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HEY, MOM, POPS.
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HEY, BABY.
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MOM, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
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WERE IN THE KITCHEN?
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CALVIN, WHEN WAS THE LAST
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TIME YOU ATE?
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[ Muttering ] THAT LOOKS
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GOOD.
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LOOKS GOOD. LOOKS GOOD.
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OKAY, CALVIN.
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CALVIN.
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WHAT?
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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UH, MOM, I HATE TO MENTION
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IT, BUT WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
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DUSTED?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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EXCUSE ME?
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REMEMBER?
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MIRANDA'S PARENTS ARE COMING BY
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TO VISIT.
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I GOT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.
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[ CHUCKLES ] THAT AIN'T GONNA
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HAPPEN.
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OKAY, CALVIN.
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WHAT KIND OF IMPRESSION WOULD IT
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MAKE ON MIRANDA'S PARENTS TO
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COME HERE AND FIND YOU IN A
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HEADLOCK?
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BABY.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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GONNA PUT HIM IN A HEADLOCK.
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[ SNEEZES ]
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I THINK HE RIGHT ABOUT THE DUST,
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THOUGH.
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YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT
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DUST ON YOUR ELBOW?
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HM.
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CALVIN, BABY, WHY ARE YOU SO
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CONCERNED ABOUT MIRANDA'S
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PARENTS?
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THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE.
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JUST LIKE US.
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NO, THEY'RE NOT.
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THEY'RE FELONS, LIKE THEIR
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DAUGHTER.
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MIRANDA'S NOT A FELON.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO
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SOFT TO PRESS CHARGES.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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MIRANDA'S DAD IS A DOCTOR, AND
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HER MOM'S A LAWYER.
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OH, OKAY.
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WELL, THAT MEANS THEY'RE
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PROBABLY UPPITY.
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DEE-DOO.
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LIKE JANINE'S PARENTS.
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I DOUBT ANYBODY COULD BE THAT
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UPPITY.
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ANYWAY, DR. LUCAS' HOSPITAL
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VOTED HIM DOCTOR OF THE YEAR.
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WHOA.
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WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME?
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HOW COULD THEY NOT
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LIKE YOU, BABY?
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WHY WOULD THEY NOT LIKE YOU?
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THAT'S RIGHT, CALVIN.
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YOUR MOTHER'S PARENTS HATED ME
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WHEN WE FIRST MET.
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AND NOW YOUR GRANDFATHER WORKS
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WITH ME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WA-WAS THAT THE SAME GRANDFATHER
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THAT CALLED YOU A BIG SACK OF --
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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SHH, BOY.
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I WAS GONNA SAY "SUGAR."
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YES.
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THAT AIN'T WHAT HE CALLED HIM.
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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[ HORN HONKING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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HEY, AUNTIE ELLA.
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HEY, BABY.
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HOW DID YOU GET COUSIN CALVIN
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TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM?
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OH, HE JUST WANTS EVERYTHING
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PERFECT FOR MIRANDA'S PARENTS!
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NO WONDER HE'S SCRUBBING
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THE TOILET IN A SUIT AND A TIE.
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CALVIN!
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DO I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?
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NO.
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CURTIS!
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CURTIS!
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CURTIS, LOOK -- UGH!
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CURTIS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT MY
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POTPIES?
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THEY'RE CRISP!
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CURTIS!
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WHAT?
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WHAT -- CURTIS, YOU HAVE TO
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FIX THIS OVEN NOW -- TODAY!
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YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO FIX
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IT TODAY.
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NO, ELLA, I SAID I WAS GOING
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TO FIX THE OVEN.
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THE "TODAY" PART WAS YOUR IDEA.
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AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
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OVEN.
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CURTIS, IT GETS TOO HOT.
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LOOK AT THIS --
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EVERYTHING I COOK BURNS!
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TAKE THAT ON BACK IN THERE,
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BABY.
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CURTIS, COME ON, I MEAN IT.
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RIGHT NOW, COME ON!
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BABY, I'M TIRED.
