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ELLA. I AM SO EXCITED.

OOH, OOH!

* OOH

HEY, DOUGHBOY.

HEY, WEAVY WONDER.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I DON'T

WEAR WEAVES. I WEAR WIGS.

WELL, EXCUSE ME.

WIGGY WONDER.

EITHER WAY, IT'S NOT YOUR HAIR.

I HAVE RECEIPTS THAT SAY

OTHERWISE.

OKAY, CURTIS, WHY CAN'T WE

JUST SEE THESE PEOPLE AT THE

REUNION TOMORROW?

I ALREADY SAID, I DON'T WANT TO

HAVE THIS STUPID MIXER.

ELLA, ELLA, COME ON, BABY.

COME ON.

I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS MORE

PERSONAL.

NOW, YOU GET TO SEE ALL YOUR OLD

FRIENDS,

AND I GET TO SEE CYNTHIA.

OH!

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE ON THAT

SILLY JERSEY?

I'M WEARING THE JERSEY SO

EVERYONE CAN REMEMBER

I WAS THE NUMBER-ONE JOCK.

NO, YOU WERE THE NUMBER-ONE

JERK.

ELLA, WHY DON'T YOU WANT

TO SEE EVERYBODY?

BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF

THOSE PEOPLE WHEN WE WERE IN

COLLEGE.

WELL, I'M LOOKING FORWARD

TO IT.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHO ALL

BECAME OLD, FAT, AND BORING...

OTHER THAN CURTIS.

AT LEAST I GOT MY OWN HAIR.

SO DO I.

ELLA, WHICH ONE OF THESE WIGS

GOES WITH MY OUTFIT?

THE ONE THAT COVERS YOUR FACE

THE MOST.

CURTIS, STOP IT, AND GO TAKE

THAT TIGHT JERSEY OFF.

YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!

BESIDES...

I BET YOU CYNTHIA WILL LIKE IT.

SAY HER NAME ONE MORE TIME,

YOU HEAR?

CYNTHIA. CYNTHIA. CYNTHIA.

CYNTHIA.

WHO IS CYNTHIA?

YOU KNOW, THE TIRED OLD

CHEERLEADER.

HONEY, HE THINKS SHE STILL WANT

HIM.

ALWAYS HAS...AND ALWAYS WILL.

BUT, BABY, DON'T YOU WORRY.

YOU WON THE PRIZE.

YEAH, THE BIG BEAR FULL

OF S--

AH.

STUFF.

HUH.

LET ME GO GET DRESSED.

BYE.

HEY. SO YOU ALL SET?

FOR WHAT?

WE HAVING THE REUNION MIXER

TONIGHT.

OH, THAT'S TONIGHT?

MAN, I WAS GONNA WATCH THE

HORROR-MOVIE MARATHON.

DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT

WHEN CLARETHA'S OVER HERE?

COME ON, MAN, YOU GOT TO GET UP

OUT OF HERE.

COME ON, UNC, ME AND THE

KIDS WILL STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY,

PROMISE.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA STAY OUT

OF MY WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA

BE OVER AT THE FIREHOUSE.

NOW, YOU KNOW HE'S NOT ALL

THAT GREAT WITH THEM BY HIMSELF.

SO MAYBE WE NEED TO GET HIM

A SITTER.

THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE OVER

THERE.

THEY CAN HELP HIM.

I'M THEIR FATHER.

I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, OKAY?

WE'LL BE FINE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SURE YOU WILL.

WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

MY CELL NUMBER...

THE NUMBER TO THE HOSPITAL...

OOH, RED CROSS.

911. OKAY.

FEMA.

CROSS THAT ONE OUT.

RIGHT.

SOCIAL SERVICES.

AH! AND IN CASE OF A FIRE--

I'LL BE AT THE FIREHOUSE.

I'LL WRITE THAT NUMBER DOWN,

ANYWAY.

