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DID MY MAGAZINE COME? 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,567 OOH, THIS IS GREAT, JUST $80. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,967 CURTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 11 00:00:35,967 --> 00:00:40,567 BABE! 12 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:43,700 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WATER? 13 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:44,567 DIDN'T YOU TAKE A SHOWER 14 00:00:44,567 --> 00:00:45,200 YESTERDAY? 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,500 YEAH. 16 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,800 AND YOU TAKING ANOTHER ONE 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,267 TODAY? 18 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,600 THE BIBLE SAYS CLEANLINESS 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,100 IS NEXT TO GODLINESS. 20 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,400 BABY, THE BIBLE DOES NOT 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,700 SAY THAT. 22 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,533 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT 23 00:00:58,533 --> 00:00:59,867 CURTIS SAY. 24 00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:02,067 I SAY, YOU GONNA BE NEXT TO 25 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,400 HOMELESSNESS YOU KEEP RUNNING 26 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,667 MY WATER BILL UP. 27 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,967 NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT ONE? 28 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,100 OH, THIS CAME FOR YOU. 29 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,167 NOW, LET ME LOOK AND SEE HOW 30 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:11,067 MUCH YOU DONE RAN THE 31 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:13,900 ELECTRICITY BILL UP. 32 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:18,767 AAH! 33 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:22,533 $117! 34 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:25,167 CURTIS! 35 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,533 [ TALKS INDISTINCTLY ] 36 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:31,067 CURTIS. 37 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:34,200 LET THERE BE DARK! 38 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,567 HEY, ANIMAL IS COMING HOME 39 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:36,433 THIS WEEKEND. 40 00:01:36,433 --> 00:01:37,267 LOOK! 41 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:38,533 HOW CAN YOU READ THAT 42 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,733 IN THE DARK? 43 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:42,533 20/20. 44 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:43,967 LOOK. 45 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:46,067 OOH, THIS IS GOOD! 46 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:47,300 NOW HOLD ON, HOLD ON, ELLA. 47 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,500 ELLA, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 48 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,133 CURTIS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 49 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:55,733 ANIMAL IS COMING HOME FROM IRAQ. 50 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:56,433 OH, MAN. 51 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:57,500 HEY, Y'ALL, REMEMBER WHAT ANIMAL 52 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,567 DID TO THE STATUE IN FRONT 53 00:01:58,567 --> 00:01:59,900 OF MY HIGH SCHOOL? 54 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,300 WHAT STATUE? 55 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,700 EXACTLY. 56 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,833 LOOK, MA. 57 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,933 CAN I HAVE A WELCOME-HOME PARTY 58 00:02:05,933 --> 00:02:07,133 FOR ANIMAL HERE? 59 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:07,833 WAIT A MINUTE. 60 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:09,200 YOU BRINGING MORE PEOPLE IN 61 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,133 TO RUN MY BILLS UP HIGHER? 62 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:12,067 NO! 63 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:15,633 MM, MM, MM, MM. YES. 64 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:16,500 THANK YOU. 65 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,567 POPS, JUST A FEW PEOPLE. 66 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,133 ANIMAL, POOKIE, PEANUT. 67 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:20,333 POOKIE AND PEANUT? 68 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,867 HELL, NO! 69 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:23,867 WHY DO ALL YOUR FRIENDS GOT 70 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,300 COMIC-BOOK-CHARACTER NAMES 71 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,533 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 72 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,467 CALVIN, OF COURSE, YOU CAN 73 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:29,700 HAVE YOUR PARTY. 74 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:30,400 GREAT. 75 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,633 I'LL MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS. 76 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:32,700 NOT ON THIS PHONE. 77 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,433 I CUT IT OFF. 78 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,133 FINE. 79 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:37,767 I'LL JUST USE MY CELLPHONE. 80 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:38,867 YOU AIN'T PAID IT. 81 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:39,900 IT AIN'T -- THAT AIN'T ON 82 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,167 EITHER. 83 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:41,867 [ CHUCKLES ] 84 00:02:41,867 --> 00:02:42,867 CALM DOWN, BABY. 85 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:44,067 CALM DOWN. 86 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:45,500 ELLA, BABY, BABY, WHY YOU 87 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,233 DON'T LISTEN TO ME? 88 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,267 YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME, ELLA. 89 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:49,233 LISTEN TO ME. 90 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,067 IF YOU DON'T TURN THIS WATER ON, 91 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,200 YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY DINNER 92 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,800 TONIGHT. 93 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,633 THAT IS SO CRUEL. 94 00:03:03,067 --> 00:03:03,833 I'M GONNA CUT IT ON JUST 95 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,100 FOR A MINUTE. 96 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:16,833 SO, WHO ARE YOU GONNA PICK? 97 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:18,700 I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 98 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,100 PICK WHO FOR WHAT? 99 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,500 I HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER ON A 100 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,567 ROLE MODEL, AND WHOEVER HAS THE 101 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:24,633 BEST PAPER GETS TO BE 102 00:03:24,633 --> 00:03:26,067 INTERVIEWED ON THE LOCAL NEWS, 103 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,967 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PICK. 104 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:29,600 MALIK, PICK, UM, 105 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,833 BARACK OBAMA. 