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YEAH, I'M NOT AFRAID TO ASK
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OLDER GIRLS FOR
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THEY PHONE NUMBERS,
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UNLIKE SOMEBODY ELSE I KNOW.
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I JUST WALK UP TO 'EM, YOU KNOW,
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I JUST BE LIKE, "YO, BABY.
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YO, YO, YO, BABY."
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"BABY, YOU GONNA GIVE ME YOUR
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DIGITS, OR WHAT?" YOU KNOW?
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THAT'S JUST HOW I DO.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, THEY WALK AWAY.
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LOOK, BUT, SEE, THEY WALK AWAY
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SMILING. YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, LET ME GO ASK HIM.
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HEY, DAD, CAN KEVIN SPEND
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THE NIGHT?
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YEAH.
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NO.
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I BELIEVE HE WAS TALKING
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TO ME.
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HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TALKING
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TO YOU, YOU A VISITOR.
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I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON THE
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MORTGAGE, ON THE LIGHT BILL, ON
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THE GAS.
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I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ANYWHERE
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ON THESE BILLS.
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NOW, YOU A LONG-TERM VISITOR,
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BUT A VISITOR, NONETHELESS.
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CURTIS, STOP IT.
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BABY, I'M SERIOUS.
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I KEEP TELLING HIM THE HOUSE IS
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OVER CAPACITY.
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NOW THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A
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FRIEND COME OVER HERE, YOU STOLE
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MY MOTORCYCLE.
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AND I SAID NO.
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MALIK, IT'S FINE.
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KEVIN CAN SPEND THE NIGHT.
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THANK YOU, AUNTIE ELLA.
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DOES MY WORD MEAN ANYTHING,
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ELLA?
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NO, NOT WHEN IT DOES NOT
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AGREE WITH ME.
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PUT THESE TOWELS OVER THERE.
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GOOD MORNING, FAM.
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DON'T YOU MEAN GOOD
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AFTERNOON?
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I WAS TIRED, POPS.
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I HAD A HOT DATE WITH MIRANDA
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LAST NIGHT THAT WENT INTO
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OVERTIME.
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IF YOUR OVERTIME DOESN'T
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INCLUDE A CHECK AND BENEFITS,
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
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WELL, IT DIDN'T COME WITH A
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CHECK, BUT IT DEFINITELY CAME
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WITH BENEFITS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?
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NOW, I'M SERIOUS.
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YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, BROTHER,
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BECAUSE I'M NOT HERE TO
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SUPPORT A GROWN MAN, OKAY?
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SO YOU ARE GONNA HAVE
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TO GET A JOB.
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CALVIN, YOUR FATHER IS RIGHT.
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SINCE YOU DID NOT GRADUATE,
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PLAY TIME IS OVER.
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HOLD ON. IT'S BAD ENOUGH I
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HAVE TO MOVE BACK HOME.
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NOW I GOT TO GET A JOB, TOO?
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AND A REAL ONE.
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I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ONE OF
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THOSE QUICK GET RICH HUSTLES.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT'S TIME TO MAN UP, BROTHER.
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BE A MAN.
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YOU RIGHT. YOU RIGHT, C.J.
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I'M GONNA LOOK FOR A JOB TODAY,
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RIGHT AFTER I GET MY NAP.
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CURTIS.
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HMM?
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OKAY, BABY, WHAT YOU DOING?
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DON'T WORRY. I GOT THIS.
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CURTIS, WAIT NOW.
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HE'S TRYING TO GET SOME REST.
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YOU GONNA WAKE HIM UP.
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HE'S TRYING TO REST.
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THANK YOU, POP.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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AND AFTER I GIVE HIM THIS
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CONCUSSION, HE GONNA REST
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REAL GOOD.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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DON'T RUN.
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WHAT YOU RUNNING FOR?
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COME ON.
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POP.
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CURTIS!
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MAN, COME ON, KEVIN.
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YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS.
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I KEEP TELLING YOU, DON'T
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BRING THAT STAR STUFF IN HERE.
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I'LL SMACK IT ALL THE WAY TO
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KARETHA HOUSE.
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MAN, YOUR DEFENSE SO WEAK,
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THE ONLY "D" YOU GET IS ON YOUR
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REPORT CARD, MAN.
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SEE, KEEP TALKING OUT
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OF THAT MOUTH.
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SHOW ME SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
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SOMETHING.
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OH! LOOK AT THAT.
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I LET YOU DO THAT.
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YOU LET ME JUST BREAK
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YOUR ANKLES?
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YOU WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN
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IN SLOW...MOTION?
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THAT'S WHY I WON'T EVEN PLAY
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WITH YOU ANYMORE.
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MALIK?
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YEAH.
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THERE IS NO MAID AROUND HERE.
