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Janine: GOOD MORNING!

Malik: HMM.

Janine: WAKE UP.

YOU HAVE TO GET READY FOR YOUR

APTITUDE TEST AT SCHOOL TODAY.

Jazmine: WHY?

I KEPT HAVING THE SAME BAD DREAM

LAST NIGHT.

EVERY TIME I TRIED TO FILL IN

THOSE BUBBLES, MY PENCIL BROKE.

Malik: JAZMINE, YOU SHOULDN'T

BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PENCILS

BREAKING.

WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT

IS FILLING IN THOSE LITTLE

BUBBLES 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T FILL

THEM IN, THEN YOU'RE GONNA

FLUNK, AND YOU'RE GONNA DROP OUT

OF SCHOOL.

THEN YOU'RE GONNA JUST RUN AWAY.

THEN YOU'LL BE FORCED TO LIVE

ON STREETS WITH ALL THOSE OTHER

KIDS WITH TATTOOS AND BODY

PIERCINGS!

Jazmine: MOMMY, AM I GONNA BE

HOMELESS IF I FLUNK?

Janine: NO, BABY.

Malik: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,

MOM.

THERE'S PLENTY OF SHELTERS HERE

IN ATLANTA.

Janine: OKAY, MALIK, LEAVE

JAZMINE ALONE.

LISTEN, HERE ARE YOUR LUNCHES.

HERE.

JAZMINE.

I GAVE YOU SOME ORGANIC FRUIT

AND SOME RAW VEGGIES IN THERE.

Jazmine: EWW. BROCCOLI?

Janine: YES, IT'S GOOD FOR

YOU.

IT'S GOING TO KEEP YOU FOCUSED.

YOUR BRAIN IS GOING TO LOVE IT.

TRUST ME.

Malik: YEAH, BUT, MY TASTE

BUDS WILL HATE IT.

C.J.: GOOD MORNING, GOOD

MORNING.

EVERYBODY GETTING READY FOR THE

BIG TEST TODAY, HUH?

Jazmine: DAD, DO I ABSOLUTELY

HAVE TO TAKE THIS TEST?

C.J.: ABSOLUTELY, YES.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

YOU TAKE THIS TEST EVERY YEAR

AND YOU DO FINE.

Jazmine: I KNOW, BUT THE

QUESTIONS ARE JUST SO HARD.

MY BRAIN HURTS THINKING ABOUT

THEM.

Janine: LISTEN,

JASMINE, JUST USE THE

PROCESS OF ELIMINATION

I TAUGHT YOU SO YOU CAN

NARROW DOWN YOUR CHOICES.

Jazmine: WHAT IF I STILL

DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE?

Malik: THEN JUST CHEAT OFF A

NERD.

Jazmine: I CAN'T DO THAT!

YOU'RE NOT IN MY CLASS.

C.J.: GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE ABOUT TO POP.

Janine: I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT

TO POP.

C.J.: HEY, THERE'S MY

FAVORITE KIDS!

HOW'D IT GO TODAY?

Malik: A BREEZE, AS USUAL.

WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE WAS

FINISHING UP, I MADE A

PAPER-DOLL REPLICA OF OUR

FAMILY.

C.J.: WHAT THE....

BOY.

Malik: THAT BIG ONE -- THAT'S

UNCLE CURTIS, YEAH.

C.J.: NEVER MIND.

JAZMINE, YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET

OVER THERE.

HOW'D YOU DO?

Jazmine: WELL, I PROCESSED

AND ELIMINATED AS MUCH AS I

COULD, BUT I STILL HAD A HARD

TIME FIGURING OUT THE RIGHT

ANSWERS.

C.J.: WELL, THAT'S OKAY,

BABY.

ALL WE WANT YOU TO DO IS JUST DO

YOUR BEST, OKAY?

Malik: YEAH, JAZMINE, AND IF

YOU JUST HAPPEN TO FAIL, YOU

JUST HAVE TO LEARN TWO WORDS --

"PAPER OR PLASTIC."

Janine: OKAY.