106 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:31,767 I HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE 107 00:03:31,767 --> 00:03:33,200 I KNOW. 108 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,667 PICK WHO FOR WHAT? 109 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:36,900 I'M WRITING -- I'M JUST TIRED 110 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,300 OF Y'ALL ASKING ME THE SAME 111 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:38,967 QUESTION. 112 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:39,700 NOW, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, 113 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,300 PARTNER. 114 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:40,967 HOLD ON. 115 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:44,467 WHAT -- WHO YOU TALKING TO? 116 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:45,600 OKAY, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE 117 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,400 TONE IN YOUR VOICE, THEN. 118 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,133 YOU GETTING TALLER. 119 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,400 THAT DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 120 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,933 OKAY. 121 00:03:50,933 --> 00:03:53,533 UH, DAD, ARE YOU HERE? 122 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,300 YEAH. 123 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,667 WHAT'S GOING ON? 124 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:56,633 I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE 125 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:58,367 A PAPER ABOUT MY FAVORITE 126 00:03:58,367 --> 00:03:59,367 ROLE MODEL. 127 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:01,267 WOW! 128 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:02,367 HEH. 129 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,067 I AM TOUCHED. 130 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:05,233 I'M TOUCHED. 131 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:06,567 I'M SPEECHLESS. 132 00:04:06,567 --> 00:04:07,833 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 133 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:10,700 WAIT A MINUTE, MALIK. 134 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,933 MALIK, YOU CHOSE UNCLE CURTIS 135 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:12,800 TO BE YOUR ROLE MODEL? 136 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,767 NO, I HAVEN'T PICKED 137 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:14,567 ANYONE YET. 138 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:15,800 [ CHUCKLES ] 139 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,067 YEAH, AND IF HE DOES THE 140 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,067 BEST, THEN THEY GET BE 141 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:18,700 ON THE NEWS. 142 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,067 I GET TO BE ON THE NEWS? 143 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,267 I GET -- LITTLE OLD ME? 144 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:22,100 I'M GONNA BE ON THE NEWS, 145 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,900 ON THE NEWS, ON THE NEWS? 146 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,267 UNCLE CURTIS, I HAVEN'T 147 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:26,167 DECIDED WHO I'M GOING 148 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,167 TO PICK YET. 149 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,100 WELL, WHAT YOU WAITING ON, 150 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,467 BOY? 151 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:30,200 GO ON PICK. 152 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,467 WHAT -- I'M THE FIRE CHIEF. 153 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,767 AND I'M HIS FATHER 154 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:35,833 OF EVERYTHING. 155 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:36,900 BUT I RUN INTO BURNING 156 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,200 BUILDINGS. 157 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,467 NO, YOU DON'T. 158 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:40,867 I RUN INTO BURNING BUILDINGS. 159 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:41,767 I RUN INTO BURNING BUILDINGS, 160 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:42,433 TOO. 161 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:43,333 I'VE BEEN RUNNING INTO BURNING 162 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,167 BUILDINGS OVER 20 YEARS, 163 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,433 SINCE YOU WAS A KID. 164 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:46,367 AND THAT'S WHEN YOU STOPPED 165 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:47,333 RUNNING INTO BURNING BUILDINGS, 166 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:48,567 WHEN I WAS A KID. 167 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:49,833 NO, I DIDN'T STOP RUNNING 168 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:50,500 INTO THEM. 169 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,333 I'M RUNNING INTO THEM ALL 170 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,300 THE TIME NOW. 171 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,367 NO, I RUN INTO THE BURNING 172 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:54,067 BUILDINGS. 173 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:55,100 YOU STAND OUTSIDE AND WATCH. 174 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,300 NO, YOU RUN IN THERE AND GET 175 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,400 STUCK IN THERE, AND I GOT TO 176 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,867 COME SAVE YOU OUT THE BURNING 177 00:04:58,867 --> 00:04:59,867 BUILDING. 178 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,167 YEAH, WELL, WHAT YOU DO IS 179 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,633 NOT CLASSIFIED AS RUNNING 180 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:04,133 'CAUSE YOUR BELLY KEEPS YOUR 181 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,400 KNEES FROM GETTING HIGH ENOUGH 182 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,067 TO CALL IT A RUN, SO LET'S JUST 183 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:08,833 SAY IT'S A SKIP. 184 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:11,067 OHH! 185 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:12,367 SO WHAT IS YOU SAYING? 186 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:13,833 I'M SAYING YOU DO A LOT 187 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:14,533 OF SKIPPING. 188 00:05:14,533 --> 00:05:15,733 OKAY, ALL RIGHT! 189 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,400 I GOT YOUR SKIPPING. 190 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,867 CURTIS, IT IS UP TO MALIK. 191 00:05:20,867 --> 00:05:22,500 LET HIM DECIDE. 192 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,567 YEAH. 193 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:24,867 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW. 194 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:27,700 HE MIGHT JUST EVEN PICK ME. 195 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:28,833 HA HA HA! 196 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:30,367 PLEASE, LITTLE GIRL. 197 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:32,500 WHY WOULD HE PICK YOU? 198 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,300 BECAUSE I'M CUTER THAN YOU. 199 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:39,067 DUH. 200 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,100 SON. 201 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,933 NEPHEW. 