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I'M TIRED RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
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CURTIS, I NEED THE OVEN
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FIXED TODAY, OKAY?
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BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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WITH THE OVEN, BABY.
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LOOK --
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU DON'T FIX IT, FINE.
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I'LL CALL THE REPAIRMAN.
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GIVE ME IT.
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ELLA, GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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NO.
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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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GIVE ME THE PHONE, ELLA.
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THEY AIN'T GOING TO DO NOTHING
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BUT COME UP HERE, TURN IT ON,
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TURN IT OFF, AND TELL US TO BUY
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A NEW ONE.
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CURTIS, I'M SERIOUS, BABY.
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MIRANDA'S PARENTS ARE COMING FOR
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A VISIT.
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I TOLD CALVIN I WOULD COOK.
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ON WHAT?
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OKAY, BABY, OKAY, I'LL FIX
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THE OVEN.
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WELL, COME ON, NOW, COME ON!
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ELLA, YOU'RE STRESSING ME,
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BABY, YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT
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OVER AN OVEN!
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I'M GOING TO FIX THE OVEN, OKAY?
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GO GET IT, BRING IN HERE
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SO I CAN FIX IT!
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GOODNESS.
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MALIK'S GOING TO HELP ME.
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HUH?
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BOY, DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.
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FINE, CURTIS, THEN I WILL
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JUST PREPARE YOUR LITTLE LUNCH
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IN THE MICROWAVE.
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YEAH, THE MICROWAVE STILL
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WORKS.
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IT'S EVEN FASTER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHY DO WE EVEN NEED AN OVEN?
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AN OVEN'S SO OUT OF DATE.
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WE SHOULD BE EMBRACING
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TECHNOLOGY.
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IT'S OUR FRIEND.
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I'M GOING TO EMBRACE YOUR
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NECK IN A HEADLOCK IF YOU DON'T
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GET TO THE GARAGE AND GET MY
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TOOLS AND COME ON HELP ME FIX
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THIS OVEN.
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ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF
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CHILD LABOR LAW
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BEING BROKEN HERE.
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I'M ABOUT TO LABOR PUT MY
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FOOT IN YOUR BEHIND
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IF YOU DON'T.
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WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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MALIK -- MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING?
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I TOLD YOU COME ON AND HELP ME
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FIX THIS OVEN.
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I TOLD YOU TO GET ME
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THE PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER.
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I GAVE YOU A SCREWDRIVER.
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AND WHO IS PHILLIP?
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THEY NEED TO PUT SHOP
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CLASS BACK IN SCHOOL.
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I'M TIRED ANYWAY.
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I NEED A BREAK.
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WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME
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EXERCISE.
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YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
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MR. TAE BO.
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I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE
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THE PHONE TO AUNTIE ELLA, AND
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SHE CAN JUST CALL A REPAIRMAN.
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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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NOW YOU WANT TO HAVE A BRIGHT
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IDEA?
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[ COUGHS ]
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
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I GOT A HEADACHE IN MY CHEST.
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COME ON, HELP ME FIX THE OVEN.
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COME ON, GOODNESS.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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I'LL GET IT.
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CALVIN!
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GIVE ME A HUG!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, WHAT A FINE-LOOKING YOUNG
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MAN.
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DAD, THIS IS --
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OH, MIRANDA, YOU TOLD ME
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THE BOY JUST GOT OUT OF COLLEGE.
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THIS MAN LOOKS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL
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TO ME.
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I'M SORRY, C.J.
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THESE ARE MY PARENTS, JEFFREY
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AND SANDRA LUCAS.
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THIS IS C.J., CALVIN'S COUSIN.
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OH.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, AS WELL.
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COME ON IN.
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C.J., I APOLOGIZE FOR
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MY HUSBAND, JEFFREY.
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HE'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
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SOMETIMES HE'S WORSE.
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY, BABY.
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OH, YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
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THANK YOU.
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COME ON.
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UM...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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LET'S GO, BABY.
