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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,433 --> 00:00:04,833 THIS VIDEO IS CRAZY. 2 00:00:04,833 --> 00:00:06,267 HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,500 I SAW A WOMAN IN CHURCH DO 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,900 THAT ONE TIME. 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,233 WOW. 6 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:12,667 OH, OH, HERE COMES THE PART. 7 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:13,900 CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. 8 00:00:17,067 --> 00:00:17,733 OH, HEY, C.J. 9 00:00:17,733 --> 00:00:18,400 HEY, HEY. 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,567 OH! 11 00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:20,633 C.J.! 12 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:23,133 CAME -- CAME TO GET A CUT? 13 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:24,267 WHAT'S GOING 14 00:00:24,267 --> 00:00:25,300 NOTHING. 15 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,100 NO, COME ON, MAN. 16 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,400 WHAT WAS Y'ALL JUST WATCHING? 17 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,500 OH, OH, OH, THAT'S JUST 18 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,600 PILATES FOR BEGINNERS. 19 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,667 THAT INSTRUCTOR WAS REAL LIMBER. 20 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:34,533 OH, GOOD, Y'ALL TURNED OFF 21 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:38,333 THAT NASTY MUSIC VIDEO. 22 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:39,567 WHAT NASTY MUSIC VIDEO? 23 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:40,233 NOTHIN'. 24 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:41,267 WE WAS WATCHING AN OLD 25 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:42,633 MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEO. 26 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:44,667 OH, WHICH ONE? 27 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:46,767 [ ALL NAME DIFFERENT VIDEOS ] 28 00:00:46,767 --> 00:00:47,700 MAN, WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON 29 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,567 IN HERE? 30 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:51,567 Y'ALL NEED TO STOP LYING AND 31 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:53,600 TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 32 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,700 THANKS, DANA. 33 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:55,900 I GUESS NOW WE GOT TO TELL HIM 34 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:57,467 THE TRUTH. 35 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:59,033 LOOK, C.J., IT'S NOT JUST ANY 36 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:00,433 MUSIC VIDEO. 37 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:01,867 IT STARS SOMEBODY YOU KNOW. 38 00:01:01,867 --> 00:01:03,667 MM-MMM. 39 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:04,467 I DON'T KNOW NOBODY IN NO 40 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:05,333 MUSIC VIDEO. 41 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,067 All: YES, YOU DO. 42 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,267 C.J., WHERE YOU BEEN? 43 00:01:11,267 --> 00:01:12,900 YOU MEAN YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW? 44 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,100 KNOW WHAT? 45 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,067 WHAT KIKI IS TRYING TO TELL 46 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:15,900 YOU, BRO, IS -- 47 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,567 YOUR GIRL TANYA'S IN IT. 48 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:18,633 SHE'S ONE OF THE OLD DANCERS FOR 49 00:01:18,633 --> 00:01:19,767 THAT OLD "BABY GOT BODY" 50 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:22,267 MUSIC VIDEO. 51 00:01:22,267 --> 00:01:23,067 YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE 52 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:24,067 THEY... 53 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,633 All: UH-HUH. 54 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:26,633 AND THEN THEY... 55 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:29,433 All: UH-HUH. 56 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:30,100 AND THEY TAKE THE 57 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,067 CREDIT CARD AND... 58 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:34,067 OH, YEAH. 59 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,133 NO, MAN. 60 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:35,967 TANYA WOULDN'T LET ME KISS HER 61 00:01:35,967 --> 00:01:37,067 ON THE FIRST DATE. 62 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:38,400 SHE SURE IS A SORRY EXCUSE 63 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,233 FOR A GIRLFRIEND IF SHE NEVER 64 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:40,633 TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. 65 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:41,500 SEE, I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU 66 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,833 ABOUT IT. 67 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,367 DID YOU TELL HIM? 68 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:48,267 WELL, C.J., I'M SURE IF SHE 69 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:49,600 DOES HALF THE STUFF TO YOU THAT 70 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,933 SHE DOES IN THAT MUSIC VIDEO, 71 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:52,200 YOU'LL FIND A WAY 72 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,200 TO FORGIVE HER. 73 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,667 [ CLIPPERS BUZZ ] 74 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:55,667 DID YOU -- 75 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:06,133 AHA! 76 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:06,867 AHA! 77 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:07,633 THERE WE GO. 78 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:08,400 NOW I CHANGED THE LOCKS ON 79 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,067 THE DOOR. 80 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,667 NOBODY CAN GET IN THIS DOOR. 81 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:12,300 SEE IF THEM THUGS CAN BREAK IN 82 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,400 LIKE THEY BROKE IN THAT HOUSE 83 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,267 DOWN THE STREET. 84 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,233 GOOD, BABY. 85 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:15,933 YOU GOT THE LOCK ON IT 86 00:02:15,933 --> 00:02:16,800 RIGHT NOW? 87 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,900 LOCKED AND SECURED. 88 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,567 YAY. 89 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:22,267 THANK YOU. 90 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,600 W-W-WHAT THE? 91 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,267 NO, SHE DIDN'T! 92 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:25,067 NO, SHE DIDN'T! 93 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:25,767 Shh! 94 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:27,233 THEY MIGHT HEAR US. 95 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:28,533 HOW DID YOU GET IN THE DOOR? 96 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:29,200 OH, PLEASE. 