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CHECK. 10 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:14,033 OH, AND CHECK. 11 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:16,200 MALIK, WE'RE GOING CAMPING, 12 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:16,967 NOT TO THE MALL. 13 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,133 GO PUT YOUR CARGO PANTS ON. 14 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,400 I THINK I LOOK PRETTY FLY. 15 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,433 MALIK, WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE 16 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:21,333 WOODS. 17 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,400 UNLESS YOU TRYING TO HOOK UP 18 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,733 WITH A SQUIRREL, YOU NEED TO GO 19 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:24,667 CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. 20 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:25,533 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, 21 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:26,200 BIG DOG. 22 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:26,867 DO YOU. 23 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:28,433 I WAS FLY ON MY FIRST CAMPING 24 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:29,167 TRIP, TOO. 25 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,500 SO WHAT IF I GOT BIT BY 26 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,167 MOSQUITOES AND GOT POISON IVY 27 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:33,900 AND STUNG BY A SWARM OF HORNETS 28 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,267 AND SPRAYED BY A SKUNK. 29 00:00:35,267 --> 00:00:36,800 BUT I WAS STILL THE FLYEST ONE 30 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,833 IN ALL THE PHOTOS. 31 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:38,833 AND THE FUNKIEST. 32 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:39,500 HATER. 33 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,533 WELL, THANK YOU, 34 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:41,367 COUSIN CALVIN. 35 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:43,167 YOU REALLY CONVINCED ME. 36 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:43,967 I'M OUT. 37 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:45,300 HEY, HEY, HEY. 38 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,233 YOU GOING. 39 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,200 YEAH, SON. 40 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,000 THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO BECOME ONE 41 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,367 WITH NATURE, TO BOND OVER 42 00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:54,167 CAMPFIRES, TO FISH IN THE GREAT 43 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:55,267 OUTDOORS. 44 00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:57,100 BUT THERE'S FISH AT THE 45 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,100 SUPERMARKET. 46 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,200 CAN'T WE BOND INDOORS ON SOME 47 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,900 DVDs AND CALL IT A DAY? 48 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,833 Both: NO. 49 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,067 GAME OF CHESS? 50 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,067 Both: NO. 51 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,133 VIDEO GAMES? 52 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,067 HELL, NO. 53 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:07,933 NOW, LOOK. 54 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:09,700 YOU GOING, AND THAT'S THAT. 55 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,433 DON'T WORRY, BIG DOG. 56 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:12,833 I GOT YOU COVERED. 57 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:15,667 LOOK, MALIK, WHEN I WAS ABOUT 58 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:17,533 TO TURN 13, I WENT ON MY FIRST 59 00:01:17,533 --> 00:01:19,300 CAMPING TRIP WITH MY DAD AND 60 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,267 UNCLE CURTIS. 61 00:01:20,267 --> 00:01:21,867 HERE WE GO WITH THIS. 62 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:23,733 AND, MAN, LET ME TELL YOU. 63 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,700 THIS WAS SOME OF THE BEST TIMES 64 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,733 I EVER HAD WITH MY DAD BEFORE HE 65 00:01:27,733 --> 00:01:28,400 PASSED. 66 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,267 [ SINGING MOURNFULLY ] 67 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:33,067 MAN...I MISS MY DAD. 68 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:35,067 LOOK, MALIK, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE 69 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:36,600 LIFE FOR GRANTED, SON. 70 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,500 ALL TIME SPENT WITH FAMILY IS 71 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,967 VERY IMPORTANT, OKAY? 72 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,067 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 73 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,500 ARE YOU READY TO CARRY ON THE 74 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,067 FAMILY TRADITION AND GO CAMPING 75 00:01:44,067 --> 00:01:45,067 WITH YOUR OLD MAN? 76 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,900 NOPE. 77 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,500 LOOK, YOU'RE GOING CAMPING IF 78 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,967 I GOT TO DRAG YOU WITH ONE OF 79 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:51,067 THESE FISHING HOOKS. 80 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,233 NOW GO GET IN THE CAR. 81 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:53,867 OKAY, GUYS, YOU READY? 82 00:01:53,867 --> 00:01:55,667 WE WERE BORN READY, BABY. 83 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:56,800 I WANT TO GO. 84 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,433 OH, SWEETIE, NO. 85 00:01:58,433 --> 00:02:00,267 THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY. 86 00:02:00,267 --> 00:02:02,467 THEN WHY IS MALIK GOING? 87 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,633 BECAUSE I'M A MAN, BABY. 88 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:05,967 NO, YOU'RE A BABY, MAN. 89 00:02:05,967 --> 00:02:06,767 ALL RIGHT. 90 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:08,100 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 91 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,133 WE'RE RUNNING LATE. 92 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:09,967 CAN'T BE LATE. 93 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:11,567 LAST TIME WE WAS LATE, WE HAD TO 94 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:12,867 PITCH A TENT IN THE DARK. 95 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:14,367 POOR CALVIN WOKE UP SANDWICHED 96 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,367 BETWEEN TWO BIG HAIRY WHITE 97 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:16,067 GUYS. 98 00:02:16,067 --> 00:02:17,367 [ Voice breaking ] AND I'M 99 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:18,200 STILL NOT READY TO TALK 100 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,067 ABOUT IT. 101 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:20,633 YOU GOT TO LET IT GO, SON. 102 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:21,633 GOT TO LET IT GO. 103 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:22,300 [ LAUGHS ] 104 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:22,967 MWAH. 105 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:23,833 ALL RIGHT, BABY. 106 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:24,567 BYE, BABE. 107 00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:25,900 OKAY, Y'ALL CALL ME WHEN 108 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,600 Y'ALL READY TO COME BACK HOME. 109 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,800 CURTIS. 110 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,533 BYE, GUYS. 111 00:02:33,533 --> 00:02:35,233 YOU READY? 