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OKAY, BABY, COME ON, NOW.
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WE NEED TO START EATING HEALTHY.
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SO WRITE THIS DOWN.
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YEAH.
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"LETTUCE."
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"HONEY BUNS."
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"ZUCCHINI."
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"TWIN CAKES."
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"DOUGHNUTS."
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I GOT THAT DOWN ALREADY.
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MA?
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HOW DOES THIS TIE LOOK ON ME?
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BABY, IT LOOKS STUPID WITHOUT
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A SHIRT.
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I KNEW I FELT KIND OF BREEZY.
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THAT BOY IS REALLY NERVOUS
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ABOUT PROPOSING TO MIRANDA.
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YES, HE IS. COME ON.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM THIS
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EXCITED SINCE HE WAS
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FOUR YEARS OLD.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT.
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HELLO?
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BABY, LOOK. LOOK. LOOK.
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HELLO?
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BABY, THAT'S THE REMOTE.
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I KNEW THAT. I KNEW THAT.
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HELLO? HEY, HEY.
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YEAH, YEAH, I'M READY.
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OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
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COOL.
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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I'M TAKING HER TO
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MONTFONT PIERRE'S.
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MONTFONT PIERRE'S -- WHOO!
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SHE MUST BE PAYING THE MONTFONT
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BILL.
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CURTIS.
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BABY, ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE
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READY?
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YEAH, I-I MADE THE
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RESERVATIONS.
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I GOT MY RING.
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YEAH, I'M READY.
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OH, CURTIS, NO, NO, NO, NO,
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BABY.
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I MEAN -- CALVIN, SIT DOWN.
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FIX THAT.
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BABY, I MEAN, ARE YOU REALLY
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READY FOR MARRIAGE?
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CALVIN, YOU LIVE HERE WITH US.
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I COOK YOUR MEALS.
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I WASH YOUR CLOTHES.
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I TUCK YOU IN AT NIGHT.
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WHAT THE MONTFONT DID YOU
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SAY?
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YOU TUCK HIM IN?
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EVERY NIGHT.
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THAT'S GOING TO STOP NOW!
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CURTIS.
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LOOK, MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE
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WORRIED, BUT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT
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THIS.
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MIRANDA'S THE ONE.
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SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO
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GET YOU THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE.
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SO YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE.
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FINE, CURTIS.
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I STILL DON'T THINK HE'S READY,
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BUT FINE.
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HEY, HOW YOU GOING TO
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PROPOSE?
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WELL, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I
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PROPOSE?
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FOR STARTERS, DO NOT SAY
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THAT.
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YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL.
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YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL.
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OKAY? THIS IS YOUR PROPOSAL.
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THIS IS ONLY GOING TO HAPPEN
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TWO, THREE TIMES IN YOUR LIFE.
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NOW, YOUR MAMA -- MY PROPOSAL
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TO HER WAS REAL SPECIAL.
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WHAT'D YOU DO?
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WELL, YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA
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LIKES CARAMEL CORN.
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SO I GOT HER TWO BIG TINS, AND I
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TOOK THE PRIZE OUT, AND PUT THE
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RING WHERE THE PRIZE WAS
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SUPPOSED TO BE.
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SO, BY THE TIME SHE GOT THROUGH
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EATING THE POPCORN...
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AY-YI-YI!
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...WHICH TOOK HER ALL OF
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ABOUT 30 SECONDS...
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VOILĂ ! JUST THE ENGAGEMENT RING.
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SO WERE YOU SURPRISED?
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YES, I WAS SURPRISED.
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I SPENT THREE DAYS IN THE
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HOSPITAL BECAUSE I SWALLOWED
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THAT RING.
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YEAH, BUT SHE PASSED IT IN,
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LIKE, TWO DAYS.
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CURTIS.
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SO WE GOT THE RING.
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AND LOOK, AND IT'S STILL GOOD.
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UM, CALVIN, DID YOU LOOK AT
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THE PRICES ON THIS MENU?
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YEAH, IT'S FINE.
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ORDER WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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TONIGHT'S SPECIAL.
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ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, OR
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SHALL I BRING YOU THE MENU WITH
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THE PICTURES?
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HOW ABOUT YOU PICTURING ME
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NOT GIVING YOU A TIP?
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OH, I PICTURED THAT WHEN YOU
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WALKED IN THE DOOR.
