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AAH -- OH.
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WHAT?
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BABY, THAT COFFEE SMELL GOOD.
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GO AND POUR ME A CUP OF THAT.
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CURTIS, I STILL GOT THESE
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EGGS OVER HERE.
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CAN YOU JUST GET IT YOURSELF?
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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THIS WOMAN HAD HER PINKIE TOE
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REMOVED SO THAT SHE COULD FIT
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HER FEET IN HER SHOES.
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THAT IS CRAZY.
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THE BIBLE DOES SAY IF YOUR FEET
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OFFEND YOU TO CUT IT OFF.
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SO ERGO THE PINKIE TOE.
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CURTIS, YOU HAVE GOT TO READ
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THE BIBLE BEFORE YOU CAN QUOTE
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THE BIBLE.
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HUH?!
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MAYBE IF I HAD MY COFFEE, I'D
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HAVE GOT IT RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GET IT YOURSELF, CURTIS!
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GET IT YOURSELF, HUH?!
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BABY, CALM DOWN.
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BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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COME ON BACK, BABIES.
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GOOD MORNING.
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SIT DOWN.
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EGGS ALMOST READY.
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OH, HEY, AUNTIE, INSTEAD OF
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EGGS, I'M GONNA GET CEREAL.
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YOU WANT SOME COLD CEREAL?
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AFTER I HAVE BEEN OVER HERE
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SLAVING OVER THIS STOVE FOR
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THESE EGGS, A NUTRITIOUS MEAL
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FOR YOU -- YOU KIDS DON'T
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APPRECIATE NOTHING.
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NOTHING!
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HA!
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DID I SAY "CEREAL"?
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I MEANT "EGGS."
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I MUST BE TRIPPING.
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AH, AUNTIE, CAN YOU MAKE MINE
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SUNNY-SIDE UP, PLEASE?
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OH, YES, AND I WANT MINE
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FRIED.
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THE EGGS ARE SCRAMBLED...
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HARD.
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AND ALL OF YOU WILL EAT THEM AND
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ENJOY THEM!
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Both: OH, OKAY.
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SCRAMBLED'S GOOD.
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SCRAMBLED'S GOOD, YES.
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MORNING.
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POP.
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COME HERE.
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DO NOT GO NEAR THE STOVE.
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If you want to cherish your
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life, do not bother Auntie.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH Y'ALL?
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Y'ALL TRIPPING.
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Don't -- don't you go...
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TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE!
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AAH!
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OOH.
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CALVIN...
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DON'T DO THAT!
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AND YOU'RE ALWAYS MESSING WITH
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ME.
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CURTIS!
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I TOLD YOU.
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BOY, JUST SIT DOWN.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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I-I JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF MY
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LAUNDRY.
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WHO GONNA DO YOUR LAUNDRY?
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WHO DO YOU THINK GONNA DO THIS
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LAUNDRY, HUH?!
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CALVIN, SIT DOWN.
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[ Sighing ] SIT DOWN, AND LET'S
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JUST EAT.
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LET'S JUST EAT BREAKFAST.
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BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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DID I ASK YOU IF YOU WERE
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HUNGRY?
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NO, MA'AM.
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DID I ASK YOU ANYTHING?
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HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU FOR
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ANYTHING?!
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NOT EVEN THIS DIRTY LAUNDRY.
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I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR NOTHING.
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DIG IN.
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I SAID DIG IN!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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WAIT, NOBODY WANTS TO PRAY?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOBODY'S GONNA SAY GRACE?
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CAN YOU PRAY?
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WE'RE A PRAYING FAMILY.
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A FAMILY THAT PRAY TOGETHER STAY
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TOGETHER.
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PRAY.
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WE NEED TO PRAY BEFORE YOUR
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HEAD STARTS SPINNING AROUND AND
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GREEN GOOP START COMING OUT YOUR
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MOUTH.
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EVERY HEAD BOW.
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* ELLA THOUGHT SHE HAD ME *
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* ALL SPITTING GOOP ON ME *
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* ALL OVER THE PLACE *
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I WAS JUST PLAYING, BABY.
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[ SOBBING ]
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I LIKE MY LAUNDRY WELL-DONE!
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CRAZY.
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WHAT YOU GUYS DOING?