I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

AUNT ELLA AND UNCLE CURTIS ARE

HAVING A PARTY HERE TONIGHT,

SO WE GOT TO GO OVER

TO THE FIREHOUSE.

ALL NIGHT?

YEP.

WELL, WHO'S GONNA WATCH US?

ME.

BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING

GOES WRONG?

MALIK, I'M A FIREFIGHTER.

PEOPLE CALL ME

WHEN THINGS GO WRONG.

WATCHING KIDS IS DIFFERENT

FROM GETTING CATS OUT OF TREES.

DAD, CAN YOU GIVE US

A SECOND?

SURE.

YOU'RE STILL STANDING THERE.

OH, YOU WANT ME TO --

OKAY.

DIDN'T OUR PRINCIPAL SAY THAT

WE CAN ALWAYS CALL HER

IN A TIME OF A CRISIS?

WELL, IF SHE DOESN'T

THINK THIS IS A CRISIS,

SHE'S GONNA GIVE US DETENTION.

OH, NO.

I AIN'T DOING NO DETENTION.

IT'S GET DETENTION AND LIVE,

OR RISK OUR LIVES WITH DAD.

AND IF IT COMES DOWN TO ONE OF

US, IT'S GONNA BE YOU.

[SQUEAK]

SO I'M GONNA MISS YOU,

LITTLE SISTER.

HEY, AIN'T NOBODY RISKING

THEIR LIVES, OKAY?

I GOT THIS.

SOMETHING TELL ME THIS AIN'T

GONNA END TOO GOOD.

MAN, DAD, THAT MOVIE WAS

HARD!

HEY, HEY, REMEMBER THE PART

WHERE THE DUDE DID THE BACKFLIP

OFF THE ROOF? OOH!

THAT WAS TOO TIGHT!

HA! HA!

OH, OH, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

"ACCIDENTS HAPPEN"?

YEAH.

OH, I LOVED THAT MOVIE.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE PART

WHERE THE CAR FLIPPED OVER,

AND IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF,

AND THEN IT EXPLODED?

[ WHISTLE ]

HA! HA!

THAT WAS SO COOL!

SO, UH, WHERE'S JAZMINE?

SHE RIGHT --

JAZZY?

OH!

OH, WE LEFT HER AT THE THEATER!

OOH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVEN'T

CHANGED A BIT.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LAMONT?

MAN, IF I'D HAVE KNOWN YOU STILL

HAD A JHERI CURL, I NEVER

WOULD'VE INVITED YOU.

DRIPPING JUICE ALL --

GO GET THE PLASTIC WRAP.

PUT YOUR HEAD UP, MAN.

YOU DRIPPING JUICE ALL OVER

MY CHAIR.

CURTIS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

WHAT YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO?

WE CAN'T DO THIS.

BABY, WRAP THE DOGGONE THING.

OH, CURTIS.

PUT YOUR HEAD BACK.

OKAY. DON'T GET ME.

DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY STILL

SOLD CURL ACTIVATOR.

ELLA, WHO IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THOUGHT YOU INVITED HER.

NO.

GIRL, HER LIPS LOOK SHE COULD BE

USED FOR A FLOATATION DEVICE.

CURTIS, CURTIS, CURTIS.

WHO IS THAT WOMAN RIGHT THERE?

I DON'T KNOW,

AND I DON'T CARE.

ALL I KNOW IS, CYNTHIA DIDN'T

SHOW UP.

YOU THINK I'M PLAYING WITH

YOU, DON'T YOU?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING

THAT WOMAN'S NAME?

I'M JUST SAYING, SHE RSVP'd.

I DON'T KNOW WHY

SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP.

MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HER.

SEE? I DIDN'T SAY HER NAME.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

ELLA.

WHO IS THAT?

I DON'T REMEMBER HIM FROM

SCHOOL, AND HE IS FINE.

OHH, GIRL, THAT'S ANDREW.

