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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:04,333 OOH! 2 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:05,000 WHAT? 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 LOOK. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,567 THAT MAN WON $250 MILLION? 5 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:09,467 AAH! 6 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,500 I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED 7 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,800 THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY. 8 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,233 GIVING YOU THAT MONEY SO YOU 9 00:00:13,233 --> 00:00:14,167 COULD TAKE IT, PUT IT IN THE 10 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:14,833 OFFERING. 11 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:15,500 CURTIS. 12 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,967 GIVING IT TO THE HOMELESS. 13 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,167 WHAT THE HOMELESS GONNA DO WITH 14 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:18,833 IT? 15 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:19,700 THEY AIN'T GOT NO UTILITIES 16 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,100 TO PAY. 17 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:21,933 HUSH. 18 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:23,000 CALVIN, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 19 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,100 HE SAYS HE'S GONNA KEEP WORKING. 20 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,300 THAT'S SOMEBODY THAT LOVES 21 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,267 THEIR JOB. 22 00:00:28,267 --> 00:00:29,633 NOT ME -- IF I WOULD HAVE WON 23 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:30,600 THAT MONEY, I WOULDN'T HAVE WENT 24 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,400 BACK TO MY JOB. 25 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,333 THEY WOULDN'T MISS YOU 26 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,000 ANYWAY. 27 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,467 YOU DON'T DO NOTHING NOW. 28 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:36,200 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 29 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,200 IF I HAD WON THAT MONEY, 30 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,633 I BET YOU ONE THING. 31 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:39,633 I WOULDN'T COME BACK HOME. 32 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:41,100 HA HA HA! 33 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,133 OKAY. 34 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:43,133 HEADLINE WOULD HAVE READ, 35 00:00:43,133 --> 00:00:45,133 "MAN WINS LOTTERY AND QUITS JOB 36 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,267 AND FAMILY..." 37 00:00:46,267 --> 00:00:47,567 HA HA! 38 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:48,867 "...AND STALKS BEYONCé." 39 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:49,700 CURTIS. 40 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,333 AND JANET JACKSON. 41 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,367 PAULA PATTON. 42 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:53,167 PAULA PATTON. 43 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:56,600 WHOO! AND BEA ARTHUR. 44 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,367 BEA ARTHUR. 45 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:58,433 MAUDE? 46 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,100 OOH! 47 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,133 HA HA! 48 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:04,767 SPEAKING OF FAMILIES, 49 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:05,900 I'M GLAD C.J. AND THEM 50 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:06,733 GOING TO SPEND TIME 51 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,900 WITH JANINE AND BRYAN. 52 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:08,567 ME TOO. 53 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:09,533 HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'RE 54 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:10,267 DOING, CALVIN? 55 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:11,633 I SPOKE TO C.J. 56 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:12,800 THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 57 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,833 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 58 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:15,733 FAMILIES HAVE TAKEN ON 59 00:01:15,733 --> 00:01:16,633 A NEW LOOK. 60 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:17,367 STRANGE. 61 00:01:17,367 --> 00:01:18,667 HUSBANDS, WIVES, EX-HUSBANDS, 62 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:20,200 WIVES, CHILDREN, BOYFRIENDS. 63 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,967 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 64 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:24,500 HEY, BABY, WHAT'S UP? 65 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:28,867 TELL FRED I SAID HEY. 66 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:29,933 WORK? 67 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:30,733 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPENDING 68 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:33,700 THE DAY WITH YOUR NEPHEW. 69 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,433 OH, YEAH. 70 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:36,700 YEAH, I CAN BABYSIT HIM. 71 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,100 I BABYSIT ALL THE TIME. 72 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,333 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NO PROBLEM. 73 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,067 NO, NO, NO, AND NO. 74 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,200 JAZMINE AND MALIK AIN'T HERE. 75 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,767 I GOT PEACE AND QUIET. NO KIDS. 76 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:44,767 NO, NO, NO. 77 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:45,633 DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER. 78 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:46,800 IF YOU NEED TO BABYSIT HIM, 79 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,700 YOU CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE. 80 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:48,900 IF YOU DON'T STOP DEFYING ME, 81 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,333 I PROMISE YOU... 82 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,267 THANK YOU, MAMA. 83 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:55,467 BABY? YEAH, I'LL DO IT. 84 00:01:55,467 --> 00:01:57,633 YEAH, I BABYSIT JAZMINE AND 85 00:01:57,633 --> 00:01:58,600 MALIK ALL THE TIME, 86 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,600 SO A 6-YEAR-OLD SHOULDN'T 87 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,700 BE A PROBLEM. 