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Bart: MAN, AM I HUNGRY.
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C.J.: MAN, YOU ALWAYS HUNGRY.
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Keenan: I THOUGHT YOU WAS
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TAKING A SHOWER.
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Bart: I AM, BUT I CAN'T TAKE
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A SHOWER ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
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Keenan: YOUR STOMACH
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IS NEVER EMPTY.
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Angel: HEY, GUYS.
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All: HEY.
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C.J.: OH, ANGEL, UH, COME
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HERE FOR A SECOND.
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RIGHT NOW IS NOT A GOOD --
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Keenan: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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Angel: WHY? WHAT'S UP?
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Calvin: WE'LL TELL YOU LATER.
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Angel: OKAY.
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Calvin: IN 5...4...3...2...1.
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Angel: AAH! AY, DIOS MíO!
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AY, DIOS MíO!
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I JUST SAW BART NAKED.
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C.J.: WHAT?
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AND HE WAS DANCING...
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Keenan: EW.
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Angel: ...WITH A SANDWICH.
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Calvin: OH, STOP, PLEASE.
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Curtis: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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Calvin: ANGEL JUST SAW BART
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NAKED.
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Curtis: EW.
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YOU NEED A SICK DAY?
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Angel: NO, BUT I MIGHT NEED
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THERAPY.
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Curtis: WELL, YOU JUST SAY
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THE WORD AND I'LL FIRE HIM...
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AND KEENAN AND CALVIN.
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Calvin: POPS, WHAT PART OF
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"VOLUNTEER" DON'T YOU
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UNDERSTAND?
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YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
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Angel: LOOK, GUYS, I REALLY
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NEED YOU TO BE MORE DISCREET.
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Bart: ANGEL, PLEASE
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FORGIVE ME.
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
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Keenan: BART, WHY WERE YOU
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DANCING NAKED?
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Bart: WELL, I ALWAYS LIKE
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TO DO A LITTLE DANCE WHILE I'M
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WAITING FOR THE WATER
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TO GET HOT.
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YOU KNOW...
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Angel: BART, NEXT TIME YOU
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WANT TO DO THE RUNNING MAN,
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JUST PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW WOULD YOU
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GUYS LIKE IT IF I DANCED AROUND
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HERE NAKED?
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Calvin: IS THAT A TRICK
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QUESTION?
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Calvin: ALL I'M SAYING IS
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DATING TWINS IS DOUBLE THE FUN.
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Keenan: MAN, YOU ARE
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SO LUCKY.
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SEE, SEE, STUFF LIKE THAT NEVER
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HAPPENS TO ME.
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C.J.: WHAT YOU COMPLAINING
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ABOUT?
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YOU'RE THE ONE ABOUT TO GET
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MARRIED.
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YOU BETTER PRAY SHE DON'T START
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SMOKING CRACK AND BURN DOWN YOUR
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HOUSE AND LEAVE YOU AND YOUR
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KIDS HOMELESS.
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Bart: WELL, YOU KNOW, I ONCE
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DATED AN ENTIRE
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CHEERLEADING SQUAD.
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C.J.: IN YOUR DREAMS.
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Bart: YEAH, BUT IT SEEMED
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REAL TO ME.
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WE LIKE BARTIE. YES, WE DO.
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WE LIKE BARTIE. HOW ABOUT YOU?
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GIVE ME A "B"!
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Keenan: "B"!
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Bart: GIVE ME AN "A"!
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Keenan: "A"!
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Bart: GIVE ME A "R"!
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Keenan: "R"!
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Bart: GIVE ME A "T"!
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Keenan: "T"!
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Bart: WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
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Keenan: DREAM?
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Curtis: WHY ARE YOU GUYS
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JUST SITTING AROUND?
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Angel: BECAUSE, AS USUAL,
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THEY'RE SWAPPING LIES.
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ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU
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GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT?
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Calvin: THE POINT IS
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IT'S MONDAY.
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WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT OUR DATES
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ON MONDAYS.
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Bart: OR WHENEVER WE HAVE
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THEM.
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Angel: WELL, IT'S CHILDISH.
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C.J.: WHAT'S WRONG WITH US
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SHARING OUR LIVES?
