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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:03,800 THANK YOU. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,900 NO PROBLEM. 3 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:06,100 HEY, CALVIN, GO AHEAD AND 4 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:07,400 FINISH THIS ONE UP FOR DELANTE. 5 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,733 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 6 00:00:08,733 --> 00:00:10,000 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:10,900 LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE. 8 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:11,867 I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT OFF 9 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:12,867 THE SIDE, CLEAN YOU UP RIGHT 10 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:13,667 THERE. 11 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:14,500 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 12 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:15,333 HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 13 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,167 I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT. 14 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:16,967 PUT THEM DOWN. 15 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,167 WHAT I'M SAYING -- THE HAIRCUT'S 16 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:18,967 FINE. 17 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:20,633 I WANT YOU TO FINISH BY FLIPPING 18 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:22,233 THE SMOCK, BRUSH OFF HIS HAIR, 19 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,600 AND JUST SWEEP THE REST OF THE 20 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,433 FLOOR UP. 21 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:25,267 OH, THAT'S IT? 22 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:26,167 NO. 23 00:00:26,167 --> 00:00:27,400 TAKE OUT THE TRASH, AND GET ME 24 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,933 SOME COFFEE -- BLACK... 25 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:30,033 LIKE YOU. 26 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,533 SORRY ABOUT THAT HOLDUP THERE. 27 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:38,233 EXCUSE ME, IS DELANTE HERE? 28 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:39,933 FOR $30 AND THREE BUS PASSES, 29 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:43,433 I'M DELANTE. 30 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:44,400 WHAT'S UP, BEAUTIFUL? 31 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,400 HEY, HANDSOME. 32 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,900 EVERYONE, THIS IS PATRICE. 33 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:48,500 PATRICE... 34 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,467 THIS IS EVERYONE. 35 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,500 SO, ARE YOU READY FOR 36 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,700 SOMETHING DELICIOUS FOR LUNCH 37 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,533 TODAY? 38 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:54,833 I MADE RESERVATIONS AT 39 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:55,933 CHEZ L'MONT. 40 00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:56,900 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT LUNCH, BUT 41 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:57,900 I'M ALWAYS READY FOR SOMETHING 42 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:58,800 DELICIOUS. 43 00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,700 [ LAUGHS ] 44 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,933 YOU ARE SO BAD. 45 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,667 AND YOU ARE SO SEXY. 46 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:04,133 HEY, Y'ALL ARE MAKING ME SO 47 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:06,333 SICK. 48 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,533 I'LL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UP 49 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:08,367 LATER. 50 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:09,400 ALL RIGHT, BABY. 51 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,600 SEE YOU SOON. 52 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,833 YOU SURE WILL. 53 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:13,700 MM! 54 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,800 YO, MAN, WHERE'D YOU MEET 55 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:15,633 HER? 56 00:01:15,633 --> 00:01:16,767 AT THE GROCERY STORE IN THE 57 00:01:16,767 --> 00:01:19,300 FINE-AS-HELL SECTION. 58 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,967 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 59 00:01:21,967 --> 00:01:24,300 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 60 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,533 HEY, DELANTE. 61 00:01:27,533 --> 00:01:29,067 EVERYONE, THIS IS GWEN. 62 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:31,133 GWEN, THIS IS EVERYONE. 63 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,500 DIDN'T YOU JUST INTRODUCE -- 64 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,967 YEAH, SO, GWEN, WHAT BRINGS 65 00:01:33,967 --> 00:01:36,867 YOU BY? 66 00:01:36,867 --> 00:01:38,333 I JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE IF 67 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:39,767 WE WERE STILL ON FOR DINNER 68 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,333 AND, UM... 69 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:42,600 DESSERT. 70 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,267 OH, THAT DEPENDS... 71 00:01:44,267 --> 00:01:45,467 ARE YOU STILL ON THE MENU? 72 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:46,400 [ LAUGHS ] 73 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,667 YOU KNOW I AM. 74 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:48,967 WELL, THEN ME AND MY APPETITE 75 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:50,167 WILL BE THERE. 76 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:53,167 ALL RIGHT. 77 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:54,867 UH... 78 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:55,967 I'M SO SORRY, MAN. 79 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:56,933 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FINISH YOUR 80 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,067 SHOES LATER 'CAUSE I GET SO 81 00:01:58,067 --> 00:01:58,900 NAUSEOUS WHEN I HEAR A BUNCH OF 82 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:02,933 BULL-- 83 00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:04,067 MAN, IF I WASN'T WITH 84 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,400 MIRANDA, I'D SIGN UP FOR YOUR 85 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,500 PLAYER SCHOOL. 86 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,567 WELL, HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD 87 00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:08,900 BECAUSE IN MY SCHOOL, WE GRADE 88 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,200 ON CURVES. 89 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,067 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 90 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:12,967 OH, REALLY? 91 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,067 AND WHAT SCHOOL IS THAT -- THE 92 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,067 CHICKENHEAD COMMUNITY COLLEGE? 93 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:18,167 DANA, YOU JUST MAD 'CAUSE WE 94 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:19,533 SENT YOU A REJECTION LETTER. 95 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,467 [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:02:21,467 --> 00:02:23,567 B-BAWK, B-BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. 