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HEY, BABY, WHERE'S C.J.?
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BABY, YOU KNOW HE WENT
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TO THE STORE.
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HE BEEN GONE FOR TWO HOURS.
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HE BROKE, HE DON'T NEED
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TO BE AT A STORE THAT LONG.
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MAYBE HE WAS KIDNAPPED.
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THAT'D BE GOOD.
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THEN ALL I GOT TO DO IS GET RID
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OF THE REST OF YOU, AND I'LL BE
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A FREE MAN.
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HE'S JUST KIDDING, JAZZY.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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HEY, UH, IS DAD BACK YET?
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NO, HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.
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MALIK, HE'LL BE BACK SOON.
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HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO HELP
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ME OUT WITH MY ANT-FARM PROJECT.
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YOUR WHAT?
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MALIK, I KNOW YOU DID NOT BRING
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ANTS INTO MY HOUSE.
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AUNTIE ELLA, IT'S OKAY.
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THEY CAN'T GET OUT.
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THEY'RE IN THE CASE.
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HEY.
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THAT'S MEAN!
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ANTS HAVE RIGHTS.
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NOW SET THEM FREE!
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I AGREE.
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OH, AND LOOK.
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IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY.
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FREE AT LAST!
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FREE AT LAST!
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THANK GOD ALMIGHTY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH
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AN ANT FARM, MAN?
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C.J., WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
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AT THE STORE?
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YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO
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BELIEVE WHAT'S IN THIS BAG!
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OKAY, YOU WENT TO THE STORE.
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HOW ABOUT GROCERIES?
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I SAY LAUNDRY.
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I THINK IT'S A PUPPY.
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A NEW VIDEO GAME SYSTEM.
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I -- I SEE CASH.
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$10,000 CASH.
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THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!
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BUT, ACTUALLY,
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YOU'RE A LITTLE OFF,
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'CAUSE IT'S $50,000 IN CASH.
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LOOK AT THAT!
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LOOK AT IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OOH, C.J.
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WE RICH, BIA...
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**
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(SIREN BLARING)
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CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.
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WE RICH, WE RICH, WE RICH!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NONE, YOU AIN'T --
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CURTIS!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NONE.
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CURTIS, STOP THIS.
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C.J. -- CURTIS,
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WOULD YOU SIT DOWN?
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AND STOP ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND
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AND SIT DOWN!
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EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.
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OKAY, C.J., FROM THE BEGINNING.
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WHERE DID ALL OF THIS
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MONEY COME FROM?
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WELL --
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BABY, WHO CARES WHERE
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HE GOT IT FROM?
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I CAN TELL YOU WHERE IT'S GOING.
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CURTIS --
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INTO MY RETIREMENT FUND!
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CURTIS --
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HELLO! HELLO!
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CURTIS!
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WE ARE, WE ARE --
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SIT DOWN.
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GO ON.
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WELL, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE
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STORE, SOMEBODY HAD JUST LEFT
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THIS BAG IN MY TRUCK.
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C.J., WHO WOULD LEAVE
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$50,000 IN YOUR TRUCK?
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GOD.
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HALLELUJAH.
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WE'RE RICH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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UNCLE'S RICH.
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YOU'RE STILL POOR.
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NO, NO, NO, NO --
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WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DO YOU --
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HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT, UNC?
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LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
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EXCUSE ME, BABY.
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CURTIS.
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HOW SOON WE FORGET.
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FIRST OF ALL, ROOM AND BOARD
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IS AT LEAST 25 GRAND, OKAY?
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AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE
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LITTLE MOTORCYCLE INCIDENT, HUH?
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THOUGHT I FORGOT?
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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CURTIS.
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THIS MONEY DOES NOT
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BELONG TO US.
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OBVIOUSLY, SOMEBODY HAS LOST IT.
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WELL, C.J. FOUND IT,
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AND FINDERS KEEPERS.
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THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS IN
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"DOOCH-EROMONY."
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OH, PLEASE.
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GOOD AFTERNOON, FAMILY.
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WHOSE MONEY IS THAT?
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DAD FOUND IT IN HIS TRUCK.
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WHOO! WE RICH!
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CALVIN!
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WE RICH, WE RICH, WHOO!
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CALVIN, CALVIN!
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WE RICH --
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SIT DOWN.
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C.J., C.J., MY FAVORITE
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COUSIN, LET ME TALK TO YOU.
