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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,367 YOU HEAR THAT? 2 00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:10,033 HE-- 3 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:11,167 SHH, DON'T SAY NOTHING. 4 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:12,033 DON'T SAY NOTHING. 5 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:12,867 YOU'LL MESS IT UP. 6 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:15,433 I LOVE THE SOUND OF NO SOUND. 7 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:16,300 CURTIS! 8 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:16,967 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 9 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,600 [ LAUGHS ] 10 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,267 WHOO! 11 00:00:19,267 --> 00:00:20,633 I AM SO GLAD JANINE TOOK THEM 12 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:22,300 KIDS TO BE WITH HER PARENTS FOR 13 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,267 A FEW DAYS. 14 00:00:23,267 --> 00:00:24,833 IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE YOU 15 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:25,567 A BIG KISS. 16 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:26,400 MM, MM, MM. 17 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,867 WELL, HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS, BIG 18 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:28,533 DADDY. 19 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:29,833 I HANDLE MY BUSINESS. 20 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:30,800 Both: MWAH! 21 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,900 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 22 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,533 YOU THINK THEM PARENTS WILL 23 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,433 ADOPT THEM WHILE THEY OUT THERE? 24 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:37,200 CURTIS! 25 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:37,867 WHAT? 26 00:00:37,867 --> 00:00:39,167 NOW, DON'T DO THAT. 27 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:40,800 NOW, JANINE IS EXCITED TO SEE 28 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,600 HER PARENTS. 29 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,200 AFTER ALL, THIS IS THE FIRST 30 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,967 TIME SHE HAS SEEN THEM SINCE SHE 31 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,567 GOT OUT OF THE REHAB. 32 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,600 WHATEVER. 33 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,633 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 34 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,600 I'LL GET THAT. 35 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,933 YELLO. 36 00:00:54,933 --> 00:00:57,767 THIS IS CURTIS PAYNE. 37 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:58,433 WHAT? 38 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,467 OH, OH, OH, OH! 39 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:00,700 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 40 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:02,067 YES. 41 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,233 NO, I'M INTERESTED. 42 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:04,500 I'M VERY INTERESTED. 43 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,267 I JUST -- I NEED TO DISCUSS IT 44 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,167 WITH MY FAMILY, THOUGH. 45 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:08,833 OKAY. 46 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,900 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL 47 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,767 DISCUSS IT. 48 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,800 WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE MEETING, AND 49 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,233 THEN I'LL CALL YOU BACK ASPCA. 50 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:17,900 OKAY. 51 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,067 A-A-ALL RIGHT. 52 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:20,067 ALL RIGHT. 53 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:21,233 GOOD AFTERNOON. 54 00:01:21,233 --> 00:01:24,967 O-OKAY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 55 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:26,133 [ MUMBLES ] 56 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:27,233 OOH. 57 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:29,067 YES! 58 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,433 OKAY, BABY, WHO WAS THAT? 59 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:31,267 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO 60 00:01:31,267 --> 00:01:32,133 THAT WAS. 61 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:32,800 WHY? 62 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,167 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 63 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,067 THAT'S GONNA CHANGE OUR LIFE 64 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:35,800 FOREVER -- THAT CALL RIGHT 65 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,067 THERE. 66 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:37,767 WHO WAS IT, BABY? 67 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:38,900 THAT WAS MY BOSS. 68 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:39,600 OKAY. 69 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,400 MY BOSS WANT TO KNOW HOW 70 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,200 WOULD I LIKE TO BE THE FIRE 71 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,067 CHIEF? 72 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:43,833 UGH! 73 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:46,133 AAH! 74 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:48,467 UH?! 75 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:51,100 BABE, YOU ARE ALREADY THE FIRE 76 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,900 CHIEF! 77 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:53,933 NO, BABY. 78 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:55,600 YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. 79 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,767 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A REGULAR 80 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:57,567 FIRE CHIEF. 81 00:01:57,567 --> 00:01:58,933 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FIRE CHIEF 82 00:01:58,933 --> 00:02:00,767 OF THE WHOLE CITY! 83 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:01,467 CURTIS! 84 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:03,367 CURTIS! 85 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:06,767 OH, BABE, THAT IS -- WHAT?! 86 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:09,067 * WONDERFUL... 87 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:11,700 YOU BET YOUR BUTT IT IS. 88 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:13,900 AND THAT'S A BIG BET. 89 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,833 HELLO! 90 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,100 [ LAUGHS ] 91 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,933 CURTIS, DON'T DO THAT, BABY. 92 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:19,600 THIS IS JUST WHAT YOU WANTED. 93 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,267 YES. 94 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:21,933 TO BE THE HEAD OF ALL THE 95 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:22,900 FIRE STATIONS. 96 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,333 OF ALL THE STATIONS. 97 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:25,167 YES! YES! 98 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:26,900 EVERY STATION IN THE CITY, 99 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:27,767 I'M THE MAN. 100 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:29,133 CURTIS, CONGRATULATIONS, 101 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:29,800 BABY. 102 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,167 THERE'S JUST ONE MINOR 103 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:31,833 DETAIL. 