97 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:24,633 [ LAUGHS ] 98 00:02:24,633 --> 00:02:25,767 SORRY. 99 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,367 NOW, THAT'S JUST TRIFLING. 100 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:37,667 I WOULD NEVER DONATE ANYTHING I 101 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:38,900 WOULDN'T WEAR MYSELF. 102 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:39,767 [ LAUGHS ] 103 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:41,167 MY QUESTION IS, WHO WOULD WEAR 104 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:42,167 YOUR CLOTHES? 105 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,767 OHH. 106 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:45,067 OH, THANK YOU. 107 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:45,833 RIGHT HERE. 108 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,733 AWW, THANK YOU. 109 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:49,500 ONLY CUTE PEOPLE WITH TASTE 110 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,700 'CAUSE UGLY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT 111 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,067 DRAW ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES. 112 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:53,900 [ LAUGHS ] CLARETHA! 113 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,100 HEY, HEY, HEY. 114 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:55,967 HEY, BABY. 115 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:56,967 HEY, CALVIN. 116 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:58,067 HERE ARE SOME CLOTHES FOR THE 117 00:02:58,067 --> 00:03:00,067 CLOTHING DRIVE. 118 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:01,067 THANK YOU. 119 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:01,800 THERE YOU GO. 120 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,400 WAIT, BABY, THESE CLOTHES ARE 121 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,433 NEW. 122 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,300 THIS ONE EVEN STILL HAS THE TAG 123 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,400 ON THEM. 124 00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:08,333 THEY'RE NOT NEW. 125 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:09,400 THEY'RE A MONTH OLD, BUT THEY'RE 126 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,700 OUT OF STYLE. 127 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,667 I CAN'T HAVE THE LADIES THINKING 128 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:12,567 I'M BROKE. 129 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,300 CALVIN, BUT YOU ARE. 130 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,967 BUT THAT'S MY LITTLE SECRET. 131 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,067 LOOK, IT'S LUNCHTIME, AND I GOT 132 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,300 TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 133 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,067 A BROTHER IS HUNGRY, UNLESS YOU 134 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,867 WANT TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 135 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:23,867 MNH-MNH. 136 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:25,067 OH, ELLA, I GOT THIS. 137 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:27,333 BOY, GET OUT. 138 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,300 ALL RIGHT. 139 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,467 BE BREEZY. 140 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:30,267 ALL RIGHT. 141 00:03:30,267 --> 00:03:31,567 BE EASY. 142 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,567 [ LAUGHS ] 143 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:34,433 OKAY. 144 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:35,533 ELLA? 145 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:36,533 HMM? 146 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:37,667 SINCE THE KIDS ARE SPENDING 147 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:38,967 THE NIGHT AT THE CHURCH'S YOUTH 148 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:40,733 LOCK-IN, YOU WANT TO BOUNCE OVER 149 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:42,067 LATER TO KEENAN'S BACHELOR 150 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:42,867 PARTY? 151 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:43,800 BOUNCE? 152 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,500 YES, BOUNCE, AS IN HOP OVER, 153 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,067 GO TO, WALK. 154 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,067 GIRL, YOU BETTER GET WITH THE 155 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:50,467 TIMES. 156 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:52,133 HEY, SISTER ELLA, SISTER 157 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:52,933 CLARETHA. 158 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:53,733 HOW YOU DOING? 159 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,600 SHEILA. 160 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,433 SHEILA. 161 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:56,567 I JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF 162 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:59,433 SOME DRESSES AND THINGS, BUT, 163 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:00,600 I'M SORRY, I WON'T BE ABLE TO 164 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,067 STAY AND HELP WITH THE DRIVE. 165 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,067 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T 166 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,300 STAY, BUT THANK YOU FOR THE 167 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,167 DONATION. 168 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:06,367 YOU'RE WELCOME. 169 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:07,367 WHAT'S WRONG? 170 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:08,300 OH, NOTHING. 171 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,467 I'M ALL RIGHT. 172 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:11,067 YEAH, I'M JUST IN A HURRY. 173 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,333 GIRL, THOSE SUNGLASSES ARE 174 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,267 TIGHT. 175 00:04:13,267 --> 00:04:14,067 TIGHT? 176 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:15,800 YES, TIGHT, AS IN THEY LOOK 177 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,200 GOOD, THEY'RE NICE. 178 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,133 THEY WOULD LOOK BETTER ON ME, 179 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:18,967 THOUGH. 180 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:19,833 LET ME TRY THEM ON. 181 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,067 UH, YOU KNOW, MY BOYFRIEND IS 182 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:22,933 OUTSIDE, AND, UM, I DON'T WANT 183 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:24,467 TO KEEP HIM WAITING, SO I'M JUST 184 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:25,533 GONNA GO. 185 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,167 SHEILA, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 186 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,433 BABY, I KNOW YOU SAID THAT YOU 187 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,700 WERE ALL RIGHT, BUT I DON'T 188 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,900 THINK THAT YOU ARE. 189 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,733 SO IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME, CALL 190 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,067 ME ANYTIME. 191 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,067 YOU GOT MY NUMBER, RIGHT? 192 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:37,967 YES, I DO. 193 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:38,967 THANK YOU. 194 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:39,833 OKAY. 195 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:40,733 ALL RIGHT, SEE Y'ALL LATER. 