.

WELL, I WISH MY WIFE THOUGHT

AS HIGHLY OF ME AS YOU DO.

OF COURSE SHE DOES, CALVIN.

HEY.

MIRANDA, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING HERE?

WELL, WE DECIDED TO GO OUT

FOR DRINKS, AND YOU WERE NOWHERE

TO BE FOUND.

I CALLED YOUR CELLPHONE, BUT

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.

SO WE STOPPED BY 'CAUSE I KNEW

YOU'D BE HERE.

IT'S A NICE PLACE HERE,

CALVIN.

GREAT POTENTIAL.

HI, I'M DAVID.

HI, I'M MERCEDES, CALVIN'S

FRIEND.

WELL, CO-WORKER.

WELL, NOT YET.

MERCEDES.

WELL, MERCEDES IS GONNA GET

ME AN INTERVIEW AT HER COMPANY.

HMM, IS THAT RIGHT?

WELL, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO

BUCKHEAD AND CELEBRATE, HUH?

COOL.

DRINKS ON ME.

COOL.

NO.

YES.

SEE, YOUR WIFE HAS SHOWN ME A

LOT OF FABULOUS HOMES, AND I GOT

A FEELING YOU MIGHT GET THAT

JOB.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS JUST

GO ON AHEAD.

I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.

NO, WHOA, WAIT.

YOU GOT TO COME WITH US.

NO, I'M SURE SHE HAS OTHER

THINGS TO DO THAN HANG WITH US.

NO, I INSIST.

SHE SHOULD COME.

COME ON, MERCEDES.

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE THE

THIRD WHEEL HERE, DO YOU?

[ CHUCKLES ]

WOULDN'T WANT THAT.

SURE.

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

GIVE US A MINUTE.

WE'LL BE OUT.

YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'RE DOING

IS DISRESPECTFUL AND LOWDOWN.

CALVIN, YOU INVESTED ALL OF

OUR MONEY IN THIS BARBERSHOP,

AND IT IS NOT MAKING ANY MONEY.

GROW UP!

WE'VE GOT TO PAY THE BILLS.

HEY, CALVIN, YOU COMING?

YEAH.

THANK YOU, BABY.

YOU WANT TO SIT BY ME?

NO.

BABY, COME ON.

THE BOY IS A MAN.

AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY

MOMENT BACK FROM HIS LITTLE JOB

INTERVIEW.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA GET THAT

JOB.

CURTIS, LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO

SUPPORT HIM, OKAY?

I GOT THE JOB.

[ BOTH CHEER ]

HE GOT THE JOB!

I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA GET THAT,

BOY!

YOU ARE SO FAKE!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T EVEN DO THAT.

JUST 'CAUSE YOU JUST SAID HE

WASN'T GONNA GET IT.

THAT AIN'T EVEN RIGHT, ELLA.

CURTIS, YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR.

DON'T EVEN HUG YOUR MAMA.

SHE JUST STAB YOU IN THE BACK

LIKE YOU WASN'T NOTHING.

WHATEVER.

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

AND MIRANDA'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.

OH, WHERE IS MIRANDA?

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN

HOUR AGO.

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE HAS NOT COME BY YET.

OH.

SO -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHEN DO YOU START?

MONDAY MORNING, BRIGHT AND

EARLY.

I GOT MY OWN OFFICE, I GOT MY

OWN PHONE, I GOT THIS LITTLE

COMPUTER --

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

YOU GOT YOUR OWN OFFICE?

OKAY, WELL, IT'S A CUBICLE,

BUT I GOT MY OWN PHONE.

AND CHECK THIS OUT.

BAM!

SECURITY KEY CARD.

TOTAL ACCESS.

AH!

WOW, THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW

YOU, DO THEY?

OKAY, CALVIN, WHAT KIND OF

JOB DO YOU HAVE?

WELL, I'M THE JUNIOR

APPRENTICE TO THE ASSISTANT

OF THE VICE PRESIDENT OF

MARKETING.

WHAT?

SO WHAT DOES THE JUNIOR

APPRENTICE TO THE SENIOR EXECU--

WELL, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?

I'M IN MARKETING.

Both: HE'S A TELEMARKETER.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH

THAT.

OKAY, WELL, WHAT ARE THEY

GONNA PAY YOU?

OH, I'M MAKING YOUR STANDARD

ENTRY-LEVEL SALARY.

Both: MINIMUM WAGE.

NO, NO, NO.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

CURTIS, YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU

FIRST STARTED, YOU DIDN'T HAVE

THAT MUCH.

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.

SO, IT'S JUST ABOUT YOUR

CAREER MOVE AND NETWORKING AND

THAT SORT OF THING, RIGHT?

YEAH.

OKAY.

SO, SPEAKING OF MARRIAGE,

WHEN YOU GUYS FIRST GOT MARRIED,

WERE YOU HAPPY?