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CALVIN, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET
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MY PARENTS.
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CALVIN, COME HERE, SON.
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WHAT YOU BEEN DOING WITH
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MY DAUGHTER?
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YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THE WATER
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BALLOONS?
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No.
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I GOT YOU.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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COME HERE, GIVE ME A HUG.
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OW, OW, OW.
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JEFFREY, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
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DARLING, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
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PLEASE, DO NOT MIND HIM.
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POOR DARLING -- HE DOESN'T GET
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OUT MUCH.
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I AM SANDRA, MIRANDA'S MOTHER,
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AND THE MAN WHO MAULED YOU
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IS MY HUSBAND, JEFFREY.
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A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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OH, UH, THIS IS MY MOTHER,
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ELLA PAYNE --
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HELLO.
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AND MY FATHER, CURTIS PAYNE.
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THIS IS DR. AND MRS. LUCAS.
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HELLO.
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HELLO.
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I'M ELLA.
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I'M SANDRA.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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WELCOME, WELCOME, HELLO.
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HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
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HEY, CURTIS, HUH?
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GIVE ME A HUG.
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MAN, YOU BETTER...
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NOBODY TRYING TO HUG YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR
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YOU ARE OR WHERE YOUR HANDS
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BEEN.
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WHAT YOU, A "GYNERECOLOGIST"?
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OKAY, CAN WE ALL HAVE A SEAT?
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GOOD IDEA.
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PLEASE.
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THANK YOU.
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WELCOME TO OUR HOME.
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AND, SANDRA, JEFFREY, WE LOVE
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MIRANDA.
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DON'T WE, CURTIS?
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"LOVE" IS SUCH A STRONG WORD.
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KEEP THE "L," LOSE THE "OVE,"
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ADD AN "IKE."
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S CLEVER.
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YOU -- YOU THOUGHT OF THAT
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ALL BY YOURSELF, DID YOU?
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NO, HE WROTE IT FOR ME.
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I'M ON FIRE!
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I'M ON FIRE!
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I'M ON FIRE!
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I'M ON FIRE!
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STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
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STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
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EXCUSE ME, MY -- MY SON'S
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ON FIRE.
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C.J., HELP HIM!
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HE'S STOPPING, HE'S DROPPING,
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HE'S -- HE'S ROLLING.
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OH, HE'S ROLLING FAST, BABY.
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WATCH THAT CAR!
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[ HORN HONKING ]
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OH.
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OH.
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I'M SORRY, SANDRA.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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OUR OVEN IS JUST NOT WORKING.
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THAT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE, WHO
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WILL REMAIN NAMELESS --
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CURTIS -- DIDN'T FIX THE OVEN.
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THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE
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MY JEFFREY.
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IT'S BEEN A MONTH, AND HE STILL
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HASN'T FIXED OUR WATER HEATER.
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COLD SHOWERS ARE GOOD
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FOR YOU.
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YOU BETTER KEEP THAT IN MIND.
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SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, DO --
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DO YOU MIND IF WE GO OUT
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TO DINNER?
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OH, NO, DEAR, NOT AT ALL.
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MATTER OF FACT, WE'LL EVEN PAY.
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MNH-MNH.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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DADDY.
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LOOK, JUST BECAUSE THEIR
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STOVE IS BROKE DOESN'T MEAN
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THEY ARE.
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JEFFREY --
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SO, CALVIN --
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YES, SIR?
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MIRANDA TOLD US A LOT
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ABOUT YOU.
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DID SHE TELL YOU HE'S BEEN
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IN COLLEGE FOR SEVEN YEARS?
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POPS.
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IS THAT ALL?
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JEFFREY WAS IN COLLEGE
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FOR 20 YEARS.
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DAD.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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OH, THOSE WERE THE BEST DECADES
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OF MY LIFE.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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AND THEN AFTER IT WAS DONE, I
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OPENED MY OWN PRIVATE PRACTICE
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AND STARTED OUT WITH MORE THAN
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50 PATIENTS WITHIN ONE MONTH.
