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Curtis: HEY, BABY.
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Ella: HEY, BABY.
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Curtis: HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW
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HEAVY THESE BILLS ARE SINCE C.J.
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AND THE KIDS MOVED IN?
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Ella: CURTIS, DON'T START.
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Curtis: NO, I'M SERIOUS,
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ELLA.
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I'M TELLING YOU, THIS WATER BILL
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IS ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE SHOWERS
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HEAVIER THAN IT WAS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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FROM NOW ON, IT'S TWO TO A
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SHOWER.
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THAT'S WHAT WE GONNA DO.
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Ella: [ LAUGHS ]
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Curtis: AND, ACTUALLY, WE CAN
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START SAVING MONEY RIGHT NOW.
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Ella : BOY, GET SERIOUS.
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Curtis: [ CHUCKLES ]
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SEE? SEE?
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THEM SATURDAY-MORNING CARTOONS
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HAVE MADE MY ELECTRICITY BILL
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HEAVIER.
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I CAN FEEL IT, ELLA.
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Ella: HMM.
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I KNOW HOW WE CAN SAVE, BABY.
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I KNOW ONE THING WE CAN SAVE ON.
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THE HEATING BILL.
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BECAUSE OF ALL THAT HOT AIR
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THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
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Curtis: OH.
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Ella: WELL, THIS IS STRANGE
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RIGHT HERE, CURTIS.
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THIS SAYS THAT OUR TITHE AND
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OFFERING CHECK DID NOT CLEAR.
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Curtis: OH, THAT'S 'CAUSE I
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STOPPED PAYMENT ON IT.
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Ella: [ CHUCKLING ]
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YOU DID WHAT?
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Curtis: I STOPPED PAYMENT ON
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IT.
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SINCE C.J. AND THE KIDS ARE
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STAYING HERE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY
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TITHING.
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TECHNICALLY, THE CHURCH OWES ME
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MONEY.
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Ella: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR
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WHOLE MIND?
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Curtis: NO, BUT I HAVE LOST
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MY WHOLE SAVINGS AND PART OF MY
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RETIREMENT FUND.
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Ella: CURTIS, I DON'T CARE
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NOTHING ABOUT THAT.
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YOU WILL REWRITE THAT CHECK
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IMMEDIATELY.
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Curtis: I DON'T THINK SO.
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Ella: YOU BETTER THINK SO.
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Curtis: WHAT THE BIBLE SAY
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ABOUT THE STOREHOUSE, ELLA?
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HUH?
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BIBLE-ICIOUS, HUH?
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WHAT IT SAY?
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AIN'T YOU READ THAT SCRIPTURE
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WHERE IT SAY, "BRING THE
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TITHINGS AND OFFERINGS TO THE
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STOREHOUSE?"
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IS THIS NOT WHERE C.J. AND THE
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KIDS BEITH THOU STORETH?
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ELLA: YOU WILL REWRITE
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THAT CHECK IMMEDIATELY
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OR YOUR BEDROOM ACCOUNT
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WILL BE CLOSED
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INDEFINITELY.
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Curtis: OH, NO, YOU AIN'T.
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Ella: HUH?
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Curtis: NO, YOU AIN'T.
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Ella: STOPPING PAYMENT TO
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JESUS.
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AH!
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Curtis: HOW YOU GONNA JUST
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MAKE A DECISION LIKE --
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DID YOU PRAY ABOUT IT?
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YOU DIDN'T PRAY ABOUT THAT, DID
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YOU?
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YOU AIN'T NO CHRISTIAN.
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Calvin: HEY, POP.
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Curtis: HEY, CALVIN.
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OH, GOOD, GOOD.
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GOOD TO SEE YOU HELPING WITH THE
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FIREFIGHTERS' FOOD DRIVE.
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Calvin: YEP. THAT'S WHY I
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TOOK ALL THIS FOOD FROM THE
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FIREHOUSE.
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Curtis: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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TAKE THE FOOD BACK, AND PUT MY
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FOOD BACK.
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Jazmine: HI, COUSIN CALVIN.
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C.J.: UNCLE CURTIS, WE HOME.
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Curtis: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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LAST I CHECKED, THIS WAS STILL
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MY HOUSE.