104 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:32,767 WHAT? WHAT? 105 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:33,733 NOTHING BIG. 106 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:34,800 IT AIN'T NOTHING. 107 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,567 [ CHUCKLES ] 108 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,100 I PROBABLY NEED TO MENTION IT, 109 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,467 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU 110 00:02:38,467 --> 00:02:39,233 SHOULD KNOW. 111 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:40,333 OKAY, BABY, WHAT? 112 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:41,933 [ Mumbling] YEAH, IT'S IN -- 113 00:02:41,933 --> 00:02:43,067 IT'S IN LOS ANGELES. 114 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:43,967 WAIT, WAIT. 115 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:44,700 IT'S WHAT? 116 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,433 IT'S OVER ACROSS THE STREET, 117 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,367 OVER A LITTLE. 118 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,200 LOS ANGELES. 119 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,300 IT'S OVER ACROSS THE STREET 120 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,067 IN THE WHAT, BABY? 121 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:50,767 SAY IT RIGHT HERE. 122 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:51,867 [ MUMBLES ] 123 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:52,600 [ LAUGHS ] 124 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,967 OH, CURTIS, GET OUT OF HERE. 125 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:54,967 GET OUT OF HERE. 126 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:55,667 CALIFORNIA?! 127 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:56,533 THE SUNSHINE. 128 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:57,967 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 129 00:02:57,967 --> 00:02:59,233 HEAD OF THE FIRE STATIONS IN 130 00:02:59,233 --> 00:02:59,900 CALIFORNIA? 131 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:00,967 THE WHOLE CITY OF 132 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:01,867 LOS ANGELES, BABY. 133 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:03,267 CURTIS, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT. 134 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,700 THERE'S A LOT OF NAKED WOMENS 135 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:05,500 RUNNING AROUND. 136 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,600 I MEAN...A LOT OF CHURCHES. 137 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,633 THEY HAVE SO MANY CHURCHES 138 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:10,967 THERE, IT'S LIKE... 139 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:12,367 IT'S LIKE WHAT? 140 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:14,367 I'LL -- I'LL GO WITH YOU. 141 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:15,200 WHERE? 142 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:19,133 TO THE...CHURCH. 143 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,333 LOS ANGELES! 144 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,067 HEY! 145 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,300 HEY, HONEY. 146 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:33,967 MWAH. 147 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:34,633 MMM. 148 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,200 OK, LISA, I WANT YOU TO MEET THE 149 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,600 WONDERFUL MAN THAT I'VE BEEN 150 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,367 TAKING ABOUT. 151 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:39,067 C.J., LISA. 152 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:39,700 LISA, C.J. 153 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,267 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 154 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:42,067 I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 155 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:43,567 LIKEWISE. 156 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:44,667 WELL, HAVE A SEAT. 157 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:45,333 OKAY. 158 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,767 SIT DOWN. 159 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:48,933 SO, HOW LONG ARE YOU 160 00:03:48,933 --> 00:03:49,600 VISITING? 161 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,067 JUST FOR THE WEEKEND. 162 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,533 YEAH, I WAS TELLING HIM HOW, 163 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,167 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 164 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,633 YEARS, KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE 165 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:56,467 THE FOURTH GRADE. 166 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:57,633 SO, C.J., YOU TREATING TANYA 167 00:03:57,633 --> 00:03:58,300 RIGHT? 168 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,167 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 169 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:00,233 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 170 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:00,933 THAT. 171 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,100 I'M TREATING HER LIKE THE 172 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,100 PRINCESS THAT SHE IS. 173 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,067 THIS IS MY QUEEN! 174 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:05,200 AND HE'S MY KING. 175 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,900 WELL, IF YOU DON'T, I'LL BEAT 176 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,767 YOU LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING. 177 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:10,900 SHOULD I BE SCARED? 178 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,067 [ Laughing ] OH, HONEY, DON'T 179 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:12,733 WORRY. 180 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:13,533 HER BARK IS BIGGER THAN HER 181 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:14,100 BITE. 182 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:14,800 SHE GRILLS ALL MY NEW 183 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,733 BOYFRIENDS. 184 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,967 YEAH, JUST LIKE HER LAST ONE, 185 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,067 CHARLES. 186 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,233 THAT MAN HAD SO MANY KIDS, HE 187 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:20,067 COULD HAVE STARTED HIS OWN 188 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,667 MARCHING BAND. 189 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,067 SO, C.J., HOW MANY CHILDREN DO 190 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:29,467 YOU HAVE? 191 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:30,567 TWO. 192 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:33,067 TWO WONDERFUL CHILDREN, YEAH. 193 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:34,900 BY THE SAME MOTHER? 194 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,267 LISA, STOP IT. 195 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:38,067 JUST ASKING. 196 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:39,933 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, YES. 197 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:41,067 YES, BY THE SAME MOTHER, WHOM I 198 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:43,067 HAPPENED TO BE MARRIED TO ONCE. 199 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:43,700 OH! 200 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,300 DIVORCED. 