196 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:42,700 ALL RIGHT. 197 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,233 CLARETHA, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT 198 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,200 I'M THINKING? 199 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,167 MM-HMM. 200 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,267 SHE WAS BEING REAL STINGY WITH 201 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:48,200 HER SUNGLASSES. 202 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,133 NO, NO, NO. 203 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:51,567 HER BOYFRIEND'S BEATING HER. 204 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:53,800 WHAT? 205 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,067 SUNGLASSES -- AIN'T NO SUN 206 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:56,067 OUTSIDE. 207 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,967 OH. 208 00:04:57,967 --> 00:04:59,067 THAT WAS GONNA BE MY SECOND 209 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,867 GUESS. 210 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,467 OH, THANK YOU, BABY. 211 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:10,767 [ SIGHS ] 212 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:12,500 MAN, I GOT TO SIT DOWN. 213 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,733 I'M STUFFED. 214 00:05:13,733 --> 00:05:14,833 YOU WAS GONE FOR LIKE FOUR 215 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:15,767 HOURS. 216 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:16,667 YOU'VE BEEN AT LUNCH THIS 217 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:17,533 WHOLE TIME? 218 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:18,533 YEAH. 219 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:19,833 CHEZ L'MONT IN FRENCH MEANS, 220 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:23,167 "DAMN, THE GIRL CAN EAT." 221 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:24,200 WAS SHE WORTH IT? 222 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,967 OUI, OUI. 223 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,567 IT TURNS OUT PATRICE IS A BUYER 224 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:30,667 FOR A STORE. 225 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:31,833 SHE'S TAKING ME SHOPPING 226 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:32,900 TOMORROW TO BUY ME A WHOLE NEW 227 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:33,900 WARDROBE. 228 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,667 OOH, YOU GOT TO HOOK ME UP. 229 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,833 LOOK HERE -- GET ME A COWBOY HAT 230 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:38,867 WITH SOME RHINESTONES. 231 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:39,733 ALL RIGHT. 232 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:40,767 YEAH, AND GET ME ONE OF THOSE 233 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:42,233 LEATHER VESTS WITH THE TASSELS 234 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:43,800 AND EVERYTHING -- RED. 235 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,667 COOL. 236 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:45,700 YEAH, YEAH, AND GET ME SOME 237 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,467 FLYPAPER, SOME HONEY, AND SOME 238 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:49,467 SPURS. 239 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:50,900 AND SOME COWBOY BOOTS? 240 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,067 COWBOY BOOTS FOR WHAT, BOY? 241 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:53,600 I JUST NEED THE SPURS. 242 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,967 YOU DON'T KNOW OLD-SCHOOL FREAK, 243 00:05:54,967 --> 00:05:58,533 DAWG, OLD-SCHOOL FREAK. 244 00:05:58,533 --> 00:05:59,667 ALL RIGHT, SORRY TO INTERRUPT 245 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:00,733 YOUR RODEO OR YOUR LITTLE 246 00:06:00,733 --> 00:06:02,933 HOEDOWN OR WHATEVER IT IS. 247 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:04,067 DON'T DELANTE GOT ANOTHER DATE 248 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:04,967 IN LIKE A HALF HOUR? 249 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:05,800 HUH? 250 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,733 MM. 251 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,067 OH, MY DINNER WITH GWEN! 252 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,133 OH, SHOOT. 253 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,067 MAYBE I CAN CALL HER BEFORE SHE 254 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:10,967 GETS HERE. 255 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:11,767 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 256 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:12,900 UH-UH. 257 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,067 HEY, BABY. 258 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,067 YOU KNOW WHAT? 259 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,400 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU. 260 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,233 REALLY? 261 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,600 YEAH, I WAS THINKING THAT 262 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,900 MAYBE WE CAN SKIP DINNER AND 263 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,700 JUST GO TO DESSERT. 264 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,067 SKIP DINNER? 265 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,300 BUT MY FRIEND, TAREEK, IS 266 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,200 PREPARING A VERY SPECIAL MEAL AT 267 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,633 THE CASBAH CAFE, AND I WAS GONNA 268 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,400 FEED YOU WITH MY FINGERS 269 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,167 MOROCCAN-STYLE. 270 00:06:33,167 --> 00:06:35,267 YEAH? 271 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:36,233 AND I THINK I'M GONNA THROW 272 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:39,233 UP AMERICAN-STYLE. 273 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,433 HOW YOU DO THAT? 274 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:41,500 [ MAKES VOMITING SOUNDS ] 275 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,167 HAI! 276 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:44,467 SO SORRY. 277 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:52,600 THANK YOU. 278 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,500 NOW, YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA 279 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,767 BE A STRIPPER AT THE BACHELOR 280 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:56,967 PARTY. 281 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,067 A STRIPPER? 282 00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:58,967 MM-HMM. 283 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:00,100 GIRL, CURTIS KNOW BETTER 284 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,267 THAN TO HAVE A STRIPPER UP IN MY 285 00:07:01,267 --> 00:07:02,633 HOUSE, BUT I AIN'T WORRIED IF HE 286 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:03,533 DOES. 287 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:04,600 WHAT A STRIPPER GOT ON ME? 288 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,567 I CAN POP -- 289 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:07,100 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 290 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:07,900 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME ANSWER 291 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:08,867 THAT. 292 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:10,567 [ RINGING ] 293 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:11,633 [ LAUGHS ] 294 00:07:11,633 --> 00:07:13,900 HELLO? HELLO? 295 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,367 HI, SHEILA. 