Original subtitles

OH...

OH...

OKAY, FLOYD, WHY DO YOU SOUND

LIKE A WOUNDED DUCK?

OH.

ME AND VANITA -- WE WENT OUT AND

TRIED SALSA DANCING LAST

NIGHT...

AND I DO MEAN TRIED.

MAN, I SURE HOPE SHE

APPRECIATED IT.

SHE DID...

[ CHUCKLES ]

...UNTIL THE BIG DIP.

OH, NO.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I DROPPED HER.

[ GROANS ]

OUCH.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

MY DATE LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT.

OH, REALLY?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I WENT OUT WITH THAT PRETTY

FINE THING FROM THE ELECTRONICS

STORE.

HOLLA.

[ LAUGHS ]

NOW, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

YES, SIR.

NO, THAT'S MESSED UP.

LIKE YOU CAN TALK.

MISS "I GOT A SUGAR DADDY

FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK."

I CAN'T HELP IT THAT MEN LIKE

TO BUY ME NICE THINGS AND THAT I

GOT A SWEET TOOTH.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO --

DECLINE?

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NEW,

SINCE USUALLY YOU JUST RECLINE.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT, NO, SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THE

UNLUCKY SUCKER LAST NIGHT?

OOH, OOH.

NO, LET ME GUESS, LET ME GUESS.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT GUY THAT

GOT YOU THE MINK COAT, WHICH

TURNED OUT TO BE SQUIRREL.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ IMITATES SQUIRREL ]

WRONG.

NAH, NAH, NAH.

IT WAS PROBABLY THAT OLD

BROKE-DOWN PIMP SHE BROUGHT IN

HERE.

WHAT WAS HIS NAME -- ROGER BOB?

OH, YEAH.

ROGER BOB.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT IS THAT -- LIKE TWO

FIRST NAMES?

I KNOW.

ENH! WRONG AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN IT WAS

PROBABLY THAT WANNABE RAPPER WHO

TOOK YOU TO VEGAS ON HIS BUDDY

PASS.

HA HA!

THAT'S SAD.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M NOT

EVEN SEEING ANY OF THEM ANYMORE.

I GOT ME A NEW MAN.

OH-OH-HO-HO.

YOU SAYING ONE MAN, LIKE, AS

PLURAL, AS IN, LIKE, ONE MAN?

YES, ONE MAN.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS?

HE IS SO WONDERFUL AND SO

AMAZING.

I MEAN, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO

DO ANYTHING FOR ME.

SO, ARE YOU SAYING YOU JUST

LIKE HIM FOR WHO HE IS?

YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, THIS COULD ONLY MEAN ONE

THING.

WHAT?

HE'S RICH.

WHAT'S UP, DAN?

I'M GONNA BE WITH YOU IN A

MINUTE, MAN.

DID Y'ALL SEE THAT?

WHAT?

DANA DIDN'T EVEN CHECK OUT MY

CLIENT.

WELL, MAYBE SHE DIDN'T SEE

HIM.

NO, I KNOW SHE SAW HIM.

THEN THAT MEANS SOMETHING

IS DEFINITELY UP.

UH, DANA, COME HERE FOR A

MINUTE, BOO-BOO.

HMM?

YOU'RE LOOKING SAD.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WE AIN'T SEEN YOU THIS UPSET

SINCE KOBE GOT MARRIED.

WELL, I THINK MY NEW BOO IS

LOSING INTEREST IN ME.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

OKAY, SO, LIKE, BEFORE,

WHENEVER I CALLED HIM, HE ALWAYS

ANSWERED THE PHONE.

LIKE ALWAYS.

NO--

MM!

BUT NOW WHENEVER I CALL, IT

GOES STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.

IT MIGHT NOT BE THAT BIG OF A

DEAL.

I MEAN, LIKE, HOW MANY TIMES HAS

IT HAPPENED?

20.

OOH.

OH, NO.

YOU GUYS REALLY THINK HE LOST

INTEREST IN ME THAT FAST?

OH, YEAH.

OH, YOU GUYS, I REALLY LIKE

HIM.

LIKE, I KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF

THEM REALLY FAST, BUT HOW DO I

KEEP A KEEPER?

OOH, WELL, WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

IS SHOW UP TO HIS JOB

UNANNOUNCED, WEARING SOMETHING

SEXY AND SEE-THROUGH.

IS THAT WHAT YOUR MAMA DO

WITH YOUR DADDY?

THAT'S NASTY.

Y'ALL GOT IT ALL WRONG.

