Original subtitles

WHAT'S UP, BIG UNC?

WHAT YOU DOING?

BREAK DANCING.

BREAK DANCING?

I GUESS THAT'S A DUMB QUESTION.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREAK

DANCE.

YOU DONE BREAK YOUR NECK.

[ LAUGHS MOCKINGLY ]

WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE

A LIFE.

YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE EVER SINCE

YOU GOT DUMPED.

HEY, I DID NOT GET DUMPED.

ME AND TANYA AGREED TO MUTUALLY

BREAK UP.

THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS

WHO GETS DUMPED.

HEY, DADDY.

WE'RE GOING OUT FOR PIZZA AND TO

PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

YEAH, PEACE, DAD.

SEE YOU LATER.

OKAY, SEE Y'ALL.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

DIDN'T YOU JUST SPEND MONEY ON A

VIDEO GAME HERE AT THE HOUSE?

AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO SPEND

MONEY ON A VIDEO GAME OUTSIDE

THE HOUSE?

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A

HOUSE.

BUT IT'S FUN TO GO OUT.

WELL THEN, YOU NEED TO STAY

OUT AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN.

LET'S GO.

HEY, EXCUSE ME.

WHAT?

DIDN'T YOU FORGET SOMETHING?

WHAT?

YOUR BUDDY.

OH.

YEAH, DADDY, COME WITH US.

IT'LL BE FUN.

NO, NO.

YOU GUYS GO AND HAVE A GOOD

TIME.

COME ON, DAD, IT'LL BE JUST

LIKE OLD TIMES WHEN ME AND MOM

USED TO TEAM UP AGAINST YOU AND

JAZZY.

OH, THAT'S FUN.

THAT'S SOME FUN.

YEAH, BUT, IF YOU DO COME,

THEN I'M GONNA SWITCH PARTNERS

BECAUSE YOU STINK AT VIDEO

GAMES.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING

YOU SUCK.

THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID.

BUT THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANT.

THAT AIN'T REALLY WHAT SHE --

SHE SAID YOU'RE GONNA GET --

OKAY, SO, IF THAT'S HOW YOU

FEEL, I'M COMING.

YOU ON, JAZZY.

I'M TAKING YOU DOWN.

AND I DO HAVE A LIFE, JUST SO

THAT YOU KNOW.

AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE,

GET A HOUSE.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, I'M DOWNLOADING WEDDING

SONGS-- CHECK IT OUT.

I GOT "THE BEST OF EARTH WIND

AND FIRE" FOR SOMETHING OLD.

AND NEW EDITION FOR SOMETHING

NEW.

NEW EDITION?

OH, THOSE BOYS ARE OVER 50,

BABY.

WELL, THEY HAVE "NEW" IN

THEIR NAME.

OH, AND I GOT B.B. KING FOR

SOMETHING BLUE.

HIS SONGS ALWAYS MAKE ME SAD.

OKAY. AND, WHAT DO YOU HAVE

FOR BORROWED?

OH, I GOT THAT COVERED.

I BORROWED POP'S CREDIT CARD.

YOU DID WHAT?

OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

LET ME SEE ONE THING ON MY BILL.

ONE THING.

YOU THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU.

CALVIN, BABY, I HATE TO TELL

YOU THIS.

BUT ALL OF THAT APPLIES ONLY TO

THE BRIDE AND WHAT SHE WEARS.

OLD. NEW. BORROWED. BLUE.

WELL, SINCE I STILL HAVE

POP'S CREDIT CARD, I'LL JUST BUY

HER SOME NEW STILETTOS.

CURTIS.

I WISH YOU WOULD, I WISH --

[ DOOR BELL RINGS ]

DOORBELL, THE DOORBELL.

GET THE DOOR.

SOMEBODY'S COMING.

GIVE ME MY CARD.

SAY SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU NOT THAT TOUGH.

SAY SOMETHING ELSE.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, BABY.

HI, MR. AND MRS. PAYNE.

HI, MIRANDA.

ARE THEM STILETTOS?

YOU LIKE?

LIKE? LOOK AT THOSE.

LOOK AT THOSE.

STILETTOS.

STILETTO.

BABY, ARE YOU READY TO GO

REGISTER FOR OUR WEDDING GIFTS?

OH, BABY, YOU DON'T NEED ME.

YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO WITHOUT ME?

NO, SWEETIE, I DO NEED YOU.

WHAT IF I PICK SOMETHING YOU

DON'T LIKE?