296 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:18,333 YES, YES, YES, I'M STILL AT THE 297 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:19,133 FIREHOUSE. 298 00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:20,067 WE GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES THAT 299 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,200 JUST CAME IN. 300 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,167 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 301 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:24,200 WAIT, BABY. 302 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,167 SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN. 303 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:29,100 SHEILA, I'M ON MY WAY. 304 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,267 AND OPEN THE DOOR SO WE WON'T 305 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,700 HAVE TO KICK IT IN. 306 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:32,800 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BYE. 307 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,633 BYE-BYE. 308 00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:35,200 COME ON, BABY, LET'S JUMP. 309 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,533 IT'S BOUNCE, ELLA. 310 00:07:36,533 --> 00:07:38,500 BOUNCE, JUMP, HIP-HOP, SKIP. 311 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,567 PUT IT DOWN ANYWHERE, BABY. 312 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:41,600 COME ON, HONEY, COME ON, HONEY. 313 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,600 COME ON, WE GOT TO GO. 314 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:53,967 GIRL, GET BEHIND THE TRASH 315 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:54,767 CAN. 316 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:55,667 WILL YOU JUST LET ME SWEEP? 317 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:56,533 YOU DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO SWEEP 318 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:59,700 IN JAIL? 319 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:00,833 WHOA, DELANTE, YOU DON'T LOOK 320 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:01,767 TOO GOOD, MAN. 321 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:03,167 MAN, I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD. 322 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,067 UH-HUH. 323 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,067 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET -- 324 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,133 BACK-TO-BACK LUNCHES TRYING TO 325 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:07,300 PLAY SOMEBODY. 326 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,200 NO, WHAT I GET IS FRONT-ROW 327 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,733 SEATS TO THE HAWKS GAME. 328 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:12,567 OOH, WHEN WE GOING? 329 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:16,367 WE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 330 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,167 IT'S GONNA BE ME, GWEN, AND ALL 331 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:21,200 THE OTHER FANS. 332 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,633 WELL, I CAN'T WAIT FOR GWEN 333 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:23,700 TO FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE PLAYING 334 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:24,733 HER, AND THEN SHE'S GONNA 335 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:25,967 SLAM-DUMP YOU. 336 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:27,067 DANA, COME HERE. 337 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,067 YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE. 338 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:28,933 WHAT'S ON MY FACE? 339 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:29,733 WHAT'S ON MY FACE? 340 00:08:29,733 --> 00:08:30,567 OH, WAIT, NO, NEVER MIND. 341 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:31,700 THAT'S JUST HATE. 342 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,800 [ SCOFFS ] 343 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,100 ALL RIGHT, SO, ARE YOU DONE 344 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,100 WITH THIS BUSINESS FOR ONE DAY? 345 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,067 PLEASE. 346 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:38,467 I'M JUST TAKING A LITTLE BREAK. 347 00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:39,667 OHH, IT'S MEN LIKE YOU MAKE 348 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:40,833 ME WANT TO... 349 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,800 [ MUTTERS ] 350 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,167 I'M HEADED OVER TO GWEN'S 351 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:45,767 HOUSE RIGHT NOW TO PICK UP THE 352 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,733 TICKETS AND THE DESSERT SHE 353 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:48,867 PROMISED ME. 354 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:50,067 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 355 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,800 HOLD UP, MY LITTLE BLEXICAN 356 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,700 GIGOLO. 357 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,067 THIS IS ALL FINE AND GOOD, AND I 358 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,267 APPRECIATE YOUR DRIVE, BUT 359 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:03,467 PLAYING TWO WOMEN AT ONE TIME -- 360 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,300 THAT'S VERY, VERY DANGEROUS. 361 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:08,367 TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY THAT KNOW. 362 00:09:08,367 --> 00:09:09,700 THAT'S WHY I AIN'T GOT BUT THREE 363 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,333 TOES LEFT ON THIS FOOT NOW. 364 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,333 AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS 365 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,633 PIMP-WALKING. 366 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:17,067 [ LAUGHS ] 367 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:21,867 CLARETHA, GET ME SOME ICE AND 368 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:22,833 THE FIRST-AID KIT. 369 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,800 IT'S UNDER THE SINK. 370 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,767 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD 371 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:26,967 CALL SISTER MASON. 372 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,133 YOU KNOW, SHE HELPED JACKIE LAST 373 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,767 YEAR WHEN HER HUSBAND WAS ACTING 374 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,333 CRAZY AND HOLDING HER HOSTAGE. 375 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,367 RIGHT. 376 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:33,667 OKAY, SHEILA, WE NEED TO TALK. 377 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:34,567 MNH-MNH. 378 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:35,567 IF I SAY ANYTHING, LEROY WILL 379 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:36,500 KILL ME. 380 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,800 OVER MY DEAD, WELL-DRESSED 381 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,467 BODY. 382 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:41,233 SHEILA, IN ORDER FOR US TO 383 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,767 CALL SISTER MASON TO GET YOU 384 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,067 INTO THE WOMEN'S SHELTER, WE 385 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,467 NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 386 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:47,367 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 387 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:49,067 LEROY WILL HURT ME. 388 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,633 SHEILA, BABY, LISTEN. 