97 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,100 I HAVEN'T MET A DOOR YET THAT 98 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,433 CAN KEEP ME OUT. 99 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,167 OR A ZOO THAT CAN 100 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,100 KEEP YOU IN. 101 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:36,133 [ GASPS ] 102 00:02:36,133 --> 00:02:37,133 WHAT'S GOING ON, BABY? 103 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:38,167 Quiet. 104 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:40,733 Now look. 105 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:41,667 THERE'S SOME FUNNY BUSINESS 106 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,233 GOING ON ACROSS THE STREET. 107 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:44,267 I HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT QUITE 108 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:46,533 YET, BUT I SAW AT LEAST 20 -- 109 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,433 NO, MAKE THAT 21 BIG FINE, 110 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:51,300 MUSCULAR MEN GO INTO THAT HOUSE. 111 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:51,967 21? 112 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:52,700 [ KNOCK AT DOOR ] 113 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:53,433 OH! 114 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:54,833 Maybe that's them. 115 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:55,733 WAIT, CURTIS. 116 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:58,067 FOR WHAT? 117 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:02,900 HOW DO I LOOK? 118 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:04,933 LIKE SOMETHING THAT FELL OUT 119 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:06,400 OF FLAVOR FLAV'S MOUTH. 120 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,300 [ SCOFFS ] 121 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,167 HELLO, MAY I HELP YOU? 122 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,767 FBI. 123 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,400 JANINE, YOUR RIDE'S HERE! 124 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:17,667 SHE TOOK THE KIDS TO THE 125 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:18,500 WATER PARK. 126 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,367 HELLO, I'M ELLA PAYNE. 127 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,900 CAN...WE HELP YOU? 128 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,667 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 129 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:25,800 HI, I'M AGENT MIKE LAPINSKI 130 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,733 WITH THE FBI, AND THIS 131 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:27,967 IS MY BOSS. 132 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:30,700 WE SIMPLY CALL HIM "BOSS." 133 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,633 ANYWAY, WE NEED TO USE 134 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:32,400 YOUR HOME. 135 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,400 WE'RE STAKING OUT THE HOUSE 136 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,500 ACROSS THE STREET. 137 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:38,133 WHAT -- UM, MR. LAPISSY. 138 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:39,267 "LAPINSKI." 139 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:40,567 YEAH, WHATEVER. 140 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:41,433 LOOK HERE. 141 00:03:41,433 --> 00:03:42,967 THIS HOUSE IS OFF LIMITS, OKAY? 142 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:44,200 WE'RE KIND OF OVERCAPACITATED 143 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,833 RIGHT NOW, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, 144 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,833 YOU AND BOSS, Y'ALL NEED TO GO. 145 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,433 CURTIS PAYNE, 5'9", AGE 50, 146 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:52,700 160... 147 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,200 190 POUNDS, KNOWN FOR FREQUENTLY 148 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,767 SLAMMING DOORS IN PEOPLE'S FACES 149 00:03:56,767 --> 00:03:58,333 AND SAYING, "WHAT THE HELL?" 150 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,600 WHAT THE HELL? 151 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,267 CURTIS, STOP BEING RUDE. 152 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:05,967 LET THEM IN. 153 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:07,167 COME ON IN, GUYS. 154 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,433 THANK YOU, ELLA PAYNE, AND, 155 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:09,600 UH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU'RE 156 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,900 DOING DOWN AT THE HELP CENTER. 157 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,267 THANK YOU. 158 00:04:13,267 --> 00:04:13,967 W-W-WAIT A MINUTE. 159 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:14,633 HOLD ON. 160 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:17,567 MR. LAPISSY, WHAT DO -- HOW DO 161 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,433 YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT US? 162 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,600 WELL, I COULD TELL YOU, BUT 163 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,300 THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU. 164 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:24,600 [ Chuckling ] NO, NO, NO, THAT'S 165 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,833 JUST A LITTLE FBI HUMOR. 166 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:29,067 [ ALL LAUGH ] 167 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,133 MR. LAPISSY HAD HIMSELF 168 00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:31,067 A JOKE. 169 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:32,233 BUT -- BUT SERIOUSLY, I WOULD 170 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:33,667 KILL YOU. 171 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:38,633 SO WHAT YOU THINK? 172 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:39,367 I DON'T KNOW. 173 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:40,800 I -- I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED 174 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,500 THAT'S HER, MAN. 175 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,067 I -- YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ALL THE 176 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:44,700 GIRLS' FACES IN THAT VIDEO. 177 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,200 YOU LOOKING AT THE FACES? 178 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,067 YOU SOME IDIOTS. 179 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:47,733 PERVERTS. 180 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:48,433 I STILL DON'T THINK 181 00:04:48,433 --> 00:04:49,400 THAT'S HER. 182 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,167 C.J., IF IT WALKS LIKE 183 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,500 A DUCK, QUACKS LIKE A DUCK 184 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,767 AND... 185 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:59,100 DOES THAT LIKE A DUCK... 186 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,400 All: IT'S A TANYA. 187 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,433 YO, C.J., ALL YOU GOT TO DO 188 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:03,667 IS MAN UP, ALL RIGHT? 