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OOH!

WHAT?

LOOK.

THAT MAN WON $250 MILLION?

AAH!

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED

THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY.

GIVING YOU THAT MONEY SO YOU

COULD TAKE IT, PUT IT IN THE

OFFERING.

CURTIS.

GIVING IT TO THE HOMELESS.

WHAT THE HOMELESS GONNA DO WITH

IT?

THEY AIN'T GOT NO UTILITIES

TO PAY.

HUSH.

CALVIN, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

HE SAYS HE'S GONNA KEEP WORKING.

THAT'S SOMEBODY THAT LOVES

THEIR JOB.

NOT ME -- IF I WOULD HAVE WON

THAT MONEY, I WOULDN'T HAVE WENT

BACK TO MY JOB.

THEY WOULDN'T MISS YOU

ANYWAY.

YOU DON'T DO NOTHING NOW.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

IF I HAD WON THAT MONEY,

I BET YOU ONE THING.

I WOULDN'T COME BACK HOME.

HA HA HA!

OKAY.

HEADLINE WOULD HAVE READ,

"MAN WINS LOTTERY AND QUITS JOB

AND FAMILY..."

HA HA!

"...AND STALKS BEYONCé."

CURTIS.

AND JANET JACKSON.

PAULA PATTON.

PAULA PATTON.

WHOO! AND BEA ARTHUR.

BEA ARTHUR.

MAUDE?

OOH!

HA HA!

SPEAKING OF FAMILIES,

I'M GLAD C.J. AND THEM

GOING TO SPEND TIME

WITH JANINE AND BRYAN.

ME TOO.

HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'RE

DOING, CALVIN?

I SPOKE TO C.J.

THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME.

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

FAMILIES HAVE TAKEN ON

A NEW LOOK.

STRANGE.

HUSBANDS, WIVES, EX-HUSBANDS,

WIVES, CHILDREN, BOYFRIENDS.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

HEY, BABY, WHAT'S UP?

TELL FRED I SAID HEY.

WORK?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPENDING

THE DAY WITH YOUR NEPHEW.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH, I CAN BABYSIT HIM.

I BABYSIT ALL THE TIME.

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NO PROBLEM.

NO, NO, NO, AND NO.

JAZMINE AND MALIK AIN'T HERE.

I GOT PEACE AND QUIET. NO KIDS.

NO, NO, NO.

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER.

IF YOU NEED TO BABYSIT HIM,

YOU CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE.

IF YOU DON'T STOP DEFYING ME,

I PROMISE YOU...

THANK YOU, MAMA.

BABY? YEAH, I'LL DO IT.

YEAH, I BABYSIT JAZMINE AND

MALIK ALL THE TIME,

SO A 6-YEAR-OLD SHOULDN'T

BE A PROBLEM.

IT'LL BE FUN.

BYE.

BYE, LEROY!

CALVIN, I THINK THAT IS GOOD.

I THINK YOU'VE SCORED SOME MAJOR

BROWNIE POINTS WITH MIRANDA.

SPEAKING OF BROWNIES, YOU

NEED TO MAKE SURE HE BRING HIS

OWN LUNCH WITH HIM.

I DON'T WANT HIM EATING MY FOOD,

DRINKING MY JUICES,

OR WATCHING MY TV.

AND IF HE GOT TO USE THE

BATHROOM, YOU BETTER TAKE HIM

OVER TO CLARETHA'S YARD.

LET HIM GO IN THE BUSHES.

AND IF HE GET BORED, GIVE HIM

SOME OF THEM TOYS FROM CHINA

TO PLAY WITH.

CURTIS, NOW...

HE PLAYED WITH TOYS FROM

CHINA WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.

HE AIN'T GOT BRAIN --

YOU GOT A POINT.

* OOH, 'CAUSE MY BABY SHINE *

* 'CAUSE SHE SHINE LIKE THE SUN

ON THE NIGHT... *

* ...IN THE GLOW,

SHE BE GLOWING *

OW! YOUR BABY.

YEAH, YOU GLOW, TOO.

MMM.

YOU KNOW WHAT...

WHAT HAS GOT YOU IN A GOOD MOOD,

BABY?

'CAUSE I'M HAPPY.

'CAUSE I LOVE MY BABY.

I LOVE MY ELLA.

I LOVE MY -- OOH, LOOK, BABY.

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

THEY GOT THE DINOSAUR EXHIBIT.

THEY GOT THE OLDEST-LIVING

FOSSILS ON RECORD.