202 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:42,900 PEANUT, GET OFF 203 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,600 OF JAZMINE'S BIKE. 204 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,300 COME ON, GET IN HERE. 205 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,133 WE GOT TO MAKE THIS LIST. 206 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,200 NOW, THIS PARTY FOR ANIMAL, 207 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,133 I'M TELLING Y'ALL THIS RIGHT 208 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,367 NOW, THIS PARTY HAS GOT TO KICK 209 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,333 SOME BIG, FAT, ROUND -- 210 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,367 OH, YO. WATCH YOUR MOUTH. 211 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:57,367 MY MOM MIGHT HEAR US. 212 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:58,067 OH, SHE HERE? 213 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:58,967 COME ON, MAN. 214 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,233 MY BAD. 215 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,267 HEY, CAL, LET ME GET SOME 216 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:02,267 OF THESE FROOTY HOOPS. 217 00:06:02,267 --> 00:06:03,667 NO, PEANUT, SIT DOWN. 218 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:04,700 MAN, I LIKE MY CEREAL 219 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:05,800 AT NIGHTTIME. 220 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,733 PEANUT, WHY YOU BE 221 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,700 DISRESPECTING PEOPLE'S HOUSE, 222 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,433 MAN? 223 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:12,367 WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN? 224 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:15,600 WANT SOME? 225 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,233 OUR MANS ANIMAL IS COMING BACK 226 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:18,300 FROM IRAQ, AND HE DESERVES 227 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:19,467 A BIG PARTY, YOU KNOW WHAT 228 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:20,300 I'M TALKING ABOUT? 229 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,500 AS MANY TIMES AS HE LOOKED OUT 230 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,267 FOR US, NOW IT'S OUR TURN TO 231 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:24,133 LOOK OUT FOR HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT 232 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:24,833 I'M TALKING ABOUT? 233 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,367 HE DID LOOK OUT FOR US, TOO. 234 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:27,467 I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF TIMES. 235 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:29,067 REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WAS 15, 236 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:29,900 HE GOT US IN THE GROWN FOLKS 237 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:30,633 CLUB? 238 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:31,733 OH, YEAH, HE GOT US THOSE 239 00:06:31,733 --> 00:06:33,300 FAKE I.D.s, AND HE SNUCK US 240 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,867 INTO THE V.I.P. ROOM. 241 00:06:34,867 --> 00:06:36,567 AND Y'ALL REMEMBER THE THREE 242 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:37,533 HONEYS THAT HE HAD, AND HE 243 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:38,367 TALKED THEM -- CONVINCED THEM 244 00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:39,067 INTO JOINING -- 245 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,267 JOINING THE YOUTH CHOIR. 246 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,967 OH, THEY WAS PRETTY -- 247 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:42,633 HEY, MISS "P." 248 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:43,300 HEY. 249 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:43,967 HEY. 250 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:45,233 HEY, BOYS, PLEASE DON'T 251 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,233 MIND ME. 252 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,200 I JUST WANT TO GET SOMETHING 253 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,067 TO DRINK. 254 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:48,967 YEAH, WE WERE JUST TALKING 255 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:50,067 ABOUT ANIMAL AND WHAT A FINE 256 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:51,633 YOUNG MAN HE IS. 257 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:52,333 YOU KNOW WHAT? 258 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:53,667 I THINK YOU THREE ARE FINE YOUNG 259 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,633 MEN, THROWING HIM 260 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:55,700 A WELCOME-HOME PARTY. 261 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,167 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, 262 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,133 JUST LET ME KNOW. 263 00:06:58,133 --> 00:06:58,967 NO, WE'RE GOOD. 264 00:06:58,967 --> 00:06:59,667 APPRECIATE YOU. 265 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:00,967 I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. 266 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:03,067 I CAN MAKE THE PUNCH, HUH? 267 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,133 YEAH, YEAH. 268 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,067 I CAN MAKE THE PUNCH? 269 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:05,767 MAKE THE PUNCH. 270 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:06,733 I'LL PUT PINEAPPLES IN IT. 271 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:08,300 PUT SOME BANANAS IN IT, TOO. 272 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,700 GOOD NIGHT, GOOD NIGHT. 273 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,800 GOOD NIGHT. 274 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,800 GOOD NIGHT. 275 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:18,333 [ WHISTLING ] 276 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:19,933 OOH! HEY! 277 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:20,867 HEY, LITTLE BUDDY. 278 00:07:20,867 --> 00:07:21,733 MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 279 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,300 HERE. 280 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,967 MM-HMM. 281 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:25,233 OKAY. LOOK. 282 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:25,900 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 283 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:26,567 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 284 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:27,367 I FOUND THIS IN THE GARAGE, 285 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:28,600 MY SCRAPBOOK. 286 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,533 I'M TRYING TO WRITE A PAPER, 287 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,167 AND I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW 288 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,067 ABOUT IT BEFORE I'M FINISHED, 289 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:32,733 OKAY? 290 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:34,233 OH, YOU WRITING A PAPER? 291 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:35,300 YES. 292 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,567 WHAT PAPER YOU WRITING? 293 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:37,500 I'M WRITING THE PAPER ABOUT 294 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,367 THE ROLE MODEL. 