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Angel: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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WITH YOU SHARING YOUR LIVES,
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BUT WHAT YOU DO ISN'T SHARING.
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IT'S BRAGGING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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Curtis: I WONDER WHAT SIDE
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OF THE BED SHE WOKE UP ON.
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Calvin: THE SIDE WITHOUT
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A MAN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Angel: WHO SAID THAT?
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All: HE DID.
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Angel: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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Calvin: WHY Y'ALL TELL?
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I THOUGHT WE WAS A TEAM.
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Curtis: YOU'RE NOT PART
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OF THE TEAM.
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YOU VOLUNTEER, REMEMBER?
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Jazmine: I'M TELLING YOU,
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MALIK, YOU'RE GONNA STRIKE OUT.
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Malik: AUNTIE ELLA, I NEED
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TO TALK TO YOU.
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Ella: OH, MALIK, NOT RIGHT
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NOW, BABY.
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I GOT TO FINISH THIS PAPERWORK
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FOR THE HELP CENTER.
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Jazmine: OOH, STRIKE ONE!
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Malik: SHUT UP.
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I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
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THAT KEVIN AND I, WE'RE GOING
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TO THE MALL TO GET THE NEW
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"B-BALLIN' '07" GAME TODAY.
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Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WAIT, WAIT.
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WELL, NOW, WHEN DID YOU START
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TELLING ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
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Jazmine: OOH, MAN.
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STRIKE TWO!
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MM!
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Malik: I MEAN, COME ON,
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AUNTIE ELLA, PLEASE LET ME GO.
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I MEAN, I WILL NEVER ASK YOU
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FOR ANYTHING ELSE AGAIN.
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Ella: YOU CANNOT GO TO THE
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MALL JUST BY YOURSELF AND ALONE.
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Malik: BUT I WON'T BE ALONE.
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I'LL BE WITH KEVIN.
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Ella: MALIK, I SAID NO,
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AND THE ANSWER IS NO.
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Jazmine: STRIKE THREE!
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WHAT A HEARTBREAKER.
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Ella: JAZMINE, BE QUIET.
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Malik: YOU ARE SO STUPID.
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Jazmine: AND YOU'RE NOT GOING
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TO THE MALL.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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Malik: COME ON, AUNTIE ELLA.
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JEWISH KIDS ARE ADULTS AT 13.
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Ella: OKAY, MALIK,
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YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.
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Malik: IF I CONVERT,
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WILL YOU LET ME GO?
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Ella: MALIK, HONEY,
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I'LL TAKE YOU ON SATURDAY.
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Malik: BUT THE GAME MIGHT BE
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SOLD-OUT ON SATURDAY.
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I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE
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TO TELL KEVIN?
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Ella: TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT
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GOING.
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Malik: WHAT IF I CALL YOU ON
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YOUR CELLPHONE AND YOU TALK TO
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ME THE WHOLE TIME WHILE I'M
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THERE?
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Ella: I'D SAY, "YOUR CALL
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CANNOT BE COMPLETED AS DIALED."
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Malik: [ HUFFS ]
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Ella: HUFF ONE MORE TIME.
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HUFF ONE MORE TIME.
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Bart: WHEW, THERE SHE IS --
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A PICTURE OF BEAUTY.
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Keenan: AND WHAT A BEAUTY
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SHE IS.
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Angel: I WOULDN'T PUT THAT
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THERE IF I WERE YOU.
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Keenan: YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I SHOULD PUT IT ON THE
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REFRIGERATOR.
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GOOD LOOKING OUT, ANGEL.
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Calvin: HEY, HEY,
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HEY, YOU GUYS.
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SILVER DOLLAR'S NEW VIDEO IS ON.
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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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All: WHOA.
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Angel: WHAT IS WRONG
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WITH YOU GUYS?
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Keenan: WHAT?
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Angel: THAT'S SOMEBODY'S
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DAUGHTER.
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Calvin: AND I AM
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SOMEBODY'S SON.
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WHOA.
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Curtis: ANGEL, IT'S JUST
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A VIDEO.
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YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO
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SERIOUSLY.