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Jazmine: DADDY, COULD YOU GET
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ME A DOLLHOUSE LIKE TIFFANY'S?
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HERS WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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Malik: YEAH, AND, DAD, DID
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YOU SEE HER BROTHER'S NEW KICKS?
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MAN, YOU GOT TO GET ME THOSE.
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C.J.: WELL, YOU KEEP UP THE
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GOOD GRADES, AND WE'LL TALK,
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OKAY?
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Curtis: KEEP UP WHAT?
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YOU DON'T REWARD KIDS FOR DOING
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SOMETHING THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
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DO.
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GET GOOD
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GRADES.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KIDS.
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WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, IF YOU
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GOT A "B" OR ANYTHING LESS THAN
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A "B," YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN?
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THAT MEAN IT'S BEAT-DOWN TIME,
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BABY.
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YOU GOT BEAT DOWN, JACK.
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AND IF YOU GOT AN "F," FORGET
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ABOUT IT.
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C.J.: YOU GUYS WANT A SNACK?
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Jazmine: YES. HAM AND CHEESE
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ON WHEAT, HOLD THE MAYO, AND
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EXTRA PICKLES.
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Malik: YEAH, AND ON MINE, CUT
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THE CRUSTS, PLEASE.
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Curtis: THIS AIN'T NO DELI,
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OKAY? THIS IS NOT A DELI.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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C.J.: I'M MAKING SANDWICHES.
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Curtis: NO, YOU TAKING
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ORDERS.
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YOU TAKING ORDERS FROM KIDS?
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YOU BETTER SLAP SOME BOLOGNA ON
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THAT SANDWICH AND QUIT PLAYING!
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BETTER --
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WHERE YOU EVEN LEARN "CUT THE
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CRUSTS"?
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WHERE YOU GET THAT FROM?
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"HOLD THE MAYO."
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WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HOLDING
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ANYTHING?
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Y'ALL LOST YOUR MINDS AROUND
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HERE.
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I'M SICK OF IT.
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Malik: WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH
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THE SANDWICHES, JUST CALL ME.
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Jazmine: YEAH.
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Curtis: UNH-UNH, PUT THE
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VIDEO GAME DOWN.
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AND PUT THE REMOTE DOWN.
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YOU KIDS DON'T SEE ME SITTING
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HERE?
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Jazmine: DUH. WE'RE NOT
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BLIND.
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Malik: YEAH, YOU'RE ALWAYS
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SITTING THERE.
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Jazmine: YEAH.
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Curtis: LET ME TELL YOU
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SOMETHING, SMARTY-PANTS -- BOTH
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OF YOU.
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YOU, YOUR BROTHER -- Y'ALL
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COSTING ME MONEY -- EVERY TIME
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YOU DRINK, EAT, TAKE A SHOWER,
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AND PLAY THAT VIDEO GAME.
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Jazmine: HOW?
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WATER COMES FROM THE SHOWERHEAD,
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AND ELECTRICITY COMES FROM THE
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WALL.
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Curtis: AND THESE BILLS COME
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FROM THE MAILMAN, SAYING, "PAY
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ME.
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PAY ME NOW."
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C.J.: HERE ARE YOUR SNACKS,
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GUYS.
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WE WERE OUT OF BREAD.
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Malik: CHEESE AND CRACKERS?
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Jazmine: YEAH, I DON'T WANT
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NO STINKY CRACKERS AND CHEESE.
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Curtis: THAT'S IT!
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THAT'S IT.
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I AM TIRED OF YOU TWO
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UNAPPRECIATIVE, MINI MOOCHERS.
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NOW, LOOK, YOU AIN'T EATING NO
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CHEESE AND CRACKERS, THEN YOU
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DON'T EAT NOTHING.
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YOU STARVE.
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THAT'S IT.
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MATTER OF FACT, YOU TWO ARE
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UNGRATEFUL, AND I'M TAKING YOU
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WITH ME TOMORROW TO THE
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FIREHOUSE, 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT.
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YOUR KIDS GONNA HELP ME WITH THE
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FOOD DRIVE.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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YOU GOING WITH ME.
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YOU GONNA REALIZE HOW GOOD YOU
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HAVE IT.