88 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,700 IT'LL BE FUN. 89 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:02,700 BYE. 90 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,133 BYE, LEROY! 91 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:05,933 CALVIN, I THINK THAT IS GOOD. 92 00:02:05,933 --> 00:02:07,300 I THINK YOU'VE SCORED SOME MAJOR 93 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,100 BROWNIE POINTS WITH MIRANDA. 94 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,900 SPEAKING OF BROWNIES, YOU 95 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:11,833 NEED TO MAKE SURE HE BRING HIS 96 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:13,200 OWN LUNCH WITH HIM. 97 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,667 I DON'T WANT HIM EATING MY FOOD, 98 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,867 DRINKING MY JUICES, 99 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:17,400 OR WATCHING MY TV. 100 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,433 AND IF HE GOT TO USE THE 101 00:02:18,433 --> 00:02:19,633 BATHROOM, YOU BETTER TAKE HIM 102 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:20,833 OVER TO CLARETHA'S YARD. 103 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:23,800 LET HIM GO IN THE BUSHES. 104 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,600 AND IF HE GET BORED, GIVE HIM 105 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,700 SOME OF THEM TOYS FROM CHINA 106 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:27,700 TO PLAY WITH. 107 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,067 CURTIS, NOW... 108 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,600 HE PLAYED WITH TOYS FROM 109 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,067 CHINA WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. 110 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:37,100 HE AIN'T GOT BRAIN -- 111 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:39,100 YOU GOT A POINT. 112 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,300 * OOH, 'CAUSE MY BABY SHINE * 113 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,300 * 'CAUSE SHE SHINE LIKE THE SUN 114 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,700 ON THE NIGHT... * 115 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:57,700 * ...IN THE GLOW, 116 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,700 SHE BE GLOWING * 117 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,467 OW! YOUR BABY. 118 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,600 YEAH, YOU GLOW, TOO. 119 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,833 MMM. 120 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,767 YOU KNOW WHAT... 121 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:08,233 WHAT HAS GOT YOU IN A GOOD MOOD, 122 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:09,200 BABY? 123 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,467 'CAUSE I'M HAPPY. 124 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:12,400 'CAUSE I LOVE MY BABY. 125 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,067 I LOVE MY ELLA. 126 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:16,667 I LOVE MY -- OOH, LOOK, BABY. 127 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:17,833 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 128 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,233 THEY GOT THE DINOSAUR EXHIBIT. 129 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,600 THEY GOT THE OLDEST-LIVING 130 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,967 FOSSILS ON RECORD. 131 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,067 THEY FOUND 'EM. 132 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:25,200 ELLA! ELLA! 133 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,233 ELLA, ELLA, ELLA. 134 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:28,400 AND THERE IT IS! 135 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,400 WE DON'T EVEN GOT TO GO. 136 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,467 THE LIVING FOSSIL RIGHT THERE. 137 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:35,067 ELLA, ELLA, ELLA. 138 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,167 WHAT IS IT? 139 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:37,767 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 140 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:41,267 SOMEBODY JUST STOLE MY BABY. 141 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:42,267 IF IT LOOK LIKE YOU, 142 00:03:42,267 --> 00:03:46,500 THEY'LL BRING IT BACK. 143 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,667 CLARETHA, OKAY, BABY. 144 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:49,467 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 145 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:52,967 SOMEBODY JUST STOLE MY CAR. 146 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:56,367 OH! 147 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:57,767 ARE YOU SURE? 148 00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:59,567 OF COURSE I'M SURE. 149 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:01,067 I HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM 150 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:04,433 SHOPPING AT WIGS FOR DIVAS... 151 00:04:04,433 --> 00:04:05,633 AND I WAS CARRYING MY WIGS 152 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:08,067 INSIDE WHEN SOME DELINQUENT 153 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:11,200 JUMPED IN MY CAR AND SPED OFF. 154 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,100 I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR. 155 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,067 I OBJECT! 156 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:15,367 EVERYBODY KNOWS HER CAR 157 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:17,100 CANNOT SPEED OFF. 158 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,567 HA HA HA! 159 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:20,267 LIME-GREEN PACER. 160 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:21,667 WHO GONNA STEAL THAT? 161 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:24,300 WITH ZEBRA PRINT DASHBOARDS? 162 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,067 SMELL LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP 163 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,333 FOR THE OLD. 164 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,333 FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT 165 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,667 LIME GREEN, IT'S MINT. 166 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:34,500 AND ON TOP OF THAT, 167 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,200 IT'S A CLASSIC. 168 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,233 A CLASSIC PIECE OF -- 169 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:42,067 CURTIS! 170 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,067 OKAY, BABY, DID YOU CALL 171 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:44,067 THE POLICE? 