Original subtitles

YOU AND I ALONE IN THE

BAHAMAS. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET

THERE.

OH, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE

YOUR BAHAMA MAMA.

I BOUGHT MY ONE-PIECE.

OH, BABY, I THOUGHT YOU WAS

GONNA BRING THAT BIKINI.

JUST ONE PIECE OF IT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HEY, MALIK PAYNE REPORTING

FOR DUTY.

THERE HE IS.

OH.

MY MAIN MAN.

COME ON.

MALIK, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

HOUSESITTING FOR US.

HEY, NO PROBLEM.

I HAVE TWO PAPERS TO WRITE THIS

WEEKEND, AND I COULD REALLY USE

THE PEACE AND QUIET.

OKAY.

WELL, THANKS FOR HOLDING DOWN

THE FORT WHILE WE REMIND

OURSELVES WHY WE GOT MARRIED.

YEAH.

GET A ROOM.

THAT IS THE PLAN.

OH, IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL

YOU NEED ME TO DO HERE THIS

WEEKEND?

WELL, THE REFRIGERATOR'S FULL

OF FOOD.

LEAVE IT LIKE THAT.

LISTEN, JUST PLEASE REMEMBER

TO PICK UP THE MAIL, AND I

LOADED THE DISHWASHER, SO ALL

YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE DISHES

UP WHEN THEY'RE CLEAN.

ALL RIGHT, NO PROBLEM.

OH, BY THE WAY, IS IT OKAY THAT

KEVIN COMES OVER TO HELP ME

STUDY?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,

MALIK.

BABY, IT'S JUST MALIK AND

KEVIN.

OKAY. IT'S FINE.

WE WILL SEE YOU WHEN WE GET

BACK.

BABY, WE NEED TO HURRY UP,

'CAUSE YOU KNOW THOSE LINES AT

SECURITY.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, BIG DOG.

ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, CALL

UNCLE CURTIS.

OKAY.

BE BREEZY.

HEY, YOU TWO HAVE A GREAT

TIME.

'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME. I

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

OH, WHAT'S UP, KEVIN?

OH, YEAH, THE COAST IS CLEAR.

COME ON BY, MAN.

YEAH, WE GONNA HAVE A GREAT

TIME.

IT'S ON!

OH, THE GOOD LIFE!

MM!

CURTIS?

YEAH, BABY?

DID C.J. AND JANINE LEAVE

YET, BABY?

MM. YES.

WE GOT A WEEKEND OF NO MORE

WHINY BRATS.

AND THEY TOOK THE TWINS WITH

THEM, TOO.

CURTIS.

MM.

WORK IT, BABY.

SAY, ONE TIME BABY, YOU LOOK

GOOD, GIRL.

CURTIS, STOP IT, OKAY?

I'M SERIOUS.

YOU ALMOST LOOK AS GOOD AS THIS

DOUGHNUT -- ALMOST.

MMM.

YOU WANT ONE?

NO, I DO NOT WANT A DOUGHNUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I WILL TAKE SOME.

I DIDN'T SAY "SOME."

I SAID "ONE."

LET ME HAVE ONE.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

BABY, DON'T BREAK THE BOX.

DON'T EAT THE WHOLE -- YOU GOT

THE WHOLE BOX.

MM-HMM.

WHERE YOU GOING WITH THE

DOUGHNUTS?

YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME.

HEY.

WHOA!

ROSIE, I'M SORRY.

DID I HIT YOU?

GLAD YOU'RE NOT HAVING MILK

WITH YOUR DOUGHNUTS.

OH, GOOD TO SEE -- WAIT.

HEY, CURTIS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I GOT A BACKUP STASH.

DUST YOUR LIPS WHILE YOU'RE

IN THERE, SIR.

I AM SO FRUSTRATED.

WHY?

I AM TRYING TO LOSE THIS

WEIGHT, AND IT'S JUST NOT

WORKING.

I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING.

I HAVE TRIED THE LOW-CARB DIET,

THE CABBAGE DIET, THE BEYONCé

DIET, THE GRAPEFRUIT DIET, THE

EAT BEFORE 6:00, EAT AFTER 7:00,

DON'T EAT AT ALL.

I'M SICK OF IT.

THOSE DIETS DON'T WORK.

YOU GOTTA DO WHAT I DID.

I CUT OUT FAT, DAIRY, AND FLOUR.

AND WHAT WOULD I EAT?

NO, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LOOK AT THIS.

