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HEY, MA, LOOK HERE. FOR

$75,000, WE COULD RENT OUR OWN

ISLAND FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

CALVIN, OR FOR 41 CENTS,

I COULD PUT YOU IN AN ENVELOPE

AND MAIL YOU OVER THERE.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HOLA!

AH.

GRANDPA KELLY, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING HERE?

I'M HERE FOR YOUR WEDDING,

STUPID. OOH, MY DOGS ARE TIRED.

I NEED TO SIT DOWN.

UH...THE WEDDING IS 3 WEEKS

AWAY.

I GUESS I'M A LITTLE EARLY.

DADDY PAYNE!

EDNA!

ELLA!

EDNA--ELLA, ELLA, ELLA.

IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

LISTEN, DID CURTIS KNOW YOU

WERE COMING?

NO. I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE

HIM.

WELL, HE'S GONNA BE

SURPRISED, ALL RIGHT.

HE STILL MAD AT ME?

YES, SIR, HE IS. HE ACTUALLY

TOOK ALL OF THE PICTURES THAT WE

HAD OF YOU AND BURNED THEM.

YOU DON'T SAY?

WAIT. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

OH, ME AND YOUR DADDY HAD A

LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT A

YEAR AGO.

A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING

A YEAR AGO? YOU STOLE HIS

IDENTITY.

BUT I GAVE IT BACK.

DADDY PAYNE! YOU GAVE IT BACK

AFTER YOU OPENED TWO MAJOR

CREDIT CARDS IN HIS NAME AND

MAXED THOSE OUT.

HUSH YOUR MOUTH.

YOU DID IT!

I LEFT $10 ON ONE OF THEM.

I LEFT $10 ON ONE OF THEM.

WHERE'S L.F.B. ANYWAY?

WHO IS L.F.B.?

ELIZABETH, YOU SO CRAZY.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR

HUSBAND'S NICKNAME? YOU KNOW

THAT'S HIS NICKNAME.

L.F.B.? WHAT?

LITTLE FAT BASTARD! LITTLE

FAT BA--WHERE'S HE AT? WHERE'S

HE AT? HE HIDING FROM ME? HE'S

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE PLAYING WITH

HIS FIRE TRUCK.

SIR, HE IS ACTUALLY GROWN

NOW, NOT PLAYING WITH A LITTLE

FIRE TRUCK. HE'S AT WORK.

OK. WELL, THEN,

WHERE'S--WHERE'S--WHERE'S, UH,

L.S.B.?

BABY, WHO IS L.S.B.?

LITTLE SKINNY BASTARD.

WHO IS--HIM?

NO. NO. NOT COURTNEY!

CALVIN.

NO, LITTLE P.J. P.J. AND

LITTLE MICHAEL AND LITTLE JANET.

* CONTROL *

MALIK AND JAZMINE ARE AT

SCHOOL, AND C.J. IS OUT SHOPPING

WITH JANINE.

JANINE!

JANINE.

SHE'S OUT ON PAROLE?

NO, BABY, SHE WAS NEVER IN

JAIL. SHE WAS IN REHAB.

GIVE IT TIME. GIVE IT TIME.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.

SO, GRANDPA, YOU SURE YOU

CAN'T STICK AROUND FOR THE

WEDDING? MIRANDA AND I WOULD BE

HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.

WHAT A MOMENTOUS OCCASION.

FOR A MAN AND A WOMAN TO

WED...THERE'S NOTHING MORE

SPECIAL.

BUT I'M SORRY. I GOT A LITTLE

SOMETHING THAT I GOT TO DO

THAT'S A LITTLE MORE SPECIAL,

AND IT'S HAPPENING THE SAME

WEEKEND, AND I CAN'T MISS IT.

LIKE WHAT?

I'M JUDGING THE HAWAIIAN

TROPIC BIKINI CONTEST IN VEGAS.

IT'S IN VEGAS, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

YOU KNOW I GOT TO GO.

OK.

WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

NOW I NEED TO GO FRESHEN UP.

WHERE'S THE REFRESHENING HOUSE?

OH, IT'S--IT'S IN THE BACK.

YOU KEEP YOURS INDOORS?

YES, SIR.

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.