172 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,067 OF COURSE I DID. 173 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,067 WELL? 174 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:47,633 IN FACT, I NEED TO GET BACK 175 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:49,200 HOME TO MEET WITH THEM SO THAT 176 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,433 I CAN FILL OUT A REPORT. 177 00:04:52,433 --> 00:04:55,400 OH, ELLA, ELLA, ELLA, ELLA. 178 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,767 PRAY FOR MY BABY, ELLA. 179 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:58,833 SHE'S ALL I'VE GOT. 180 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,333 SASHA! 181 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,900 SASHA, BABY, WHERE ARE YOU? 182 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,067 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET YOUR 183 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:06,767 FRIEND WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE 184 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:07,767 A CLOWN. 185 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,633 WHAT? 186 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:10,800 SHE GOT 4, 5 DIFFERENT ANIMAL 187 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,300 PRINTS ON. 188 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,533 AND AIN'T NONE OF IT REAL. 189 00:05:14,533 --> 00:05:16,533 HA HA HA! 190 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,533 WHAT IS CALVIN GONNA DO TO 191 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:19,667 ENTERTAIN MIRANDA'S NEPHEW 192 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:20,667 TODAY? 193 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:21,800 I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GONNA 194 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,467 WATCH HIM COLOR OR HELP HIM 195 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:25,467 PLAY WITH TOYS. 196 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:26,467 AIN'T GONNA BE NO TOY PLAYING 197 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:27,467 IN THE HOUSE. 198 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:28,467 HE NEEDS TO TAKE THAT BOY 199 00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:29,467 OUTSIDE. 200 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:30,467 TAKE HIM TO THE PARK. 201 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:31,467 TAKE HIM TO THE ZOO. 202 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:32,467 TAKE HIM TO THE RACETRACK, 203 00:05:32,467 --> 00:05:33,467 SOMETHING. 204 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,533 NOW, WHAT HEATHEN WOULD TAKE 205 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,567 A CHILD TO A RACETRACK? 206 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:37,800 I USED TO TAKE CALVIN TO THE 207 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,800 RACETRACK ALL THE TIME 208 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP. 209 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,800 WHAT? 210 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,800 IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT A ZOO, 211 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,733 WHERE YOU CAN BET ON ANIMALS. 212 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:45,767 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU 213 00:05:45,767 --> 00:05:49,333 TOOK MY BABY TO A RACETRACK? 214 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,933 I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT. 215 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,400 JUST LIKE I DIDN'T TELL YOU 216 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,900 WHEN I WON THAT $500. 217 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,100 WHAT $500? 218 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,067 HEE HEE! 219 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,500 JUST LIKE I DIDN'T TELL YOU 220 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,100 I LOST IT AT THE STRIP CLUB. 221 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,100 OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN 222 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,167 CALVIN MAKING IT RAIN. 223 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,767 CURTIS! 224 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:13,067 MADE WHAT RAIN? 225 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:16,233 MADE WHAT RAIN, CURTIS? 226 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:20,533 MOM, POPS, THIS IS BRANDON. 227 00:06:20,533 --> 00:06:21,533 HELLO. 228 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:22,767 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 229 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:24,667 OOH, HE IS SO CUTE! 230 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,333 COME SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT. 231 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,733 HI, BRANDON. 232 00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:29,067 OH, AND YOU'RE SO POLITE. 233 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:30,100 YES, HE IS. 234 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,100 YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN 235 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,100 TODAY, LITTLE BUDDY? 236 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,100 YES, SIR! 237 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,100 "YES, SIR!" 238 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,367 I LIKE THAT, BRANDON. 239 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:36,467 WHY CAN'T C.J.'s KIDS 240 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:37,267 BE LIKE THAT? 241 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:39,667 BECAUSE THEY TAKE AFTER YOU. 242 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,233 TOUCHé. 243 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:43,067 OKAY, I GOT TO GO TO WORK. 244 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,067 GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY. 245 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,300 BYE, BABY. 246 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,633 SO, BRANDON, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 247 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,633 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE YOU 248 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:48,633 SOMETHING TO DRINK? 249 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:50,133 YES, MA'AM. THANK YOU. 250 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:52,200 "YES, MA'AM. THANK YOU." 251 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,500 BRANDON, YOU ARE A DELIGHT, 252 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,200 JUST A LITTLE ANGEL. 253 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,200 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 254 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,300 OH! 255 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,933 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST 256 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:01,967 ME AND YOU, BUDDY. 