Original subtitles

Bart: MAN, AM I HUNGRY.

C.J.: MAN, YOU ALWAYS HUNGRY.

Keenan: I THOUGHT YOU WAS

TAKING A SHOWER.

Bart: I AM, BUT I CAN'T TAKE

A SHOWER ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

Keenan: YOUR STOMACH

IS NEVER EMPTY.

Angel: HEY, GUYS.

All: HEY.

C.J.: OH, ANGEL, UH, COME

HERE FOR A SECOND.

RIGHT NOW IS NOT A GOOD --

Keenan: [ CLEARS THROAT ]

Angel: WHY? WHAT'S UP?

Calvin: WE'LL TELL YOU LATER.

Angel: OKAY.

Calvin: IN 5...4...3...2...1.

Angel: AAH! AY, DIOS MíO!

AY, DIOS MíO!

I JUST SAW BART NAKED.

C.J.: WHAT?

AND HE WAS DANCING...

Keenan: EW.

Angel: ...WITH A SANDWICH.

Calvin: OH, STOP, PLEASE.

Curtis: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Calvin: ANGEL JUST SAW BART

NAKED.

Curtis: EW.

YOU NEED A SICK DAY?

Angel: NO, BUT I MIGHT NEED

THERAPY.

Curtis: WELL, YOU JUST SAY

THE WORD AND I'LL FIRE HIM...

AND KEENAN AND CALVIN.

Calvin: POPS, WHAT PART OF

"VOLUNTEER" DON'T YOU

UNDERSTAND?

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.

Angel: LOOK, GUYS, I REALLY

NEED YOU TO BE MORE DISCREET.

Bart: ANGEL, PLEASE

FORGIVE ME.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

Keenan: BART, WHY WERE YOU

DANCING NAKED?

Bart: WELL, I ALWAYS LIKE

TO DO A LITTLE DANCE WHILE I'M

WAITING FOR THE WATER

TO GET HOT.

YOU KNOW...

[ LAUGHTER ]

Angel: BART, NEXT TIME YOU

WANT TO DO THE RUNNING MAN,

JUST PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW WOULD YOU

GUYS LIKE IT IF I DANCED AROUND

HERE NAKED?

Calvin: IS THAT A TRICK

QUESTION?

Calvin: ALL I'M SAYING IS

DATING TWINS IS DOUBLE THE FUN.

Keenan: MAN, YOU ARE

SO LUCKY.

SEE, SEE, STUFF LIKE THAT NEVER

HAPPENS TO ME.

C.J.: WHAT YOU COMPLAINING

ABOUT?

YOU'RE THE ONE ABOUT TO GET

MARRIED.

YOU BETTER PRAY SHE DON'T START

SMOKING CRACK AND BURN DOWN YOUR

HOUSE AND LEAVE YOU AND YOUR

KIDS HOMELESS.

Bart: WELL, YOU KNOW, I ONCE

DATED AN ENTIRE

CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

C.J.: IN YOUR DREAMS.

Bart: YEAH, BUT IT SEEMED

REAL TO ME.

WE LIKE BARTIE. YES, WE DO.

WE LIKE BARTIE. HOW ABOUT YOU?

GIVE ME A "B"!

Keenan: "B"!

Bart: GIVE ME AN "A"!

Keenan: "A"!

Bart: GIVE ME A "R"!

Keenan: "R"!

Bart: GIVE ME A "T"!

Keenan: "T"!

Bart: WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

Keenan: DREAM?

Curtis: WHY ARE YOU GUYS

JUST SITTING AROUND?

Angel: BECAUSE, AS USUAL,

THEY'RE SWAPPING LIES.

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU

GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT?

Calvin: THE POINT IS

IT'S MONDAY.

WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT OUR DATES

ON MONDAYS.

Bart: OR WHENEVER WE HAVE

THEM.

Angel: WELL, IT'S CHILDISH.

C.J.: WHAT'S WRONG WITH US

SHARING OUR LIVES?