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OKAY, WELL, I'M READY TO
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ORDER.
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AH, PROCEED.
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I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE, FOR
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THE APPETIZER, THE CAVIAR TART.
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VERY GOOD.
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AND THEN, UM, FOR MY MAIN
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COURSE, CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE
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LOBSTER STUFFED WITH LUMP CRAB?
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AND FOR YOU, SIR?
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UH, YEAH, WELL, SINCE SHE'S
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ORDERING ALL THAT, I THINK I'LL
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HAVE THE GLASS OF WATER AND...
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DO YOU GUYS HAVE CHICKEN
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FINGERS?
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UH, NO, BUT I CAN GET YOU A
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COLORING BOOK AND SOME CRAYONS
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IF YOU'D LIKE.
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VERY FUNNY.
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LET ME HOLLER AT YOU FOR A
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SECOND.
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I GOT THIS, BABY.
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OKAY.
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UH, UH, TOUCHING, TOUCHING.
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LOOK, CAN YOU BRING THIS RING
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OUT ON A PLATTER WHEN YOU BRING
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HER MEAL?
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OH. HOW QUAINT.
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A CARAMEL-POPCORN PRIZE.
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IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
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OH.
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IS THE DIAMOND ON LAYAWAY?
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NO, THE DIAMOND ISN'T ON
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LAYAWAY.
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IT'S RIGHT THERE.
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OH, THERE IT IS!
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IT WAS HIDING -- PROBABLY
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EMBARRASSED.
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HA HA HA, VERY FUNNY.
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AND BRING US A BOTTLE OF
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CHAMPAGNE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
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PREFER SPARKLING WATER?
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OH, ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
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PREFER ME TO WHOOP YOUR ASS?
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OH, DIDN'T THINK SO.
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UM, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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OH, I HAD TO TELL HIM TO CALM
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DOWN WITH ALL THE SARCASM AND TO
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BRING US A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
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BEFORE WE TAKE OUR BUSINESS
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ELSEWHERE!
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MIRANDA?
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DARLING, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
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IT'S BEEN AGES.
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MUAH. MUAH.
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OH, ALEXIS, UM, I SEE YOU'VE
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GOTTEN MARRIED.
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OOH, GIRL, THAT DIAMOND IS
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GORGEOUS.
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THANK YOU.
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IT'S JUST A MERE 5-CARAT PINK
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BLOOD DIAMOND.
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STEPHAN AND I FINALLY GOT
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MARRIED AFTER HE WON HIS LAST
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ELECTION.
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OOH!
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AND I'M SHAKING THE HANDS OF A
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SURGEON.
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YOU MUST BE RAYMOND.
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I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU TWO
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JET-SETTING ACROSS THE WORLD.
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I'M SURPRISED YOU FIND TIME.
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UM, NO, ALEXIS, THIS -- THIS
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ISN'T RAYMOND.
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OH, GOOD.
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HE WAS TOO POMPOUS ANYWAY, AND I
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HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
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AND IF I HEARD ONE MORE STORY
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ABOUT HIM BARBECUING WITH
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BILL GATES, I WOULD'VE DEF--
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ALEXIS, THIS -- THIS IS MY
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CALVIN.
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OH!
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WELL, YOU KNOW, CALVIN, EVERY
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MAN THAT MIRANDA'S DATED HAS HAD
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THESE AMAZING CAREERS.
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SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO?
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WELL, I'M CO-OWNER OF
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IN THE CUT.
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OH, IS THAT THE BROKERAGE
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FIRM THAT'S CUTTING ALLOCATIONS
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ON HEDGE FUNDS?
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NO, IT'S A BARBERSHOP.
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A barbershop?
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WELL, MIRANDA, I NEED TO GO.
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STEPHAN IS PROBABLY WAITING FOR
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ME.
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DO YOU KNOW HE JUST BOUGHT
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HIMSELF A ROLLS?
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THAT'S "ROLLS-ROYCE."
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IT'S A CAR.
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[ Snooty voice ] YES, I KNOW.
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IT'S ADORABLE.
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WELL, MAYBE WE CAN DO LUNCH
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SOMETIME.
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YEAH.
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TOODLES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, BOY.
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[ Normal voice ] I THOUGHT
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YOU NEVER MARRIED 'CAUSE YOU
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COULDN'T FIND THE RIGHT GUY.