189 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:04,600 PULL HER TO THE SIDE WHEN SHE 190 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,867 GET OFF WORK REAL LATE, BE LIKE, 191 00:05:05,867 --> 00:05:07,633 "HEY, YO, IS YOU IS, OR IS 192 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:08,600 YOU AIN'T A VIDEO H--" 193 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,100 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 194 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,733 YOU OKAY? 195 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:13,733 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 196 00:05:13,733 --> 00:05:14,567 YOU -- YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE 197 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:15,333 TODAY? 198 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:16,700 I DID NOT. 199 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,200 I HAD TO CUT HIM, Y'ALL. 200 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,900 COME ON, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 201 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:20,833 OH, MY GOD. 202 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:21,633 I AIN'T THINK I HAD TO DO 203 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:24,200 BACKGROUND CHECKS ON BARBERS. 204 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,800 ANYWAY, LOOK, C.J., IF YOU 205 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,133 REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, I 206 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:28,667 SAY YOU JUST TURN ON SOME MUSIC, 207 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,767 YELL "ACTION," AND SEE WHAT 208 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:31,633 HAPPENS. 209 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:32,733 ACTION. 210 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,833 [ HUMMING, BEAT BOXING ] 211 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:36,967 WHOA. 212 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:38,233 POLE! 213 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:39,333 [ MEOWS ] 214 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,867 MAKE IT RAIN! 215 00:05:40,867 --> 00:05:42,600 MAKE IT RAIN! 216 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:46,200 OWW! OWW! 217 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,300 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 218 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:47,967 JETHRO. 219 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:49,233 HOLD ON. 220 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:50,567 GOOD MAN, THE CHAIR STAYS HERE, 221 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:51,367 ALL RIGHT? 222 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:52,233 NOW, YOU WANT TO MOVE SOMETHING, 223 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,067 MOVE THE BIG MOUTH. 224 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:55,800 TAKE HER OUTSIDE. 225 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,700 EXCUSE ME, BOSS, UM, CAN YOU 226 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,800 ARREST SOMEONE FOR JUST BEING A 227 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,633 FAT HEAD? 228 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,300 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HE CHEATED ON 229 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,167 HIS TAXES? 230 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,433 CLARETHA, WOULD YOU SHUT UP? 231 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:10,967 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 232 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,267 OH! 233 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:16,200 OH, OH, OH! 234 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,200 ELLA! 235 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,100 ELLA! 236 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:18,767 THAT'S WHAT I'M 237 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:20,700 TALKING ABOUT. 238 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:21,367 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 239 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:22,167 MAN! 240 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,067 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT'S ALL I 241 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,167 HAD TO DO TO MAKE HER DISAPPEAR 242 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,700 WAS SNAP MY HAND? 243 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,800 [ SNAP FINGERS ] 244 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,533 OH, NO. 245 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:30,700 MY POWERS BACKFIRED. 246 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,500 I'LL BE QUIET. 247 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,500 OKAY, BABY, WITH ALL OF THIS 248 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,467 GOING ON, I NEED TO GO TO 249 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,767 THE MARKET. 250 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:37,800 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 251 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,467 OKAY. 252 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:39,133 NO. 253 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:40,067 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 254 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:40,967 UH, NO ONE CAN KNOW WE'RE HERE, 255 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:41,800 SO THAT MEANS NO ONE CAN LEAVE 256 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:42,433 THIS HOUSE. 257 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:43,400 OH, DAMN. 258 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,567 COME ON, MAN. 259 00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:46,533 UM, EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 260 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:47,900 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 261 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,233 OH, I JUST FINISHED SETTING 262 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:51,067 UP MY STATE-OF-THE-ART 263 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:52,567 SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT. 264 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:54,067 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WE DON'T 265 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,667 NEED ANY HELP, AND SECONDLY, DO 266 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,700 YOU THINK YOUR SIMPLE TIN CAN 267 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,167 CAN STAND UP TO THE SPY MASTER 268 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,133 3000? 269 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:01,067 I MEAN, WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THAT 270 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:02,300 CENTURY YET. 271 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,900 LOOK, MR. GADGET, THAT TIN 272 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,300 CAN HAS A TELESCOPIC RANGE OF 273 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,633 FIVE MILES. 274 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:08,833 BUT CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING? 275 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,300 OH, PLEASE, I CAN HEAR A FLY 276 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,367 LAND ON A FEATHER 10 MILES AWAY. 277 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,600 WOW, YOU REALLY ARE NOSY 278 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,500 AS HELL. 279 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,067 GO SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 280 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:17,900 WELL, LAPISSY. 