THIS CAME IN THE MAIL THE OTHER

DAY, AND I THINK ME AND CURTIS

ARE GONNA TRY THIS.

A PERSONAL TRAINER

INTERVENTION?

YES.

YES, SEE, THEY ACTUALLY COME TO

YOUR HOUSE AND DO AN INTENSIVE

WORKOUT FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.

I DON'T KNOW, ELLA.

THAT SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.

NO.

HERE IT IS.

NO, NO, NO.

SEE?

IT'S NOTHING.

HMM.

OKAY?

IT'S NOT SO BAD.

HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU AND CARLOS

DOING THIS WEEKEND?

CARLOS WANTS TO GO TO THE

AUTO SHOW, BUT --

MNH-MNH.

MAYBE I WANT TO DO THIS?

YES, YOU DO.

YES, YOU DO.

AND LOOK -- WE CAN SPLIT THE

COST.

YES.

DEAL.

OOH, I GOT A WORKOUT PARTNER!

I GOT A WORKOUT PARTNER!

PAR-TAY!

MAN, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

NOT YET, BUT TONIGHT, YOU

BETTER LOOK OUT.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY

DANCE MOVES AND EVERYTHING.

I'M GONNA BRING IT OUT AND I'M

GONNA WAVE IT IN, THEN I'M GONNA

FREEZE, THEN I'M GONNA ASK YOU

TO HELP ME OUT.

UNH-UNH.

I GO SOLO, THEN, BABY.

UH-OH.

UH-OH, TAKING IT BACK.

MAN, Y'ALL AIN'T READY, BABY.

Y'ALL AIN'T READY.

WELL, LOOK, MARIO AND THERESA

SAID THEY GONNA BRING THE PIZZA,

AND JANELLE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

SHE CAN'T MAKE IT.

[ SIGHS ]

OH, WELL.

WELL, THERE'S PLENTY MORE FISH

IN THE FOREST.

UH, I MEAN, THE -- FORGET IT.

I CALLED LISA AND DENISE, AND

THEY'RE BRINGING TWO MORE

FRIENDS.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE

ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE,

OKAY?

I DON'T THINK COUSIN CALVIN AND

MIRANDA WILL LIKE THIS.

I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE,

THOUGH.

THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS.

KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I CAN GET SHANICE AND

THEM TO COME ON OVER.

LOOK, WAIT, MAN.

I WANT THIS TO BE A SMOOTH,

GROWN-UP PARTY, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY, I GOT YOU -- SMOOTH,

GROWN-UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'LL TAKE MY MOM'S JAZZ CD --

YOU KNOW, SET THE MOOD.

SINCE YOU WANT SMOOTH AND

GROWN-UP.

I GOT YOU.

I GOT SMOOTH AND GROWN-UP JAZZ.

COME ON, CARLOS.

COME ON!

MY BACK HURTS.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

BABY, RIGHT THERE.

CAREFUL.

OKAY, OKAY.

THANK YOU GUYS FOR DOING

THIS!

THANK YOU, BABY.

YEAH, LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

TWO CUT OFF THE CABLE.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET

YOU TWO OFF THE COUCH.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS

CRAP, ANYWAYS, HUH?

THIS STUFF AIN'T CRAP.

THIS STUFF IS STATE-OF-THE-ART.

THIS IS TOP-OF-THE-LINE

EQUIPMENT RIGHT HERE.

OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW

THAT, YOU EL GRANDE NACHO-EATING

METER MAID.

WHO YOU CALLING OVERWEIGHT,

WITH ALL THAT FRIED CHICKEN YOU

EAT, HUH?

HUH?

I GOT YOUR FRIED CHICKEN.

CURTIS! CURTIS!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

USED THIS STUFF, ANYWAY?

WELL, IT WAS ABOUT FIVE YEARS

AGO.

HA!

YOU SHOULD TALK, CARLOS.

YOU TOOK ONE AEROBICS CLASS, AND

THE INSTRUCTOR HAD TO GIVE HIM

MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

[ LAUGHS ]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY KISSED A

BOY AND LIKED IT.

YEAH?

OH, YEAH?

COME OVER HERE, GORDO.

I SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LIKE IT.

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

AHH!

THE TRAINERS ARE HERE.

THE TRAINERS ARE HERE.

IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHAPE UP,

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING YOUR CABLE

BACK.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

AAH!

HELLO, EVERYONE.

I'M JADE, AND THIS IS FRANCOIS.

FR--

HEY, I REMEMBER YOU.

