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JAZZY, I JUST KNOW YOU'RE
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GONNA EARN SO MANY GIRL SCOUT
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BADGES TODAY.
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I SURE HOPE SO.
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ELLA?
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS
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WILDERNESS THING.
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I CAN'T HAVE ANTS CRAWLING IN MY
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WIG.
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CLARETHA, YOU PROMISED.
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SO YOU HAVE TO GO.
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I ONLY PROMISED BECAUSE YOU
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SAID THERE'D BE A STRONG,
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HANDSOME PARK RANGER AT THE
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CAMPSITE.
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I SAID THERE COULD BE.
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I DON'T REMEMBER "COULD."
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WELL, YOU STILL HAVE TO GO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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GOOD, YOU ALMOST OUT?
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YOU ALMOST OUT?
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WHOO. PARTY OVER HERE!
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[ HUMMING DANCE MUSIC ]
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CURTIS, DON'T DO THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, SINCE YOU LADIES ARE
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GONNA BE GONE, ME AND CALVIN ARE
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GOING OUT TO THE CLUB TONIGHT.
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YEAH, WE GONNA PICK UP SOME
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HONEYS.
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OKAY, AND WHERE ARE YOU TWO
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GOING TO LIVE WHEN YOU COME
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BACK?
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[ HUMMING DANCE MUSIC ]
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CURTIS, WHY DIDN'T YOU AND
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CALVIN GO TO THE FATHER/SON
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CHURCH RETREAT WITH C.J. AND
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MALIK?
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CLARETHA, FIRST OF ALL, WE
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DON'T GO TO CHURCH.
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AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU KNOW
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CALVIN'S NOT MY SON.
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OKAY, I DON'T LIKE THAT JOKE
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ANYMORE.
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I KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S NOT
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A JOKE.
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OKAY, GOODBYE.
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MUAH! MUAH!
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BYE-BYE.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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YOU LADIES HAVE FUN.
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BE BREEZY.
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HEY, FEEL FREE TO LOSE
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CLARETHA.
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BEHAVE.
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MAN, POPS, THESE RINGS ARE
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EXPENSIVE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT
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WAS GOING TO BE THIS HARD TO BUY
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ONE.
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WHY DO YOU GOT TO BUY A RING?
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I TOLD YOU I'M PROPOSING TO
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MIRANDA.
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YOU WERE SERIOUS?
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YES.
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WELL, HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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YOU'RE BROKE.
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COME ON, ARE YOU GOING TO
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HELP ME OR NOT, 'CAUSE I CAN'T
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GIVE MIRANDA A CLOUDY DIAMOND.
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YOU BETTER GIVE HER A CLOUDY
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DIAMOND.
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A CLOUDY DIAMOND IS YOUR
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WALLET'S BEST FRIEND.
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POPS, COME ON, MAN.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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THIS RING HAS TO BE SPECIAL,
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LIKE MIRANDA.
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YOU KNOW I WANT TO SAY
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SOMETHING, DON'T YOU?
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I ALMOST SAID SOMETHING.
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OOH, I COULD'VE JUMPED ON THAT
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ONE, BOY.
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I'M GONNA LET IT GO.
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I'M GONNA LET IT GO.
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OKAY, LOOK, I NEED A PLAN.
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WELL, I HOPE YOUR PLAN
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INCLUDES A SKI MASK AND A
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GETAWAY CAR 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT
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NO MONEY!
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SPECIAL LIKE MIRANDA.
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AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
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OKAY.
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HELLO, EVERYBODY! HELLO! HEY!
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THIS IS SO GOOD!
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SO, WHO IS THE LITTLE
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OUTBREAK RAT, AND WHY ARE WE
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WATCHING HER?
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CLARETHA.
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THAT IS JORDAN, AND HER MOTHER
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COULDN'T MAKE IT.
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WELL, I CAN SEE WHY.
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, LOOK IN YOUR
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BAGS.
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WE HAVE A MAP, A COMPASS, AND A
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GOAL SHEET.
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ON OUR LAST EXCURSION, WE HAD
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SUCH A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST SKIP THE
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EXCURSION AND GO RIGHT TO THE
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AFTER PARTY?
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[ GROANS ]
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OKAY, OKAY, EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME
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TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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YAY!
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AND REMEMBER, LADIES, IT'S
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ALL ABOUT THE JOURNEY AND NOT
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THE DESTINATION, HMM?
