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I'M GOING TO GET HIM
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RIGHT HERE!
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[C.J. YELLS]
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HE'S RIGHT HERE --
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AAH!
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HE'S TRYING TO --
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[IMITATES LASER]
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[C.J. SCREAMS]
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I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!
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I GOT HIM, BABY!
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I GOT YOU FIRST.
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NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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YOU WAS DEAD.
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I KNOW -- WE GOT EVERYTHING
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FOR MALIK'S PARTY.
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[CURTIS LAUGHS]
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WE GOT HOTDOGS, WE GOT -- WE GOT
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HAMBURGERS, WE GOT ICE CREAM,
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AND WE GOT THE LASER TAG.
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OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THE KIDS
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GOING TO LOVE THE LASER TAG.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY -- THESE
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THINGS AIN'T NOTHING BUT
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OVERPRICED FLASHLIGHTS.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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WELL, THEN WHY WERE Y'ALL UP
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PLAYING WITH THEM ALL NIGHT?
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WE HAD TO BREAK THEM IN --
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DUH!
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HERE YOU GO.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY WISH LIST.
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I WANT THE PEPPERMINT.
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WHAT DO YOU NEED WITH A CELL
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PHONE THAT HAS A -- A VIDEO
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CAMERA ON IT, G.P.S., AND A --
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A 10-MEGAPIXEL CAMERA?
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WHAT?
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BECAUSE IT'S COOL.
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MALIK, GET OVER HERE.
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I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU "COOL."
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KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
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"COOL" IS.
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WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
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A HOUSE PHONE?
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NOT!
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"A HOUSE PHONE"?
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THIS IS MORE THAN A HOUSE PHONE,
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SON.
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YOU CAN CRACK NUTS WITH IT.
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NOT ONLY DOES IT RECEIVE AND
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YOU CAN MAKE CALLS ON IT, BUT
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YOU CAN USE IT IF SOMEBODY'S
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INTRUDING -- ACT LIKE YOU GOING
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TO BREAK IN.
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LET'S SAY YOU'RE HERE AT THE
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HOUSE ALL BY YOURSELF, ME AND
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YOUR AUNTIE'S IN PANAMA
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SOMEWHERE ENJOYING OURSELVES,
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YOUR DADDY LOOKING FOR YOUR MAMA
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AT THE CRACK HOUSE.
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SO YOU'RE HERE BY YOURSELF,
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AIN'T NOBODY HERE, AND ALL
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OF A SUDDEN, YOU AND JAZZY JUST
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WATCHING TV, JUST WATCHING, AND
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WHO -- "OOH, THERE'S SOMEBODY
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HERE!"
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CRACK!
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OH!
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CRACK!
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NOW, THAT'S COOL.
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SEE?
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THAT STYLE OF PHONE DO
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EVERYTHING.
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YOU DON'T NEED NO NEW ONE.
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[ELLA and C.J. LAUGH]
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OK, WELL, MY REASONS FOR
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WANTING A CELL PHONE ARE MUCH
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MORE PRACTICAL.
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JAZMINE, IT'S NOT YOUR
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BIRTHDAY AND YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
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BESIDES, YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH
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SOMEBODY WHO HAS A CELL PHONE.
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
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OK -- UH -- WELL, WHAT IF
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I'M IN AN EMERGENCY?
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I'M NOT ALWAYS WITH PEOPLE WHO
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HAVE A -- A WAY TO CALL HOME,
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HUH?
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UH -- WHAT IF ME AND JAZZY WALK
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HOME FROM SCHOOL ONE DAY AND WE
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JUST HAPPEN TO GET JUMPED, HUH,
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AND WE DON'T HAVE NO CELL PHONE
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TO CALL FOR HELP?
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MALIK, THE LAST TIME YOU GOT
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INTO A FIGHT, YOU SCREAMED
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SO LOUD THAT YOU DIDN'T NEED
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A CELL PHONE.
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
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WELL, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR
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BREATH BECAUSE DADDY'S BEING
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CHEAP -- LIKE UNCLE CURTIS.
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WHAT -- WHAT YOU SAY?
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I AM NOT CHEAP, I'M THRIFTY.
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TAKE THAT.
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THAT'S FOR YOU.
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO
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WITH THESE CANS?