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THAT'S RIGHT. I COULDN'T.
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WELL, IF THE GOOD DR. RAYMOND
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WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH, HOW CAN I
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MEASURE UP?
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BABY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I MEAN I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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FOR YOU.
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I MEAN, YOU DRIVE A LEXUS.
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I DRIVE A LEMON.
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YOU OWN A CONDO.
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I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS.
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YOU'RE AN ENTREPRENEUR.
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I-I'M CO-OWNER OF A BARBERSHOP
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BECAUSE YOU LOANED ME THE MONEY.
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CALVIN --
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IT'S -- NO, NO, IT'S OBVIOUS
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I'VE BEEN DREAMING THAT SOMEONE
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LIKE YOU WOULD WANT TO BE WITH
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SOMEONE LIKE ME.
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CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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I THINK IT'S CLEAR THAT I'M
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NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WITH YOU,
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MIRANDA.
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HERE.
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THIS WILL COVER THE BILL -- IF
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NOT, I'M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
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AND GIVE ME MY RING BACK.
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GLADLY.
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OUR ONION RINGS COST MORE THAN
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THAT.
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WHOA, W-WAIT, CALVIN!
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CAL-- OHH.
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I TAKE IT YOU WON'T BE
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NEEDING THE CHAMPAGNE?
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OKAY, CALVIN, I DON'T MEAN TO
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PRY, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN MOPING
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AROUND HERE ALL DAY.
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WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THAT
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PROPOSAL?
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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ABOUT DOING THE PROPOSAL?
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WHY?
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LET'S JUST SAY MIRANDA'S OUT
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OF MY LEAGUE.
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CALVIN, HOW CAN YOU COME UP
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WITH ALL OF THIS?
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MIRANDA HAS EVERYTHING.
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WHA-- WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY
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BRING TO THE TABLE?
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TABLE.
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OKAY, CALVIN, WHY DON'T YOU
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JUST GIVE HER HONESTY AND GIVE
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HER COMMITMENT AND, MOST
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IMPORTANTLY, GIVE HER
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UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, BABY?
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OKAY, THAT MAY SOUND GOOD ON
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AN R&B C.D...
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BUT THIS IS REAL, MA.
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CALVIN, IS MIRANDA
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COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU NOT BUYING
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HER THINGS?
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NO.
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OKAY, THEN WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING?
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YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE MONEY IN
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THE WORLD CANNOT BUY LOVE.
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MAYBE MIRANDA JUST LOVES YOU FOR
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WHO YOU ARE AND NOT FOR WHAT YOU
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HAVE BECAUSE, BABY, YOU DON'T
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HAVE NOTHING.
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OKAY, EXACTLY.
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SHE DESERVES BETTER.
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AND WHEN YOU GET BETTER,
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YOU'LL GIVE HER BETTER.
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BUT RIGHT NOW, JUST GIVE HER
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YOU, YOUR ESSENCE, HMM?
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THANKS, MA.
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AW, BUT...
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AW, BUT WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG NOW?
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I JUST FEEL STUPID AFTER THE
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WAY I TREATED HER IN THE
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RESTAURANT.
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SHE'LL PROBABLY NEVER
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FORGIVE ME.
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OKAY, CALVIN -- UGH!
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BABY, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME, YOU
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KNOW?
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WRITE HER A NICE LETTER.
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OOH, BABY, IF YOU SPEAK YOUR
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HEART, SHE WILL FORGIVE YOU.
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YEAH.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT SO
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LUCKY TO HAVE A MOM THAT KNOWS
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SO MUCH ABOUT LOVE.
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MUAH.
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THANK YOU.
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I LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM
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YOUR FATHER.
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WAIT. SAY WHAT?
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WELL, YOU KNOW YOUR DADDY'S
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CHEAP.
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AND WHEN YOU'RE BROKE, YOU GET
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CREATIVE, SO...
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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WE NEED TO TALK.
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YEAH.
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HEY, HEY.
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HEY, COME ON, MAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?
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WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM
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YOURSELF, CALVIN.
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YEAH, WE HEARD.
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YOUR MAMA CALLED, AND SHE SAID
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YOU'RE OVER HERE ACTING LIKE A
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LITTLE WHIPPED PUNK.
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MY MOM DID NOT SAY THAT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT, CALVIN.