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MAN, I KNOW A GUY THAT CAN
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LAUNDER THIS FOR YOU.
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CALVIN, I DIDN'T
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STEAL THIS MONEY.
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IN THAT CASE, LET ME GET
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POOKIE AND PEANUT TO DOUBLE IT
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FOR YOU.
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JUST DON'T ASK HOW.
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NOT INTERESTED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
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I THINK WE SHOULD JUST KEEP THE
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MONEY AND DON'T TELL NOBODY
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ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
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GET!
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I THINK THAT WE SHOULD FIND
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THE OWNER, AND MAYBE WE'LL GET
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A PUPPY AS A REWARD.
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I SAY WE CONSIDER IT A GIFT
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FROM GOD, AND -- AND WE
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START THE KIDS' COLLEGE FUND.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, AUNT ELLA?
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C.J., I -- I AGREE WITH
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JAZMINE, MINUS THE PUPPY.
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WE HAVE TO GIVE THIS MONEY BACK.
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C.J., WE HAVE TO GIVE IT BACK.
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HOW?
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THEY DON'T HAVE NO NAMES ON IT.
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REPORT IT TO THE POLICE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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ELLA, PLEASE.
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MY GOODNESS, I'M SICK OF YOU
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CHRISTIANS!
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JUST STOP IT, OKAY?
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SHOULD'VE MARRIED A SINNER.
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WHATEVER, MAN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HEY.
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WHAT UP, C.J.?
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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CAME TO GET A CUT?
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NO, NO, MAN, MY CAR'S GETTING
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AN OIL CHANGE DOWN THE BLOCK,
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SO I JUST CAME IN.
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BIG CAL, MAN, THAT'S
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A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU, MAN.
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YOU BLOWING UP THERE,
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CLEANING UP.
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HA, HA, YEAH, LAUGH NOW.
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ONE DAY, I'M GONNA OWN
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THIS PLACE.
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WATCH YOURSELF, SWEEPIE.
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LISTEN, I GOT A QUESTION FOR
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Y'ALL.
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HYPOTHETICALLY,
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND
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A BAG FULL OF MONEY?
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WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT
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"FULL OF MONEY" MEANS.
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HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT?
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LET'S JUST SAY IT'S $49,950,
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HYPOTHETICALLY.
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YOU FOUND $50,000?
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OOH, HOW YOU DOIN'?
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COME OVER HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, BOOM, I GOT IT.
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HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
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YOU TAKE ALL THAT MONEY,
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AND YOU GIVE IT TO KIKI, BECAUSE
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I NEED TO GO GET MY FAMILY.
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THEY SOME POLITICAL REFUGEES,
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AND THE KING IS TRYING
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TO KILL THEM.
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PHILLY AIN'T GOT NO KING.
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HOW YOU KNOW?
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YO, CHECK THIS OUT, C.J.
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WHAT I'D DO, I'D BUY MYSELF
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A BANGING OUTFIT.
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WATCH ME, WATCH ME, WATCH ME.
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FULL-LENGTH, BLACK MINK COAT,
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DIAMOND-STUDDED "D" RIGHT HERE.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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BLACK SUIT, WHITE SHIRT,
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SILVER TIE,
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AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
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PLATINUM, DIAMOND-STUDDED, GIANT
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CLIPPER HANGING ROUND MY NECK.
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OH, MY GOD.
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THAT'S MONEY WELL SPENT,
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RIGHT?
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LOOK HERE, HUGGY BEAR.
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WITH AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT,
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THE ONLY THING YOU GONNA CATCH
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IS PROBABLY ONE OF KIKI'S
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SISTERS.
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YOUR MAMA.
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CAREFUL, YOU MIGHT BE
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LOOKING AT YOUR DADDY.
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HE WON THAT ONE.
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UH-UH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, C.J.?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MONEY
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ISN'T STOLEN OR THE FEDS AREN'T
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LOOKING FOR IT?
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I THINK THAT YOU NEED TO TURN
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THAT MONEY IN TO THE POLICE.
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FOR WHAT?
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SO THEY CAN STEAL IT?
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YEAH, DANA MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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HMM.
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I THINK I'M JUST GONNA CALL
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THE POLICE AND JUST REPORT
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THE MONEY.
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WELL, GO AHEAD AND USE MY
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PHONE OVER THERE.
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MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A QUARTER.