257 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:03,700 FIRST WE'LL GO TO THE PARK. 258 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,700 THEN WE'LL GO TO THE LAKE 259 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,700 AND FEED THE FISH. 260 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 261 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:08,200 I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT UP 262 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,933 AND GET OUT OF MY FACE. 263 00:07:09,933 --> 00:07:13,333 OOH! 264 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,333 [ COUGHS ] 265 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:23,800 OOH, YES. 266 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,933 MMM! 267 00:07:24,933 --> 00:07:25,967 OH, MY GOODNESS, ELLA, 268 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,267 YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED. 269 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:28,933 I BET IT WAS THE SAME PUNK 270 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:30,067 WHO STOLE MY CAR. 271 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,867 CALVIN, WHAT IS GOING ON 272 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:32,600 IN HERE? 273 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,200 THIS HOUSE IS A MESS. 274 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,200 WOULD YOU GET UP 275 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:35,933 AND CLEAN IT UP? 276 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,067 MNH! 277 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:40,433 CALVIN. THIS IS... 278 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:41,600 I CAN'T. 279 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,833 HE HANDCUFFED ME 280 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:43,933 AND TIED MY FEET. 281 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:46,400 I CANNOT MOVE. 282 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,933 I AM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU 283 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,367 HAVE FOUND A WAY TO ENTERTAIN 284 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:51,500 MR. BRANDON, BUT THAT HAS 285 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,633 NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU 286 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,300 KEEPING MY HOUSE CLEAN. 287 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,500 I'M NOT ENTERTAINING HIM. 288 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,667 HE HAS ME HANDCUFFED. 289 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:57,833 HE'S A LITTLE MONSTER. 290 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:58,900 WE'RE JUST PLAYING, 291 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,133 MRS. PAYNE. 292 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:03,100 HE'S A BIG, UGLY, MEAN MONSTER, 293 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:06,133 AND I'M THE HANDSOME PRINCE. 294 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:07,300 HANDSOME PRINCE? 295 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,333 YOU'RE A LITTLE -- LITTLE -- 296 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,967 SHUT UP, MONSTER! 297 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:13,900 HE IS SO CUTE! 298 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,867 HELLO. I'M MISS CLARETHA. 299 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:17,333 NICE TO MEET YOU, MA'AM. 300 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,667 OH, AND A PERFECT LITTLE 301 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:19,900 GENTLEMAN. 302 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,800 DO YOU HAVE ANY UNCLES? 303 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,800 OKAY, THEN. 304 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,233 HOW OLD IS YOUR GRANDFATHER? 305 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:27,233 CLARETHA, LEAVE THAT BABY 306 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:28,233 ALONE. 307 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:30,233 COME ON. 308 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,333 CLARETHA, I AM SO TIRED OF 309 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,267 DRIVING AROUND TO EVERY CHOP 310 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:38,067 SHOP LOOKING FOR YOUR CAR. 311 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,200 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 312 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,467 YOU KNOW, ELLA, I'VE GIVEN IT 313 00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:42,533 SOME THOUGHT, AND I THINK THAT 314 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:44,300 SISTER HILDA STOLE MY CAR. 315 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,800 SISTER HILDA? 316 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,300 SHE IS 80 YEARS OLD 317 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,667 AND CANNOT SEE. 318 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:50,667 WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO 319 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,167 WITH IT? 320 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,900 SHE CAN SEE WELL ENOUGH TO 321 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,233 ALWAYS COMPLIMENT ME AFTER 322 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:56,833 SERVICE ABOUT MY ZEBRA PRINT 323 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,800 AND MY 8-TRACK PLAYER. 324 00:08:58,800 --> 00:08:59,800 HA HA HA! 325 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,867 CLARETHA, WHAT DID THE POLICE 326 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:01,867 SAY? 327 00:09:01,867 --> 00:09:02,867 THEY TOLD ME THAT IT WASN'T 328 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:03,633 WORTH THEIR TIME. 329 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:04,733 THEY SAW A PICTURE OF IT, 330 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:05,900 AND THEY SAID IF I GOT CAUGHT 331 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,067 DRIVING THAT CAR THAT THEY'D 332 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,600 GIVE ME A TICKET FOR DRIVING 333 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,567 WITHOUT FASHION SENSE. 