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Angel: LOOK, I JUST THINK
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IT'S RIDICULOUS HOW YOU GUYS SIT
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HERE AND STARE AT HALF-NAKED
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GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE PIECES
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OF MEAT.
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Calvin: WHOA, ANGEL, WE'RE
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NOT STARING AT THEM LIKE
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THEY'RE PIECES OF MEAT.
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WE'RE STARING AT THEM
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LIKE THEY HALF-NAKED GIRLS.
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C.J.: YEAH, ANGEL.
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I MEAN, THESE GIRLS, THEY DO
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VIDEOS SO THAT WE WILL LOOK
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AT THEM LIKE THEY...
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HALF-NAKED GIRLS.
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Angel: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
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IF SOMEONE STARED AT YOU WHILE
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YOU'RE DANCING AROUND
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HALF-NAKED?
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Bart: I WAS COMPLETELY NAKED
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WHILE YOU WATCHED ME DANCE,
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AND I GOT OVER IT.
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THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER,
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WASN'T IT?
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C.J.: MUST BE THAT TIME
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OF THE MONTH.
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Angel: WHO SAID THAT?
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All: C.J.
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Calvin: PAYBACK.
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Angel: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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Ella: ANGEL.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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Angel: HI, MRS. PAYNE, NO.
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THOSE GUYS ELLOS SE CREEN QUE
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LAS MUJERES SON...
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Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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ENGLISH, ANGEL, ENGLISH.
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Angel: MRS. PAYNE,
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I'M SO SORRY.
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IT'S JUST THAT WHEN I GET REALLY
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UPSET, I START SPEAKING
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IN SPANGLISH.
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Ella: JUST GIVE ME THE
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"GLISH" PART 'CAUSE I DON'T
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UNDERSTAND THAT "SPAN" PART.
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HAVE A SEAT, HAVE A SEAT, BABY.
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Angel: THANK YOU, GRACIAS.
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THANK YOU.
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Ella: GRACIAS.
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Claretha: I KNEW SHE'D SHOW
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UP ONE DAY WITH JUICY GOSSIP.
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GO ON, GIRL, AND DON'T LEAVE
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ANYTHING OUT.
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Angel: I'VE JUST HAD IT.
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I'VE WORKED WITH PLENTY OF MEN
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BEFORE, BUT I'VE NEVER MET A
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GROUP OF GUYS WHO WERE SO
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CLUELESS ABOUT WOMEN.
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I MEAN, I SIGNED UP TO FIGHT
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FIRES, NOT IDIOTS.
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Ella: ANGEL, SLOW DOWN, BABY.
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WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?
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Angel: WELL, THEY'RE TALKING
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ABOUT THEIR DATES,
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WALKING AROUND NAKED, SAYING --
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Claretha: UH-UH-UH.
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CAN YOU ELABORATE?
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WHO IS NAKED RIGHT NOW?
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Ella: CLARETHA, PLEASE.
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Claretha: OKAY.
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Ella: ANGEL, I REALLY DON'T
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THINK THOSE GUYS
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MEAN YOU ANY HARM.
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Angel: WELL, THEY CALL
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THEMSELVES TREATING ME LIKE I'M
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ONE OF THE BOYS, BUT THEY NEED
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TO GROW UP.
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Ella: WELL, WHAT CAN I DO
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TO HELP?
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Angel: TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND
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BEFORE I HURT SOMEBODY.
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Claretha: YOU KNOW,
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SISTER KAREN HAD A PROBLEM LIKE
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THIS ON HER JOB.
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Angel: REALLY?
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WHAT DID SHE DO?
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Claretha: SHE HIRED A LAWYER
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AND THEN SHE SUED THEM
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FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
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Ella: LET'S NOT GET CARRIED
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AWAY.
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AND ANGEL DON'T NEED TO CARRY IT
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THAT FAR.
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Angel: WELL, I DID ASK THEM
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TO RESPECT ME, AND THEY DIDN'T
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LISTEN.
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MAYBE I SHOULD SUE THEM.
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THANKS, MISS CLARETHA.
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Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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WELL, THANKS A LOT,
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MISS CLARETHA.
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Claretha: WHAT DID I SAY?