112 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:37,333 * THE GIRLS... 113 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:45,633 I AM SO GLAD I DIDN'T GO 114 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:46,300 CAMPING. 115 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,433 THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN. 116 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:48,667 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 117 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:49,300 OKAY, WAIT. 118 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:50,733 I GOT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. 119 00:02:50,733 --> 00:02:52,100 I GOT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. 120 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,100 OKAY, JAZZY, JAZZY, AS THE 121 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,400 NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SANCTIFIED 122 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,233 SOUL SISTERS -- * HALLELUJAH! 123 00:02:58,233 --> 00:02:59,433 * HALLELUJAH! 124 00:02:59,433 --> 00:03:00,667 * HALLELUJAH! 125 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:01,700 * HALLELUJAH! 126 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,933 OOH, THAT WAS AWFUL. 127 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,267 WE GOT TO WORK ON THAT HARMONY 128 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:04,933 PART. 129 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:06,967 JAZZY, JAZZY, JAZZY. 130 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:10,067 YOU GET TO CHOOSE MY EYE SHADOW. 131 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:10,967 OKAY? 132 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:13,067 SO, STRAWBERRY BREEZE OR 133 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,067 CRANBERRY ICE? 134 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,200 STRAWBERRY BREEZE. 135 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,900 IT'LL HIDE THE WRINKLES BETTER. 136 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:17,633 [ LAUGHS ] 137 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,233 GIRL, YOU NEED MORE THAN 138 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,400 STRAWBERRY BREEZE. 139 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,700 YOU NEED AN AIRBRUSH. 140 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:22,967 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 141 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,067 CAN I USE YOURS? 142 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,067 OH, NO, BABY. 143 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:25,967 IT'S BROKEN. 144 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:27,400 I BURNED THE MOTOR OUT. 145 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,633 LADIES, ARE YOU READY TO SEE 147 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:31,600 JO'S NEW MAKEOVER? 148 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,400 NO. NO. NO. 149 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,100 WAIT, WAIT. 150 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,200 LET ME GET MY CAMERA. 151 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,367 COME ON, GIRLFRIEND. 152 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:36,333 DON'T TAKE ALL DAY. 153 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:37,067 OKAY. 154 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:39,867 DA-DA-DA-DAAAA! 155 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:42,667 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK? 156 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,200 SAY SOMETHING. 157 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,467 AWESOME. 158 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:48,367 MISS CARLA, CAN YOU MAKE ME LOOK 159 00:03:48,367 --> 00:03:49,600 LIKE RONALD McDONALD, TOO? 160 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,267 WHAT? 161 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:51,867 I DON'T LOOK LIKE A CLOWN, DO I? 162 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:52,533 OH, NO, NO, NO. 163 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,233 NO, NO, NO. 164 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:56,467 BUT CAN I GET A SMALL FRY AND A 165 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:57,767 CHOCOLATE SHAKE? 166 00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:58,567 [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:03:58,567 --> 00:04:00,067 GIRL, DID YOU GET YOUR 168 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,400 COSMETOLOGY LICENSE AT THE 169 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,067 CIRCUS? 170 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,333 WHATEVER, CLARETHA. 171 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,067 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER, 172 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:05,933 PUT YOUR MAKEUP WHERE YOUR MOUTH 173 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:06,600 IS. 174 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,733 BRING IT ON. 175 00:04:07,733 --> 00:04:09,067 OH, BABY, IT'S ALREADY BEEN 176 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:09,833 BROUGHT. 177 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:10,767 TA-DA! 178 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,067 WOW. 179 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,367 AND UNLIKE YOU, I WASN'T 180 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:14,433 CLOWNING. 181 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,067 YOU STILL NOT IN MY LEAGUE. 182 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:17,333 NOT IN YOUR LEAGUE? 183 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:18,400 CARLA, LOOK AT ME. 184 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,067 I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE MAKING 185 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,500 BALLOON ANIMALS AT A KID'S 186 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,367 BIRTHDAY PARTY. 187 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:25,567 OOH, CAN YOU MAKE ME A DOGGY? 188 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:27,100 AND SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAY 189 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,633 PARTIES, TIFFANY SAID AT 190 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:30,300 CHANTE'S PARTY, TOMMY SENT 191 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,167 MONICA A NOTE THAT SAID, "WILL 192 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:33,267 YOU GO WITH ME?" 193 00:04:33,267 --> 00:04:34,900 BUT LISA THOUGHT THE NOTE WAS 194 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,667 FOR HER, AND NOW TOMMY AND LISA 195 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,300 ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND, 196 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,900 AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 197 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:40,633 HUH? 198 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,833 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF? 199 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,833 CHILD, THE PLAYGROUNDS BE 200 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,433 TALKING. 201 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:47,300 C.J., YOU'RE HOLDING IT 202 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:47,967 WRONG. 203 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,600 UNCLE CURTIS, THERE AIN'T BUT 204 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,600 SO MANY WAYS TO HOLD IT. 205 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,833 YOU NEED TO DO IT MY WAY OR 206 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,067 TAKE A HIKE DOWN THE HIGHWAY. 