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OH...
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OH...
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OKAY, FLOYD, WHY DO YOU SOUND
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LIKE A WOUNDED DUCK?
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OH.
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ME AND VANITA -- WE WENT OUT AND
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TRIED SALSA DANCING LAST
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NIGHT...
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AND I DO MEAN TRIED.
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MAN, I SURE HOPE SHE
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APPRECIATED IT.
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SHE DID...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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...UNTIL THE BIG DIP.
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OH, NO.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DROPPED HER.
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[ GROANS ]
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OUCH.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
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SOMETHING.
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MY DATE LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I WENT OUT WITH THAT PRETTY
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FINE THING FROM THE ELECTRONICS
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STORE.
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HOLLA.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
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YES, SIR.
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NO, THAT'S MESSED UP.
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LIKE YOU CAN TALK.
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MISS "I GOT A SUGAR DADDY
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FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK."
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I CAN'T HELP IT THAT MEN LIKE
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TO BUY ME NICE THINGS AND THAT I
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GOT A SWEET TOOTH.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO --
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DECLINE?
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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NEW,
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SINCE USUALLY YOU JUST RECLINE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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BUT, NO, SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THE
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UNLUCKY SUCKER LAST NIGHT?
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OOH, OOH.
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NO, LET ME GUESS, LET ME GUESS.
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT GUY THAT
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GOT YOU THE MINK COAT, WHICH
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TURNED OUT TO BE SQUIRREL.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ IMITATES SQUIRREL ]
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WRONG.
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NAH, NAH, NAH.
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IT WAS PROBABLY THAT OLD
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BROKE-DOWN PIMP SHE BROUGHT IN
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HERE.
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WHAT WAS HIS NAME -- ROGER BOB?
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OH, YEAH.
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ROGER BOB.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT IS THAT -- LIKE TWO
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FIRST NAMES?
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I KNOW.
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ENH! WRONG AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN IT WAS
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PROBABLY THAT WANNABE RAPPER WHO
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TOOK YOU TO VEGAS ON HIS BUDDY
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PASS.
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HA HA!
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THAT'S SAD.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M NOT
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EVEN SEEING ANY OF THEM ANYMORE.
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I GOT ME A NEW MAN.
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OH-OH-HO-HO.
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YOU SAYING ONE MAN, LIKE, AS
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PLURAL, AS IN, LIKE, ONE MAN?
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YES, ONE MAN.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS?
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HE IS SO WONDERFUL AND SO
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AMAZING.
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I MEAN, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO
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DO ANYTHING FOR ME.
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SO, ARE YOU SAYING YOU JUST
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LIKE HIM FOR WHO HE IS?
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YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, THIS COULD ONLY MEAN ONE
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THING.
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WHAT?
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HE'S RICH.
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WHAT'S UP, DAN?
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I'M GONNA BE WITH YOU IN A
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MINUTE, MAN.
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DID Y'ALL SEE THAT?
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WHAT?
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DANA DIDN'T EVEN CHECK OUT MY
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CLIENT.
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WELL, MAYBE SHE DIDN'T SEE
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HIM.
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NO, I KNOW SHE SAW HIM.
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THEN THAT MEANS SOMETHING
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IS DEFINITELY UP.
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UH, DANA, COME HERE FOR A
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MINUTE, BOO-BOO.
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HMM?
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YOU'RE LOOKING SAD.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WE AIN'T SEEN YOU THIS UPSET
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SINCE KOBE GOT MARRIED.
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WELL, I THINK MY NEW BOO IS
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LOSING INTEREST IN ME.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
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OKAY, SO, LIKE, BEFORE,
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WHENEVER I CALLED HIM, HE ALWAYS
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ANSWERED THE PHONE.
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LIKE ALWAYS.
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NO--
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MM!
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BUT NOW WHENEVER I CALL, IT
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GOES STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.
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IT MIGHT NOT BE THAT BIG OF A
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DEAL.
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I MEAN, LIKE, HOW MANY TIMES HAS
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IT HAPPENED?
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20.
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OOH.
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OH, NO.
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YOU GUYS REALLY THINK HE LOST
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INTEREST IN ME THAT FAST?
