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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:03,933 OH, GOOD, BABY. 2 00:00:03,933 --> 00:00:05,700 * HEY * 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:06,533 * I AM SO GLAD YOU GOT THIS 4 00:00:06,533 --> 00:00:07,333 PAPER * 5 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:08,133 I WAS JUST COMING FOR IT. 6 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:08,933 HMM. 7 00:00:08,933 --> 00:00:10,533 HERE YOU GO, MY LOVE. 8 00:00:10,533 --> 00:00:11,700 CURTIS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 9 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,533 I WANT THE ENTERTAINMENT 10 00:00:12,533 --> 00:00:13,967 SECTION? 11 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,967 WELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? 12 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,333 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS 13 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,533 WANTING THE SPORTS PAGE. 14 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:21,167 ELLA, NAME -- NAME 15 00:00:21,167 --> 00:00:22,600 A BASKETBALL PLAYER. 16 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,133 OH, PLEASE, CURTIS. 17 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,933 ALLEN IVERSON -- THE ANSWER. 18 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:29,633 VINCE CARTER -- HALF MAN, 19 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:31,333 HALF AMAZING! 20 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:32,800 CARMELO -- THE LIGHT-SKINDED 21 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,733 FELLOW. 22 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:35,767 I CAN GO ON. 23 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:36,867 PLEASE DON'T GO ON, BECAUSE 24 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:37,933 DON'T NOBODY CALL HIM 25 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:39,233 "THE LIGHT-SKINDED FELLOW." 26 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:40,767 HUH -- WELL, I DO. 27 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:42,033 [ CHUCKLES ] 28 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:42,933 OW. 29 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:43,967 HERE, MISS SPORTS PAGE. 30 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:45,033 I DON'T WANT THAT. 31 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:47,200 I'LL TAKE THIS -- ENTERTAINMENT. 32 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,233 YOU KNOW WHAT? 33 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,400 WHAT'S WRONG? 34 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,667 WELL, I TRIED TO PROPOSE TO 35 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:55,633 MIRANDA, BUT SHE -- 36 00:00:55,633 --> 00:00:59,233 SHE SAID NO? 37 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,500 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING -- 38 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:01,333 YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU? 39 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:02,267 YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU 40 00:01:02,267 --> 00:01:03,100 ABOUT HER? 41 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:03,933 CURTIS -- 42 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:04,800 I DON'T LIKE HER. 43 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,733 THERE -- I SAID IT. 44 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,067 I DON'T LIKE HER! 45 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:10,300 SHE THINKS SHE BETTER THAN US, 46 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,533 ALWAYS HAVE. 47 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:14,367 AND SHE LOOK FUNNY. 48 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:15,367 CURTIS? 49 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,267 IF YOU LOOK AT HER SIDEWAY, 50 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:17,367 ELLA -- WHAT DID YOU SAY? 51 00:01:17,367 --> 00:01:18,500 YOU BE -- YOU SAID IF YOU LOOK 52 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,567 AT HER SIDEWAYS, SHE LOOK LIKE 53 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:20,733 A CRICKET, AND I WAS CRACKING UP 54 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:23,567 WHEN YOU SAID IT. 55 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:25,167 POPS, SHE DIDN'T SAY NO -- 56 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:29,133 I HAVEN'T ASKED HER YET. 57 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:30,233 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET -- 58 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,567 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. 59 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:32,500 LOOK, AND DON'T YOU TELL HER 60 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,933 WHAT YOUR MAMA SAID. 61 00:01:33,933 --> 00:01:37,933 MAMA, YOU SAY THAT? 62 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:39,167 WELL, BABY, DO YOU WANT ME 63 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,900 TO GIVE YOU A FEW SUGGESTIONS? 64 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:41,933 NO, THANKS. 65 00:01:41,933 --> 00:01:42,933 I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP IT SIMPLE 66 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:44,067 AND PROPOSE AT HOME. 67 00:01:44,067 --> 00:01:45,500 I ALREADY WASTED $200 ON 68 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,733 OVERPRICED FOOD AND A WAITER 69 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:47,900 WITH AN ATTITUDE. 70 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,700 * OVERPRICED FOOD AND 71 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:49,700 A WAITER WITH AN ATTITUDE * 72 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:52,500 [ MAKES BEAT BOX NOISES ] 73 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,500 [ CHUCKLES ] 74 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,133 YOU COULD BE A RAPPER. 75 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:56,067 HEY, LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU 76 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:57,067 DO, WHERE YOU DO, WHEN YOU GOING 77 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:57,867 TO DO IT. 78 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,400 UH-OH! 79 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,433 LOOK -- GET OUT, OKAY? 80 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:05,067 HEY, I GOT THE MAN COMING, 81 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,133 I DONE FORWARDED YOUR MAIL. 82 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:07,133 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT'S 83 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:08,567 GOING -- I JUST FORWARDED IT. 84 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,067 I JUST WROTE ON THERE "FORWARD." 85 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:13,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,267 AND I GOT THE PEOPLE COMING TO 87 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,500 PAINT THE ROOM. 88 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,533 [ ELLA LAUGHS ] 89 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,500 WE GOING TO PAINT IT TEAL -- 90 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:18,433 YEAH. 91 00:02:18,433 --> 00:02:19,433 WITH THE BEIGE TRIM. 92 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:20,400 OH, BABY -- AND THEY COMING TO 93 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,233 PUT THE POLE UP. 94 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:22,567 OOH. 95 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:24,233 CAN ME AND MIRANDA USE IT-- 96 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:26,267 GOOD NIGHT. 