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All: NOTHING.
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CHIEF, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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YOU'RE NOT SCHEDULED TILL LATER.
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I'M HIDING OUT.
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THE I.R.S. FINALLY CAUGHT UP
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WITH YOU, EH, CHIEF?
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NO. MY MOM IS TRIPPING.
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I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE OVER A
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SLICE OF TOAST.
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THAT ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME
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ONCE, BUT IT WAS OVER AN APPLE
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FRITTER.
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HEY, CHIEF, WHAT'S GOING ON
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WITH MISS ELLA?
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OR SHOULD WE ASK WHAT DID YOU
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DO?
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NOTHING.
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I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
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I BREATHED -- THAT'S WHAT I DID.
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YEAH, THAT COULD HAVE DONE
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IT, 'CAUSE SOMETIMES YOUR BREATH
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IS HUMMING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SHUT UP, CALVIN.
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IT'S NOT MY BREATH.
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IT'S ELLA.
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FIRST -- FIRST SHE'S HAPPY.
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[ HUMS ]
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THEN SHE'S SAD.
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[ SIGHS ]
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THEN SHE'S CRYING.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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OOH, OOH, CHIEF, CHIEF.
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I SAW THIS ONCE ON TV.
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YEAH, MAYBE ALIENS TOOK THE REAL
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MISS ELLA AWAY...
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[ WARBLES ]
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...AND REPLACED HER WITH AN
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ANDROID.
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[ Robotic voice ] HOW WOULD YOU
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LIKE YOUR BISCUITS BUTTERED?
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SOOKIE, SOOKIE, SOOKIE.
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[ Normal voice ] OH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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BART, I THINK YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I'M SERIOUS.
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
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IF IT'S THE REAL MISS ELLA, YOU
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SHOULD ASK HER QUESTIONS THAT
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ONLY THE REAL MISS ELLA CAN
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ANSWER.
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LIKE WHY DID I HIRE YOU IN
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THE FIRST PLACE?
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CHIEF, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
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ASK HER WHAT'S WRONG.
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I DID THAT.
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I ASKED HER THE OTHER DAY, AND
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SHE WENT CRAZY -- LOCKED HERSELF
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IN THE BATHROOM, TALKING ABOUT
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SHE NEED TO GO FIND HERSELF.
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I TOLD HER, "ELLA, YOU IN THE
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TOILET."
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THAT SETTLES IT -- IT'S YOU.
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WAIT, DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WAS
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DEPRESSED ONE DAY?
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DEPRESSED, MOODY, IRRITABLE,
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TIRED, FORGETFUL.
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I GOT IT.
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SHE'S PREGNANT.
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YEAH.
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I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG
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BROTHER.
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NO, NO, TRUST ME, THAT'S NOT
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IT.
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WE HAVEN'T EVEN -- YOU KNOW --
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IN A WHILE.
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A WHILE?
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WHAT'S A WHILE?
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TWO DAYS?
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NO.
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TWO WEEKS?
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NO.
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TWO MONTHS?
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[ Sobbing ] YEAH.
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[ CRYING ]
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PAPITO, LO SIENTO.
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POBRECITO.
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DOS MESES ES MUCHO TIEMPO.
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YO TRABAJO. TRATO.
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YO QUIERO MI MAMí.
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POBRECITO.
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OH, Sí.
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¿QUIERES UNA GALLETITA?
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OH, UN POQUITO.
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UNA GALLETITA.
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GRACIAS.
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SO, MALIK GOT DETENTION IN
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EVERY CLASS?
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OH, YES, AND DON'T FORGET
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CLASSES HE DIDN'T HAVE.
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REALLY, AND HOW DO YOU GET
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DETENTION IN CLASSES YOU DON'T
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EVEN HAVE?
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WELL, BETWEEN CLASSES, HE
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WORKED OTHER TEACHERS' NERVES.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- WHEN HE
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GET HOME, I'LL BET YOU I'M
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GONNA WHUP --
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CURTIS, PLEASE, YOU KNOW C.J.
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DON'T WHUP THESE KIDS.
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C.J. AIN'T HERE RIGHT NOW, IS
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HE?
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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MALIK, WHY ARE YOU GETTING
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DETENTION?