Angel: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

WITH YOU SHARING YOUR LIVES,

BUT WHAT YOU DO ISN'T SHARING.

IT'S BRAGGING.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

Curtis: I WONDER WHAT SIDE

OF THE BED SHE WOKE UP ON.

Calvin: THE SIDE WITHOUT

A MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Angel: WHO SAID THAT?

All: HE DID.

Angel: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

Calvin: WHY Y'ALL TELL?

I THOUGHT WE WAS A TEAM.

Curtis: YOU'RE NOT PART

OF THE TEAM.

YOU VOLUNTEER, REMEMBER?

Jazmine: I'M TELLING YOU,

MALIK, YOU'RE GONNA STRIKE OUT.

Malik: AUNTIE ELLA, I NEED

TO TALK TO YOU.

Ella: OH, MALIK, NOT RIGHT

NOW, BABY.

I GOT TO FINISH THIS PAPERWORK

FOR THE HELP CENTER.

Jazmine: OOH, STRIKE ONE!

Malik: SHUT UP.

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

THAT KEVIN AND I, WE'RE GOING

TO THE MALL TO GET THE NEW

"B-BALLIN' '07" GAME TODAY.

Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WAIT, WAIT.

WELL, NOW, WHEN DID YOU START

TELLING ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

Jazmine: OOH, MAN.

STRIKE TWO!

MM!

Malik: I MEAN, COME ON,

AUNTIE ELLA, PLEASE LET ME GO.

I MEAN, I WILL NEVER ASK YOU

FOR ANYTHING ELSE AGAIN.

Ella: YOU CANNOT GO TO THE

MALL JUST BY YOURSELF AND ALONE.

Malik: BUT I WON'T BE ALONE.

I'LL BE WITH KEVIN.

Ella: MALIK, I SAID NO,

AND THE ANSWER IS NO.

Jazmine: STRIKE THREE!

WHAT A HEARTBREAKER.

Ella: JAZMINE, BE QUIET.

Malik: YOU ARE SO STUPID.

Jazmine: AND YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO THE MALL.

[ LAUGHING ]

Malik: COME ON, AUNTIE ELLA.

JEWISH KIDS ARE ADULTS AT 13.

Ella: OKAY, MALIK,

YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.

Malik: IF I CONVERT,

WILL YOU LET ME GO?

Ella: MALIK, HONEY,

I'LL TAKE YOU ON SATURDAY.

Malik: BUT THE GAME MIGHT BE

SOLD-OUT ON SATURDAY.

I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE

TO TELL KEVIN?

Ella: TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT

GOING.

Malik: WHAT IF I CALL YOU ON

YOUR CELLPHONE AND YOU TALK TO

ME THE WHOLE TIME WHILE I'M

THERE?

Ella: I'D SAY, "YOUR CALL

CANNOT BE COMPLETED AS DIALED."

Malik: [ HUFFS ]

Ella: HUFF ONE MORE TIME.

HUFF ONE MORE TIME.

Bart: WHEW, THERE SHE IS --

A PICTURE OF BEAUTY.

Keenan: AND WHAT A BEAUTY

SHE IS.

Angel: I WOULDN'T PUT THAT

THERE IF I WERE YOU.

Keenan: YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SHOULD PUT IT ON THE

REFRIGERATOR.

GOOD LOOKING OUT, ANGEL.

Calvin: HEY, HEY,

HEY, YOU GUYS.

SILVER DOLLAR'S NEW VIDEO IS ON.

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]

All: WHOA.

Angel: WHAT IS WRONG

WITH YOU GUYS?

Keenan: WHAT?

Angel: THAT'S SOMEBODY'S

DAUGHTER.

Calvin: AND I AM

SOMEBODY'S SON.

WHOA.

Curtis: ANGEL, IT'S JUST

A VIDEO.

YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO

SERIOUSLY.