THEN I'LL TAKE IT BACK AND

GET THE CASH.

BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU

FORGET THE REGISTRY, JUST FORGET

ABOUT IT AND JUST TAKE THE CASH

UP FRONT.

MR. PAYNE, YOU CANNOT ASK FOR

MONEY AS A WEDDING GIFT.

THAT IS SO TACKY.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHERE YOU BEEN?

YOU AIN'T NEVER WATCH

"THE GODFATHER?"

BABY, PLEASE, COME WITH ME?

I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE.

PLEASE?

BABY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST YOU BOTH

GO TOGETHER AND TAKE ELLA WITH

YOU, SO I CAN HAVE THE HOUSE ALL

TO MYSELF.

HEY, NO. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

MY MOM COULD GO WITH YOU.

I'M SURE THAT, YOU KNOW,

SHE'S BUSY DOING --

NO. NO, I'M NOT BUSY.

I'M NOT BUSY AT ALL.

IN FACT, I WOULD LOVE TO GO AND

HELP YOU.

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, MY COMPUTER IS ALREADY

SET UP.

YOU GUYS COULD JUST REGISTER

ONLINE.

OR ON FOOT.

CURTIS.

GET OUT!

BABY, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT

THIS.

COME ON, MIRANDA. COME ON.

WHAT?

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

CHILDREN.

DON'T WORRY.

I PROMISE.

I KNOW THIS IS YOUR WEDDING AND

I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I GUESS IT'LL BE OKAY.

THAT'S IT.

HERE WE GO.

OH, LET US START RIGHT HERE.

OOH.

GLASSES, GLASSES.

GLASS, I LIKE THAT ONE.

LOOK AT THAT ONE.

OH, YOU LIKE THOSE?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THOSE RIGHT

THERE?

OOH, NOW THAT'S CLASSY.

AND WITH A BIG FAMILY LIKE WHAT

WE HAVE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO

SETS.

PUT YOURSELF DOWN FOR TWO SETS.

TWO SETS.

TWO SETS? TWO?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

HUH?

MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

YOU MAY NEED FOUR SETS.

HA! THIS IS GREAT. SEE?

ASSISTANT.

OH, BOY.

YOU LIKE THIS COLOR?

YOU LIKE THAT COLOR?

NO.

NO? OH, IT'S PERFECT.

YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT.

IT'S PERFECT.

GREEN IS YOUR COLOR.

BABY, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE

GREEN.

NO, IT'S FINE.

WHEW!

THAT WAS FUN.

YEAH.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU

TRIPPED PEPPERONI PETE AND HE

DROPPED ALL HIS TOKENS.

BOY, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS AN

ACCIDENT.

THOSE KIDS PICKED UP THOSE

TOKENS LIKE IT WAS HALLOWEEN

CANDY.

POOR PETE!

YEAH.

BUT THANKS TO MALIK SITTING ON

HIM, GOT ME 20 TOKENS.

YEAH.

I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN THE

FOUR OF US HAVE TOGETHER.

WE SHOULD DO A MOVIE TONIGHT.

I'M DOWN.

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE SHOULD GO SEE "STAR FIGHTER."

C.J., I'M SORRY, COULD YOU

GET ME THE SUGAR?

PREGNANT WOMEN AREN'T

SUPPOSED TO HAVE COFFEE.

IT'S DECAF.

THANK YOU.

DID YOU SEE HOW HAPPY MOM AND

DAD WERE TONIGHT?

YEAH. SO?

OW! WHAT DID YOU HIT ME FOR?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOT TO

FOCUS, MAN.

ANYWAY, IF MOM AND DAD ARE

GETTING ALONG THIS WELL AS A

FAMILY, MAYBE IF THEY GO OUT

ALONE, THEN THEY'LL GET EVEN

CLOSER.

OH, LIKE A DATE.

DUH!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE KIND OF SLOW, BUT

EVENTUALLY, YOU CATCH ON.

HEY, DADDY, WE CAN'T GO TO THE

MOVIE TONIGHT.

BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT MALIK HAS

TO HELP ME WITH MY SCHOOL

PROJECT.

OH, WELL, WE'LL POSTPONE THE

MOVIE AND I'LL HELP BOTH OF YOU.

NO, IT'S OKAY.

I CAN HANDLE IT.

YOU AND MOM JUST GO HAVE A GOOD

TIME.

BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME

WITHOUT YOU TWO.

IT'S OKAY.