207 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:53,967 MIGHT I SUGGEST -- 208 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:54,767 HUSH UP. WE GOT THIS. 209 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:55,633 YEAH, BOY, WE WAS DOING THIS 210 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:56,500 BEFORE YOU WAS BORN. 211 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,400 NOW, SEE? 212 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,167 WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 213 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:02,267 IT ONLY TOOK HIM 2 HOURS. 214 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,633 OH, HELL! 215 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:04,700 YOU DID THE SAME THING LAST 216 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:05,367 YEAR. 217 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,800 C.J., I TOLD YOU YOU WAS HOLDING 218 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,467 IT WRONG. 219 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:08,300 AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SO 220 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,367 CHEAP AND GET THE ONE WITH THE 221 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:10,633 INSTRUCTIONS IN GERMAN. 222 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:11,900 BUT IT WAS HALF OFF. 223 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:12,933 THAT'S WHY HALF OF IT BLEW 224 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:13,600 AWAY. 225 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,267 MAY I? 226 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:15,067 PLEASE. 227 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:16,100 YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE YOUR BED. 228 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:18,100 NOW YOU WANT TO PITCH A TENT. 229 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,100 WATCH AND LEARN. 230 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:24,067 AND THAT'S WHY I'M BUNKING 231 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,367 WITH HIM. 232 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,067 OH, LOOK. 233 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:27,067 TWO BIG HAIRY WHITE GUYS. 234 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:29,067 WHERE? 235 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,167 [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,733 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 237 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:35,400 GET UP. 238 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,267 WELL DONE, SON. 239 00:05:36,267 --> 00:05:37,400 GOOD JOB. 240 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,767 YOU PASSED YOUR FIRST MAN 241 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:39,500 TEST. 242 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,700 ALL RIGHT. 243 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,833 THIS IS COOL. 244 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,300 I'M BECOMING A MAN. 245 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,333 NOW WE'RE GONNA GO CATCH SOME 246 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,300 FISH! 247 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,500 HERE. 248 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,400 HOLD THE BAIT. 249 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,667 WHAT'S IN HERE? 250 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:50,867 JUST WORMS AND MINNOWS. 251 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,300 [ WHIMPERS ] 252 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,100 OKAY, THIS MIGHT TAKE A 253 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,167 LITTLE LONGER THAN WE THOUGHT. 254 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:55,833 * LOVE 255 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,067 * LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE 256 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:58,067 * LOVE, LOVE 257 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:58,867 * LOVE -- AND OUT. 258 00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:00,567 HELLO! 259 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:01,900 WHAT, JAZZY? 260 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,900 I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO THE 261 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,567 BRIDGE. 262 00:06:03,567 --> 00:06:05,600 I'M ABOUT TO JUMP OFF ONE. 263 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,700 THIS IS THE FOURTH SUPREMES 264 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,767 SONG. 265 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:08,900 WHEN DO WE GET TO SING SOMETHING 266 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,233 THAT I LIKE, SOMETHING THAT HAS 267 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:12,400 A MUSIC VIDEO? 268 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,267 O-OKAY. 269 00:06:13,267 --> 00:06:14,733 ALL RIGHT, JAZZY. 270 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:16,367 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SING? 271 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,633 JENNIFER HUDSON'S NEW SONG. 272 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:18,967 THAT'S JENNIFER HOLLIDAY'S 273 00:06:18,967 --> 00:06:20,067 OLD SONG. 274 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:21,533 WHO IS JENNIFER HOLLIDAY? 275 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:23,067 THE WOMAN WHO STARRED IN THE 276 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:25,867 STAGE PLAY LOOSELY BASED ON... 277 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:27,900 THE SUPREMES! 278 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,067 WAIT A MINUTE. 279 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:29,700 HOW DID WE GET BACK TO 280 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,067 THE SUPREMES? 281 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:34,167 JAZZY, EVERYTHING OLD BECOMES 282 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,533 NEW AGAIN. 283 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:37,167 EXCEPT CLARETHA. 284 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,667 THE ONLY REASON YOU KNOW THAT 285 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:39,867 IS BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN AROUND 286 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,767 TAKING NOTES. 287 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,067 YOUR MAMA. 288 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,800 OKAY, OKAY. 289 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,367 LET'S DO DESTINY'S CHILD. 290 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:46,167 OH! I'LL BE BEYONCé! 291 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,400 I WANT TO BE BEYONCé! 292 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,500 I AM BEYONCé. 293 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,467 OH! 294 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:50,500 OH, NO. 295 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,867 OH, NO. 296 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:53,800 OH, NO. 297 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,400 I'LL BE BEYONCé. 298 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,600 OKAY. 299 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,600 AUNT ELLA, YOU CAN BE KELLY. 300 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,067 I LIKE KELLY. 301 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,800 MISS CLARETHA, YOU CAN BE 302 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,467 MICHELLE. 303 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:03,900 OH, THANK YOU. 304 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,200 AND MISS JO AND MISS COLLINS, 305 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,500 YOU CAN BE THE TWO OTHER LADIES 306 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,667 WHO GOT KICKED OUT THE GROUP. 307 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:10,200 OOH, EXCUSE US. 308 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:10,867 COME ON, B. 309 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:13,267 COME ON, B. 310 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,233 OH, WAIT. 311 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,133 UH-OH. 312 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,300 I THOUGHT YOU SAID BEYONCé. 