334 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:11,700 WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 335 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,133 THEY STILL WEARING BASIC BLUE. 336 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:16,267 THEN THERE YOU HAVE IT. 337 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:17,967 BUY A NEW CAR. 338 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:18,767 THAT'S ALL. 339 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,433 I DON'T WANT A NEW CAR. 340 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:21,833 I WANT MY CAR. 341 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,567 I KNOW THAT CAR MIGHT BE A PIECE 342 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:24,767 OF JUNK TO A LOT OF PEOPLE, 343 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,400 BUT IT'S SPECIAL TO ME. 344 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,167 ESPECIALLY MY HORN! 345 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:29,900 [ HORN HONKS ] 346 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,267 OH! ELLA. 347 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:31,933 THAT'S IT! 348 00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:32,633 GO GET IT. 349 00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:33,533 THAT'S MY BABY'S HORN! 350 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,500 THERE IT IS! 351 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,633 OH, COME ON, ELLA. 352 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:36,467 NO, NO, NO, NO. 353 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:37,633 OH, NOW, COME ON, ELLA. 354 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:39,167 BEFORE THEY GET AWAY, PLEASE! 355 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,700 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, COME. 356 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,067 BECAUSE I'M TIRED! 357 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,633 I DON'T WANT TO... 358 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:45,700 CALVIN! 359 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,067 YOU MAKE SURE YOU STRAIGHTEN UP 360 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:50,100 MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET BACK! 361 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,067 MNH! 362 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,467 NOW, CALVIN, 363 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:58,800 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY PIÑATA? 364 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,900 NO. 365 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,667 DON'T WORRY. 366 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,800 YOU WILL CATCH ON, 367 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,300 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE PIÑATA. 368 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,933 NO, NO, NO! 369 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:07,567 MOM! MOM! MOM! OW! 370 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,300 MIRANDA COME GET HER NEPHEW 371 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,567 EARLY? 372 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:18,367 NOPE. 373 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,033 THEN WHERE'S HE AT? 374 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:23,900 IN THE CLOSET. 375 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,633 BUT, CALVIN, YOU CAN'T LOCK 376 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,767 A KID UP IN THE CLOSET. 377 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:28,600 I DIDN'T LOCK HIM 378 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,333 IN THE CLOSET. 379 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,333 HE RAN IN THERE ON HIS OWN ABOUT 380 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,367 10 MINUTES AGO. 381 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,233 WHY DID HE DO THAT? 382 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:34,200 I DON'T KNOW, BUT AS BAD AS 383 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,300 HE'S BEEN, HE CAN STAY IN THERE 384 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,300 FOR ALL I CARE. 385 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:40,467 YOU DONE LOST IT. 386 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,267 BRANDON? 387 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,567 I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO HEAR 388 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,100 THIS AGAIN IN LIFE, 389 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,600 BUT, SON, COME OUT THE CLOSET. 390 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,400 HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING? 391 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,633 YES. 392 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,267 POPS, THOSE ARE FAKE TEARS. 393 00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:55,300 HE'S LYING. 394 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,033 HE'S THE BADDEST LITTLE KID 395 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:58,867 I KNOW. 396 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,133 HE HANDCUFFED ME TO A CHAIR. 397 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,233 THEN HE BEAT ME WITH 398 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,067 A BASEBALL BAT. 399 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,667 THEN HE CALLED ME A PRETTY BOY. 400 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,067 HA HA HA! 401 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,133 GET OUT OF HERE. 402 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:07,867 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 403 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,800 I'M SERIOUS. 404 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,200 BRANDON. 405 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,467 COME ON, DID YOU DO THAT STUFF, 406 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:13,467 MAN? 407 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:14,533 NO, SIR. 408 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,333 I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING 409 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,700 TO HURT UNCLE CALVIN. 410 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,733 UNCLE CAL-- HE CALLED YOU 411 00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:21,900 UNCLE CALVIN. 412 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,133 YOU NEED TO QUIT BEING 413 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,267 SO SENSITIVE. 414 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,967 COME ON, MAN UP. 415 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,433 THIS IS A 6-YEAR-OLD KID. 416 00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:28,100 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 417 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:28,767 WHERE YOU GOING? 418 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:29,700 I'M GOING TO GET MY LUNCH. 419 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,967 THEN I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 420 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:31,967 NO, NO, POPS, YOU CANNOT 421 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,833 LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH HIM. 422 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:36,133 HE'S -- HE'S THE DEVIL. 