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Calvin: WAIT A MINUTE, I
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THOUGHT YOU GUYS AGREED TO HELP
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WITH THE FOOD DRIVE.
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WHAT'S UP WITH THIS ONE CAN OF
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[BLOWS] DUSTY PEAS?
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AND IT EXPIRED IN 1974.
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I CAN'T USE THIS.
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IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU
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WOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT.
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Calvin: WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.
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THIS IS ALL YOU GUYS COLLECTED?
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YEAH. HOW MANY CANS DID YOU
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COLLECT?
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Calvin: FIVE.
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FROM MY PARENTS' HOUSE.
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LOOK, ALL MY CANNED GOODS GO
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TO GOOD USE -- ME.
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AND IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM DUSTY
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CAN OF PEAS, I'LL TAKE THEM,
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'CAUSE 1974 WAS A GOOD YEAR.
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BOY, THESE THINGS PROBABLY
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FERMENTED, TOO.
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WELL, I'M SORRY, CALVIN.
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I WOULD HELP YOU. I DON'T EVEN
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HAVE ANY CANNED GOODS IN MY
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HOUSE.
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YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE ALL MY MEN BE
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WINING AND DINING ME EVERY NIGHT
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OF THE WEEK.
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STOP BRAGGING.
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STOP HATIN'.
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I'M NOT HATIN'.
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YOU TALKING TO A PLAYA WHO ONCE
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DATED SEVEN DIFFERENT WOMEN IN
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THE SAME WEEK.
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HOOKERS DON'T COUNT.
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OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, GIRL.
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Calvin: COME ON, GUYS.
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MY POPS IS GONNA TRIP WHEN I
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COME BACK WITH NOTHING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA HOOK YOU UP, CALVIN.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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Calvin: OH, YOU GONNA GO TO
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THE STORE AND BUY SOMETHING?
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THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
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NO. I'M GOING TO MY CAR AND
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LOOK IN THE TRUNK AND UP UNDER
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THE SEATS AND FIND YOU SOME
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FOOD.
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"D," I'M OUT OF OIL FOR THE
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CLIPPERS.
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CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOURS?
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YEAH. GO AHEAD.
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IT'S IN THE DRAWER.
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THANKS.
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OOH! WAIT, NO! WAIT!
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EW! WHAT YOUR DRAWERS DOING
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IN THE DRAWER?
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I KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR THERE
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JUST IN CASE I GO OUT AFTER
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WORK.
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UNH-UNH. IT LOOKS LIKE
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THERE'S THREE EXTRA PAIRS OF
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UNDERWEAR IN HERE.
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I MEAN, I-I-I GO OUT A LOT.
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OKAY, WHY ARE THERE SOCKS,
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PAJAMAS...
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AND A LOAF OF BREAD?
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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I'VE BEEN STAYING HERE.
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All: WHAT?
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YEAH, MAN. I WAS PAYING MY
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HALF OF THE RENT TO MY ROOMMATE,
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AND I THOUGHT HE WAS PAYING
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RENT.
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BUT INSTEAD, HE WAS PAYING
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ROVER.
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WHO IS ROVER?
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RANGE ROVER, MAN.
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BOUGHT ONE LAST WEEK.
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Calvin: HOLD ON.
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DELANTE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
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STAYING HERE?
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JUST A FEW DAYS.
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BUT TODAY COULD BE MY LAST DAY
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IF ONE OF Y'ALL LET ME CRASH
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AT YOUR PLACE.
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Calvin: [ CHUCKLES ]
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UNH-UNH.
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WAIT. COME ON, PEOPLE.
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"D," YOU KNOW MY BROTHERS
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AIN'T GOING FOR THAT.
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Calvin: AND YOU KNOW I LIVE
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AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS. SORRY.
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MM.
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[ SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST LET ME
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STAY HERE A FEW MORE DAYS.
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ALL RIGHT?
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I PROMISE I'LL FIND A PLACE BY
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THE END OF THE WEEK.
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BUT I'D APPRECIATE IT IF Y'ALL
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DON'T TELL MR. FLOYD ABOUT IT.
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Calvin: WELL...SINCE I AM
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PART-OWNER OF THE SHOP, I GUESS
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I COULD GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO
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STAY.
