Original subtitles

Janine: OKAY.

Jazmine: MAMA.

IS THAT YOGURT ON YOUR STEAK?

Janine: MM-HMM. YES, IT IS. YOU WANT SOME?

Jazmine: [ CHUCKLES ] I'LL PASS.

Malik: AND WHY ARE YOU EATING YOGURT WITH STEAK?

Janine: BECAUSE IT'S, UM, IT'S LESS FATTENING THAN GRAVY,

AND IT TASTES REALLY GOOD.

Ella: DUH. [ LAUGHS ]

Curtis: DUH WHAT?

Jazmine: I JUST GOT OVER A COLD.

Curtis: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EATING?

Ella: CURTIS, CURTIS, LEAVE HER ALONE.

SHE'S EATING STEAK AND YOGURT.

[ LAUGHS ]

Janine: MALIK, DO ME A FAVOR, BABY?

BRING ME THE MUSTARD OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

THAT'S WHAT I NEED-- MUSTARD.

Malik: MUSTARD? FOR WHAT?

Janine: FOR MY STEAK.

THE YOGURT'S NOT REALLY DOING IT.

Jazmine: EW.

Ella: JANINE, MAY I PLEASE SPEAK WITH YOU

IN THE LIVING ROOM, PLEASE? QUICKLY.

Janine: DON'T EAT MY STEAK.

YES, MA'AM?

Ella: OKAY, JANINE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HIDE

THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT...

Janine: YES?

Ella:...YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

Janine: OH, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WASN'T THINKING. I'M SORRY.

Ella: OKAY, SO, EAT RATIONALLY

IN FRONT OF THE FAMILY, AND IF YOU HAVE

ANY WEIRD CRAVINGS, JUST LET ME KNOW.

I WILL COVER FOR YOU, SNEAK YOU FOOD.

Janine: OKAY, THANKS, MISS ELLA.

Ella: ALL RIGHT.

Janine: OHH, MISS ELLA, DO YOU HAVE

ROOM IN YOUR POCKET FOR A POT ROAST?

Ella: ALL RIGHTY.

[ SOBBING ]

LIZ!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ALL THE WAY FROM FLORIDA AGAIN.

Liz: IT'S JUST SO TERRIBLE.

Ella: OKAY, WELL, COME ON IN

AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

Liz: OKAY, BUT COULD YOU BE A DOLL

AND GET THE REST OF MY LUGGAGE?

[ SOBBING ]

Janine: I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE NEXT TIME,

WE COULD-- MOM?

MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT'S WRONG?

Liz: OH, HONEY, I LEFT YOUR FATHER.

Janine: WHAT? WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

Liz: OH, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Ella: WELL, LIZ, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW.

Liz: THAT MAN HAS REALLY CHANGED.

Janine: CHANGED HOW, MOM?

Liz: HE'S NOT THE SAME MAN I MARRIED.

Ella: OKAY, LIZ, WELL, HAVE YOU TRIED TALKING TO HIM?

Liz: OH, I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO HIM.

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS,

I'M NOT GOING BACK HOME.

Jazmine: GRANDMA LIZ!

Liz: OH, SWEETIES!

HOW ARE MY FAVORITE GRANDCHILDREN?

Jazmine: WE'RE YOUR ONLY GRANDCHILDREN.

[ LAUGHS ]

Malik: WE'RE FINE.

C.J.: MISS SHELTON, HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Liz: OH, WELL, UM, I JUST CAME

TO SEE THE GRANDBABIES.

Malik: OH, YOU'RE STAYING? WHERE'S GRANDPA LARRY?

[ SOBBING ]

Ella: SHE'S SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.

[ LAUGHS ] COME ON, KIDS.

GO TO YOUR ROOM, GO TO YOUR ROOMS.

Jazmine: OKAY, BUT MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK LOUD.

Ella: YOU SPEAK-- GO TO YOUR ROOM.

Janine: IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MOM.