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OH, YEAH.
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OH, YOU GUYS, I REALLY LIKE
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HIM.
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LIKE, I KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF
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THEM REALLY FAST, BUT HOW DO I
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KEEP A KEEPER?
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OOH, WELL, WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
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IS SHOW UP TO HIS JOB
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UNANNOUNCED, WEARING SOMETHING
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SEXY AND SEE-THROUGH.
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IS THAT WHAT YOUR MAMA DO
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WITH YOUR DADDY?
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THAT'S NASTY.
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Y'ALL GOT IT ALL WRONG.
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I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY, I
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HAD THIS LITTLE TENDERONI.
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Together: TENDERONI?!
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THAT IS BACK IN THE DAY.
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SHE SHOWED UP TO MY JOB ONE
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TIME UNANNOUNCED WITH A TRENCH
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COAT ON AND SOME WHITE TUBE
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SOCKS.
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WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, DANA -- YOU
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GOT TO COME WITH YOUR "O" GAME,
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GIRL.
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UH, DON'T YOU MEAN "A" GAME?
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NO, YOUNGBLOOD.
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"O" GAME FOR "OLD SCHOOL."
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OKAY, SO HOW DO I DO THAT
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THEN?
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SEE, WHAT YOU GOT TO DO --
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THE QUICKEST WAY TO A MAN'S
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STOMACH IS THROUGH HIS HEART...
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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LOOK, AS LONG AS YOU COOK A
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HOME-COOKED MEAL, THAT BROTHER
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WILL COME A-CALLING.
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I'VE HAD DANA'S COOKING, AND
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UNLESS THIS GUY LIKES DEEP-FRIED
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E. COLI, HE'LL COME A-DYING.
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DANA, DON'T PAY THEM NO MIND.
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I GOT FOUR BROTHERS.
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I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, OKAY, WELL, GIRL, TELL
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ME, WHAT DO I DO?
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YOU GOT TO FALL BACK ON THIS
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FOOL.
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IF HE DON'T CALL YOU, DON'T
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WORRY ABOUT IT.
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DON'T SWEAT HIM.
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HE NEEDS YOU.
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YOU DON'T NEED HIM.
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YOU TELL BYRON I KNOW YOU DON'T
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WANT TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE
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AIN'T GONNA GET WITH IT ONCE
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WE'RE MARRIED.
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KIKI, COME BACK TO THE LIGHT.
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COME BACK TO THE LIGHT.
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BACK.
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HELLO.
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELCOME.
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HEY.
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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
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YEAH.
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COOL, COOL.
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OKAY, I'M CONFUSED, BECAUSE I
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THOUGHT THAT MEN LIKE WHEN WOMEN
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TAKE INITIATIVE.
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OKAY, WATCH.
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[ GASPS ]
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I'M TICKLISH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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RIGHT THERE.
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SEE?
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YEAH, BUT AFTER A WHILE, THAT
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GETS TO BE TOO MUCH.
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THEN THEY FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
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SMOTHERING THEM.
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OKAY.
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GOT TO DO IT LIKE THIS.
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WHO YOU LOVING?!
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WHO YOU WANT TO BE HUGGING?
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I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
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IT'S YOUR WORLD.
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LOVE YOU.
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BUT WHAT DO I DO IF HE STILL
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DOESN'T CALL ME BACK?
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JUST GO OUT WITH SOME OTHER
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OLD GEEZER.
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MR. FLOYD, VANITA WON'T MIND,
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WILL SHE?
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YOUR MAMA NEVER DID.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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COUNT MORE BALLS TO BIGHEAD.
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AW!
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OH.
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AND THAT'S GAME!
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BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY BALL AT THE
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LAST SECOND AND THEN DUNKED ON
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MY HEAD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I REALLY DIDN'T CATCH THAT.
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HOW ABOUT WE JUST WATCH THE
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REPLAY?
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[ SCOFFS ]
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NO, I'M SERIOUS, MALIK.
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I WANT A RECOUNT.
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JAZMINE, THIS IS NOT AN
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ELECTION.
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IT DIDN'T WORK IN FLORIDA, AND
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IT WON'T WORK NOW.