OH, AND HE DOES LOOK GOOD.

OOH, IF HE LOOKED THAT GOOD

WHEN YOU WERE DATING HIM, I'M

SURE YOU WOULD'VE NEVER MARRIED

THE BIG-BELLIED TROLL.

EXCUSE ME, OLD PEOPLE.

SOMEBODY DRIVING A 1973

BABY-BLUE CONVERTIBLE WITH A

DENT ON THE PASSENGER SIDE AND A

SHOWER CAP ON THE HEADREST AND A

LICENSE PLATE READING, "JUICY,"

YOUR CAR IS BEING TOWED.

DIDN'T YOU PARK THE CAR?

YEP, BUT HE DIDN'T LEAVE ME

A TIP.

MAN, FORGET THIS.

I AIN'T VALETING NO MORE.

BAR'S OPEN, 4-DRINK MINIMUM,

CASH ONLY.

ELLA?

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.

LOOK AT YOU LIGHTING UP THE ROOM

WITH YOUR BEAUTY.

HA! HA! HA!

WHOO, OOH, OOH!

HA! HA!

THANK YOU, ANDREW.

HA! HA! HA!

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO SHABBY

YOURSELF.

HA! HA!

I KNOW.

HA! HA! HA!

IT'S 'CAUSE I'M RICH!

WELL, JUST HOW RICH

ARE WE TALKING?

PRIVATE-HOUSE RICH

OR PRIVATE-ISLAND RICH?

HELLO TO YOU, TOO, CLARETHA.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, I WROTE A BEST-SELLER.

"I CAME..."

MM-HMM.

"I SAW..."

THAT'S WHAT I DID.

"I CONQUERED."

YES.

IT'S BASED ON MY CONQUESTS

IN MY, UH, COLLEGE YEARS.

IT ALSO INCLUDES

ALL MY INTIMATE EXPERIENCES.

OOH. DO TELL.

AND I DO.

HA! HA! HA!

AM I IN THAT BOOK?

WELL, UH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA

HAVE TO READ IT TO FIND OUT.

OOH.

AH. $14.95.

MOM, YOU CAN BUY MINE

FOR $10.

HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

FROM?

YOU HAD A WHOLE BOX

IN YOUR CAR.

COME ON, BROTHER,

SHARE THE WEALTH.

CALVIN, CONTINUE ON

WITH THE BEVERAGES.

THAT'S MY SON.

HA! HA! HA!

ELLA, I'M SURE I CAN

RECOGNIZE EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK.

WELL, I 'D BETTER MAKE

MY ROUNDS.

THESE BOOKS DON'T SELL

THEMSELVES.

SAVE ME A DANCE, CHOCOLATE DROP?

HA! HA! HA!

CURTIS, HEY. THIS IS ANDREW.

YOU REMEMBER ANDREW.

NO, I DON'T.

HEY, DEBBIE?

GIRL, IS THAT YOU?

HA! HA! HA!

WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THAT?

[ GASPS ]

HEY, POOH BEAR.

HA HA!

POOH BEAR, IT'S ME.

CYNTHIA?

WELL, IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE

GOING TO RECOGNIZE ME.

OH, I RECOGNIZED YOU.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN STUNG

BY A BEE.

CAN I GET YOU AN ICE PACK

OR ANTIHISTAMINE?

YOU'RE SO SILLY.

I HAD A LITTLE WORK DONE.

SHH.

YOU LIKE?

IT LOOKS...TIGHT.

CAN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES?

WELL, IT HURTS WHEN I BLINK,

SO I TRY NOT TO.

IT HURTS BOTH OF US

WHEN YOU DON'T.

DO YOU KNOW MY WIFE?

HEY, BABY. HEY.

HA! HA!

THIS IS MY WIFE, ELLA.

YOU REMEMBER ELLA.

CHILD, WE AIN'T MARRIED.

HA! HA! HA!