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EMPTY THEM OUT, CLEAN THEM
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UP, TIE SOME STRING TO IT, AND
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TALK ALL YOU WANT TO.
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AND THE BEST PART OF IT IS YOU
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AIN'T GOT TO WAIT TILL 7:00.
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YOU GOT UNLIMITED MINUTES.
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AND IF YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND
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BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE -- SHH --
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YOU GOT CALL WAITING.
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HEY, FLOYD, YOU HAVE KEYS
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TO THE BATHROOM?
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I NEED SOME TISSUE.
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OK.
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WE'RE TRYING TO CONSERVE
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AROUND HERE.
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ONE FOR MONDAY --
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WHAT?
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TWO FOR WEDNESDAY --
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AND ONE MORE FOR FRIDAY
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AND THE WEEKEND.
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DON'T USE IT ALL IN ONE PLACE,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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WAIT A MINUTE -- HOLD UP,
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HOLD UP.
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THREE SHEETS?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
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WITH THREE SHEETS?
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FLOYD, DON'T SAY IT.
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PLEASE DON'T SAY IT.
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FLOYD, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OK, KIKI, IT'S BEEN SLOW
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AROUND HERE, ALL RIGHT, AND WE
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NEED TO CONSERVE OUR RESOURCES.
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I MEAN, WE GOT TO TIGHTEN
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OUR BELTS.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE GOING
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TO START CONSERVING WITH WATER
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AND ELECTRICITY FIRST.
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WAIT A MINUTE -- HOLD ON, HOW
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WE SUPPOSED TO USE OUR CLIPPERS
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WITHOUT ELECTRICITY?
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YOU'RE NOT.
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USE SCISSORS.
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WE USED TO USE THEM BACK IN THE
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DAY AND THAT'S GOOD FOR NOW.
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YOU CAN'T CUT NO BLACK MAN'S
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HEAD WITH NO SCISSORS!
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HEY, IF WE CAN'T CONSERVE AND
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SAVE SOME MONEY, THEN I'M GOING
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TO HAVE TO CUT ONE OF Y'ALL.
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OH, YOU WANT TO CUT?
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OH -- WE CAN CUT.
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NO, KIKI --
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WE CAN CUT!
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NO, SUSIE SCISSORHANDS.
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WE NEED TO CUT ON EXPENSES,
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OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO HAVE
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TO LET ONE OF Y'ALL GO.
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WHAT?
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OH, MAN.
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HMM.
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NICE KNOWING YOU, CALVIN.
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YOU KNOW THE SAYING --
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"LAST ONE IN, FIRST ONE OUT."
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TOUGH BREAK, KID.
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I MEAN, IF YOU KNEW HOW TO DO
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NAILS OR CUT HAIR, WE COULD USE
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YOU BUT SINCE YOU CAN'T, WALK.
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SO Y'ALL GOING TO LET FLOYD
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JUST FIRE ME?
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YEAH.
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BUT I -- I THOUGHT WE WERE
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FRIENDS.
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YUP.
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I'M SHOCKED, I'M -- I'M HURT,
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I'M --
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UNEMPLOYED.
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HEY, SON!
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LOOK, WE GETTING THE PARTY READY
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FOR YOU -- LOOK AT THAT, MAN!
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EVERYTHING GOING TO BE GREAT
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BY TONIGHT.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, AND DO YOU LIKE
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THE BANNER I MADE FOR YOU?
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALI"?
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WHAT -- WHERE'S THE K?
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I RAN OUT OF ROOM, BUT YOU --
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YOU KNOW YOUR NAME.
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SEE -- HE'S SPEECHLESS.
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I TOLD YOU HE'D LIKE IT.
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NOW, WHERE CAN WE PUT UP
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THE PINATA?
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NO, NO -- PINATA?
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NO, LOOK -- I MEAN, WHY CAN'T I
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HAVE JUST A NORMAL PARTY WITH
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A D.J., SOME LOUDSPEAKERS,
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A CATERER, SOME DIM LIGHTS,
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AND SOME GO-GO DANCERS?
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HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
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YOU AIN'T HAVING NO D.J. AND
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NO GO-GO GIRLS.
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YOU GOING TO HAVE A BOOM BOX,
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OLD SCHOOL.
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AND AS FAR AS YOUR CATERER,
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THAT'LL BE ME AT THE GRILL WITH
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THE HAMBURGERS AND HOTDOGS.