97 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,467 [ FLOYD WHISTLES ] 98 00:02:40,467 --> 00:02:41,267 HEY. 99 00:02:41,267 --> 00:02:42,200 GOOD MORNING, LADIES. 100 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,067 GOOD MORNING. 101 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:44,600 WELCOME. 102 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,833 WHERE'S DELANTE? 103 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:46,867 WHY? 104 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,733 WHAT -- WHAT'D YOU HEAR? 105 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:48,700 I MEAN, I'M NOT HIS MAMA. 106 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:49,567 HE AIN'T KEEPING TABS ON ME, 107 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:50,467 I'M NOT KEEPING TABS ON HIM. 108 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:51,367 I MEAN, HE DON'T GOT TO CHECK 109 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:52,400 IN WITH ME EVERY TIME. 110 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,500 WHY YOU ASK ME THEM QUESTIONS? 111 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,933 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I'M GOING 112 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:01,433 TO NEED YOU TO SWITCH TO DECAF. 113 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:03,133 SECOND OF ALL, HE WAS JUST 114 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:05,133 ASKING IN GENERAL. 115 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:06,200 OH. 116 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:11,967 WELL, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL -- 117 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,067 WE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 118 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,067 WHOA, HOLD ON -- WHY? 119 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:14,900 WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT YOU ALL 120 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:15,733 TALKING ABOUT ME FOR? 121 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:16,633 I MEAN, WHAT DID I -- 122 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:17,900 CAN I GET TO MY STATION? 123 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,633 GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO. 124 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,100 SEE, THAT'S WHY WE DOING DRUG 125 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,100 TESTING RIGHT THERE. 126 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,367 YEAH. 127 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:25,300 YOU MUST'VE HAD A REALLY HOT 128 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,167 DATE TO BE COMING IN ALL LATE 129 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:28,200 LIKE THIS. 130 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,267 YEAH, IT -- IT -- IT WAS ALL 131 00:03:29,267 --> 00:03:30,567 RIGHT. 132 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:31,833 "ALL RIGHT"? 133 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:36,200 YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 134 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,067 HMM. 135 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:38,200 WELL, I WENT TO THE MOVIES LAST 136 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,333 NIGHT AND I SAW "HEAVEN'S LOVE" 137 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:40,667 AND IT WAS GOOD. 138 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:41,633 YEAH, I SAW IT, TOO, AND IT 139 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:42,900 WAS BORING. 140 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,867 KIND OF LIKE THIS 141 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:44,900 CONVERSATION. 142 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:45,767 LOOK -- LOOK, HERE, WE GOT SOME 143 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,267 CUSTOMERS. 144 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:48,200 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 145 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,333 BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND. 146 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:50,467 YOU GOT HIM? 147 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:51,633 LOOK -- What? 148 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:52,467 I'M GOING TO PICK THE 149 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:53,267 D.V.D. FROM NOW ON. 150 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,133 TONIGHT, WE WILL WATCH IT AT 151 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,133 MY PLACE. 152 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:55,933 OKAY. 153 00:03:55,933 --> 00:03:57,233 I'LL BRING THE WINE. 154 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:58,067 COOL. 155 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,067 I'LL BRING THE FINE. 156 00:03:59,067 --> 00:04:00,700 [ CHUCKLES ] 157 00:04:04,733 --> 00:04:06,167 LOOK, MIRANDA, I KNOW I'VE 158 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:08,200 BEEN KIND OF QUIET. 159 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,333 THAT'S BECAUSE I HAD SOMETHING 160 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,700 ON MY MIND -- 161 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:14,967 OR SHOULD I SAY MY HEART? 162 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:17,267 WOW, YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY -- 163 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:18,967 HMM! 164 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,067 LOOK, BABY, I GUESS WHAT I'M 165 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,333 TRYING TO SAY IS, WILL YOU -- 166 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,333 [ As Calvin ] MY NAME IS 167 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,867 CALVIN, AND I'M A PROQUARIUS. 168 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:26,567 [ CHUCKLES ] 169 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,700 POPS, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME 170 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,667 LIKE THAT. 171 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,533 YOU OUGHT TO MEET HER SISTER, 172 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,100 THROW PILLOW. 173 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,600 [ LAUGHS ] 174 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,533 I KNEW I SHOULD'T'VE LEFT YOU 175 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:34,533 ALONE WITH MY FURNITURE, YOU 176 00:04:34,533 --> 00:04:35,467 LITTLE FREAK. 177 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,100 MOVE. 178 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:40,300 QUIT LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT. 179 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,167 DID HE PUT HIS -- DID HE PUT HIS 180 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:43,400 HANDS ON YOU? 181 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,400 DID HE SQUEEZE YOU LIKE THIS? 182 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,867 WHAT'D IT DO TO YOU? 183 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:48,633 VERY FUNNY, POPS. 184 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:49,733 [ CURTIS CHUCKLES ] 185 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:51,067 CALVIN, COME HERE. 186 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:51,967 I'M SERIOUS, COME ON. 187 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,067 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU REAL 188 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:53,933 QUICK. 189 00:04:53,933 --> 00:04:57,367 SIT DOWN. 190 00:04:57,367 --> 00:04:58,333 DON'T YOU KNOW MIRANDA'S CRAZY 191 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,867 ABOUT YOU? 192 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:01,833 WHICH, TECHNICALLY, 193 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,800 MAKES HER CRAZY? 