WE CAN GO THE NEXT TIME.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?

WELL, I GUESS SO.

I MEAN, IT'LL BE A LITTLE

STRANGE WITHOUT THE KIDS, BUT

SURE.

YES! MOMMY AND DADDY ARE

CATCHING A MOVIE ON AN OUTING,

DATE, THINGY-MAJIG.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

TOO MUCH CANDY AT THE ARCADE.

CRYSTAL.

OOH. OOH.

I LIKE THAT BOWL.

THAT IS GORGEOUS.

THIS BOWL RIGHT HERE?

YES.

FOR $300, BABY?

BABY, THAT'S NOT EVEN PRACTICAL.

YOU KNOW, OKAY.

OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH

THAT BOWL?

I WOULD SET THAT BEAUTIFUL

BOWL IN MY GLASS ARMOIRE AND

ADMIRE IT.

OH.

A $300 DUST COLLECTOR.

AH!

OH, WAIT, DO YOU EVEN DUST?

[ LAUGHS ]

YES. I DO DUST.

AND I ALSO VACUUM.

AND THAT'S WHY THAT RIGHT THERE

IS BEING ADDED TO MY REGISTRY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THAT $400 VACUUM CLEANER?

MIRANDA, BABY, SWEETIE, HONEY,

THIS IS A BROOM.

A $4 BROOM.

I SEE YOU'RE PRETTY FAMILIAR

WITH THAT.

YOU SHOULD RIDE OFF ON IT.

SAY, WHAT, BABY?

HUH? EXCUSE ME?

MS. ELLA.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY.

AT LEAST CALVIN WILL GET TO

LIVE IN A DUST-FREE HOME WHILE

HE'S STARVING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

[ LAUGHS ]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU TODAY.

OKAY?

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT.

I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU

LIKE ANYMORE, OKAY?

EXCUSE ME, BABY?

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS WHOLE DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN

PICKING THINGS OUT THAT YOU LIKE

ON HERE.

OKAY?

NEWS FLASH.

THIS IS NOT YOUR WEDDING. OKAY?

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LIKE

ANYMORE.

I KNOW IT'S NOT MY WEDDING,

DEARIE.

YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF BEFORE

YOU WON'T BE HAVING A WEDDING.

OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA TAKE MY STUFF.

I'M GONNA TAKE MY STUFF.

FINE.

AND, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I'M

GONNA DO.

I'M GONNA DO IT ALL BY MYSELF AT

MY HOUSE.

EXIT. YOU HAVE NO MORE ACCESS.

CALVIN, COME TURN THIS THING

ON!

I WANT THAT FOOD PROCESSOR!

MOM, WHAT HAPPENED?

MIRANDA'S IN THE LIVING ROOM

UPSET.

REALLY?

SHE IS?

WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.

WELL, SHE'S UPSET. I'M UPSET.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE

GETTING ALONG GREAT.

CALVIN, WE WERE.

UNTIL SHE BECAME ALL PUSHY.

I MADE ONE LITTLE SUGGESTION TO

HER. AND SHE JUST BLEW UP.

COME ON, LET'S TALK TO HER.

CALVIN, I WILL GO, BUT I'M

NOT TALKING UNTIL SHE APOLOGIZES

TO ME.

COME ON.

NO. NO. DON'T. WHAT?

HMMM MM.

ELLA, HOW COULD YOU?

MIRANDA, BABY, MY MOTHER SAID

SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP AND

YOU BLEW UP AT HER.

THAT'S NOT WHAT MIRANDA SAID.

YOUR MOTHER KEPT PICKING

THINGS THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT.

AND SHE CRITICIZED EVERYTHING

THAT I DID WANT.

OH, OH, AND ACCORDING TO HER,

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

RIGHT, INCLUDING MARRY YOU,

BECAUSE I CAN'T COOK.

YOU DON'T COOK?

THAT'S RIGHT.

DING, DING, DING, DING!

SHE DOES NOT COOK.

WHY DO YOU THINK WE EAT OUT

ALL THE TIME?

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED

GOING OUT.

I DO, AND I DON'T COOK.

LOOK, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT

LATER. RIGHT NOW, YOU NEED TO

APOLOGIZE TO MY MOTHER.

CALVIN, WHY SHOULD I

APOLOGIZE WHEN SHE STARTED IT?

WAIT A MINUTE.

MIRANDA, THIS IS MY MOTHER.

WRONG MOVE.

YES, I AM.