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UH...I MISS MY DADDY, SO I'M
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ACTING OUT.
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ELLA, HE'S TRYING TO PLAY
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YOU!
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YEAH.
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YOU SET THE FROGS LOOSE IN
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BIOLOGY?
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UGH, AREN'T THEY DEAD?
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THAT'S WHY THEY DIDN'T GET
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TOO FAR.
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WELL, THEN HOW DO YOU GET A
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DETENTION IN ART CLASS?
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I PAINTED A PICTURE OF MY
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TEACHER.
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IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HER,
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THOUGH...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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...EXCEPT FOR THE HORNS.
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YOU PUT HORNS ON HER?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU GOT A -- YOU GOT DETENTIONS
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IN PE?
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HOW DO YOU GET DETENTIONS IN PE,
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MALIK?
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OKAY, UNCLE CURTIS, THAT'S
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"P.E."
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WELL, HOW DO YOU GET
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DETENTIONS IN THE P.E. CLASS?
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WE WAS PLAYING KEEP-AWAY WITH
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BILLY'S WOODEN LEG.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HE WAS HOPPING MAD.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WITH THE WOODEN LEG!
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HE WAS HOPPING...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT BOY'S CRAZY.
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THAT BOY'S CRAZY.
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HE SAID WOODEN LEG --
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CURTIS, THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WAIT ONE MINUTE, BABY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MALIK?
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WHEN YOUR DADDY GET BACK FROM
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THAT CONVENTION, NO VIDEO GAMES,
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NOTHING FOR A WHOLE WEEK!
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HUH!
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OKAY.
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COOL.
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IT'S FOR A GOOD REASON.
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WHOO!
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WHOO, LORD, I AM BURNING UP!
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OOH.
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UH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH Y'ALL?
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OH, CAN WE PLEASE TURN UP THE
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HEAT?
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CALVIN, JUST PUT ON ANOTHER
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JACKET AND SOME SOCKS OR
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SOMETHING, BABY.
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CURTIS, COME ON TO BED.
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WHAT?!
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ALL SHE'S GONNA DO IT BE UP ALL
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NIGHT.
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PACING THE FLOOR.
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BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I CAN GET
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SOME BODY HEAT.
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I GET UNCLE C's WARM SPOT!
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NO. I SHOULD GET IT.
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WITH THE SIZE OF HIS BUTT,
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THAT WARM SPOT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR
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ALL OF US.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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[ ALL SIGH ]
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GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU AND MOM
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WERE...GONNA CUDDLE.
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SHE KICKED ME OUT.
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CHANGED HER MIND.
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SO NOW I'M KICKING YOU OUT.
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MALIK, COME ON.
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GET OFF MY CHAIR.
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BOY, YOU ARE EATING TOO MUCH.
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COME ON. COME ON, CALVIN.
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GO ON, NOW.
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YOU'RE NOT EATING ENOUGH.
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AND YOU AIN'T GONNA EAT IT HERE.
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EAT IT OUT THERE.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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UNCLE CURTIS LOVES YOU.
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WHATEVER AUNTIE ELLA GOT...
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UNCLE CURTIS GOT IT NOW.
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NO. HE'S NORMALLY LIKE THAT.
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I THINK THAT SHE CAUGHT THE
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"MINI-FLU" FROM HIM.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Curtis...
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MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?
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OH, GOD, FEEL MY HEAD, CURTIS.
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FEEL MY HEAD.
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WAIT, DON'T TOUCH IT!
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DON'T TOUCH IT!
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MY HEAD! CURTIS!
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I FELL LIKE THE FALCONS AND THE
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HAWKS ARE PLAYING SOCCER, LIKE,
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AT THE ROSE BOWL IN MY HEAD.
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CALVIN, YOUR MAMA'S
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DELUSIONAL.
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GO GET HER SOME ASPIRIN.
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NO, NO, NO.
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Shh. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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I GOT IT.
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I SEE IT. I FEEL IT.
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I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
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DON'T NOBODY MOVE.
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CALVIN!
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DON'T MOVE.
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OKAY. HEY, CL--
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CLARETHA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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HERE?!
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I USED YOUR EMERGENCY KEY.