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JUST DON'T TELL HIS PART.
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CALVIN, YOU IN LUCK, MAN.
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HAD TO DIG DEEP FOR THIS.
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I GOT ME SOME PICKLES..
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BEEF JERKY TIME.
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AND A CHICKEN FINGER.
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ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK
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I'M GONNA KEEP THIS RIGHT HERE.
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Malik: WOW.
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THEY SEEM REALLY HAPPY TO GET
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THIS STUFF.
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Jazmine: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
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WHY.
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IT'S NOT EVEN NAME BRAND.
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THE BREAD JUST SAYS "BREAD."
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Curtis: WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK?
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Malik: I THINK I'D RATHER BE
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AT HOME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
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Curtis: NO, YOU STAYING RIGHT
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HERE.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE DEPENDING ON
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YOU.
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Jazmine: WHY?
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CAN'T THEY JUST GO TO THE STORE
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AND GET FOOD LIKE EVERYBODY
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ELSE?
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Curtis: NO, THEY CAN'T.
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'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY
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MONEY.
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AND QUIET AS IT'S KEPT, NEITHER
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DO YOU.
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Malik: THEY'RE HOMELESS?
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Curtis: YEAH.
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AND QUIET AS IT'S KEPT, SO ARE
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YOU.
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Jazmine: BUT WHY ARE THEY
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HOMELESS?
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Curtis: WELL, BABY, THINGS
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HAPPEN.
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PEOPLE LOSE JOBS, THEY GET SICK,
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HOUSES BURN DOWN.
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MAMA'S ON CRACK.
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EVERYBODY'S NOT FORTUNATE ENOUGH
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TO HAVE AN UNCLE CURTIS.
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Malik: I GUESS WE ARE PRETTY
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FORTUNATE.
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Jazmine: YEAH.
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I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
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Malik: OH, SNAP! IT'S 8:00.
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"AFRICAN IDOL'S" ON!
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Jazmine: OH, YEAH, LET'S GO!
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Curtis: Y'ALL STAY HERE.
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YOU STAYIN' RIGHT HERE.
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CALVIN!
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Calvin: HEY, POPS.
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Curtis: WE GIVING TO THE
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NEEDY, NOT THE GREEDY.
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PUT THAT BOX DOWN!
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I'M SICK OF YOU.
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[ CLATTERING ]
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THAT WAS A STRIKE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SORRY, LADY!
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GO OUT AND HELP THE LADY.
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Bart: I'LL GET IT.
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Curtis: AND LEAVE HIM DOWN
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THERE.
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HE'LL GET UP WHEN HE WAKE UP.
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ELLA, I'M TELLING YOU, THEM KIDS
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JUST DON'T GET IT!
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THEY DON'T GET IT!
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I HAD THEM!
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I HAD THEM RIGHT THERE!
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AND SOON AS 8:00 HIT, OH, THEY
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JUST HAD TO GET BACK TO THE
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HOUSE AND WATCH THAT
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"AFRICAN IDOL."
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Ella: OOH, OOH, OOH!
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Curtis: DID YOU TAPE IT FOR
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ME?
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Ella: YES, I DID.
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Curtis: THE KID FROM KENYA
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WIN?
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Ella: NO, JOANNA FROM
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JOHANNESBURG.
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Curtis: CHEATED.
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THAT THING IS RIGGED.
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HOO, KIDS ARE SPOILED ROTTEN.
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Ella: HEY.
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Curtis: AND IT'S ALL YOUR
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FAULT!
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C.J.: WHAT?
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Curtis: THEM KIDS -- SPOILED
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ROTTEN.
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YOU GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY
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WANT, WHENEVER THEY WANT IT.
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C.J.: THEY BEEN THROUGH A
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LOT.
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
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Curtis: C.J., JUST 'CAUSE
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THEY HUNGRY DON'T MEAN YOU GOT
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TO GIVE THEM FOOD.
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I DIDN'T EAT TILL I WAS 15 YEARS
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OLD.
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Ella: [ LAUGHS ]
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STOP LYING, CURTIS.
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Curtis: I'M NOT LYING.
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IT'S THE TRUTH.
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I DIDN'T HAVE DESSERT TILL I
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MARRIED YOU.