CALVIN, YOUR MOTHER IS A

LITTLE BOSSY.

WELL, MOM, Y-Y-Y-YOU ARE.

STOP STUTTERING.

DON'T STUTTER.

I MEAN, DON'T PICK SIDES.

BE NEUTRAL. LIKE, SWITCH.

OKAY, MOM.

SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T COOK

ANYTHING?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I KNOW THIS IS YOUR MOTHER, BUT,

WRONG IS WRONG.

SORRY, MIRANDA, I'M SO SORRY

ABOUT THIS.

CALVIN, BABY, I'M SORRY.

WELL, I JUST GOT A LITTLE

EXCITED, OKAY?

I JUST WANTED TO HELP.

I'M SORRY.

BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE HOW

SHE TALKED TO ME.

SHE GETTIN' SO SOFT.

A FEW YEARS AGO, CRACK!

SHE'D CRACKED HER.

OH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA

CRACK.

THAT CHRISTIAN STUFF REALLY

WORKS.

MALIK, IS THAT ALL YOU DO?

BABY, READ A BOOK.

STIMULATE YOUR LITTLE MIND.

AUNTIE ELLA, THIS IS

STIMULATING.

IT ALSO HELPS YOU RELIEVE

STRESS.

REALLY?

YEAH. TRY IT.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE MOVES

THE SPACESHIP UP AND DOWN.

THAT ONE MOVES IT LEFT AND

RIGHT. AND, THOSE BUTTONS RIGHT

THERE, SHOOTS THE ALIENS.

CAN I NAME THE ALIEN?

YEAH. THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE

HELPS YOU NAME THE ALIENS.

OKAY.

M-APOSTROPHE R-N-D.

THEY WON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

DIE! DIE! DIE!

BUT YOU DON'T EVEN COOK, ALIEN.

YOU DON'T. HA!

KICK, DIE! DIE!

AUNTIE ELLA, AUNTIE ELLA!

WHAT?

AUNTIE ELLA, LOOK, LOOK,

PLEASE, PLEASE CALM DOWN.

OKAY. WHAT? OKAY.

THE GAME'S STILL GONNA BE

THERE. OKAY?

CALM DOWN.

OKAY.

PUT THE REMOTE DOWN.

BACK AWAY FROM THE TV, OKAY?

OKAY. CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

MALIK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE

GOING TO HELP JAZMINE WITH HER

SCHOOL PROJECT?

OKAY. YEAH. I'M GONNA DO IT

AS SOON AS YOU TWO LEAVE.

WELL, PLEASE DON'T WAIT UNTIL

THE LAST MINUTE. SHE'S ALREADY

GOTTEN STARTED ON IT. OKAY?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SCARF?

NO SCARF?

NO SCARF.

I'LL WEAR THE SCARF.

THANK YOU.

CAREFUL.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

JACKET?

NO JACKET.

JACKET.

DEFINITELY NO JACKET.

OH, YOU LOOK NICE.

THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.

DAD, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALM

DOWN WITH ALL THE COMPLIMENTS

AND STUFF.

WOMEN DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT.

WHO TOLD YOU THAT, SON?

UNCLE CURTIS.

WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO MOVE.

OKAY, WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS

LATER.

YEAH. WE'LL BE BACK.

[ INDISTINCT ]

MALIK, DO NOT STAY UP TOO

LATE. REMEMBER TO HELP JAZMINE

WITH HER HOMEWORK. AND, PLEASE

DON'T GIVE AUNT ELLA A HARD

TIME, OKAY?

OKAY.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

NIGHT.

DAD, HAVE HER HOME BY 10.

AND, HERE'S A EXTRA FIVE DOLLARS

FOR YOU. GET THE BIG BAG OF

POPCORN, OKAY?

THANKS.

HEY, BABY.

WHERE'S C.J.? I NEED HIM TO

HELP ME WITH SOMETHING.

OH, C.J.

AND JANINE WENT OUT ON A DATE

WHILE I'M WATCHING THEIR KIDS.

WENT OUT ON A DATE?

THEY'RE DIVORCED.

THEY HAVE TWO KIDS AND A BABY ON

THE WAY.

I THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE

DATE STAGE.

DON'T YOU THINK?

NO.

HEY.

LOOK WHO'S BACK FOR ROUND

TWO! LOOK WHO'S BACK

FOR ROUND TWO!

ELLA, YOU GONNA LET HER GET

AWAY WITH-- WAIT A MINUTE!