Angel: LOOK, I JUST THINK

IT'S RIDICULOUS HOW YOU GUYS SIT

HERE AND STARE AT HALF-NAKED

GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE PIECES

OF MEAT.

Calvin: WHOA, ANGEL, WE'RE

NOT STARING AT THEM LIKE

THEY'RE PIECES OF MEAT.

WE'RE STARING AT THEM

LIKE THEY HALF-NAKED GIRLS.

C.J.: YEAH, ANGEL.

I MEAN, THESE GIRLS, THEY DO

VIDEOS SO THAT WE WILL LOOK

AT THEM LIKE THEY...

HALF-NAKED GIRLS.

Angel: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT

IF SOMEONE STARED AT YOU WHILE

YOU'RE DANCING AROUND

HALF-NAKED?

Bart: I WAS COMPLETELY NAKED

WHILE YOU WATCHED ME DANCE,

AND I GOT OVER IT.

THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER,

WASN'T IT?

C.J.: MUST BE THAT TIME

OF THE MONTH.

Angel: WHO SAID THAT?

All: C.J.

Calvin: PAYBACK.

Angel: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

Ella: ANGEL.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

Angel: HI, MRS. PAYNE, NO.

THOSE GUYS ELLOS SE CREEN QUE

LAS MUJERES SON...

Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

ENGLISH, ANGEL, ENGLISH.

Angel: MRS. PAYNE,

I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S JUST THAT WHEN I GET REALLY

UPSET, I START SPEAKING

IN SPANGLISH.

Ella: JUST GIVE ME THE

"GLISH" PART 'CAUSE I DON'T

UNDERSTAND THAT "SPAN" PART.

HAVE A SEAT, HAVE A SEAT, BABY.

Angel: THANK YOU, GRACIAS.

THANK YOU.

Ella: GRACIAS.

Claretha: I KNEW SHE'D SHOW

UP ONE DAY WITH JUICY GOSSIP.

GO ON, GIRL, AND DON'T LEAVE

ANYTHING OUT.

Angel: I'VE JUST HAD IT.

I'VE WORKED WITH PLENTY OF MEN

BEFORE, BUT I'VE NEVER MET A

GROUP OF GUYS WHO WERE SO

CLUELESS ABOUT WOMEN.

I MEAN, I SIGNED UP TO FIGHT

FIRES, NOT IDIOTS.

Ella: ANGEL, SLOW DOWN, BABY.

WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?

Angel: WELL, THEY'RE TALKING

ABOUT THEIR DATES,

WALKING AROUND NAKED, SAYING --

Claretha: UH-UH-UH.

CAN YOU ELABORATE?

WHO IS NAKED RIGHT NOW?

Ella: CLARETHA, PLEASE.

Claretha: OKAY.

Ella: ANGEL, I REALLY DON'T

THINK THOSE GUYS

MEAN YOU ANY HARM.

Angel: WELL, THEY CALL

THEMSELVES TREATING ME LIKE I'M

ONE OF THE BOYS, BUT THEY NEED

TO GROW UP.

Ella: WELL, WHAT CAN I DO

TO HELP?

Angel: TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND

BEFORE I HURT SOMEBODY.

Claretha: YOU KNOW,

SISTER KAREN HAD A PROBLEM LIKE

THIS ON HER JOB.

Angel: REALLY?

WHAT DID SHE DO?

Claretha: SHE HIRED A LAWYER

AND THEN SHE SUED THEM

FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

Ella: LET'S NOT GET CARRIED

AWAY.

AND ANGEL DON'T NEED TO CARRY IT

THAT FAR.

Angel: WELL, I DID ASK THEM

TO RESPECT ME, AND THEY DIDN'T

LISTEN.

MAYBE I SHOULD SUE THEM.

THANKS, MISS CLARETHA.

Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

[ GRUNTING ]

WELL, THANKS A LOT,

MISS CLARETHA.

Claretha: WHAT DID I SAY?

Ella: YOU JUST TOLD HER TO

SUE MY NEPHEW AND MY HUSBAND.