194 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,300 BUT, SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU, 195 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,067 SO -- 196 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,167 YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS TOO 197 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:11,133 MUCH, MAN. 198 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,200 JUST SAY WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART 199 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,067 AND YOU'LL SAY THE RIGHT THING. 200 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:16,100 WOW, POPS. 201 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,167 I THINK THAT'S THE NICEST THING 202 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,200 YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME. 203 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,800 WELL, THERE IT IS, THEN. 204 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,767 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 205 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:21,667 AND WHAT -- WHAT'S THE WORST 206 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:22,500 THAT COULD HAPPEN? 207 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,100 THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 208 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,067 YOU SAY, "MIRANDA, WILL YOU 209 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,200 MARRY ME?" 210 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,600 SHE SAY, "NO, I WON'T MARRY YOU! 211 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,700 NO, NO, NO!" 212 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,500 OKAY NO, NO! 213 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,300 NO, I WON'T! 214 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,100 STOP! 215 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,133 NO, NO! 216 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:35,767 NO! 217 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:36,567 NO, I WON'T! 218 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:39,367 NO, I WON'T! 219 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,500 WORST-CASE SCENARIO. 220 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,633 OH, MY GOODNESS. 221 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:45,467 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 222 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:46,800 POPS, THE RING IS GONE. 223 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,633 YOU DIDN'T LOSE IT JUST 224 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:50,067 NOW -- I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 225 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:51,533 MAN, THIS -- THIS IS A TOMEN. 226 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:53,067 IT'S A TOMEN. 227 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:53,933 POPS, DON'T YOU MEAN AN 228 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:55,733 "OMEN"? 229 00:05:55,733 --> 00:05:56,633 WHATEVER. 230 00:05:56,633 --> 00:05:57,500 LOOK -- NO. 231 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,367 WILL YOU STOP JOKING AND HELP ME 232 00:05:58,367 --> 00:05:59,300 LOOK FOR IT, PLEASE? 233 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,267 WELL, HOW YOU -- WELL, YOU 234 00:06:00,267 --> 00:06:01,167 JUST NOW LOOKING FOR THE RING? 235 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:04,367 YOU AIN'T SEE IT BEFORE? 236 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:05,633 HEY, GUYS. 237 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,800 WHAT YOU DOING? 238 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,667 HE DONE LOST MIRANDA'S RING. 239 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,333 WHAT? WHERE? 240 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:11,300 BIG DOG, IF I KNEW, IT 241 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,067 WOULDN'T BE LOST, NOW, WOULD IT? 242 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:13,933 C.J., CAN YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR 243 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:14,833 IT? 244 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,400 MOM, CAN YOU CHECK BY THE TABLE? 245 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,067 BIG DOG, LOOK AROUND THE FLOOR. 246 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,200 LITTLE BIT, YOU GOT SMALL HANDS. 247 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,900 DIG DEEP DOWN INTO THE SOFA. 248 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,800 HMM. 249 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,700 LITTLE BIT, WHY ARE YOU 250 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:24,500 SITTING THERE? 251 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,333 HELP! 252 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,467 UH -- COUSIN CALVIN? 253 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:28,900 WHAT? 254 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,467 I HAVE YOUR RING. 255 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:31,900 WHAT? 256 00:06:34,933 --> 00:06:38,267 WELL, JAZMINE, WHERE IS IT? 257 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,167 YEAH -- LOST. 258 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,533 WHAT? 259 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:42,533 YEAH. 260 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:43,833 I MEANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT 261 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:44,867 THAT -- HUH. 262 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:45,833 WHEN I WAS DONE PLAYING WITH IT, 263 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,133 I SORT OF, YOU KNOW, COULDN'T 264 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:49,567 FIND IT, SO -- 265 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:52,067 JAZMINE? 266 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,267 WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING WITH 267 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:54,533 COUSIN CALVIN'S RING, DID 268 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:57,300 YOU SET IT DOWN ANYWHERE? 269 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,767 I DON'T REMEMBER. 270 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:00,700 WAS IT IN YOUR ROOM? 271 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:01,867 I DON'T REMEMBER. 272 00:07:01,867 --> 00:07:05,300 DID YOU PLAY WITH IT OUTSIDE? 273 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,967 I STILL DON'T REMEMBER. 274 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:08,367 JAZMINE? 275 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:09,367 IF I TAKE MY BELT OFF, WILL 276 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:10,767 THAT HELP YOU REMEMBER? 277 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,533 NO, NO, POPS, MAYBE YOU'RE 278 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,400 RIGHT. 279 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,300 MAYBE THIS IS AN OMEN. 280 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:17,200 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST THE 281 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,233 RING. 282 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,967 DON'T WORRY, COUSIN CALVIN. 283 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:21,200 I'LL JUST SAVE UP MY ALLOWANCE 284 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,967 AND BUY YOU A NEW RING. 285 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:24,167 JAZMINE, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO 286 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,500 REPLACE THIS RING. 287 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,067 YES, I CAN, BECAUSE IT LOOKED 288 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:29,300 CHEAP TO ME ANYWAY. 