201 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,700 SO ANY BABY-MAMA DRAMA? 202 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,100 WELL, UH... 203 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,800 [ LAUGHS ] I KNEW IT. 204 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,700 I KNEW YOU WERE TOO GOOD TO BE 205 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:54,067 TRUE. 206 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:55,167 OKAY, LISA, THAT'S ENOUGH, 207 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:56,267 REALLY, ENOUGH. 208 00:04:56,267 --> 00:04:57,433 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 209 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,233 I JUST HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION. 210 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:00,067 NO. 211 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,833 NO, IT'S OKAY, TANYA. 212 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:04,067 LISA -- SHE CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. 213 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:04,733 I'M COOL WITH IT. 214 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:05,400 GO AHEAD, LISA. 215 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,567 ASK ME ANYTHING. 216 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:07,433 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 217 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:10,333 UM, ARE YOU ON THE DOWN-LOW? 218 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,633 LISA! 219 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:12,633 HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU GOT TO ASK 220 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:13,800 NOWADAYS, OKAY? 221 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,467 NO, NO, NO, NO. 222 00:05:14,467 --> 00:05:15,667 I AIN'T ON NO DOWN-LOW, 223 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,100 SWEET'N LOW, NO KIND OF -- 224 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,633 DON'T ASK ME NO DAMN QUESTION 225 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:20,667 LIKE THAT. 226 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:21,800 OKAY, WELL, IF THAT'S THE 227 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,933 CASE, HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU 228 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:24,400 DATED IN THE LAST YEAR? 229 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,233 OKAY, LISA, YOU KNOW WHAT? 230 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:26,567 YOU SAID ONE MORE QUESTION. 231 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:27,633 THIS IS JUST A FOLLOW-UP. 232 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:30,100 ACT LIKE YOU THE POLICE OR 233 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,167 SOMETHING. 234 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,300 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 235 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:36,300 NEW YORK'S FINEST. 236 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:39,267 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT. 237 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:41,633 WELL, I'M A FIREMAN. 238 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,700 AND ONE BADGE TO ANOTHER, YOU 239 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,233 DON'T INTIMIDATE ME. 240 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:45,267 [ SCOFFS ] 241 00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:46,133 [ CHUCKLES ] 242 00:05:46,133 --> 00:05:47,167 MY TURN. 243 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,600 OKAY. 244 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,467 HOW MANY KIDS YOU GOT? 245 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:57,067 NONE, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I AM 246 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:57,933 INTELLIGENT AND I HAVE 247 00:05:57,933 --> 00:05:58,633 FORESIGHT. 248 00:05:58,633 --> 00:05:59,833 THE LAST THING THE WORLD NEEDS 249 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,267 IS ANOTHER BROKEN HOME. 250 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:02,433 HINT, HINT. 251 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:03,400 NO. 252 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,267 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 253 00:06:04,267 --> 00:06:06,533 THE LAST THING THE WORLD NEEDS 254 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,900 IS ANOTHER MAD BLACK WOMAN WITH 255 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:09,833 AN ATTITUDE. 256 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,567 HINT, HINT, HINT! 257 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,300 WELL, I GUESS IT'S A GOOD 258 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,900 THING I'M NOT A MAD BLACK WOMAN 259 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,067 WITH AN ATTITUDE. 260 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:19,900 HOW MANY DATES YOU BEEN ON IN 261 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:23,167 THE LAST TWO YEARS? 262 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,500 WELL, NONE, BUT THAT IS 263 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,067 BECAUSE I AM A VERY BUSY PERSON. 264 00:06:26,067 --> 00:06:26,867 WHAT AM I DOING EXPLAINING 265 00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:27,567 MYSELF TO YOU? 266 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,533 WHO ARE YOU TO ASK ME ABOUT 267 00:06:28,533 --> 00:06:29,300 MY RELATIONSHIPS? 268 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:30,133 WHO ARE YOU TO COME IN HERE 269 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:30,967 TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY ON THE 270 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:31,633 DOWN-LOW? 271 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:32,367 YOU AIN'T NOBODY. 272 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:33,067 NOBODY KNOW YOU. 273 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:33,800 DING, DING, DING! 274 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,667 DING, DING, DING! 275 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,233 DING, DING! 276 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:37,300 I SAID DING. 277 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,067 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 278 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:39,067 BACK TO YOUR CORNERS, OKAY, 279 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:39,800 GUYS, YOU KNOW? 280 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,633 COME ON. 281 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:41,533 THE ONLY FIGHTING I WANT TO SEE 282 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,200 IS AT, YOU KNOW, SHOE LOFT, 283 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:43,867 YOU KNOW? 284 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:44,867 I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR AN 285 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:46,167 OPEN-TOED SLING-BACK, YOU 286 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,767 KNOW, PAIR OF SHOES, HALF OFF. 287 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:49,067 COME ON, ALL RIGHT? 288 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,067 COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 289 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:51,233 GRAB YOUR BAG. 290 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:54,067 COME ON, HONEY. 291 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,233 I WAS ABOUT TO GET GULLY, 292 00:06:55,233 --> 00:06:56,700 TAKE IT TO THE STREETS ON YOU. 293 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,433 OH, WHATEVER. 