281 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:18,933 LAPISSY TOLD THE NOSY TO 282 00:07:18,933 --> 00:07:20,500 SIT DOWN. 283 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,200 LAPINSKI. 284 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,267 LAPINSKI. 285 00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:25,967 LAPINS-- LAPINSK-- LAPINSI-- 286 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,600 LAPISSINSI. 287 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,300 YEAH, I'M STILL NOT 288 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,367 CONVINCED, MAN. 289 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:30,600 WHAT IF IT IS HER, THOUGH? 290 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,267 I MEAN, WHAT IF IT'S HER? 291 00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:35,733 THEN YOU'RE ONE LUCKY MAN. 292 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,300 HEY, BABY, HEY. 293 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:43,067 HEY, HEY, MM. 294 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,533 Together: HEY, BABY. 295 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,400 WELL, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 296 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,367 AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, 297 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:51,267 I CAME RIGHT OVER. 298 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:52,700 IT SOUNDED URGENT. 299 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:53,433 IT IS. IT IS. 300 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,300 UH, WE NEED -- WE NEED TO TALK. 301 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,767 OKAY. 302 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,067 WHAT'S UP? 303 00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:00,933 UM... 304 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:01,833 WHY ARE THEY SMILING AT ME 305 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,233 LIKE THAT? 306 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,767 JUST REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU, 307 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:08,233 IN PERSON. 308 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:09,067 UH, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND 309 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:09,600 TANYA. 310 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,100 TANYA, THIS IS EVERYBODY. 311 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,400 Together: WE KNOW. 312 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,367 WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. 313 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,567 OH, WE'VE MET ALREADY. 314 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:21,067 10 TIMES. 315 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:24,200 [ Slowly ] TWICE IN SLOW-MO. 316 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,900 AND ONE TIME IN REVERSE. 317 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,767 [ IMITATES BACKWARD TALKING ] 318 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:33,500 ALL RIGHT, THEY STUPID. 319 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,167 HOW YOU DOIN'? 320 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:34,967 I'M KIKI. 321 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:35,933 NICE TO MEET YOU. 322 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,933 NICE TO MEET YOU, KIKI. 323 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:38,600 HEY, GIRL. 324 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,267 I'M DANA. 325 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:40,600 HEY, DANA, HELLO. 326 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:47,400 ANYWAY, UM, I ASKED YOU HERE 327 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,967 BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO, LIKE, 328 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,467 STRAIGHTEN SOMETHING OUT FOR US. 329 00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:51,333 YOU GOT TO CLEAR THIS UP. 330 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:55,333 UM, THEY -- THE GUYS -- 331 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:58,433 Both: AND THE GIRLS. 332 00:08:58,433 --> 00:09:01,500 THEM, ALL OF THEM, SEEM TO 333 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,500 THINK THAT, UH, YOU, UH -- YOU 334 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,133 WERE A "BABY GOT BODY" VIDEO 335 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:10,133 DANCER, AND I TOLD THEM. 336 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,933 I TOLD THEM, "THAT IS NOT HER. 337 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:13,167 THAT AIN'T HER," 'CAUSE -- 338 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:14,433 'CAUSE THE THINGS THEM GIRLS WAS 339 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,067 DOIN' IN THAT VIDEO, I MEAN, IT 340 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,567 WAS UNHEARD-OF, YOU KNOW, AND I 341 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:18,367 KNOW, YOU -- YOU WOULDN'T DO 342 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:19,600 NOTHING LIKE THAT, SO JUST GO 343 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,367 AHEAD AND TELL THEM, BABY, 344 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,400 JUST... 345 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:25,867 IT WAS ME. 346 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:26,767 All: OH! 347 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:27,433 I TOLD YOU! 348 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,100 GET THE BOWL. 349 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,600 GET MY MONEY. GET MY MONEY. 350 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,267 COME ON, GIRL. 351 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:31,933 ACTION. 352 00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:33,067 COME ON, GIRL. 353 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:33,833 BRING IT BACK ONE TIME. 354 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,733 COME ON. 355 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,367 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 356 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,800 C.J., COME ON. 357 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,267 IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO. 358 00:09:42,267 --> 00:09:43,667 I MEAN, IT -- IT WAS JUST A JOB. 359 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,067 JUST A JOB? 360 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:45,867 WHAT'D YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET 361 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,433 THAT JOB? 362 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:48,167 EXCUSE ME? 363 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:50,300 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, C.J.? 364 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,567 WELL, BABY, WHAT HE'S TRYING 365 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:52,300 TO EXPLAIN TO YOU IS -- 366 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,167 FLOYD, NOT -- NOT NOW. 367 00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:56,133 GO AHEAD. 368 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:56,933 WHAT I'M SAYING? 369 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:57,867 I DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING, 370 00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:58,633 TANYA. 371 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,000 THE VIDEO SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. 