289 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:32,900 THANK GOODNESS FOR OUR LUNCH 290 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:33,833 BREAK. 291 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,467 HMM. 292 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:36,733 HMM, AND THANK GOODNESS FOR 293 00:07:36,733 --> 00:07:38,567 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFETS -- 294 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:39,767 [ CHUCKLES ] 295 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:41,333 BECAUSE YOU KNOW MR. FLOYD EATS, 296 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,867 RESTS, THEN EATS AGAIN. 297 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:43,867 HMM. 298 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:44,733 I WANT SOME MORE OF THAT SOY 299 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:45,733 SAUCE. 300 00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:51,267 DANA, WHY ARE YOU ON THE 301 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:52,100 FLOOR? 302 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,833 OOH, GIRL, I LOST MY CONTACT. 303 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,200 MM-HMM. 304 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,400 WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE 305 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,067 CONTACTS ON AN ANGLE. 306 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,867 UM -- YO, I GOT IT. 307 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:03,233 GIRL -- FOUND IT. 308 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,467 MM-HMM. 309 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:05,267 WHEW. 310 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,333 SAY, MR. FLOYD, I THOUGHT 311 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,333 Y'ALL WERE GOING TO THAT 312 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,467 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET. 313 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:09,433 WE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE THEY 314 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:10,500 CHANGED THE PRICE FROM $5.50 315 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,367 TO $6. 316 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,600 DO YOU KNOW THAT I CAN BUY 317 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,567 A CHITTERLING BURRITO WITH 318 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:17,333 50 CENTS? 319 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,333 AND WHAT HAPPENED TO Y'ALL? 320 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:19,167 I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE GOING TO 321 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,067 EAT. 322 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:20,933 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 323 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,433 I'M FASTING. 324 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:23,400 HEY. 325 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,600 SAY, DANA, THAT LIPSTICK THAT 326 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,067 YOU KEEP ON HAVING TO REAPPLY? 327 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,300 MM-HMM? 328 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,433 IT'S A GOOD LOOK. 329 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,533 WHAT KIND IS IT? 330 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:32,400 KISSABLE STRAWBERRY. 331 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:36,767 YOU -- YOU -- YOU -- YOU KNOW 332 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,600 WHAT? 333 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,400 I THINK I WILL TAKE MY LUNCH 334 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,400 BREAK. 335 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,200 YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 336 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,067 I -- I -- I THINK I'M GETTING 337 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:45,900 HUNGRY, TOO. 338 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,933 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME 339 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:47,733 LUNCH, TOO. 340 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:48,567 I THOUGHT YOU WAS FASTING. 341 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,667 OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 342 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:51,633 FAST FOOD IS FASTING, YEAH. 343 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,967 HUH -- THEY THINK WE STUPID, 344 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:56,767 DON'T THEY? 345 00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:57,633 YEAH, THEY DO. 346 00:08:57,633 --> 00:08:58,733 [ CHUCKLES ] 347 00:08:59,067 --> 00:08:59,867 GOOD, YOU'RE HERE -- I NEED 348 00:08:59,867 --> 00:09:00,733 EVERYBODY TO COME OUT HERE, 349 00:09:00,733 --> 00:09:02,833 PLEASE. 350 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,700 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 351 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,600 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 352 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,633 GOOD -- OKAY. 353 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:06,633 AS YOU ALL KNOW, I'VE BEEN 354 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,633 TRYING TO PROPOSE TO MIRANDA FOR 355 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,367 WHAT SEEMS LIKE AN ETERNITY. 356 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:12,567 IT SURE HAS BEEN AN ETERNITY. 357 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:13,633 OH, AND I GOT TO GIVE A SHOUT 358 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:14,633 OUT TO BIG DOG FOR FINDING THE 359 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:15,500 RING. 360 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,300 WHOO. 361 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,567 HOO-HOO, HOO-HOO! WOOF! 362 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:18,567 I WOULD'VE NEVER THOUGHT TO 363 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:19,567 LOOK IN THE TOASTER. 364 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:21,500 OH -- THAT'S RIGHT. 365 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,733 MISS MISSY WANTED AN ENGLISH 366 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,300 MUFFIN. 367 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,067 MIRANDA IS ON HER WAY AND 368 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,300 I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE HERE AND 369 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,733 SHARE THE MOMENT WITH ME -- MORE 370 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:30,100 IMPORTANTLY, I NEED YOU GUYS TO 371 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,700 MAKE SURE NOTHING GOES WRONG, 372 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:32,667 AND I NEED IT TO BE VERY 373 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:33,767 SPECIAL, PLEASE. 374 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:34,800 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 375 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,633 OH, THAT'S HER, THAT'S HER. 376 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:36,433 GET READY -- VERY SPECIAL, 377 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:37,433 SPECIAL. 378 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:38,333 JUST LIKE IT WAS IN CHURCH. 