294 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:58,400 YOU KNOW, A GUY SAID THAT TO ME 295 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,067 LAST WEEK. 296 00:06:59,067 --> 00:06:59,767 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 297 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,700 I HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH MY 298 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:01,267 BILLY CLUB. 299 00:07:01,267 --> 00:07:02,333 THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING TO 300 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:03,433 I GOT A PLATE IN MY HEAD. 301 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:04,433 OH, STOP IT. 302 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:09,900 BABY, BABY, DO YOU REALIZE 303 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,600 LOS ANGELES HAS THE LARGEST 304 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,800 FIRE DEPARTMENTS IN THE WHOLE 305 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,533 COUNTRY? 306 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:16,400 [ Sarcastically ] THAT'S 307 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,967 GREAT, HONEY. 308 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,233 WHOO! 309 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:21,067 I'M SO EXCITED! 310 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:22,100 I'M SO EXCITED! 311 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,600 [ LAUGHS ] 312 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,500 BABY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF 313 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,233 HONOR THIS IS? 314 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:25,900 CURTIS. 315 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:26,567 HUH? 316 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:27,467 I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO BE 317 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:28,833 RECOMMENDED BY THE MAYOR. 318 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,700 THE MAYOR, ELLA. 319 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,700 AND THEN STILL YOU GOT TO BE 320 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,933 VOTED IN BY THE CITY COUNCILOR 321 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:35,600 AND THREE OTHER WHITE PEOPLE I 322 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,067 DON'T EVEN KNOW. 323 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,333 OKAY, CURTIS, BABY, LISTEN. 324 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:43,667 UM... 325 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:44,833 I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT YOUR 326 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:47,767 LITTLE JOB OPPORTUNITY, OKAY? 327 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,133 BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST, CURTIS. 328 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:51,800 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ATLANTA. 329 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,267 I LIKE OUR HOME. 330 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:54,367 I LIKE THIS. 331 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:56,533 BUT -- BUT, ELLA... 332 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,067 ELLA, YOU LO... 333 00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:58,967 ELLA, COME ON. 334 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,867 COME ON, THIS? 335 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:02,733 COME ON, BABY. 336 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,133 ATLANTA, LOS ANGELES, WHAT'S THE 337 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:05,633 DIFFERENCE, HUH? 338 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:06,667 THEY BOTH GOT AN "L" AND AN "A" 339 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,133 IN THEIR NAME. 340 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:09,633 THEY BOTH GOT BAD TRAFFIC. 341 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:11,200 CURTIS, LISTEN, BABY. 342 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,733 WE HAVEN'T REALLY EVEN DISCUSSED 343 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:14,500 THIS, OKAY? 344 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,567 WHAT ABOUT C.J. AND THE KIDS? 345 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:17,333 THEY CAN'T GO. 346 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,533 CURTIS. 347 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:21,700 OKAY, WHAT IF WE LET C.J. 348 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,167 RENT THE HOUSE? 349 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:24,067 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY 350 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,367 FRIENDS AND THE CHURCH AND THE 351 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:27,767 HELP CENTER. 352 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:29,233 WHAT DOES THE HELP CENTER -- 353 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:30,800 THE HELP CENTER?! 354 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,067 I JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 355 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:34,533 ELLA, ELLA, ELLA, WE CAN BE 356 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:38,167 IN SUNNY L.A., BABY, WALKING ON 357 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:42,067 THE BEACH. 358 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,700 OR, CURTIS, WE CAN JUST STAY 359 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,333 RIGHT HERE IN HOT-LANTA. 360 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:48,600 I'LL WALK YOU OUTSIDE... 361 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,133 AND CHOKE YOU IN THE STREETS. 362 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:55,667 BABY... 363 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,600 I DON'T WANT TO GO. 364 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,233 HONEY, THAT DINNER WAS 365 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:00,067 DELICIOUS. 366 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,700 OH, THANK YOU, BABY. 367 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,500 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THE 368 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,467 PASTA. 369 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:04,433 PERSONALLY, I THOUGHT THE 370 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:06,433 PASTA WAS OVERCOOKED, AND THE 371 00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:07,700 SAUCE TASTED LIKE IT CAME OUT OF 372 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,167 A CAN. 373 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:09,967 WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, LISA, 374 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,367 BECAUSE YOU USUALLY LIKE TAKEOUT 375 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,133 FROM DEMARCO'S. 376 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:14,100 TAKEOUT? 377 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,100 YOU MEAN C.J. DIDN'T COOK THIS? 378 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,233 NO. 379 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,333 C.J. DOESN'T COOK. 380 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,633 OH, WELL, YOU PROBABLY LEFT 381 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,433 IT SITTING OUT TOO LONG. 382 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,167 YOU KNOW WHAT? 383 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,100 THAT'S IT. I MEAN, THAT'S IT. 384 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,200 WE BOTH KNOW THAT I CAN'T DO 385 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,233 NOTHING RIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO 386 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:26,233 YOU. 387 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,067 I THINK YOU JEALOUS OF THIS 388 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:27,833 RELATIONSHIP. 