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I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU,
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MALIK.
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I WANT A REMATCH!
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WHOA, WHOA, JAZMINE.
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CALM DOWN.
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IT'S JUST A GAME.
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LIKE HELL IT IS!
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
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ARE YOU DEAF?
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YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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I'M TELLING ON YOU.
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I'M TELLING.
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TELL WHAT?
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YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
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WHERE'S YOUR REPLAY NOW?
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID.
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I'M SORRY, I DON'T RECALL.
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MALIK, THIS IS LIFE, NOT A VIDEO
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GAME.
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YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BELIEVE
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THIS, BUT YOUR ADVICE WORKED,
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AND I GOT MY MAN BACK.
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OH, WONDERFUL.
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SO HE CALLED YOU.
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OOH, GIRL, NOT ONLY DID HE
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CALL, BUT HE SHOWED UP TO LUNCH
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WITH FLOWERS.
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HOLD UP, YOU GOT THIS DUDE
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BACK WITHOUT DOING NOTHING?
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YEP.
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UH-OH.
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THAT ONLY MEANS ONE OF TWO
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THINGS -- EITHER HE REALLY WANTS
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TO BE DOWN WITH YOU OR HE'S ON
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THE DOWN-LOW.
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I'LL TAKE DOWN-LOW FOR 200,
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ALEX.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT WITH
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HIM.
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IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE
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SUPERFICIALS EITHER.
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WELL, I MEAN, NOT ALL THE TIME.
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WHATEVER, YOU GUYS.
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IT'S DIFFERENT.
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I MEAN, THIS GUY IS SO
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BRILLIANT, AND, OOH, HE IS FINE.
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AND WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN
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TOGETHER, AND...
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OOH, HE'S FINE.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HE'S A GENTLEMAN.
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AND DID I SAY THAT HE WAS FINE?
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GUYS, HE'S JUST REALLY SPECIAL,
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AND HE'S DIFFERENT.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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Together: HE IS FINE.
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YES, HE IS.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET THIS
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NEW FINE BROTHER OF YOURS?
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GIRL, YOU GET TO MEET HIM
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RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HERE HE IS.
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HEY, BOO.
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER!
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JUNE BUG, OUTSIDE, NOW!
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HOO-HOO!
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HOO-HOO!
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YOU ABOUT TO GET YOUR BUTT
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KICKED.
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NO, I AM NOT.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SHE'S ABOUT TO DROP-KICK YOUR
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BUTT.
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I GOT A "NO BLOOD" POLICY AT
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MY SHOP, ALL RIGHT?
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Y'ALL ARE TRIPPING, BECAUSE
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ME AND KIKI ARE GIRLS AND SHE
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IS NOT GONNA TRIP LIKE THAT,
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OKAY?
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OOH, I GOT $20 ON KIKI.
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I'M GONNA DOUBLE DOWN ON THAT
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ONE.
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HEY, 'CAUSE I SAW HER KNOCK A
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DUDE OUT.
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OH, YEAH, SHE GONNA GET
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WHUPPED.
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LET ME HOLD THE MONEY.
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NO.
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KIKI.
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WHAT?
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WHERE'S JONATHAN GOING?
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FIRST OF ALL, DON'T YOU CALL
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HIM JONATHAN.
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HIS NAME IS JUNE BUG, ALL RIGHT?
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SECOND OF ALL, HE WENT HOME.
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OKAY, HOLD UP.
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IS THERE GONNA BE A PROBLEM WITH
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ME DATING YOUR BROTHER?
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NUNH-UH, 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T
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GONNA BE DATING MY BROTHER.
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AND WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU ARE
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WITH MEN.
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AND HOW IS THAT?
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PUSHY.
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MANIPULATIVE.
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SELFISH.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH MEN.
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Together: OH.
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THEN MONEY-HUNGRY.
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CONNIVING.
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LOOSE.
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I'M TALKING TO KIKI.
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Together: OH.
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HEY, psst, psst, psst, psst!
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WHAT?
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WATCH HER WITH A RAZOR,
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ESPECIALLY IN THE LEFT HAND.
371
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LOOK, YOU CAN'T GET MAD.