IT'LL BE OKAY. WE JUST NEED TO TALK--

Curtis: HEY, BABE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

AH!

LIZ?

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

WELL, WHERE'S LARRY?

Janine: MOM LEFT HIM.

Curtis: HE FINALLY CAME TO HIS SENSES.

Ella: CURTIS.

CAN'T YOU SEE LIZ IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING?

Curtis: YEAH. I'D RATHER SEE HER

GO THROUGH THE DOOR.

UM...

Liz: OH! Curtis: BYE, LIZ.

THERE'S A HOTEL ON 14TH STREET.

Liz: NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T STAY IN A HOTEL.

Curtis: OH, STAY AT THE MOTEL.

THEY'LL LEAVE A LIGHT ON FOR YOU.

Liz: NO, I CAN'T STAY AT A MOTEL EITHER.

YOU SEE, LARRY CANCELED ALL MY CREDIT CARDS.

Janine: OH, MA.

Ella: LIZZIE, YOU CAN STAY HERE.

Curtis: ELLA, WHAT THE--

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, BABY? WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?

Ella: SHE CAN STAY RIGHT HERE.

Curtis: NO, NO. SHE CAN'T DO THAT.

SHE DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE.

COME ON, THERE'S A GREAT PLACE

OVER ON MARLIN.

ON MARLIN.

THEY GOT THREE HOTS AND A COT.

AND IF YOU HURRY UP, YOU'LL BEAT THE MAD RUSH,

BUT YOU GOTTA HURRY UP BECAUSE THEY BE GOING QUICK.

Ella: CURTIS.

Janine: UNCLE CURTIS.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE HOMELESS SHELTER?

Curtis: NO, I'M NOT.

DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER TO GO TO A HOMELESS SHELTER.

Janine: THANK YOU.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMAL SHELTER.

AND IF YOU'RE REAL GOOD,

THEY'LL GIVE YOU A FREE FLEA BATH.

Ella: Curtis! Liz: [ SOBBING ]

Ella: [ FAKES SOBBING ]

THAT DOES NOT WORK ON HIM.

Liz: OH.

Ella: WHEW! WOO-HOO HA!

OKAY, LIZ.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FURNITURE?

Liz: WELL, I SPICED IT UP

WITH A TOUCH OF FENG SHUI.

IT WAS VERY DEPRESSING THE OTHER WAY, ELLA,

SO WHAT I DID WAS I JUST TURNED YOUR FURNITURE

AND TURNED IT AROUND AND MADE YOUR HOME

INTO A VERY HARMONIOUS, TRANQUIL PLACE

INSTEAD OF AN ANGRY, BITTER PLACE LIKE CURTIS.

Ella: LIZ, IF YOU DO NOT PUT MY FURNITURE

BACK LIKE I HAD IT,

YOU WILL SEE ANGRY AND BITTER,

BUT IT WILL BE ELLA.

Liz: ELLA, ELLA, ELLA, BELIEVE ME.

IT'LL WEAR ON YOU LIKE THAT OUTFIT.

WOO-HOO! JANINE!

Janine: I'M COMING, I'M COMING. I'M HERE.

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

Liz: HONEY, WERE YOU TAKING A NAP?

Janine: I WAS TRYING TO, YES.

Liz: LISTEN, DEAR, YOU CAN'T JUST

EAT AND SIT AROUND.

I MEAN, YOU'LL START LOOKING LIKE

EVERYBODY ELSE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

OH, NO OFFENSE, ELLA.

Ella: [ LAUGHS ] NONE TAKEN, LIZ.

I KNOW IT'S HARD BEING A STICK FIGURE MODEL.

Liz: OH, WELL, DON'T BE JEALOUS, DEAR.

Ella: OH, NO, DEAR, DON'T YOU BE STUPID.

Liz: WOO, WELL,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY--

[ ALL YELLING ]

Janine: MOM! MISS ELLA!