389 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:28,500 [ LAUGHS ] 390 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,700 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 391 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:30,900 I AM NOT JEALOUS, OKAY? 392 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,133 I JUST THINK THAT SHE COULD DO 393 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:32,833 BETTER. 394 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,200 TANYA COULD FIND SOMEONE WHO 395 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,567 DOESN'T HAVE KIDS AND AN EX-WIFE 396 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:36,700 WHO LIVE WITH HIM IN HIS UNCLE'S 397 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,733 HOUSE. 398 00:09:38,733 --> 00:09:40,267 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 399 00:09:40,267 --> 00:09:42,600 C.J. IS PERFECT FOR ME. 400 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,267 AND IF YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND 401 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:45,300 KEEP A MAN, MAYBE YOU'D 402 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,700 UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT, HONEY? 403 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,967 YES, BABY. 404 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,100 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 405 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 406 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:50,967 I GUESS I HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH 407 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,900 TO DRINK. 408 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:53,733 OOH, AND YOU HAD A LITTLE TOO 409 00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:54,300 MUCH TO EAT. 410 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,800 IT'S ALL BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. 411 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,667 EXCUSE ME. 412 00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:00,300 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 413 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,067 OH, NO, NO, HERE, HERE. 414 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,300 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 415 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,267 OH, YOU WANT TO HELP NOW? 416 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,533 YEAH, C.J., THAT REALLY WAS 417 00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:07,733 JUST THE WINE TALKING. 418 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,433 I ACTUALLY THINK IN ALL HONESTY 419 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:10,633 THAT A MAN TAKING CARE OF HIS 420 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:15,100 KIDS IS, YOU KNOW, RESPECTABLE. 421 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,433 AND KIND OF, YOU KNOW, SEXY. 422 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,800 A COMPLIMENT. 423 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,033 OH, FROM YOU? 424 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:26,900 OKAY. 425 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:29,867 YEAH, I'M NOT ALWAYS MEAN. 426 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:30,533 OH, WAIT, HOLD ON. 427 00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:31,367 YOU HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING ON 428 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,167 YOUR LIPS. 429 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:33,067 I DO? 430 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,100 MM-HMM. 431 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:34,933 THERE'S NOTHING ON MY LIPS. 432 00:10:34,933 --> 00:10:36,300 YES, THERE IS. 433 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,267 HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 434 00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:46,533 I WAS JUST TELLING C.J. HOW 435 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,100 MUCH I ADMIRE HIM FOR TAKING 436 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,467 CARE OF HIS KIDS. 437 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:51,100 OH, SEE, LISA, THAT'S NICE. 438 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,800 THAT IS REALLY VERY NICE. 439 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,833 THANK YOU. 440 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:55,900 HONEY, ISN'T THAT NICE? 441 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,433 C.J., COME ON. 442 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,133 YOU'RE BEING RUDE. 443 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,400 LISA'S TRYING TO BE NICE. 444 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,133 YEAH, C.J., LIGHTEN UP. 445 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,300 OH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 446 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,433 I THINK WE COULD ALL USE SOME 447 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,667 LAUGHS, SO WHY DON'T WE HEAD 448 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,233 DOWN TO THE COMEDY SHACK? 449 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,633 THAT WOULD BE FUN. 450 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,367 OH, COME ON. 451 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,767 YOU GUYS MEAN SO MUCH TO ME, 452 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,067 BOTH OF YOU. 453 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:15,900 I REALLY WISH YOU COULD JUST 454 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,400 KISS AND MAKE UP. 455 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,767 [ LAUGHS WEAKLY ] 456 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:20,900 THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 457 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,567 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, I NEED TO 458 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,200 TALK TO YOU. 459 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,867 GOT A LITTLE BAD NEWS FOR YOU, 460 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,900 BUT SOMETIMES, ALL GOOD THINGS 461 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,667 COME TO AN END. 462 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,133 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 463 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:34,867 HOLD ON, POP. 464 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:35,633 DON'T TELL ME YOU ABOUT TO 465 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:36,567 KICK ME OUT. 466 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,367 I JUST MOVED BACK IN. 467 00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:38,900 IF ANYTHING -- IF ANYTHING, C.J. 468 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,067 SHOULD BE THE ONE TO LEAVE. 469 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,200 ME? 470 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,633 YOU THE ONE THAT JUST GOT A JOB. 471 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:43,300 OKAY, HOLD ON. 472 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,233 BOTH OF YOU, BE QUIET. 473 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,467 JUST STOP IT. 474 00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:48,100 BOTH OF YOU, SIT DOWN. 475 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,067 NOW, THIS IS NOT ABOUT EITHER OF 476 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:49,900 YOU. 477 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,867 THIS IS ABOUT ME BEING THE FIRE 478 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,067 CHIEF IN LOS ANGELES. 479 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:52,800 LOS ANGELES? 