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY, I

HAD THIS LITTLE TENDERONI.

Together: TENDERONI?!

THAT IS BACK IN THE DAY.

SHE SHOWED UP TO MY JOB ONE

TIME UNANNOUNCED WITH A TRENCH

COAT ON AND SOME WHITE TUBE

SOCKS.

WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, DANA -- YOU

GOT TO COME WITH YOUR "O" GAME,

GIRL.

UH, DON'T YOU MEAN "A" GAME?

NO, YOUNGBLOOD.

"O" GAME FOR "OLD SCHOOL."

OKAY, SO HOW DO I DO THAT

THEN?

SEE, WHAT YOU GOT TO DO --

THE QUICKEST WAY TO A MAN'S

STOMACH IS THROUGH HIS HEART...

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

LOOK, AS LONG AS YOU COOK A

HOME-COOKED MEAL, THAT BROTHER

WILL COME A-CALLING.

I'VE HAD DANA'S COOKING, AND

UNLESS THIS GUY LIKES DEEP-FRIED

E. COLI, HE'LL COME A-DYING.

DANA, DON'T PAY THEM NO MIND.

I GOT FOUR BROTHERS.

I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

OH, OKAY, WELL, GIRL, TELL

ME, WHAT DO I DO?

YOU GOT TO FALL BACK ON THIS

FOOL.

IF HE DON'T CALL YOU, DON'T

WORRY ABOUT IT.

DON'T SWEAT HIM.

HE NEEDS YOU.

YOU DON'T NEED HIM.

YOU TELL BYRON I KNOW YOU DON'T

WANT TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE

AIN'T GONNA GET WITH IT ONCE

WE'RE MARRIED.

KIKI, COME BACK TO THE LIGHT.

COME BACK TO THE LIGHT.

BACK.

HELLO.

YES.

ALL RIGHT.

WELCOME.

HEY.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

YEAH.

COOL, COOL.

OKAY, I'M CONFUSED, BECAUSE I

THOUGHT THAT MEN LIKE WHEN WOMEN

TAKE INITIATIVE.

OKAY, WATCH.

[ GASPS ]

I'M TICKLISH.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

RIGHT THERE.

SEE?

YEAH, BUT AFTER A WHILE, THAT

GETS TO BE TOO MUCH.

THEN THEY FEEL LIKE YOU'RE

SMOTHERING THEM.

OKAY.

GOT TO DO IT LIKE THIS.

WHO YOU LOVING?!

WHO YOU WANT TO BE HUGGING?

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

IT'S YOUR WORLD.

LOVE YOU.

BUT WHAT DO I DO IF HE STILL

DOESN'T CALL ME BACK?

JUST GO OUT WITH SOME OTHER

OLD GEEZER.

MR. FLOYD, VANITA WON'T MIND,

WILL SHE?

YOUR MAMA NEVER DID.

[ LAUGHS ]

COUNT MORE BALLS TO BIGHEAD.

AW!

OH.

AND THAT'S GAME!

BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!

BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY BALL AT THE

LAST SECOND AND THEN DUNKED ON

MY HEAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I REALLY DIDN'T CATCH THAT.

HOW ABOUT WE JUST WATCH THE

REPLAY?

[ SCOFFS ]

NO, I'M SERIOUS, MALIK.

I WANT A RECOUNT.

JAZMINE, THIS IS NOT AN

ELECTION.

IT DIDN'T WORK IN FLORIDA, AND

IT WON'T WORK NOW.

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU,

MALIK.

I WANT A REMATCH!

WHOA, WHOA, JAZMINE.

CALM DOWN.

IT'S JUST A GAME.

LIKE HELL IT IS!

[ WHIMPERS ]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

ARE YOU DEAF?

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.

[ WHIMPERS ]

I'M TELLING ON YOU.

I'M TELLING.

TELL WHAT?

YOU HAVE NO PROOF.

WHERE'S YOUR REPLAY NOW?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID.

I'M SORRY, I DON'T RECALL.

MALIK, THIS IS LIFE, NOT A VIDEO

GAME.

YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BELIEVE

THIS, BUT YOUR ADVICE WORKED,

AND I GOT MY MAN BACK.

OH, WONDERFUL.

SO HE CALLED YOU.

OOH, GIRL, NOT ONLY DID HE

CALL, BUT HE SHOWED UP TO LUNCH

WITH FLOWERS.

HOLD UP, YOU GOT THIS DUDE

BACK WITHOUT DOING NOTHING?

YEP.

UH-OH.