372 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,667 All: OOH! 373 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,300 DO YOU MIND? 374 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,000 NO, WE DON'T MIND. 375 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,633 GO AHEAD. 376 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,767 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 377 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:12,633 YEAH, C.J., GO AHEAD. 378 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,700 WELL, WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS 379 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,000 THAT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS DATING 380 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,100 A RESPECTABLE WOMAN, NOT A VIDEO 381 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,000 HOOCHIE. 382 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,900 All: OH! 383 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,933 DON'T TAKE THAT MOUTH. 384 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:24,233 HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. 385 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:24,967 C.J.! 386 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,033 GROW UP, OKAY? 387 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:26,967 YOU JUST -- JUST -- JUST GROW 388 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,167 UP, AND YOU GUYS, YOU GROW UP, 389 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:28,967 TOO, ALL RIGHT? 390 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:30,300 I MEAN, IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO, 391 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,467 C.J., AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 392 00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:32,967 IF -- IF YOU MUST KNOW, I NEVER 393 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,033 DID IT AGAIN BECAUSE I-I 394 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,600 REALIZED THAT -- THAT THOSE 395 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,800 VIDEOS WERE -- THEY WERE 396 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,733 DEGRADING WOMEN. 397 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:38,533 OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRL? 398 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:39,633 YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 399 00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:40,567 I SAW THAT NEW "BOOTY BOUNCE" 400 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:42,233 VIDEO, AND IT WAS SO NASTY. 401 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,500 THE THINGS THEM GIRLS WAS -- 402 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:46,033 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, GIRL. 403 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,300 I'M GLAD YOU GAVE IT UP, AND 404 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,300 I GUESS I DID OVERREACT A 405 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,333 LITTLE. 406 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,067 I'M SORRY. 407 00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:53,767 IT'S OKAY. 408 00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,767 I UNDERSTAND. 409 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:56,433 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 410 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,267 THAT'S IT? 411 00:10:57,267 --> 00:11:00,333 OOH... 412 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,200 YOU NEED SOME CHANGE IN CASE 413 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:01,900 SHE HAVE A FLASHBACK? 414 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,067 C.J. 415 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:05,067 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 416 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:05,867 NO ACTION. 417 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:06,733 IF MIRANDA WOULD'VE DID THAT 418 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,300 TO ME -- 419 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,467 YOU WOULD'VE DID NOTHIN'. 420 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,133 YOU KNOW WHAT? 421 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:09,800 YOU KNOW WHAT? 422 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,767 I'M GONNA INSTIGATE THE WHOLE 423 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:11,467 WAY HOME. 424 00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:13,233 HERE, YOU NEED SOME OF THIS. 425 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:14,133 COME BACK IN 20. 426 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,433 OKAY. 427 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,567 MR. LAPISSY, THIS IS MY 428 00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:20,067 CASTLE, OKAY? 429 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:22,700 I'M KING OF THIS CASTLE. 430 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:25,467 THIS IS MY THRONE, SO I NEED YOU 431 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,900 TO REMOVETH THYSELF FROM MY 432 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:30,500 THRONE IMMEDIATELY, THANK YOU. 433 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,733 WELL, CURTIS, I'M THE FBI, 434 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,067 AND THIS IS MY BADGE, SO PLEASE 435 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,900 BACK OFF, CIVILIAN. 436 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:36,833 EXCUSE ME, I WILL SAY THIS 437 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,100 AGAIN, SIR, OKAY? 438 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,100 I NEED YOU AND YOUR BADGE TO GET 439 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,133 UP OUT MY CHAIR BEFORE FBI 440 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:48,167 STANDS FOR "FACE BEAT IN" -- 441 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,067 CURTIS. 442 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,567 WHAT? 443 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:51,567 [ HUMMING ] 444 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:54,333 PLEASE. LET ME GET THIS. 445 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,067 NOW, I NEED YOU TO STAND UP AND 446 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,067 GET OUT MY CHAIR. 447 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,800 STAND UP. 448 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,067 I'M GONNA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. 449 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:03,533 STAND UP AND GET OUT OF MY 450 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:04,800 CHAIR. 451 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,567 THREATENING A FEDERAL 452 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,967 OFFICER, INTERFERING WITH A 453 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:07,867 FEDERAL INVESTIGATION -- 454 00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:09,300 THOSE ARE CRIMES. 455 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,567 YOU NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN. 456 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:11,333 WRITE IT DOWN SO YOU DON'T 457 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,200 FORGET, 'CAUSE IT'S GOING TO 458 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,867 HAPPEN AGAIN. 