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Ella: THAT'S SWEET, BABY.
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Curtis: NO, I'M NOT TALKING
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ABOUT YOU.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR PECAN
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PIE.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, C.J.
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I'M GONNA GET THEM KIDS, YOU
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HEAR ME?
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I'M GONNA GET THEM.
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THEY MINE!
433
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THEY GONNA KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
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TO NOT HAVE NOTHING.
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Malik: DAD! UNCLE CURTIS!
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AUNTIE ELLA!
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Both: WE BEEN ROBBED!
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Ella: CURTIS!
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OH, GOD, CURTIS!
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CURTIS, CALL THE POLICE!
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OH, LORD!
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Curtis: WHAT'S WRONG?
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OH, MY GOODNESS!
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JANINE TOOK ALL OUR STUFF!
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Ella: SHE TOOK ALL OUR STUFF!
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Curtis: ALL OUR STUFF!
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Ella: WAIT A MINUTE!
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Curtis: CALM DOWN, BABY.
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CALM DOWN.
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I'M JUST PLAYING, BABY.
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I HAD THE STUFF PICKED UP.
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Ella: WHY?!
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Curtis: YOU'D BE SURPRISED
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WHAT A FEW FIREFIGHTERS WILL DO
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FOR A LITTLE TIME OFF.
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AND SOME LEFTOVER MEAT LOAF.
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Ella: CURTIS, YOU -- UGH!
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YOU GAVE AWAY MY MEAT LOAF!
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CURTIS, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.
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Curtis: BABY, IT'S JUST
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MEAT LOAF.
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Ella: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
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NO MEAT LOAF.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT MY FURNITURE.
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Malik: PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS
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SOME KIND OF NEW REALITY SHOW.
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Jazmine: YEAH, AND IF IT IS,
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VOTE ME OFF THE ISLAND FIRST.
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Curtis: NO.
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'CAUSE I WANT Y'ALL TO
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UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE
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WITHOUT.
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Jazmine: OKAY. WE GET IT.
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NOW GIVE EVERYTHING BACK.
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Curtis: NO.
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG...
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I HAD TO EARN...
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EVERYTHING THAT I GOT.
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IF I WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE...
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I HAD TO WALK.
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IF I WANTED SHELTER, I HAD TO
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BUILD IT WITH THESE HANDS...
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FROM THE GROUND UP!
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IF I WAS HUNGRY, I HAD TO GO
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OUTSIDE AND -- AND -- AND CHASE
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IT, TAKE ITS NECK, AND PLUCK THE
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FEATHERS!
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DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-GUH!
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I HAD A DREAM THAT ONE DAY DARK
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MEAT AND WHITE MEAT WOULD ALL BE
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SERVED ON THE SAME PLATE.
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OKRA-FRIED --
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Ella: CUT OUT ALL THIS
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NONSENSE!
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C.J.: UNC, THIS IS CRAZY.
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Curtis: NO, WHAT'S CRAZY IS
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WHEN YOUR KIDS GROW UP AND START
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CUSSING YOU OUT.
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C.J.: I SAID THIS IS CRAZY.
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THEY AIN'T CRAZY.
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Ella: MAYBE --
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MAYBE YOU ARE HUNGRY, HMM?
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AND MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO
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OUTSIDE AND, UH...
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CHASE THAT CHICKEN AND PLUCK HIS
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LITTLE FEATHERS OUT, AND --
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HELP ME, MALIK.
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Malik: AND GET SOME EGGS!
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Ella: GOOD!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Curtis: [ MOCK LAUGHS ]
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WHATEVER.
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I WANT TO HEAR Y'ALL LAUGH LIKE
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THAT WHEN YOU EATING YOUR
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BREAKFAST OFF THIS RUG.
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C.J.: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, UNC.
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YOU PROVED YOUR POINT.
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Curtis: NO, I HAVE NOT PROVED
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MY POINT YET.
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C.J., YOUR KIDS ARE SPOILED, IN
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EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD, AND SO
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ARE YOU.
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AND YOU ARE GONNA KNOW WHAT IT
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IS LIKE TO BE WITHOUT.
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Jazmine: UH, WELL...
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WHAT ABOUT THE TV?