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THAT'S MY DADDY.
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SEE -- SEE, POPS?
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MAYBE I'LL BE A HUGE SUCCESS
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LIKE DR. LUCAS.
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YOU SHOULD -- YOU BEEN
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IN SCHOOL LONG ENOUGH.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,
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I SEE MYSELF 10 YEARS AGO.
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WHAT, YOU WAS 85 POUNDS,
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STILL LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS?
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CURTIS, CURTIS, CURTIS,
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CURTIS, CURTIS, CURTIS.
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BABY, YOU ASKED MY BABY TO MOVE
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BACK IN HERE AFTER COLLEGE.
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WELL, NOW I'M ASKING HIM
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TO GRADUATE.
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WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL
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FINISH...ONE DAY.
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I LIVED WITH MY PARENTS
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FOR 38 YEARS.
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I HAD A CHANCE TO SAVE MY MONEY,
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AND THEN I MOVED INTO
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A FIVE-BEDROOM HOUSE.
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PLEASE, IT WAS A DUPLEX.
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YOU CAN'T COUNT BOTH SIDES.
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DON'T BE PUTTING MY BUSINESS
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IN THE STREET, WOMAN.
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OKAY, I KNOW A VERY, VERY
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NICE RESTAURANT.
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CAN WE GO AND EAT?
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YES, THANK YOU, ELLA.
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STOP GRUMBLING, STOP
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GRUMBLING.
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Miranda, they're lovely.
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COME ON, BABY.
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BABY, I GOT HEARTBURN OR
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SOMETHING.
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MY CHEST IS BOTHERING ME.
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CURTIS, HE'S PAYING.
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YOU AIN'T GOT TO PAY FOR
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NOTHING.
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OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
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THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
403
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THE RESTAURANT WAS PERFECT.
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I MEAN, WE JUST LOVE CHINESE
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FOOD, DON'T WE, JEFFREY?
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OH, YES.
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OUR MARRIAGE IS LIKE CHINESE
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FOOD -- SOMETIMES SWEET,
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SOMETIMES SOUR.
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AND ON OUR WEDDING DAY, AN HOUR
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LATER, I WANTED TO MARRY HER
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ALL OVER AGAIN.
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OH, HOW SWEET.
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ISN'T THAT SWEET, BABY?
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IT'S A BUNCH OF BULL --
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CURTIS --
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BABY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, I'M FINE.
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OKAY.
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HMM -- I DON'T KNOW, POPS.
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WAS YOUR EGG FOO YUNG
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EGG FOO YUCK?
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THAT JOKE MADE ME WANT
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TO EGG FOO THROW UP.
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SO, CALVIN, MIRANDA SAYS YOU
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LIKE TO GO FISHING.
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OH, ACTUALLY, DADDY, WHAT I
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SAID IS THAT CALVIN LIKES FISH.
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UM, BUT, YOU KNOW, MY DAD
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REALLY LIKES THE OUTDOORS.
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OH, OKAY.
433
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I'M GOING HIKING NEXT WEEK
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WITH SOME FRIENDS.
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IF YOU ALL WANT TO COME ALONG --
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YOU LOST ME ON THE "HIKE"
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PART.
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I'LL PASS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, SO, CALVIN, I GUESS IT'S
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JUST GOING TO BE ME AND YOU --
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OUT THERE, ALL ALONE IN THE
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WOODS.
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NO ONE ELSE AROUND.
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DON'T FLINCH, DON'T FLINCH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, COME ON, NOW, COME ON.
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COME ON, YOU'LL BE LIKE THE SON
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I NEVER HAD.
450
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NOW, THAT'S FUNNY, JEFFREY.
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HE'S LIKE THE SON I NEVER HAD,
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TOO.
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NOW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT,
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POPS?
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IS -- IS IT BECAUSE I LET GO
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OF THAT FISH 10 YEARS AGO?
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WAIT -- COME TO THINK OF IT,
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THAT FISH WAS BIGGER THAN YOU.