IT'S ELLA.

HELLO, FRANCOIS.

GET OUT!

GET YOUR HAND -- GET -- GET YOUR

HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!

WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

YOU REMEMBER ME?

YOU REMEMBER ME, FRANCISCO?!

I'M CURTIS.

THAT'S MY NAME.

THIS THE ONE TRIED TO MAKE A

MOVE ON YOU LAST TIME.

I AIN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.

I AIN'T PAYING HIM DIDDLY-SQUAT.

CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.

TOUCH HIM AGAIN.

PLEASE.

WE ARE -- LISTEN.

WE ARE GONNA HAVE A WONDERFUL

WEEKEND.

YAY!

YAY!

EVERYBODY, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

THIS PROGRAM REALLY WORKS.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO

WEIGH 125 POUNDS!

TALK ABOUT HAVING A BADONKADONK.

CAN I HIT HER?

CURTIS, NO.

DO NOT HIT HER.

AND FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS,

YOU'RE GONNA WORK OUT LIKE YOU

NEVER WORK OUT BEFORE.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE EATING

AND DRINKING NOTHING BUT CARROT

JUICE, TOFU, WHEATGRASS, AND

BRUSSELS SPOUTS!

YAY!

ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

YOU GO WITH FRANCOIS.

GENTLEMEN, YOU STAY HERE WITH

ME.

OKAY.

GREAT.

TO THE BACKYARD.

THEY GOING WITH FRANCOIS.

I BETTER CHECK ON FRANCOIS.

EXCUSE ME, MR. PAYNE!

HEY!

YOU COME BACK HERE NOW!

I SAID NOW!

YOU'RE PATHETIC.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COP.

I AM.

AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A

FIREMAN.

THAT'S FIRE CHIEF.

FIRE CHIEF?

YOU'RE SO OUT OF SHAPE, YOU

COULDN'T BLOW OUT A CANDLE!

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT WAS -- THAT WAS FUNNY.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

YOU'RE SO SLOW, YOU COULDN'T

CATCH A PARKED CAR.

HA!

THAT'S FUNNY.

EXCUSE ME, CAN WE -- CAN WE

HAVE SOME --

SOME WATER, PLEASE?

NO!

YOU HAVE TO EARN IT!

OKAY!

[ GRUNTING ]

I GOTTA -- I GOTTA TAKE A -- A

LITTLE BREAK.

PLEASE.

I GOTTA -- ONE -- ONE -- ONE

SECOND -- OH!

OOH, YOU KILLED HIM!

NAW, HE JUST PASSED OUT.

DON'T LOOK LIKE HE'S

BREATHING.

THEN GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

HEARD HE SORT OF LIKES THAT KIND

OF THING.

NO, HE JUST PASSED OUT.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ]

WHAT?

I WENT TO THE STORE JUST FOR A

MINUTE AND...

BOY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ARE YOU ON THE COUNTER?

SERIOUSLY, PLEASE, GET DOWN.

DID YOUR MAMA RAISE YOU LIKE

THAT?

I HOPE THERE'S JUICE IN THAT

CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SURE THROWING

IT BACK.

Y'ALL GETTING A LITTLE TOO

FREAKY OVER HERE.

Y'ALL NEED TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP

WHEN YOU'RE ALL DONE.

KEVIN.

KEVIN.

KEVIN!

KEEP HITTING ME, A'IGHT?

KEVIN, WHO ARE ALL THESE

PEOPLE?

I DON'T KNOW HALF THESE PEOPLE

UP IN HERE.

WELL, THAT DO MEANS YOU KNOW

THE OTHER HALF.

I MEAN, CHILL, MALIK.

THEY HAVING FUN.

THIS IS THEIR PARTY.

I KNOW THEY HAVING FUN.

HE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN OVER

THERE.

LOOK, KEVIN, I WANTED A SMALL

AMOUNT OF PEOPLE OVER HERE.

COUSIN CALVIN AND MIRANDA --

THEY CALLED ME OVER HERE TO TAKE

CARE OF THIS PLACE.

MALIK, CHILL, CHILL.

I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.

CHECK THIS OUT.

HOLD ON.

GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT.

BOO-YOW!

CHECK THAT OUT.

AND WHERE DID YOU GET ALL

THAT MONEY FROM?

I CHARGED ADMISSION.

YOU SEE, AFTER WE INVITED THEM

SIX PEOPLE WE AGREED ON, LISA --

YOU KNOW, SHE GOT A BIG MOUTH.