THEY FOUND 'EM.

ELLA! ELLA!

ELLA, ELLA, ELLA.

AND THERE IT IS!

WE DON'T EVEN GOT TO GO.

THE LIVING FOSSIL RIGHT THERE.

ELLA, ELLA, ELLA.

WHAT IS IT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

SOMEBODY JUST STOLE MY BABY.

IF IT LOOK LIKE YOU,

THEY'LL BRING IT BACK.

CLARETHA, OKAY, BABY.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SOMEBODY JUST STOLE MY CAR.

OH!

ARE YOU SURE?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

I HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM

SHOPPING AT WIGS FOR DIVAS...

AND I WAS CARRYING MY WIGS

INSIDE WHEN SOME DELINQUENT

JUMPED IN MY CAR AND SPED OFF.

I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR.

I OBJECT!

EVERYBODY KNOWS HER CAR

CANNOT SPEED OFF.

HA HA HA!

LIME-GREEN PACER.

WHO GONNA STEAL THAT?

WITH ZEBRA PRINT DASHBOARDS?

SMELL LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

FOR THE OLD.

FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT

LIME GREEN, IT'S MINT.

AND ON TOP OF THAT,

IT'S A CLASSIC.

A CLASSIC PIECE OF --

CURTIS!

OKAY, BABY, DID YOU CALL

THE POLICE?

OF COURSE I DID.

WELL?

IN FACT, I NEED TO GET BACK

HOME TO MEET WITH THEM SO THAT

I CAN FILL OUT A REPORT.

OH, ELLA, ELLA, ELLA, ELLA.

PRAY FOR MY BABY, ELLA.

SHE'S ALL I'VE GOT.

SASHA!

SASHA, BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET YOUR

FRIEND WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE

A CLOWN.

WHAT?

SHE GOT 4, 5 DIFFERENT ANIMAL

PRINTS ON.

AND AIN'T NONE OF IT REAL.

HA HA HA!

WHAT IS CALVIN GONNA DO TO

ENTERTAIN MIRANDA'S NEPHEW

TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GONNA

WATCH HIM COLOR OR HELP HIM

PLAY WITH TOYS.

AIN'T GONNA BE NO TOY PLAYING

IN THE HOUSE.

HE NEEDS TO TAKE THAT BOY

OUTSIDE.

TAKE HIM TO THE PARK.

TAKE HIM TO THE ZOO.

TAKE HIM TO THE RACETRACK,

SOMETHING.

NOW, WHAT HEATHEN WOULD TAKE

A CHILD TO A RACETRACK?

I USED TO TAKE CALVIN TO THE

RACETRACK ALL THE TIME

WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP.

WHAT?

IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT A ZOO,

WHERE YOU CAN BET ON ANIMALS.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU

TOOK MY BABY TO A RACETRACK?

I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT.

JUST LIKE I DIDN'T TELL YOU

WHEN I WON THAT $500.

WHAT $500?

HEE HEE!

JUST LIKE I DIDN'T TELL YOU

I LOST IT AT THE STRIP CLUB.

OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN

CALVIN MAKING IT RAIN.

CURTIS!

MADE WHAT RAIN?

MADE WHAT RAIN, CURTIS?

MOM, POPS, THIS IS BRANDON.

HELLO.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

OOH, HE IS SO CUTE!

COME SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT.

HI, BRANDON.

OH, AND YOU'RE SO POLITE.

YES, HE IS.

YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN

TODAY, LITTLE BUDDY?

YES, SIR!

"YES, SIR!"

I LIKE THAT, BRANDON.

WHY CAN'T C.J.'s KIDS

BE LIKE THAT?

BECAUSE THEY TAKE AFTER YOU.

TOUCHé.

OKAY, I GOT TO GO TO WORK.

GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.

BYE, BABY.

SO, BRANDON, ARE YOU HUNGRY?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE YOU

SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YES, MA'AM. THANK YOU.

"YES, MA'AM. THANK YOU."

BRANDON, YOU ARE A DELIGHT,

JUST A LITTLE ANGEL.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OH!

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST

ME AND YOU, BUDDY.

FIRST WE'LL GO TO THE PARK.

THEN WE'LL GO TO THE LAKE

AND FEED THE FISH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT UP

AND GET OUT OF MY FACE.

OOH!

[ COUGHS ]

OOH, YES.

MMM!

OH, MY GOODNESS, ELLA,

YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED.

I BET IT WAS THE SAME PUNK

WHO STOLE MY CAR.