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MALIK, YOU CAN FORGET
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THE GO-GO DANCERS.
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YOU MAY AS WELL JUST GO-GO BACK
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TO SLEEP -- YOU'RE DREAMING.
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ALL MY FRIENDS ARE COMING.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO IMPRESS
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TAYLOR IF WE'RE PLAYING PIN
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THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY?
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WE GOING TO PIN THE TAIL
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ON YOU?
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OK, I'M GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE
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OF THAT AND SHOW IT TO EVERYBODY
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IN THE SCHOOL -- IT'S GOING
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TO BE FUNNY.
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SHUT UP, OK?
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MAN, THIS WHOLE THING IS WACK!
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I MEAN, IF I CAN'T HAVE A PARTY
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THE WAY I WANT IT, I DON'T WANT
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NO PARTY AT ALL.
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YOU MAD, SON?
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YOU MAD, SON?
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THAT'S ALL YOU GOING TO SAY?
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THAT'S ALL YOU GOING TO DO?
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[ELLA CHUCKLES]
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I DON'T GET IT.
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I DON'T -- YOU JUST GOING TO LET
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IT GO DOWN LIKE THIS?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY GOD GIVES
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SOME PEOPLE CHILDREN.
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HE JUST SAID HE DIDN'T WANT
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NO PARTY.
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AH -- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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JAZMINE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
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TO DO?
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BEAT HIM?
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"BEAT HIM?"
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OK.
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OK, I GOT IT, ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY,
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LISTEN UP.
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I FOUND A WAY TO GO AHEAD AND
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INCREASE INCOME WITHOUT LETTING
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ANYBODY OFF.
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OOH, GOOD, COOL.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS I'M
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GOING TO RAISE YOUR BOOTH RENT
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BY 10%.
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WHAT?
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YEAH.
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YES!
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UH -- SAY, BRO, YOUR HAIRCUT
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JUST WENT UP $10.
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I'M SORRY, PEOPLE, THERE'S
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JUST NO OTHER WAY TO STAY
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IN BUSINESS.
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I'M SORRY.
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AND WHAT YOU SO HAPPY FOR
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OVER THERE, HAPPY FEET?
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I DON'T HAVE A BOOTH -- HA.
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KEEP DANCING AND YOU WON'T
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HAVE A TOOTH.
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MAN, FORGET THIS!
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I SAY WE STRIKE!
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THEY TRIED THAT IN DETROIT --
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CITY AIN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
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D, HOW WE GOING TO GET PAID
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IF WE STRIKE?
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OH, YOU RIGHT -- BAD IDEA.
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WAIT, I GOT IT.
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WHY DON'T WE, LIKE, DO, LIKE,
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A BINGO NIGHT OR, LIKE, DOMINOS
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GAME, RAISE MONEY?
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YEAH.
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YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE COULD SELL SUSHI!
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OH -- WE IN THE PROJECTS!
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BLACK PEOPLE DON'T EAT
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NO SUSHI!
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HEY, HEY, WAIT, NOW.
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IF -- IF WE FRY IT, THEY MIGHT.
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[ALL AGREE]
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TSK, TSK, TSK.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE,
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LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.
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AHEM.
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I'VE LOOKED AT THE BOOKS
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AGAIN AND EVEN WITH THE
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INCREASE IN YOUR -- YOUR BOOTH
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RENTAL AND EVERYTHING, I'M STILL
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GOING TO HAVE TO LET
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SOMEBODY GO.
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HE REALLY GOING TO FIRE
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ONE OF Y'ALL.
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ONE OF US?
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THIS IS A BARBERSHOP.
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WE CUT HAIR. YOU DO NAILS.
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AND I DO THEM GOOD.
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PLEASE -- YOU BRING IN
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THE PERVERTS.
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WE BRING IN ALL THE REAL
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CUSTOMERS.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOUR
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CUSTOMERS DON'T COME BACK TO GET
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THAT CROOKED LINEUP YOU DO.
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PLEASE -- MY LINEUP IS TIGHT!
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WAIT -- HOLD UP --
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YOUR LINEUP IS NOT TIGHT!
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WAIT, WAIT, JUST STAY CALM,
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HERE, ALL RIGHT, LET'S STAY
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TOGETHER.