295 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:39,100 OH, YOU WRITING 296 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,067 ON THE ROLE MODEL? 297 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,400 OH, THAT'S COOL. 298 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,100 THAT'S COOL. 299 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,633 WELL, LOOK, I DON'T WANT THIS TO 300 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:44,833 INFLUENCE ANYTHING YOU'RE DOING 301 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,133 OR NOTHING LIKE THAT. 302 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,200 DON'T WANT INFLUENCE NOTHING 303 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,300 YOUR DOING, OKAY? 304 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,300 THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I FOUND 305 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,933 IN THE GARAGE, 306 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,500 AND I BROUGHT IT OUT TO READ IT. 307 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,267 THIS IS AN OLD PLAQUE. 308 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:53,967 IT AIN'T NOTHING. 309 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,167 IT'S AN OLD PLAQUE. 310 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:55,833 OKAY. 311 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:56,767 UM, I'LL JUST LEAVE IT 312 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:57,833 RIGHT HERE, THEN. 313 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:58,733 I'LL SET THIS STUFF RIGHT HERE 314 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:00,133 SO YOU CAN -- YOU CAN FINISH 315 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:00,933 WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. 316 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:01,500 THANK YOU. 317 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,367 JUST TRYING TO WRITE THE PAPER. 318 00:08:02,367 --> 00:08:03,067 OKAY. 319 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,500 YOU WRITING THE PAPER? 320 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,467 YES, I'M WRITING A PAPER. 321 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:07,267 OKAY. 322 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:08,433 WELL, WRITE YOUR PAPER. 323 00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:11,267 WRITE THE PAPER, THEN. 324 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:12,500 ACTUALLY, LET ME JUST -- I GOT 325 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,167 TO READ YOU ONE THING. 326 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,067 LET ME READ YOU ONE THING 327 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,200 RIGHT HERE. 328 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,367 KEEP THAT RIGHT THERE. 329 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,200 THIS IS ONE OF THEM -- THIS IS 330 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,067 SOMETHING -- THIS IS MY OLD 331 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,133 SCRAPBOOK. 332 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,267 UH, AND THIS IS ONE OF THE -- 333 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:25,533 THIS SAYS, UH, "ROOKIE 334 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:27,900 FIREFIGHTER CURTIS PAYNE" -- 335 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,467 THAT'S HOW THE HEADLINES READ. 336 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,067 "ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER CURTIS PAYNE 337 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:33,300 WAS RECOGNIZED FOR HEROISM AND 338 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,300 BRAVERY FOR THE RESCUE 339 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,533 OF A FAMILY OF FOUR." 340 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:38,533 WAIT A MINUTE. 341 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:39,233 IT WASN'T FOUR. 342 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:40,533 IT WAS 10. 343 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,600 THAT'S A TYPO. 344 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,667 IT WAS 10 PEOPLE AND A DOG. 345 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:43,767 I REMEMBER. 346 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:44,800 'CAUSE I WENT DOWN -- I WENT 347 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,267 DOWN 10 TIMES, OKAY. 348 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:49,767 UH, "FROM THEIR BLAH, BLAH, 349 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,067 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 350 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,200 FROM THEIR PARTIALLY SUBMERGED 351 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,200 CAR." 352 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,067 PARTIALLY? NO. 353 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,900 IT WASN'T PARTIALLY -- IT WAS A 354 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,500 THOUSAND LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA. 355 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,200 UNCLE CURTIS. 356 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,633 IT TOOK ME -- I USED TWO 357 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:00,500 OXYGEN TANKS. 358 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,167 I REMEMBER. 359 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:02,533 UNCLE CURTIS, I'M TRYING 360 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:03,667 TO WRITE THE PAPER. 361 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,400 WHAT -- WHAT PAPER? 362 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,400 THE PAPER ABOUT THE ROLE 363 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,100 MODEL. 364 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,300 YOU WRITING A PAPER ON THAT? 365 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,267 YEAH. 366 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:11,200 NOW, THAT'S COOL. 367 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,100 I MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD YOU. 368 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,067 OKAY. 369 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,533 LET ME JUST SET THIS HERE. 370 00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:16,333 JUST SET THIS HERE SO WHILE 371 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,633 YOU'RE WRITING YOU CAN JUST -- 372 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:20,900 IN CASE YOU WANT TO SEE... 373 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,900 SHH. 374 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,900 IT'S THE ENEMY. 375 00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:43,400 SON. 376 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,133 HEY. 377 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,067 MY OLDEST SON. 378 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:46,667 LOVE YOU, BOY. 379 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,433 LOOK AT THIS THERE. 380 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:48,167 LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 381 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,400 LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 382 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,667 I FOUND THIS IN THE CLOSET. 