MALIK, JAZMINE, WHY DON'T THE

TWO OF YOU GO IN YOUR ROOM AND

START ON YOUR HOMEWORK?

Malik: MOM, THE FUNNY THING

ABOUT THAT IS WE DON'T HOMEWORK

BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE IQ TEST

AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.

Janine: OH.

OKAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, MALIK, FUNNY

THING ABOUT THAT IS, YOU KNOW,

YOU STILL HAVE CHORES.

SEE YA.

Jazmine: YOU JUST HAD TO

BRAG, DIDN'T YOU?

WE COULD'VE JUST WENT IN THE

BACK AND JUST STARTED WATCHING

TV BUT, NO, YOU CHOSE THE

BATHROOM.

[ DOOR BELL RINGS ]

Janine: YOU GONNA GET THE

DOOR?

C.J.: YOU CAN GET IT.

Janine: C.J., YOU'RE CLOSER.

C.J.: YEAH. BUT, YOU NEED

THE EXERCISE.

Janine: THIS IS SOME

OUTRAGEOUSNESS.

YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU JUST GO AND

GET THE DOOR?

C.J. IT'S JUST SO FUNNY WHEN

YOU...

Janine: UH, HUH, THAT'S WHAT

YOU GET.

C.J.: OH, MS. GILES.

HI, HOW YOU DOING?

WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?

OH.

C.J.: DID WE MISS A

PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCE?

NO. NOT AT ALL.

Janine: IS THERE SOMETHING

WRONG?

NO, NOTHING'S WRONG.

C.J.: HAVE A SEAT.

OH, DON'T TELL ME THAT JAZMINE

CHEATED LIKE SHE DID ON THAT

MATH TEST.

Janine: JAZMINE KNOWS BETTER.

I'M SO SORRY.

JAZMINE, GET IN HERE!

NO. WAIT, I'M NOT HERE

BECAUSE JAZMINE CHEATED.

C.J.: WAS IT MALIK?

MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE,

BOY!

NO, I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE OF

YOUR SON, EITHER.

HE'S NOT EVEN IN MY CLASS.

I'M HERE BECAUSE JAZMINE DID AN

EXCEPTIONAL JOB ON HER APTITUDE

TEST TODAY.

Janine: REALLY?

HOW EXCEPTIONAL?

UH, SHE GOT A PERFECT SCORE.

C.J.: REALLY?

Jazmine: BOY!

JAZMINE IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY

BRIGHT AND GIFTED YOUNG LADY.

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER ENROLLING HER

IN A SCHOOL FOR SPECIAL

CHILDREN.

C.J.: MS. GILES, WE'LL

DEFINITELY CONSIDER THAT.

WE'LL LOOK INTO IT.

I CAN GET YOU A LIST, BUT

THERE IS ONE SCHOOL IN

PARTICULAR THAT I THINK WOULD BE

WONDERFUL FOR HER.

IN FACT, I'VE ALREADY REQUESTED

AN APPLICATION.

C.J.: WELL, MS. GILES, THANK

YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

IT'S MY PLEASURE.

I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

AND I'LL SEE YOU IN SCHOOL

TOMORROW, GENIUS.

I'LL SEE YOU TO THE DOOR.

OKAY.

OH, LET ME HELP YOU.

C.J.: THAT COULD TAKE A

WHILE.

HERE, COME ON, I'LL SEE YOU TO

THE DOOR.

Janine: OKAY, C.J., NOW THAT

I'M UP, NOW YOU WANT TO HELP?

C.J.: YEAH, WELL, YOU STILL

GOT FROM OVER THERE TO THE DOOR.

BYE.

Janine: BYE, HAVE A GREAT

DAY.

Jazmine: DID YOU GUYS HEAR

THAT?

I AM A GENIUS.

Malik: NO, YOU'RE NOT.

Jazmine: YES, I AM.

Malik: OKAY, WELL, IF YOU'RE

SUCH A GENIUS, ANSWER THIS --

WHAT'S 553 MILLION TIMES

774 ZILLION, DIVIDED BY THE

SQUARE ROOT OF 75?

2,742.