CALVIN, WHAT IS GOING ON

IN HERE?

THIS HOUSE IS A MESS.

WOULD YOU GET UP

AND CLEAN IT UP?

MNH!

CALVIN. THIS IS...

I CAN'T.

HE HANDCUFFED ME

AND TIED MY FEET.

I CANNOT MOVE.

I AM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU

HAVE FOUND A WAY TO ENTERTAIN

MR. BRANDON, BUT THAT HAS

NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU

KEEPING MY HOUSE CLEAN.

I'M NOT ENTERTAINING HIM.

HE HAS ME HANDCUFFED.

HE'S A LITTLE MONSTER.

WE'RE JUST PLAYING,

MRS. PAYNE.

HE'S A BIG, UGLY, MEAN MONSTER,

AND I'M THE HANDSOME PRINCE.

HANDSOME PRINCE?

YOU'RE A LITTLE -- LITTLE --

SHUT UP, MONSTER!

HE IS SO CUTE!

HELLO. I'M MISS CLARETHA.

NICE TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.

OH, AND A PERFECT LITTLE

GENTLEMAN.

DO YOU HAVE ANY UNCLES?

OKAY, THEN.

HOW OLD IS YOUR GRANDFATHER?

CLARETHA, LEAVE THAT BABY

ALONE.

COME ON.

CLARETHA, I AM SO TIRED OF

DRIVING AROUND TO EVERY CHOP

SHOP LOOKING FOR YOUR CAR.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

YOU KNOW, ELLA, I'VE GIVEN IT

SOME THOUGHT, AND I THINK THAT

SISTER HILDA STOLE MY CAR.

SISTER HILDA?

SHE IS 80 YEARS OLD

AND CANNOT SEE.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO

WITH IT?

SHE CAN SEE WELL ENOUGH TO

ALWAYS COMPLIMENT ME AFTER

SERVICE ABOUT MY ZEBRA PRINT

AND MY 8-TRACK PLAYER.

HA HA HA!

CLARETHA, WHAT DID THE POLICE

SAY?

THEY TOLD ME THAT IT WASN'T

WORTH THEIR TIME.

THEY SAW A PICTURE OF IT,

AND THEY SAID IF I GOT CAUGHT

DRIVING THAT CAR THAT THEY'D

GIVE ME A TICKET FOR DRIVING

WITHOUT FASHION SENSE.

WHAT DO THEY KNOW?

THEY STILL WEARING BASIC BLUE.

THEN THERE YOU HAVE IT.

BUY A NEW CAR.

THAT'S ALL.

I DON'T WANT A NEW CAR.

I WANT MY CAR.

I KNOW THAT CAR MIGHT BE A PIECE

OF JUNK TO A LOT OF PEOPLE,

BUT IT'S SPECIAL TO ME.

ESPECIALLY MY HORN!

[ HORN HONKS ]

OH! ELLA.

THAT'S IT!

GO GET IT.

THAT'S MY BABY'S HORN!

THERE IT IS!

OH, COME ON, ELLA.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

OH, NOW, COME ON, ELLA.

BEFORE THEY GET AWAY, PLEASE!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, COME.

BECAUSE I'M TIRED!

I DON'T WANT TO...

CALVIN!

YOU MAKE SURE YOU STRAIGHTEN UP

MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET BACK!

MNH!

NOW, CALVIN,

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY PIÑATA?

NO.

DON'T WORRY.

YOU WILL CATCH ON,

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE PIÑATA.

NO, NO, NO!

MOM! MOM! MOM! OW!

MIRANDA COME GET HER NEPHEW

EARLY?

NOPE.

THEN WHERE'S HE AT?

IN THE CLOSET.

BUT, CALVIN, YOU CAN'T LOCK

A KID UP IN THE CLOSET.

I DIDN'T LOCK HIM

IN THE CLOSET.

HE RAN IN THERE ON HIS OWN ABOUT

10 MINUTES AGO.

WHY DID HE DO THAT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT AS BAD AS

HE'S BEEN, HE CAN STAY IN THERE

FOR ALL I CARE.

YOU DONE LOST IT.

BRANDON?

I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO HEAR

THIS AGAIN IN LIFE,

BUT, SON, COME OUT THE CLOSET.

HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING?

YES.

POPS, THOSE ARE FAKE TEARS.

HE'S LYING.

HE'S THE BADDEST LITTLE KID

I KNOW.

HE HANDCUFFED ME TO A CHAIR.