383 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:51,867 MAN, I SAID, "BOY, THIS WOULD BE 384 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,200 SO HELPFUL FOR MY SON." 385 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,267 LOOK AT THIS. 386 00:09:54,267 --> 00:09:56,300 LOOK AT THIS, MAN. 387 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,833 YO, CAL. 388 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,933 YEAH, THIS IS ABOUT TO BE THE 389 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,767 CRAZIEST, COOLEST, NEATEST, UH, 390 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,300 MOST CHILL BACKYARD JOINT THAT 391 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,633 NEVER REALLY JUMPED OFF. 392 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:08,600 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH 393 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,333 YOUR MOUTH ANYMORE. 394 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,133 MY MOM AND DAD TOOK THE KIDS 395 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:10,733 TO THE MOVIES. 396 00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:11,400 YOU GOOD. 397 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,367 OH, GOOD, SHORTY. 398 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:14,633 I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE 399 00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:15,900 UP IN THIS PIECE. 400 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,200 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 401 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,267 HE JUST SHOWED UP. 402 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:19,100 OKAY, LOOK, EVERYBODY. 403 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,167 LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP. 404 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,567 ANIMAL'S BEEN AWAY FOR OVER A 405 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,767 YEAR NOW, SO WE GOT TO SHOW HIM 406 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:25,000 A REALLY GOOD TIME, ALL RIGHT? 407 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,233 ESPECIALLY YOU LADIES. 408 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:27,133 [ CHUCKLES ] 409 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,067 ALL RIGHT, NOW, HE'S GONNA WALK 410 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,700 IN ANY SECOND NOW, SO BE READY. 411 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,467 COME ON. 412 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:35,100 SURPRISE! 413 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:35,933 THERE'S OUR BOY! 414 00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:36,700 YEAH! 415 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,400 ANIMAL, WAIT, WAIT. 416 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,100 WAIT, WAIT. 417 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,100 WHERE YOU GOING, MAN? YO! 418 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:47,667 LOOK WHO I FOUND. 419 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,800 ANIMAL! 420 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,567 WHAT'S UP, DAWG? 421 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:50,500 GIVE ME THE MONKEY FACE. 422 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,533 HMM-HMM-HMM. 423 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,433 WELCOME BACK, THE ANIMAL. 424 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:55,833 WHAT'S GOOD? 425 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:58,700 GUYS, CALL ME DERRICK NOW. 426 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,667 DERRICK? 427 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,567 WHY WOULD WE CALL YOU THAT? 428 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:05,133 BECAUSE IT'S MY NAME. 429 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,900 FOR REAL? 430 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:07,733 SHORTY, I'VE KNOWN YOU 431 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:08,467 FOR 10 YEARS. 432 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,367 MAN, I AIN'T NEVER KNEW THAT 433 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:10,300 WAS YOUR REAL NAME. 434 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,900 DERRICK. 435 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,967 POOKIE, MAN, WHAT'S YOUR 436 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,133 REAL NAME? 437 00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:21,500 UH, POOKIE. 438 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,200 ANYWAY, YO, CAL, I THOUGHT 439 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,333 I TOLD YOU IN THE POSTCARD 440 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,967 THAT I DIDN'T WANT A PARTY. 441 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:28,333 BUT THIS IS WHAT WE DO WHEN 442 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,167 WE GET TOGETHER. 443 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,233 YOU THE PARTY ANIMAL, ANIMAL. 444 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,067 HIT THAT. 445 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,800 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 446 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,933 OOH, YEAH, CRANK THAT MUSIC. 447 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:35,233 OH, YEAH! 448 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,867 COME ON THIS WAY! 449 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:37,867 RIGHT THIS WAY! 450 00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:38,667 THIS A PARTY, Y'ALL! 451 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,367 LADIES, LADIES, LADIES. 452 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,533 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU 453 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:43,700 TO OUR VERY OWN WAR HERO. 454 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:44,600 THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS MY MAN 455 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,667 ANIMAL -- EXCUSE ME -- DERRICK. 456 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:47,633 HE BACK FROM FIGHTING FOR OUR 457 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:48,767 COUNTRY IN IRAQ. 458 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,567 HE FOUGHT FOR MY FREEDOM, YOUR 459 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,533 FREEDOM, SO Y'ALL SHOULD JUST 460 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:53,767 FREAK HIM AND MAKE SURE 461 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,467 THAT HE HAS A GOOD TIME. 462 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:56,267 YEAH. 463 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,667 WATCH OUT, LADIES. 464 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,467 THE KING ABOUT TO HIT 465 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,667 THE DANCE FLOOR. 466 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:00,733 HIT THEM, "D." HIT THEM. 467 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:01,633 HIT THEM. 468 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,533 NO, THANK YOU. 469 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:04,267 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 470 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:04,900 IT'S OKAY. 471 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:05,600 YOU COME RIGHT BACK. 472 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,500 I NEVER -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 473 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,400 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 474 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,333 YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT SHY 475 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,133 BECAUSE YOU BEEN OVER THERE 476 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:09,800 FIGHTING. 477 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,700 YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE LATEST 478 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,267 MOVES, RIGHT? 