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OH, COMPUTER FEE, $5.
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COUCH FEE, $8.
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YES, YES, BOB.
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PHONE FEE, $10.
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OH, BOB, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
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YEAH, YEAH, BOB.
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OH, YEAH, THROW IN
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THE LEATHER INTERIOR.
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THROUGH THE NAV IN,
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WHY DON'T YOU?
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YEAH.
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OH, YEAH -- WOW.
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THEY MAKE THOSE FOR TRUCKS NOW?
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MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HOLD ON ONE SECOND, BOB.
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I'M BEING INTERRUPTED
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BY MY MAID.
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I'M ORDERING MY HUMMER.
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OH.
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YES, BOB, I'M BACK.
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HEY.
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DOOR FEE, $15.
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WHAT?
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HEY, DAD,
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HOW DO YOU SPELL "TIARA"?
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I'M MAKING A LIST OF STUFF THAT
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WE CAN BUY SINCE WE ARE RICH.
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HONEY, WE -- WE'RE NOT RICH,
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AND A HOUSE IS THE MOST
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IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW.
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GETTING THE HELL OUT OF MY
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HOUSE -- PRICELESS.
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C.J., LISTEN.
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IF WE DON'T USE THE MONEY FOR
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THE KIDS' COLLEGE FUND, I WOULD
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REALLY LIKE A DESIGNER WARDROBE.
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WHAT? NO WARDROBES.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THE MOST PRACTICAL THING IS A
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HOUSE, ESPECIALLY SINCE
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UNCLE CURTIS
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IS CHARGING US BY THE HOUR.
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WELL, C.J., YOU NEVER REALLY
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WERE ANY GOOD WITH MONEY, SO...
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OH, NO, OH, NO, OH, NO!
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YOU DO NOT GO THERE,
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'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
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ANY ROOM TO CRITICIZE.
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OH, I HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM
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TO CRITICIZE, LISTEN,
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I TOOK CARE OF ALL THE BILLS
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BEFORE YOU GOT ANY CHANCE
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TO TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING.
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NO, NO, WE ARE GOING TO BUY
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A HOUSE WITH THIS MONEY,
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AND THAT'S FINAL.
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SAYS WHO?
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SAYS ME!
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YOU TELL HER, DAD, AND WE
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AIN'T BUYING NO TIARA, EITHER.
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SHUT UP, MR. HUMMER MAN,
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UH-HUH.
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[ EVERYBODY TALKING ]
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NO, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
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MINUTE.
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I FOUND THIS MONEY.
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I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT WE DO.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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CUT IT!
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CUT IT!
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CUT IT!
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I'M GOING TO END THIS RIGHT NOW.
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I'M GOING TO GET THIS MONEY
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AND CALL THE POLICE.
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LET THEM DEAL WITH IT.
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THE MONEY'S GONE.
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WHAT?
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THE MONEY'S GONE.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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THE MONEY'S GONE.
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THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
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I FOUND IT, I FOUND IT!
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WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE,
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WHERE -- WHERE, WHERE?
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IT'S MISSY'S EASTER HAT.
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BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE
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FOR THIS.
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UNH-UNH.
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LET ME GO, LET ME GO,
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LET ME GO!
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LOOK, UNCLE CURTIS.
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WE NEED SOME HELP.
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CALL THE FIREHOUSE.
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GOOD IDEA.
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YEAH. I'M GOING
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TO CHECK THE BEDROOM.
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I'LL CHECK THE BEDROOM.
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GO CHECK THE KITCHEN.
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BART, HEY, I NEED YOU
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AND THE FELLAS TO COME OVER
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TO THE HOUSE.
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I GOT AN EMERGENCY.
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NO. NO, IT'S NOT A FIRE.
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I-I LOST SOME MONEY.
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A BIG BAG, A LOT OF MONEY.
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I -- WELL, JUST --
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WELL, THEN FORGET IT.
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JUST FORGET IT.
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ARE THEY COMING?
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NO, TALKING ABOUT HE WANT
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A FINDER'S FEE.
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IF YOU HAD JUST DONE
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WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO,
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THE MONEY WOULD STILL BE HERE.
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WHAT?
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IF WE'D LISTENED TO YOU,
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WE'D BE LIVING IN THE STREET.
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WELL, IF YOU ALL WOULD'VE
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GOTTEN OUT OF MY HOUSE,
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I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
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DEAL WITH THIS, PERIOD.