Malik: I'M GONNA GET MY

CALCULATOR.

I'M GONNA GET MY CALCULATOR.

THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

I AIN'T LEARNED THAT ONE YET.

SO, I'M GONNA GET MY CALCULATOR.

C.J.: JAZMINE, HOW DID YOU

KNOW THAT?

Jazmine: [ LAUGHS ]

I DIDN'T.

I JUST MADE UP SOME REALLY HUGE

NUMBER.

HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

C.J.: THERE IS NO WAY IN THE

WORLD I WOULD WANT ANYTHING TO

DO WITH HER.

ME AND HER ARE JUST FRIENDS.

THAT'S IT -- FRIENDS.

SHE'S GONNA KILL ME.

OH, MY GOD.

Janine: [ GROANS ]

C.J.: YOU OKAY?

Janine: YEAH, I THINK I JUST

HAVE HEARTBURN.

C.J.: OH, WELL, YOU KNOW

WHAT?

YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE.

LET ME CALL THE DOCTOR.

Janine: NO. NO, NO.

I'M ON THE WAY IN JUST A LITTLE

BIT.

I'LL SEE THE DOCTOR.

C.J.: OH, OKAY.

THAT'S A GOOD THING.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE YOU.

WE'LL DRIVE THERE TOGETHER.

Janine: OH, OKAY.

C.J.: YEAH. CAN I GET YOU

SOMETHING?

CAN I GET YOU A BEER?

Janine: A BEER?

C.J.: A BEER!

IT'S GOOD FOR DIGESTION.

Janine: NO, I WILL GET MYSELF

A GINGER ALE, THANK YOU.

C.J.: COME ON, I WAS KIDDING

ABOUT THE BEER.

I'LL GET YOU THE GINGER ALE.

YOU JUST HAVE A SEAT AND RELAX,

OKAY?

Janine: OKAY.

I'M SITTING.

C.J.: NUMBER THREE!

YOUR THIRD KID.

ALL RIGHT.

Janine: OOH, OKAY.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

OKAY, COMING!

OH, HI!

HEY, JANINE.

WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY

TO POP.

Janine: YES. ANY MOMENT.

COME ON IN.

HOW'S IT GOING?

Janine: EVERYTHING IS GOOD,

REALLY GOOD.

C.J.: SO, WHERE'S BRIAN?

ARE YOU TWO VISITING?

Janine: NOT EXACTLY, NO.

WE BROKE UP.

WHAT?

BUT, I THOUGHT BRIAN WAS SO

EXCITED ABOUT BEING A DAD.

Janine: WELL, YOU KNOW,

THINGS CHANGE.

AND, SO THAT'S--THAT'S WHY

I'M -- THANK YOU.

THAT'S WHY I MOVED BACK IN HERE.

"HERE" AS IN THIS HOUSE?

C.J.: GOT THAT GINGER ALE FOR

YOU, BABY.

AH!

TANYA!

AH, YOU'RE EARLY.

I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU SO EARLY.

ACTUALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M

LATE.

C.J.: YOU'RE LATE?

YES, AS IN, WHY DIDN'T YOU

TELL ME THAT JANINE WAS BACK?

C.J.: SEE...

Janine: WHERE'S MY WATCH?

LOOK AT THE TIME.

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET TO MY

DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.

OH, GOOD, BECAUSE I THINK

THAT C.J. AND I NEED TO TALK.

C.J.: UH, SEE, JANINE HAS TO

GO TO THE DOCTOR AND I TOLD HER

THAT I WOULD TAKE HER.

REALLY? OH.

WAS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER WE MADE

PLANS TO GO TO THE MOVIES?

Janine: LISTEN, C.J., IT'S

OKAY.

I CAN JUST DRIVE MYSELF.

C.J.: NO. NO.

I WANT TO TAKE YOU.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO DRIVE IN

THAT CONDITION.

I CAN TAKE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

C.J., IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY

BETTER, I WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE

ACTING LIKE THIS BABY IS YOURS.

C.J.: [ LAUGHS ] THAT BABY!

THAT'S SO CRAZY!