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Curtis: IT'S GONE.
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C.J.: AND THE STEREO?
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00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,433
Curtis: * GONE *
530
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:18,700
Malik: AND MY VIDEO GAMES?
531
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,500
Curtis: [ High-pitched ]
532
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,367
* GONE *
533
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:23,767
[ Normal voice ] OH, NO,
534
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:24,600
ACTUALLY, YOUR VIDEO GAME'S IN
535
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,300
MY ROOM.
536
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,767
YOU KNOW I'M ON LEVEL THREE NOW?
537
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:27,800
Malik: REALLY?
538
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,667
I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO LEVEL
539
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,500
THREE YET.
540
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Curtis: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
541
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,167
AIN'T AS SMART AS I AM.
542
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,233
I KNEW IT.
543
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,800
I KNEW IT.
544
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Ella: CURTIS, GET MY
545
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,767
FURNITURE BACK IN HERE.
546
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Curtis: I WANT TO SEE --
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HEY, I WANT TO SEE YOU CHASE
548
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,433
THAT CHICKEN!
549
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:45,900
ELLA!
550
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GO GET MY FUR-- GO CHASE
551
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,833
THAT CHICKEN!
552
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,733
GO CHASE THAT CHICKEN!
553
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:53,733
GO CHASE THAT CHICKEN -- HA!
554
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:00,933
YOU LOOK GOOD.
555
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:02,333
OH, YOU LOOK REAL GOOD.
556
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MM-HMM. MM.
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DELANTE.
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HEY, MR. FLOYD.
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W-W-WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
560
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
561
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,100
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
562
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,800
OH, I GOT A COUPLE OF
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00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,733
EARLY-BIRD CUSTOMERS.
564
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,533
YEAH, THEY'RE WORKING THE
565
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:25,600
GRAVEYARD SHIFT, AND I TOLD THEM
566
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,433
I'D HOOK THEM UP.
567
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,733
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
568
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,667
IN YOUR PAJAMAS?
569
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:30,700
YEAH. YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO
570
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,300
KEEP IT CASUAL.
571
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,133
BROTHER, ARE YOU STAYING UP
572
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,433
IN MY SHOP?
573
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:35,700
YEAH. YOU STANDING IN MY
574
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,167
LIVING ROOM.
575
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,333
NO. YOU'RE STANDING IN MY
576
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,133
BARBER SHOP.
577
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,300
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EVEN STAY
578
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,200
UP IN HERE?
579
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,100
CALVIN.
580
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,333
CALVIN? CALVIN AIN'T GOT NO
581
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,433
JUICE TO BE TELLING YOU HOW --
582
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:46,733
Calvin: GOOD MORNING, GOOD
583
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:47,867
MORNING, GOOD MORNING.
584
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,167
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO.
585
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,067
UH, WHO TOLD DELANTE THAT HE
586
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,600
COULD STAY IN HERE?
587
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,300
Calvin: WHAT?
588
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,300
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
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00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,133
DELANTE.
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00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:56,833
Calvin: [ CHUCKLES
591
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:57,733
NERVOUSLY ]
592
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:58,500
DELANTE, WHY WOULD YOU SAY
593
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,767
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
594
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,267
NO, BECAUSE YESTERDAY YOU HAD
595
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,667
SAID YOU WAS PART OWNER OF THIS
596
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:03,967
SHOP AND THIS WAS A PART-OWNER
597
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,300
DECISION THAT AIN'T HAD NOTHING
598
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,233
TO DO WITH HIS PART OWNER.
599
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,067
YOU SAID THAT.
600
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,067
Calvin: DELANTE, DELANTE, I-I
601
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:10,933
JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
602
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:11,767
ABOUT THAT.
603
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:12,567
WELL, I KNOW WHAT TO SAY
604
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:13,300
ABOUT THAT.
605
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,267
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR STUFF
606
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:17,067
TOGETHER AND GET UP OUT OF HERE.
607
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,067
ALL RIGHT, MAN, I'LL PACK MY
608
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,133
STUFF AND FIND ANOTHER PLACE.
609
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:21,967
AND WHILE YOU FIND ANOTHER
610
00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:23,600
PLACE, YOU NEED TO FIND
611
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,633
ANOTHER JOB.