MISS ELLA, I WAS ASLEEP.

I WAS IN THE BED. I WAS BACK THERE.

I-- CAN WE JUST--

WHAT DID YOU WANT, MOM?

Liz: DEAR, ELLA, ELLA, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

YOU NEED TO DO SOME YOGA!

COME, ELLA, JOIN US.

JOIN US IN SOME YOGA.

Ella: NO, THANK YOU. NO, THANK YOU, LIZ.

I MIGHT STRETCH MY ARMS OUT TOO FAR

AND POP SOMEBODY IN THEIR MOUTH

AND POP 'EM IN THERE AGAIN.

ACCIDENTALLY, OF COURSE.

BUT POP, POP, POP.

Liz: OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN.

I WANT YOU TO SLOWLY INHALE

AND EXHALE.

NOW CONCENTRATE ON THE BLOOD

WHICH IS FLOWING THROUGH OUR VEINS.

Both: WHO CHANGED THE FURNITURE?

[ TV TURNS ON ]

Liz: NO, NO, HONEY.

DEAR, DEAR, WE ARE MEDITATING.

YOU SEE, TELEVISION

DOES NOT STIMULATE THE BRAIN, YOU SEE?

AND IT'S ALL JUST GARBAGE AND SMUT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO, GO, GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK?

Jazmine: WE ALREADY DID IT.

Liz: OH, WELL, THEN READ A BOOK.

Malik: WE READ BOOKS ALL WEEK.

WE LOOK AT TV TO RELAX OUR MINDS.

Liz: WELL, DEARS, IF YOU WANT TO RELAX,

COME, COME MEDITATE WITH GRANDMA RIGHT HERE.

Jazmine: OKAY. Liz: GOOD.

Malik: NO, THANK YOU.

I'D RATHER GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.

I'M OUT.

C.J.: ALL RIGHT, KIDS, I'M ON MY WAY OUT.

WHO CHANGED THE FURNITURE?

Jazmine: SO, DADDY, WHERE YOU GOING?

C.J.: OUT WITH TANYA.

Liz: WHOA, WHOA, WHO'S TANYA?

C.J.: MY GIRLFRIEND.

Liz: BUT--

UM, EXCUSE ME.

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE LEAVING YOUR FAMILY HERE

WHILE YOU GO OUT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?

I MEAN, WON'T THAT JUST CONFUSE THE CHILDREN?

C.J.: NO. JANINE AND THE KIDS MET TANYA.

Liz: OH! ARE YOU TELLING ME

YOU BROUGHT THE OTHER WOMAN INTO THIS HOME?

C.J.: JANINE, COULD YOU CALL OFF YOUR MOM, PLEASE?

Janine: MOM, LEAVE C.J. ALONE, ALL RIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONCENTRATE ON YOUR MARRIAGE?

Ella: WHEW!

Curtis: HEY, BABY. Ella: HEY, BABE.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE AT THE FIREHOUSE ALL DAY.

Curtis: OH, I CAME HERE TO SNACK.

WHAT THE HELL'S RICE CAKES DOING UP HERE?

AND WHAT IS THIS GREEN DRINK IN

THE P-- WHAT IS THIS?

Liz: UH, MEANT TO TELL YOU,

I REPLACED ALL YOUR FOOD

WITH HEALTHIER, ORGANIC ITEMS.

OH, THAT'S WHEAT GRASS.

IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR YOU.

Curtis: WHO THE HELL DRINKS GRASS?

Ella: CURTIS, PLEASE BE NICE, OKAY?

LIZ IS OUR GUEST.

Curtis: WELL, GUESS WHAT?

I DON'T WANT HER HERE.

AND I'M ABOUT TO THROW HER OUT ON HER GRASS.

Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Curtis: AH!

Curtis: WHO IN HELL CHANGED MY FURNITURE?

Liz: UM, CURTIS, I CHANGED THE FURNITURE.

THIS IS CALLED FENG SHUI.