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OH, A-AND YOUR MAGAZINE
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SUBSCRIPTION IS ALMOST UP, AND
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YOU OUT OF CHIPS.
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I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH YOU
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RIGHT NOW.
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CLARETHA, I THINK I'M SICK.
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WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
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I CAN'T SLEEP, I'M HOT, AND
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I'M COLD ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
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I KEEP GETTING THESE HEADACHES,
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AND MY FINGERS -- MY FINGERS ARE
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TINGLING.
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AND, CLARETHA, I CAN'T -- YOU
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KNOW -- WITH CURTIS.
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HUH, WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND
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YOU NOT WANTING TO -- YOU
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KNOW -- WITH CURTIS.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CAME TO YOUR
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SENSES.
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BUT AS FOR THE REST OF IT, IT'S
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THE BIG "M".
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MENOPAUSE?
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YEAH.
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NO.
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YOU GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.
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I AM SO GLAD Y'ALL CAME OVER
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TO SEE ME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO
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WITHOUT MY SANCTIFIED SOUL
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SISTERS.
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GIRL, NO PROBLEM.
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YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU.
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I JUST FEEL SO...MISERABLE.
389
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OH, THAT WILL PASS.
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THEN IT WILL COME BACK.
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THEN IT WILL PASS AGAIN.
392
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AND THEN IT WILL COME BACK.
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I GUESS I'M GETTING OLD.
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UNH-UNH.
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YOU ARE GETTING BETTER.
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MM-HMM.
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NOT IN BED.
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SOMETIMES, I JUST CAN'T STAND TO
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EVEN LOOK AT CURTIS.
400
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OH, HONEY, THAT'S NOT
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MENOPAUSE.
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THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.
403
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HEY, AUNTIE ELLA.
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ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?
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YES, I AM, BABY.
406
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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MM-MMM.
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HEY, AUNTIE.
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HMM?
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MISS CLARETHA SAID THAT YOU
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WERE GOING THROUGH "THE CHANGE."
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU CHANGING
413
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,267
INTO?
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WELL, JAZMINE, AUNTIE IS
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GOING THROUGH...
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[ SIGHS ]
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...M-MENOPAUSE.
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AND IT'S A CHANGE ON THE INSIDE,
419
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,700
AND IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE A
420
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CATERPILLAR WHEN A CATERPILLAR
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00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,633
TURNS INTO A BEAUTIFUL
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00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,967
BUTTERFLY.
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00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,200
OH, YOU'RE TURNING INTO A
424
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,233
BUTTERFLY?
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THAT'S NICE.
426
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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JAZMINE, I, UM...
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I KNOW I'VE BEEN DIFFICULT
429
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,467
LATELY.
430
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,433
I THINK THAT'S AN
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UNDERSTATEMENT.
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00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:22,933
I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE.
433
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,800
OKAY?
434
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,700
WELL, AUNTIE IS GOING TO GO TO
435
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,967
THE DOCTOR SO THAT HE CAN HELP
436
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:30,533
HER BECOME HER OLD SELF AGAIN.
437
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,733
OKAY?
438
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,900
AUNTIE, TONIGHT, TURN THE
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00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,067
HEAT DOWN AS LOW AS YOU WANT TO.
440
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,400
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
441
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,433
THANK YOU, BABY.
442
00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:40,433
THANK YOU. THAT IS SO SWEET.
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AHH.
444
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,633
OOH!
445
00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:46,767
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU OLD.
446
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:47,667
AND DRIED UP.
447
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,300
AND UNDESIRABLE.
448
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,600
I WASN'T EVEN THINKING THAT
449
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,467
UNTIL YOU JUST SAID IT.
450
00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:58,533
UNCLE CURTIS, MALIK HAS
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00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,233
SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
452
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,367
WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
453
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,700
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
454
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,367
OH, MAN. COME ON.
455
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,533
MORE DETENTION SLIPS.
456
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:06,833
YEP.
457
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,633
MALIK, MALIK, MALIK.
458
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOU?
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00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:11,500
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY DADDY
460
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,433
WOULD DO.
461
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HE'D BEND ME OVER HIS KNEE,
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NUMBER ONE.
463
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NUMBER TWO, HE WOULD SHOW HIS
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BELT TO ME FACE-TO-FACE.