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Ella: YOU JUST TOLD HER TO
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SUE MY NEPHEW AND MY HUSBAND.
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Claretha: OH, I DID,
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DIDN'T I?
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I'M SORRY, ELLA.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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Ella: FIGURE OUT WHAT WIG
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YOU WANT TO BE BURIED IN.
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HMM? HMM?
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Ella: I JUST WISH THERE WAS
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SOME WAY THAT WE COULD GET THOSE
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GUYS TO FEEL THINGS LIKE ANGEL
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FEELS IT.
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Claretha: WELL, WE DID
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ROLE-PLAYING AT THE CHURCH'S
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LAST COUPLES SEMINAR.
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MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP.
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Ella: NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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Claretha: MM-HMM.
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Ella: BUT HOW DID THAT WORK?
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YOU SINGLE.
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Claretha: I SAID WE WERE
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ROLE-PLAYING.
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ANYWAY, DEACON JOHNSON PLAYED
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MY HUSBAND, AND I GOT TO EXPRESS
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MY INNER FEELINGS.
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Ella: DID IT WORK?
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Claretha: YES.
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HE WENT HOME CRYING
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TO HIS REAL WIFE.
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Ella: OOH, THIS IS
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A GREAT IDEA.
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OH, NOT THE PART ABOUT
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DEACON JOHNSON CRYING, BUT WE
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CAN GET THOSE GUYS TO FEEL
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WHAT ANGEL IS FEELING.
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MMM, IT'S TIME FOR THE TABLES
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TO TURN ON THE GUYS.
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Claretha: OOH, I CAN'T WAIT.
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Jazmine: HEY, IS DINNER
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READY YET?
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Ella: IN A FEW MINUTES, BABY.
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Malik: YEAH, WE'RE STARVING.
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Jazmine: YEAH, I'M STARVING.
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Ella: BOY, YOU NOT STARVING.
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MALIK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOW ME
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HOW RESPONSIBLE YOU CAN BE?
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I NEED A BABYSITTER.
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Malik: COOL!
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Jazmine: OKAY, COOL.
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WHO IS HE BABYSITTING?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Ella: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU.
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COME ON, CLARETHA.
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I'LL JUST BE RIGHT ACROSS
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THE STREET, GUYS, IN CASE
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ANYTHING HAPPENS.
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Jazmine: ALL RIGHT.
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Ella: BE GOOD.
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Jazmine: OH, I WILL.
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Malik: YES.
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I'M YOUR BABYSITTER.
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Jazmine: WELL, I PREFER THE
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TERM "HOME-SAFETY MONITOR."
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Malik: WHATEVER YOU CALL IT,
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PREPARE TO BE DOMINATED.
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Jazmine: OOH, YOU,
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OOH, SILLY BOY.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR.
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Ella: HOO-HOO! HOOTY-HOO!
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Curtis: HEY, ELLA, WHAT YOU
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DOING HERE?
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YOU BROUGHT US SOME LUNCH?
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Claretha: NO.
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AND WHERE'S THE NAKEDNESS?
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Ella: CURTIS, WE HAVE COME
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OVER HERE TO HELP ANGEL EXPLAIN
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SOME THINGS TO YOU GUYS.
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Curtis: HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
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DO NOT COME IN HERE WITH THAT --
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DON'T COME IN HERE RUNNING
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NOTHING, NOW.
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Ella: WE JUST THINK THAT YOU
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GUYS NEED TO GET IN TOUCH
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WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE.
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Curtis: ELLA, WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT?
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BABY, YOU ARE MY FEMININE SIDE,
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AND I'LL BE IN TOUCH AROUND
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7:00.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Ella: NOT IF YOU KEEP
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INTERRUPTING ME.
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Curtis: EVERYBODY, LISTEN
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TO ELLA.
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Ella: THANK YOU.
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[ IMITATES WHISTLE BLOWING ]
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TROOPS, FALL IN LINE.
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COME ON, TROOPS.
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C.J.
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OH, CHIEF PAYNE, TWO WHISTLES
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FOR YOU.
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[ IMITATES WHISTLE BLOWING ]
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Curtis: YOU DON'T HAVE
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A WHISTLE.