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HE CAN'T FIRE US ALL OR ELSE
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HE'S GOING TO GO OUT
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OF BUSINESS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I SAY IF ONE OF US GOES, WE
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ALL GO -- POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
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STICK TOGETHER.
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THEY TRIED THAT IN L.A. --
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AIN'T SEEN A BLACK SITCOM SINCE.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, PEOPLE.
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ALL RIGHT, DANA --
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OH!
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HOLLER!
340
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THIS IS A BARBERSHOP.
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IT'S A BARBERSHOP!
342
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT HAPPENED TO
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"BLACK POWER, WE GOING TO STICK
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TOGETHER"?
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ALL I WAS GOING TO SAY IS
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DANA, FLIP THE SWITCH TO "OFF"
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SO WE CAN BE CLOSED AND LOCK
348
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THE DOOR SO WE CAN TALK.
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OK. IT'S ONE OF Y'ALL.
350
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EXCUSE ME.
351
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NOW, CONTINUING HERE --
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UM -- DELANTE --
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OH, MAN!
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I KNEW IT, MAN, I --
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A'IGHT, A'IGHT, NOW I CAN SAY
356
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WHAT I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU,
357
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YOU -- YOU STUPID,
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CORNY-JOKE TELLING,
359
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LOU GOSSETT JR., BALDHEADED,
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NO-SHOE-SHININ' --
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MAN, I STUCK WITH YOU FOR FIVE
362
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YEARS, MAN, FIVE YEARS, MAN!
363
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I COULD'VE MADE SOME MORE MONEY
364
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SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT YOU KNOW WHY
365
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I STUCK WITH YOU?
366
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LOYALTY.
367
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OH.
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ARE YOU FINISHED?
369
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NOW I'M DONE.
370
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I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU BEEN
371
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WITH ME THE LONGEST, SO I CAN'T
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"LET YOU GO."
373
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO MAKE A NOTE ABOUT
375
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THIS LITTLE OUTBURST, ALL RIGHT?
376
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NO, THEY --
377
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YOU -- THEY JUST JOKES.
378
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YOU KNOW WE --
379
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I LOVE YOU.
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HEY!
381
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YOU ALREADY SINGED THE HAIR OFF
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MY FACE.
383
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:53,467
NOW, KIKI --
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WHAT'S UP, HUH?
385
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WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY TO KIKI?
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HUH?
387
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WHAT'D YOU SAY?
388
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,100
UM -- CALVIN?
389
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,967
MAN! I KNEW IT!
390
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I'M SORRY, BROTHER, BUT
391
00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:09,867
BECAUSE OF HEALTH REASONS --
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO.
393
00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:12,267
BUT -- BUT, FLOYD, I -- I
394
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THOUGHT I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB.
395
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SEE -- LOOK, IT'S CLEAN.
396
00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:16,300
SON, YOU ARE -- YOU ARE DOING
397
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A GOOD JOB.
398
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I'M SORRY, I'M GOING TO HAVE
399
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TO LET YOU GO, MAN.
400
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,733
SO, IS -- IS THIS ABOUT
401
00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:21,700
THE VODKA BOTTLE I FOUND
402
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,667
IN YOUR SHOESHINE KIT?
403
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:25,267
FLOYD, BABY, IT'S ME --
404
00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:26,967
I SAID I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
405
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,900
NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT --
406
00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,167
BUT I'M FEELING A WHOLE LOT
407
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:33,467
BETTER ABOUT MY DECISION.
408
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LOOK, SORRY, MAN.
409
00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:36,900
OK, WHAT IF I -- WHAT IF I
410
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COME UP WITH A PLAN WHERE YOU
411
00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:38,900
CAN AFFORD TO KEEP ME?
412
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,700
THEN CAN I STAY?
413
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[FLOYD SIGHS]
414
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SURE, SURE.
415
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:45,033
BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU HAVE TO GO.
416
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[ALL HUM "TAPS"]
417
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:55,067
OK, FINE, FINE, I'M LEAVING!
418
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:55,867
HEY, CALVIN?
419
00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:57,300
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW,
420
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,267
KIKI -- I'M GOING TO MISS
421
00:10:58,267 --> 00:10:59,633
YOU GUYS, TOO.
422
00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:00,567
NO, I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
423
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:01,567
I'M GLAD YOU'RE LEAVING BECAUSE
424
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:02,533
YOU HAD ONE MORE AGAIN TO PARK
425
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,567
IN MY PARKING SPOT, AND I WAS
426
00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:06,267
GOING TO HAVE TO USE THAT BLADE.