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"GOTTEN OUT OF MY HOUSE."
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I'M SO TIRED OF LIVING IN
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YOUR HOUSE, I HOPE WE FIND
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THE MONEY QUICK.
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[ EVERYONE TALKING ]
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QUIET!
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QUI-E-E-ET!
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NOW, ARE YOU ALL FUSSING ABOUT
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THE MONEY THAT DOES NOT EVEN
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BELONG TO US?
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IT'S GONE, ELLA.
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YEAH, AUNTIE ELLA.
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SOMEBODY CAME AND TOOK IT.
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I TOOK IT.
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AUNTIE?
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YOU STOLE THE MONEY?
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I AM HURT.
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EVER SINCE THAT MONEY CAME
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INTO THIS HOUSE, THAT'S ALL
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YOU ALL HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT.
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NOW, LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU'RE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
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YOURSELVES!
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I AM.
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I AM, ELLA.
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THANK YOU.
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I'M ASHAMED OF EACH AND EVERY
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ONE OF YOU,
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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
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PLEASE.
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COME ON, GUYS.
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DOES THE MONEY MEAN MORE TO YOU
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THAN EACH OTHER?
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NO.
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YEAH.
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PLEASE.
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YOU DID IT AGAIN.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FIND A WAY
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TO UPSET YOUR AUNTIE EVERY TIME,
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EVERY TIME.
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IT'S -- COME ON.
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THE MONEY'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT,
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OKAY?
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OKAY, IF THE MONEY'S GOING TO
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BREAK UP MY FAMILY,
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I DON'T EVEN -- I DON'T --
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JUST FORGET IT.
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YOU -- I DO WANT THE MONEY,
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BUT I'M SAYING
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I DON'T WANT IT IF --
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WELL, YEAH -- I DO.
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JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY, OKAY,
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'CAUSE YOU CHANGING.
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Y'ALL CHANGING.
422
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[ TV PLAYS LOUDLY ]
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MALIK, TURN THAT TV DOWN.
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MALIK, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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DO YOU HAVE TO YELL AT HIM?
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I'M NOT YELLING AT HIM.
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SOUNDED LIKE YELLING TO ME.
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[ VOLUME DECREASES ]
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JAZMINE, WILL YOU GET
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OUT OF MY SEAT, PLEASE?
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LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT, NO.
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JAZMINE, LOOK, DON'T MAKE ME
433
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HURT YOU, OKAY?
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RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR STUPID
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HUMMER, HMM, HMM?
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FUNNY, FUNNY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED
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THE STUPID TIARA.
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OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
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SOMETHING, LITTLE HUMMER --
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HEY, EXCUSE ME, MALIK,
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JAZMINE.
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GIVE HIM HIS SEAT BACK.
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THANK YOU.
446
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,333
OKAY, HAS EVERYTHING
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CALMED DOWN OUT HERE?
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NOT REALLY.
449
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MALIK, SIT OVER HERE.
450
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GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY'S HERE.
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IT'S TIME FOR THE FAMILY
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MEETING.
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CURTIS, FAMILY MEETING!
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EVERYBODY, COME ON!
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EVERYBODY, COME ON!
457
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IT'S FAMILY-MEETING TIME!
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EVERYBODY, COME ON, SIT DOWN.
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EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.
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GONNA HAVE A FAMILY MEETING...
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SHE'LL TELL US WHERE THE MONEY
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AT.
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OKAY, BABY, YOU GOT THE FLOOR.
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OKAY, EVER SINCE THAT MONEY
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CAME IN HERE TODAY, YOU ALL HAVE
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ACTED LIKE A PACK OF WILD DOGS.
467
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[ BARKING ]
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C.J., WOULD YOU GO IN THE
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KITCHEN, LOOK UNDER THE KITCHEN
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SINK, AND GET THE MONEY?
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I ALMOST LOOKED THERE.
472
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[ EVERYBODY TALKING ]
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OKAY!
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00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:17,967
LISTEN, MONEY IS NOT THE MOST
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IMPORTANT THING TO A FAMILY.
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LOVE IS, AND WE HAD THAT.
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00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,633
WE HAD THAT UNTIL TODAY, UNTIL
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NOW.
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YOU ALL NEED TO REALLY
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APOLOGIZE TO ONE ANOTHER.
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REALLY, GO AHEAD.