459 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:13,867 YOU HEARD ME? 460 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:14,633 'CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY SCARED 461 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:15,233 OF YOU. 462 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:16,067 HOLD ON! WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT! 463 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,133 DROP DOWN, DROP DOWN. 464 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:19,133 WAIT, WAIT, OW, RUG BURN, 465 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,067 RUG BURN. 466 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,333 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 467 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,167 WHOO. 468 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:24,967 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 469 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,233 WE DIDN'T LOSE THEM, DID WE? 470 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:28,733 NO, HE'S HEADED THIS WAY. 471 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,067 MA'AM, I WASN'T TALKING TO 472 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,833 YOU, AND SECONDLY, LIKE I TOLD 473 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,967 YOU ALREADY, THIS IS THE 474 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:34,367 SPY MASTER 3000. 475 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,300 IF SOMEBODY WAS COMING, WE 476 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,100 CERTAINLY WOULD HEAR THEM -- 477 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,867 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 478 00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:38,733 I MAY JUST BE NOSY, BUT 479 00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,633 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GET THAT? 480 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,167 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ACT 481 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,533 NATURAL -- NATURAL. 482 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,367 ACT NATURAL. 483 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:47,500 [ ALL MUMBLING ] 484 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,833 WHERE YOU GONNA GO? 485 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:53,267 EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN. 486 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:56,667 AHEM. 487 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:57,400 [ Loudly ] HELLO. 488 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,167 HOW MAY WE HELP YOU? 489 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,200 YEAH, I'M DAVID. 490 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,133 I JUST MOVED IN ACROSS THE 491 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,767 STREET, AND I WAS WONDERING IF 492 00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,067 YOU HAD ANY SUGAR. 493 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:04,667 HA! 494 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,500 NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY SUGAR. 495 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,233 WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME PICKLES? 496 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:12,533 OH, WE ARE OUT OF PICKLES. 497 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:14,667 SOME APRICOT JELLY? 498 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,233 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 499 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:17,067 COOKING? 500 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,167 HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE 501 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,900 PEOPLE IN HERE? 502 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,067 UH, CHOIR REHEARSAL. 503 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,300 CHOIR REHEARSAL. 504 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,433 CURTIS. 505 00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:27,767 YOU ABOUT THE DUMBEST 506 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,233 CRIMINAL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY 507 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,600 LIFE. 508 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,733 SIR... 509 00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,867 THIS IS CHOIR REHEARSAL. 510 00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:37,367 CLARETHA, COME ON AND LEAD US IN 511 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,833 OUR DEVOTIONAL HYMN. 512 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,067 YOU KNOW. 513 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,633 OH. 514 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,867 AHEM. 515 00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,133 * I'M GOING TO LAY DOWN MY 516 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,333 BURDENS * 517 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,067 * DOWN BY * 518 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,533 * DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE * 519 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:49,233 * DOWN BY * 520 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,733 * DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE * 521 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:51,467 * DOWN BY * 522 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:52,867 * DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE, 523 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:53,600 I'M GONNA LAY DOWN * 524 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,967 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 525 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,733 OKAY. 526 00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:57,633 SO, DAVID, WOULD YOU LIKE TO 527 00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:58,767 JOIN US? 528 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,733 NO, THANK YOU. 529 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,200 I'LL PASS. 530 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,200 WELL, WELL, WE MEET HERE 531 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,833 EVERY TUESDAY, SO YOU CAN COME 532 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:11,100 BACK IF YOU LIKE. 533 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,167 SOMEONE ELSE IS COMING. 534 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,500 FOR THE LAST TIME, WOULD YOU 535 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,567 PLEASE LEAVE THE SURVEILLANCE 536 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:16,600 WORK TO THE PROFESSIONALS? 537 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,067 THERE'S NOBODY THERE. 538 00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:23,667 HEY. 539 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,400 HEY, FAMILY. 540 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,600 WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 541 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,500 A STUPID STAKEOUT. 542 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,833 YOU, UH, MUST BE CLARENCE, 543 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,700 UH, C.J. PAYNE. 544 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,067 FIRST -- I'M -- I'M VERY SORRY 545 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,133 ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND -- AND YOUR 546 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,867 HOUSE, BUT DO YOU, UM -- DO YOU 547 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:36,733 WANT US TO DO A BACKGROUND CHECK 548 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:39,633 ON THE VIDEO CHICK? 