313 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,067 I DON'T HAVE MY KNEE WRAP. 314 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,067 WAIT A MINUTE. 315 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,700 IT'S A SPIN. 316 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:23,767 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 317 00:07:23,767 --> 00:07:25,267 LET'S COOK THESE BABIES UP. 318 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:26,633 C.J., WHAT YOU GOT? 319 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,533 WELL... 320 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,567 [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:31,533 C.J., I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE 322 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:32,067 BAIT. 323 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:32,833 I WANT TO SEE THE FISH YOU 324 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:33,433 CAUGHT. 325 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:34,267 THIS IS THE FISH. 326 00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:35,433 [ LAUGHS ] 327 00:07:35,433 --> 00:07:37,233 [ Laughing] WE COULD HAVE -- 328 00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:38,200 WE COULD HAVE SAVED TIME AND 329 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,333 COOKED THE BAIT. 330 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,067 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 331 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:40,900 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 332 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:41,567 BAM! 333 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:42,267 WHOO! 334 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:43,467 GOOD LORD! 335 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:44,133 GIVE THEM HERE. 336 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:45,067 HA-HA-HA! 337 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,067 WHAT KIND OF BAIT DID YOU USE? 338 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:46,700 BAIT? 339 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,600 PLEASE. I DON'T NEED NO BAIT. 340 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,467 I LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM YOU, 341 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:51,333 POPS. 342 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:52,067 TRUE THAT. 343 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:54,067 TRUE THAT. 344 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,433 HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE FISH 345 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,267 FROM? 346 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,367 THEY WERE ON SALE. 347 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,133 I TOLD YOU, I GOT YOU, BIG DOG. 348 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:00,067 I EVEN GOT TARTAR SAUCE IN THE 349 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:01,700 BAG. 350 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:02,600 ALL RIGHT. 351 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,400 ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. 352 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,200 WE NEED TO GET THESE BABIES 353 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,600 GOING BEFORE IT GETS DARK. 354 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,333 SO CALVIN, GO GET SOME WOOD. 355 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,633 WELL, SINCE MALIK IS IN 356 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:10,800 TRANSITION INTO MANHOOD, I THINK 357 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,500 HE SHOULD GO. 358 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,167 HMM. 359 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:12,833 HUH? 360 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,067 YEAH, SON. 361 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:15,767 IT'S ANOTHER MAN TEST. 362 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,333 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME MY DAD 363 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,567 SENT ME OUT TO GET WOOD. 364 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:19,700 OH, HERE WE GO. 365 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,067 I CAME BACK WITH AN ARMFUL 366 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:21,967 OF TWIGS. 367 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:23,667 HE BUILT A BIG PILE, AND THEN HE 368 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,433 STARTED A FIRE TO KEEP ME WARM. 369 00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,100 GOD... 370 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,767 I MISS MY DAD. 371 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:31,767 ALL RIGHT ALREADY, MAN! 372 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:33,167 I'LL GO GET THE WOOD. 373 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,900 BE BREEZY. 374 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:39,267 THERE IT IS. 375 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:40,600 OUCH! 376 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,967 YOU IDIOT! 377 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:44,667 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 378 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,800 THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN 379 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,067 MY DAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO CLEAN A 380 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:48,733 FISH. 381 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,533 MY DAD, HE COULD CLEAN AND 382 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:52,533 DEBONE A FISH IN 10 SECONDS 383 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,200 FLAT. 384 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,600 AND AFTER WE ATE IT, HE WOULD 385 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,867 SAY -- HE WOULD SAY, 386 00:08:55,867 --> 00:08:56,967 "C.J.! 387 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,133 C.J.! 388 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:00,200 THAT FISH WAS OFF THE HOOK!" 389 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,933 WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! 390 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,067 GOOD LORD, YOU BEEN TALKING 391 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,167 ABOUT YOUR FATHER FOR 45 392 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,500 MINUTES, C.J. 393 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,933 WE ASKED YOU TO SAY GRACE, NOT A 394 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,133 EULOGY. 395 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,067 WHERE'S MALIK? 396 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:10,433 OH, MAN. 397 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:11,833 H-HE'S STILL NOT BACK WITH THE 398 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,133 WOOD. 399 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:14,833 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 400 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:15,500 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 401 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,500 YOU KNOW MALIK IS SLOW. 402 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,233 HE PROBABLY -- HE'LL BE BACK 403 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:18,967 SOON. 404 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:19,833 HEY, HEY. 405 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,067 C.J., LET'S EAT WHILE HE -- 406 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:21,900 WHILE HE'S COMING BACK. 407 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:22,933 WHILE WE'RE WAITING, WE'LL EAT. 408 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:23,800 UNCLE CURTIS, WHAT IF A BEAR 409 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,267 ATTACKS HIM? 410 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:26,400 C.J., YOU KNOW MALIK IS 411 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,500 THICK. 