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NUMBER THREE, HE WOULD HIT ME...
466
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* WITH PRECISION! *
467
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,700
...TILL HE HEARD A LOUD POPPING
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SOUND DOWN THE STREET.
469
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:31,100
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO REPEAT
470
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THE STEPS...
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* AS NECESSARY *
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YOU KNEW MY DADDY?
473
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ANYWAY, YOUR DADDY'S ON THIS
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NEW -- THIS ALTERNATIVE
475
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,067
PUNISHMENT -- "WE GOT TO KISS
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THE KIDS EVERY TIME THEY DO
477
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BAD."
478
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,067
BUT I'M NOT!
479
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SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M
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GONNA ADD TO YOUR PUNISHMENT.
481
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,933
HUH? HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
482
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:51,800
YOU HEARD ME?
483
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,733
I'M GONNA ADD TO YOUR
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PUNISHMENT.
485
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,800
FROM NOW ON, YOU GOT YOUR CHORES
486
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AND JAZMINE'S CHORES.
487
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YE-A-AH!
488
00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,833
[ LAUGHS ]
489
00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:00,833
NOW, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY
490
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:01,900
ABOUT THAT?
491
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,400
COOL. THAT'S GREAT.
492
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,433
[ STAMMERS ]
493
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:11,633
I THINK YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR
494
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:12,700
DADDY.
495
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,267
I THINK YOU RIGHT.
496
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,200
SO, POPS, YOU KNOW YOUR SHIFT
497
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,200
IS OVER, RIGHT?
498
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,167
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
499
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,233
I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL
500
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THAT MENOPAUSE MESS IS OVER.
501
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,833
WELL, YOU MIGHT BE HERE A
502
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,767
LONG TIME, CHIEF.
503
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:26,067
MY AUNT HAD IT TILL THE DAY SHE
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DIED.
505
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:27,733
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
506
00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:30,267
41. MY UNCLE KILLED HER.
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00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,333
HE JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT
508
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,333
ANYMORE.
509
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,433
YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM
510
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,367
WAS GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE.
511
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:35,567
WAS IT DIFFICULT?
512
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AT FIRST.
513
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,600
BUT WHEN WE GOT HER OFF THE
514
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ROOF...
515
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[ WHISTLES ]
516
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[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
517
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...WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MORE
518
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PROBLEMS.
519
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,233
HMM.
520
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I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING
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SOMETHING.
522
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:51,733
YOU SHOULD.
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00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,400
SINCE MOM IS HOT ALL THE TIME,
524
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,800
TAKE HER TO A GROCERY STORE, AND
525
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SHE CAN STAND IN THE FROZEN-FOOD
526
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SECTION.
527
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,233
AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP
528
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,167
THESE GROCERIES FOR ME.
529
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,267
YOU KNOW, CHIEF, YOU COULD
530
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,300
ALWAYS ASK ANGEL WHAT SHE
531
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,367
THINKS.
532
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,333
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
533
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,233
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
534
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:11,067
ANGEL!
535
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,067
HEY, CHIEF, WHAT'S UP?
536
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,100
HEY, HEY, HEY.
537
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,067
LOOK HERE, BABY.
538
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,533
UH, YOU IS A WOMAN, RIGHT?
539
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:16,933
YEAH, I THINK SO.
540
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:18,100
YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE A WOMAN.
541
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,100
YES, YOU'RE A WOMAN.
542
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,433
UM, SO YOU KNOW ABOUT WOMEN'S
543
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,533
STUFF, YOU KNOW, AS A WOMAN.
544
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:23,867
LOOK, HOW LONG DOES THIS
545
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,600
MENOPAUSE THING LAST?
546
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,667
I DON'T KNOW.
547
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:27,667
EVERY WOMAN'S DIFFERENT.
548
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,600
BUT CRAZY SEEMS TO BE THE
549
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,067
COMMON DENOMINATOR.
550
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,167
NO, SILLY.
551
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,333
SOME WOMEN DON'T EVEN HAVE
552
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,400
SYMPTOMS AT ALL.
553
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,600
WELL -- WELL, TELL ME THIS.
554
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,067
WILL ELLA EVER WANT TO -- YOU
555
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,633
KNOW -- AGAIN?