GO ON AND TALK TO CYNTHIA,

POOH BEAR.

I REMEMBER ELLA.

WE USED TO CHEER TOGETHER.

I KNOW.

I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T CHEERED

IN A WHILE.

OH, I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T

LOOKED IN A MIRROR IN A WHILE,

EITHER.

OHH, YOU STILL BITTER, GIRL.

YOU STILL BITTER FROM WHEN

I TOOK YOUR PLACE ON THE SQUAD.

I STOPPED CHEERING BECAUSE

I HAD A PULLED MUSCLE, BUT MY

PULLED MUSCLE STILL WAS NEVER AS

TIGHT AS YOUR PULLED FACE.

IF THAT'S THE STORY THAT YOU

WANT TO TELL, THAT'S FINE.

I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK

TO MY ORIGINAL SIZE.

MM-HMM.

YOU, HOWEVER, CAN NEVER GO

BACK TO YOUR ORIGINAL FACE.

ANYWAY...

WHY DON'T YOU COME DANCE?

COME ON.

OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY.

THANK YOU, THOUGH.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

GO ON OVER AND DANCE.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, ELLA.

COME ON, NOW,

DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

I GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

LADY, NO MEANS NO, LADY!

BE NICE. GO ON AND DANCE.

BE CAREFUL. STITCH MIGHT POP.

LIKE WE USED TO,

NOT TOO FAST. NOT SO FAST.

OH, THANK GOD. YOU FOUND HER.

SO I SAID I WAS SORRY,

JAZZY.

HOW LONG YOU GONNA GIVE ME

THE SILENT TREATMENT?

WELL, SHE'S PRETTY GOOD

AT THAT.

ONE TIME, SHE DIDN'T SPEAK TO ME

FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

BEST WEEK OF MY WHOLE LIFE.

MALIK, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

I'M JUST SAYING.

JUST TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE

THIS UP TO YOU.

MY CLIENT SAYS SHE WOULD LIKE

A DIAMOND-STUDDED CELLPHONE AND

A PAIR OF SIZE-12 WORK BOOTS.

SHE DID NOT ASK YOU

FOR WORK BOOTS.

AND I'M NOT BUYING YOU NO

DIAMOND-STUDDED CELLPHONE.

WELL, YOU DID LEAVE HER

UNATTENDED IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

WITH NO MONEY TO CALL HOME.

HEY, IF SHE GETS A CELLPHONE,

I GET ONE, TOO, RIGHT?

I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU ANYPLACE.

DAD, BE PROACTIVE.

PLAN AHEAD.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW EVENTUALLY

YOU WILL.

THAT'S SMOOTH.

YOU REMEMBER THAT MOVE.

OOH. LET'S DO IT TWO TIMES.

UNH! UNH!

ELLA, YOU NEED TO READ

CHAPTER 20 RIGHT NOW.

NOT NOW, NOT NOW.

ELLA, IT'S ALL ABOUT HIS

INTIMATE SEXUAL CONQUEST.

SO?

SO IT'S ABOUT YOU.

OH, NO.

YES!

SEE? A NICE FAMILY DINNER.

I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY

DOUBTS I CAN TAKE CARE OF

MY OWN KIDS.

CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

OVER HERE?

YOU GOT EVERYBODY OVER THERE

LOOKING FOR THEIR COATS AND

CARS, AND TRYING TO CLOSE

THEY TABS.

I'M ON BREAK.

GET YOUR BEHIND OVER

TO THE HOUSE!

[ GASPS ]

OOH, POOH BEAR! OOH.

IS THIS WHERE YOU WORK?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT WHEN YOU SNUCK AWAY

THAT WAS FOR ME TO FOLLOW YOU.

NO! I WAS JUST SNEAKING AWAY.

CALVIN, GET CYNTHIA'S CAR FIRST!

WOMAN, IF YOU DON'T STOP

STALKING ME, I'M GONNA MELT

ALL THE PLASTIC ON YOUR FACE.