389 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,400 PLEASE TELL US -- HOW LONG HAS 390 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,633 THIS BEEN GOING ON? 391 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,533 [ SIGHS ] 392 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,633 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 393 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:04,433 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, 394 00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:06,833 EVERYTHING WAS FINE. 395 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,233 AND THEN, UM, ONE DAY, WE 396 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,900 ARGUED, AND HE JUST UP AND HIT 397 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,633 ME. 398 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:15,433 THAT WAS ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO. 399 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,300 SIX MONTHS? 400 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:19,467 BABY, WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE THEN? 401 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:21,067 BECAUSE... 402 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,900 HE PROMISED HE WOULD NEVER DO IT 403 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:23,867 AGAIN. 404 00:10:23,867 --> 00:10:24,867 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, HE BROKE 405 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:25,967 THAT PROMISE. 406 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:27,133 AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, HE'S 407 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,600 GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK. 408 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,200 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 409 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,400 HIS JOB IS STRESSFUL, AND -- AND 410 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,800 I KNOW HOW HE IS WHEN HE'S 411 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,800 STRESSED. 412 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,533 AND I JUST -- I SHOULDN'T HAVE 413 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,467 BOTHERED HIM. 414 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,367 SHEILA, BABY, THERE IS NEVER 415 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:42,233 A REASON WHY A MAN SHOULD BE 416 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,300 BEATING ON A WOMAN. 417 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,667 [ SIGHS ] 418 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,400 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 419 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,600 OH... 420 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,433 OKAY, WELL, BABY, FIRST, 421 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,067 WE'VE GOT TO SEE A DOCTOR. 422 00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:55,233 AND THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE 423 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,033 AND GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. 424 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,433 NO, THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD 425 00:10:58,433 --> 00:10:59,833 TIME HE'S HIT ME. 426 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,067 ONLY? BABY-- 427 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,467 AND, LIKE I SAID, I SHOULDN'T 428 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:03,900 HAVE BEEN BOTHERING HIM. 429 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,133 THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 430 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,367 NOW, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM 431 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,767 TO BE HITTING YOU. 432 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,067 SISTER CLARETHA, I KNOW HE 433 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,233 LOVES ME. 434 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:13,800 YEAH, AND IF YOU'RE NOT 435 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,100 CAREFUL, HE'S GONNA LOVE YOU TO 436 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,900 DEATH -- LITERALLY. 437 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,800 SHEILA, SOMETIMES WE LOVE A 438 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,967 PERSON, BUT THEY JUST DON'T KNOW 439 00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:23,400 HOW TO LOVE US BACK. 440 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,833 LISTEN, BABY. 441 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:27,300 NO MATTER WHAT, YOU GOT TO LOVE 442 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,400 YOURSELF. 443 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,833 RIGHT, HONEY. 444 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,367 LET'S GO, SHEILA. 445 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,933 DID YOU HEAR ME? 446 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,767 UH, BABY, I THINK I'M GONNA 447 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:43,900 VISIT WITH SISTER ELLA AND 448 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,067 SISTER CLARETHA FOR A WHILE. 449 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,200 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA COME 450 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,167 HOME. 451 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,733 NO, DID YOU HEAR HER? 452 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:49,867 SHE SAID SHE'S NOT READY TO 453 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:51,100 LEAVE. 454 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,367 AND JUDGING FROM THE BLACK 455 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,433 EYE YOU GAVE HER, SHE MAY NOT 456 00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,067 NEVER GO HOME. 457 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,067 YOU TOLD THESE LADIES I HIT 458 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:57,833 YOU? 459 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,700 NO, NO, NO. 460 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,600 THAT WOULD BE THE FAT LIP THAT 461 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,433 TOLD US THAT YOU HIT HER. 462 00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:02,433 DID SHE TELL YOU HOW SHE 463 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,267 DISRESPECTS ME? 464 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:04,533 OH, OH, OH, I SEE. 465 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,767 BECAUSE YOU FEELING 466 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,867 DISRESPECTED, YOU THINK THAT 467 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,500 GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BEAT HER? 468 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,833 ELLA [LAUGHS] HE THINK HE'S 469 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:10,867 SUPPOSED TO HIT HER. 470 00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:11,867 IS THAT RIGHT? 471 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:12,933 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK 472 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,267 YOU ARE, ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS, 473 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,400 BUT THIS AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO 474 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,267 WITH YOU. 475 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:17,800 BECAUSE SHE CALLED ME. 476 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,567 THAT PUT ME ALL UP IN YOUR 477 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,600 BUSINESS. 