379 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,133 YEAH. 380 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,067 WE GOING TO MAKE IT SPECIAL 381 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:40,967 LIKE IT WAS IN CHURCH, OKAY. 382 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:42,067 COOL. 383 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:42,933 HEY, BABY. 384 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,800 HEY, BABY. 385 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,633 COME IN. 386 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,433 HI, EVERYBODY. 387 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:50,267 * L IS FOR THE WAY 388 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:54,067 YOU LOVE ME * 389 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,167 * O * 390 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:58,367 "O" IS FOR "OH, SHUT UP." 391 00:09:58,367 --> 00:09:59,367 UM -- 392 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:00,200 [ CHUCKLES ] 393 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,067 EXCUSE ME? 394 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:01,967 WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 395 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,000 LOOK, MIRANDA, I'VE BEEN 396 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,033 WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT 397 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,133 TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT -- 398 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,567 [ HUMMING ] 399 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:07,800 You're too early. 400 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,933 [ HUMMING ] 401 00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,000 AHEM! 402 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,467 [ HUMMING STOPS ] 403 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,767 MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 404 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,167 BUT WITH MY LUCK, I'M JUST 405 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,533 GOING TO COME OUT AND SAY IT. 406 00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:16,767 SO WHAT'S UP? 407 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,033 MIRANDA, YOU'RE THE 408 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,267 KINDEST -- 409 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:21,167 * YOU'RE THE KINDEST * 410 00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:27,767 SWEETEST -- 411 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:28,633 AW. 412 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:32,333 * SWEETEST * 413 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,500 MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE 414 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,800 EVER KNOWN. 415 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,000 * MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE 416 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,367 EVER KNOWN * 417 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,400 * OOH-OOH-OOH * 418 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,833 KEEP HOLDING IT, KEEP HOLDING 419 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,000 IT, KEEP HOLDING IT, KEEP 420 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,067 HOLDING IT, KEEP HOLDING IT. 421 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:46,467 CUT HIM OFF. 422 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:49,567 CUT HIM -- 423 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:50,967 WOW. 424 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,200 ANYWAY, MIRANDA LUCAS -- 425 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,267 * MIRANDA LUCAS * 426 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,467 JANINE. 427 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:03,200 * JANINE * 428 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,367 NO, NO. 429 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:05,700 JANINE IS HERE. 430 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,933 OH. 431 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,500 MOM, YOU'RE BACK! 432 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,433 HI! 433 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,300 MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, 434 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,067 MOVE, MOVE. 435 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,067 LET HER SIT DOWN. 436 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:15,900 HEY, BABIES. 437 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,067 COME ON, JANINE. 438 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,533 OKAY. 439 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:20,700 OOH, HI, BABY! 440 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,633 HOW YOU DOING? 441 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:22,533 OOH. 442 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:23,433 DOES MY HOUSE HAVE SOME KIND 443 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,833 OF MAGNETIC PULL? 444 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,300 CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE AND STAY 445 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,867 GONE? 446 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:33,133 JANINE, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 447 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:33,933 WELL -- 448 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:34,833 HELLO? 449 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:35,667 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF 450 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:36,567 SOMETHING. 451 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,067 CALVIN, PLEASE? 452 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,167 SO, UH, MA, WHAT'S -- 453 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,167 MALIK? 454 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,433 GROWNUP TALKING -- OKAY. 455 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:47,400 COME ON, JAZ, LET'S GO TO THE 456 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,667 BACK. 457 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,667 I THOUGHT, I JUST THOUGHT 458 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,067 AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, 459 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,833 YOU GUYS WOULD LET US SIT IN 460 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,300 ON ONE OF THESE. 461 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,500 WHILE THERE'S A BREAK IN THE 462 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,467 ACTION, CAN WE GET BACK TO WHAT 463 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:00,500 WE WERE DOING, PLEASE? 464 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,100 CALVIN, SHH-SHH. 465 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,267 UH-UH-UH. 466 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,433 BABY, LISTEN, THIS IS A 467 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,767 PRIVATE MATTER THAT THEY REALLY 468 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,467 NEED TO DISCUSS, SO LET'S JUST 469 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:09,267 LET THEM TALK ABOUT IT. 470 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,100 NO, NO, NO, HOLD UP -- 471 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,233 I'M SURE THEY'LL BE DONE IN 472 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:12,100 A MINUTE. 473 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,100 I NEED TO DO THIS TODAY. 474 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,867 CALVIN, SHUSH. 475 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,133 YOU WANT TO GO CATCH A MOVIE? 