IT AIN'T WORKING.

IT AIN'T WORKING.

THERE IT IS.

IT WORKED! IT WORKED!

SHE'S AFRAID OF FIRE.

IT'S AFRAID OF FIRE.

[ COUGHING ]

UNCLE IS CRAZY.

MALIK? IS IT TOO SPICY?

YOU NEED SOME WATER, SON?

WHAT IS IT?

DAD, ARE THERE PEANUTS

IN KUNG PAO CHICKEN?

YEAH.

OH, SNAP!

YOU ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALMOST

KILLED MALIK!

I'M NOT NEXT, AM I?

OH, AND FOR THE RECORD, JUST SO

YOU WON'T KILL ME,

I'M ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES.

I KNOW THAT.

AHA!

IT'S NOT STRAWBERRIES,

IT'S BLUEBERRIES.

YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME,

AREN'T YOU?

OH, DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

WILL YOU STOP BEING

SO DRAMATIC?

OKAY, BUT IF MALIK DOES DIE,

CAN WE GET A DOG?

JAZZY.

OKAY.

WELL, I WOULD SURE HATE FOR

AUNTIE ELLA TO FIND OUT THAT YOU

ABANDONED ME AT THE MOVIE

THEATER, BURNED DOWN THE

FIREHOUSE, AND ALMOST KILLED

YOUR ONLY SON, MALIK.

YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING

TO BLACKMAIL ME.

HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

I'LL TAKE A POODLE.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MIXER

WAS A SUCCESS.

SHUT UP.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

SHUT UP.

OKAY, WELL, THE KIDS AND

I HAD A GREAT TIME.

SHUT UP!

OKAY.

LOVE YOU.

OKAY, CURTIS. ARE YOU COMING?

NO. NO, BABY.

I GOT TO UNWIND A LITTLE BIT.

HEY, ANDREW GAVE ME AN

AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF HIS BOOK,

SO I'M GONNA READ A FEW PAGES

BEFORE I TURN IN.

HE DID WHAT?

OKAY, WELL, LOOK.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO READ

THAT NONSENSE?

NONSENSE?

WASN'T HE YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND?

NO. I MEAN, YES.

I MEAN, CURTIS, I READ SOME OF

THOSE PAGES, AND IT'S JUST --

UGH, IT'S NOT GOOD. YUCK!

WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE

MY CHANCES.

SINCE MY CYNTHIA FANTASY TURNED

INTO A NIGHTMARE AT THE WAX

MUSEUM, I'M GONNA READ SOMEBODY

ELSE'S FANTASIES AND ENJOY IT.

TRUST ME. YOU ALREADY HAVE.

CURTIS, YOU HAVE BEEN UP

ALL NIGHT.

YOU STILL READING THAT BOOK?

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.

HEY, YOU KNOW,

IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING.

I DOZED OFF, AND WHEN I WOKE UP,

CHAPTER 20 WAS MISSING.

OH, IMAGINE THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

STRANGEST THING.

THE WHOLE CHAPTER, HUH?

YEAH, IT WAS PROBABLY

A BAD COPY.

OH.

THANK GOD CALVIN HAD

AN EXTRA ONE.

HEY. HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

DID YOU KNOW THIS GUY DATED TWO

SETS OF TRIPLETS AT THE SAME

TIME AND NONE OF THE WOMEN

KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER?

THAT'S A PLAYA!

REMIND ME OF MYSELF. HEH!

WHOO, HOO, HOO.

PLAY ON, PLAYA!

MORNING.

MORNING.

GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.

GOOD MORNING.

DADDY, SHALL I CALL MALIK

DOWN FOR BREAKFAST?

NO. HE'S, UH...

HE'S OUT.

I DROPPED HIM OFF AT KEVIN'S

LAST NIGHT.

REMEMBER?