THAT ONLY MEANS ONE OF TWO

THINGS -- EITHER HE REALLY WANTS

TO BE DOWN WITH YOU OR HE'S ON

THE DOWN-LOW.

I'LL TAKE DOWN-LOW FOR 200,

ALEX.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT WITH

HIM.

IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE

SUPERFICIALS EITHER.

WELL, I MEAN, NOT ALL THE TIME.

WHATEVER, YOU GUYS.

IT'S DIFFERENT.

I MEAN, THIS GUY IS SO

BRILLIANT, AND, OOH, HE IS FINE.

AND WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN

TOGETHER, AND...

OOH, HE'S FINE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE'S A GENTLEMAN.

AND DID I SAY THAT HE WAS FINE?

GUYS, HE'S JUST REALLY SPECIAL,

AND HE'S DIFFERENT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

Together: HE IS FINE.

YES, HE IS.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT.

SO WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET THIS

NEW FINE BROTHER OF YOURS?

GIRL, YOU GET TO MEET HIM

RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HERE HE IS.

HEY, BOO.

WHAT THE HELL?!

THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER!

JUNE BUG, OUTSIDE, NOW!

HOO-HOO!

HOO-HOO!

YOU ABOUT TO GET YOUR BUTT

KICKED.

NO, I AM NOT.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

SHE'S ABOUT TO DROP-KICK YOUR

BUTT.

I GOT A "NO BLOOD" POLICY AT

MY SHOP, ALL RIGHT?

Y'ALL ARE TRIPPING, BECAUSE

ME AND KIKI ARE GIRLS AND SHE

IS NOT GONNA TRIP LIKE THAT,

OKAY?

OOH, I GOT $20 ON KIKI.

I'M GONNA DOUBLE DOWN ON THAT

ONE.

HEY, 'CAUSE I SAW HER KNOCK A

DUDE OUT.

OH, YEAH, SHE GONNA GET

WHUPPED.

LET ME HOLD THE MONEY.

NO.

KIKI.

WHAT?

WHERE'S JONATHAN GOING?

FIRST OF ALL, DON'T YOU CALL

HIM JONATHAN.

HIS NAME IS JUNE BUG, ALL RIGHT?

SECOND OF ALL, HE WENT HOME.

OKAY, HOLD UP.

IS THERE GONNA BE A PROBLEM WITH

ME DATING YOUR BROTHER?

NUNH-UH, 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T

GONNA BE DATING MY BROTHER.

AND WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU ARE

WITH MEN.

AND HOW IS THAT?

PUSHY.

MANIPULATIVE.

SELFISH.

I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH MEN.

Together: OH.

THEN MONEY-HUNGRY.

CONNIVING.

LOOSE.

I'M TALKING TO KIKI.

Together: OH.

HEY, psst, psst, psst, psst!

WHAT?

WATCH HER WITH A RAZOR,

ESPECIALLY IN THE LEFT HAND.

LOOK, YOU CAN'T GET MAD.

OH, REALLY?

WAIT, WAIT.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD

ON!

I CAN'T STAND TO SEE TWO WOMEN

FIGHTING...

UNLESS IT'S OVER ME AND MUD IS

INVOLVED.

SO EITHER BREAK IT UP OR GET

NAKED.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY,

KIKI?

THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR

YOUR BROTHER?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M

SAYING.

MM!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.

THANK YOU.

HEY, WHILE YOU'RE OUT, YOU

MIGHT WANT TO GET A GYM

MEMBERSHIP AND GET SOME BOXING

LESSONS...

BECAUSE KIKI GONNA KNOCK YOU THE

HELL OUT.

SERIOUSLY.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.

COMING, COMING, COMING.

HELLO.

YES.

OH, MRS. GILES, HELLO.

WAIT A MINUTE.

JAZMINE SAID WHAT?

NO, MA'AM, NO, MA'AM.

THAT...

NO, THAT IS TOTALLY

UNACCEPTABLE.

[ GRUNTS ]

YES.

JUST THANK YOU FOR THE CALL.

THANK YOU.

UH-HUH.

OKAY.

BYE-BYE.

[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]

OKAY, JAZMINE.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT SOME BAD

LANGUAGE AT SCHOOL?

NO HABLA INGLES.

JAZMINE.

I DIDN'T SAY A BAD WORD.

JUSTIN WAS BOTHERING ME, AND I

TOLD HIM TO STOP, BUT HE

WOULDN'T LISTEN.

JAZMINE, WHAT ARE YOU

SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SOMEONE

BOTHERS YOU?