476 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,367 SURE. 477 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,833 COME ON, LET'S GO. 478 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:23,833 HUH. 479 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:24,800 WELL, BYE, EVERYBODY. 480 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,400 * GOODBYE * 481 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,767 [ MIRANDA LAUGHS ] 482 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,067 * EEH * 483 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,400 SO, JANINE. 484 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,967 WHAT'S UP WITH BRYAN? 485 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,433 I LEFT HIM. 486 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,367 YOU WHAT? 487 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,700 I LEFT HIM SITTING RIGHT 488 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,800 THERE AT THAT HOUSE. 489 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,600 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 490 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,400 YES, I DID. 491 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,300 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 492 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,133 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME. 493 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,067 UH -- NO. 494 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,133 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NOW. 495 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,200 HMM. 496 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,167 YOU DIDN'T LEAVE HIM SITTING 497 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,833 THERE, BECAUSE HE'S RICH. 498 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:56,867 THINGS JUST WEREN'T WORKING 499 00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:58,133 OUT. 500 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:02,833 THINGS WERE WORKING OUT 501 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,500 BECAUSE HE'S RICH! 502 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,600 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT 503 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,200 IT. 504 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,500 HE DUMPED YOU. 505 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,767 UNCLE CURTIS, COME ON, MAN. 506 00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,067 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT. 507 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,067 YOU CAN'T JUST JUMP UP AND SAY, 508 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,467 "HE DUMPED YOU." 509 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,633 HMM. 510 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,900 COME ON, MAN, BE SENSITIVE. 511 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:24,633 THANK YOU, C.J. 512 00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:27,300 SO, HE DUMPED YOU? 513 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,533 [ JANINE SIGHS ] 514 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,467 I -- I JUST DON'T WANT TO 515 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:30,533 TALK ABOUT IT. 516 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,600 WELL, NOW, JANINE, YOU'RE 517 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,067 GOING TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT 518 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:36,100 BECAUSE YOUR SUITCASE IS HERE. 519 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,900 STOP. 520 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,933 I'M TENDERFACED. 521 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,233 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 522 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:46,233 OH -- CAREFUL, KIKI, PLEASE. 523 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,633 HEY, HEY, HEY. 524 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,100 WHERE'D YOU ALL GO TO LUNCH? 525 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,067 OH, PIZZA WORLD -- 526 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,533 MARIO'S. 527 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,467 OH, WHAT WAS -- SAY -- 528 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,567 SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME. 529 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,433 THE -- MARIO'S -- 530 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:56,300 PIZZA. 531 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,233 MARIO'S PIZZA WORLD. 532 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,267 PIZZA WORLD OF MARIO. 533 00:13:58,267 --> 00:13:59,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 534 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,433 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 535 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,400 OH, WE KNOW YOU ALL ARE 536 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,300 KICKING IT. 537 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,100 WHAT -- WAIT A MINUTE. 538 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,300 WHO TOLD Y'ALL THAT WE WERE 539 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,300 KICKING IT? EW. 540 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,433 THAT BIG OLD RED MARK ON YOUR 541 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,267 NECK. 542 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:09,633 WHAT? 543 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,300 YOU SAW WHAT WAS ON THE MENU. 544 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,600 STUPID. 545 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,500 [ KIKI LAUGHS ] 546 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,367 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL 547 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,233 RIGHT. 548 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,167 ME AND DANA ARE DATING. 549 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,300 UH-UH, NO WE ARE NOT DATING. 550 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,400 WE JUST WENT OUT A FEW TIMES -- 551 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,300 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 552 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,233 BUT THEM FEW TIMES WAS 553 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,133 GOOD. 554 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,100 IF I RECALL IT THIS 555 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,067 MORNING, YOU SAID THEY WERE "ALL 556 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:23,900 RIGHT." 557 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,700 GIRL, I WAS ACTING. 558 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,933 WOW. 559 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,133 OH, OH -- YOU KNOW, WE REALLY 560 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,733 DON'T CARE. 561 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:31,667 Y'ALL ARE GROWN -- THAT'S 562 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:32,633 YOUR BUSINESS. 563 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:33,567 MM-HMM. 564 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,567 WAIT A MINUTE -- SO THIS 565 00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:35,433 WHOLE TIME Y'ALL KNEW AND Y'ALL 566 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,867 DIDN'T CARE? 567 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:37,900 PLEASE. NAH. 568 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,700 NAH. 569 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,667 [ DELANTE CHUCKLES ] 570 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,767 YOU HEAR THAT, MY LITTLE EGG 571 00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:41,833 ROLL? 572 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,867 WE CAN MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO 573 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,067 WHEREVER WE WANT. 574 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,100 OKAY, YOU NEED TO STOP 575 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,067 BECAUSE YOU GETTING ON MY 576 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:47,833 NERVES. 