HELL, NO.

CURTIS.

YES, WE WERE.

BUT, BABY, YOUR DADDY AND I KNEW

EACH OTHER 4 YEARS BEFORE WE GOT

MARRIED.

AND YOU AND MIRANDA -- YOU KNEW

EACH OTHER FOR WHAT, LIKE, LESS

THAN A YEAR, HUH?

YEAH.

WELL, BABY, I TOLD YOUR DAD

WHEN YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED THAT

YOU WERE GONNA HAVE SOME GROWING

PAINS.

DIDN'T I, CURTIS?

YEAH.

BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO

STICK IN THERE.

HANG IN THERE, BABY.

IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.

NO, NO, NO.

YOU SAID THEY WAS GONNA HAVE A

LONG PERIOD BECAUSE MIRANDA --

YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY SHE

LOOKED, AND YOU KNOW, PEOPLE

WERE GOING TO HAVE TO GROW IN TO

HER.

YOUR DADDY IS SILLY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU THE

ONE THAT PRAYED THAT THEY DIDN'T

EVEN GET TOGETHER JUST

BECAUSE -- THAT'S PROBABLY WHY

HE'S STERILE NOW.

I KNOW HE AIN'T TELLING THE

TRUTH, MAMA.

NEVER DOES.

WELL, SINCE I'M ALL SUITED

UP, HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT TO

DINNER?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

LET'S GO!

COME ON, BOY, YOU GONNA PAY!

HE'S GONNA PAY!

MY TREAT.

WELL, OKAY, BUT LET ME GET MY

PURSE.

YOU DON'T NEED YOUR PURSE.

HIS TREAT!

[ Laughing ] GET OUT, BOY!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YOU ARE SO SILLY.

SHH!

OH, I WAS AFRAID THEY WERE

GONNA LEAVE ME.

I'M SO LATE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE I SHOULD CALL CALVIN REAL

QUICK.

LET ME --

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, WAIT.

HUH?

LET ME TALK TO YOU.

WHAT'S UP?

WHEN CALVIN ASKED ME WHY I

DIDN'T MARRY YOU, I REMEMBERED

WHY.

I WAS TOO SCARED TO GO THROUGH

WITH IT.

I -- LOOK, I KNOW I BLAMED MY

WORK, BUT THE TRUTH IS...

I REGRET IT.

UM...

UM, UM, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

NO, NO, NO, NO.

UM, OKAY, LISTEN, DAVID, I'M

MARRIED.

I'M MARRIED, OKAY, TO, UM...

CALVIN.

YEAH, HIM.

I'M MARRIED TO HIM, OKAY?

OH, BOY.

DAVID, YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

I'M SORRY.

LOOK, I KNOW I WAS OUT OF LINE.

JUST...LISTEN, I'LL FIND YOU

ANOTHER REALTOR.

I'LL--I'LL--

WE JUST DON'T NEED TO SEE EACH

OTHER AGAIN, OKAY?

CAN I CALL YOU?

NO.

YOU GONNA CALL ME?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU HAVE -- OOH, WE, BUT, NO,

YOU -- YOU'VE GOT TO GO.

GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO

GO.

GO, GO, GO, GO.

OH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HE WAS JUST LEAVING.

OOH, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

EXCUSE US.

HEY, DAVE.

HEY.

YOU WAS LATE.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU ALL.

YOU, TOO.

WHOO!

THAT FOOD WAS GOOD, BOY!

YES, YES.

CURTIS, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAD

NOT ONE, BUT TWO LOBSTERS.

[ Laughing ] HAD TWO OF 'EM!

HEY, I WAS GONNA GET 3 OF 'EM,

BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET ME GET

CARRY OUT.

YEAH.

WELL, BABY -- WELL, I'M SLEEPY.

THAT'S OUR CODE, THAT'S OUR

CODE.

NO.

NO, CURTIS, I'M FOR REAL.

I'M FOR REAL.

OKAY.

NO, REALLY.

OKAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA GO BACK

HERE.

UH, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.

SO, YOU WERE WITH HIM WHEN

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME.

LISTEN, BABY, I AM SO SORRY

THAT I WAS LATE, BUT YOU WERE

RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, BABE.

HE KISSED ME, AND I DID NOT WANT

HIM TO.

I'M TELLING YOU!

CALVIN, I PUSHED HIM AWAY, BABY.

I TOLD HIM NO.

I TOLD HIM I'D GET HIM A NEW

REALTOR.

I TOLD HIM I COULD NOT SEE HIM

ANYMORE.

PLEASE, BABY, I AM SO SORRY.

I DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO

HAPPEN, AND I KNOW YOU WOULD

NEVER DO THIS TO ME.

I'M SO SORRY.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BABY.

PLEASE?

I PROMISED I WOULD ALWAYS BE

HONEST WITH YOU, AND THAT'S WHY

I'M TELLING YOU.