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AH-CHOO!
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MM-HMM.
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AH-CHOO!
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LITTLE GIRL, IF YOU MAKE ME
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SICK, I'M SUING YOU AND YOUR
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MAMA.
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I DON'T HAVE A COLD.
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I'M JUST ALLERGIC TO POLLEN,
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GRASS, PINE TREES, OAK TREES,
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DUST MITES, MOLD -- OH, AND EGGS
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AND DOGS AND CATS AND --
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OHH, THEY MIGHT AS WELL PUT
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YOU IN A BAGGIE.
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LEAVE HER ALONE.
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NOW, EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY,
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ACCORDING TO THE GOAL SHEETS, WE
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ARE TO FIND THE OLDEST-LIVING
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TREE IN CAMP STONE PARK.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE
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OLDEST-LIVING TREE, BUT I KNOW
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ABOUT THE OLDEST-LIVING WOMAN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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OKAY.
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MM-HMM.
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LITTLE -- LITTLE GIRLS,
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LISTEN, YOU ARE TO FIND THREE
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RED RIBBONS.
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BUT THE TROOP LEADER SAYS
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THAT WE HAVE --
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THE -- THE TROOP LEADER ISN'T
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WITH US, IS SHE?
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DON'T WORRY, JORDAN.
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MY AUNTIE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S
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DOING.
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SHE'S WON EVERY AWARD YOU CAN
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WIN.
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WELL, THINGS WERE DIFFERENT
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THAN THEY WERE IN 1920.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT DID YOU SAY, JORDAN?
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WHAT?
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THE INTERNET SAYS THAT THINGS
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ARE CHANGING ALL THE TIME WITH
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GIRL SCOUTS, AND WITH TECHNOLOGY
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CONSTANTLY ADVANCING, THE OLD
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PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT.
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OH, AND IT ALSO SAYS --
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DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING?
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YEAH, WHEN THERE'S RAGWEED
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AND MY THROAT CLOSES.
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OH, LET ME LOOK FOR SOME
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RAGWEED.
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CLARETHA, CLARETHA, DON'T --
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DON'T DO THAT.
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OH.
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THERE'S SOME RIGHT THERE.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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WHAT'S UP, CALVIN?
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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FLIZZ-OYD.
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SCISSOR.
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HEY, EVERYONE, Y'ALL COME
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OVER.
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TAKE A LOOK AT THE RING CALVIN
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BOUGHT FOR MIRANDA.
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I HELPED HIM PICK IT OUT.
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OOH!
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GREAT!
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YEAH.
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IS -- IS THAT A DIAMOND, OR
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DOES THE RING JUST COME TO A
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SHINY POINT?
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NO, MAN, THE DIAMOND'S THERE.
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OH, YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT IF
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YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSE AND FOCUS.
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GIRL, OPEN YOUR EYES.
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YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T -- I'M SORRY.
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YOU DO HAVE YOUR EYES OPEN.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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SHE GONNA NEED GLASSES AFTER SHE
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GET THROUGH SQUINTING AT THAT.
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MORE LIKE A MAGNIFYING GLASS.
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LOOK, Y'ALL LEAVE CALVIN
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ALONE.
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GO ON SOMEWHERE.
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LEAVE CALVIN ALONE.
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NOW, COME ON.
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SHE KNOW WHAT SHE GET INTO.
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SHE KNOW CALVIN STILL LIVE WITH
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HIS PARENTS...
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RIGHT.
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YEAH.
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...AND THAT HE'S STILL IN
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COLLEGE AFTER SEVEN YEARS...
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OH, YEAH.
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...AND THAT THE BOY'S
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BROKE...
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YEAH.
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...AND HE USED TO WET THE
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BED.
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WHAT?!
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I MEAN, IF SHE WANT TO THROW
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HER LIFE AWAY AND MARRY HIM, LET
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HER GO AND MARRY THE BOY.
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I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM.
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HEY, YOU CAN'T STOP LOVE.
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THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
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I'LL BE PAID AFTER THIS SHOP
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STARTS MAKING MONEY.
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WAIT, DIDN'T MIRANDA LOAN YOU
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THE MONEY TO INVEST?
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YEAH.
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AND DON'T YOU HAVE TO PAY
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HER BACK?
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YEAH.
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
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AFTER YOU PAY HER BACK, AIN'T
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YOU GONNA BE BROKE AGAIN?