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I SHOULD'VE USED YOU AS BAIT
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TO CATCH THE FISH.
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CURTIS, BABY, THAT'S --
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THAT'S NOT NICE.
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POPS, HOW YOU GOING TO TALK
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TO ME LIKE THIS IN FRONT
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OF COMPANY?
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NO, THAT'S COOL, MA, HE NEVER
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HAS ANYTHING NICE TO SAY TO ME.
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CALVIN --
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AND NOTHING I EVER DO IS GOOD
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ENOUGH FOR HIM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'LL BE HAPPY WHEN I FINALLY
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MOVE OUT OF HERE SO I WON'T HAVE
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TO DEAL WITH YOU.
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CALVIN --
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NO, DON'T TRY TO HUG ME NOW!
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CALVIN, WAIT A MINUTE --
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CURTIS!
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NO, LET HIM FALL.
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NO -- CURTIS -- HE'S --
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HE'S SERIOUS! DOC!
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BABY, HE'S SERIOUS!
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CALVIN, YOU DID NOT CAUSE
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YOUR FATHER'S HEART ATTACK.
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YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BLAMING
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YOURSELF.
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I CAN'T.
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HOW COULD I TALK TO MY FATHER
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LIKE THAT?
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IF -- IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT,
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I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.
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C.J., CAN YOU PLEASE TALK
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TO HIM AND TELL HIM IT'S NOT
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HIS FAULT?
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SHE'S RIGHT, CALVIN.
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I MEAN, HEART ATTACKS ARE CAUSED
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BY A LOT OF THINGS.
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UNCLE CURTIS HAS TO START EATING
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BETTER AND GETTING MORE
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EXERCISE.
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AND HE HAS A REALLY STRESSFUL
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JOB, AND YOU KNOW THAT
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CONTRIBUTES TO HEART ATTACKS.
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I'M THE BIGGEST FACTOR IN HIS
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STRESS.
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NO, NO, THAT'S JUST THE WAY
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UNCLE CURTIS IS.
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LISTEN, BABY, PEOPLE EXPRESS
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LOVE IN DIFFERENT WAYS, AND YOUR
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DAD JUST EXPRESSES IT BY NOT
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REALLY EXPRESSING IT.
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HE LOVES YOU, MAN.
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I KNOW, C.J., BUT I SHOULD'VE
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LISTENED TO HIM MORE.
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HE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME I MAKE
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HIM MAD, AND I NEVER LISTEN
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TO HIM.
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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.
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[ Imitates Curtis ] C.J., IF YOU
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DON'T GET THEM LITTLE CRUMB
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SNATCHERS OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU
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SQUATTER.
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OH, RIGHT!
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NOW, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR DAD IS
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WITH ME.
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[ Imitates Curtis ] MIRANDA, LET
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ME CHECK YOUR POCKETS BEFORE YOU
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LEAVE.
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YOU KNOW YOU GOT STICKY FINGERS.
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[ Normal voice ] AND WHAT
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00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:18,800
ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE SAYS
532
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,067
ABOUT JANINE?
533
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IF I HEAR ONE MORE CRACK JOKE,
534
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MAN, COME ON.
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[ Normal voice ] BABY,
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LISTEN, HE DOES NOT REALLY MEAN
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ALL THAT STUFF, OKAY?
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00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:31,067
I DON'T THINK.
539
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,700
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
540
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,733
THANKS, GUYS, I FEEL A LOT
541
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:34,600
BETTER.
542
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,900
GOOD.
543
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK DOWN TO
544
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,733
THE HOSPITAL AND TALK TO YOUR
545
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,733
DAD?
546
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:41,533
YEAH, ONE OF US SHOULD BE
547
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:42,633
THERE WHEN HE WAKES UP, AND I
548
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,200
GOT TO STAY WITH THE KIDS.
549
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,067
YEAH, THAT -- THAT'S A GOOD
550
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,600
IDEA.
551
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,467
YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME, BABY?
552
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:47,333
NO, BABY, I THINK YOU SHOULD
553
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,533
GO ALONE.