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Ella: YES, I DO.
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WOULD YOU COME ON?
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Curtis: BE JOKING --
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Ella: 5, 4, 3, 2...1.
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THANK YOU.
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NOW, MEN, I KNOW THAT YOU
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PROBABLY ARE NOT USED TO HAVING
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A WOMAN ON STAFF...
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BUT BLA-DOW!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW THAT YOU DO, YOU ARE GOING
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TO HAVE TO ADJUST FOR HER.
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CLARETHA.
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Claretha: I NEED A VOLUNTEER.
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Bart: OOH, OOH! ME, ME, ME!
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I LOVE TO VOLUNTEER. PLEASE!
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Claretha: NO.
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I WANT HIM.
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Keenan: OH, PLEASE,
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BE GENTLE.
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Claretha: DON'T BE SCARED.
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NOW, IF YOU PUT YOUR HANDS
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ON A WOMAN HERE...
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OOH.
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YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
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Keenan: THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
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Claretha: AND IF YOU TOUCH
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HER HERE...
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OOH!
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NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG.
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Keenan: THAT'S JUST WRONG.
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Claretha: NOW BLOW IN MY EAR.
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BACK UP, ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN.
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BLOW.
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OOH, NOW THAT'S JUST SINFUL.
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Keenan: SINFUL.
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Claretha: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
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TO GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER 'CAUSE
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YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AFTER CLASS.
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Keenan: NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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I'LL TAKE THE ZERO.
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Claretha: OOH, I'M GONNA HELP
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RAISE YOUR SCORE.
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Ella: FALL IN LINE, SOLDIER.
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Keenan: I'VE BEEN VIOLATED.
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Ella: NOW, MEN, DO YOU
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UNDERSTAND THE WORDS
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THAT WE ARE SAYING?
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C.J.: I GUESS, BUT NOBODY
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EVER TOUCHED ANGEL.
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Angel: AND YOU NEVER WILL,
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NOT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
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Ella: LISTEN, LISTEN.
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PP-PP-PP, LIEUTENANT.
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IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU TOUCH
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A WOMAN THAT MAKES HER FEEL
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UNCOMFORTABLE.
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Bart: THAT'S TRUE.
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Ella: THANK YOU.
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IT COULD BE VERBAL.
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Calvin: BUT, MA, WE'VE
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NEVER CALLED HER A BI--
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Curtis: AHH! CALVIN!
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DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S
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COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?
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Calvin: I WAS GONNA SAY BIG
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FIREWOMAN OR SOMETHING
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LIKE THAT.
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Ella: LISTEN, LITTLE VIRGIN
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BOY SCOUT, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
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THE WORDS THAT YOU OR THE NAMES
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THAT YOU CALL ANGEL.
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IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
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IT'S THE STUFF YOU SAY AROUND
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HER THAT MAKE HER FEEL
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UNCOMFORTABLE.
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Keenan: WELL, HOW ARE WE
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SUPPOSED TO ACT?
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Angel: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T
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WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU GUYS
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NAKED.
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Ella: FIRST OF ALL, SHE DON'T
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WANT TO SEE NONE OF YOU
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GUYS NAKED.
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Claretha: SHE'S SPEAKING
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FOR HERSELF.
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Angel: AND SECOND, IF I SAY
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SOMETHING BOTHERS ME, JUST STOP.
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Ella: AND SECOND, IF SHE SAY
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SOMETHING BOTHERS HER,
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THEN STOP.
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C.J.: I GUESS WE CAN DO THAT.
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Ella: [ LAUGHS ]
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FINALLY, IT'S ALL SETTLED.
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NOW, MEN, BBP-BBP-BBP-BBP,
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GET BACK TO WORK.
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Curtis: OH, MY GOSH.
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THAT'S MY JOB.
527
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,467
Ella: OKAY, WELL, THEN, TELL
528
00:12:36,467 --> 00:12:38,700
THEM TO GET BACK TO WORK.
529
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,567
Curtis: EVERYBODY, GET YOUR
530
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,300
BUTTS BACK TO WORK.
531
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,333
Ella: BLOW.