478 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,867 AND RIGHT NOW, SIR, I'M ASKING 479 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,067 YOU TO LEAVE. 480 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,233 I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE WITHOUT 481 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:26,267 SHEILA. 482 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,733 YOU WANT TO BET? 483 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:28,933 NOW, WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY 484 00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,200 OR THE HARD WAY, AND I'M HOPING 485 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,867 YOU CHOOSE THE HARD WAY 'CAUSE 486 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:33,667 I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE YOU A BEAT 487 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,467 DOWN. 488 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:35,500 [ LAUGHS ] 489 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,400 I SEE YOU GOT JOKES. 490 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,700 YEAH, YOU MUST DON'T KNOW WHO 491 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,733 YOU MESSING WITH, DO YOU? 492 00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:40,933 OH, YES, I DO. 493 00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,367 I'M DEALING WITH AN INSECURE BOY 494 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,267 WHO LIKES TO HIT WOMEN. 495 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,633 UH, SISTER CLARETHA, PLEASE. 496 00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,300 I-I SHOULD GO. 497 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,500 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY GETTING 498 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,300 HURT. 499 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,300 NO, NO, NO, WAIT, BABY. 500 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,267 WE GOT THIS. 501 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:52,233 WE GOT THIS, AND YOU'RE NOT 502 00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:53,433 GOING NOWHERE WITH HIM. 503 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,333 AND HE AIN'T HURTING NOBODY. 504 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,900 HE'S JUST A PUNK. 505 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,500 STOP BEING STUPID! 506 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,667 LOOK, I'M A MAN. 507 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:00,900 I COULD HURT ALL OF YOU, IF I 508 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:01,700 WANTED TO. 509 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,667 RIGHT. 510 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:03,733 LEROY, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO 511 00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:04,600 DO THAT TO THEM OR ME? 512 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,400 BABY -- 513 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,267 UH. 514 00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,167 BABY -- 515 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,300 UH. 516 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,233 [ SIGHS ] 517 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,533 BABY, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO HURT 518 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:11,867 YOU. 519 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,267 BUT YOU MAKE ME DO IT. 520 00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:14,900 YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME. 521 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,067 BUT I DO RESPECT YOU. 522 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,433 I'M JUST TIRED OF BEING SCARED. 523 00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:19,067 SCARED OF WHAT? 524 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,600 THE ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT WE'RE 525 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,467 IN? 526 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,800 THAT NICE STATION WAGON YOU 527 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,133 DRIVING? 528 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,300 OR IS IT YOU SCARED OF THAT 529 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,367 ONE-KARAT DIAMOND RING ON YOUR 530 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,267 FINGER? 531 00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,167 [ SCOFFS ] 532 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,200 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 533 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,867 A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT? 534 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,133 A STATION WAGON? 535 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,067 A ONE-KARAT DIAMOND RING? 536 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,467 IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 537 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,733 AND YOU GOT THE FAT LIP? 538 00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,067 LEROY, YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S 539 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,067 NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 540 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,067 LOOK, SHEILA, I AM TIRED OF 541 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,367 TALKING-- LET'S GO. 542 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,467 NO. 543 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:45,400 SEE, THERE YOU GO, 544 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,200 DISRESPECTING ME AGAIN. 545 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,067 I SAID COME ON! 546 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,867 AND SHE SAID NO, BRO. 547 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,267 CLARETHA, YOU HIT HIM HIGH, 548 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,200 I GOT HIM DOWN LOW. 549 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,733 AGH! 550 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:55,600 HELLO? 551 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,467 HELLO? 552 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:58,067 INTRUDER! INTRUDER! 553 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,500 WE'RE AT THE FIREHOUSE. 554 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,600 WE'RE AT THE FIREHOUSE. 555 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,400 CLARETHA. 556 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,367 HURRY! HURRY! 557 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,167 HE'S HURTING US! 558 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,067 PLEASE HELP! 559 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:04,967 WE'RE SCARED! 560 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,067 WE'RE SO SCARED! 561 00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:06,900 COME QUICK! 562 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,733 COME QUICK! 563 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:09,133 YES! OOH! 564 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,067 OH, WAIT, WAIT, HE'S TRYING TO 565 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:10,833 GET UP, BABY. 566 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:11,633 GET HIM. 567 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,467 YOU WANT RESPECT? 568 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:13,267 GIVE ME THIS. 569 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,133 HOW THIS WORK? 570 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:14,967 BETTER HURRY UP AND GET YOU 571 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,633 SOME BEFORE THE POLICE GETS 572 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:17,700 HERE. 573 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,633 HOW'S THAT FOR RESPECT?! 