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OH, REALLY?
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WAIT, WAIT.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD
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ON!
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I CAN'T STAND TO SEE TWO WOMEN
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FIGHTING...
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UNLESS IT'S OVER ME AND MUD IS
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INVOLVED.
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SO EITHER BREAK IT UP OR GET
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NAKED.
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY,
383
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KIKI?
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THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR
385
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YOUR BROTHER?
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M
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SAYING.
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MM!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
390
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I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.
391
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THANK YOU.
392
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HEY, WHILE YOU'RE OUT, YOU
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MIGHT WANT TO GET A GYM
394
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MEMBERSHIP AND GET SOME BOXING
395
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LESSONS...
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BECAUSE KIKI GONNA KNOCK YOU THE
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HELL OUT.
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SERIOUSLY.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.
401
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COMING, COMING, COMING.
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HELLO.
403
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YES.
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OH, MRS. GILES, HELLO.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
406
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JAZMINE SAID WHAT?
407
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NO, MA'AM, NO, MA'AM.
408
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,433
THAT...
409
00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:02,467
NO, THAT IS TOTALLY
410
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UNACCEPTABLE.
411
00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,233
[ GRUNTS ]
412
00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:06,900
YES.
413
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,167
JUST THANK YOU FOR THE CALL.
414
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,233
THANK YOU.
415
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,267
UH-HUH.
416
00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:10,933
OKAY.
417
00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:12,000
BYE-BYE.
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[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
419
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OKAY, JAZMINE.
420
00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,133
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT SOME BAD
421
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LANGUAGE AT SCHOOL?
422
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,800
NO HABLA INGLES.
423
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,167
JAZMINE.
424
00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,100
I DIDN'T SAY A BAD WORD.
425
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,733
JUSTIN WAS BOTHERING ME, AND I
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00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:26,967
TOLD HIM TO STOP, BUT HE
427
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:27,933
WOULDN'T LISTEN.
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00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,033
JAZMINE, WHAT ARE YOU
429
00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,233
SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SOMEONE
430
00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:31,167
BOTHERS YOU?
431
00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:32,333
TELL THE TEACHER.
432
00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,267
YEAH, AND I DID.
433
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,067
BUT SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
434
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,233
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THIS BOY?
435
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,300
WHAT DID MS. GILES SAY I
436
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SAID?
437
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,233
GOD...
438
00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:45,767
GOD, THANK YOU.
439
00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:47,567
THANK YOU FOR PATIENCE...
440
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,767
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SNATCH YOU.
441
00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:54,300
JAZMINE, MS. GILES SAID YOU TOLD
442
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,567
JUSTIN TO LEAVE YOU THE HELL
443
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,300
ALONE.
444
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,100
OOH, AUNTIE ELLA,
445
00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,633
YOU CURSED.
446
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:01,467
OKAY, OKAY.
447
00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,433
I SAID I WOULD TELL WHEN I GET
448
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,100
HOME.
449
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,600
THAT'S NOT WHAT MS. GILES
450
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,233
JUST SAID, HONEY.
451
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,433
I'M WATCHING YOU.
452
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,367
AND I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER
453
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,800
KNOWING THAT YOU ARE.
454
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,067
JAZMINE, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
455
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:15,900
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
456
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,233
GO TO YOUR ROOM...QUICK.
457
00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:19,467
YOU'D WANT TO GET AWAY FROM ME.
458
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,367
YOU'D WANT TO GET AWAY FROM ME
459
00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:21,267
FAST.
460
00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:24,067
YOU'D WANT TO RUN AWAY, EVEN.
461
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,767
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
462
00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,767
WHOO!
463
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,800
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.
464
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,767
Y'ALL NEED TO WATCH GAYLE AND
465
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:37,200
OPRAH'S ROAD SHOW.
466
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,133
THEY DON'T LET NOTHING BREAK UP
467
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,467
THEIR FRIENDSHIP.
468
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:40,900
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE GAYLE
469
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:41,933
AIN'T TRYING TO GET WITH OPRAH'S
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LITTLE BROTHER.
471
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:45,900
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OPRAH
472
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,067
AIN'T NO HATER.