THAT'S WOULD BE CRAZY!

YES, IT WOULD.

C.J.: YES, NO, THAT'S CRAZY.

UM, LISTEN, TANYA, BABY.

SEE, A LOT HAS HAPPENED.

YOU SEE, SHE'S HAD TO MOVE BACK

BECAUSE HER AND BRIAN -- THEY

BROKE UP.

HMM, YES, I HEARD.

C.J.: SO, SHE CAN'T DRIVE

HERSELF, YOU KNOW?

WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?

I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO JUST

BE UNDERSTANDING.

COME ON, HAVE SOME COMPASSION.

OH.

OKAY, C.J.

C.J.: THAT'S WHAT I LOVE

ABOUT YOU.

YEAH?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE

ABOUT YOU.

YOU ARE SO HONEST AND GIVING.

Janine: YEAH, HE'S HONESTLY

GIVEN ME A LOT.

OKAY, SO WHY DON'T YOU CALL

ME WHEN YOU GET BACK, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

C.J.: YEAH.

BYE.

C.J.: LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

Malik: FINALLY, YOU TWO ARE

BACK.

SHE'S BEEN GETTING ON MY NERVES.

Jazmine: NO, I HAVEN'T.

I'VE BEEN TUTORING HIM.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GENIUSES DO.

SO, CAN I HAVE A BIKE?

C.J.: A BIKE?

WHY?

Jazmine: 'CAUSE I'M THE

GENIUS.

HELLO?

Janine: OKAY, GENIUS, WHAT

DOES BEING A GENIUS HAVE TO DO

WITH GETTING A BIKE?

Jazmine: WHEN YOU BECOME A

GENIUS, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

Janine: JAZMINE.

Jazmine: HMM?

TOO MUCH?

Janine: YES.

Jazmine: SORRY, I'M JUST SO

EXCITED ABOUT BEING SO SMART.

C.J.: WE'RE EXCITED TOO,

BABY.

YOU'RE GOING TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL

FOR GIFTED CHILDREN.

THAT'S A BIG DEAL.

Malik: WHAT? GOOD FOR HER?

SHE'S BEEN SMART FOR TWO DAYS.

I'VE BEEN SMART ALL MY LIFE.

Jazmine: AND YET, YOU'RE

STILL NOT A GENIUS.

I WOULDN'T WALK AROUND BRAGGING

ABOUT THAT, WOULD I?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I'LL GET IT.

C.J.: NO, NO.

LET YOUR MOTHER GET THAT.

YO, YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING

FUNNY?

WATCH THIS.

COME ON.

COME ON.

Janine: THERE IS GOING TO BE

SOME PAY BACK, I'M TELLING YOU.

C.J.: I GOT IT.

HI, MS. GILES.

HI.

I RECEIVED THE APPLICATION AND

THE BROCHURE FOR THE SCHOOL THAT

I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, SO I

BROUGHT IT RIGHT OVER.

OH, GREAT, THANK YOU, THANK

YOU.

Jazmine: CAN I SEE IT?

Janine: HEY, JAZMINE, MALIK,

WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO IN THE

KITCHEN WHILE WE TALK TO

MS. GILES?

C.J.: GREAT, HAVE A SEAT.

GREAT, THANKS.

C.J.: MAKE SOME ROOM.

Janine: PREGNANT.

SO, THIS SCHOOL IS THE VERY

BEST FOR GIFTED CHILDREN IN THE

COUNTRY.

AND, THEY HAVE A MADE A SPOT FOR

JAZMINE DESPITE THE WAIT LIST.

C.J.: WOW.

Janine: WONDERFUL.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY

OF A LIFETIME.

OH, IT IS.

BUT, YOU'LL NEED TO MAKE A

DECISION SOON BECAUSE THEY NEED

CONFIRMATION IN A FEW DAYS.

C.J.: SURE, NO PROBLEM.

WELL, WHAT PART OF ATLANTA IS

THE SCHOOL IN?

ATLANTA?

IT'S IN NORTH CAROLINA.

C.J.: EXCUSE ME?