556
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:38,533
I DON'T KNOW.
557
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:39,700
PERO SI USTED LA ABRAZA
558
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,367
SUAVECITO, ELLA NO VA A...PARA
559
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,233
SIEMPRE.
560
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,667
SAID "Sí."
561
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:45,900
SHE SAID "Sí."
562
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,567
SEE, "Sí" -- "Sí" MEANS "YES."
563
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,433
SEE, I KNOW THAT.
564
00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:49,500
I SPEAK A LITTLE --
565
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,567
"Sí" IS "YES." "Sí" IS YES.
566
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:51,667
SHE SAID "Sí."
567
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,300
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
568
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,967
OKAY, CEASE. CEASE.
569
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,400
I'M TELLING YOU, THAT'S "B".
570
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,767
HEY.
571
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:02,800
HEY.
572
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,800
HERE'S SOME MORE DETENTION
573
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,967
SLIPS.
574
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:06,867
OKAY, OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
575
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:07,867
CURTIS, GIVE ME YOUR BELT.
576
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:08,800
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
577
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,633
ABOUT, BABY!
578
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:10,467
THE BELT?
579
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,333
YES!
580
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,367
YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, BIG
581
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:13,400
HEAD.
582
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,767
THE BELT IS A TERRIBLE THING
583
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:15,700
TO WASTE.
584
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,200
HERE YOU ARE.
585
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,600
MALIK...
586
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,267
MALIK, THAT IS THE LINE, AND YOU
587
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,933
HAVE CROSSED IT!
588
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:26,067
Both: "THE LINE"?!
589
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,067
MALIK, GIVE ME MY DOGGONE
590
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,300
BELT!
591
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,400
THIS SAYS RIGHT HERE THAT YOU
592
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,300
GOT DETENTION FOR NOT TURNING IN
593
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,200
YOUR HOMEWORK.
594
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,533
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
595
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,533
YOU KNOW WHAT?
596
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,567
I'M GONNA TELL YOUR FATHER TAKE
597
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,933
YOU OUT OF THAT SCHOOL AND JUST
598
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,600
PUT YOU IN MILITARY SCHOOL.
599
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,433
THAT WILL GET HIM.
600
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:40,400
YEAH, THAT --
601
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,267
NO, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME OUT
602
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,200
OF SCHOOL.
603
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,067
PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF
604
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:43,867
SCHOOL.
605
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:44,900
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE
606
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,767
MISS JAMISON ANYMORE.
607
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:46,933
I THOUGHT YOU WAS OVER HER.
608
00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:48,967
I LIED.
609
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,933
SO WHUP ME NOW.
610
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,067
YOU HEARD HIM, UNCLE CURTIS.
611
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,367
GIVE AUNTIE ELLA THE BELT.
612
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,300
WHUP HIM.
613
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,800
GET HIM, BABY.
614
00:15:58,567 --> 00:15:59,667
I'M SAVING UP TO BUY HER A
615
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,700
RING.
616
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,967
BUT ONE DAY -- ONE DAY -- SHE
617
00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,300
WILL BE MRS. PAYNE.
618
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,400
OOH-HOO!
619
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,600
THAT BOY IS CRAZY!
620
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,700
GOT GOOD TASTE, THOUGH.
621
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,867
MALIK, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR
622
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:10,733
MIND?
623
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:11,600
YES!
624
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,967
YES, I HAVE LOST MY MIND.
625
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:18,067
I'M CRAZY.
626
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,867
I MEAN, EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY
627
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:23,133
EYES, I SEE HER FACE.
628
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,267
MISS JAMISON.
629
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,367
[ SIGHS ]
630
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,300
MISS JAMISON.
631
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,800
MISS JAMISON.
632
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,333
YOU GET ANOTHER DETENTION,
633
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,600
THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN YOUR
634
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,067
EYES, YOU'RE GONNA SEE MY BELT.
635
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,667
MY BELT.
636
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:42,267
MY BELT!
637
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,333
THIS IS CRAZY.
638
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,533
I KNOW SHE THINKS MY FAMILY IS
639
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:45,433
CRAZY.
640
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:46,667
ONE CHILD STEALS RATS --
641
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,067
HEY, IT WAS NOT A RAT.