EVERYBODY AIN'T GOT IT LIKE

THAT. REFRESHENING--HEY--HEY,

CORY?

BE BREEZY.

SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT THAT

FROM.

GOT WHAT FROM?

"BE BREEZY." I SAY IT ALL THE

TIME.

HMM.

UH, GRANDPA?

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

THAT'S THE CLOSET.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'M

STARVING?

OOH. MY BAD.

YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT WAS

WAITING ON ME WAS SO FINE. SO

YOU KNOW I HAD TO HOLLA AT HIM.

OOH, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY IS

STILL SITTING OUTSIDE.

HE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

WHO, THAT OLD HOMELESS GUY?

MM-HMM.

I DON'T THINK HE HOMELESS.

HE'S DRESSED KIND OF NICE.

WELL, I'M GONNA GET HIM SOME

WATER.

MAKE SURE IT'S TAP WATER.

BOTTLED WATER COSTS MONEY.

HEY, HEY, SOMEBODY GIVE ME A

HAND.

YO! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

HEY. DON'T BRING IT UP IN HERE.

THANK YOU. I'M SORRY. I MUST

HAVE PASSED OUT FROM THE HEAT.

OH! HERE, DRINK THIS.

YO, YO, YO, THAT'S BOTTLED

WATER, DAWG.

OH.

HERE YOU GO.

18 CENTS PER BOTTLE.

DRINK SLOW. SIP IT. SIP IT.

SEE, I KNOW. I AIN'T GONNA FALL

FOR THAT. THAT'S THAT "I GOT SO

HOT AND DEHYDRATED FROM THE

HEAT SO I CAN GET IN THE COOL

BARBERSHOP, AND THEN I STEAL

YOUR WALLETS WHEN YOU AIN'T

LOOKING" TRICK.

OR MAYBE IT'S THE "HE REALLY

FAINTED" TRICK, FLOYD.

LOOK HERE. I'M SORRY, BUT

THIS AIN'T NO HOMELESS SHELTER.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET ON

OUT YOUR WAY.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING HOMELESS?

IF THE NO HOME FITS, WEAR IT.

I HAD A HOME.

WHAT, DID MRS. CLAUS KICK YOU

OFF THE NORTH POLE?

NO, BUT YOUR MAMA SHOULD

HAVE GOT OFF THAT POLE.

KATRINA DID IT. I'M FROM

NEW ORLEANS.

NOW, SEE, DON'T YOU FEEL

STUPID AND AWFUL? COME ON, HAVE

A SEAT, RIGHT HERE.

NO, I DON'T. AS A MATTER OF

FACT, WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE

BANK, HE BETTER NOT BE HERE.

I BEEN TRYING TO FIND MY SON.

I LOST TRACK OF HIM AFTER THE

STORM.

YOU HAVEN'T FOUND HIM IN ALL

THIS TIME?

NO, THEY--THEY TOLD ME THAT

HE'D GONE DOWN TO HOUSTON. SO I

WENT DOWN THERE LOOKING FOR HIM,

AND THEN THEY TOLD ME THAT HE

MIGHT HAVE COME TO ATLANTA.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU

FIND HIM. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

FRED JONES, BUT YOU ALL DON'T

NEED TO HELP ME. I'VE USED UP

ENOUGH OF YOUR TIME ALREADY. NO,

I--I'D JUST BETTER BE ON MY WAY.

OH, NO, FRED, IT'S OK. YOU

KNOW, YOU SHOULD STAY AND REST

FOR A LITTLE BIT.

YEAH, GET YOURSELF SOMETHING

TO EAT.

YEAH.

UH, WHAT WERE YOU HAVING?

WE GOT BURGERS AND FRIES.

MM-HMM.

BURGERS AND FRIES? I THOUGHT

YOU WAS OFFERING ME SOME REAL

FOOD. IS THERE A SUPERMARKET

NEAR HERE?

YEAH.

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT I CAN

COOK ON?

I THINK WE HAVE A SMALL HOT

PLATE IN THE BACK.

THAT'S ALL I NEED. NOW, YOU

GO ON DOWN THERE TO THAT

SUPERMARKET, AND YOU GET US SOME

SHRIMPS, SOME ANDOUILLE

SAUSAGES, SOME OKRA, ONIONS,

GREEN BELL PEPPER, UH, TOMATOES,

AND SOME CAYENNE PEPPER.