612
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,133
YOU'RE FIRED.
613
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,100
CALVIN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY
614
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,767
SOMETHING?
615
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:29,433
Calvin: UH, GOOD LUCK.
616
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,633
CALVIN.
617
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:32,700
Calvin: OKAY. OKAY, LOOK
618
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,233
FLOYD, I TOLD HIM HE COULD STAY
619
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,900
HERE.
620
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,900
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,
621
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,067
CALVIN.
622
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,067
NOT ONLY AM I DISAPPOINTED IN
623
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,433
YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CONSULT
624
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,133
ME ABOUT HIM STAYING IN HERE,
625
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,067
BUT YOU LIED TO ME.
626
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:44,867
Calvin: LOOK, FLOYD, I'M
627
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:45,500
SORRY.
628
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,500
SOR--?
629
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,333
SON, LOOK, I DID NOT MAKE YOU A
630
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,933
PARTNER JUST FOR THE MONEY.
631
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,733
ALTHOUGH, THAT'S THE REASON
632
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,133
I REALLY DID IT.
633
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:53,967
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
634
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:54,767
I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO
635
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:55,467
MAKE YOU A RESPONSIBLE
636
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,067
BUSINESSMAN.
637
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:59,500
BOY, BACK IN 1974, THE ECONOMY
638
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,933
WAS JUST TERRIBLE.
639
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:01,833
I WENT DOWN TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT
640
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,267
OFFICE AND RIGHT NEXT DOOR WAS
641
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,067
THE HUD OFFICE WAY DOWN IN
642
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,167
CAMDEN, ALABAMA.
643
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,167
I'D JUST FINISHED PICKING SOME
644
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,400
COTTON, SO I HAD TO USE THAT
645
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,200
ON MY SHOES TO PAD MY FEET
646
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,100
'CAUSE I WAS WALKING TO TOWN
647
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,067
BAREFOOT.
648
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:12,900
Calvin: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
649
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,367
FLOYD, FLOYD, FLOYD, WHAT DOES
650
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,167
THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
651
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:17,933
I WAS TRYING TO HELP OUT A
652
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:18,967
FRIEND.
653
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,067
YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN THE
654
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:22,733
FRIENDSHIP ENDS AND THE BUSINESS
655
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,100
BEGINS.
656
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,067
Calvin: FLOYD, I PROMISE YOU.
657
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,400
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
658
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,767
IT BETTER NOT.
659
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,600
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
660
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,867
THIS WHOLE AFTER-SCHOOL-SPECIAL
661
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:30,933
MOMENT IS ALL COOL AND
662
00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,567
EVERYTHING, BUT, UH, I'M STILL
663
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,800
HOMELESS.
664
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,867
WELL, LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU
665
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:35,700
WHAT.
666
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,100
YOU GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.
667
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,967
AT THE END OF THE DAY WHEN WE
668
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:39,967
WRAP UP, YOU CAN COME AND STAY
669
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,133
AT MY HOUSE FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
670
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:41,833
OH, MAN. THANK YOU.
671
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,233
BUT, HEY, HEY, LOOK.
672
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,067
YOU CANNOT TELL ANYBODY WHAT
673
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,200
GOES ON IN MY HOUSE.
674
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,233
WHAT GOES ON AT YOUR HOUSE?
675
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:52,333
UH, YOU ALLERGIC TO GOATS?
676
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,300
NO.
677
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,367
ALBINO FERRETS?
678
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:58,100
NO.
679
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,400
3-LEGGED LLAMAS?
680
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,367
WHAT?
681
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,667
CALVIN, LET ME STAY AT YOUR
682
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,300
HOUSE, MAN.
683
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,900
Calvin: YOU SNITCHED.
684
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,067
C.J.: WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?
685
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,233
Malik: IN OUR ROOMS, SITTING
686
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,300
ON THE FLOOR, LOOKING AT THE
687
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,900
WALLS.
688
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,900
Jazmine: YEAH.
689
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,267
AND WE'VE BEEN THINKING.
690
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,900
HAVING NOTHING STINKS.
691
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,767
Malik: UNCLE CURTIS, I THINK
692
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,067
WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.