TELL THE TEACHER.

YEAH, AND I DID.

BUT SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THIS BOY?

WHAT DID MS. GILES SAY I

SAID?

GOD...

GOD, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR PATIENCE...

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SNATCH YOU.

JAZMINE, MS. GILES SAID YOU TOLD

JUSTIN TO LEAVE YOU THE HELL

ALONE.

OOH, AUNTIE ELLA,

YOU CURSED.

OKAY, OKAY.

I SAID I WOULD TELL WHEN I GET

HOME.

THAT'S NOT WHAT MS. GILES

JUST SAID, HONEY.

I'M WATCHING YOU.

AND I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER

KNOWING THAT YOU ARE.

JAZMINE, GO TO YOUR ROOM.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

GO TO YOUR ROOM...QUICK.

YOU'D WANT TO GET AWAY FROM ME.

YOU'D WANT TO GET AWAY FROM ME

FAST.

YOU'D WANT TO RUN AWAY, EVEN.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHOO!

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.

Y'ALL NEED TO WATCH GAYLE AND

OPRAH'S ROAD SHOW.

THEY DON'T LET NOTHING BREAK UP

THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE GAYLE

AIN'T TRYING TO GET WITH OPRAH'S

LITTLE BROTHER.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OPRAH

AIN'T NO HATER.

SPEAKING OF OPRAH, DON'T YOU

AND DANA HAVE TICKETS TO "THE

COLOR PURPLE"?

OH, YEAH.

AND?!

YEAH, I WAS WONDERING -- IF

YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THEM, CAN I

GET THEM SO I CAN TAKE THE

ELECTRONICS CHICK?

YOU KNOW WHAT, DELANTE?

YOU CAN HAVE MY TICKETS, BECAUSE

I AIN'T TRYING TO GO NOWHERE

WITH NO TWO-FACED HEIFER!

WELL, I'D RATHER SCALP MY

TICKETS THAN GO WITH A NASTY

SKEEZER.

LET ME HAVE THOSE.

STEP AWAY.

YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY KILLING MY

CUSTOMERS.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU AND YOU...

OOH, I LIKE IT ROUGH.

...HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

AND IF Y'ALL DON'T TALK -- IF

Y'ALL DON'T TALK, THEN Y'ALL

NEED TO WALK.

SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

[ BOTH SCOFF ]

Together: I AIN'T TALKING TO

HER.

I AIN'T TALKING TO YOU.

YOU TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW!

OH!

NO!

WELL, THAT WENT WELL.

YEAH, AND THAT'S COMING OUT

OF HER CHECK.

OH, YOU'RE WELCOME,

MISS MISSY.

AND DON'T FORGET TO HOLD YOUR

PINKIE UP LIKE THIS.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH!

WHAT THE HELL?

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!

JAZMINE, WHAT DID YOU JUST

SAY?

HERE, AUNTIE.

YOU WANT TO USE MY BELT?

MALIK, HUSH...

BEFORE I USE IT ON YOU.

JAZMINE, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH

YOU.

NOW, YOU ARE NOT TO USE THAT

LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE OR

ANYWHERE.

BUT IT WASN'T ME.

IT WAS MISS MISSY.

SHE'S BAD.

OH.

NOW YOU'RE LYING.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER

WORD.

JAZMINE!

BUT I --

I DON'T WANT YOU TO USE THAT

LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE ANYMORE.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

SHE AIN'T LISTENING.

HERE YOU GO.

YOU CAN USE MY BELT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

BOTH OF YOU, GO TO YOUR ROOM,

AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL I TELL

YOU TO.

BUT --

GO.

BUT WHAT DID I DO?

YOU TALKED BACK.

I DIDN'T TALK BACK.

I WAS HELPING YOU OUT.

YOU JUST DID.

DIDN'T YOU?

DON'T BE SCARED.

COME HERE.

OOH.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

WHERE DO YOU GET THAT LANGUAGE,

JAZMINE?!

WHAT THE HELL?

NO, THE HELL THEY DIDN'T.

WHAT THE HELL THEY GO FOR, THEN?

OH, HELL, NO.

SHUT THE HELL UP.

WHAT?!

WELL, YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE

HELL I SAID.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, REVEREND.

OKAY.

BLESS YOU, TOO.

OKAY.

HEY, BABY.

WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT

WEEK, MAN.

HUDDLE UP.

IT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

Together: AND BREAK.

OH, WOW.

LOOK AT THE TIME.

I GOT TO GO...

TO THE ZOO...