IS THAT ALL, OR SHOULD I

BRING YOU BACK SOME WHITE WINE,

TOO?

ACTUALLY RED. I'M GONNA COOK

YOU ALL UP SOME GUMBO LIKE YOU

AIN'T NEVER TASTED BEFORE.

NOW THAT'S REAL FOOD.

WAIT A MINUTE, COOKING WITH

CLEOPHUS. YOU CAN DO ALL THIS ON

A HOT PLATE?

OH, THAT'S NOTHING. I ONCE

MADE A HAM AND CHEESE OMELET ON

THE HOOD OF MY '72 FORD PINTO,

WHILE DRIVING.

OK. CURTIS, JUST DON'T TRIP.

NO. CURTIS, HONEY.

AAH!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

CURTIS!

WHAT?

OK, BABY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO

TELL YOU, AND...

YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

YOU PREGNANT?

CURTIS.

YOUR FATHER IS HERE.

WHAT?

YOUR FATHER IS HERE.

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING

HERE?

CURTIS, HE CAME FOR THE

WEDDING.

ELLA, HOW COULD YOU LET THAT

MAN IN THIS HOUSE? YOU KNOW WHAT

HE DID TO ME.

IT'S YOUR DAD.

I'M NOT STEPPING ONE FOOT IN

THE SAME ROOM WITH THAT MAN.

IT'S YOUR DADDY.

WHATEVER!

I'M BACK.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT?

WE'RE ALL IN THE KITCHEN!

WE? IS CURTIS IN THERE, TOO?

CURTIS!

NO!

GRANDPA, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, I WENT TO THE MALL.

I HAD TO PICK UP A COUPLE OF

THINGS AT THE CANDY STORE.

OH, YOU BROUGHT US SOME

CANDY?

YEAH, I BROUGHT SOME CANDY

FOR ME.

COME ON, CARAMEL.

THIS IS CARAMEL...

BECAUSE SHE'S SMOOTH AND

SILKY. CINNAMON?

THIS IS CINNAMON...

BECAUSE SHE'S HOT AND SPICY.

YES.

WHITE CHOCOLATE...

BECAUSE SHE WHITE.

UH, Y'ALL CAN'T STAY HERE.

COME ON, SALLY. YOU'LL JUST

HAVE A COUPLE CAVITIES OR TWO.

IT'S ELLA, AND NO THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON, BIG DADDY

PAYNE ANGELS. ISN'T THAT THE

SWEETEST--SWEETEST CANDY? LOOK

AT YOU, CARAMEL. HEY, Y'ALL TAKE

THE WRAPPERS OFF.

I'LL SEE THEM LATER ON.

CURTIS? CURTIS! WILL YOU GET

YOUR DADDY?

NO!

WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?

HOMEWORK.

HOMEWORK? YOU STUDY HISTORY

IN SCHOOL?

Y'ALL COME ON. LITTLE JULIANNE,

COME ON OVER HERE AND LET YOUR

GRANDDAD TELL YOU ABOUT SOME

HISTORY, SOME REAL HISTORY.

NOT NONE OF THIS STUFF THAT THEY

MADE UP IN THESE BOOKS.

IT'S JAZMINE.

YEAH.

UH...YOU EVER HEARD OF THE BLACK

PANTHERS? YOU STUDIED THE BLACK

PANTHERS?

YEAH. WE WERE READING ABOUT

THEM.

MY IDEA.

WHEN I FIRST MET THEM, THEY WAS

CALLING THEMSELVES THE ALLEY

CATS.

WHO GONNA BE SCARED OF AN ALLEY

CAT? I SAY, "HUEY! HUEY, YOU

CAN'T CALL YOURSELF NO ALLEY

CAT."

[WHIMPER]

THEY CHANGED THEY NAMES. VOILA.

THE REST IS HISTORY.

HEY, WH-WHERE ARE YOU GOING,

MARY ANN? SIT DOWN.

YOU HEARD OF JACKSON 6, AIN'T

YOU?

DON'T YOU MEAN JACKSON 5?