549 00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:40,900 I AM NOT A VIDEO CHICK. 550 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,300 WELL, WERE YOU NOT IN THE 551 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,467 "BABY GOT BODY" VIDEO IN THE 552 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,967 POOL, THIRD FROM THE RIGHT, WITH 553 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,067 THE LITTLE PINK -- THAT STRING 554 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,300 THING THAT YOU DID -- 555 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,600 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, 556 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,467 THAT WAS ME, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 557 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:51,900 I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 558 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,633 THAT'S A SHAME, UM, BUT WOULD 559 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:54,833 YOU MIND GETTING A PHOTO WITH 560 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:55,500 THE TWO OF US? 561 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,167 NO. 562 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,167 SURE, SURE. 563 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:57,833 HERE YOU GO. 564 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:58,500 OKAY. 565 00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,267 HERE YOU GO, ALL RIGHT. 566 00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:00,467 ALL RIGHT. 567 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,133 WE GETTING IN. 568 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,500 WE GETTING IN. 569 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,200 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 570 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,333 WAIT, ONE MORE FOR SAFETY. 571 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,067 DO IT LIKE WE'RE IN 572 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,967 A VIDEO, COME ON. 573 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:09,633 FACE OUT. 574 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:10,733 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 575 00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:11,433 THANK YOU. 576 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,200 THANK YOU. 577 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:12,867 THANK YOU. 578 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,967 OKAY, MIKE, IT'S MY TURN. 579 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,433 WHO AM I? 580 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,400 UH, SORRY, KID. 581 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,433 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU. 582 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:20,667 [ LAUGHS ] 583 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,467 YOU KNOW WHY? 584 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,600 'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW NOBODY. 585 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,467 HE DON'T OWN NOTHING. 586 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:24,133 HE DON'T HAVE -- 587 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:24,933 OKAY, POP, I THINK HE GOT 588 00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:26,200 THE POINT. 589 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,433 HI, C.J., TANYA, CALVIN. 590 00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,933 OH, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HUNGRY, 591 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,867 SO I MADE YOU SOME SANDWICHES. 592 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:34,700 WAIT A MINUTE, ELLA, ELLA, 593 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,867 ELLA, ELLA! 594 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:36,567 COME ON, BABY. 595 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:37,467 THEY DONE TOOK OVER THE HOUSE 596 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:38,267 AND MY CHAIR. 597 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:39,400 NOW THE FOOD? 598 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,300 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE 599 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,133 GOING TO TAKE OVER MY BEER. 600 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:42,967 BY THE WAY, CURTIS, YOU'RE 601 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:45,267 OUT OF BEER. 602 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,633 I'LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 603 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,300 WILL Y'ALL STOP STARING 604 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,267 AT HER? 605 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,200 UM, OOH, OOH, YES, YES, WE'RE 606 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,400 COMING, MISS ELLA! 607 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,133 COME ON, HONEY. 608 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,533 WHAT KIND OF FREAKY FBI STUFF 609 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,367 IS THAT? 610 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,667 Psst! MIKE. 611 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,167 THE EGG'S ABOUT TO HATCH. 612 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:04,200 WHAT? 613 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,833 THE ICING'S ON THE CAKE. 614 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,267 HUH? 615 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,300 IT'S TIME TO BASTE 616 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,267 THE TURKEY. 617 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:11,200 WHAT? 618 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WISH 619 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,967 SHE'D SHUT UP. 620 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,100 YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY. 621 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,467 THE PERPS ARE ON THE MOVE. 622 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,600 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT? 623 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,067 COME ON, FELLAS, LET'S GO. 624 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,767 NOW, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO 625 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:27,967 GET A LITTLE PRIVATE 626 00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:29,800 SURVEILLANCE TIME? 627 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,100 OH, OH, OH, OH! 628 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,800 OH! 629 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,733 OH, HE'S SO STRONG. 630 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,567 BIG MUSCLES. 631 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,233 COME ON, SON. 632 00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,100 LET'S BARRICADE THE DOOR BEFORE 633 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:38,900 THEY TRY AND COME BACK. 634 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:39,967 OH, OH, OH, AH, OH! 635 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:43,200 LOOK OUT THERE. 636 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,933 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 637 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:44,833 WHAT'S GOING ON? 638 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,067 OH, UH-OH. 639 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,067 OH, THEY'RE RUNNING... 