480 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,200 YES. 481 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,333 WHAT ABOUT US? 482 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:58,067 WHAT ABOUT MOM? 483 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:58,900 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT ABOUT 484 00:11:58,900 --> 00:11:59,500 YOUR MOTHER? 485 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,067 YOUR MOTHER DO WHAT I SAY DO. 486 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,433 YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 487 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,267 YEAH, I'M SURE ABOUT THAT. 488 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:04,067 WHAT YOU THINK? 489 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,467 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT? 490 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:06,333 COME ON, YOU DON'T KNOW -- 491 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,133 I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE. 492 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,400 IF I SAY, "CROSS THE STREET," 493 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,600 SHE GONNA CROSS THE STREET AND 494 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,600 RUN OVER AND CATCH THE CHICKEN 495 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,833 AND BRING THE CHICKEN BACK AND 496 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,100 FRY IT FOR ME. 497 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,600 HEY, BABY. 498 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,733 HOW ARE YOU? 499 00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:19,933 OOH, GOD. 500 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:22,133 AND I LOVE HER LIKE THAT. 501 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,400 UH, BABY, I WAS JUST TELLING 502 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,067 THEM HOW WE THINKING ABOUT GOING 503 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,600 TO CALIFORNIA. 504 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,667 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID. 505 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:28,333 HUH? 506 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,233 YOU SAID YOU WAS TAKING THE 507 00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,933 JOB IN CALIFORNIA. 508 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,067 OKAY, WILL YOU SHUT UP? 509 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,300 WHY YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT? 510 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,800 I KNOW WHAT I SAID. 511 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,700 I SAID, WE THINKING ABOUT MOVING 512 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,767 TO CALIFORNIA. 513 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,933 WELL, BABY, I'VE DECIDED. 514 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,067 YOU -- YOU GOING? 515 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:42,567 YEAH, WE'RE GOING. 516 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,433 YES! 517 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:44,333 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 518 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,067 MOM, MOM, MOM. 519 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:45,867 WHAT YOU DOING? 520 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:48,100 WHAT YOU DOING? 521 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,200 WHO'S GONNA DO MY LAUNDRY? 522 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:50,967 CURTIS -- 523 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,233 THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 524 00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:53,600 DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY. 525 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,367 MAMA, WHO GONNA GIVE ME 526 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:57,267 MONEY? 527 00:12:57,267 --> 00:13:00,633 CURTIS, BABY, YOU GOT A JOB. 528 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:01,467 WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME AND THE 529 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:02,067 KIDS? 530 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:02,800 WHERE ARE WE GONNA STAY? 531 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,633 YOU CAN STAY AT THE VACANT 532 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:04,433 LOT WHERE YOUR HOUSE BURNED 533 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,100 DOWN. 534 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,400 YOU'RE STILL PAYING ON IT. 535 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,700 C.J., NO. 536 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,800 BABY, WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED 537 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,433 THAT ABOUT YOU, AND, BABY, WE 538 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:12,367 JUST SAID THAT YOU GUYS COULD 539 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,833 JUST MOVE IN HERE AND JUST PAY 540 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:14,833 RENT. 541 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:15,967 OH, OH, I GOT FIRST DIBS ON 542 00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:16,933 THE MASTER SUITE. 543 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:17,900 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S MINE. 544 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,067 THAT'S MINE AS SOON AS I GET THE 545 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,900 MOTHBALL SMELL OUT. 546 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,367 WELL, WHO'S GONNA TAKE OVER 547 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,967 AS FIRE CHIEF AT THE FIREHOUSE? 548 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,167 PLEASE. 549 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:30,400 YOU A VOLUNTEER. 550 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,467 IT'S ON YOU, NEPHEW. 551 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:32,300 YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVER -- WELL, 552 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,767 UNTIL THE CITY, YOU KNOW, HIRES 553 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:34,900 SOMEBODY ELSE TO PERMANENTLY 554 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,567 TAKE THE JOB. 555 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,500 YEAH, I GOT THAT. 556 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,233 WAIT, HE'S BAD LUCK. 557 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,067 HE'LL PROBABLY BURN DOWN THE 558 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,067 FIREHOUSE. 559 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,967 [ LAUGHS ] 560 00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:42,733 THAT'S FUNNY. 561 00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:43,700 Y'ALL SURE Y'ALL DON'T WANT 562 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,633 TO TAKE COUSIN CALVIN WITH Y'ALL 563 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:45,500 TO CALIFORNIA? 564 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,600 Both: YES. 565 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,067 AUNT ELLA, YOU DON'T WANT TO 566 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,133 GO TO CALIFORNIA. 567 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,500 THEY GOT MUD SLIDES AND 568 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,533 EARTHQUAKES AND FIRES. 569 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,600 WELL, BABY, THEY ALSO GOT 570 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,767 DENZEL AND BLAIR UNDERWOOD. 571 00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:02,867 I'M GOOD. 572 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,100 AND THEY GOT HALLE BERRY. 