473
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,433
SPEAKING OF OPRAH, DON'T YOU
474
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:50,667
AND DANA HAVE TICKETS TO "THE
475
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:51,367
COLOR PURPLE"?
476
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,967
OH, YEAH.
477
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,100
AND?!
478
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,533
YEAH, I WAS WONDERING -- IF
479
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:56,567
YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THEM, CAN I
480
00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:57,500
GET THEM SO I CAN TAKE THE
481
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,933
ELECTRONICS CHICK?
482
00:11:58,933 --> 00:11:59,733
YOU KNOW WHAT, DELANTE?
483
00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,400
YOU CAN HAVE MY TICKETS, BECAUSE
484
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,433
I AIN'T TRYING TO GO NOWHERE
485
00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:06,067
WITH NO TWO-FACED HEIFER!
486
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,967
WELL, I'D RATHER SCALP MY
487
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,833
TICKETS THAN GO WITH A NASTY
488
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:12,167
SKEEZER.
489
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,333
LET ME HAVE THOSE.
490
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,633
STEP AWAY.
491
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:17,767
YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY KILLING MY
492
00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:20,533
CUSTOMERS.
493
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:23,100
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
494
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,100
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU AND YOU...
495
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:28,133
OOH, I LIKE IT ROUGH.
496
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,700
...HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
497
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,067
AND IF Y'ALL DON'T TALK -- IF
498
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,067
Y'ALL DON'T TALK, THEN Y'ALL
499
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,967
NEED TO WALK.
500
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:37,300
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
501
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,967
[ BOTH SCOFF ]
502
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:39,933
Together: I AIN'T TALKING TO
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00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,833
HER.
504
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:44,167
I AIN'T TALKING TO YOU.
505
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,133
YOU TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW!
506
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,100
OH!
507
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,100
NO!
508
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,133
WELL, THAT WENT WELL.
509
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,067
YEAH, AND THAT'S COMING OUT
510
00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,067
OF HER CHECK.
511
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,533
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME,
512
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,500
MISS MISSY.
513
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,733
AND DON'T FORGET TO HOLD YOUR
514
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:07,800
PINKIE UP LIKE THIS.
515
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,500
[ LAUGHS ]
516
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,400
OH!
517
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,633
WHAT THE HELL?
518
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:14,933
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!
519
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,467
JAZMINE, WHAT DID YOU JUST
520
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,667
SAY?
521
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,667
HERE, AUNTIE.
522
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,400
YOU WANT TO USE MY BELT?
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00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,133
MALIK, HUSH...
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00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,867
BEFORE I USE IT ON YOU.
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00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,133
JAZMINE, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH
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00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:24,833
YOU.
527
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,067
NOW, YOU ARE NOT TO USE THAT
528
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,333
LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE OR
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00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,167
ANYWHERE.
530
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,067
BUT IT WASN'T ME.
531
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:29,833
IT WAS MISS MISSY.
532
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:30,900
SHE'S BAD.
533
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:31,833
OH.
534
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,067
NOW YOU'RE LYING.
535
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,200
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
536
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:35,933
WORD.
537
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:36,767
JAZMINE!
538
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:37,433
BUT I --
539
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,467
I DON'T WANT YOU TO USE THAT
540
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,400
LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE ANYMORE.
541
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,467
DO YOU HEAR ME?
542
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,267
SHE AIN'T LISTENING.
543
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:42,933
HERE YOU GO.
544
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:46,400
YOU CAN USE MY BELT.
545
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,133
YOU KNOW WHAT?
546
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,300
BOTH OF YOU, GO TO YOUR ROOM,
547
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,900
AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL I TELL
548
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,600
YOU TO.
549
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,467
BUT --
550
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,233
GO.
551
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,433
BUT WHAT DID I DO?
552
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,767
YOU TALKED BACK.
553
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:56,700
I DIDN'T TALK BACK.
554
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,767
I WAS HELPING YOU OUT.
555
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:01,267
YOU JUST DID.
556
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:04,200
DIDN'T YOU?
557
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:04,867
DON'T BE SCARED.
558
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,067
COME HERE.
559
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,633
OOH.