574 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:19,633 ONE MORE -- ONE MORE AND 575 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:20,433 THAT'S IT. 576 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,233 OKAY, STOP, STOP! 577 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,133 GIRL, STOP! 578 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,067 YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM! 579 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,233 I'M SORRY, HELLO? 580 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,633 HE'S TRYING TO KILL US! 581 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:26,667 YES! 582 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,267 YOU COME QUICK -- COME QUICK! 583 00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:32,067 [ LAUGHS ] 584 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,067 GIRL, YOU WERE ANGRY, WEREN'T 585 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,700 YOU? 586 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,800 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FINALLY 587 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,333 STAND ON YOUR OWN? 588 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,133 OH, IT FEELS REAL GOOD, AND I 589 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,833 GOT YOU AND SISTER CLARETHA TO 590 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,833 THANK. 591 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,067 OH, GIRL, THE ONLY THANKS YOU 592 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,133 OWE US IS TO TAKE CARE OF 593 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,067 YOURSELF. 594 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,767 ALL RIGHT. 595 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:48,633 [ GRUNTS ] 596 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:49,833 THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 597 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,733 HONEY, HONEY. 598 00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:52,800 SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SIX 599 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,467 MONTHS AGO. 600 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,067 SEE, THE GOVERNMENT DON'T 601 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,233 WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE 602 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,300 EXTRATERRESTRIALS IN THIS 603 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,067 COUNTRY. 604 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,367 LIKE ALIENS -- YOU KNOW 605 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,467 ABOUT THAT. 606 00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,667 BUT, SEE, IF YOU OFFER THEM 607 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,067 FRUITCAKE AND THEY EAT IT, THEN 608 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,833 THEY AIN'T HUMAN. 609 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:16,767 WAIT, WHAT YOU SAYING? 610 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,700 I LIKE FRUITCAKE. 611 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,367 EXACTLY. 612 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,367 YO, WHAT'S UP? 613 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,167 GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. 614 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,133 HEY. 615 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,200 HEY, KIKI, YOU THINK YOU CAN 616 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,100 LINE ME UP RIGHT QUICK? 617 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,133 PATRICE IS ON HER WAY TO TAKE ME 618 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,067 SHOPPING. 619 00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,100 I GOT TO LOOK RIGHT. 620 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,067 HEY, SO HOW DID THAT DESSERT 621 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,233 GO WITH GWEN LAST NIGHT? 622 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,100 [ SIGHS ] 623 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,067 SWEET. 624 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,167 AH, MY MAN. 625 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,767 ALL THE TIME. 626 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,333 [ CHOKES ] 627 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,333 KIKI. 628 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,633 KIKI! 629 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,633 YOU ALREADY GOT TWO STRIKES, 630 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:40,867 GIRL. 631 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,533 [ GASPS ] 632 00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:43,467 YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE HOW YOU 633 00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:44,433 CAN LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE 634 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,233 MIRROR. 635 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,133 HEY, MAN, I LOOK AT MYSELF 636 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,333 LIKE THIS. 637 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,067 THERE YOU ARE. 638 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,133 HEY, AND THERE YOU ARE... 639 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,533 GWEN. 640 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,433 WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 641 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,967 I JUST STOPPED BY TO GIVE YOU 642 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:01,967 YOUR WALLET. 643 00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,067 YOU LEFT IT AT MY PLACE THIS 644 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,100 MORNING. 645 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,167 THANK YOU, BABY. 646 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,267 YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 647 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,267 WE'RE ABOUT TO GET REAL BUSY 648 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,100 REAL QUICK. 649 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,067 UH-UH, UH-UH. 650 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,300 WE AIN'T THAT BUSY, DELANTE. 651 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,233 NO. 652 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,267 MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE AN 653 00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:14,300 OPENING RIGHT HERE. 654 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,167 REALLY? 655 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,067 MM-HMM. 656 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,067 HAVE A SEAT AND LET ME HOOK YOUR 657 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,700 GIRL'S NAILS UP REAL QUICK. 658 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,600 SHE DON'T HAVE NO OPENING. 659 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,933 YES, I DO. 660 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:23,667 AND MATTER OF FACT, IT'S ON THE 661 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,633 HOUSE. 662 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,833 OOH, I CAN'T TURN THAT DOWN. 663 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,367 Y-Y-Y-YEAH, YOU CAN. 664 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:29,767 PLEASE. 665 00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:30,767 NO, I CAN'T, HON. 666 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:31,933 I NEED A FILLING IN. 667 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,233 MM-HMM. 668 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,067 COME ON, GUYS. 669 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:34,867 HELP ME OUT, MAN. 670 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:35,733 PATRICE GONNA BE HERE ANY 671 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,533 MINUTE. 