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HEY, RIGHT.
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BORROWING MONEY FROM ME, AND
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THAT'S WHY I SAY THAT RING IS
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FINE.
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HEY, DANA, COME HERE REAL
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FAST.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A GUY
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GOT YOU THIS RING?
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[ SPITS ]
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YOU HAVE OFFENDED HER.
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SHE HAS SEEN A SINGLE GRAIN OF
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RICE BIGGER THAN THAT DIAMOND.
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LOOK, MAN, I'M TELLING YOU --
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YOU GOT TO GET MORE BLING-AGE.
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WOMEN LOVE BIG ROCKS.
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TELL HIM, "D."
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ALL RIGHT, SO, CALVIN, YOU'RE
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TRYING TO GET HER BLINGY RINGS
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AND THINGS, BUT THE PROBLEM
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BEING YOU AIN'T GOT NO
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CHING-CHA-CHING, RIGHT?
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I'M SORRY.
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DANA, TRANSLATE WHAT KIKI SAID.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL.
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I LIKE IT.
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TELL WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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YOU KNOW THE DUDE THAT THEY
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CALL "THE JEWELER"?
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YEAH.
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THAT'S MY FOURTH COUSIN TWICE
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REMOVED ON MY STEP-DADDY'S SIDE.
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I COULD HOOK YOU UP.
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YEAH, ONCE YOU GET HOOKED
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UP, YOU GONNA BE LOCKED UP.
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HIS STUFF IS NOT STOLEN.
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IT'S JUST BORROWED.
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YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA CALL HIM
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REAL QUICK, TELL HIM THIS IS AN
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EMERGENCY.
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PUT THAT UP.
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HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE'VE GONE
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TWO MILES?
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OH, BABY, WE CANNOT GIVE YOU
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ALL THE ANSWERS, OKAY?
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OKAY, SO, WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG
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TREE WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR?
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I CAN'T FOCUS ON THAT NOW,
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AUNTIE ELLA.
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I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
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YES, WE MUST FIND A LAVATORY.
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GIRL, WHAT IS IN YOUR
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INHALER?
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LOOK AROUND YOU.
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WE ARE IN THE WOODS.
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AND SO, GIRLS, YOU HAVE TO GO
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IN THE BUSHES.
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I'M NOT GOING IN NO BUSHES.
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AND IF I WAIT ANY LONGER, THAT'D
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BE BAD FOR MY BLADDER.
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WELL, IF YOU GET SMART WITH
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YOUR AUNTIE AGAIN, IT WILL BE
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BAD FOR YOUR FUTURE.
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I'M HUNGRY.
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AND IT'S COLD.
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LOOK, LITTLE GIRL, WHY DID
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YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL SCOUT
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ANYWAY?
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WELL, TO BE PART OF THE
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SISTERHOOD, I GUESS.
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YOU AIN'T NO SISTER.
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CLARETHA.
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WE'RE LOST, AREN'T WE,
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AUNTIE?
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NO, BABY.
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WE -- WE ARE NOT LOST, NOW.
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WE MAY NOT KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE DON'T
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KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
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YOU'RE IN CHARGE!
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DID SHE JUST ROLL UP ON A
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SISTER?
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PREPARE TO GET BEAT.
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BEAT AT WHAT?
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THIS ISN'T A GAME.
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IT MEANS "WHOOPED."
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YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMILAR TO YOUR
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TIME-OUT WITH A PAINFUL TWIST.
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MS. CLARETHA, WHY DON'T YOU
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JUST USE THE COMPASS?
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OH, THAT WAS A COMPASS?
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CHILD, I THOUGHT IT WAS A
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BROKEN WATCH.
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I THREW THAT THING AWAY.
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OH, GREAT.
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NOW WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET
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BACK.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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THEY'RE RIGHT, ELLA.
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WE'RE GONNA DIE.
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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FOR SOMEONE WHO'S SAVED, YOU
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SURE DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW THE
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LORD.
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WHERE'S YOUR FAITH, MS.
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CLARETHA?
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HERE, TRY MY INHALER.
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GIRL, GET THAT THING OUT OF
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MY FACE.
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WE'RE GONERS!
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CLARETHA, WOULD YOU PULL
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YOURSELF TOGETHER?
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OKAY.
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AND HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT
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TO DO.
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OKAY.