423 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,767 HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 424 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:39,367 CALVIN, LET ME GO. 425 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,667 LET ME GO. 426 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,067 LET ME GO. 427 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:42,933 NOW, LOOK, 428 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:45,133 THE BOY IS 6 YEARS OLD. 429 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,333 GET A GRIP! 430 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,533 WAIT. 431 00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:49,533 COME ON, MAN. 432 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,833 OKAY, CALVIN, 433 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:55,467 LET'S PLAY KICKBALL. 434 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:58,233 YOU CAN BE THE BALL. 435 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,067 BRANDON, YOU BETTER GET AWAY 436 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:00,700 FROM ME. 437 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,367 I'M NOT PLAYING. 438 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,767 I'LL FIGHT A LITTLE KID. 439 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,067 PUT 'EM UP! 440 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,400 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 441 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,200 OH, GOOD. 442 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:07,967 THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR 443 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:08,800 AUNTIE MIRANDA. 444 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,333 SHE CAN TAKE YOUR BAD BUTT HOME. 445 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,267 I'M THROUGH WITH YOU! 446 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,200 I'M THROUGH! 447 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,800 MIRANDA, GET HIM. 448 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,467 UH... 449 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,533 ARE YOU CALVIN PAYNE? 450 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:16,767 YES, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 451 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:17,567 WE RECEIVED A CALL FROM 452 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:18,533 A LITTLE BOY ACCUSING YOU 453 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,533 OF CHILD ABUSE. 454 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,167 CHILD ABUSE? 455 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,333 I DIDN'T ABUSE ANYONE. 456 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:33,067 HE HASN'T FED ME IN DAYS. 457 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:33,833 WHAT? NO. 458 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,167 HE'S MAKING THAT UP. 459 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,500 AND HE SAID HE WAS GONNA MAKE 460 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,067 ME DRESS UP LIKE A PENGUIN AND 461 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,067 DANCE FOR MONEY AT BUS STOPS. 462 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,833 LIKE "HAPPY FEET". 463 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,067 HE'S MAKING IT UP. 464 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,500 THEN HE SAID HE WOULD FIGHT 465 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,833 A LITTLE KID. 466 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,200 IS THAT TRUE, SIR? 467 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,500 WELL, YEAH, I DID SAY THAT, 468 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,233 BUT HE CALLED ME A PRETTY BOY. 469 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:54,367 I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE GONNA 470 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,300 HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN. 471 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,533 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 472 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,267 NO, NOT THE HANDCUFFS. 473 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,067 THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME 474 00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,067 I WAS HANDCUFFED TODAY. 475 00:12:59,067 --> 00:12:59,833 WERE YOU ARRESTED EARLIER 476 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:00,567 TODAY, SON? 477 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,200 NO. HE HANDCUFFED ME. 478 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:02,900 OH, YOU CAN DEAL 479 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,900 WITH THAT DOWNTOWN. 480 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,300 WAIT. DON'T TAKE HIM. 481 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,467 I WAS JUST PLAYING A JOKE. 482 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,300 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. 483 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,167 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED. 484 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,600 HE'S NOT GONNA BOTHER YOU AGAIN. 485 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,833 REALLY, I WAS JUST PLAYING 486 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,133 A JOKE. 487 00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,200 CHILD ABUSE IS A SERIOUS 488 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,367 ACCUSATION. 489 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:19,933 LET HIM GO. 490 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,667 SIT DOWN. 491 00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:24,600 YOUNG MAN, YOU NEED TO 492 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,433 UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 493 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:26,900 HE COULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL. 494 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,367 MATTER OF FACT, FILING A FALSE 495 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,633 POLICE REPORT, WELL, THAT CAN 496 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:30,800 SEND YOU TO JAIL ALSO, AND YOU 497 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,733 DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, 498 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:32,567 NOW DO YOU? 499 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:35,600 NO, SIR. I'M REALLY SORRY. 500 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,167 DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 501 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,467 ALL RIGHT? 502 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,933 HEY, MR. PAYNE, I APOLOGIZE 503 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:41,900 FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, 504 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,467 BUT LOOK AT HIM. 505 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,500 SEEMS LIKE A SWEET KID. 506 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,067 YEAH. PROBABLY JUST BORED. 