427
00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:09,267
Y'ALL BE BREEZY.
428
00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:10,233
THERE'S ALWAYS THE POST
429
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,233
OFFICE.
430
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,833
HEY, HEY!
431
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,600
THE PARTY IS POPPING!
432
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,800
HEY-HEY!
433
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,667
WHAT UP, KEVIN?
434
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,067
KEVIN, YOU -- YOU TALK TO MALIK?
435
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,733
YEP.
436
00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:28,467
WELL, WHAT'D HE SAY?
437
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,100
HE SAID HE'S STILL MAD AND
438
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,367
HE'S NOT COMING OUT.
439
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,967
WELL, TELL HIM THAT I SAID HE
440
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:35,200
IS MISSING A GREAT PARTY --
441
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,267
IT'S POPPING UP IN HERE.
442
00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,400
WELL, WHERE IS IT?
443
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,567
MAYBE WE ALL CAN GO.
444
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,367
MAN, LOOK AT ALL THESE
445
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,267
KIDS -- WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
446
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,700
LOOK AT --
447
00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,767
THIS IS A GREAT --
448
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,200
OK, YEAH, I GUESS IT IS
449
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,067
STARTING A LITTLE SLOW.
450
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,067
"SLOW"?
451
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,367
MAN, THIS PARTY'S WACK.
452
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,700
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM IF ANYTHING
453
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,667
JUMPS OFF.
454
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:56,067
HOLLER.
455
00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,233
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
456
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,667
YOU GO TELL MALIK THAT I SAID IF
457
00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,600
HE DON'T GET HIS BUTT OUT HERE
458
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,400
RIGHT NOW --
459
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,333
OK, WELL, I'LL TELL HIM THAT.
460
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,367
WHAT ABOUT YOU, AUNT ELLA?
461
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,167
YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
462
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,700
THIS PARTY IS WACK!
463
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,967
C.J., I HAVE MORE FUN STANDING
464
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:10,800
IN LINE AT A D.M.V.!
465
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,067
I'M SORRY, SWEETIE, MALIK WAS
466
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:13,667
RIGHT.
467
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,533
SO I GUESS I'M NOT GOING
468
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,300
TO GET FATHER OF THE YEAR
469
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:15,933
ON THIS ONE, HUH?
470
00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:18,700
OH, NO. NO, NO.
471
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,767
WHO DIED?
472
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,867
NO ONE -- THIS IS MALIK'S
473
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,167
BIRTHDAY PARTY!
474
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,067
MAN, THIS PARTY IS WACK.
475
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:25,867
CALVIN, I NEED YOUR HELP,
476
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:26,533
MAN.
477
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,400
I NEED TO LIVEN THIS THING UP.
478
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,700
YEAH, SISTER BABY NEEDS SOME
479
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,067
COFFEE OR SOMETHING.
480
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,367
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, MAN?
481
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,133
WELL, FOR A SMALL FEE, I CAN
482
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,067
HAVE THIS PARTY JUMPING
483
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,100
IN NO TIME.
484
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,133
HMM.
485
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,100
HOW MUCH WE TALKING?
486
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,367
WELL, THAT DEPENDS -- HOW BAD
487
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:42,867
YOU WANT MALIK TO FORGIVE YOU?
488
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,433
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
489
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,200
HA!
490
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,333
YES, SIR.
491
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,500
YEAH, THERE YOU GO, MAN.
492
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,933
P TO THE FOURTH POWER,
493
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,233
AT YOUR SERVICE.
494
00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:52,167
YEAH, Y'ALL GOING TO NEED
495
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,333
TO HYPIN' UP BECAUSE POOKIE AND
496
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,900
PEANUT'S PARTY PLANNER SERVICE
497
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,400
IS HERE TO --
498
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,267
YEAH!
499
00:12:58,267 --> 00:12:59,167
JUMP IT OFF!
500
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,267
I'M TALKING ABOUT FROM BANK HEAD
501
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,333
TO BUNK HEAD -- THAT'S HOW WE
502
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,067
DO.
503
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,067
FROM OVER THERE TO RIVERDALE,
504
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,067
WE MAKE IT HAPPEN.
505
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,667
WE KEEPS THE PARTY CRACKIN'.