Claretha: OH, I DID,

DIDN'T I?

I'M SORRY, ELLA.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

Ella: FIGURE OUT WHAT WIG

YOU WANT TO BE BURIED IN.

HMM? HMM?

Ella: I JUST WISH THERE WAS

SOME WAY THAT WE COULD GET THOSE

GUYS TO FEEL THINGS LIKE ANGEL

FEELS IT.

Claretha: WELL, WE DID

ROLE-PLAYING AT THE CHURCH'S

LAST COUPLES SEMINAR.

MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP.

Ella: NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

Claretha: MM-HMM.

Ella: BUT HOW DID THAT WORK?

YOU SINGLE.

Claretha: I SAID WE WERE

ROLE-PLAYING.

ANYWAY, DEACON JOHNSON PLAYED

MY HUSBAND, AND I GOT TO EXPRESS

MY INNER FEELINGS.

Ella: DID IT WORK?

Claretha: YES.

HE WENT HOME CRYING

TO HIS REAL WIFE.

Ella: OOH, THIS IS

A GREAT IDEA.

OH, NOT THE PART ABOUT

DEACON JOHNSON CRYING, BUT WE

CAN GET THOSE GUYS TO FEEL

WHAT ANGEL IS FEELING.

MMM, IT'S TIME FOR THE TABLES

TO TURN ON THE GUYS.

Claretha: OOH, I CAN'T WAIT.

Jazmine: HEY, IS DINNER

READY YET?

Ella: IN A FEW MINUTES, BABY.

Malik: YEAH, WE'RE STARVING.

Jazmine: YEAH, I'M STARVING.

Ella: BOY, YOU NOT STARVING.

MALIK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOW ME

HOW RESPONSIBLE YOU CAN BE?

I NEED A BABYSITTER.

Malik: COOL!

Jazmine: OKAY, COOL.

WHO IS HE BABYSITTING?

[ LAUGHS ]

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

YOU.

COME ON, CLARETHA.

I'LL JUST BE RIGHT ACROSS

THE STREET, GUYS, IN CASE

ANYTHING HAPPENS.

Jazmine: ALL RIGHT.

Ella: BE GOOD.

Jazmine: OH, I WILL.

Malik: YES.

I'M YOUR BABYSITTER.

Jazmine: WELL, I PREFER THE

TERM "HOME-SAFETY MONITOR."

Malik: WHATEVER YOU CALL IT,

PREPARE TO BE DOMINATED.

Jazmine: OOH, YOU,

OOH, SILLY BOY.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR.

Ella: HOO-HOO! HOOTY-HOO!

Curtis: HEY, ELLA, WHAT YOU

DOING HERE?

YOU BROUGHT US SOME LUNCH?

Claretha: NO.

AND WHERE'S THE NAKEDNESS?

Ella: CURTIS, WE HAVE COME

OVER HERE TO HELP ANGEL EXPLAIN

SOME THINGS TO YOU GUYS.

Curtis: HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

DO NOT COME IN HERE WITH THAT --

DON'T COME IN HERE RUNNING

NOTHING, NOW.

Ella: WE JUST THINK THAT YOU

GUYS NEED TO GET IN TOUCH

WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE.

Curtis: ELLA, WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

BABY, YOU ARE MY FEMININE SIDE,

AND I'LL BE IN TOUCH AROUND

7:00.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Ella: NOT IF YOU KEEP

INTERRUPTING ME.

Curtis: EVERYBODY, LISTEN

TO ELLA.

Ella: THANK YOU.

[ IMITATES WHISTLE BLOWING ]

TROOPS, FALL IN LINE.

COME ON, TROOPS.

C.J.

OH, CHIEF PAYNE, TWO WHISTLES

FOR YOU.

[ IMITATES WHISTLE BLOWING ]

Curtis: YOU DON'T HAVE

A WHISTLE.

Ella: YES, I DO.

WOULD YOU COME ON?

Curtis: BE JOKING --

Ella: 5, 4, 3, 2...1.