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WELL, TROOP LEADER DENISE
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SAYS THAT WE SHOULD --
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT
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THAT WOMAN SAID!
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WE ARE STUCK IN THE WILDERNESS
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WITH WILD ANIMALS.
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CLARETHA, SIT DOWN.
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OKAY, GIRLS, LISTEN.
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WE ARE REALLY ALL RIGHT, OKAY?
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OKAY?
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NOW, LISTEN -- JORDAN, WHAT DID
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TROOP LEADER DENISE SAY ABOUT
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GETTING LOST?
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OH, SHE SAID, "DON'T GET
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LOST!"
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"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN!
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SAVE YOURSELF!"
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VERY GOOD.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DIE EVERY
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DAY IN THE WILDERNESS OF
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STARVATION OR BEING MAULED BY
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SOME WILD ANIMAL?
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JORDAN, SWEETIE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT DOES NOT HELP.
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UH, JORDAN, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY
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PUSHING IT.
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WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE
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SOME FACTS ABOUT BEING LOST IN
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THE WILDERNESS.
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DOES THIS LITTLE GIRL HAVE AN
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"OFF" SWITCH?
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LOOK! IT'S THE NORTH STAR!
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW IT,
391
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AND IT'LL LEAD US BACK.
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HMM?
393
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,200
HOW?
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WE NOT TRYING TO GET TO
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BETHLEHEM.
396
00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,333
LOOK! THERE'S A RED RIBBON!
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WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSE!
398
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MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
399
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GOOD WORK, GIRLS. GO!
400
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:06,967
THANK GOODNESS!
401
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,833
NOW HUFF AND PUFF YOUR LITTLE
402
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,833
BUTTS UP THAT HILL!
403
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,100
SO, DON'T SAY NOTHING.
404
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,200
LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING, OKAY?
405
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YOU KNOW I'M A MASTER WHEN IT
406
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COMES TO NEGOTIATING.
407
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,433
OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY, POPS.
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ALL RIGHT.
409
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,100
THIS IS MY COUSIN, Y'ALL,
410
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"THE JEWELER."
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WHAT?!
412
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WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?
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00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:25,400
HOW YOU DOING?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
415
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WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
416
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THIS IS "THE JEWELER"?
417
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YEAH!
418
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:28,900
I THOUGHT IT WAS A
419
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,633
THRIFT-STORE LEPRECHAUN.
420
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[ LAUGHTER ]
421
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,533
WELL, GREEN IS FOR THE MONEY,
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00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,067
BABY, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT
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00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,100
KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
424
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,133
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.
425
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:38,800
NO, HE DIDN'T.
426
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,467
OH, YES, HE DID.
427
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,667
NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
428
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,400
LET US CHECK OUT THIS POT OF
429
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,500
GOLD.
430
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,967
MM-HMM.
431
00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:46,967
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
432
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Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
433
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:51,400
OOH!
434
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,100
WOW!
435
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,067
OOH.
436
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:53,667
NICE.
437
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,333
DAMN.
438
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,067
IT'S PRETTY.
439
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:57,067
IS THAT LEGAL?
440
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,967
WILL YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH?
441
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GOODNESS GRACIOUS, YOU'RE GONNA
442
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:05,067
MESS UP THE NEGOTIATIONS.
443
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,667
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
444
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,967
BACK UP, MAN, ALL RIGHT?
445
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,067
NOW, I DON'T WANT YOUR GREASY
446
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:10,367
FINGERS ALL ON MY MERCHANDISE,
447
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,100
MAN.
448
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,067
WELL, IF I CAN'T TOUCH THEM,
449
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:12,800
HOW DO WE KNOW THEY REAL?
450
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,933
OH, BELIEVE ME.
451
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:18,200
YOUR MAMA KNOWS.
452
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,233
I CAN TELL YOU IF THEY'RE
453
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,067
REAL.
454
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,733
MATTER OF FACT, I USED TO WORK
455
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:23,600
FOR OSWALD DIAMONDS FOR FIVE
456
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,633
YEARS.
457
00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:25,367
REALLY?
458
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THAT'S RIGHT.
459
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,967
FLOYD, YOU WAS A SECURITY
460
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GUARD.
461
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,900
I WAS AN EXECUTIVE SAFETY
462
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ENGINEER.
463
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,067
FLOYD, DIDN'T YOU SIT AT THE
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FRONT DOOR, MONITORING THE
465
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PEOPLE?