554
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:49,367
WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY, YOU NEED
555
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,233
TO SAY WITH JUST HIM.
556
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ALL RIGHT.
557
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,267
OKAY?
558
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,600
HEY, CAL?
559
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,267
IN CASE WE'RE WRONG, STAND WHERE
560
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,433
HE CAN'T REACH YOU.
561
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,833
[ DOOR OPENS ]
562
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,467
HEY, MA.
563
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,067
HEY.
564
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,533
HOW'S HE HOLDING UP?
565
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:18,067
HE'S STABLE.
566
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,467
HOW ARE YOU?
567
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,633
I'M ALL RIGHT.
568
00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:21,900
GOOD.
569
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,633
BUT YOU LOOK TIRED.
570
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:23,500
YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND GET SOME
571
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,767
REST.
572
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,167
NO, NO, NO.
573
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,067
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM HERE
574
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,367
ALONE.
575
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:34,833
I'LL STAY HERE WITH HIM.
576
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,967
OKAY.
577
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:37,967
I TELL YOU WHAT -- WHY DON'T I
578
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:39,667
JUST GO DOWN THE HALL AND GET
579
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:43,967
SOME COFFEE?
580
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,067
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
581
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:49,433
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MA.
582
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,500
I WAS TALKING TO YOUR FATHER,
583
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500
CALVIN, AND I LOVE YOU, TOO.
584
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,767
OH.
585
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:56,900
BE RIGHT BACK, BABY.
586
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,633
HEY, POP, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
587
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,167
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID ALL THAT
588
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:16,300
JUNK TO YOU BEFORE.
589
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,500
NO MATTER HOW -- HOW MUCH I
590
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,633
SCREWED UP, YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED
591
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,867
ME.
592
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,933
I'M SORRY FOR SAYING ALL THE
593
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:25,167
STUFF THAT I DID.
594
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,633
I HAD NO RIGHT TO CRITICIZE YOU.
595
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,433
CALVIN.
596
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,067
YEAH, POP?
597
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,067
COME HERE.
598
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,067
I'M RIGHT HERE.
599
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,567
WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP SO
600
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,400
I CAN SLEEP?
601
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,267
EVERYBODY TALKING.
602
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,733
WHY'S EVERYBODY TALKING?
603
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:51,900
LOOK, POPS, I'M SORRY
604
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:55,300
FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
605
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,133
CALVIN, STOP IT.
606
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,500
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
607
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,667
NO, I'M -- I'M GRATEFUL
608
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,167
FOR HAVING YOU AS A FATHER, AND
609
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,767
I'M PROUD TO BE YOUR SON.
610
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,500
I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.
611
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,567
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
612
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,367
SO STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP.
613
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:12,100
THANKS, 'CAUSE IT WAS
614
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,600
KILLING ME.
615
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,067
NEXT TIME, CUT YOUR WRISTS.
616
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:20,233
IT'LL BE QUICKER.
617
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,533
WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?
618
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:22,567
OH, SHE WENT DOWN THE HALL
619
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,333
TO GET SOME COFFEE.
620
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,533
GOOD.
621
00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:30,567
I LOVE YOUR MOTHER, I REALLY DO.
622
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,867
BUT ALL THAT PRAYING KEPT
623
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:36,200
KEEPING ME AWAKE.
624
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,233
DON'T THE BIBLE SAY "GO PRAY
625
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:40,433
IN THE CLOSET" OR SOMETHING?
626
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:44,867
DON'T PUSH, DON'T PUSH,
627
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:47,367
DON'T PUSH.
628
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:50,100
CURTIS, GO SIT DOWN.
629
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,533
AND RELAX, BABY, I WILL GET YOU
630
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,267
SOME WATER.
631
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,067
CAN YOU WRAP IT IN BACON,
632
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,200
BABY?
633
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,367
CURTIS, NO, I CANNOT.
634
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:00,300
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE
635
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,900
AROUND HERE, CURTIS.