640 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,600 A-AND RUNNING. 641 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,933 OH, MIKE'S DOWN. 642 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:51,833 OH, NOW HE'S UP. 643 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,367 HE'S DOWN AGAIN. 644 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,467 [ SIREN WAILS ] 645 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,833 OH, OH, CURTIS. 646 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:56,633 DO YOU HAVE FULL COVERAGE ON 647 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,433 YOUR CAR? 648 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,333 YEAH, YEAH, WHY? 649 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,167 THEY JUST PUSHED DAVID 650 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,200 THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD. 651 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,933 OH! 652 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,067 OH, MM. 653 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:05,733 OH. 654 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,900 OH, NO. 655 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,767 OH, OH. 656 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:08,767 OH. 657 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:09,600 IT'S GOOD. 658 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,433 HELP ME MOVE THIS! 659 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,167 DAVID'S GOT THE BEST 660 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:11,900 OF THEM NOW. 661 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,067 OH-OH, HE'S BACK OUT. 662 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,367 MIKE'S ON HIM. 663 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,667 OH. 664 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,533 WATCH IT. 665 00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:18,433 RUN, CURTIS, RUN, GET OFF -- 666 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,467 HEY, HEY! 667 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,167 WHAT THE HELL? 668 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,333 LAPISSY? 669 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,967 BUT HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? 670 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:28,633 I TOLD YOU. 671 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,367 WE'RE THE FBI. 672 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,433 ANYWAY, WE CAME BY TO SAY 673 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:32,667 THANKS. 674 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,967 OH, THANK YOU. 675 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,333 YOU'RE WELCOME. 676 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,267 BOSS, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME 677 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:38,433 COFFEE? 678 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:40,933 OKAY, COME ON, COME ON, 679 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:41,600 COME ON, NOW. 680 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,467 WHY -- WHY DOES HE -- WHY DO YOU 681 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,700 NEVER SAY NOTHING? 682 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,733 UH, HE'S TAKEN A VOW OF 683 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:45,900 SILENCE UNTIL HIS SON MOVES OUT 684 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,133 OF THE HOUSE. 685 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,333 I UNDERSTAND. 686 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,867 I UNDERSTAND, BOSS. 687 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,267 SO IS IT WORKING? 688 00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:53,400 NO, I -- I HAVEN'T FOUND A 689 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,533 PLACE YET, UM, BUT, UM, WE 690 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,867 HAVE -- WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY 691 00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:58,533 SPECIAL FOR YOU. 692 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,267 WITHOUT YOUR HELP, WE NEVER 693 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,067 WOULD HAVE APPREHENDED THE 694 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:01,933 PERPS. 695 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:02,633 I'LL TAKE THAT. 696 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,500 OH. 697 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,400 THANK YOU. 698 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,200 SO, DID THE PEOPLE DOWN THE 699 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,733 STREET RECOVER THEIR STUFF? 700 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:11,600 OH, WE CAUGHT THOSE GUYS LAST 701 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,267 TUESDAY. 702 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,567 NO, ACTUALLY, IT WAS MONDAY. 703 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,233 GET OUT OF THE WAY, NOSY. 704 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:23,067 UH, SO IF YOU WASN'T LOOKING FOR 705 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,067 THOSE GUYS, WHO WERE THE GUYS 706 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,267 ACROSS THE STREET? 707 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,267 OH, THEY WERE BOOTLEGGING 708 00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:28,833 DVDs, AND YOU KNOW WE TAKE 709 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,600 PIRACY VERY SERIOUSLY. 710 00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:33,333 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S 711 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:33,833 REAL NICE. 712 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:34,800 THANK YOU, LAPISSY. 713 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,933 THANK YOU. 714 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:38,733 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHECK FOR 715 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:40,133 THE WINDSHIELD? 716 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,767 OH, WELL, THAT WAS DAVID'S 717 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:42,833 BODY, SO THAT'S BETWEEN YOU 718 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:43,567 AND DAVID. 719 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:44,433 YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT IN 720 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,133 ABOUT 15 TO 20 YEARS. 721 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,900 WHAT ABOUT MY CHECK? 722 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,667 I ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THAT DAVID 723 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,933 WAS ON THE MOVE. 724 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,500 YES, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT 725 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,500 BUSTING YOU FOR THE DVDs 726 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,067 AT YOUR HOUSE. 727 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,633 OH, YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE? 728 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,500 AND YOU CALL ME NOSY. 729 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,600 SO, WHAT KIND OF DVDs 730 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,300 SHE GOT? 731 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,067 ** 43434

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