479 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,233 YOU WERE IN THE ARMY, DOG. 480 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,167 CRANK THAT SOULJAH BOY. 481 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,667 I KNOW YOU KNOW IT. 482 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,367 NO. 483 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,100 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT 484 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:16,700 WE DOING? 485 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,467 WE GONNA JUST BRING YOU UP 486 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,200 TO SPEED RIGHT QUICK. 487 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,600 WE CRANKING THAT TRANSFORMER. 488 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,567 CRANK THAT TRANSFORMER. 489 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,100 CRANK THAT TRANSFORMER. 490 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,300 [ IMITATING GUNFIRE ] 491 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:27,933 TRANSFORMER. 492 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:30,300 [ IMITATES GUN COCKING ] 493 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,467 YOU AIN'T GONNA -- 494 00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,467 COME ON, MAN. 495 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:33,333 THESE LADIES BEEN WAITING 496 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,500 FOR A DANCE. 497 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,700 COME ON. GET IT. 498 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,433 JUST ONE LITTLE. 499 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,700 [ BARKING ] 500 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,067 LOOK, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN 501 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,233 THE LATEST DANCES OR THESE 502 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,600 LADIES WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN MET. 503 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,400 WAIT A MINUTE. 504 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,067 WAIT A MINUTE. 505 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,067 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'RE NOT 506 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,867 INTERESTED IN THE LADIES? 507 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:47,667 I MEAN, WE'LL MAKE YOU 508 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,233 COMFORTABLE. 509 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,067 YOU WANT TO HAVE THEIR MOUTH 510 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:49,933 COVERED LIKE IRAQ, THAT'S -- 511 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:53,100 WHATEVER YOU NEED. 512 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,100 HOLD UP, MAN. 513 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:54,867 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED 514 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:55,433 IN THE LADIES? 515 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:56,200 WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU 516 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,067 OVER THERE, MAN? 517 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:57,933 YOU AIN'T TRY TO FIGHT THEM OFF 518 00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,133 OR NOTHING? 519 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,467 NOTHING, MAN. 520 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,400 I JUST SPENT THE LAST YEAR OF 521 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,800 MY LIFE MANNING A 50-CALIBER 522 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,733 MACHINE GUN ON THE BACK 523 00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:06,367 OF MY HUMVEE. 524 00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,133 HEY, WHAT'S A -- HOW YOU HURT 525 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,367 YOUR KNEE WITH A MACHINE GUN 526 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,533 RUNNING A 50-CALIBER RACE? 527 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,767 HEY, THAT'S COOL, THOUGH. 528 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:13,567 HOWEVER YOU DID IT, MAN, 529 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,267 THAT'S COOL. 530 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,233 NO, NOT COOL. 531 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:17,867 IT WASN'T SOME DAMN VIDEO GAME. 532 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,633 WE CAN TURN THIS DAMN MUSIC OFF. 533 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:24,367 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 534 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,967 LOOK. 535 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,500 I'M SORRY, MAN. 536 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,400 BUT I CAN'T JUST COME BACK AND 537 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,267 PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF, 538 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,500 ALL RIGHT? 539 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,367 THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW. 540 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:33,200 I JUST WANT A LITTLE PEACE 541 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,833 AND QUIET. 542 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,833 I'M OUT. 543 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:45,200 HA HA HA! 544 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:45,933 WHOO! 545 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:46,867 BOY, THAT LOOK GOOD ON YOU. 546 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,733 BOY, THAT LOOK GOOD ON YOU. 547 00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:49,400 LOOK AT THAT. 548 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,167 HOW DOES IT FEEL? 549 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,200 HOT. 550 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,633 OKAY? 551 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,867 CAN I JUST GO FINISH MY PAPER? 552 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,100 YOU WRITING A PAPER? 553 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,567 THE ROLE-MODEL PAPER. 554 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,400 OH, YOU WRITING A PAPER 555 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,267 ON THAT? 556 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,067 HEY, COME HERE. 557 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:00,900 COME HERE, MAN. 558 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,967 COME OVER. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. 559 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,967 YOU AIN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION. 560 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,767 LOOK OVER THERE ON THE TABLE. 561 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,067 ARE ALL THESE YOUR MEDALS? 562 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:08,967 EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM 563 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:09,667 IS MINE. 564 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,433 I EARNED EACH ONE OF THEM. 565 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,100 HERE. 566 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,167 I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU ONE. 567 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:12,867 HERE YOU ARE. 568 00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:14,333 I'LL GIVE YOU THIS ONE. 569 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,367 JUST PUT THAT ON RIGHT THERE. 570 00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:18,067 OW! 571 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,867 I FORGOT YOU WERE SENSITIVE. 