NO, LITTLE SMARTY PANTS,

I SAID JACKSON 6. IT WAS THE

JACKSON 6, OR THEY WOULD HAVE

BEEN IF JOE WOULD HAVE LISTENED

TO ME. HE HAD AN OLDER SON NAMED

CARL.

WHO YOU TALKING TO?

OH. I'M FOLLOWING A LEAD IN

HOUSTON.

LONG DISTANCE?

HOUSTON.

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

FLOYD.

SHH!

FRED'S STILL SLEEPING.

WHAT IS HE STILL DOING HERE?

WE TOLD HIM THAT HE COULD

STAY HERE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T

HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO.

Y'ALL CAN'T BE BRINGING EVERY

HOMELESS PERSON YOU MEET IN MY

BARBERSHOP.

OH, HE--HE'S NOT HOMELESS.

HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE A HOME

RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE LET ME ALWAYS COUNT

THE MONEY. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T

HAVE A BRAIN, EITHER.

MY DEFINITION OF "HOMELESS" IS

"WITHOUT HOME."

ALL RIGHT? COME ON, MISTER.

YOU GOT TO GET UP OUT OF HERE.

COME ON.

OH, I'M SORRY. I MUST HAVE

DOZED OFF.

WELL, DOSEY-DO ON OUT THE

DOOR. COME ON, NOW. DOSEY-DO

ON OUT. LET'S GO.

FRED, WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS

FOR YOU, MAN.

NOW, WHERE YOU TWO BEEN?

AT THE HURRICANE KATRINA

SURVIVORS' HELP PROJECT.

YEAH, AND WE THINK WE GOT A

GOOD LEAD THAT MIGHT HELP FRED

FIND HIS SON, SO...

THIS IS NOT A LOST AND FOUND,

OK? SO BEFORE YOU ALL GET--WHOA.

THAT SMELLS GOOD.

WELL, THAT'S THE LUNCH THAT

FRED MADE US, AND IT'S SHRIMP

GUMBO.

YOU MADE THIS SHRIMP GUMBO?

YEP, AND FOR DINNER, I WAS

THINKING ABOUT SOME, UH,

CAJUN-FRIED FROG LEGS AND SOME

MINI CRAWFISH PIES. AND MAYBE

FOR DESSERT, SOME BREAD PUDDING

WITH A LITTLE HOT BUTTER RUM

SAUCE.

HOT BUTTER RUM SAUCE?

BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO GO,

I'LL GET ON OUT YOUR WAY.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

COME ON, SIT DOWN, BROTHER MAN.

COME ON, HAVE A SEAT. I WAS TOO

HASTY IN MY DECISION FOR YOU TO

LEAVE. YEAH. HEY, MI BARBERSHOP,

SU BARBERSHOP. OK?

YEAH.

YOUR SHRIMP GUMBO, MY

SHRIMP GUMBO. YOU UNDERSTAND

WHAT I'M SAYING, CHEF?

OH, GOOD, GRANDPA, YOU'RE

STILL HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET

MIRANDA.

MIRA--OH, MY GOODNESS.

IS THIS THE BRIDE TO BE?

OH, LOOK AT THE PRISSY LITTLE

THING. COME HERE.

OH.

COME OVER AND LET PAPA SEE

YOU. OH, LOOK AT YOU.

[GASP]

IT'S THE HOUSTON HOUDINI!

THE HOUSTON WHAT?

HOUDINI! SHE MADE ALL OF MY

MONEY DISAPPEAR. DID THAT OLD

DONKEY IN THE BUCKET TRICK ON

ME, DIDN'T YOU?

THE DONKEY IN THE BUCKET

TRICK? WHAT?

BOY, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

THE DONKEY IN THE BUCKET. SHE

HAD ALL MY MONEY AND RAN OFF

WITH IT IN HER BUCKET AND LEFT

ME STANDING THERE LOOKING LIKE

AN ASS.

[BRAYING]

BABY, IS THIS TRUE? DID YOU

CON MY GRANDFATHER?

BABY, THAT WAS BEFORE, IN MY

OLD LIFE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT

WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER.