577 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,667 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING 578 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,467 SOMETIMES. 579 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,267 BABY, HOLD ON. 580 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,100 YOU -- YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING 581 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:51,967 LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS GIVING YOU 582 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:52,767 A MASSAGE? 583 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,667 UH, THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS BUSY 584 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,567 BITING MY LIP BECAUSE YOUR 585 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:56,567 ROUGH, ASHY, DRY, CRACKED HANDS 586 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:57,533 WAS TOUCHING ME. 587 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,433 HOLD ON. 588 00:14:58,433 --> 00:14:59,500 I KNOW YOU NOT TALKING WITH THEM 589 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,733 LIZARD PAWS YOU CALL FEET. 590 00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:03,900 OKAY, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT 591 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,333 TALKING WITH ALL THAT MORNING 592 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,333 BREATH. 593 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,367 NO -- HELL, NO. 594 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,800 THAT'S AFTERNOON BREATH. 595 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,100 HERE -- EAT THE BOX. 596 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,600 [ KIKI AND DANA LAUGH ] 597 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,633 ALL RIGHT, WELL -- WELL, AT 598 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:16,633 LEAST MY ARM PITS DON'T SMELL 599 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:17,767 LIKE ONIONS. 600 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:18,833 OOH -- 601 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,367 MY PITS DON'T STINK. 602 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,233 [ Chinese accent ] MORE LIKE 603 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:23,333 SHRIMP FRIED RICE. 604 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,333 [ DELANTE LAUGHS ] 605 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,533 SO SORRY. 606 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,367 YOU KNOW WHAT? 607 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:27,200 YOU GET ON MY NERVES. 608 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,067 YOU CAN BE ANNOYING SOMETIMES -- 609 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:28,833 OH, MY GOD! 610 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:29,700 WELL, YOUR STRAWBERRY 611 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,733 LIPSTICK GOT MOLD ON IT, 612 00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:31,800 SALMONELLA POISONING. 613 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,633 MM-HMM, AND YOUR HEAD LOOK 614 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:33,633 LIKE CATS BEEN LICKING IT. 615 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,067 [ Normal voice ] WOW. 616 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:35,933 I KNEW IT. 617 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,167 LOVE IS IN THE AIR. 618 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,067 RIGHT. 619 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,100 YOU WERE RIGHT, THOUGH. 620 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:39,900 MM-HMM. HAND ME MY MONEY. 621 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:40,800 I'M -- I'LL HOOK YOU UP. 622 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,633 ALL RIGHT. 623 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:42,500 LET ME FINISH THIS UP. 624 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,833 AIN'T NO NEED. 625 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,300 THAT BOY'S BREATH DONE SINGED 626 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,800 ALL THE HAIR OFF THE SIDE OF MY 627 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,900 FACE. 628 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:48,867 I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU OUT THIS 629 00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:49,867 EAR. 630 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,700 SO WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING 631 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,633 TO EAT? 632 00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,433 MISS ELLA, I -- 633 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:56,267 I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT. 634 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,067 CURTIS? 635 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,067 YOU ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING 636 00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:58,867 TO EAT. 637 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,400 SHUT UP. 638 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,233 YOU KNOW WHAT? 639 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,133 I'M SICK OF YOU ACTING LIKE 640 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,100 JANINE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN 641 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,067 THIS HOUSE. 642 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,067 WHEN YOU GET IN YOUR THIRD 643 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,400 TRIMESTER, THEN I'LL WAIT ON 644 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,367 YOU. 645 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,200 HE PASSED THAT A LONG TIME 646 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,233 AGO. 647 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,800 HA-HA-HA. 648 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,967 VERY FUNNY. 649 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:14,333 JANINE, WELL, JUST -- WHAT 650 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,733 HAPPENED WITH YOU AND BRYAN? 651 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:16,667 OKAY. 652 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,200 IF YOU MUST KNOW, HE DUMPED ME. 653 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,067 HA! TOLD YOU! 654 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:20,933 DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 655 00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:22,167 I TOLD YOU HE DUMPED HER. 656 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,500 HE DUMPED YOU AND YOU 657 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,233 PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD? 658 00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,267 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 659 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,700 MR. ALL-STAR, ROOKIE OF THE 660 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,133 YEAR, KICKED OUT THE MOTHER OF 661 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,133 HIS CHILD? 662 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,467 JANINE? 