412 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,467 WE'LL FIND HIM BEFORE THE BEAR 413 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,367 FINISHES HIM. 414 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:30,533 UNCLE CURTIS! 415 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:31,633 IT'S MY SON. 416 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:32,400 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 417 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,733 WE'LL GO FIND HIM. 418 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,400 COME ON, CALVIN. 419 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,233 LET'S GO FIND HIM. 420 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:37,167 OH, I'M COOL. 421 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,067 I'VE ONLY KNOWN THE BOY FOR 422 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:38,967 12 1/2 YEARS. 423 00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:40,433 I'M SURE I'LL GET OVER IT. 424 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,867 I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU -- 425 00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:44,067 BIG HAIRY WHITE GUYS! 426 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,233 WHATEVER. 427 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:46,600 I'M STILL NOT GOING. 428 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,600 ALL RIGHT, SUIT YOURSELF. 429 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,067 PUT THE FIRE OUT. 430 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,300 [ COYOTE HOWLING IN THE 431 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,067 DISTANCE ] 432 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:52,967 WAIT UP. 433 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:57,133 UH... 434 00:09:57,133 --> 00:09:58,333 [ BLOWING ] 435 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,333 WAIT UP! 436 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,967 HE CAN'T BE GONE. 437 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,033 I MEAN, HE'S JUST GOT TO COME 438 00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:07,033 BACK. 439 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,333 BUT WHAT IF WE NEVER SEE HIM 440 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,067 AGAIN? 441 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:09,933 BE STRONG, BABY. 442 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,833 BE STRONG. 443 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,033 WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP? 444 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,367 WE CAN'T HEAR THE MOVIE. 445 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,567 OKAY, OKAY. 446 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:16,800 YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS LOVE 447 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,633 YOU, RIGHT? 448 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,133 YES, I KNOW. 449 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:20,033 THEN TRUST THAT I'LL COME 450 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:20,800 BACK. 451 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,200 I WISH I HAD A MAN LIKE THAT. 452 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,900 I WISH I HAD A MAN. 453 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,367 WHAT MOVIE DO WE WATCH NEXT? 454 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,667 THE ONE WITH NICK CANNON. 455 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:30,433 NO. 456 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:31,533 LET'S WATCH THE ONE WITH 457 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,467 BORIS KODJOE. 458 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,200 GIRL, I LOVE HIM. 459 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,267 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 460 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,667 BUT YOU KNOW WHO I'M TIRED OF? 461 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,667 WHO? 462 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,467 THAT DENZIL. 463 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,433 All: IT'S DENZEL! 464 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,333 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 465 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,233 HE'S OLD LIKE...Y'ALL. 466 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:48,233 YOU NEED A NAP. 467 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,300 WHERE COULD MALIK BE? 468 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,333 YEAH, IT'S BEEN AT LEAST TWO 469 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,700 HOURS. 470 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,467 THE WOLVES ARE PROBABLY 471 00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:57,467 RAISING HIM NOW. 472 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:58,467 [ HOWLING ] 473 00:10:58,467 --> 00:10:59,533 SEE? I TOLD YOU. 474 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,700 MY POOR BOY. 475 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,733 OH, MAN UP, C.J. 476 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,067 THE HOWLING PROBABLY JUST MEANS 477 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:03,867 THEY'RE BRINGING HIM BACK. 478 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,667 MALIK. 479 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:06,667 MALIK! 480 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,433 C.J.! 481 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,100 MALIK! 482 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,067 Shh. 483 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,200 YOU GONNA BRING ATTENTION TO US, 484 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,333 MAN. 485 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,367 AIN'T THAT WHAT WE WANT? 486 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,500 NO, NOT IN THE WOODS WHERE 487 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,067 THERE'S ANIMALS INVOLVED. 488 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,633 I WANT MY DAD. 489 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,667 I MEAN, HE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO 490 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,800 ABOUT MALIK. 491 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,967 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I GOT 492 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:23,233 LOST. 493 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:25,733 I WAS SO SCARED, AND MY DAD, HE 494 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:27,600 JUST STAYED STRONG. 495 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,467 HE SAID -- 496 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:29,167 WILL YOU SHUT UP? 497 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,667 SHUT UP! 498 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,433 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE 499 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,367 PRAYING THAT GOD FORGIVES YOU 500 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,633 ANYWAY, 'CAUSE UNCLE CURTIS SENT 501 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:34,700 YOU TO GO GET THE WOOD, NOT 502 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,600 MALIK. 503 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,633 THIS AIN'T MY FAULT. 