OH, SHE CONNED ME, ALL

RIGHT. SHE CONNED ME, LEFT ME

STRANDED, STANDING THERE WITH

NOTHING! I HAD TO WALK ALL THE

WAY FROM HOUSTON TO NORFOLK,

VIRGINIA.

MR. PAYNE, I DON'T DO THAT

ANYMORE.

YOU REMIND ME OF MY SECOND

WIFE, LINDA.

OR WAS IT MY THIRD WIFE? ROSE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY ALL ROBBED ME, ANYWAY.

GRANDPA, I ALREADY KNOW ALL

ABOUT MIRANDA'S PAST.

AND I AM SO SORRY.

SORRY'S NO GOOD WITH ME.

I WANT MY MONEY.

MR. PAYNE, I JUST...OOH.

BIG DADDY PAYNE TO YOU.

BIG DADDY?

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

WAIT. YOU DON'T EVEN CALL ME

BIG DADDY.

HINT, HINT.

BIG DADDY, I AM SO SORRY, BUT

I'VE CHANGED MY LIFE, AND ALL

THE MONEY I HAVE IS INVESTED IN

THE BARBERSHOP.

HMM? DID SHE SAY BARBERSHOP?

I OWN A BARBERSHOP?

NO, UH, ACTUALLY--

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN A

BARBERSHOP. MOVE, CARY.

CALVIN.

A BARBERSHOP. WELL, I MUST

SAY, THAT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT.

WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO SEE IT,

BECAUSE I GOT A LITTLE BUSINESS

TO TAKE CARE OF.

WHOO!

MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU

COOK LIKE THAT.

WHERE I COME FROM, YOU LEARN

TO COOK BEFORE YOU LEARN TO

DRIVE.

WELL, LOOK. YOU AIN'T GOT TO

LEAVE, MAN. I GOT A COT IN THE

BACK AND EVERYTHING.

HEH HEH! WELL, THANK YOU, BUT

THEY GOT SOME BEDS AVAILABLE

DOWN AT THE SHELTER. SO I'D

BETTER HURRY UP AND GET ON DOWN

THERE.

SURE I CAN'T KEEP YOU?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. FRED, FRED,

FRED, IT'S THE PEOPLE FROM THE

HELP PROJECT. HERE.

YEAH. HELLO? YES, THIS IS HE.

I SEE. YES, DARRYL WITH A "Y"

IS CORRECT.

YARRYL?

OH, MY GOODNESS. THEY FOUND

MY SON.

YES!

UH, YES. WHAT'S THAT ADDRESS?

UH, UH...530. YES, YES. OH, I

CAN BE THERE RIGHT AWAY. OH. I

DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

COME ON, FRED. I'LL GIVE YOU

A RIDE DOWN THERE. WHAT'S THE

ADDRESS?

IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE

PAPER. HEY, FLOYD. NOW, THAT

GUMBO HEATS UP REAL NICE.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

Y'ALL TAKE CARE, TOO.

BYE. OHH.

I'M GLAD I GOT HIM OFF THE

STREET AND LET HIM STAY.

LOOK HERE.

BEFORE Y'ALL GO GETTING

HOMELESS PEOPLE OFF THE STREET,

Y'ALL LET ME KNOW SO WE HAVE NO

MORE UNINVITED GUESTS, YOU HEAR?

COME ON.

SPEAKING OF HOMELESS.

OH, MY GOODNESS! OH,

MY GOODNESS! OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

CAN I HELP YOU? I'M GONNA

HAVE TO CHARGE YOU DOUBLE FOR

THE PERM.

I'M GOOD.

HEY, EVERYBODY. HEY, DANA.

THAT'S MY GRANDPA KELLY.

HE ABOUT TO BE A DEAD

GRANDPA IF HE DON'T GET OUT OF

MY REGISTER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I CAN EXPLAIN. I CAN EXPLAIN.

OPEN UP THE REGISTER!

NO.

I'LL EXPLAIN.

I'M WAITING TO HEAR THIS.

GRANDPA KELLY, THIS IS FLOYD.

FLOYD'S MY PARTNER.

PARTNER?

MELINDA, YOU COOL WITH THAT?

BUSINESS PARTNER.

MAKE IT PLAIN.

EXCUSE ME, CLAUDE.

THE NAME IS FLOYD.