SHE TOLD HER COUSIN, HER COUSIN

TOLD SOME GUYS, THE GUYS TOLD

SOME GIRLS, AND THEY ALL CAME

HERE, SO...I CHARGED ADMISSION.

WELL, I'M NOT MAD AT THE IDEA

TO CHARGE SOME MONEY.

I KNOW.

WE CAN SPLIT IT HALF AND HALF.

SO, YOU TELLING ME THAT WE

CAN HAVE FUN AND MAKE SOME MONEY

AT THE SAME TIME, THEN, HUH?

LET THE MONEY TALK TO YOU.

LET THE MONEY TALK TO YOU.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

I THINK YOU NEED TO GO ANSWER

THAT DOOR, THEN, BECAUSE THERE'S

A LINE OUTSIDE AND I'M SURE THEY

GOT ALL KINDS OF MONEY.

OKEYDOKEY.

MONEY IS CALLING.

WELL, THIS COULD BE PRETTY

FUN.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG,

THEN?

EXACTLY.

COME ON IN.

RRR!

YEAH.

PULL THAT MONEY OUT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OKAY.

OH, YOU GOT THE EXTRA-HOT, TOO.

YEAH.

MM!

FOOD FOR THE GODS!

OH, YEAH.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN.

HEY, HEY, AIN'T IT GOOD?

THERE AIN'T NOTHING LIKE SOME

HOT WINGS, BOY.

MMM.

NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM.

YOU ARE BUSTED!

BUSTED!

YOU ARE BUSTED!

OH, BOY.

CURTIS, YOU'RE BUSTED.

BABY, I WAS JUST TAKING OUT

THE TRASH.

AND WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

I-I WAS HELPING HIM.

Both: JADE!

NO, NO, NO!

PLEASE.

ELLA, COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON, BABY.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

ARE YOU BEING BAD, BOYS?

NO. NO.

GET IN THERE AND GET BACK TO

WORK!

NOW, NOW, NOW!

YOU...

MOMMY.

NO!

WHERE IS THE TV?

KEVIN, WAKE UP.

KEVIN, WAKE UP!

MA, CAN I HAVE SOME FRENCH

TOAST?

WAKE UP, KEVIN.

WHERE MAMA?

BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR

MAMA IS.

WHERE'S THE TV?

IT'S GONE.

OH, WELL, UH, I'LL SEE YOU AT

SCHOOL, THEN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL

WE FIND THIS TV.

HOW DID WE LOSE A TV?

I DIDN'T LOSE IT.

ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE PARTY

MUST'VE TOOK IT, AND WE HAVE TO

FIND IT BEFORE COUSIN CALVIN AND

MIRANDA GET HOME.

WELL, LUCKILY THEY WON'T BE

BACK TILL TOMORROW.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

OH, HEY, COUSIN CALVIN.

HEY, BUDDY.

OH, OKAY.

YEAH, EVERYTHING HERE IS FINE.

YEAH, THE TV's FINE.

YOU BE COOL.

Y-YEAH, COUSIN CALVIN.

O-OKAY, THEN, OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

OKAY.

OKAY.

EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT,

RIGHT?

NO.

COUSIN CALVIN AND MIRANDA --

THEY'RE COMING HOME AT 5:00.

5:00.

WE GOT SOME TIME.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

WE GOT 3 HOURS TO GO!

YES.

OKAY, EVERYBODY!

NOW FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

LET'S SEE HOW MUCH WEIGHT WE'VE

LOST.

NO.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

CAN WE, LIKE, GO TO THE HOT

TUB, GET A BEER, GET A SANDWICH,

PLEASE?

ALL RIGHTY.

WHOO-HOO!

AAH!

MRS. PAYNE, YOU'VE LOST

6 POUNDS!

AAH!

6 POUNDS!

YEAH-UH.

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.

GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK.

UNH!

GIVE IT BACK.

BABY, I LOST 6 POUNDS!

I KNOW, BABY, I KNOW.

I HEARD IT WHEN THE LOUD-MOUTHED

NAZI CHICK SAID IT.

ALL RIGHT, ROSIE, IT'S YOUR

TURN.

YES.

ROSIE...

YOU LOST 5 POUNDS!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

5 POUNDS!

SHE BEAT YOU!

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

YEAH, I HEARD IT!

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, YOU SOURPUSSES.

UP AND AT 'EM.

OKAY, OKAY.

WOW.

ONE WHOLE POUND.

YEAH!

HEY.

[ Laughing ] ONE WHOLE...