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IT WAS WORSE THAN THAT.
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WE CAN'T REPEAT IT.
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MAN, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT
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YOU PROPOSING TO MIRANDA?
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HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
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I REALLY LOVE M--
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I REALLY LOVE MIRANDA.
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I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST USE
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THE "L" WORD.
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[ Crying ] IT'S WORSE THAN WE
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THOUGHT!
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AS LONG AS HE DON'T SAY IT TO
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HER, THOUGH, OKAY?
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AS LONG AS HE HASN'T SAID IT
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TO HER.
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AW, DANG! HE SAID TO HER!
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AW!
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MY DUDE, DO YOU REALIZE THAT
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THE DIVORCE RATE FOR FIRST-TIME
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MARRIAGES IN THIS COUNTRY IS
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50%?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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MY BOY R.C. TOLD ME THAT.
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HE'S AN EXPERT ON DIVORCES.
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WELL, LOOK, I'M NOT R.C.
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AND ME AND MIRANDA AREN'T
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GETTING DIVORCED.
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THEN WHAT YOU DOING OVER HERE
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WRITING APOLOGY LETTERS FOR,
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CAL, AND YOU AIN'T EVEN MARRIED
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YET?
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YEAH, FOR REAL. YOU WHIPPED.
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT YOUR
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LITTLE ALIMONY CHECK IN THERE
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WITH THAT LITTLE LETTER.
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LOOK, MIRANDA MAKES MORE THAN
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ME, SO I WOULD BE GETTING THE
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ALIMONY.
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FOR REAL?
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YO, CAL, THIS IS A GOOD HUSTLE.
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THIS IS A GOOD HUSTLE RIGHT
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HERE, BABY.
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I SEE IT, ALL RIGHT?
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SO, LOOK -- YOU'RE GOING TO
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MARRY MIRANDA, YOU'RE GOING TO
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DO YOUR THING, YOU'RE GOING TO
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GET A DIVORCE.
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SHORTY, I'M GOING TO MARRY
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MIRANDA...I'M GOING TO DO MY
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THING, THEN I'M GOING TO GET A
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DIVORCE.
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THEN PEANUT'S GOING TO MARRY
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MIRANDA --
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WOULD YOU STOP IT?
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WE'RE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE.
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WELL, COME ON, CAL, CAN WE AT
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LEAST GO OUT AND HAVE A DRINK?
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WE WANT TO CELEBRATE YOUR
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DIVORCE, DOG!
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I'M NOT DIVORCED.
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00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:31,833
WELL, LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT TO
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BE DIVORCED -- "SEPARATED,"
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00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:35,333
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
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00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,133
CAN WE GO OUT AND DRINK, THOUGH?
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Y'ALL GOING TO LET ME GET UP?
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YEAH, YOU GOING TO BUY THE
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DRINKS?
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00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,600
LET'S GO, THEN. WE OUT.
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MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,967
LOOK, HEY, I READ THIS
426
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,367
ARTICLE.
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00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,967
IT SAID THAT 42.3% OF ALL BLACK
428
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WOMEN NEVER EVEN BEEN MARRIED.
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00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,867
FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T EVEN
430
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,067
KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO READ.
431
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:13,133
AND SECOND, WHO WROTE THAT?
432
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,067
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, FIRST OF
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ALL, I READ ARTICLES, AS LONG AS
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THEY GOT PICTURES.
435
00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:22,167
AND MY BOY R.B. TOLD ME THAT.
436
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,133
R.B.? WAIT A MINUTE.
437
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,067
DIDN'T HIM AND R.C. MOVE IN
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00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,600
TOGETHER?
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00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,433
LOOK, WHATEVER.
440
00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:28,367
ALL I'M SAYING IS IF MIRANDA
441
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DOESN'T WANT TO BE A PART OF
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THOSE STATISTICS, SHE BETTER GET
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00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,533
WITH THE PROGRAM AND MARRY ME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON, CAL.
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JUST -- ARE YOU SURE THAT
447
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,333
MIRANDA WANTS TO MARRY YOU?
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'CAUSE I WOULDN'T MARRY YOU.
449
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,600
I'M AS SURE AS I KNOW
450
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,267
FOUR QUARTERS MAKE A DOLLAR.
451
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:47,300
UH...HEY, CAL, I BET YOU THAT
452
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,400
DOLLAR THAT SHE AIN'T FEELING
453
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,833
YOU LIKE THAT...