466
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YEAH.
467
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,667
AND DIDN'T YOU HAVE A
468
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,833
FLASHLIGHT WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF
469
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,133
KEYS?
470
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YEAH.
471
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:46,933
AND DIDN'T YOU WEAR
472
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HIGH-WATERS AND TUBE SOCKS?
473
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,500
YEAH.
474
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,667
SECURITY GUARD!
475
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OOH.
476
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,100
UH, GO AHEAD, BABY GIRL.
477
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:57,800
THANK YOU.
478
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,467
YOU LIKE THAT?
479
00:12:58,467 --> 00:12:59,400
MM-HMM, THAT'S NICE.
480
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,867
SEE, A LADY DON'T GET TO SEE
481
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,500
ONE OF THESE UNTIL HER HUSBAND
482
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,900
HAS AN AFFAIR IN COLORADO.
483
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,633
OKAY!
484
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,933
[ LAUGHTER ]
485
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,567
SO, CALVIN, UH, ARE WE GONNA
486
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:09,900
DO BUSINESS OR WHAT, BABY BOY,
487
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,900
'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO MAKE MOVES,
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MAN.
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OOH, YEAH.
490
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,467
HOW MUCH IS THIS ONE?
491
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,833
MMM, NOW, SEE, THAT'S $20,000
492
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:16,867
THERE, BABY.
493
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:17,533
OH!
494
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:18,467
IT'S A LOT LIKE THE ONE I GOT
495
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:19,067
IN MY MOUTH.
496
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:19,733
Y'ALL SEE THAT?
497
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,433
OH, THAT'S NEW.
498
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,467
THAT'S NEW.
499
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,233
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
500
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,267
NO, I-I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR
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00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,200
PRICES WERE REASONABLE.
502
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:24,967
OH, NO.
503
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,167
HEY, ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT IS
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00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:29,267
ACTUALLY A $50,000 DIAMOND, MAN.
505
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,067
OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
506
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,067
HOW MUCH IS THIS ONE?
507
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,300
MMM, NOW, SEE, THAT ONE
508
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,467
THERE -- LET ME SEE THAT -- IS
509
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,100
18 G's, BUT IF YOUR MONEY'S
510
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,133
STRAIGHT, YOU CAN GET IT FOR
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00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:37,967
$8,000.
512
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HEY. 8 GRAND?
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OH, YEAH.
514
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HOLD ON, MAN.
515
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,767
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR A
516
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COUPLE OF TWENTIES?
517
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,567
I GOT A COUPLE OF BOXES, MY
518
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MINIMUM-WAGE BROTHER.
519
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,233
YO, CALVIN, YOU TRYING TO GET
520
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:53,200
HITCHED OR DITCHED?
521
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'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, YOU ACTING
522
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:54,700
LIKE A LITTLE --
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00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,700
HEY!
524
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,367
WHAT?
525
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,167
I WAS GONNA SAY "CHICK."
526
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,733
NOW, YOU KNOW I RUN A
527
00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,133
RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE.
528
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,367
NOW, YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH,
529
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,600
CHICK.
530
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,800
OKAY, SO, WHAT'S YOUR
531
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,733
CHEAPEST DIAMOND THEN?
532
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:08,167
MM.
533
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,500
WELL, UH, THIS ONE HERE IS WORTH
534
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,167
$4,000, BUT I CAN LET YOU HAVE
535
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:13,500
IT FOR $1,500, MAN.
536
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,167
GET THAT ONE.
537
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:16,333
NO, NO. NO, THAT'S TOO SMALL.
538
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,200
I'LL TAKE THE ONE FOR EIGHT
539
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,133
GRAND.
540
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,067
EIGHT -- CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU
541
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:19,733
TALKING ABOUT?
542
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,967
YOU CAN'T AFFORD EIGHT GRAND.
543
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:21,900
HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR IT?
544
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,067
WELL, POPS, MY BABY'S WORTH
545
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:23,700
IT.
546
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,533
LOOK -- IT HAS MIRANDA WRITTEN
547
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:25,333
ALL OVER IT.
548
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,300
"MIRANDA."
549
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,067
THAT'S NICE.
550
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:27,867
WELL, YOU NEED TO GET A
551
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,100
ERASER AND ERASE IT OFF.
552
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:30,933
UH, NO, NO, NO.
553
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:32,300
POPS, LET'S NOT PLAYER-HATE, ALL
554
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:32,967
RIGHT?