504 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:37,567 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS TAKING 505 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,800 SAD TRIPS DOWN MEMORY LANE ABOUT 506 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,567 YOUR DAD. 507 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:40,800 I BET -- I BET MALIK AIN'T EVEN 508 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,467 LOST. 509 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,733 I BET HE RAN AWAY...FROM YOU. 510 00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:43,867 OH, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 511 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:45,267 WE'LL JUST TELL ELLA THAT A 512 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:47,133 SALMON WAS SWIMMING UPSTREAM, A 513 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:48,600 REAL BIG ONE, AND IT JUMPED OUT 514 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,767 AND GRABBED MALIK AND TOOK HIM 515 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:50,567 IN THE WATER, AND HE WAS 516 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:51,700 FIGHTING TO THE END. 517 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,667 SHE'LL NEVER BUY THAT. 518 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:53,933 SALMON DON'T SWIM UPSTREAM THIS 519 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:54,733 TIME OF YEAR. 520 00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:55,667 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 521 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:56,633 MY BOY POOKIE. 522 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,900 HE ONCE DATED THIS GIRL THAT DID 523 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,533 A DOCUMENTARY ON SALMON. 524 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:00,867 BUT I DIDN'T LIKE HER. 525 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:01,667 THERE WAS SOMETHING KIND OF 526 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:02,667 FISHY ABOUT HER. 527 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,067 [ LAUGHS ] 528 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,333 YOU GET IT -- SALMON, FISHY? 529 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,100 FISHY CAUSE SHE STANK? 530 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,767 RIGHT. 531 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,400 WILL YOU TWO BE SERIOUS? 532 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,833 Both: SORRY. 533 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,933 C.J., WHY DON'T YOU SAY A 534 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,233 PRAYER THAT HE COMES BACK HOME? 535 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:17,867 YEAH. 536 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,267 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 537 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:22,133 HEY, BOW YOUR HEADS. 538 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,067 * THE DEVIL THOUGHT HE HAD 539 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,933 ME * 540 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,567 * ON THE RUN 541 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,267 LET HIM USE YOU, SON. 542 00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,567 LORD... 543 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,167 HELP ME FIND MY SON, MM. 544 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,200 I LOVE HIM, AND I MISS HIM SO 545 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,433 MUCH. 546 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:35,733 * WELL 547 00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:36,767 I'D GIVE ANYTHING JUST TO 548 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,133 HEAR HIS VOICE FOR THE LAST 549 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,067 * TIME 550 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:40,833 HEY, DAD. 551 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:41,667 OH! 552 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,333 MALIK! 553 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,633 THANK YOU, GOD! 554 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,067 HEY, YOU STILL THERE?! 555 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,167 WILL YOU GET THEM OUT MY HOUSE? 556 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,800 WHERE YOU BEEN? 557 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,233 WELL, ON MY WAY TO GET THE 558 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,433 WOOD, I SAW A LITTLE GIRL 559 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,667 WEARING A RED CAPE, SKIPPING 560 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,400 THROUGH THE WOODS, DROPPING 561 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,567 LITTLE BREAD CRUMBS ALL OVER THE 562 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,367 TRAIL. 563 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,233 SO I WENT TO THE GINGERBREAD 564 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,933 HOUSE WITH HER. 565 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,433 YES, I DID. 566 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:07,933 AND WHEN I GOT THERE, SHE HAD 567 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,733 PORRIDGE THERE WAITING FOR ME. 568 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,667 I TRIED THE FIRST ONE, BUT IT 569 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,267 WAS TOO HOT. 570 00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:15,367 I TRIED THE SECOND ONE, AND IT 571 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,767 WAS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS. 572 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,733 [ BOTH SIGH ] 573 00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:21,400 I'M JUST PLAYING WITH Y'ALL. 574 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,333 I USED THE "SPECIAL BUSHES." 575 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,633 YOU SURE IT WASN'T A "SPECIAL 576 00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,067 PLANT?" 577 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:26,867 WE WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, 578 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:27,567 BOY. 579 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:28,433 YEAH, BIG DOG. 580 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,567 WE WERE REALLY WORRIED. 581 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,633 You got my fries? 582 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,600 Yeah, it's in the tent. 583 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,533 GOOD LOOKING OUT. 584 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,133 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 585 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,300 NEXT TIME WE SEND YOU OUT TO GET 586 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,200 SOME WOOD, YOU BETTER COME RIGHT 587 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,900 BACK! 588 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,833 YOU HEARD ME? 589 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,067 OKAY. 590 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,367 RIGHT. 591 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,367 Did you get my smoothie? 592 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,800 Yeah, it's in your tent. 593 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:55,100 OH, GOODIE! 594 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,200 WELL, MALIK... 595 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,333 [ CLAPS ] 596 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,533 YOU PASSED YOUR FINAL MAN TEST. 597 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,100 NO, HE DIDN'T. 598 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,567 WHERE'S THE WOOD? 599 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:03,700 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 600 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,067 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 601 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,500 AISLE 5. 602 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,967 WHAT? 603 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:10,967 LISTEN, DAD. 604 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,500 UNCLE CURTIS AND COUSIN CALVIN 605 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,967 HATE CAMPING. 606 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:16,067 IS THAT TRUE, UNCLE CURTIS? 607 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,633 YEAH. 608 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:18,567 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY 609 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,900 SOMETHING? 