454
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,200
'CAUSE SHE OVER THERE FEELING
455
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THE BROTHER WITH THE EXTENSIONS
456
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AND THE NICE SUIT, WHICH YOU
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AIN'T GOT NOTHING LIKE.
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00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,433
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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SHE DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME.
460
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,700
LOOK AT HER OVER THERE WITH THAT
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DOCTOR, LAWYER, OR VOODOO
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PRIEST.
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00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,200
SO, HOW SURE ARE YOU NOW,
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HUH?
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SURE ENOUGH TO KNOW I'M ABOUT
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TO WHOOP HIS BEHIND.
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MIRANDA?
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00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,933
CALVIN?
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UM, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE
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YOU HERE.
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YEAH, I BET YOU DIDN'T, OVER
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HERE WITH MUFASA.
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00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,667
CALVIN, HIS NAME --
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MAN, I'M NOT GOING TO SHAKE
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YOUR HAND.
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DON'T BE DISRESPECTING ME.
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HEY, SHORTY, PUT YOUR HAND
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DOWN.
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00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,067
AIN'T NOBODY TOUCHING YOU.
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RELAX.
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LISTEN, HIS NAME IS BARRY,
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OKAY?
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00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,367
CALVIN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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CALM DOWN.
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LOOK, NO, NO, NO.
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00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:40,967
DON'T TRY TO FLIP THE SCRIPT ON
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ME NOW.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HOMEY?
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CALVIN, I ALREADY TOLD YOU
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HIS NAME IS BARRY.
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I'M TALKING TO HIM, NOT YOU.
492
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,167
AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN BROKEN
493
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UP FOR A DAY BEFORE YOU START
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STEPPING OUT ON ME.
495
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,233
MY MAMA -- MY MAMA TOLD ME ABOUT
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GIRLS LIKE YOU.
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00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,633
OH, GIRLS LIKE WHAT?
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GIRLS WHO DO THINGS WITH
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00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:05,633
PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE WITH ME.
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00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,800
BUT I'M GOING TO HANDLE IT.
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00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,700
CALVIN, GET OUT OF MY
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COUSIN'S FACE!
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00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:11,600
WHO?
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00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,300
YOUR WHAT?
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YES.
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NICE SUIT.
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00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:16,767
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DO THAT.
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00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:17,733
GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR HAIR.
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00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,500
UH...
510
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,833
TOLD YOU.
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00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,167
CALVIN, THIS IS MY COUSIN
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BARRY.
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00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,467
HE'S VISITING ME FROM SEATTLE.
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00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,367
OH, MY BAD, BARRY.
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00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,333
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
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00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,567
IT'S "BARRY" NICE TO MEET YOU.
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GET IT? BAR-- NO, YOU DON'T
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00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,333
GET IT.
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00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,767
COME ON, BARRY. LET'S GO.
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BABY.
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00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:41,567
THAT'S HOW WE DO, THOUGH.
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00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:42,467
MAN, WE HELPED YOU OUT, DUDE.
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00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,467
WE SMASH CATS OUT LIKE THAT.
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00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,233
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:44,967
YOU LUCKY, CAL.
526
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:45,967
WE HAD THAT DUDE LIKE THIS!
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00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,400
OHH! OHH! OHH!
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00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,333
I WAS KILLING HIM.
529
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,200
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT'S
530
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:49,967
WITH ALL THE NOISE?
531
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:50,767
COME ON, FELLAS!
532
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:51,967
Y'ALL KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?
533
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:52,833
MR. P., I'M SORRY, BUT YOU
534
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SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE.
535
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:54,700
IT WAS CRAZY!
536
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,700
SOME DUDE NAMED RICHIE -- WE PUT
537
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HIM DOWN, MR. P.!
538
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BARRY.
539
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,733
HIM, TOO. EVERYBODY GOT IT!
540
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,500
WAIT A MINUTE,
541
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,367
POOKIE, CALM DOWN.
542
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,900
CALVIN, WHAT HAPPENED?
543
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,933
WELL, WE WERE AT THE CLUB,
544
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,100
AND MIRANDA WAS THERE WITH SOME
545
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DUDE.
546
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,133
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS --
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AND SHE WAS SITTING
548
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,300
ON HIS LAP.