THEN HE BEAT ME WITH

A BASEBALL BAT.

THEN HE CALLED ME A PRETTY BOY.

HA HA HA!

GET OUT OF HERE.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

I'M SERIOUS.

BRANDON.

COME ON, DID YOU DO THAT STUFF,

MAN?

NO, SIR.

I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

TO HURT UNCLE CALVIN.

UNCLE CAL-- HE CALLED YOU

UNCLE CALVIN.

YOU NEED TO QUIT BEING

SO SENSITIVE.

COME ON, MAN UP.

THIS IS A 6-YEAR-OLD KID.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHERE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO GET MY LUNCH.

THEN I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK.

NO, NO, POPS, YOU CANNOT

LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH HIM.

HE'S -- HE'S THE DEVIL.

HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME.

CALVIN, LET ME GO.

LET ME GO.

LET ME GO.

NOW, LOOK,

THE BOY IS 6 YEARS OLD.

GET A GRIP!

WAIT.

COME ON, MAN.

OKAY, CALVIN,

LET'S PLAY KICKBALL.

YOU CAN BE THE BALL.

BRANDON, YOU BETTER GET AWAY

FROM ME.

I'M NOT PLAYING.

I'LL FIGHT A LITTLE KID.

PUT 'EM UP!

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

OH, GOOD.

THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR

AUNTIE MIRANDA.

SHE CAN TAKE YOUR BAD BUTT HOME.

I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!

I'M THROUGH!

MIRANDA, GET HIM.

UH...

ARE YOU CALVIN PAYNE?

YES, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

WE RECEIVED A CALL FROM

A LITTLE BOY ACCUSING YOU

OF CHILD ABUSE.

CHILD ABUSE?

I DIDN'T ABUSE ANYONE.

HE HASN'T FED ME IN DAYS.

WHAT? NO.

HE'S MAKING THAT UP.

AND HE SAID HE WAS GONNA MAKE

ME DRESS UP LIKE A PENGUIN AND

DANCE FOR MONEY AT BUS STOPS.

LIKE "HAPPY FEET".

HE'S MAKING IT UP.

THEN HE SAID HE WOULD FIGHT

A LITTLE KID.

IS THAT TRUE, SIR?

WELL, YEAH, I DID SAY THAT,

BUT HE CALLED ME A PRETTY BOY.

I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE GONNA

HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

NO, NOT THE HANDCUFFS.

THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME

I WAS HANDCUFFED TODAY.

WERE YOU ARRESTED EARLIER

TODAY, SON?

NO. HE HANDCUFFED ME.

OH, YOU CAN DEAL

WITH THAT DOWNTOWN.

WAIT. DON'T TAKE HIM.

I WAS JUST PLAYING A JOKE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED.

HE'S NOT GONNA BOTHER YOU AGAIN.

REALLY, I WAS JUST PLAYING

A JOKE.

CHILD ABUSE IS A SERIOUS

ACCUSATION.

LET HIM GO.

SIT DOWN.

YOUNG MAN, YOU NEED TO

UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

HE COULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL.

MATTER OF FACT, FILING A FALSE

POLICE REPORT, WELL, THAT CAN

SEND YOU TO JAIL ALSO, AND YOU

DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL,

NOW DO YOU?

NO, SIR. I'M REALLY SORRY.

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT?

HEY, MR. PAYNE, I APOLOGIZE

FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,

BUT LOOK AT HIM.

SEEMS LIKE A SWEET KID.

YEAH. PROBABLY JUST BORED.

WHY DON'T YOU GET HIM OUT OF THE

HOUSE, TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE

PARK, GET SOME FRESH AIR.

COME ON.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, OFFICER.

OFFICER, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.

PLEASE.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR.

PLEASE. OFFICER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BRANDON.

WHAT DID I DO, HUH?

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

I DO LIKE YOU, CALVIN,

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO THE

THINGS I TELL YOU TO DO.

WAIT, ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

YEP, NOW, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP

DATING MY AUNT MIRANDA, YOU

BETTER LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I

SAY, OR I WILL TELL HER YOU'RE

BEING MEAN TO ME, YOU LOCKED ME

IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU LET ME

DRINK BEER.

YOU WOULDN'T.

YES, I WOULD.

MAN, YOU'RE LIKE PUTTY

IN MY HANDS.

NOW TAKE ME OUT FOR ICE CREAM!

I'LL TAKE YOU FOR ICE CREAM.

I AM SO TIRED, I COULD JUST

SLEEP ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

ELLA!