610 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,733 BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE BRING 611 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:22,067 IT UP, YOU GET TO CRYING ABOUT 612 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,133 YOUR DAD. 613 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,433 BUT I MISS MY DAD. 614 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:27,333 WE KNOW. 615 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,267 Y'ALL SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD 616 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,400 ME THE TRUTH. 617 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,633 MY DAD WOULD HAVE NEVER LIED TO 618 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,267 ME ABOUT THIS. 619 00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,933 UH, ACTUALLY, C.J... 620 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,067 CLARENCE HATED CAMPING MORE THAN 621 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,300 WE DO. 622 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,200 IT'S JUST THAT HE LOVED YOU 623 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,200 MORE. 624 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,933 SO WE KEPT THE TRADITION ALIVE. 625 00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:43,300 THANKS, UNCLE CURTIS. 626 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,400 WELL, MALIK...DID YOU LEARN 627 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,333 ANYTHING TODAY? 628 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,467 YEP. 629 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:49,300 I LOVE BEING A PAYNE. 630 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,333 GROUP HUG. 631 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,533 [ LAUGHS ] 632 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,200 COME ON, CALVIN. 633 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,067 COME ON. 634 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:53,733 FAMILY HUG. 635 00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,267 I'M COMING. 636 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:58,367 [ LAUGHS ] 637 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,233 ALL THE FELLAS. 638 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,433 OH! 639 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 640 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:05,600 HEY, GUYS. 641 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600 THIS WILL BE THE LAST YEAR YOU 642 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,600 GOT TO DO THAT. 643 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,767 WELL, I THINK WE'VE DONE ALL 644 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,333 WE COULD POSSIBLY DO. 645 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,800 WE COULD DANCE AGAIN. 646 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,067 COUNT ME OUT. 647 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:17,867 YEAH. 648 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,400 I'M STILL RECUPERATING FROM 649 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,933 BEYONCé'S WORLD TOUR. 650 00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:23,133 I MISS THE MEN! 651 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,467 All: SO DO WE. 652 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,700 LORD... 653 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,267 PLEASE SEND ME A MAN SO I CAN 654 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:32,933 MISS HIM, TOO. 655 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,167 WAIT A MINUTE. 656 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,533 THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. 657 00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,800 OH! 658 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,867 PRAISE GOD. 659 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,067 YOU SURE DO WORK FAST. 660 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,100 AAH! 661 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,367 OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH. 662 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,333 I SEE HIM. I SEE HIM. 663 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,467 BUT CLARETHA, THAT MAN IS NOT 664 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,333 LOOKING FOR NO DATE. 665 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,967 NO. WAIT, WAIT. 666 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,933 OKAY, OKAY. 667 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:50,967 THAT'S A PEEPING TOM. 668 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,067 THAT'S A PEEPING TOM. 669 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,233 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 670 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,833 WE GONNA PUNCH HIS EYES OUT! 671 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:55,700 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT 672 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,300 CURLING IRON, CURL HIS HAIR? 673 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:57,967 COME HERE, JAZZY. 674 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,267 QUICK, BE QUICK. 675 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,533 COME TO THE C-- 676 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:01,400 AAH! 677 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,300 AND DON'T COME OUT OF HERE 678 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,067 UNTIL I TELL YOU. 679 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:03,733 OKAY. 680 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:04,400 AAH! 681 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,367 [ LAUGHS ] 682 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,133 OKAY. 683 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,067 ALL RIGHT, CLARETHA, YOU OPEN 684 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,367 THE DOOR -- I'LL OPEN THE DOOR, 685 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,567 AND WE'RE GONNA AMBUSH HIM. 686 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,700 AND THEN CARLA AND JO -- 687 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,233 SISSIFIED SOUL SISTERS! 688 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,600 OKAY, I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 689 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,267 OKAY, OKAY. 690 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,133 GO. RUSH HIM! 691 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:16,800 HEY! 692 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,133 WAH! GET HIM! 693 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:22,133 [ BOTH SHOUTING ] 694 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:25,400 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 695 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,800 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 696 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,933 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 697 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,633 OH, YEAH. 698 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:30,933 THAT WAS COOL! 699 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,767 YOU BEAT HIM DOWN! 700 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,867 JAZZY, NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 701 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:35,933 WE WERE PROVOKED, BABY. 702 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:36,700 THAT'S RIGHT. 703 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,933 YOU KNOW, WE DON'T... 704 00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:39,467 WE DON'T SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS 705 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,633 WITH VIOLENCE, HONEY. 706 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,667 REMEMBER? 