573 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,100 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 574 00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:14,767 HEY. 575 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,433 HEY. 576 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:20,167 LISA TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID. 577 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,067 SHE DID? 578 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:21,833 MM-HMM. 579 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,167 SHE CAME CLEAN. 580 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,767 SHE -- WOW. 581 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:25,867 I MEAN, I'M GLAD 'CAUSE THAT 582 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,333 WAS -- I REALLY, REALLY FELT 583 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,200 UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THE WHOLE 584 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,267 THING. 585 00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:31,067 YEAH, SO WAS SHE. 586 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:31,667 YOU KNOW WHAT? 587 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:32,500 I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 588 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,933 AND WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST TAKE 589 00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:35,367 A MOMENT TO TALK, OKAY? 590 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,967 AND, LISA, APOLOGIZE TO HIM. 591 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,267 OKAY. 592 00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:50,600 SO, UH...APOLOGIZE. 593 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,067 WELL, I TOLD TANYA I WAS 594 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,567 SORRY ABOUT THE PASTA... 595 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:56,100 BUT I REALLY LIKED THE CHICKEN 596 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,267 FETTUCCINE. 597 00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,300 HUH? 598 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,900 GET OFF OF ME! 599 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,567 COME ON, C.J. 600 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:04,933 TANYA MIGHT HEAR US. 601 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,367 YEAH. 602 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,467 TANYA ALREADY HEARD YOU. 603 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,500 WHAT'S GOING ON? 604 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,533 I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE 605 00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:11,833 BECAUSE YOUR MAN WAS TRYING TO 606 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,800 COME ON TO ME. 607 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,467 WHAT? 608 00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:14,300 NO, I WASN'T TRYING TO COME ON 609 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,733 TO HER. 610 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:16,933 LISA, I SAW YOU TRYING TO 611 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:17,967 KISS HIM. 612 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:18,833 GIRL, WE WERE JUST -- WE WERE 613 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:19,967 JUST PLAYING. 614 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:20,633 [ CHUCKLES ] 615 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:21,633 PLAYING? 616 00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,867 C.J. IS MY MAN, OKAY? 617 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:23,700 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOUR OWN 618 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,800 MAN? 619 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,600 OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE. 620 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,133 I DIDN'T GET UPSET WHEN YOU 621 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,067 KISSED MY MAN. 622 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,267 WHAT MAN? 623 00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,100 BILLY. 624 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,967 BILLY FROM THE FOURTH GRADE? 625 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,700 SHE CRAZY. 626 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,133 LISA, WE WERE KIDS! 627 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:37,833 SO? 628 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,467 HE WAS STILL MY MAN. 629 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:40,667 LOOK, TANYA, EVER SINCE 630 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:41,633 ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, YOU HAVE 631 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:43,367 ALWAYS HAD THE CUTE GUYS. 632 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,700 BUT, LISA, WHAT DOES THAT 633 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,133 HAVE TO DO WITH NOW? 634 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,533 I MEAN...C.J. WAS RIGHT ABOUT 635 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,300 YOU ALL ALONG. 636 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,067 I TOLD YOU. 637 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,633 SHE CRAZY. 638 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:53,433 COME ON, TANYA, LOOK, ALL 639 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,233 RIGHT? 640 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,533 I'M YOUR GIRL. 641 00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:57,600 CAN'T YOU FORGIVE ME? 642 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,067 YEAH. 643 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,833 I CAN FORGIVE YOU. 644 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,600 BUT I CAN ALSO FORGET YOU. 645 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,367 OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 646 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:06,933 COME ON. 647 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:07,767 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM COME 648 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,767 BETWEEN US. 649 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,600 OH, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO 650 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,733 WITH HIM. 651 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,500 IT IS ALL ABOUT YOU. 652 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,467 HOLLA. 653 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:21,333 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 654 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,633 BABY, PSH. 655 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,067 THAT WAS -- [ SMOOCHES ] 656 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:25,700 THAT WAS CLASS. 657 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,367 I'M SORRY. 658 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,167 IT WAS CLASS. 659 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,200 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 660 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,367 BAM. 661 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,433 BAM. 662 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,700 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 663 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,700 OH, I'M HAVING A YARD SALE. 664 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,567 I'M GETTING RID OF ALL THIS 665 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,600 JUNK, AND THEN I'M GONNA TURN 666 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,667 THIS INTO A BACHELOR PAD. 667 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:49,367 [ CHUCKLES ] 668 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,667 JUNK? 669 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,567 BUT JANINE AND THE KIDS WILL 670 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:52,467 STILL BE HERE, SO THIS WILL NOT 671 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,700 BE A BACHELOR'S PAD. 672 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:55,367 YES, IT WILL. 673 00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:56,133 THEY'LL BE STAYING IN THE 674 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:59,067 GARAGE. 