AND FEED THE LIONS.

AND THE TIGERS.

AND THE BEARS.

OH, MY.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ SIGHS ]

DANA...

WOULD YOU PLEASE ORDER ME SOME

MORE CONDITIONER SINCE YOU'RE

THE ONLY ONE UP IN HERE THAT CAN

ORDER CONDITIONER, PLEASE?

OH, OKAY.

I GET IT.

SO...AHEM...

I'M GOOD ENOUGH TO ORDER YOU

SOME CONDITIONER, BUT I'M NOT

GOOD ENOUGH TO DATE YOUR

BROTHER.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE

DECENCY TO ASK ME FIRST.

KIKI, FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T

EVEN KNOW HE WAS YOUR BROTHER.

SECONDLY, I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED

YOUR PERMISSION.

WELL, YOU DO.

AND HE IS MY LITTLE BROTHER.

I TAKE CARE OF HIM.

YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

HE'S, LIKE, 6'7".

THAT'S BECAUSE MY MAMA WAS ON

THAT YACK WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT.

THAT'S WHY HE'S SO BIG.

KIKI, GIRL, YOU KNOW ME.

YOU ACT LIKE I'M A STRANGER.

YEAH, I DO, ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A BAD PERSON.

BUT AIN'T NO GIRL GOOD ENOUGH

FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER.

OKAY.

THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU WAS A

LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE?

HE IS A GROWN MAN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

A REAL GROWN MAN.

BE STILL.

YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH.

I MEAN, YEAH, HE IS.

ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS I OVERREACTED.

YOU THINK?

ALL RIGHT, I CUT UP.

I'M SORRY.

OH, I'M SORRY, TOO, GIRL.

BUT IF YOU HURT HIM, I MEAN,

I'LL STILL CUT YOU.

OOH, I KNOW.

YEAH.

BUT, UM, AHEM...

YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO WORRY

ABOUT BECAUSE, UM...

WE BROKE UP THIS AFTERNOON.

GIRL, HE'S CHILDISH!

I KNOW!

YOU AIN'T SAYING NOTHING!

I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, THEN?

BE TRYING TO GET THE BIG

PIECE OF CHICKEN, PUTTING HIS

NAME ON THE ORANGE JUICE.

OKAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

THAT HE STILL LIVED WITH YOUR

MOTHER?

I MEAN, HAVE YOU BEEN IN HIS

ROOM?

THE BUNK BEDS?

THE TOP BUNK.

WHAT IS THAT?

HE LIKES IT.

AND THE PREPAID PHONE.

THE BOY AIN'T NEVER GOT NO

MINUTES.

NO MINUTES.

HE CALLS ME ON THE PHONE

TRYING TO MAKE LOVE -- HIS PHONE

CUT OFF.

ASKING ME FOR ALLOWANCE.

CAN'T CALL ME FROM A PAY PHONE.

OH.

OH, SHOOT, MY CUSTOMER.

HEY, GIRL, WHAT YOU DOING?

DIDN'T YOU SEE ME PUT THE

"CLOSED" SIGN?

COME ON, YOU KNOW WHITE PEOPLE

CAN'T BE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

THIS TIME OF NIGHT.

LET'S GO.

KEEP WRITING.

"I WILL NOT USE PROFANITY."

AND FOR YOU, LITTLE LADY, "BAD

WORDS."

BUT MY HAND HURTS.

WELL, USE THE OTHER ONE.

WHAT THE --

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT? WHAT?

I WASN'T GONNA SAY "HELL."

AHA!

YOU JUST DID.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

YOU JUST DID, YOU JUST DID,

SO, CURTIS, WHEN YOU FINISH,

START OVER.

500 TIMES -- "I WILL NOT USE

PROFANITY."

I'M THROUGH!

I AIN'T WRITING NO MORE!

CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU JUST WAIT.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

NOTHING.

LET ME SEE WHAT YOU DONE.

I WAS SHARPENING MY PENCIL.

NO, NO, NO.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

OH!

SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT!

START WRITING.

WHAT?

START WRITING.

I DIDN'T SAY IT.

YOU BETTER BE AN EXAMPLE

FOR THIS LITTLE GIRL RIGHT HERE.

YOU START WRITING!

YOU SAID BAD WORDS.

"I WILL NOT USE PROFAFITY...

ANYMORE...

EVER...

WHEN I TALK...

WITH MYSELF...

TO GOD...

AMEN."

50,000 TIMES.

MY LEAD IS BROKEN.

THEN BITE IT OFF.