555
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:33,800
NOW, IF HE WANTS IT, HE WANTS
556
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,400
IT, ALL RIGHT?
557
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,233
NOW, WE CAN WORK OUT SOME KIND
558
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:36,300
OF PAYMENT PLAN, BUT IF YOU
559
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,067
CAN'T MAKE THE PAYMENTS, I GOT
560
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:40,467
ANOTHER PLAN.
561
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,800
OKAY, SO, DOES THE OTHER PLAN
562
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,833
INCLUDE MY SON GETTING HURT?
563
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:47,200
YES, SIR.
564
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,267
WE'LL TAKE IT.
565
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,267
MY MAN.
566
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,367
I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT.
567
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,100
THAT'S NICE.
568
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:52,767
EIGHT GRAND.
569
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,800
YOU GOT ONE FOR -- THAT 20-GRAND
570
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,567
ONE -- LET ME SEE THAT ONE
571
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:55,967
AGAIN.
572
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,067
CAN I GET A BOX FOR IT?
573
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,133
OH, YEAH, MAN, I CAN GET THAT
574
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,900
WRAPPED FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
575
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,067
SHE GONNA LIKE THIS.
576
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,067
YEAH.
577
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,367
OOH! THANK GOODNESS!
578
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,867
CLARETHA.
579
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,533
CLARETHA, WOULD YOU GET UP?
580
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,967
YOU ARE EMBARRASSING US.
581
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:11,767
HELP ME.
582
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,667
OH. OKAY.
583
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,133
WOULD YOU PLEASE CHILL?
584
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,167
NO ONE KNEW WE WERE LOST.
585
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,133
OKAY.
586
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,633
MS. CLARETHA, ARE YOU ALL
587
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,433
RIGHT?
588
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:24,800
OH, YEAH, BABY. I'M OKAY.
589
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,900
I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU
590
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,800
GUYS.
591
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,133
MM-HMM. YEAH, RIGHT.
592
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,067
WELL, GIRLS, AT LEAST YOU GOT
593
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,067
ONE RIBBON.
594
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,133
OH, NO.
595
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,333
WE GOT ALL THE RIBBONS.
596
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:40,067
YOU DID! AHH!
597
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,300
YEAH, I MEAN, WE COULDN'T GET
598
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,367
OUR BADGES WITHOUT THEM.
599
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,167
WELL, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
600
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,833
THAT YOU'D GOTTEN THEM.
601
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,100
WELL, THEY WERE ALL AROUND.
602
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,567
YOU JUST HAD TO LOOK.
603
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,800
THIS IS A GREAT LESSON,
604
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,333
LADIES.
605
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,133
WHAT LESSON?
606
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:54,233
OH, I KNOW -- DON'T GIVE A
607
00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:56,067
COMPASS TO AN OLD TREE.
608
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,900
[ LAUGHS ]
609
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,133
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, BUT, NO.
610
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,967
GIRLS, BY GETTING THESE RED
611
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,933
RIBBONS, IT JUST PROVES THAT YOU
612
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:06,267
CAN DO WHATEVER YOU SET YOUR
613
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,600
MINDS TO DO, NO MATTER WHAT THE
614
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,400
OBSTACLES, EVEN IF IT IS AN OLD
615
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,467
TREE.
616
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,467
WHO YOU CALLING OLD?
617
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,433
NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO.
618
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:23,233
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
619
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,233
GET YOUR HANDS OFF.
620
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,167
GET -- GET -- GET YOUR HANDS --
621
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,533
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
622
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,533
[ GROANING ]
623
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,800
POPS, WAKE UP.
624
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,833
YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DREAM.
625
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,733
DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON --
626
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:42,400
YOU'RE CRAZY!
627
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,233
I DON'T WANT TO GO!
628
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:44,167
I DON'T WANT TO GO!
629
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,567
POPS, IT'S ME! IT'S YOUR SON!
630
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,733
IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S ME!
631
00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:48,833
WELL, CALVIN.
632
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,700
CALVIN!
633
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:54,233
MAN, I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
634
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,067
MAN, I HAD A DREAM I WAS IN THE
635
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,233
WOODS, RIGHT?