693
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:20,867
Curtis: OH, MY GOODNESS.
694
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,600
WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO THAT
695
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,267
CONCLUSION?
696
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,100
Malik: WELL, WHEN YOU HAVE
697
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:23,933
NOTHING TO DO BUT SIT IN YOUR
698
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,600
ROOM AND MAKE LITTLE SHADOW
699
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,467
PUPPETS, IT KIND OF PUTS THINGS
700
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,067
INTO PERSPECTIVE.
701
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:29,833
Jazmine: YEAH, SO WE'VE
702
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,233
DECIDED TO GIVE SOME OF OUR TOYS
703
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,400
TO THE FAMILIES WHO REALLY NEED
704
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,400
THEM.
705
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,967
Curtis: OH, NOW, SEE, THAT'S
706
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,967
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, JAZI.
707
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,500
C.J.: EVEN YOUR VIDEO GAMES?
708
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,467
Malik: I'M BEING GENEROUS,
709
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,167
DAD, NOT CRAZY.
710
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,067
Curtis: GOOD.
711
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,367
I FINALLY GOT MY POINT ACROSS.
712
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,333
Jazmine: YEAH, WELL, I HAVE
713
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,433
AN IDEA.
714
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:46,633
IF PEOPLE ARE HOMELESS, WHY
715
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,400
CAN'T THEY JUST GO TO THE
716
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,267
WHITE HOUSE?
717
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,633
THEY HAVE LOTS OF ROOMS.
718
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:50,433
Curtis: DON'T BE FOOLED,
719
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:51,167
BABY.
720
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,733
THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY'S
721
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:53,800
HOME.
722
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,567
Calvin: HA!
723
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,800
HERE YOU GO, POPS.
724
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,667
Curtis: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M
725
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:58,600
TALKING ABOUT.
726
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,700
THIS IS A MAN KNOWS THE VALUE OF
727
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,500
A BUCK.
728
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,733
STARTING TO GIVE BACK FOR ALL
729
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,600
THE THINGS I HAVE GIVEN HIM.
730
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,533
Calvin: I'M NOT GIVING BACK.
731
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:06,400
THAT'S THE MONEY I MADE OFF THE
732
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,167
YARD SALE.
733
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,467
Curtis: OFF WHAT YARD SALE?
734
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,367
Calvin: HELLO.
735
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,200
ISN'T THAT WHY YOU BROUGHT THE
736
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,467
FURNITURE OVER TO THE FIREHOUSE?
737
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,267
Curtis: DON'T TELL ME YOU
738
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,467
SOLD MY FURNITURE.
739
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,300
Calvin: YEP. AND I MADE OUT
740
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,067
GOOD, TOO.
741
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,467
I GOT $20 FOR THE TV. HA HA!
742
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,500
Curtis: $20 FOR THE TV.
743
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,433
GOT $20 FOR MY TV.
744
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,067
DID YOU SELL MY BAT?
745
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,367
Calvin: NO. WHY?
746
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,967
Curtis: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
747
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:30,800
I WANT YOU TO HOLD IT RIGHT
748
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,900
THERE.
749
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,567
Calvin: WHAT Y'ALL UP TO?
750
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,900
Jazmine: [ LAUGHING ]
751
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:45,833
Jazmine: GREAT!
752
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,767
THE TV's BACK!
753
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,167
LET'S WATCH CARTOONS!
754
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,367
Malik: NO, LET'S PLAY MY
755
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,867
VIDEO GAMES.
756
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:51,700
Curtis: BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY
757
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:52,567
THE VIDEO GAMES 'CAUSE THE GAME
758
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,567
IS STILL IN MY ROOM.
759
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,067
YOU KNOW I'M ON LEVEL FIVE NOW?
760
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,067
Malik: REALLY?
761
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,233
YOU'RE ON LEVEL FIVE?
762
00:18:58,233 --> 00:18:59,133
Curtis: NO. ACTUALLY, I'M ON
763
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,433
LEVEL SEVEN.
764
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,633
I DIDN'T WANT TO BRAG.
765
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,067
Malik: YOU KNOW, I-I-I REALLY
766
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,833
NEVER LIKED YOU.
767
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:06,967
Curtis: THAT'S MY BOY.
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