642
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,133
IT WAS A HAMSTER, AND I SAVED
643
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,067
IT.
644
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,533
AND THE OTHER CHILD GETS
645
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,600
DETENTION ON PURPOSE!
646
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600
WHAT -- WHERE YOU ALL GET THIS
647
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,567
FROM?!
648
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:58,700
JANINE'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY.
649
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,367
YOU KNOW THAT.
650
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,533
HEY, YOU GOT ANY MORE DETENTION
651
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:07,333
SLIPS?
652
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,833
NO.
653
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:10,667
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, NONE
654
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:11,733
OF MY TEACHERS WILL GIVE ME
655
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,467
DETENTION.
656
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,733
I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING
657
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:15,867
MISS JAMISON.
658
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,933
BOY, YOU ARE CRAZY.
659
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,167
WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT
660
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,433
I DIDN'T DO IT.
661
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:22,567
WELL, GOOD.
662
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:23,867
NICE TO KNOW YOU HAVEN'T TOTALLY
663
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:24,933
LOST IT.
664
00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:28,667
YEAH. BUT HE'S REAL CLOSE.
665
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,300
WE GONNA GO TO THAT SCHOOL,
666
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,700
AND YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE TO HER.
667
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,533
NO. NO, I'M NOT.
668
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,833
I CAN'T STAND HER.
669
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,933
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
670
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:37,133
YESTERDAY, YOU WAS IN LOVE WITH
671
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:37,967
HER.
672
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,133
WHAT HAPPENED?
673
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,467
SHE PICKED SOMEBODY ELSE AS
674
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:41,733
HALL MONITOR.
675
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,467
[ SMOOCHING ]
676
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:45,433
FORGET YOU, JAZMINE.
677
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:48,067
SHE WASN'T THAT CUTE, ANYWAY.
678
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,067
HMM.
679
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,100
YOU BETTER GET YOUR EYES
680
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,167
CHECKED.
681
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,667
THAT WOMAN IS FINE!
682
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,100
All: GET OUT!
683
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:56,967
I WAS GOING TO GET SOME
684
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,767
WATER-- I'M THIRSTY.
685
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,800
YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME.
686
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,167
THIS IS MY HOUSE!
687
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,433
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, ELLA.
688
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,333
EVENTUALLY, THERE WILL BE NO
689
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,533
MORE CRAMPS, NO MORE BLOATING,
690
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,600
AND NO MORE AUNT FLOW.
691
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,067
AMEN TO THAT. AMEN TO THAT.
692
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,100
[ HORN BLOWS ]
693
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,467
[ LAUGHTER ]
694
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,700
OOH. OOH, OOH, OOH.
695
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,800
I THINK I'M HAVING MY OWN
696
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,933
PERSONAL, PRIVATE SUMMER RIGHT
697
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:25,900
NOW.
698
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:26,967
THAT'S WHY I MADE THESE
699
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:27,767
DRINKS.
700
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,867
MENOPAUSE MOJITOS.
701
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:30,967
DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH.
702
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,333
IT WILL SNEAK UP ON YOU.
703
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,367
WOW.
704
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:38,100
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I AM GOING
705
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,933
THROUGH MENOPAUSE THIS SOON.
706
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,567
OH, PLEASE.
707
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,300
ELLA, HONEY, SOME WOMEN GO
708
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,433
THROUGH PREMATURE MENOPAUSE AS
709
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,800
EARLY AS THEIR 20s.
710
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,833
UNH-UNH. REALLY?
711
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,067
YEAH.
712
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,800
BUT FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT.
713
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,400
WE ARE HERE TO CELEBRATE OUR
714
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,867
SANCTIFIED SOUL SISTER, ELLA, AS
715
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,600
SHE GOES THROUGH THIS RITE OF
716
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,233
PASSAGE WITH A HOT-FLASH BASH.
717
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,533
MM, WHOO!
718
00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:02,567
* HALLELUJAH! *
719
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,400
* HALLELUJAH! *
720
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,467
* HALLELUJAH! *
721
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,733
[ Off-key ] * HALLELUJAH! *
722
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:07,967
YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DO MISS
723
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:09,267
THAT NOTE.
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