636
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,867
AND THESE PEOPLE CAME, AND THEY
637
00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:00,667
THREW THIS BIG OLD NET ON ME AND
638
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,900
TOOK ME AND CARRIED ME OFF TO
639
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,400
THIS BIG CITY, AND I WAS
640
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,467
CLIMBING BUILDINGS, TRYING TO
641
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:05,767
GET AWAY FROM THEM, AND THEN
642
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,467
THEY HAD HELICOPTERS ALL OVER.
643
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,333
[ GRUNTING ]
644
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,700
I TRIED TO KNOCK THEM OUT.
645
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,867
[ IMITATES PROPELLERS ]
646
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:12,867
KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE AIR, LIKE
647
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:13,733
THAT.
648
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,800
POPS, THAT'S "KING KONG."
649
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,533
OH.
650
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:22,267
SHUT UP, C. DIDDY.
651
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:25,067
MR. BIG BALLER.
652
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,200
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CUT ME
653
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,100
ANY SLACK, ARE YOU?
654
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,333
NO.
655
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,067
WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
656
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:33,067
THAT I TOOK THE RING BACK AND
657
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,267
GOT THE LEAST EXPENSIVE ONE.
658
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,200
GOOD. GOOD.
659
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,500
GLAD YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES.
660
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,067
NOW, YOU SEE, BEING A MAN
661
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,333
SOMETIMES MEANS YOU GOT TO MAKE
662
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,733
DECISIONS THAT YOU DON'T WANT
663
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:44,400
TO MAKE.
664
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,500
I KNOW.
665
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,100
I REALIZE IT'S NOT ABOUT MY EGO
666
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,100
OR MIRANDA.
667
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,533
SHE KNOWS I LOVE HER NO MATTER
668
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:50,567
HOW BIG THE RING IS.
669
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:52,267
THAT'S RIGHT.
670
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:53,300
THAT'S RIGHT, SON.
671
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,233
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
672
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,200
THANK YOU.
673
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,367
OH, OH, BY THE WAY, I NEED YOU
674
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,633
TO FILL THIS OUT.
675
00:17:58,633 --> 00:17:59,733
WHAT IS IT?
676
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,400
HERE YOU GO.
677
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,800
WAIT A MINUTE.
678
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,067
"THE JEWELER" GOT A CREDIT
679
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,067
APPLICATION?
680
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,067
YEP, AND I PUT YOUR NAME ON
681
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:06,833
IT.
682
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:09,100
HE AIN'T GONNA GET ME.
683
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,833
CALVIN.
684
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:11,933
CALVIN!
685
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:13,500
THANK YOU!
686
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,867
YOU KNOW GOOD WELL I'M NOT
687
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:15,900
SIGNING THIS MESS.
688
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,300
LOVE YOU!
689
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:21,333
WHATEVER.
690
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,433
GO BACK TO MY DREAM.
691
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,233
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT, MY
692
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,700
MINIMUM-WAGE BROTHER?
693
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,667
UH, YOU CAN LOSE THE
694
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:29,700
MINIMUM-WAGE JOKE.
695
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,400
UM...
696
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,400
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
697
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400
OH, OH, I LIKE THIS.
698
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,200
I LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE.
699
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:34,933
[ CHUCKLES ]
700
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,167
OOH, I LIKE THAT ONE!
701
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,067
WELL, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
702
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:37,600
CHOICE THERE.
703
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,433
YEAH, THAT'S NICE, TOO.
704
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,067
UH-HUH.
705
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:39,833
OH, THIS ONE, THOUGH, THIS
706
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,467
ONE RIGHT HERE.
707
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,200
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
708
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,067
NOW, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
709
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:42,733
SHE'D LIKE THAT.
710
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:43,600
WHAT'S THE DAMAGE ON THIS?
711
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,067
OOH, THAT'S GONNA BE $3,500.
712
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,300
HOW ABOUT $600?
713
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,833
HOW ABOUT $1,500?
714
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:50,767
HOW ABOUT $600?
715
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:53,267
HOW ABOUT $1,000?
716
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,200
HOW ABOUT 911?
717
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,333
HOW ABOUT I GIFT WRAP THIS
718
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,500
FOR YOU?
719
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,433
THIS THE ONE YOU WANT, RIGHT?
720
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:00,233
YEAH.
721
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,167
$1,600 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
722
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:01,967
YEAH, YEAH.
723
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:02,633
$300.
724
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,700
ALL RI--
725
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,967
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART.
726
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,533
YEAH, WRAP IT WHILE IT'S
727
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,533
BROKEN.
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