YEAH.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I CUT PEOPLE.

ENOUGH SAID.

LOOK AT YOU.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DANA.

DANA. HER NAME IS DANA. OH.

WHAT DO YOU DO, DANA?

I DO NAILS.

SHE DO NAILS. UH, THE FIRST

THING IN ORDER IS TO GET YOU A

PROMOTION.

OH, UH-UH. CALVIN, WHAT'S

GOING ON?

LOOK. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED

WAS, GRANDPA--

BABY, BABY, BABY. CALVIN, LET

ME EXPLAIN. I MADE A COUPLE

MISTAKES A FEW YEARS AGO IN,

LET'S SAY, MY FORMER LIFE, AND

AS A RESULT, I OWE GRANDPA PAYNE

SOME MONEY. SO, TO MAKE A LONG

STORY SHORT...

UH, GRANDPA PAYNE--

I OWN THE PLACE! HA HA HA!

CLAUDE, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE

BIG BILLS? WHERE THE BIG BILLS

AT?

IT'S...WHAT THE--

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON.

HOLD ON. GRANDPA. GRANDPA.

GRANDPA. LOOK. I--STOP. I'LL PAY

YOU BACK. FLOYD, I'LL

STRAIGHTEN ALL THIS OUT,

I PROMISE.

YOU'D BETTER.

FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS

CHANGE THE NAME. "IN THE CUT"

HAS NO...UNH!

HOW ABOUT "BIG DADDY PAYNE'S IN

THE CUT"?

HOW ABOUT...GET THE HELL OUT

OF THE CUT?

WHAT YOU GONNA DO, CLYDE?

YOU GONNA MAKE ME PULL OUT

MY SECRET WEAPON.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA PULL OUT

YOUR LITTLE SECRET WEAPON? COME

ON WITH YOUR WEAPON, CLYDE.

KIKI, GET HIM.

OOH.

NO, COME ON, Y'ALL.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, WESLEY.

DADDY PAYNE, WHY DO YOU HAVE

TO LEAVE SO SOON?

[GRUNT]

THE MAN WANT TO GO, LET HIM GO.

LOOK. UH, UH, ESMERALDA, I

HAVE TO GO AND--AND BE AT THE

AUDITIONS. IT'S MANDATORY THAT I

BE AT THE AUDITIONS.

WE'LL MISS YOU, GRANDPA.

YEAH, AND I DID LIKE YOUR

STORIES.

OH, THOSE WASN'T STORIES,

LITTLE TAMISHA. THAT WAS

HISTORY.

IT'S JAZMINE.

[ CAR HORN HONKS ]

AH! THERE'S YOUR CAB.

OH, THERE'S MY CAB.

I GOT TO GO. LOOK AT--LOOK

AT THE BEAUTIFUL--LOOK AT THE

BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. I'M SORRY I

CAN'T BE THERE FOR THE--FOR THE

WEDDING.

OH, IT'S BEEN QUITE A VISIT,

ANYWAY.

I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH?

WHAT?

THIS IS FROM ONE PLAYER TO

ANOTHER.

WELL, THIS IS WORTH MORE THAN

WHAT I STOLE FROM YOU. BIG

DADDY, I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS FROM

YOU.

OH, YES, YOU CAN. KEEP THE

CUP.

IT'S ONE PLAYER TO ANOTHER,

BABY. YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A

FIDDLE. ANY PLAYER THAT CAN RUN

GAME ON ME IS A PLAYER FOR

LIZZIFE. YOU DESERVE THAT

GOBLET. MMM.

THANKS.

[CHUCKLING]

YOU BE CAREFUL WITH HER, BOY.

SHE'S A FRISKY ONE. HOLD ON,

LET ME CHECK FOR SOMETHING.

OKAY, WE GOOD.

OK. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET

GOING.

OK. OK. BETTER GET GOING.

BYE, EVERYBODY. BYE, DENNIS.

SEE YOU UP IN IT. BYE, WESLEY.

CLARETTA, MARTIN, LITTLE FAT

BASTARD. LOVE YOU.

YEAH, LOVE YOU, TOO. NOW GET

THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE.

BRING MY BAG, WINSTON.

YOUR DADDY CAN'T COME BACK.

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