DID YOU JUST SAY THE SCHOOL IS

IN NORTH CAROLINA?

YES, BUT THAT'S ONLY FOUR

HOURS FROM HERE.

Janine: ONLY FOUR HOURS.

MS. GILES, WE'RE REALLY GOING TO

NEED TO TALK THIS OVER.

OH, I UNDERSTAND.

BUT JUST, DON'T TAKE TOO LONG,

OKAY.

OKAY.

THAT'S OKAY, DON'T GET UP.

C.J.: THANK YOU, MS. GILES.

BYE, BYE.

JAZMINE, CAN YOU COME IN HERE,

SWEETHEART?

Jazmine: WOW!

THESE KIDS HERE CAN READ UP TO

THE 10TH GRADE LEVEL.

C.J.: REALLY?

Jazmine: YEAH.

OH, AND THEY HAVE -- OOH,

TENNIS.

THEY HAVE SOCCER AND HORSEBACK

RIDING?

WOW, THIS IS IN THEIR

NORTH CAROLINA SCHOOL.

I WONDER WHAT THEIR ATLANTA

SCHOOL'S LIKE.

Janine: ACTUALLY, JAZMINE,

THERE'S ONLY ONE SCHOOL.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED

TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

AND, YOU SEE, IT'S IN

NORTH CAROLINA.

Jazmine: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

Malik: YOU'RE THE GENIUS.

WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT,

GENIUS?

Jazmine: BUT NORTH CAROLINA

IS JUST TOO FAR AWAY.

Janine: YES, IT IS A LITTLE

BIT FAR, BUT, LOOK.

LOOK AT ALL OF THE NEAT CLASSES

YOU CAN TAKE, AND IT WOULD

REALLY BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY

FOR YOU.

C.J.: YEAH, AND, BABY, THINK

ABOUT ALL THE NEW FRIENDS YOU

WOULD MAKE.

Janine: AND WE WOULD COME UP

EVERY WEEKEND TO VISIT YOU.

HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

Jazmine: AWFUL!

IF YOU, DADDY, UNCLE CURTIS, OR

AUNTIE ELLIS AREN'T GOING WITH

ME, THEN I DON'T WANT TO GO.

Malik: YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR

IQ WITH YOU TO KEEP YOU COMPANY.

YEAH.

IT'S LONELY BEING AT THE TOP,

ISN'T IT?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

C.J.: WHOO.

OKAY, OKAY.

HEY.

Hey.

C.J.: WELL, THANKS FOR COMING

BACK OVER TO TALK.

SURE.

C.J.: YEAH.

GO AHEAD, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

OKAY.

C.J.: I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.

WELL...

ABOUT YESTERDAY, I JUST --

C.J., I GET IT.

C.J.: YOU DO?

YEAH, I DO, AND IF YOU'RE

GONNA BE A PART OF MY LIFE AND

WELL, THEN, JANINE'S GONNA BE

AROUND TOO.

C.J.: AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH

THAT?

YES.

C.J.: WELL, THAT IS SO COOL.

JANINE IS THE MOTHER

OF YOUR TWO CHILDREN.

C.J.: YEAH, TWO.

MM-HMM, YEAH.

AND I JUST THINK THAT, WELL, I

MEAN, IF YOU CARE THAT MUCH

ABOUT HER, THE PERSON YOU USED

TO BE IN LOVE WITH, THEN I CAN

ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU'D CARE

ABOUT ME.

AND, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I LOVE YOU TOO.

C.J.: MMM.

NOW, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO

TELL ME?

C.J.: WELL...

SEE, THAT'S GOOD.

I MEAN, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU KNOW

HOW MUCH IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE

OF HOW MUCH I LOVED JANINE.

HEY, YOU DON'T THROW PLATES OR

KNIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, DO

YOU?

NO.

C.J.: I'M TRYING--

SEE, I'M THE -- [ MUMBLES ]

WAIT, JUST SAY IT ONE MORE

TIME.

C.J.: I'M THE FATHER OF THE

BABY.

YOU'RE WHAT?

C.J.: I'M THE FATHER OF THE

BABY.