506
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,067
LET'S DO IT.
507
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,433
YEAH.
508
00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:09,100
[MUSIC PLAYS]
509
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,600
* UH, POP, OOH, POP
510
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,967
WAIT -- HOLD, HOLD, HOLD!
511
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:12,633
OH --
512
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:13,833
WHOO-HOO!
513
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:14,767
I AIN'T SWEATED THIS MUCH SINCE
514
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,500
I PARTIED WITH -- UM --
515
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,233
ROSA PARKS AND THEM?
516
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:16,833
NO, NO, NO --
517
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,767
BACK OF THE BUS TOUR?
518
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:21,800
WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
519
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,600
WHAT'S GOING ON, CAL?
520
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,067
HEY.
521
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:23,933
HEY, WAIT -- WHERE YOU BEEN,
522
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:24,567
MAN?
523
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:25,500
I THOUGHT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
524
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,333
THINKING UP A WAY TO SAVE YOUR
525
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:26,900
JOB.
526
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:27,867
OH, I HAD TO SAVE MY COUSIN'S
527
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:29,367
BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND NOW I AM
528
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,667
HERE TO SAVE THE SHOP.
529
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,167
HA -- IT'S WHAT I DO.
530
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:34,400
OOH, WERE THERE ANY CUTE BOYS
531
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,067
AT THIS PARTY?
532
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,067
THEY'RE 13.
533
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:38,933
OH.
534
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,233
THEY GOT ANY CUTE DADDIES?
535
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:41,833
LOOK, ANYWAY, I'VE COME UP
536
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,100
WITH A PLAN TO SAVE THE SHOP
537
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,933
AND MY JOB.
538
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:45,967
ALL RIGHT, CALVIN, WHAT YOU
539
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:46,767
GOT?
540
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,167
OK, COME ON, SIT DOWN.
541
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,133
I GOT -- I GOT A CUSTOMER.
542
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,133
OH, IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL,
543
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,533
HE'LL WAIT.
544
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:55,233
ALL RIGHT, WE BURN DOWN THE SHOP
545
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:58,467
AND COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY.
546
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,367
YOUR DADDY IS THE FIRE CHIEF
547
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:01,333
AND YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING LIKE
548
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,600
THAT?
549
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,633
WELL, THAT WAS POOKIE AND
550
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,067
PEANUT'S IDEA, BUT I GOT MY OWN
551
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:05,833
IDEA.
552
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,633
CHECK THIS OUT -- NEW UNIFORMS
553
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,733
FOR DANA AND KIKI.
554
00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:10,467
BAM!
555
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,667
OH!
556
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,133
OH, UH-UH!
557
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,667
WHERE IS MY RAZOR?
558
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,833
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
559
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,667
OK, OK -- HOLD THAT -- I GOT --
560
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:20,700
I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.
561
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,933
BETTER BE GOOD.
562
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:24,467
OK, WE GET A 50" TV AND A
563
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,067
LIQUOR LICENSE, AND EVERY DAY
564
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,600
AT 2:00, WE HAVE "HAPPY HAIRCUT
565
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,333
HOUR."
566
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,533
THAT WAY, YOU CAN DRINK UP WHILE
567
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,900
YOU GET LINED UP.
568
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,900
HA-HA.
569
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,667
SOUND GOOD?
570
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,867
SOUND GOOD TO ME, BRO.
571
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:36,067
AND THAT IDEA'S JACKED UP.
572
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:36,933
NEXT?
573
00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:38,067
CALVIN, YOU REALLY DIDN'T
574
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,800
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, DID YOU?
575
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,067
BRO, I'M -- I'M SORRY,
576
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:41,933
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO,
577
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:42,533
MAN.
578
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,400
[PHONE RINGS]
579
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,333
HELLO?
580
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,467
NO, THEY DIDN'T LIKE ANY
581
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,067
OF MY IDEAS.
582
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,800
WHAT?
583
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,500
BABY, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
584
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,300
OK, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
585
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,700
UH -- FLOYD?
586
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,400
HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME A PARTNER?
587
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,867
BRO, YOU DON'T KNOW
588
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,367
ANYTHING ABOUT THE BARBERSHOP
589
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,233
BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT?
590
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,600
AND BESIDES, YOU CAN'T EVEN CUT
591
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,167
HAIR AS GOOD AS KIKI.