532
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,200
Curtis: [ IMITATES WHISTLE ]
533
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,433
Ella: [ LAUGHS ]
534
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,533
Angel: THANKS, MRS. PAYNE
535
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,067
AND MISS CLARETHA.
536
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:48,767
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE
537
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:49,767
TO REQUEST A TRANSFER.
538
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,333
Ella: OKAY, ANGEL, WHAT ABOUT
539
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,233
THAT LAWSUIT?
540
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:53,067
Angel: ARE YOU KIDDING?
541
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,333
I COULD NEVER SUE THESE GUYS.
542
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,633
I LOVE THEM.
543
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,633
BUT I WAS GETTING READY TO CUT
544
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,667
ONE OF THEM.
545
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,500
Malik: OKAY, HERE ARE
546
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,433
THE RULES FOR TONIGHT --
547
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,867
NO INTERRUPTING ME
548
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,367
WHILE I'M PLAYING MY VIDEO GAME,
549
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:10,933
ONLY IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
550
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,233
ALL RIGHT?
551
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:15,800
IF ANY GIRLS CALL [CHUCKLES]
552
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,933
IF ANY -- IF ANY GIRLS CALL --
553
00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:21,933
[ LAUGHING ]
554
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:22,700
[ Laughing ] IF ANY GIRLS
555
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,167
CALL...
556
00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:25,933
[ Laughing ] IF ANY GIRLS
557
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,867
CALL ME...
558
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:29,633
YOU MAY NEVER, EVER PICK UP
559
00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:30,733
THE OTHER LINE.
560
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:31,867
ANY QUESTIONS?
561
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:34,233
Jazmine: YEAH, JUST ONE
562
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:36,500
LITTLE QUESTION.
563
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,667
ARE YOU DREAMING?
564
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:40,933
NO GIRLS EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,
565
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:43,200
FOR NEVER, NEVER CALL YOU.
566
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,933
Malik: ALL RIGHT, GO PLAY.
567
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:45,867
YOUR BABYSITTER IS GONNA WATCH
568
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:46,833
TELEVISION NOW.
569
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,133
Jazmine: HOME-SAFETY MONITOR.
570
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,133
HMPH!
571
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,433
HEY, MALIK?
572
00:13:57,433 --> 00:13:58,600
CAN YOU GET MY COLORING BOOKS
573
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,300
DOWN FOR ME?
574
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:03,133
THEY'RE TOO HIGH.
575
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:03,833
Malik: OKAY.
576
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,067
Jazmine: THANK YOU.
577
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:17,067
Malik: HERE.
578
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:19,067
Jazmine: THANK YOU.
579
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:23,100
OKAY.
580
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,267
HEY, MALIK.
581
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,067
IT'S COLD IN HERE.
582
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,167
CAN YOU TURN THE AIR DOWN?
583
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,167
THANK YOU.
584
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:37,833
HEY, MALIK, CAN YOU GET ME
585
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,467
SOME WATER?
586
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:39,367
I'M THIRSTY.
587
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:40,300
Malik: DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOME
588
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,067
WATER YESTERDAY?
589
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:41,700
Jazmine: FORGET IT.
590
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,500
HEY, MALIK, CAN YOU SCRATCH
591
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,867
MY BACK?
592
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,833
NO, UP A LITTLE.
593
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:46,967
OVER TO THE LEFT.
594
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,733
OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT.
595
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,200
OKAY, THANK YOU.
596
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,067
HEY, MALIK, COULD YOU CHECK
597
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:52,700
OUTSIDE?
598
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:53,567
I'M AFRAID A STRANGER
599
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,300
MIGHT COME IN HERE.
600
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,333
Malik: WILL YOU JUST STOP IT,
601
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,067
JAZMINE?
602
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,700
NOBODY'S OUT THERE.
603
00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,700
Jazmine: PLEASE?
604
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,800
I'D MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH SAFER.
605
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,933
Malik: FINE.
606
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:05,967
Jazmine: THANK YOU.
607
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,167
Malik: SEE, NOBODY'S OUT
608
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,167
HERE.
609
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,167
JAZMINE, LET ME IN.