549
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,133
WHEN WAS SHE SITTING ON HIS
550
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:10,833
LAP?
551
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:11,533
MAN, HOLD ON.
552
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LET ME TELL THE STORY.
553
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SO, WE LOOK OVER.
554
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SHE'S SITTING ON DUDE'S LAP,
555
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LOOKING HIM IN THE EYES.
556
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,500
THEY'RE OVER THERE KISSING.
557
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,500
WAIT, KISSING?
558
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,600
WHEN WAS SHE KISSING HIM?
559
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,933
CAL, CAN I PLEASE TELL THE
560
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STORY?
561
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LOOK, IT
562
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,167
DON'T MATTER.
563
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,100
BUT, MR. P., I STEPPED TO THE
564
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:23,867
DUDE, RIGHT?
565
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:24,667
I TURNED HIM AROUND.
566
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,533
I WAS LIKE, "HEY, LITTLE BUDDY."
567
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,400
YOU AIN'T GOING TO BE UP HERE
568
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,900
DISINFECTING MY MAN CAL."
569
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900
ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT WHAT
570
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,933
HAPPENED AT ALL, POPS.
571
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,367
PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN WE TELL
572
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:32,233
THE STORY?
573
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:34,067
CAN YOU QUIT BEING SO RUDE?
574
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,133
YEAH, SHUT UP.
575
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:36,933
WHAT HAPPENED?
576
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,067
SO, YOU KNOW, AFTER POOK
577
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,433
GRABBED HIM, YOU KNOW, WE SAID,
578
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:40,467
"LET'S GO OUTSIDE."
579
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:41,333
AS SOON AS WE GOT OUTSIDE,
580
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,067
I AIN'T WASTE NO TIME.
581
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,067
I JUST HIT HIM -- BOOM!
582
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,533
YOU KNOW? I CAUGHT HIM.
583
00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:45,500
I CAUGHT HIM.
584
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,433
HE WAS ON THE GROUND, RIGHT?
585
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,233
I WAS GIVING IT TO HIM.
586
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,100
SO I POKED HIM IN HIS EYES.
587
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,500
HE WAS LIKE, "AAH, AAH!"
588
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,467
POOK ON TOP OF HIM.
589
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:52,367
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHEN HE STARTED
590
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:53,233
SCREAMING, YOU KNOW?
591
00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,067
HE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE A
592
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:54,700
LITTLE GIRL.
593
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,600
HE WASN'T TOUGH NO MORE NOW.
594
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,933
HE JUST, "OH, GET OFF ME!
595
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,100
GET OFF ME!"
596
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:58,967
AND THAT'S WHEN HE'S TRYING TO
597
00:15:58,967 --> 00:15:59,767
CALL FOR HELP.
598
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:00,600
RIGHT.
599
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,367
THEN THE OWNER WALKED OUT.
600
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,367
THE OWNER CAME OUT, MR. P.!
601
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,067
HE HAD A SHOTGUN, AN UZI, AND A
602
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:04,967
KNIFE.
603
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:05,967
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
604
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,100
HE HAD A SHOTGUN, AN UZI, AND A
605
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:07,800
KNIFE?
606
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,633
ALL IN THE SAME HAND.
607
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,600
HE ONLY HAD ONE ARM, THOUGH.
608
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,567
HE WAS GOOD WITH IT.
609
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,533
OH, SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
610
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:17,067
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
611
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,067
WELL, YOU GO AND TELL YOUR
612
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,567
VERSION.
613
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,833
LOOK, WE WENT TO THE CLUB,
614
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:21,700
AND MIRANDA HAPPENED TO BE THERE
615
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,767
WITH SOME GUY.
616
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,067
SO I APPROACHED THEM, AND IT
617
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,067
HAPPENED TO BE HER COUSIN, AND
618
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,133
THEY GOT MAD AND LEFT.
619
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,667
BOOM! END OF STORY.
620
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,733
THAT'S IT?
621
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:33,867
YEAH.
622
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,900
YOUR STORY SUCKS!
623
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,567
COME ON!
624
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,367
YOU SAID HE HAD AN UZI, THE
625
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,633
KNIFE, AND THEN GUN?
626
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,367
HE ONLY HAD ONE ARM!
627
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,200
HE HAD ONE ARM!
628
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,100
OH, HELLO, MIRANDA.
629
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:45,967
HI, MR. PAYNE.