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YOU SORRY, YOU SORRY,
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YOU REALLY SORRY, SORRY NEPH.
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OKAY, CURTIS.
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LET'S JUST DEAL WITH THIS.
486
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,133
WHOEVER WANTS THIS MONEY MORE
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THAN YOU WANT A HAPPY, LOVING
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FAMILY, GO AHEAD, TAKE IT.
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TAKE IT, TAKE IT.
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00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:59,400
CURTIS -- CALVIN!
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00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,167
OKAY, SO WHAT DO WE DO WITH
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00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,900
THE MONEY IF NO ONE CLAIMS IT?
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THANK YOU.
494
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,833
WE GIVE A TITHE OF IT TO THE
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CHURCH --
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00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:08,100
CHRISTIANS!
497
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,567
AND THEN WE PUT HALF OF IT
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TO A COLLEGE FUND FOR THE KIDS,
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00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,133
AND THE REST WE PUT TOWARDS
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A NEW HOUSE FOR YOU ALL.
501
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,500
THAT'S IT.
502
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,467
CAN WE ALL AGREE WITH THAT?
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YES.
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00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:19,767
YES, CURTIS PAYNE?
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I THINK WE SHOULD GET
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A PLASMA TV.
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00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:23,600
YEAH, I'M WITH POPS.
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00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,067
NOTHING UNIFIES A FAMILY
509
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,667
LIKE HIGH-DEF.
510
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,767
* OOH, TODAY IS THE DAY *
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* TODAY IS THE DAY *
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* THAT WE GET TO KEEP *
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* THE MONEY *
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00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:37,200
* TODAY IS THE DAY *
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* TODAY IS THE DAY *
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OH, GOOD MORNING, UNC!
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00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:40,633
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
518
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:42,200
WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
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TODAY IS THE DAY, UNC.
520
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,933
TODAY IS THE DAY THE OFFICERS
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TOLD US THAT IF NOBODY CLAIMS
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00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,500
THE MONEY BY TODAY,
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THEN WE GET TO KEEP IT!
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OH!
525
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,733
* TODAY IS THE DAY? *
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00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,400
TODAY.
527
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* TODAY IS THE DAY *
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TODAY.
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* KEEP THEM AWAY *
530
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YEAH.
531
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
532
00:15:57,267 --> 00:15:58,500
* WE GONNA GET THAT MONEY *
533
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,800
* TODAY *
534
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,233
HEY, IS CHAUNCEY SHAPIRO
535
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,200
HERE?
536
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,767
YOU GOT THE WRONG HOUSE,
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00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:06,500
BROTHER.
538
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,667
OH, NO, NO, EXCUSE ME.
539
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,433
I'M -- I'M CHAUNCEY,
540
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,200
CHAUNCEY SHAPIRO.
541
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,233
C.J.
542
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,567
I'M MELVIN.
543
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:13,500
THEY TOLD ME DOWN AT THE POLICE
544
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,433
STATION THAT YOU FOUND MY BAG OF
545
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,067
MONEY?
546
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:18,600
OH!
547
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,333
[ SIGHS ]
548
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,467
THAT'S YOUR MONEY, HUH?
549
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,167
CAN YOU -- CAN YOU, UH --
550
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,467
CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BAG?
551
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:29,533
IT'S A BLACK DUFFEL BAG,
552
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:30,967
AND IT HAD $50,000 IN IT.
553
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:34,767
OH!
554
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,367
LOOK, MAN, HOW'D YOU LOSE
555
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,367
$50,000?
556
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,667
ON MY WAY TO MAKE A BANK DROP
557
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,233
FROM MY RESTAURANT.
558
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,900
MY WIFE AND I HAD AN ARGUMENT.
559
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,400
WE HAVE A GREEN S.U.V.,
560
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,433
WHICH I GUESS IS THE SAME
561
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:46,867
AS YOURS, SO ANYWAY,
562
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:47,833
I PUT THE MONEY IN THE BACK SEAT
563
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,933
AND WALKED AWAY, AND NEXT THING
564
00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,600
I KNOW, IT WAS GONE.
565
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,100
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO
566
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,100
CLAIM IT?
567
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:53,933
WELL, LIKE I SAID, MY WIFE
568
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:54,700
AND I HAD AN ARGUMENT,
569
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:55,633
AND LATER ON, SHE TOOK
570
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:56,967
THE S.U.V., SO ALL THIS TIME,
571
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,500
I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE MONEY.