560
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,167
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
561
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,833
WHERE DO YOU GET THAT LANGUAGE,
562
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,400
JAZMINE?!
563
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,367
WHAT THE HELL?
564
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:19,900
NO, THE HELL THEY DIDN'T.
565
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,800
WHAT THE HELL THEY GO FOR, THEN?
566
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,367
OH, HELL, NO.
567
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,733
SHUT THE HELL UP.
568
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:32,133
WHAT?!
569
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:33,200
WELL, YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE
570
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,800
HELL I SAID.
571
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,067
ALL RIGHT.
572
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,433
ALL RIGHT, REVEREND.
573
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:40,300
OKAY.
574
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,533
BLESS YOU, TOO.
575
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,300
OKAY.
576
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,300
HEY, BABY.
577
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,633
WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU?
578
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,333
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT
579
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,067
WEEK, MAN.
580
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,167
HUDDLE UP.
581
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,233
IT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
582
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,067
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
583
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,800
Together: AND BREAK.
584
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,900
OH, WOW.
585
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,233
LOOK AT THE TIME.
586
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,700
I GOT TO GO...
587
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,633
TO THE ZOO...
588
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,733
AND FEED THE LIONS.
589
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:24,567
AND THE TIGERS.
590
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,900
AND THE BEARS.
591
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,400
OH, MY.
592
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,533
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
593
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,500
[ SIGHS ]
594
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,367
DANA...
595
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,300
WOULD YOU PLEASE ORDER ME SOME
596
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,700
MORE CONDITIONER SINCE YOU'RE
597
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,300
THE ONLY ONE UP IN HERE THAT CAN
598
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,333
ORDER CONDITIONER, PLEASE?
599
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,833
OH, OKAY.
600
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,633
I GET IT.
601
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,933
SO...AHEM...
602
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,167
I'M GOOD ENOUGH TO ORDER YOU
603
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,067
SOME CONDITIONER, BUT I'M NOT
604
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,333
GOOD ENOUGH TO DATE YOUR
605
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,267
BROTHER.
606
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,333
THAT'S RIGHT.
607
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,067
YOU KNOW WHY?
608
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:00,933
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE
609
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,200
DECENCY TO ASK ME FIRST.
610
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,567
KIKI, FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T
611
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:04,900
EVEN KNOW HE WAS YOUR BROTHER.
612
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,300
SECONDLY, I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED
613
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,067
YOUR PERMISSION.
614
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,533
WELL, YOU DO.
615
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,100
AND HE IS MY LITTLE BROTHER.
616
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,100
I TAKE CARE OF HIM.
617
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,433
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?
618
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:15,467
HE'S, LIKE, 6'7".
619
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,300
THAT'S BECAUSE MY MAMA WAS ON
620
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,133
THAT YACK WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT.
621
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,600
THAT'S WHY HE'S SO BIG.
622
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,200
KIKI, GIRL, YOU KNOW ME.
623
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,633
YOU ACT LIKE I'M A STRANGER.
624
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,867
YEAH, I DO, ALL RIGHT?
625
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,133
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A BAD PERSON.
626
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,700
BUT AIN'T NO GIRL GOOD ENOUGH
627
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,567
FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER.
628
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:32,400
OKAY.
629
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400
THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
630
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400
BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU WAS A
631
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,833
LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE?
632
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,233
HE IS A GROWN MAN.
633
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,333
[ CHUCKLES ]
634
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,433
A REAL GROWN MAN.
635
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:46,567
BE STILL.
636
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:47,667
YEAH.
637
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,633
YEAH, YEAH.
638
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,800
I MEAN, YEAH, HE IS.
639
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,833
ALL RIGHT.
640
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,133
I GUESS I OVERREACTED.
641
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,667
YOU THINK?
642
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,567
ALL RIGHT, I CUT UP.
643
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,100
I'M SORRY.
644
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,500
OH, I'M SORRY, TOO, GIRL.
645
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,800
BUT IF YOU HURT HIM, I MEAN,
646
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,267
I'LL STILL CUT YOU.
647
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:03,233
OOH, I KNOW.
648
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:03,900
YEAH.
649
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,133
BUT, UM, AHEM...