663 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:32,733 DID HE SAY HE WAS GOING TO AT 664 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,900 LEAST PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT? 665 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,567 NO, NO. HE -- 666 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,533 NO? 667 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,633 HE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO 668 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:39,500 DO WITH ME OR THE BABY. 669 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,533 OH, NO, UH-UH, UH-UH. 670 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,400 WE GOING TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW. 671 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,367 WHAT'S HIS PHONE NUMBER? 672 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,067 C.J., IT'S REALLY NOT IN -- 673 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,233 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT. 674 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,100 GIVE ME THAT PHONE NUMBER. 675 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,267 I'M GOING TO CALL THIS DEADBEAT. 676 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,300 THAT'S RIGHT, C.J., YOU CALL 677 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,167 HIM UP. 678 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,133 HE GOT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 679 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:50,967 FOR THIS. 680 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:51,800 HE IS GOING TO BE A FATHER TO 681 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,567 HIS BABY! 682 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:53,500 C.J., IT'S NOT HIS BABY -- 683 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,467 IT'S YOURS. 684 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,367 IT AIN'T -- HIS -- WHAT? 685 00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,667 IT'S YOUR BABY. 686 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,400 OOH. 687 00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:09,167 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 688 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,367 C.J., IF YOU NEED THAT 689 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,400 EXPLAINED TO YOU, YOUR DADDY 690 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,667 DID A HORRIBLE JOB WITH THE 691 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,933 BIRDS AND THE BEES. 692 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:15,900 YOU TAUGHT ME THE BIRDS AND 693 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:19,467 THE BEES. 694 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,100 BUZZ, BUZZ. 695 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,267 SOME WOMAN FROM MIAMI DECIDED 696 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,667 TO SUE BRYAN FOR CHILD SUPPORT 697 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,233 AND HE DECIDED TO FIGHT IT, SO 698 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,600 HE WENT AND HE GOT TESTED, AND 699 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,433 WE FIND OUT THAT HE IS STERILE. 700 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,267 WHOO! 701 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,800 MM-HMM? 702 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,933 NOTHING. 703 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:40,833 WAIT A MINUTE. 704 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:41,700 WELL, WAIT -- WELL, WHAT MAKES 705 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,600 HER THINK IT'S MINE? 706 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,500 C.J., YOU WERE THE ONLY OTHER 707 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,300 MAN I WAS WITH. 708 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,700 SO? 709 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,200 WE -- WE ONLY DID IT THAT ONE 710 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,100 TIME. 711 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,100 SO? 712 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,800 IT ONLY TAKE THAT ONE TIME. 713 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,067 OH, MY GOODNESS -- THIS IS 714 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:54,733 BETTER THAN A GOSPEL PLAY! 715 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,067 WHOA. 716 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,900 COOL! 717 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,567 C.J., SAY SOMETHING. 718 00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:04,433 I GUESS -- 719 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,733 WELCOME HOME. 720 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:06,600 [ CHUCKLES ] 721 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,400 YOU KNOW? 722 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,200 I'M -- I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE 723 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,067 HERE, YOU KNOW? 724 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,067 NOT THAT! 725 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,300 WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU? 726 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,367 OH. 727 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,400 OH. 728 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,633 BABY, THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD 729 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,467 MOVIE. 730 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,633 SHE JUST WOKE UP FROM HER SLEEP 731 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,533 AND THE RING WAS ON HER FINGER. 732 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,167 OH. 733 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,633 LOOK, BABY, I'VE BEEN TRYING 734 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:31,900 TO FIGURE OUT A MILLION WAYS TO 735 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,467 DO THIS, AND EVERYTHING KEEPS 736 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,600 GOING WRONG, SO WILL YOU MARRY 737 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,767 ME AND BE MY WIFE? 738 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,067 [ MIRANDA LAUGHS ] 739 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:39,867 YEAH? 740 00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:40,833 YES, YES, YES. 741 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,067 YEAH? 742 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:42,933 OH! 743 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:46,233 * YES, OF COURSE * 744 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,733 [ ELLA LAUGHS ] 745 00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,533 CONGRATULATIONS, BABY! 746 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:50,467 THANK YOU. 747 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,900 IT'S MRS. PAYNE! 748 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,900 CAN YOU BELIEVE HE FINALLY 749 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:53,800 FOUND SOMEBODY CRAZY ENOUGH TO 750 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,100 MARRY HIM? 751 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,267 YEAH -- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 752 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,233 YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT. 753 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,367 I CAN BELIEVE THAT. 754 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,233 HEY, I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 755 00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:02,067 BOY. 756 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,067 THEY JUST EVERYWHERE, AIN'T 757 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,267 THEY -- CRAZY PAYNE MEN? 44906

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