THANK YOU.

NOW, MEN, I KNOW THAT YOU

PROBABLY ARE NOT USED TO HAVING

A WOMAN ON STAFF...

BUT BLA-DOW!

[ LAUGHS ]

NOW THAT YOU DO, YOU ARE GOING

TO HAVE TO ADJUST FOR HER.

CLARETHA.

Claretha: I NEED A VOLUNTEER.

Bart: OOH, OOH! ME, ME, ME!

I LOVE TO VOLUNTEER. PLEASE!

Claretha: NO.

I WANT HIM.

Keenan: OH, PLEASE,

BE GENTLE.

Claretha: DON'T BE SCARED.

NOW, IF YOU PUT YOUR HANDS

ON A WOMAN HERE...

OOH.

YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

Keenan: THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

Claretha: AND IF YOU TOUCH

HER HERE...

OOH!

NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG.

Keenan: THAT'S JUST WRONG.

Claretha: NOW BLOW IN MY EAR.

BACK UP, ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN.

BLOW.

OOH, NOW THAT'S JUST SINFUL.

Keenan: SINFUL.

Claretha: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

TO GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER 'CAUSE

YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AFTER CLASS.

Keenan: NO, THAT'S OKAY.

I'LL TAKE THE ZERO.

Claretha: OOH, I'M GONNA HELP

RAISE YOUR SCORE.

Ella: FALL IN LINE, SOLDIER.

Keenan: I'VE BEEN VIOLATED.

Ella: NOW, MEN, DO YOU

UNDERSTAND THE WORDS

THAT WE ARE SAYING?

C.J.: I GUESS, BUT NOBODY

EVER TOUCHED ANGEL.

Angel: AND YOU NEVER WILL,

NOT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Ella: LISTEN, LISTEN.

PP-PP-PP, LIEUTENANT.

IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU TOUCH

A WOMAN THAT MAKES HER FEEL

UNCOMFORTABLE.

Bart: THAT'S TRUE.

Ella: THANK YOU.

IT COULD BE VERBAL.

Calvin: BUT, MA, WE'VE

NEVER CALLED HER A BI--

Curtis: AHH! CALVIN!

DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S

COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

Calvin: I WAS GONNA SAY BIG

FIREWOMAN OR SOMETHING

LIKE THAT.

Ella: LISTEN, LITTLE VIRGIN

BOY SCOUT, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT

THE WORDS THAT YOU OR THE NAMES

THAT YOU CALL ANGEL.

IT'S MORE THAN THAT.

IT'S THE STUFF YOU SAY AROUND

HER THAT MAKE HER FEEL

UNCOMFORTABLE.

Keenan: WELL, HOW ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO ACT?

Angel: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T

WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU GUYS

NAKED.

Ella: FIRST OF ALL, SHE DON'T

WANT TO SEE NONE OF YOU

GUYS NAKED.

Claretha: SHE'S SPEAKING

FOR HERSELF.

Angel: AND SECOND, IF I SAY

SOMETHING BOTHERS ME, JUST STOP.

Ella: AND SECOND, IF SHE SAY

SOMETHING BOTHERS HER,

THEN STOP.

C.J.: I GUESS WE CAN DO THAT.

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

FINALLY, IT'S ALL SETTLED.

NOW, MEN, BBP-BBP-BBP-BBP,

GET BACK TO WORK.

Curtis: OH, MY GOSH.

THAT'S MY JOB.

Ella: OKAY, WELL, THEN, TELL

THEM TO GET BACK TO WORK.

Curtis: EVERYBODY, GET YOUR

BUTTS BACK TO WORK.

Ella: BLOW.

Curtis: [ IMITATES WHISTLE ]

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

Angel: THANKS, MRS. PAYNE

AND MISS CLARETHA.

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE

TO REQUEST A TRANSFER.

Ella: OKAY, ANGEL, WHAT ABOUT

THAT LAWSUIT?