650
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,067
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO WORRY
651
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,667
ABOUT BECAUSE, UM...
652
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:11,300
WE BROKE UP THIS AFTERNOON.
653
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,433
GIRL, HE'S CHILDISH!
654
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,333
I KNOW!
655
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,567
YOU AIN'T SAYING NOTHING!
656
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,900
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT!
657
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,200
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, THEN?
658
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,433
BE TRYING TO GET THE BIG
659
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,767
PIECE OF CHICKEN, PUTTING HIS
660
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:21,767
NAME ON THE ORANGE JUICE.
661
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:22,867
OKAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
662
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:23,767
THAT HE STILL LIVED WITH YOUR
663
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:24,500
MOTHER?
664
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,633
I MEAN, HAVE YOU BEEN IN HIS
665
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:26,300
ROOM?
666
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,100
THE BUNK BEDS?
667
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:27,967
THE TOP BUNK.
668
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:28,700
WHAT IS THAT?
669
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,533
HE LIKES IT.
670
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:30,767
AND THE PREPAID PHONE.
671
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:31,600
THE BOY AIN'T NEVER GOT NO
672
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,200
MINUTES.
673
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:32,867
NO MINUTES.
674
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:33,667
HE CALLS ME ON THE PHONE
675
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:34,533
TRYING TO MAKE LOVE -- HIS PHONE
676
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,100
CUT OFF.
677
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,067
ASKING ME FOR ALLOWANCE.
678
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,633
CAN'T CALL ME FROM A PAY PHONE.
679
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,367
OH.
680
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:43,233
OH, SHOOT, MY CUSTOMER.
681
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,800
HEY, GIRL, WHAT YOU DOING?
682
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,733
DIDN'T YOU SEE ME PUT THE
683
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:46,600
"CLOSED" SIGN?
684
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,800
COME ON, YOU KNOW WHITE PEOPLE
685
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800
CAN'T BE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
686
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800
THIS TIME OF NIGHT.
687
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,800
LET'S GO.
688
00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,067
KEEP WRITING.
689
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:03,633
"I WILL NOT USE PROFANITY."
690
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,167
AND FOR YOU, LITTLE LADY, "BAD
691
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,100
WORDS."
692
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,533
BUT MY HAND HURTS.
693
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,633
WELL, USE THE OTHER ONE.
694
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,433
WHAT THE --
695
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:14,067
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
696
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:14,800
WHAT? WHAT?
697
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,300
I WASN'T GONNA SAY "HELL."
698
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,333
AHA!
699
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,067
YOU JUST DID.
700
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:18,900
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
701
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:19,933
YOU JUST DID, YOU JUST DID,
702
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,867
SO, CURTIS, WHEN YOU FINISH,
703
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,067
START OVER.
704
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,467
500 TIMES -- "I WILL NOT USE
705
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,700
PROFANITY."
706
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,433
I'M THROUGH!
707
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:27,400
I AIN'T WRITING NO MORE!
708
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,467
CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.
709
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:30,833
YOU JUST WAIT.
710
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,833
WHAT DID YOU DO?
711
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:32,633
NOTHING.
712
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,500
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU DONE.
713
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,400
I WAS SHARPENING MY PENCIL.
714
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,167
NO, NO, NO.
715
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,067
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
716
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,100
OH!
717
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,400
SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT!
718
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,233
START WRITING.
719
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:40,900
WHAT?
720
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:41,567
START WRITING.
721
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:42,300
I DIDN'T SAY IT.
722
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,100
YOU BETTER BE AN EXAMPLE
723
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:43,967
FOR THIS LITTLE GIRL RIGHT HERE.
724
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:44,700
YOU START WRITING!
725
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,233
YOU SAID BAD WORDS.
726
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:51,933
"I WILL NOT USE PROFAFITY...
727
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:54,433
ANYMORE...
728
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,500
EVER...
729
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,700
WHEN I TALK...
730
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,333
WITH MYSELF...
731
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,100
TO GOD...
732
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,733
AMEN."
733
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:04,933
50,000 TIMES.
734
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,067
MY LEAD IS BROKEN.
735
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,067
THEN BITE IT OFF.
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