Curtis: EXCUSE ME.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CONDUCT YOUR HOUSEHOLD,

BUT IN THIS HOUSE, WE HAVE A CHRISTIAN HERE.

ELLA.

THEREFORE WE DO NOT CUSS

IN MY HOUSE.

SO WATCH WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY.

Ella: CURTIS.

Curtis: NOW GET THE FENG OUT OF HERE.

Liz: HO HO.

OH, MM-HMM.

YEAH. FENG YOU.

Ella: AH!

Liz: ELLA? Ella: HEY.

Liz: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT JANINE.

Ella: WHAT ABOUT?

Liz: WELL, I'VE NOTICED THAT SHE HAS PUT ON SOME POUNDS

AND THAT SHE HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN EATING MORE

AND SHE SLEEPS ALL DAY.

Ella: WELL, LIZ, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

SHE'S BACK HOME.

YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA ADD POUNDS.

SHE'S BACK HOME.

AND AS FAR AS SLEEPING, YOU HEARD HER.

SHE'S TIRED.

OH, SHE'S SO TIRED.

REALLY, SHE'S-- Liz: ELLA, PLEASE.

A MOTHER KNOWS HER CHILD,

AND I BELIEVE JANINE'S PREGNANT.

Liz: JANINE, COULD YOU PLEASE

COME HERE TO THE PATIO, PLEASE?

Ella: LIZ, LIZ, NOW JUST BE GENTLE.

Liz: JANINE! Ella: BE PASSIONATE.

DO NOT SCREAM, GET LOUD, FRUSTRATED.

Liz: I WILL NOT BE LOUD.

I WILL NOT BE FRUSTRATED.

Janine: YES, MOM? WHAT IS IT?

Liz: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE PREGNANT?

Janine: ELLA, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T

GONNA SAY ANYTHING? Ella: I DIDN'T.

THIS IS YOUR MAMA. SHE KNEW.

Liz: I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I HAVEN'T EVEN

TOLD C.J. OR THE KIDS YET.

Liz: WHY NOT? Janine: BECAUSE I'M WAITING

FOR THE RIGHT TIME, OKAY?

SO PLEASE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

Liz: OH, YOU AND C.J. ARE BEING SO IRRESPONSIBLE,

HAVING A BABY WHEN HE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.

Janine: YOU KNOW, I FIND IT AMAZING

THAT YOU CAN GIVE ALL THIS ADVICE,

BUT YOU STILL CAN'T GO HOME TO DAD.

Liz: WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND YOUR FATHER

IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY.

IN FACT, I AM SO GLAD I LEFT HIM.

I HOPE I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] IS THAT THE DOORBELL?

THAT MAY BE LARRY.

OH!

C.J.: MR. SHELTON, HEY. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

Larry: HEY, C.J.

Liz: LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Larry: I GOT CURTIS' MESSAGES.

ALL 200 OF THEM.

C.J.: THANK GOODNESS.

YOU THINK THERE'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO

TO TALK MRS. SHELTON INTO GOING BACK HOME?

SHE'S A BIT MUCH FOR US TO TAKE.

Curtis: THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING

"SHE GETTING ON OUR DAMN NERVES."

HEY, LARRY, HOW YOU DOING?

Larry: HOW YOU DOING, CURTIS?

Curtis: GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

Larry: GETTING ON YOUR NERVES?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I BEEN PUTTING UP WITH

FOR THE PAST UMPTEEN YEARS?

THAT'S WHY I KICKED HER OUT.

Janine: KICKER HER OUT?

MAMA, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LEFT DAD.

Liz: WELL, POTATO, "POTAHTO."

Janine: OKAY, SO, WHAT EXACTLY DID MOM DO?

Larry: I JUST HAD ENOUGH, BABY.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN TRYING

FOR THE PAST I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS

TO PLEASE THAT WOMAN.

Liz: HA!