Angel: ARE YOU KIDDING?

I COULD NEVER SUE THESE GUYS.

I LOVE THEM.

BUT I WAS GETTING READY TO CUT

ONE OF THEM.

Malik: OKAY, HERE ARE

THE RULES FOR TONIGHT --

NO INTERRUPTING ME

WHILE I'M PLAYING MY VIDEO GAME,

ONLY IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.

ALL RIGHT?

IF ANY GIRLS CALL [CHUCKLES]

IF ANY -- IF ANY GIRLS CALL --

[ LAUGHING ]

[ Laughing ] IF ANY GIRLS

CALL...

[ Laughing ] IF ANY GIRLS

CALL ME...

YOU MAY NEVER, EVER PICK UP

THE OTHER LINE.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Jazmine: YEAH, JUST ONE

LITTLE QUESTION.

ARE YOU DREAMING?

NO GIRLS EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,

FOR NEVER, NEVER CALL YOU.

Malik: ALL RIGHT, GO PLAY.

YOUR BABYSITTER IS GONNA WATCH

TELEVISION NOW.

Jazmine: HOME-SAFETY MONITOR.

HMPH!

HEY, MALIK?

CAN YOU GET MY COLORING BOOKS

DOWN FOR ME?

THEY'RE TOO HIGH.

Malik: OKAY.

Jazmine: THANK YOU.

Malik: HERE.

Jazmine: THANK YOU.

OKAY.

HEY, MALIK.

IT'S COLD IN HERE.

CAN YOU TURN THE AIR DOWN?

THANK YOU.

HEY, MALIK, CAN YOU GET ME

SOME WATER?

I'M THIRSTY.

Malik: DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOME

WATER YESTERDAY?

Jazmine: FORGET IT.

HEY, MALIK, CAN YOU SCRATCH

MY BACK?

NO, UP A LITTLE.

OVER TO THE LEFT.

OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT.

OKAY, THANK YOU.

HEY, MALIK, COULD YOU CHECK

OUTSIDE?

I'M AFRAID A STRANGER

MIGHT COME IN HERE.

Malik: WILL YOU JUST STOP IT,

JAZMINE?

NOBODY'S OUT THERE.

Jazmine: PLEASE?

I'D MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH SAFER.

Malik: FINE.

Jazmine: THANK YOU.

Malik: SEE, NOBODY'S OUT

HERE.

JAZMINE, LET ME IN.

Jazmine: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M TIRED.

I'M GOING TO BED NOW.

Malik: NO, NO.

Jazmine: YES.

Malik: NO, YOU'RE NOT.

Jazmine: OH, YES, I AM.

Malik: NO!

Jazmine: YES, I AM.

Malik: COME BACK HERE.

Jazmine: WHAT YOU GONNA DO

ABOUT IT?

Malik: NO, COME BACK HERE.

Jazmine: BYE.

Malik: NO!

Jazmine: [ MURMURS ]

Ella: WHOO-HOO, HEY.

Malik: HI, AUNTIE ELLA.

Ella: SO, HOW DID IT GO?

Malik: EVERYTHING WENT GREAT.

JAZMINE COLORED IN HER

COLORING BOOKS.

SHE ATE.

NOW SHE'S IN HER BEDROOM,

PLAYING HAPPY AND CONTENT.

Ella: MALIK, IF I HAD KNOWN

THAT YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS

WELL, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN

BABYSITTING A LONG TIME AGO.

Malik: SO, YOU GONNA PAY ME

NOW?

Ella: YOU WANT PAYMENT NOW?

PAYMENT?

HERE YOU GO, BABY.

THAT'S IT.

HERE YOU GO.

OKAY, WHY THE DOOR LOCKED?

Malik: OH, THAT'S JUST A GAME

ME AND JAZMINE ARE PLAYING.

Ella: OH, JUST A GAME YOU AND

JAZMINE ARE PLAYING, HUH?

WELL, WHERE'S YOUR KEY?