672 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:37,367 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR 673 00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:38,167 LETTING HER FEED YOU 674 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,067 MOROCCAN-STYLE. 675 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,300 YOU BIT HER FILL-IN OFF. 676 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,367 SAY SOMETHING. 677 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,200 HELP ME OUT, MAN. 678 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,067 HELP? 679 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,167 UM, BABY, YOU GONNA HAVE THE 680 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,267 BIGGEST FUNGUS ON YOUR FINGERS. 681 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:47,233 SHE DON'T STERILIZE NONE OF HER 682 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:48,133 TOOLS. 683 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,067 UH-UH-UH-UH, DON'T EVEN 684 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,300 LISTEN TO THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT? 685 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,133 YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, 686 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,067 SWEETIE. 687 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,067 HE'S JUST JOKING. 688 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,467 WELL, THEN, I WAS READING 689 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,933 SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY SAID THAT 690 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,067 YOU SHOULDN'T GET YOUR NAILS 691 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,100 DONE BEFORE NOON. 692 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,067 IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT CUTICLES 693 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,067 AND HANGNAILS. 694 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,067 YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THAT. 695 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,067 CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU 696 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,067 TALKING -- YOU DON'T EVEN READ! 697 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:07,067 SHE'S RIGHT. 698 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,167 WELL, DELANTE, BUDDY, WE 699 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,067 TRIED. 700 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,767 SORRY, MAN. 701 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,633 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 702 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,600 MAYDAY, MAYDAY! 703 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,733 PIGEON AT 2:00, DELANTE. 704 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,733 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 705 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,333 LOOK NATURAL. 706 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,067 WELL, HELLO. 707 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,633 YOU MUST BE PATRICE. 708 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:21,900 WE'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT YOU ALL 709 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,467 WEEKLONG, GIRL. 710 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:24,833 YOU LOOK SO CUTE. 711 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,133 DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT FROM THE 712 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,233 SAME PLACE YOU'RE GONNA TAKE 713 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,667 DELANTE SHOPPING LATER? 714 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,300 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID. 715 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,833 OH, THAT'S NICE. 716 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,567 EXCUSE ME... 717 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,833 MY DELANTE? 718 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,200 YOUR DELANTE? 719 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,067 YOU MUST MEAN MY DELANTE. 720 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,767 OH, MY, DELANTE. 721 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:44,833 THAT'S RIGHT. 722 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,500 YOU LADIES HAVEN'T MET YET. 723 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,600 OH, WELL, PLEASE LET US 724 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,800 INTRODUCE YOU. 725 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,500 GWEN, THIS IS PATRICE, DELANTE'S 726 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,500 DATE. 727 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,467 AND, PATRICE, THIS IS GWEN, 728 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:58,200 DELANTE'S DATE. 729 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,867 WHERE IS DELANTE? 730 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,733 OH, HE ON INTERSTATE 285 IN 731 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,600 BANKHEAD BY NOW. 732 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,833 I'LL GET HIM. 733 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:09,133 GET HIM. 734 00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,433 HAH! 735 00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:11,433 YOU TWO ARE HATERS. 736 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,667 GET HIM, GIRLS. 737 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,700 WHEW! 738 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,833 I'D LOVE TO BE IN BETWEEN THAT 739 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,633 CATFIGHT. 740 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,067 HEY, SO, FLOYD, I HEAR YOU 741 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,967 GOT AN OPENING FOR A NEW BARBER. 742 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,400 THAT'S RIGHT. 743 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,233 GOOD LOOKING OUT. 744 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,133 YOU KNOW ONE? 745 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,167 SEE? 746 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,267 THEY TOOK YOUR TOES, DIDN'T 747 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:35,600 THEY? 748 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,800 MAN, I AIN'T SEEN NOBODY BEAT 749 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,200 THAT BAD SINCE MY DADDY TOLD MY 750 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,167 MAMA, "I LOVE YOU, GLADYS." 751 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,400 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 752 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,267 MY MAMA NAMED CHERYL. 753 00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:52,500 WELL, I SURE HOPE THAT YOU'VE 754 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,067 LEARNED YOUR LESSON, DELANTE. 755 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,467 YEAH, I-I-I DID. 756 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,133 ALWAYS SPACE MY DATES BY AT 757 00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:01,267 LEAST TWO MEALS. 758 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,067 AAH! 759 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,233 [ BEEPING, FLATLINING ] 760 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,300 OH! 761 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,333 I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE ELSE 762 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,333 WITH YOU BLACK PEOPLE. 45364

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