610
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,600
Jazmine: YOU KNOW WHAT?
611
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,433
I'M TIRED.
612
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,067
I'M GOING TO BED NOW.
613
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:19,733
Malik: NO, NO.
614
00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:20,400
Jazmine: YES.
615
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,233
Malik: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
616
00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:22,067
Jazmine: OH, YES, I AM.
617
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:22,567
Malik: NO!
618
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:23,267
Jazmine: YES, I AM.
619
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,067
Malik: COME BACK HERE.
620
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:24,867
Jazmine: WHAT YOU GONNA DO
621
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:25,367
ABOUT IT?
622
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:26,200
Malik: NO, COME BACK HERE.
623
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:26,800
Jazmine: BYE.
624
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,567
Malik: NO!
625
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,567
Jazmine: [ MURMURS ]
626
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,267
Ella: WHOO-HOO, HEY.
627
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:37,233
Malik: HI, AUNTIE ELLA.
628
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,300
Ella: SO, HOW DID IT GO?
629
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,067
Malik: EVERYTHING WENT GREAT.
630
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:40,867
JAZMINE COLORED IN HER
631
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:41,567
COLORING BOOKS.
632
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,467
SHE ATE.
633
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,867
NOW SHE'S IN HER BEDROOM,
634
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,067
PLAYING HAPPY AND CONTENT.
635
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,700
Ella: MALIK, IF I HAD KNOWN
636
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,767
THAT YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS
637
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:48,833
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
638
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,900
BABYSITTING A LONG TIME AGO.
639
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,733
Malik: SO, YOU GONNA PAY ME
640
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,400
NOW?
641
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,800
Ella: YOU WANT PAYMENT NOW?
642
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,600
PAYMENT?
643
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,067
HERE YOU GO, BABY.
644
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:56,733
THAT'S IT.
645
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,733
HERE YOU GO.
646
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,533
OKAY, WHY THE DOOR LOCKED?
647
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:04,933
Malik: OH, THAT'S JUST A GAME
648
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,067
ME AND JAZMINE ARE PLAYING.
649
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,500
Ella: OH, JUST A GAME YOU AND
650
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,700
JAZMINE ARE PLAYING, HUH?
651
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,433
WELL, WHERE'S YOUR KEY?
652
00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:12,233
Malik: I THOUGHT YOU HAD
653
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:12,833
YOURS.
654
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,667
Ella: MM-HMM.
655
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:17,067
SO, JAZMINE SAID, "I'M SCARED.
656
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,100
GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK," AND WHEN
657
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,567
YOU GOT OUTSIDE, SHE LOCKED
658
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,067
THE DOOR BEHIND YOU, RIGHT?
659
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:22,867
Malik: YEAH.
660
00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:23,700
Ella: YEAH, SHE GOT ME
661
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,433
LAST WEEK.
662
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,500
[ LAUGHS ]
663
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,567
OH, GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK.
664
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,467
MM-HMM.
665
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,400
JAZMINE!
666
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,533
[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
667
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,433
JAZI, COME OPEN THIS DOOR!
668
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,533
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
669
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:41,867
C.J.: CAN I HELP YOU
670
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:42,467
WITH THAT?
671
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:43,367
Angel: NO, THANKS.
672
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,067
I JUST NEED A BRUSH
673
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:44,700
FOR MY BOOTS.
674
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,533
C.J.: OH, OKAY.
675
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:46,600
Bart: DO YOU REQUIRE ANYTHING
676
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,167
ELSE, YOUR HIGHNESS?
677
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,067
Angel: NO, THANKS.
678
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:49,967
I'M FINE.
679
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,233
Calvin: SO, DID ANYBODY SEE
680
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,233
"POINT OF VIEW" TODAY?
681
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,867
Keenan: OH, YES, THAT SEGMENT
682
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,133
"CELEBRATING SISTERHOOD"
683
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,300
WAS FASCINATING.
684
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,733
DID YOU SEE IT, ANGEL?
685
00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:00,433
Angel: SORRY, I WAS WORKING.
686
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,433
Keenan: OH.
687
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,667
Angel: WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
688
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:07,767
C.J.: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
689
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:08,633
Angel: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
690
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,500
TREAT ME LIKE I'M A DELICATE
691
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,067
FLOWER.