675 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,167 BUT YOU -- YOU GOT $3.00 ON 676 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:00,867 MY LAMP. 677 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:01,533 THIS IS A GOOD LAMP. 678 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:02,800 THIS IS MY FAVORITE LAMP. 679 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,633 OH, NO, I'M NOT SELLING IT 680 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,367 FOR $3.00. 681 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,533 I'M GIVING SOMEONE $3.00 TO TAKE 682 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,867 IT. 683 00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:09,600 WHAT? 684 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,967 HEY, WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING 685 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:11,733 ON? 686 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,500 OH. 687 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,900 I'M HAVING A YARD SALE. 688 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,600 BAM. 689 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,833 OKAY, CALVIN, CALM DOWN, 690 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:19,600 BABY. 691 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,567 THERE IS NO NEED FOR A YARD 692 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,667 SALE. 693 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,933 WE WILL NOT BE LEAVING. 694 00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:25,933 WHY NOT? 695 00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:26,733 WE LOOKED AT SOME OF THE 696 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,133 PRICES IN L.A. FOR THEM HOUSES. 697 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,633 MAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 698 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,133 WE'D DO BETTER JUST COMMUTING 699 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,867 FROM HERE. 700 00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,933 THE TRUTH IS... 701 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,733 HE DID NOT GET THE JOB. 702 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,067 [ Imitating Curtis ] OKAY?! 703 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,767 YOU HEARD ME? 704 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,233 [ CHUCKLES ] 705 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,133 [ Normal voice ] LISTEN, THEY 706 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,433 GAVE IT TO CLETUS PAYNE. 707 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,567 YOU REMEMBER HIM, RIGHT? 708 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,933 NO, I DON'T REMEMBER HIM. 709 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:49,800 WHO IS HE, ELLA? 710 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,100 OH, CURTIS! 711 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,667 TA-DA! 712 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,900 HEY, BABY, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 713 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,900 WELL, WE COULDN'T GO TO L.A., 714 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,100 SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST BRING A 715 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,167 LITTLE L.A. TO YOU. 716 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,067 OKAY. 717 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,200 THANK YOU. 718 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:04,900 MM-HMM. 719 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,667 [ CHUCKLES ] 720 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,967 Both: MMM. 721 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,167 MWAH. 722 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,167 MWAH. 723 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,133 BABY, ARE WE IN L.A. OR IN 724 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,633 HAWAII? 725 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,433 CAN YOU JUST PLAY ALONG, 726 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:15,200 PLEASE? 727 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,133 OKAY, I'LL PLAY ALONG. 728 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:16,867 THESE? 729 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:17,633 WE AIN'T GONNA SIT ON THIS 730 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:18,767 EITHER. 731 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:19,667 I'M GONNA SIT ON IT. 732 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,133 DON'T SIT ON THAT. 733 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,067 WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO SIT 734 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:22,633 DOWN ON IT? 735 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,467 CURTIS, JUST DON'T SIT DOWN 736 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,133 ON THAT. 737 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,067 I DON'T KNOW HOW STURDY THAT IS, 738 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,167 BABY. 739 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,067 CURTIS! 740 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,167 DON'T YOU SIT -- 741 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,067 AAH! 742 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,067 OKAY. 743 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:30,700 THIS IS NICE. 744 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,067 WELL, CURTIS... 745 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,600 WHAT? 746 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,467 IF YOU ARE NICE TO ME, I'LL, 747 00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:39,300 UM, MAKE YOUR EARTH QUAKE FOR 748 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,133 YOU LATER ON. 749 00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:43,633 BA-DO, BA-DO, BA-BA-DO. 750 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:44,333 OH. 751 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,400 [ LAUGHS ] 752 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,167 OH, IT'S WORKING! 753 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,300 IT'S WORKING. 754 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,267 AH, SEE THAT? 755 00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:51,567 CURTIS, I'M THROUGH. 756 00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:52,667 OOH. OOH. 757 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,267 CURTIS! 758 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:54,967 DON'T DO THAT. 759 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,633 OOH. 760 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:56,400 CURTIS, I SAID -- 761 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,400 CURTIS, DON'T DO IT. 762 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,267 YOU TURN IT OVER, I'M GONNA TURN 763 00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:00,100 YOU OVER. 764 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:00,967 IT'S A -- AHH! 765 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,933 DON'T DO IT! 766 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,900 IT'S A MUD SLIDE. 767 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:07,400 IT'S A MUD SLIDE! 768 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,500 CURTIS, NOW, DON'T YOU DARE. 769 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,367 DON'T YOU DARE. 45315

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