Larry: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

BUT FINALLY, I REALIZED I CAN'T. SO I TOLD HER,

"HEY, YOU DON'T LIKE ME LIKE I AM? YOU CAN LEAVE."

Curtis: RIGHT ON, LARRY. ABOUT DOGGONE TIME.

SIT DOWN, MAN.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

WELL, LARRY FINALLY GREW SOME...

Ella: CURTIS.

Curtis: NUTS? Larry: NO, THANKS.

C.J.: WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAME TO TAKE HER BACK.

Larry: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING HER BACK?

I MEAN, SHE SPENDS TOO MUCH MONEY.

SHE'S OBNOXIOUS, SHE'S...

Curtis: SELFISH.

Ella: BOSSY. C.J.: DEMANDING.

Liz: HELLO? I'M IN THE ROOM.

Janine: OKAY, OKAY.

DAD, YOU KNEW ALL OF THAT WHEN YOU MARRIED HER.

Larry: YEAH, BABY, BUT SHE JUST GREW

WORSE AND WORSE OVER THE YEARS.

Liz: STILL HERE!

C.J.: WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING

THAT SHE CAN DO FOR YOU TO TAKE HER BACK?

Larry: OH, I'LL TAKE HER BACK.

ON FOUR CONDITIONS.

Curtis: HOLD ON, HOLD UP.

GOT TO GET IT ON PAPER.

MAKE IT LEGAL. MAKE IT LEGAL.

Larry: NUMBER ONE. ON MONDAY NIGHTS

I GET TO WATCH FOOTBALL.

Liz: PFFT! FOOTBALL'S SO BORING. FINE.

Liz: EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, MISS.

PLEASE ALLOW MY CLIENT TO SPEAK.

NUMBER TWO-- NO MORE SPENDING MONEY

LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE.

FROM NOW ON, YOU GET AN ALLOWANCE.

Curtis: "ALLOWANCE." Liz: AN ALLOWANCE?

I'M NOT A CHILD!

Larry: COULD'VE FOOLED ME.

NUMBER THREE-- I NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST

ONE HOUR OF SILENCE EVERY DAY.

Curtis: I THINK WE CAN GET TWO, MAN.

Larry: GOOD IDEA. TWO HOURS OF SILENCE EVERY DAY.

Liz: NOW, LARRY, WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

WHY DO YOU NEED THIS SILENCE?

I MEAN, I'M NOT A TALKER.

I KNOW TALKERS.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

MY MOTHER WAS A TALKER.

I AM NOT A TALKER.

IN FACT, I REALLY--

Curtis: ORDER IN THE COURT.

ORDER IN THE COURT!

Liz: WHAT?

Curtis: YOUR TWO HOURS STARTS NOW.

Larry: AND NUMBER FOUR.

I WANT PORK.

[ GASPS ]

Janine: OH, OH, THAT'S THE BIG ONE.

MOM, JUST CALM-- JUST STAY CALM, OKAY?

Liz: PORK?

WELL, I AM ALLERGIC TO PORK.

JUST THE SMELL OF SWINE MAKES ME

BREAK OUT IN HIVES.

AND I'VE BEEN SMELLING SWINE

EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN IN THIS HOUSE!

Ella: HA!

Curtis: THEN I GUESS YOU BETTER STOCK UP

ON THE LONG SLEEVES AND ALOE VERA.

Liz: LARRY, I'M SORRY, BUT I BELIEVE YOUR DEMANDS

ARE JUST REALLY OVERBEARING

AND I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.

Ella: LIZ, THINK ABOUT IT.

Larry: I'LL BE STAYING AT A NEARBY HOTEL

AND I'M LEAVING TOMORROW.

YOU GOT TILL NOON TO DECIDE.

Janine: DADDY, JUST...

Larry: SEE YOU, BABY.

NOON!

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

Liz: FEELING ANY BETTER THIS MORNING, DARLING?

Janine: NOT REALLY.