572 00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:21,667 YOU TRYING TO BRIBE HIM? 573 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,733 I'M NOT BRIBING HIM. 574 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,833 I'M JUST PASSING ON MY LEGACY 575 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,700 TO MY NEPHEW. 576 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,633 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS JUST 577 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,333 ABOUT TO GIVE YOU MY WATCH THAT 578 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,200 I GOT FOR MY 20th ANNIVERSARY 579 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,067 FOR FIREFIGHTING. 580 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:33,967 IT WAS PRESENTED TO ME, 581 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:36,533 AND I PRESENT IT TO YOU. 582 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,067 UH, THANKS. 583 00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,067 THAT AIN'T NOTHING. 584 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,233 LOOK AT THIS HERE. 585 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:42,300 BAM! 586 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,500 A CRISP $5 BILL STRAIGHT 587 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,200 FROM THE BANK. 588 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,533 GO AHEAD AND HOLD THAT, SON. 589 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,267 $5? 590 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:49,633 YOU NEED TO BE ASHAMED 591 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,800 OF YOURSELF. 592 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,933 HOW ABOUT -- HOW ABOUT -- 593 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,533 BLAM! 594 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:57,067 A WRINKLED 10? 595 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,067 THAT AIN'T NOTHING. 596 00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,833 LOOK WHAT I GOT RIGHT HERE. 597 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,533 BAM! 598 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:06,233 THAT IS A NICE, CRISP 20, SON. 599 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:07,067 WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THAT? 600 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:07,633 OKAY, YOU GOING 601 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:08,367 FOR THE 20, HUH? 602 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,067 THAT'S RIGHT. 603 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:09,767 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE 604 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:10,400 GREENERY TREE? 605 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,267 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 606 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:12,067 WE GOING TO THE GREENERY 607 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,667 TREE. 608 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,700 WHAT I GOT. 609 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,400 WHAT I GOT. 610 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,733 BAM! HOW ABOUT 50? 611 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:17,600 HOW ABOUT -- CAN ANYBODY SAY 50? 612 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,433 OH, YOU PULLED THE HAMILTON 613 00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:19,100 OUT YOUR POCKET. 614 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:19,900 AND I AIN'T TALKING 615 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:20,500 ABOUT A RAPPER. 616 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,400 I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE. 617 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,067 YEAH, BUT LET ME 618 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:22,733 SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 619 00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,633 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 620 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:28,833 SO, HOW DID THE PARTY GO? 621 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,433 PSH, DERRICK GOT ALL MAD 622 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,167 AND LEFT BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED. 623 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,067 NO. 624 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,867 WHO IS DERRICK? 625 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:38,733 ANIMAL, MOM. 626 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:39,500 THAT'S HIS REAL NAME. 627 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,200 REALLY? 628 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,433 OH, BUT I INVITED HIM BACK 629 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,167 OVER THIS AFTERNOON 630 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:42,900 SO WE COULD TALK. 631 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,667 THAT'S GOOD, BABY. 632 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,367 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 633 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,067 LET ME KNOW. 634 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:45,900 OKAY. 635 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,967 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 636 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:47,667 I'LL GET IT. 637 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,667 WATCH HER. 638 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:53,867 WOW! 639 00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,500 IT'S ANIMAL! 640 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,067 HEY, THERE, LITTLE BIT. 641 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:57,933 HEY, HOW COME SHE GETS 642 00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:58,633 TO CALL YOU ANIMAL? 643 00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:02,433 SHE'S CUTER THAN YOU. 644 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,333 WOW! 645 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,500 YOU HAVE SOME COOL PATCHES ON 646 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,067 YOUR JACKET, ALMOST AS MUCH 647 00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:06,967 AS I HAD WHEN I WAS 648 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:07,767 IN THE GIRL SCOUTS. 649 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,800 NO KIDDING? 650 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,733 YEAH, BUT I'M ONLY A JUNIOR 651 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:11,533 GIRL SCOUT. 652 00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:14,067 WELL, I'M ONLY A SERGEANT. 653 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,167 JAZMINE, COME ON AND LET 654 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,733 THE MEN TALK. 655 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,467 HELLO, SERGEANT ANIMAL. 656 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,600 HEY, THERE MRS. "P." 657 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,133 HEY. 658 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,133 OHH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 659 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:23,933 HOW DOES SHE GET TO CALL 660 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:24,533 YOU ANIMAL? 661 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,133 SHE'S CUTER THAN YOU, TOO. 662 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,900 HE'S RIGHT. 663 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,933 OH, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. 