592
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,600
NO, BUT I DO HAVE A WOMAN
593
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,233
THAT ADORES ME.
594
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,400
MIRANDA JUST OFFERED TO GIVE ME
595
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,067
THE MONEY TO BUY MYSELF IN.
596
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,933
SO, YOU TAKE 50% AND MIRANDA
597
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,667
AND I EACH WILL TAKE 25%.
598
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,267
OOH, YOU DOING MATH NOW?
599
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:27,400
LOOK HERE, THERE IS NO AMOUNT
600
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,433
OF MONEY THAT YOU CAN OFFER ME
601
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:32,400
TO TAKE OVER THIS BUS--
602
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,700
THAT MUCH?
603
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,533
WELCOME TO THE BARBERSHOP
604
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:36,533
BUSINESS.
605
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,433
ALL RIGHT, PARTNER.
606
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:38,233
YEAH.
607
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,267
WHOO, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY,
608
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:39,967
MAN!
609
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:40,667
I KNOW.
610
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:41,800
AND A LAP DANCE, TOO?
611
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,667
MAKE SURE SHE SCHEDULES
612
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:43,433
AN APPOINTMENT.
613
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:44,267
SHE DID NOT SAY "A LAP
614
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:45,233
DANCE."
615
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,700
ANYWAY, YOU'RE FIRED,
616
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,367
YOU'RE FIRED.
617
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,067
OH --
618
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:49,833
DELANTE, YOU CAN STAY --
619
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:50,733
I ALWAYS LIKED YOU.
620
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,367
MY MAN, MY MAN.
621
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:53,400
OK, SOMEBODY, CLEAN UP,
622
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,833
PLEASE, IT'S DIRTY IN HERE.
623
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:55,933
BRO, WE AIN'T GOT THAT MONEY
624
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:56,800
YET, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SIT
625
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800
DOWN SOMEWHERE.
626
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,433
MALIK, I JUST WANT YOU
627
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,700
TO KNOW THAT I HAD A WONDERFUL
628
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,600
TIME.
629
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,367
REALLY?
630
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,400
YEAH.
631
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,300
I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL
632
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,067
ON MONDAY.
633
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,700
OK.
634
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,800
THAT'S NASTY.
635
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,833
OH, ALL RIGHT, I SEE YOU,
636
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,633
BIG DOG.
637
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,100
OOH, THAT'S MY DUDE, THAT'S
638
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,700
MY DUDE RIGHT THERE.
639
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,800
MAN, THIS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER
640
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,600
PERFECTLY PLANNED POOKIE
641
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,267
AND PEANUT PARTY.
642
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,500
MAN, WE DID THE THING.
643
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,533
HEY, MAN, I GUESS OUR WORK
644
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,400
HERE IS FINISHED, PLAYBOY.
645
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,267
YEAH, MAN.
646
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,067
ALL RIGHT.
647
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,133
WE APPRECIATE IT, MAN,
648
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,700
BUT Y'ALL GOT TO PAY UP.
649
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,833
YES, SIR, YES, SIR.
650
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,533
GOOD LOOKIN' OUT.
651
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,333
GOOD LOOKIN' OUT.
652
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,133
LET ME COUNT THIS UP.
653
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:33,933
DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
654
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:34,867
[SIRENS]
655
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:35,567
OH, HEY --
656
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:36,467
OH, NO, THAT'S THE POLICE.
657
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:37,800
UM -- LOOK, WE GOT TO GO.
658
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,400
UM -- GET THAT BACK TO THE
659
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,433
RADIO -- THEY NEED THAT FOR THE
660
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,900
MORNING SHOW -- AND WE, WE
661
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,767
GOING TO GET AT Y'ALL LATER.
662
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:43,567
AND HOLLER AT US WHEN YOU
663
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,167
NEED US.
664
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,067
YEAH.
665
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:45,767
CALVIN, THE --
666
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,500
THE TURNTABLES IS HOT?
667
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,800
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
668
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,067
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
669
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:51,700
[DEEP VOICE]
670
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,067
OH -- UM -- WELL, DAD, YOU KNOW,
671
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,167
I JUST WANT TO, YOU KNOW --
672
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,867
UH -- SON, SON?
673
00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:58,967
TAYLOR'S GONE, YOU CAN TAKE ALL
674
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:01,233
THAT BASS OUT YOUR VOICE.