YEAH, ONE POUND.

WHAT?

YOU'RE A LOSER!

WHAT TYPE OF MAN LOSES ONLY

ONE LITTLE POUND?

HE'S A PUBLIC SERVANT.

PROTECT AND SERVE.

YOU CAN'T EVEN LOSE --

OHH, HE'S RIDICULOUS.

WHAT'D IT SAY?

BOTH FEET, MR. PAYNE.

PLEASE HURRY.

GET ON THERE!

OKAY, HERE.

WHAT IS...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO.

MR. PAYNE, YOU'VE GAINED A

POUND.

YES!

HA HA!

ONLY GAINED ONE POUND, BABY.

PIECE OF CRAP.

CURTIS!

YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A

WINNER'S ATTITUDE.

COME HERE.

LET ME TALK TO YOU GUYS.

I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU.

COME OVER HERE.

CARLOS, OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME.

CURTIS.

NO, BABY, I'M GONNA SHOW THEM

WHY I DO WHAT I DO, 'CAUSE

SOMETIMES I CAN'T HELP BUT TO DO

IT.

CURTIS.

I'M ABOUT TO LOSE 300 POUNDS

RIGHT NOW.

WATCH ME.

WATCH ME.

RIGHT NOW.

AAH! WHOA!

CURTIS!

SHUT THE DOOR, CARLOS!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

UHH!

YEAH!

I FEEL LIGHTER ALREADY.

WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE

WHOLE WEEKEND.

SOON AS THEY WALKED IN, WE

COULD'VE JUST THREW 'EM OUT.

YOU KNOW, CURTIS, I AM SO

PROUD OF YOU.

BAH.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, TOO,

PAPITOS.

AHH.

I SAY WE CELEBRATE.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

LET'S GO EAT!

YEAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

I GOT THE DOUGHNUTS.

MALIK, DID YOU HAVE TO SPEND

ALL THE MONEY WE EARNED ON A TV?

WILL YOU SHUT UP?

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MATCH?

I MEAN, I TOOK PICTURES AT

THE PARTY.

MAYBE I COULD FIND ONE WITH A TV

IN IT.

LET'S SEE.

LET'S SEE.

OH, HOO-HOO.

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER AT THE

PARTY.

LOOKS LIKE MY MATCH.

HA HA!

MY MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.

WILL YOU JUST FOCUS ON TRYING

TO FIND A PICTURE WITH A TV IN

IT?

RELAX!

DON'T GET YOUR TROUSERS IN A

BUNDLE.

LET'S SEE.

FOUND ONE.

LET'S SEE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T NOTICE.

I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE A MATCH

TO ME.

I SAID I WAS SORRY THE WHOLE

WAY HOME.

I GOT THE RESERVATION DATE

WRONG.

CALVIN, HOW DID YOU FORGET IT

WAS THE 12th AND NOT THE 22nd?

MY BAD.

BABY, LOOK, I'LL RESCHEDULE THE

TRIP FOR NEXT WEEKEND.

UM, Y-YOU OKAY,

COUSIN CALVIN?

NO.

I MADE THE RESERVATIONS FOR TWO

WEEKS AGO, SO WHEN WE GOT THERE,

THERE WERE NO ROOMS AVAILABLE.

HMM.

OUCH.

MALIK!

UM, YES?

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT

TO TELL US?

UM...

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOTTA GO.

I MEAN, I GOTTA GET READY FOR

SCHOOL.

HEY, HEY, HEY!

YOU NEED TO STAY HERE 'CAUSE

YOU WERE HERE, ALSO.

OKAY.

MALIK, ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO

WAS TO START THE DISHWASHER AND

PUT THE CLEAN DISHES UP WHEN IT

WAS FINISHED.

YOU DIDN'T START THE

DISHWASHER?

YOU GUYS, I STARTED IT, BUT

YOU REALLY NEED TO START BEING

MORE RESPONSIBLE.

YOU BETTER BE HAPPY THAT'S THE

ONLY THING THAT WENT WRONG.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE

SLEEPING RIGHT HERE TONIGHT.

[ TELEVISION TURNS ON ]

HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD H.D.

UH, TAKE IT EASY,

COUSIN CALVIN.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFY ON THE

COUCH.

HEY, UH, MALIK, BEFORE YOU

LEAVE, LET ME ASK YOU ONE MORE

THING.

HOW WAS THE PARTY?

KIDS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID

THAT.

WELL, AT LEAST I GOT AN UPGRADE