572
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,500
IT WASN'T UNTIL SHE CAME HOME
573
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,433
THIS MORNING THAT I REALIZED
574
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:01,467
THAT THE MONEY WAS GONE, SO --
575
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,567
SO I WENT TO THE POLICE.
576
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,200
YEAH, WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY
577
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,733
YOUR MONEY.
578
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,767
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
579
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,233
HOLD IT, NEPHEW, HOLD ON.
580
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,633
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
581
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,433
I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK I'M
582
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,900
SATISFIED WITH THAT.
583
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,567
AND I-I'M SORRY, BROTHER.
584
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,167
I NEED A LITTLE MORE DESCRIPTION
585
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,100
OF THE MONEY, I NEED
586
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:20,867
A LITTLE MORE DESCRIPTION.
587
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,867
CAN YOU BE DESCRIPTIVE?
588
00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,367
IT'S $50,000.
589
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,567
WE KNOW THAT.
590
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,267
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT.
591
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,067
EVERYBODY KNOW IT'S 50,000.
592
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,633
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT SERIAL NUMBERS?
593
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,400
SERIAL NUMBERS?
594
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,633
YEAH. ARE THEY IN SEQUENCE?
595
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,500
ARE THEY OUT OF SEQUENCE?
596
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,167
HOW'S THE SERIAL NUMBERS DOING?
597
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,667
THE DOLLAR'S GOT SERIAL NUMBERS.
598
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,100
MAN, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW.
599
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:37,800
THAT'S MY MONEY.
600
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,333
UNC, STOP, STOP IT, STOP IT.
601
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,333
IT'S -- IT'S --
602
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,067
IT'S PROBABLY HIS.
603
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:44,600
[ SNIFFS ]
604
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,467
IT'S HIS MONEY.
605
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,300
THANK YOU.
606
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,133
YEAH.
607
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,300
APPRECIATE Y'ALL BEING HONEST
608
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,300
AND REPORTING THIS, TOO.
609
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,167
I MEAN, NOT -- NOT A LOT OF
610
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,233
PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT.
611
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:54,667
WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE
612
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:55,733
HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY.
613
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,833
WELL, I-I APPRECIATE Y'ALL.
614
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:58,500
THANKS.
615
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,300
OKAY.
616
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,300
WHAT ABOUT A REWARD, MAN?
617
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,633
I MEAN -- IT'S THE THING TO DO,
618
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,867
A REWARD.
619
00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:11,900
WE DON'T REALLY
620
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,967
NEED A REWARD, MAN.
621
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:13,767
WE JUST WANT TO DO
622
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:14,367
THE RIGHT THING.
623
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:14,933
IT'S OKAY.
624
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,067
YEAH, WE NEED THE REWARD,
625
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:16,767
THOUGH.
626
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:17,467
NO, NO, HE'S RIGHT,
627
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,400
HE'S RIGHT.
628
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,800
LET ME SEE WHAT I'VE GOT.
629
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,100
UH, YOU -- THAT'S NICE,
630
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,233
BUT CAN WE GET A LITTLE BIT.
631
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,333
GIVE ONE OF THE STACKS.
632
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,167
I MEAN, THAT'S -- I GOT THAT.
633
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,967
WELL, BUT I GOT THAT.
634
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,867
I GAVE HIM THAT.
635
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,867
WE -- WE FOUND THE BAG,
636
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:36,833
SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO JUST
637
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,200
GIVE US WHAT'S IN THE BAG.
638
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,467
ANOTHER ONE OF THEM STACKS.
639
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,867
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
640
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:42,800
Y'ALL SO CRAZY.
641
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,533
CALL ME, I'LL --
642
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:46,067
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
643
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,067
I THINK WE NEED TO WORK OUT
644
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:53,800
A REWARD, FOR REAL, BROTHER.
645
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,967
I JUST GAVE THE MAN $20, I
646
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,233
MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
647
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,367
WANT SOMETHING FOR MYSELF.
648
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:58,333
I WANT SOME FOR MYSELF.
649
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,133
I HAD TO WATCH THE MONEY, TOO.
650
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:00,900
CHRISTIANS, RIGHT?
651
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,067
YEAH -- NOT ME, MY WIFE.
652
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,767
OKAY, HOLD ON.
653
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:07,367
GOD SAID, "NO."
654
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:13,500
**
655
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,067
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