507 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:50,967 WHY DON'T YOU GET HIM OUT OF THE 508 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:51,767 HOUSE, TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE 509 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,333 PARK, GET SOME FRESH AIR. 510 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,933 COME ON. 511 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:56,067 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, OFFICER. 512 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:56,967 OFFICER, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. 513 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,767 PLEASE. 514 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:58,767 HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR. 515 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,833 PLEASE. OFFICER. 516 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 517 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,600 BRANDON. 518 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,067 WHAT DID I DO, HUH? 519 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,067 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME? 520 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,367 I DO LIKE YOU, CALVIN, 521 00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:13,733 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO THE 522 00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:16,500 THINGS I TELL YOU TO DO. 523 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,967 WAIT, ARE YOU THREATENING ME? 524 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,600 YEP, NOW, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP 525 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,833 DATING MY AUNT MIRANDA, YOU 526 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,667 BETTER LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I 527 00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,500 SAY, OR I WILL TELL HER YOU'RE 528 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,900 BEING MEAN TO ME, YOU LOCKED ME 529 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,200 IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU LET ME 530 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,500 DRINK BEER. 531 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,600 YOU WOULDN'T. 532 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,600 YES, I WOULD. 533 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,233 MAN, YOU'RE LIKE PUTTY 534 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:35,533 IN MY HANDS. 535 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:39,167 NOW TAKE ME OUT FOR ICE CREAM! 536 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,800 I'LL TAKE YOU FOR ICE CREAM. 537 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:01,200 I AM SO TIRED, I COULD JUST 538 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,833 SLEEP ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. 539 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:03,667 ELLA! 540 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:04,333 CLARETHA -- 541 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,333 ELLA, ELLA, ELLA, ELLA. 542 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,500 NO, NO, NO, NO, CLARETHA. 543 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,167 GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT. 544 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,167 GET OUT. 545 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,667 I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET 546 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,833 OUT OF MY HOUSE, OR ELSE I'M 547 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,333 GOING TO GET A RESTRAINING 548 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,633 ORDER. 549 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,800 BUT, ELLA, IT'S ABOUT MY CAR! 550 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,700 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT 551 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,267 THAT CAR. 552 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,133 I'M NOT HELPING YOU LOOK FOR 553 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:19,700 THAT CAR. 554 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,600 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAR 555 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,333 ALL DAY. 556 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,933 I'M TIRED, I'M HUNGRY, 557 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,800 AND MY FEET HURT. 558 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,067 ELLA, BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M 559 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,433 TRYING TO TELL YOU. 560 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:28,767 I GOT IT BACK. 561 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,300 THEY BROUGHT MY BABY BACK. 562 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,233 WHO BROUGHT YOUR BABY BACK? 563 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,167 OH, I DON'T KNOW, 564 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,133 SOME HOODLUM. 565 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,300 HE LEFT A NOTE INSIDE THE CAR. 566 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,867 THEY TRIED TO MAKE OUT A LIST 567 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,500 OF WHY THE CAR WASN'T WORTH 568 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,533 STEALING. 569 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,100 "NO WINDSHIELD WIPERS, 570 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:45,933 NO BACKSEAT, NO HEADLIGHTS"? 571 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,233 I DON'T DRIVE AT NIGHT. 572 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,767 "P.S. YOU OWE US $37 FOR 573 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:52,367 A USED TIRE WE HAD TO PUT ON IT 574 00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,267 AND FOR EXTRA-STRENGTH 575 00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:55,133 AIR FRESHENER." 576 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,733 [ LAUGHS ] 577 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:57,400 LIES, LIES, LIES. 578 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400 WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT 579 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,067 BACK. 580 00:15:59,067 --> 00:15:59,733 OOH, ELLA! 581 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,067 YAY! 582 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,200 I'M SO EXCITED I GOT MY BABY 583 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,233 BACK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 584 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:04,900 [ CHUCKLES ] 585 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,367 OH. COME ON. 586 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,800 LET'S GO CELEBRATE. 587 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,400 I'LL BUY YOU DINNER, 588 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,933 AND I'LL EVEN DRIVE. 