NO. HE'S AT THE --

HEY, ANYBODY WANT BREAKFAST?

I'M COOKING BREAKFAST.

ANYBODY WANT SOME BREAKFAST?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WANT PANCAKES WITH CHOCOLATE

CHIPS AND WHIPPED CREAM,

AND I WANT --

WE'RE NOT COOKING PANCAKES.

OH, REALLY?

THEN I WANT PEANUTS.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I COULD GO FOR SOME PANCAKES.

ANYBODY WANT SOME PANCAKES? NO?

OKAY.

C'MON, JAZMINE, LET'S GO.

HEY, I COULD GET IN

ON THEM PANCAKES.

NO.

WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT SOME

BURNT HAMBURGERS?

YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?

YOU SHOULD GET SOME PANCAKES.

COME ON WITH US AND GET SOME

PANCAKES.

BYE, MAMA.

BYE, BABY.

WHOO! GOOD GOOBILY GOO!

WHAT?

ELLA, YOU GOT TO READ THIS.

THIS GUY HAD SOME STRAIGHT

FREAKS.

SOME FREAKAZOIDS!

FREAKARAMA MAMAS.

OOH, I PROMISE, YOU, IF I'D HAVE

HAD JUST ONE WOMAN HE HAD, WHOO!

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR.

GRACIOUS! WOW!

SOOKIE, SOOKIE, WHAT A GOOD

BOOKIE.

THAT BOOK RIGHT THERE IS HOT!

I HAD TO HOLD IT WITH OVEN MITTS

WHEN I GOT TO CHAPTER 20.

YOU READ CHAPTER 20?

HELL, YEAH.

I WAS SWEATING SO MUCH, I THINK

I LOST 20 POUNDS.

OKAY, DID YOU READ ABOUT HIM

HAVING SEX WITH THE WOMAN

IN WILSON HALL?

OF COURSE.

WHERE HE SAID SHE WAS HIS

GREATEST SEXUAL CONQUEST

IN COLLEGE?

YES.

AND YOU'RE NOT UPSET?

UPSET ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH Y'ALL?

ELLA USED TO LIVE ON THE

SECOND FLOOR OF WILSON HALL.

WH-WHAT? WHAT?

ELLA, THAT WAS YOU?

TIED UP? UPSIDE DOWN?

CURTIS.

WITH THE MONKEY WRENCH?

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU DIDN'T LIVE ON NO SECOND

FLOOR AT WILSON HALL.

YOU DID.

AHA!

SURE DID!

YES, YOU DID. YES, YOU DID.

OHH.

OHH!

OOPS. SORRY, GIRL. MY BAD.

I-I DON'T USE THE MONKEY

WRENCH ANYMORE.

I WAS YOUNG THEN...

TENDER...LIMBER.

MM-HMM.

SHE SLEPT WITH MY MAN!

YOU NASTY HEIFER.

NO MORE MIXERS.

OH, GOD, YOU HAD TO.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

AFTER BREAKFAST, WE WENT TO

THE MALL.

WHERE'S MALIK?

HE AT KEVIN'S.

I GOT TO GO PICK HIM UP LATER.

KEVIN JUST CALLED HERE

LOOKING FOR MALIK.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE HAD A LITTLE PEANUT

ALLERGY.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, YOU

KNOW, I MEAN, BUT YOU GOT TO

PROMISE NOT TO FREAK OUT, OKAY?

HE'S OKAY.

C.J., YOU KNOW THAT BOY IS

ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS.

NO, HE DOESN'T.

HUH. WHERE IS MY NEPHEW?

UH...MALIK?

YES!

CAN YOU COME OUT HERE,

PLEASE?

NO!

MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!

THAT CRAZY...

[ MUTTERING ]

AAH! CURTIS!

[ YELP ]

GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF HERE.

C.J.!

HUH.

I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T KNOW

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THESE KIDS.

I DIDN'T DO THAT.

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