636
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,533
WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT NUTRITIOUS
637
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:04,433
FOOD.
638
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,133
OH, LIKE WHAT?
639
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,367
LIKE MORE FRUITS AND
640
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,833
VEGETABLES.
641
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:10,733
AND NO MORE FRIED FOODS.
642
00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:11,700
NOW I KNOW I DIED.
643
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,933
I'M IN HELL.
644
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,467
OH, MR. PAYNE, WE'RE SO HAPPY
645
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,567
YOU'RE OKAY.
646
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,500
YEAH, WELCOME HOME, CURTIS.
647
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,667
GIVE ME A HUG.
648
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,633
JEFFREY, SIT DOWN.
649
00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:25,067
NOW IS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
650
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,233
POOR MAN'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.
651
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:27,733
YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
652
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:28,533
BUT, CURTIS, I KNEW YOU WERE
653
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:30,100
GOING TO PULL THROUGH.
654
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,733
I'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
655
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:32,667
YEAH.
656
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,467
TAKE MY ADVICE -- DE-STRESS, CUT
657
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,600
OUT THE GREASY FOOD, AND MOST
658
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,800
OF ALL, JUST RELAX AND ENJOY
659
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,633
YOUR LIFE.
660
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,467
THAT'S WHY I LIKE HIKING AND
661
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,400
FISHING AND NAPPING AND WHEN
662
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,300
YOU GET TO BE MY AGE, NAPPING
663
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,500
BECOMES A HOBBY.
664
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,267
WHY DO I TAKE YOU OUT
665
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,067
IN PUBLIC?
666
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,133
I DON'T KNOW.
667
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,067
HMM.
668
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:50,867
AND, UNCLE CURTIS, WHILE
669
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:51,733
YOU'RE RECUPERATING, I'LL COVER
670
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:52,933
FOR YOU AT THE FIREHOUSE.
671
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:53,800
THANK YOU, C.J.
672
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,633
OH, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BY
673
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,467
YOUR SIDE UNTIL YOU'RE FEELING
674
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,967
BETTER.
675
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,400
WAIT A MINUTE.
676
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,067
LOOK AT THAT -- I FEEL BETTER
677
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:02,700
ALREADY.
678
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,667
I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
679
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:09,767
EVERYBODY, GET OUT.
680
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:13,533
WOULD Y'ALL LEAVE?
681
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,667
ELLA!
682
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,833
WHAT?
683
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,900
WHAT?
684
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,500
WHAT IS IT?
685
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:22,633
THEY WON'T LEAVE.
686
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,067
I FEEL BETTER, I FEEL BETTER.
687
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:32,367
SO, THERE YOU ARE.
688
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:33,567
YOUR OVEN'S AS GOOD AS NEW.
689
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,300
ALL RIGHT.
690
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,067
SEE THAT, BABY?
691
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:36,833
I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T NEED
692
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,067
A REPAIRMAN -- GOT JEFFREY.
693
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,367
GIVE ME A HUG, JEFFREY.
694
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,067
OH, ALL RIGHT.
695
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:44,067
I WAS JUST KIDDING, JEFFREY.
696
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,367
THANK YOU, JEFFREY.
697
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:46,800
OH, LORD, DON'T THANK HIM
698
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,067
YET.
699
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,333
WHY YOU DOUBTING ME, WOMAN?
700
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,133
'CAUSE YOUR KITCHEN'S ON
701
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,967
FIRE.
702
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,067
OH!
703
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:54,833
AAH!
704
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:55,667
CURTIS, DON'T LOOK!
705
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,433
OKAY, DON'T COME IN HERE,
706
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,100
EITHER!
707
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,167
STAY RIGHT HERE.
708
00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,067
WHAT DID YOU DO?
709
00:18:59,067 --> 00:18:59,667
OH, MY GOD!
710
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,100
WHAT DID YOU DO?
711
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,600
STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
712
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,133
WHAT?
713
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,767
STOP, DROP THE OVEN,
714
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:07,867
AND ROLL IT!
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