692
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:10,767
Calvin: BUT YOU ARE
693
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,533
A DELICATE FLOWER.
694
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:12,200
Bart: YUP.
695
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,967
SOFT AND PRETTY AND YOU SMELL
696
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:14,667
GOOD.
697
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,567
Angel: GET AWAY FROM ME.
698
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:17,433
Curtis: DID ANYBODY HELP
699
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,067
ANGEL WITH HER GEAR?
700
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,300
BECAUSE IF ELLA TURNS OFF THE
701
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,633
LOVING, SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY.
702
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,067
[ LAUGHS ]
703
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,067
Angel: LOOK, GUYS, NO ONE HAS
704
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,067
TO HELP ME WITH MY GEAR
705
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,167
OR WITH ANYTHING.
706
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,733
I'M STILL A FIREFIGHTER.
707
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,567
I JUST ASKED FOR A LITTLE
708
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:30,867
RESPECT.
709
00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:31,967
Curtis: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
710
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:32,800
WELL, THEN, THAT MEANS
711
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,100
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT, THEN.
712
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,533
Angel: YEAH.
713
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,333
WELL, I DO HAVE ONE REQUEST.
714
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,100
Curtis: WHAT YOU WANT?
715
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,967
ANYTHING YOU WANT. WHAT?
716
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:41,700
Angel: OKAY.
717
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,633
* LA LA LA LA LA
718
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,133
All: OH, HELL NO!
719
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,267
Bart: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF
720
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:52,933
LIKE HIM.
721
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:57,067
HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY...
722
00:17:57,067 --> 00:18:01,700
FOR A WELL-CUT, SHIRTLESS MAN.
723
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,600
Calvin: UH-UH, YOU GOT
724
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,267
TO TAKE THAT DOWN.
725
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:03,967
Angel: UH-UH.
726
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,067
All: NOW.
727
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,667
Ella: ALL RIGHT, DON'T PLAY.
728
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,233
JAZMINE!
729
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,867
Jazmine: I'M IN TROUBLE NOW.
730
00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:15,767
Ella: I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!
731
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:18,067
Jazmine: NOBODY'S HOME.
732
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:19,200
Ella: JAZMINE.
733
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,467
OH, JAZMINE, YOU BETTER COME OUT
734
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,733
HERE WITH US.
735
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,167
JAZMINE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT SAFE
736
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:23,867
IN THERE.
737
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:24,667
SOMEBODY COULD BE IN THERE
738
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,500
WITH YOU!
739
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,900
JAZI, COME OUT HERE WITH US!
740
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:33,500
JAZMINE, OH, JAZI.
741
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,200
YOU KNOW WHAT?
742
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,067
Jazmine: [ LAUGHS ]
743
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,167
Ella: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
744
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:41,400
UM, MALIK, WE LEFT THE COOKIES
745
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,200
OUT THERE.
746
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,367
YOU KNOW, THE COOKIES WE BROUGHT
747
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,233
BACK FOR JAZMINE.
748
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,767
Jazmine: REALLY? OH!
749
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:47,567
Ella: SEE THEM? SEE THEM?
750
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:48,200
SEE THEM?
751
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,433
* CAN YOU SEE THEM, SEE THEM,
752
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:50,267
SEE THEM? *
753
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,467
* DO YOU SEE THEM, OHH
754
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,333
Jazmine: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
755
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:52,933
OPEN THE DOOR!
756
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:53,600
Ella: WHO IS IT?
757
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,700
WHO IS IT?
758
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,700
Jazmine: LET ME IN!
759
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,733
Ella: "LET ME IN"!
760
00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,633
Jazmine: LET ME IN!
761
00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:58,667
Ella: "IT'S NOT FUNNY"!
762
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:02,100
[ LAUGHS ]
763
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,233
IT'S NOT FUNNY, IS IT?
764
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,267
HUH?
765
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,933
SO, LITTLE GIRL, YOU GONNA CUT
766
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:07,633
OUT ALL THOSE TRICKS,
767
00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,633
STOP PLAYING SO MUCH.
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