CLARETHA --

ELLA, ELLA, ELLA, ELLA.

NO, NO, NO, NO, CLARETHA.

GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT.

GET OUT.

I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET

OUT OF MY HOUSE, OR ELSE I'M

GOING TO GET A RESTRAINING

ORDER.

BUT, ELLA, IT'S ABOUT MY CAR!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT

THAT CAR.

I'M NOT HELPING YOU LOOK FOR

THAT CAR.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAR

ALL DAY.

I'M TIRED, I'M HUNGRY,

AND MY FEET HURT.

ELLA, BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M

TRYING TO TELL YOU.

I GOT IT BACK.

THEY BROUGHT MY BABY BACK.

WHO BROUGHT YOUR BABY BACK?

OH, I DON'T KNOW,

SOME HOODLUM.

HE LEFT A NOTE INSIDE THE CAR.

THEY TRIED TO MAKE OUT A LIST

OF WHY THE CAR WASN'T WORTH

STEALING.

"NO WINDSHIELD WIPERS,

NO BACKSEAT, NO HEADLIGHTS"?

I DON'T DRIVE AT NIGHT.

"P.S. YOU OWE US $37 FOR

A USED TIRE WE HAD TO PUT ON IT

AND FOR EXTRA-STRENGTH

AIR FRESHENER."

[ LAUGHS ]

LIES, LIES, LIES.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT

BACK.

OOH, ELLA!

YAY!

I'M SO EXCITED I GOT MY BABY

BACK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH. COME ON.

LET'S GO CELEBRATE.

I'LL BUY YOU DINNER,

AND I'LL EVEN DRIVE.

SASHA'S READY FOR A GOOD SPIN

AROUND THE CITY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL DRIVE,

AND I'LL BUY YOUR DINNER,

BECAUSE BABY, YOU NEED TO SAVE

ALL YOUR MONEY.

YOU NEED A NEW CAR.

HEY, HEY!

WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD GET MALIK

AND JAZMINE'S TOYS OUT THEIR

ROOM?

I CAN PLAY WITH WHATEVER

I WANT!

IT'S NOT NICE TO TAKE

PEOPLE'S THINGS WITHOUT THEIR

PERMISSION.

NOW GO PUT THEM BACK.

YOU MIGHT BREAK SOMETHING.

BREAK SOMETHING LIKE THIS

LITTLE DOLL?

HEY, PUT MISS MISSY DOWN.

SHE SHOULD BE CALLED

MISS MISSING A HEAD!

YOU WOULDN'T.

WATCH ME!

N-O-O-O-O-O!

IT'S NOT COLD ENOUGH.

THAT'S A HARD BALL.

GIDDAP.

FASTER.

BARK LIKE A DOG.

[ BARKING ]

A BIG CHICKEN DOG.

[ HIGH-PITCHED BARKING ]

THIS CHUMP LIKE MY AUNT,

BUT HE GOT TO DEAL WITH ME.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

CHUMP.

BRANDON, YOU GOT TO STOP

JUMPING ON THE COUCH.

WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.

DO YOU WANT TO KEEP DATING

MY AUNT MIRANDA?

YES.

WELL, LET ME HAVE MY FUN

AND DO WHAT I WANT.

WHAT THE HELL?

[ LAUGHS ]

YES!

MMM!

WHOO, HOO-HOO!

WAIT, NO, NO.

POP. I WAS PLAYING.

I WAS PLAYING.

PLEASE, I'M TOO BIG.

I'M TOO BIG FOR A WHUPPING.

OH, BRANDON.

SO, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME

WITH CALVIN TODAY?

YES, WE HAD A REALLY GOOD

TIME.

WE PLAYED ALL TYPES OF GAMES,

AND HE TOOK ME OUT

TO GET ICE CREAM.

OH, THAT IS GREAT!

WELL, MAYBE HE CAN COME BACK

WHEN MALIK AND JAZMINE ARE HERE.

NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, NO.

WELL, YOUR AUNTIE SHOULD BE

HOME BY NOW.

ARE YOU READY TO GO?

YES, SIR.

BYE, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU, UNCLE CURTIS.

GOOD NIGHT, CALVIN.

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

LET'S JUST SAY I SPOKE TO HIM

IN A LANGUAGE THAT HE WOULD

UNDERSTAND.

WHAT WAS THAT?

SIGN LANGUAGE.

TORE THAT ASS UP.

OH, NO.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING TODAY?

COME SIT DOWN, WATCH TV.

WHAT?