OKAY. WHOEVER KNOCKS

THIS OFF GETS THE FIRST HIT.

I'M JUST SAYING, I'M JUST --

HOW COME YOU BRING HER BACK?

MOM, THE TWO OF YOU NEED TO

TALK.

OKAY, START TALKING.

MIRANDA, CAN YOU APOLOGIZE TO

MY MOTHER?

NO.

CALVIN, I TOLD YOU IN THE CAR

THAT I DON'T FEEL I SHOULD HAVE

TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE SHE STARTED

IT.

DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHO

STARTED IT?

YES. YES.

IT'S GOING DOWN THIS TIME.

GUYS, PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.

MOM, I LOVE YOU.

BUT, I'M MARRYING MIRANDA.

AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT

YOU TWO GET ALONG.

AND, BABY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

BUT I CAN'T LET YOU COME IN

BETWEEN ME AND MY MOTHER.

SO, PLEASE, FOR ME, CAN YOU TWO

JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND

APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER?

I MEAN, YOU BOTH WERE A LITTLE

WRONG.

I'M SORRY, MIRANDA.

I'M SORRY.

I KNOW I PROBABLY WAS A LITTLE

PUSHY IN THERE.

BUT I KNOW IT'S YOUR WEDDING.

I WAS JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE

REGISTRY AND ORDERING THINGS

AND, BABY, I'VE NEVER HAD A

DAUGHTER, OKAY? SO, SORRY.

MS. ELLA, I'M REALLY SORRY

FOR GETTING SO UPSET WITH YOU.

I REALLY, HONESTLY, I APPRECIATE

YOUR HELP.

HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO AND

FINISH THE REGISTRY IN PERSON?

NO-- NO!

MIRANDA AND I WILL HANDLE IT.

OH!

THEN I WILL GO AND FINISH

DINNER.

MS. ELLA? [ SIGHS ]

I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER

HAD A DAUGHTER.

BUT YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

WOULD REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT IF

YOU COULD TEACH HER HOW TO COOK.

[ LAUGHING ]

GET IN THIS KITCHEN.

OKAY. BYE, BABY.

MIRANDA, THE FIRST THING TO

COOKING --

IS WASHING YOUR HANDS.

I CAN DO THAT.

I DIDN'T DO IT.

I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT IN IT.

THEY'RE GOING FOR THE KNIVES.

THEY'RE GOING FOR THE KNIVES.

YOU'RE GONNA LET THEM GO FOR THE

KNIVES?

[ CHUCKLING ]

WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY MADE UP.

THEY LEFT.

IT'S QUIET.

LET'S WATCH TV.

MAN!

SO, YEAH, I HAD A REALLY

GREAT TIME.

YEAH. SO DID I.

YEAH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LATE IT

IS.

YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.

AND YOU'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS

WITH THIS JESUS WRAP ALL NIGHT.

HERE WE ARE.

YOU WANT TO GET THE DOOR?

OH?

YES.

OH, YEAH, THESE --

YEAH. C.J., WHY ARE YOU SO

NERVOUS?

SEE, USUALLY, IF I WALK A

DATE TO HER DOOR, I GIVE HER A

KISS.

OKAY, SO WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?

IT WAS A BIG BUCKET OF

POPCORN, WASN'T IT?

BABY, I'M ADDING A WORKBENCH

AND A TOOL KIT AND GOLF CLUBS.

THIS IS CALVIN AND MIRANDA'S

REGISTRY.

BABY, YOU CANNOT ADD THOSE

THINGS TO THEIR REGISTRY.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

AFTER TAKING CARE OF CALVIN,

PUTTING HIM THROUGH SCHOOL FOR

SEVEN YEARS --

TAKING CARE OF HIM FOR 25 YEARS,

HE OWE ME.

CURTIS, THAT IS NOT RIGHT.

NOW, FOOD PROCESSOR.

FOOD PROCESSOR.

HOW DO YOU SPELL "PROCESSOR?"

P.

P-I CESSOR.

YOU FORGOT THE PRO, BABY.

PR, PRO?

PRO, PRO.

PRO, PRO.

PRO.

HOLD ON. I CAN'T TYPE THAT FAST.

LET ME DO IT.

FOOD PROCESSOR.

P-R-O-C-E-S-S-O-R.

NEW CARBURETOR.

FOUR HUNDRED-DOLLAR VACUUM

CLEANER.

TWENTY-INCH RIMS.