589 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,433 SASHA'S READY FOR A GOOD SPIN 590 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,267 AROUND THE CITY. 591 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,067 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL DRIVE, 592 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,933 AND I'LL BUY YOUR DINNER, 593 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,233 BECAUSE BABY, YOU NEED TO SAVE 594 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,067 ALL YOUR MONEY. 595 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:22,067 YOU NEED A NEW CAR. 596 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:26,333 HEY, HEY! 597 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,500 WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD GET MALIK 598 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,367 AND JAZMINE'S TOYS OUT THEIR 599 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:29,067 ROOM? 600 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,200 I CAN PLAY WITH WHATEVER 601 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,467 I WANT! 602 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:32,633 IT'S NOT NICE TO TAKE 603 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:33,967 PEOPLE'S THINGS WITHOUT THEIR 604 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:34,800 PERMISSION. 605 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,967 NOW GO PUT THEM BACK. 606 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,300 YOU MIGHT BREAK SOMETHING. 607 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,800 BREAK SOMETHING LIKE THIS 608 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,467 LITTLE DOLL? 609 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:42,467 HEY, PUT MISS MISSY DOWN. 610 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:43,533 SHE SHOULD BE CALLED 611 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,133 MISS MISSING A HEAD! 612 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,067 YOU WOULDN'T. 613 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,200 WATCH ME! 614 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,800 N-O-O-O-O-O! 615 00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,433 IT'S NOT COLD ENOUGH. 616 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,533 THAT'S A HARD BALL. 617 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,833 GIDDAP. 618 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,500 FASTER. 619 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,700 BARK LIKE A DOG. 620 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,167 [ BARKING ] 621 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,267 A BIG CHICKEN DOG. 622 00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,600 [ HIGH-PITCHED BARKING ] 623 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,600 THIS CHUMP LIKE MY AUNT, 624 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,767 BUT HE GOT TO DEAL WITH ME. 625 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:32,433 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 626 00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:36,433 CHUMP. 627 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:37,967 BRANDON, YOU GOT TO STOP 628 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,667 JUMPING ON THE COUCH. 629 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,233 WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. 630 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,533 DO YOU WANT TO KEEP DATING 631 00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:42,600 MY AUNT MIRANDA? 632 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,467 YES. 633 00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,767 WELL, LET ME HAVE MY FUN 634 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,133 AND DO WHAT I WANT. 635 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:53,167 WHAT THE HELL? 636 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,200 [ LAUGHS ] 637 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,967 YES! 638 00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,967 MMM! 639 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,400 WHOO, HOO-HOO! 640 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,100 WAIT, NO, NO. 641 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,300 POP. I WAS PLAYING. 642 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,833 I WAS PLAYING. 643 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,533 PLEASE, I'M TOO BIG. 644 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,533 I'M TOO BIG FOR A WHUPPING. 645 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,367 OH, BRANDON. 646 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,633 SO, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME 647 00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:20,633 WITH CALVIN TODAY? 648 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,867 YES, WE HAD A REALLY GOOD 649 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,767 TIME. 650 00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,833 WE PLAYED ALL TYPES OF GAMES, 651 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,067 AND HE TOOK ME OUT 652 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,300 TO GET ICE CREAM. 653 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,200 OH, THAT IS GREAT! 654 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,067 WELL, MAYBE HE CAN COME BACK 655 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,900 WHEN MALIK AND JAZMINE ARE HERE. 656 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:36,700 NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, NO. 657 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,867 WELL, YOUR AUNTIE SHOULD BE 658 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,767 HOME BY NOW. 659 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,500 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 660 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,633 YES, SIR. 661 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:44,700 BYE, EVERYONE. 662 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,067 THANK YOU, UNCLE CURTIS. 663 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,367 GOOD NIGHT, CALVIN. 664 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,967 WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 665 00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,433 LET'S JUST SAY I SPOKE TO HIM 666 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:53,767 IN A LANGUAGE THAT HE WOULD 667 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,067 UNDERSTAND. 668 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,133 WHAT WAS THAT? 669 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:59,233 SIGN LANGUAGE. 670 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,367 TORE THAT ASS UP. 671 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,333 OH, NO. 672 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,667 HEY, HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 673 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,200 COME SIT DOWN, WATCH TV. 674 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,200 WHAT? 40297

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