707 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,500 OKAY? 708 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,600 SO...GO PUT ON YOUR P.J.s. 709 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,833 [ CHUCKLES ] 710 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,900 GOOD NIGHT, MISS CARLA, 711 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,600 MISS JO. 712 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600 GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. 713 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,167 [ CHUCKLES ] 714 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:52,500 WE BEAT HIM DOWN! 715 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,167 YES! 716 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:53,900 BAH! 717 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,200 WE SURE DID! 718 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,167 GET OUT OF HERE. 719 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,333 GET OUT OF HERE. 720 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:01,300 NO HELP. 721 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,200 I LIKE THAT. 722 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:02,867 YOU SAW THAT? 723 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:03,533 PA-POW! 724 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,533 KA-KA-KA! 725 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,967 OH, MY. 726 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK SO SOON? 727 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,600 OUR MISSION WAS ACCOMPLISHED. 728 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,633 I'M A MAN NOW. 729 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:15,567 WELL, YOU STILL LOOK LIKE 730 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,733 PLAIN-OLD MALIK TO ME. 731 00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:17,733 NO. 732 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,867 NOW I'M MALIK WITH AN EDGE. 733 00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:24,700 NOPE. 734 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,900 STILL PLAIN OLD MALIK. 735 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:26,667 IT'S LATE, YOU TWO. 736 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,500 GO TO BED. 737 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,533 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 738 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:30,900 OH, WE HAD A GREAT TIME! 739 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,900 HA! HA! 740 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,633 AND YOU? 741 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:33,533 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT 742 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,433 IT. 743 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,333 SO, DID YOU MAKE THE BIG 744 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,567 CATCH? 745 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:37,300 NO, BUT ME MADE A BIG 746 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,100 DECISION. 747 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,767 OH. 748 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,900 WE ARE NEVER GOING CAMPING 749 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,400 AGAIN. 750 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,467 OH! 751 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,200 OH, YOU TOLD C.J. THE TRUTH. 752 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,433 AUNT ELLA, YOU KNEW? 753 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,133 YES! 754 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,467 BUT I NEVER FELT THE NEED TO 755 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,167 TELL YOU. 756 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,433 I DON'T CAMP. 757 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,067 HEY, I TOLD GREG TO COME BY 758 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:52,700 HERE AND CHECK ON YOU. 759 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,433 DID HE MAKE IT? 760 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,967 GREG? 761 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:57,367 OH...A BIG GUY, KIND OF TALL? 762 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,133 YEAH. 763 00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,300 BROAD SHOULDERS? 764 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,700 HAIR KIND OF... 765 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,767 YES. 766 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:02,867 NO. NO, NO. 767 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:05,067 HADN'T SEEN GREG. 768 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,500 [ Crying ] MOMMY, THEY 769 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,500 TOUCHED ME. 770 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,300 WHO TOUCHED YOU? 771 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,867 THE WHITE MEN. 772 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:10,800 I TRIED TO OFFER THEM SOME 773 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,867 FRIES, BUT THEY WOULDN'T TAKE 774 00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:12,533 ANY. 775 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:13,500 YOU OFFERED SOME FRIES? 776 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,300 AND I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE 777 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:17,100 NAACP, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN. 778 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,233 JUST THINK, JAZMINE, NOW WE 779 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,400 GOT A CHANCE TO START OUR OWN 780 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,100 NEW TRADITION -- THE 781 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,933 FATHER-DAUGHTER CAMPING TRIP. 782 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,100 WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? 783 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,200 DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE 784 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,400 TIME WHEN MY DAD AND I -- 785 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,600 DAD. 786 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,467 PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO BED. 787 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:36,400 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO CAMPING 788 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,300 WITH ME? 789 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,467 NOT IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME 790 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,633 STORIES ABOUT GRANDPA CLARENCE. 791 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:43,233 BUT I MISS MY DAD. 792 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,400 DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE 793 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,800 TIME HE WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO 794 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,667 PLAY BASKETBALL, AND RIGHT AFTER 795 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:48,667 WE GOT DONE -- 'CAUSE MY DAD 796 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,300 COULD PLAY BASKETBALL -- AND HE 797 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,233 SAID, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU ABOUT 798 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,267 KUNG FU. 799 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,867 SO HE DID A KARATE CHOP RIGHT TO 800 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:54,533 MY HEAD. 801 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,300 BOOM! 802 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,100 AND WHEN I CAME TO, I WAS 803 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:57,767 LIKE... 804 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,067 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 805 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:01,900 "GRASSHOPPER, SNATCH THE PEBBLE 806 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,967 FROM MY HAND." 807 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,967 JAZZY? 47211

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