Malik: I THOUGHT YOU HAD

YOURS.

Ella: MM-HMM.

SO, JAZMINE SAID, "I'M SCARED.

GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK," AND WHEN

YOU GOT OUTSIDE, SHE LOCKED

THE DOOR BEHIND YOU, RIGHT?

Malik: YEAH.

Ella: YEAH, SHE GOT ME

LAST WEEK.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK.

MM-HMM.

JAZMINE!

[ DOORBELL RINGING ]

JAZI, COME OPEN THIS DOOR!

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.

C.J.: CAN I HELP YOU

WITH THAT?

Angel: NO, THANKS.

I JUST NEED A BRUSH

FOR MY BOOTS.

C.J.: OH, OKAY.

Bart: DO YOU REQUIRE ANYTHING

ELSE, YOUR HIGHNESS?

Angel: NO, THANKS.

I'M FINE.

Calvin: SO, DID ANYBODY SEE

"POINT OF VIEW" TODAY?

Keenan: OH, YES, THAT SEGMENT

"CELEBRATING SISTERHOOD"

WAS FASCINATING.

DID YOU SEE IT, ANGEL?

Angel: SORRY, I WAS WORKING.

Keenan: OH.

Angel: WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?

C.J.: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Angel: YOU DON'T HAVE TO

TREAT ME LIKE I'M A DELICATE

FLOWER.

Calvin: BUT YOU ARE

A DELICATE FLOWER.

Bart: YUP.

SOFT AND PRETTY AND YOU SMELL

GOOD.

Angel: GET AWAY FROM ME.

Curtis: DID ANYBODY HELP

ANGEL WITH HER GEAR?

BECAUSE IF ELLA TURNS OFF THE

LOVING, SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

Angel: LOOK, GUYS, NO ONE HAS

TO HELP ME WITH MY GEAR

OR WITH ANYTHING.

I'M STILL A FIREFIGHTER.

I JUST ASKED FOR A LITTLE

RESPECT.

Curtis: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THEN, THAT MEANS

EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT, THEN.

Angel: YEAH.

WELL, I DO HAVE ONE REQUEST.

Curtis: WHAT YOU WANT?

ANYTHING YOU WANT. WHAT?

Angel: OKAY.

* LA LA LA LA LA

All: OH, HELL NO!

Bart: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF

LIKE HIM.

HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY...

FOR A WELL-CUT, SHIRTLESS MAN.

Calvin: UH-UH, YOU GOT

TO TAKE THAT DOWN.

Angel: UH-UH.

All: NOW.

Ella: ALL RIGHT, DON'T PLAY.

JAZMINE!

Jazmine: I'M IN TROUBLE NOW.

Ella: I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!

Jazmine: NOBODY'S HOME.

Ella: JAZMINE.

OH, JAZMINE, YOU BETTER COME OUT

HERE WITH US.

JAZMINE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT SAFE

IN THERE.

SOMEBODY COULD BE IN THERE

WITH YOU!

JAZI, COME OUT HERE WITH US!

JAZMINE, OH, JAZI.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

Jazmine: [ LAUGHS ]

Ella: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

UM, MALIK, WE LEFT THE COOKIES

OUT THERE.

YOU KNOW, THE COOKIES WE BROUGHT

BACK FOR JAZMINE.

Jazmine: REALLY? OH!

Ella: SEE THEM? SEE THEM?

SEE THEM?

* CAN YOU SEE THEM, SEE THEM,

SEE THEM? *

* DO YOU SEE THEM, OHH

Jazmine: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

OPEN THE DOOR!

Ella: WHO IS IT?

WHO IS IT?

Jazmine: LET ME IN!

Ella: "LET ME IN"!

Jazmine: LET ME IN!

Ella: "IT'S NOT FUNNY"!

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S NOT FUNNY, IS IT?

HUH?

SO, LITTLE GIRL, YOU GONNA CUT

OUT ALL THOSE TRICKS,

STOP PLAYING SO MUCH.