630
00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:46,700
IS CALVIN HERE?
631
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,367
YEAH, HE IS.
632
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,100
LET ME GET HIM FOR YOU.
633
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,333
CALVIN! MIRANDA.
634
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:57,800
HEY.
635
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,733
POPS, DO YOU MIND?
636
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:04,433
NO, I DON'T MIND.
637
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,733
GO ON AND TALK.
638
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,367
CURTIS, GET IN HERE.
639
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,233
HOW YOU IN THE CONVERSATION?
640
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:10,933
HOW YOU IN THEIR
641
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:11,600
CONVERSATION?
642
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,367
YOU ARE SO NOSY.
643
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,600
Y'ALL GO SIT DOWN AND TALK.
644
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,967
BYE.
645
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,067
POPS, NOW, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
646
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,100
TOO BIG TO BE HIDING BEHIND THAT
647
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,200
COUCH.
648
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,233
YOU CAUGHT -- YOU SAW ME?
649
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,533
YEAH, I SAW YOU.
650
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:34,067
THANK YOU.
651
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,067
TALK LOUD SO I CAN HEAR YOU.
652
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:36,867
I'M SORRY TO COME BY
653
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,067
UNANNOUNCED.
654
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:38,833
NO, BABY, I'M HAPPY TO SEE
655
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:39,800
YOU.
656
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,633
I'VE BEEN LEAVING YOU MESSAGES
657
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:41,467
ALL NIGHT.
658
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:42,767
LISTEN, I JUST -- I REALLY
659
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,567
NEEDED SOME TIME TO COOL OFF.
660
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,767
[ SIGHS ]
661
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:47,800
PLUS, I WANTED TO SEE YOU IN
662
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,167
PERSON.
663
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,067
I KNOW.
664
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,533
LOOK, BABY, I NEED TO APOLOGIZE
665
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,200
TO YOU FOR LAST NIGHT AND THE
666
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,267
NIGHT BEFORE.
667
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,067
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU HAVE REALLY
668
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,867
BEEN ACTING LIKE A FOOL LATELY.
669
00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:00,200
I KNOW.
670
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,167
IS THIS OVER OR WHAT?
671
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,233
I MEAN, DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
672
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,567
BABY, YES, OF COURSE I LOVE
673
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,267
YOU.
674
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,533
I LOVE YOU.
675
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:08,533
LOOK, I JUST GOT A LITTLE
676
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,067
INSECURE.
677
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,867
WHY WOULD YOU BE INSECURE?
678
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:14,067
BECAUSE HE'S BROKE AND HIS
679
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,233
MAMA STILL TUCKS HIM IN AT
680
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:18,167
NIGHT.
681
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,667
BABY, LISTEN -- I DON'T CARE
682
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,300
IF YOU'RE BROKE.
683
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,633
THAT'S JUST A REASON TO BE A
684
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,567
LITTLE MORE CREATIVE.
685
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:26,567
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE SAME
686
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,633
THING MY MAMA SAID.
687
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:28,467
REALLY?
688
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:29,267
YEAH.
689
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,400
YOUR MAMA'S A SMART LADY.
690
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,700
THANK YOU, MIRANDA.
691
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,467
THANK YOU.
692
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,400
[ LAUGHS ]
693
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,667
YOU'RE WELCOME, MRS. PAYNE.
694
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,700
SHE SAID, "YOU'RE WELCOME."
695
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,500
I HEARD HER.
696
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,900
PLEASE! PRIVACY?
697
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,433
CALVIN, BABY, LISTEN.
698
00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:45,767
I LOVE YOU FOR YOU,
699
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,267
NOW WHAT YOU HAVE.
700
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:49,133
YOUR POCKETS MAY BE EMPTY, BABY,
701
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,800
BUT YOUR HEART IS FULL OF LOVE.
702
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,700
[ LAUGHS ]
703
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,600
YOU BETTER STOP.
704
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,867
YOU ARE FUNNY.
705
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:58,733
I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT WHEN
706
00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:01,067
YOUR MAILBOX IS FULL OF BILLS.
707
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,067
THAT'S WHEN I WANT TO HEAR IT!
708
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:02,967
YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?
709
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,233
TALKING ABOUT SHE LOVE HIM!
710
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,233
[ LAUGHS ]
711
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,467
CURTIS, GET OUT OF THERE.
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