YOU LOVE ME.

YOU LOVE ME, REMEMBER?

OH, SHUT UP!

C.J.: NO, I'M NOT A CHEATER!

I'M NOT A CHEATER!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, LISTEN.

THIS ALL HAPPENED.

THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON.

THERE'S NOTHING, I SWEAR.

IT HAPPENED BEFORE WE EVEN GOT

TOGETHER.

OH, REALLY?

OH, REALLY?

WELL, LET ME GUESS, IT

HAPPENED AT MARCUS AND MELISSA'S

ANNIVERSARY PARTY?

C.J.: YEAH, YEAH.

ACTUALLY, IT HAPPENED AFTER

THAT.

I WAS PLASTERED, TANYA.

YEAH, BUT, COME ON, C.J.

WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST PASS OUT

LIKE EVERY OTHER DRUNK?

C.J.: I DID.

I PASSED OUT AFTER.

RIGHT AFTER.

OH...

C.J., OKAY.

LOOK.

C.J.: BABY?

BABY?

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

THAT'S GLASS.

I WAS WILLING TO BE IN YOUR

LIFE WITH JANINE LIVING HERE IN

THE HOUSE, BUT NOT IF SHE'S

CARRYING YOUR BABY.

IT'S JUST -- THAT'S TOO MUCH.

C.J.: NO, WAIT, WAIT, TANYA.

WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE, BABY.

I JUST --

[ SIGHS ]

DON'T GET ME WRONG, C.J.

I LOVE YOU, I DO, BUT, I JUST

THINK IT'S BEST IF WE GO OUR

SEPARATE WAYS.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS.

C.J.: YEAH.

I UNDERSTAND.

AND I'M -- I'M SORRY.

I'M SO -- I'M SO SORRY FOR ALL

OF THIS.

YEAH. ME TOO.

C.J.: WE REALLY DO APPRECIATE

EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE FOR

JAZMINE, AND AFTER TALKING WITH

HER, WE'RE SORRY, BUT WE'RE

GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE.

GOOD.

BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET HER IN

THAT SCHOOL IF I PUT HER IN A

BOX AND SHIPPED HER NEXT-DAY

AIR.

Janine: I'M SORRY.

WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN A

COMPUTER GLITCH.

JAZMINE IS NOT -- SHE DIDN'T

SCORE AS HIGH ON THE TEST AS WE

ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.

C.J.: SO, SHE'S NOT GIFTED.

NO.

BUT, SHE IS STILL VERY SMART.

I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO

DISAPPOINTED.

Janine: OH, I'M SURE SHE'LL

BE JUST FINE.

WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THE

BABY.

Janine: THANK YOU.

OKAY.

THANKS SO MUCH.

C.J.: YOU WANT TO WALK HER

OUT?

I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.

NO, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT.

I'M PLAYING, I'M PLAYING.

BYE, BYE.

C.J.: BYE, BYE.

THANKS, AGAIN.

JAZZIE, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE,

SWEETHEART?

Jazmine: SO, I'M SURE THAT

SHE WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT

SHE DIDN'T GET TO BE WITH THIS

LITTLE GENIUS.

C.J.: NO.

SHE ACTUALLY HAD SOME BAD NEWS

OF HER OWN THAT SHE WANTED TO

SHARE WITH YOU.

Janine: SWEETHEART, THERE WAS

A COMPUTER GLITCH.

YOU DID NOT HAVE A PERFECT SCORE

ON YOUR APTITUDE TEST.

Jazmine: SO...

I'M NOT A GENIUS.

Malik: [ LAUGHS ]

I KNEW IT.

YOU'RE A FRAUD.

C.J.: KEEP IT UP, BOY, YOU'RE

GONNA BE GROUNDED.

Janine: JAZZY, WE ARE STILL

VERY PROUD OF YOU.

C.J.: AND, BY THE WAY,

MS. GILES SAID THAT YOU WERE

VERY SMART.

Janine: HMM MM.

Jazmine: SMART ENOUGH TO GET

A BIKE?

Together: DON'T PUSH IT.

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