I HAVE A LITTLE MORNING SICKNESS TODAY, SO...

Liz: OH. HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP

COVERING UP THIS PREGNANCY, BECAUSE, DEAR,

EVENTUALLY EVERYONE'S GOING TO FIND OUT.

Janine: I KNOW, MOM. OKAY? I KNOW.

IT WAS JUST REALLY UNEXPECTED

AND I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK

AND, YOU KNOW, FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

Liz: WELL, DEAR, UNEXPECTED OR NOT,

THIS BABY IS COMING, AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE READY.

LISTEN, IT WOULD BE VERY, VERY FAIR OF YOU

TO TELL THE FAMILY OF YOUR DECISION BECAUSE

WHATEVER DECISION YOU MAKE AFFECTS EVERYONE YOU LOVE.

Janine: MOM, I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE

AND REALIZE THAT THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE

CONCERNING DAD AFFECT EVERYONE YOU LOVE, TOO.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

Curtis: I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

PROBABLY LARRY.

MY MAN.

Larry: CURTIS. Curtis: HOW YOU DOING?

Larry: ALL RIGHT. Curtis: ALL RIGHT.

Larry: WELL, LIZ, IT'S 12:00.

DID YOU MAKE YOUR DECISION?

Ella: OH, COME ON, LIZ.

NOW, YOU TWO MADE THE SAME VOWS

THAT CURTIS AND I MADE--

"TILL DEATH DO US PART."

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME DIFFICULT TIMES, LIZ,

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HANG IN THERE WITH THIS MAN

AND WEATHER THE STORM, BABY.

Curtis: OR, LARRY, YOU COULD JUST KILL HER.

Ella: CURTIS.

Curtis: HE'S GOT CHOICES, BABY.

Janine: AHEM. WELL...

I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

AND, UH...

...I'VE DECIDED TO COME BACK HOME.

Curtis: YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Larry: NOT SO FAST.

Curtis: WHAT? WHAT NOW?

Larry: LIZ, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE

THOSE CHANGES I REQUESTED?

Liz: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, GOOBER,

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU.

Larry: AW.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, SUGAR BEAR.

DO YOU? HOW MUCH DO YOU?

[ INDISTINCT BABY TALK ]

Curtis: SUGAR GET ME, TOO.

[ INDISTINCT BABY TALK ]

Liz: I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

Curtis: Y'ALL GONNA BE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE.

BABY, ISN'T IT THE SWEETEST THING

YOU EVER SEEN? Ella: BABY.

Janine: BYE.

Curtis: GOOD PEOPLES. THEY'RE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE.

Malik: I WANT TO WATCH THIS.

Jazmine: NO, I WANT TO WATCH THIS.

Malik: NO. Jazmine: NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Malik: THIS IS THE NEW SHOW.

Jazmine: NO. WELL, I DON'T CARE!

Curtis: HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY!

HEY, HEY!

EVERYBODY BE QUIET, OKAY?

EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER.

THE REFRIGERATOR IS BACK TO NORMAL.

MY FURNITURE IS BACK. NOW, YOU TWO, BE QUIET.

Malik: BUT WE WERE WATCHING TV.

Curtis: WELL, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING IT NOW.

Ella: BABY. Curtis: YO.

Ella: OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

HEY, BABY. I NEED SOME CASH.

Curtis: BABY, I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH.

Ella: PLEASE, CURTIS, COME ON, GIVE ME SOME CASH.

Curtis: FOR WHAT, ELLA? Ella: I'M GOING TO THE STORE.

I NEED SOME STUFF.

Curtis: I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH.

C.J.: ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU USED THE CAR,

JUST PUT SOME GAS IN THE CAR.

Janine: I PUT GAS IN THE CAR.

IF YOU STARTED WITH A LITTLE BIT OF GAS,

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT GAS--

C.J.: THERE WAS GAS IN THE CAR WHEN YOU USED IT!

[ ALL YELLING ]