675
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:01,900
UH -- AHEM.
676
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,567
[NORMAL VOICE]
677
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,167
LOOK, SERIOUS, THOUGH, DAD, I DO
678
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,367
WANT TO JUST SAY I AM SORRY
679
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:08,333
ABOUT THE WAY I ACTED EARLIER.
680
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,633
YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY TURNED OUT
681
00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,067
TO BE A REALLY GREAT PARTY.
682
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,500
IT SURE DID.
683
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,200
PARTY OVER HERE!
684
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:21,933
JAZMINE, GO TO BED.
685
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:22,933
* Go, Jazmine
686
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,633
Go, Jazmine *
687
00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:25,900
MALIK, BABY, WE JUST GLAD YOU
688
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,133
HAD A GOOD TIME WITH ALL
689
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,100
YOUR FRIENDS.
690
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,067
OH, WE DID.
691
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,500
IT REALLY WAS A GOOD TIME.
692
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,967
I MEAN, EVEN IF I DIDN'T GET
693
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,067
A CELL PHONE, I GOT A KISS.
694
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,267
YOU GOT A KISS, MAN.
695
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,167
I GOT A KISS.
696
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,133
AND SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL, TOO.
697
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:37,900
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
698
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,400
OH -- I DO WANT TO THANK YOU,
699
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,733
COUSIN CALVIN, THANK YOU.
700
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,200
OH, NO PROBLEM, BIG DOG.
701
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,100
* YEAH, PARTY OVER HERE
702
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,600
YEAH, YEAH *
703
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,833
[PHONE RINGS]
704
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:49,667
THAT SOMEBODY'S PHONE
705
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,300
RINGING?
706
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,567
UH -- YEAH.
707
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:55,100
GO AHEAD AND GET THAT, MAN.
708
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,067
GO AHEAD, OPEN THAT UP,
709
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,467
THAT'S FOR YOU, MAN.
710
00:17:58,467 --> 00:17:59,500
WOW!
711
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,133
THANKS, DAD!
712
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,367
IT AIN'T THE ONE YOU WANTED,
713
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,067
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN THE HOUSE
714
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,267
PHONE.
715
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:05,933
THANK YOU.
716
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:07,300
I MEAN, EVEN AFTER THE WAY
717
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,067
I ACTED TODAY, YOU STILL GOT ME
718
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:09,733
ONE.
719
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:10,567
THAT'S MY BOY.
720
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,267
THANK YOU.
721
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:11,933
ALL RIGHT.
722
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:12,833
[MALIK LAUGHS]
723
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:13,800
GIVE ME SOME LOVE, MAN.
724
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,800
ALL RIGHT.
725
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,400
WHAT'S UP?
726
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,400
HANG UP THE PHONE.
727
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,633
DAD, I'M ON THE PHONE
728
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:25,433
WITH TAYLOR.
729
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:26,533
I SAID GET OFF THE PHONE,
730
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:27,633
BOY!
731
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:28,300
[DEEP VOICE]
732
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,133
TAYLOR, LET ME -- LET ME CALL
733
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,167
YOU BACK REAL QUICK -- MY
734
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,633
DAD TRIPPING, MAN.
735
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,800
I'M GOING TO CALL YOU LATER.
736
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,367
YOU TRIPPING.
737
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:40,433
THIS PHONE BILL IS OVER $150.
738
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:43,133
YOU GOT TEXT MESSAGING ON HERE,
739
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,333
YOU GOT RING TONES,
740
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,600
YOU GOT A CALL YOU MADE TO
741
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,233
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALI-- WHO DO
742
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:48,433
YOU KNOW IN RANCHO CUCAMONGA,
743
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:49,300
CALIFORNIA?
744
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,167
TAYLOR WAS VISITING
745
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,067
HER GRANDMOTHER.
746
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:51,867
AND YOU COULDN'T USE
747
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:52,667
THE HOUSE PHONE?
748
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,633
I DON'T HAVE ANY PRIVACY
749
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,667
ON THE HOUSE PHONE.
750
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,367
THIS IS GOING TO END.
751
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,367
GIVE ME THAT.
752
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,567
OK.
753
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,600
MAN, WHAT --
754
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,100
[THUD]
755
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,100
ALL THE PRIVACY YOU NEED.
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