664 00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:29,800 I BEEN PRAYING FOR YOU. 665 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,733 THANK YOU, MRS. "P." 666 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:32,667 HEY, MAN, WELL, SIT DOWN. 667 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,100 ALL RIGHT. 668 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,133 OH, MAN, THIS IS 669 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,533 MORE LIKE IT. 670 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:37,300 IT'S HARD COMING BACK 671 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,867 TO THE SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 672 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,567 YO, SO TELL ME WHAT 673 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,567 IT WAS LIKE. 674 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,067 OKAY. 675 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,500 BUT IF I START CRYING, JUST KICK 676 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,733 ME IN THE TEETH, OKAY? 677 00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,733 HEH, DEAL. 678 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:47,867 [ SIGHS ] 679 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:48,767 MAN, THERE'S JUST SOME STUFF 680 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,700 YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD, 681 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,567 YOU KNOW? 682 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,700 LIKE WHEN I FIRST GOT THERE. 683 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,467 WE WERE ON OUR WAY BACK 684 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,700 FROM THIS PATROL. 685 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,567 AND FROM AROUND THE CORNER 686 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:58,400 COMES THIS LITTLE KID, 687 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,167 AND HE'S SMILING. 688 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,400 SO I SMILED BACK. 689 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,533 AND FROM NOWHERE, THIS GUY COMES 690 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:04,700 UP FROM BEHIND THE KID, AND HE'S 691 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:08,300 POINTING A AK-47 RIGHT AT US. 692 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,100 AND I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND 693 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,233 STUPID, BUT I FROZE. 694 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:15,867 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 695 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,067 HE KILLED OUR DRIVER, 696 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:21,167 A KID NAMED ORTIZ. 697 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,600 HE WAS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD. 698 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,633 THAT'S DEEP. 699 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,567 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SAYING 700 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,067 OVER THERE -- "JUST TAKE WHAT 701 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,067 YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH AND PUT IT 702 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:36,133 IN A SHOE BOX." 703 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,067 THAT'S AN INTERESTING 704 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:39,233 SAYING. 705 00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:40,900 HEY, UH... 706 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:41,767 YOU THINK THERE MIGHT BE ANY 707 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:42,600 ROOM IN THAT SHOE BOX 708 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,767 FOR MY POPS? 709 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,167 I DON'T KNOW, CAVIAR. 710 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,133 THEY DON'T MAKE THEM THAT BIG, 711 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,200 BRO. 712 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,933 YEAH, HE IS BIG. 713 00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:52,967 HUGE. 714 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,667 HEH. REAL BIG. 715 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:57,633 SIZE 152 SHOE BOX, HUH? 716 00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:58,800 HE A WHALE. 717 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 718 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:01,967 ALL RIGHT. 719 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:02,633 I FINISHED IT 720 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,300 ALL RIGHT. 721 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,267 LET'S HEAR IT, LET'S HEAR IT. 722 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,067 HA HA! 723 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,833 ALL RIGHT, HERE IT GOES. 724 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,433 "MY ROLE MODEL. 725 00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:10,367 MY ROLE MODEL IS THE BRAVEST 726 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,767 PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN." 727 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:14,367 MM, AND HUMBLE. 728 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:15,233 "THIS PERSON HAS FACED 729 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,633 STRUGGLES AND OBSTACLES THAT 730 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,333 I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO FACE." 731 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,533 THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME. 732 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,467 SHUT UP. 733 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,333 "THEY'VE OVERCOME EACH 734 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,133 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM." 735 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,633 THAT'S MY BOY! 736 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:27,967 "THIS PERSON HAS LOST ALMOST 737 00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,667 EVERYTHING THEY HAD, THEIR 738 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,967 HOME, THEIR SELF-ESTEEM. 739 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,467 THEY EVEN GAVE UP ON HOPE. 740 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,733 MM. 741 00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:36,167 "FOR A WHILE, I WAS SO MAD 742 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,733 AT THIS PERSON THAT I THOUGHT I 743 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:38,833 NEVER WANTED TO SEE THEM AGAIN." 744 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,233 THAT'S YOU, UNCLE CURTIS. 745 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,900 "BUT I NEVER STOPPED HOPING 746 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,800 AND PRAYING THAT THEY WOULD GET 747 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,200 WELL AND COME HOME, AND I NEVER 748 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,733 STOPPED LOVING THEM. 749 00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:53,067 MY ROLE MODEL IS MY MA." 750 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:56,133 OHH, YES! 751 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:57,600 THAT WAS GREAT, MALIK. 752 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,867 COME ON, LET'S GO CALL, MOM. 753 00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:00,333 ALL RIGHT. 754 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,200 AW. 755 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,667 GIVE ME THE WATCH BACK. 45031

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