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YOU AND KEVIN LEFT TWO PLATES ON
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THE TABLE.
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GO MOVE THEM.
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YES, MA'AM.
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ACTUALLY, THERE'S
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THREE PLATES.
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UNCLE CURTIS, I GOTTA
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CLEAN YOUR PLATE, TOO?
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WATCH IT, WATCH IT, WATCH IT.
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UH-OH!
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AH!
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UH-OH!
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CALVIN!
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LOOK AT HIM!
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WHERE YOU GOING, BOY?
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GUESS WHO'S GOT NOT ONE, NOT
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TWO, BUT THREE JOB INTERVIEWS
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LINED UP FOR TODAY?
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WAIT, WAIT.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT REAL JOBS,
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RIGHT?
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I'M TALKING PLACES THAT
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VALIDATE.
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YEAH.
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THANK YOU!
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AW, PRAISE HIM, BABY!
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CURTIS.
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THANK YOU!
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I WENT AHEAD AND TOOK YOU
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AND MOM'S ADVICE, SENT A BUNCH
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OF RÉSUMÉS OUT ONLINE, AND BOOM!
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BOOM! BOOM!
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BOOM, BOOM, BABY.
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BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BABY.
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BOOM! BOOM!
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THAT'S WONDERFUL!
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I GOT A FEW JOB INTERVIEWS.
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OH, SHOW ME.
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SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME.
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CURTIS. DON'T PLAY.
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NOW, YOU GOING TOO FAR.
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SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME.
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HOW FAR DO YOU HAVE TO GO,
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BABY?
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WELL, ONE'S DOWNTOWN, AND THE
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OTHER TWO ARE IN BUCKHEAD.
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OH, WELL, THEN, YOU NEED TO
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GO BEFORE YOU'RE LATE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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DO YOU HAVE YOUR RÉSUMÉS?
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THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
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YOU GOT DIRECTIONS?
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YEAH.
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PENCILS, PENS, AND PAPER?
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BABY, BABY.
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HE GOING TO A JOB INTERVIEW, NOT
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ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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BABY, LISTEN, BEFORE YOU GET ON
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THE FREEWAY, POTTY.
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OH, YEAH. GOOD LOOKING OUT.
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BE BREEZY.
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CURTIS.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, BUT
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SOMEBODY HAS BEEN TRAMPLING ALL
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IN MY PLANTS.
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OH, BABY -- THEM KIDS.
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THEM KIDS.
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I'MMA GET 'EM.
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I'LL GET 'EM.
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GOOD.
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WHEW!
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DO NOT TELL ME THAT NONE OF
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YOUR INTERVIEWS WENT WELL.
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WELL, THE FIRST TWO WENT
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OKAY, BUT THE LAST ONE, THE ONE
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I REALLY WANTED, IT WAS TOUGH.
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BABY, WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, THE GUY INTERVIEWED ME
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FOR OVER AN HOUR, AND, MAN,
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AFTER ALL THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT HE
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SAID TO ME?
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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW
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WHAT HE SAID.
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HE LOOKED ME IN MY EYES AND
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SAID, "WHEN CAN YOU START?"
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THAT MEANS YOU GOT THE JOB.
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THAT MEANS YOU GOT THE JOB?
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YEP, POPS, I GOT THE JOB.
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HE GOT THE JOB.
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BABY, HE GOT THE --
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AH!
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HE GOT THE...
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CURTIS.
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ARE YOU CRYING?
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NO, I'M NOT CRYING.
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YOU ARE CRYING!
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OKAY, WELL, HELL YEAH, I'M
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CRYING, OKAY?
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SO, WHERE WILL YOU BE
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WORKING?
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEWEST
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EMPLOYEE FOR L.F. JOHNSON AND
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ASSOCIATES.
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[ CRYING ]
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L.F. JOHNSON AND ASSOCIATES.
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[ BABBLING ]
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IT'S AN INVESTMENT FIRM
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DOWNTOWN.
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IT'S AN INVESTMENT FIRM
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DOWNTOWN.
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CURTIS.
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[ BABBLING ]
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BABY, STOP PLAYING.
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BABY, THIS MAKES ME FEEL
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SO GOOD, IT'S A GOOD DAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
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THAT MEANS HE CAN SAVE MONEY.
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HE CAN SAVE MONEY.
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I CAN SAVE MONEY.
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NO MORE COLLEGE BILLS.
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NO MORE OF HIS CAR INSURANCE.
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NO MORE MANIS, NO MORE PEDIS.
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WHOO! NO MORE FACIALS.
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WAIT, NO MORE FACIALS?
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MM-HMM.
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WHEN DO YOU START?
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TOMORROW.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, WE HAVE GOT TO GIVE YOU
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THE DOs AND DON'Ts FOR
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THE FIRST DAY.
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OH, YEAH. GOOD IDEA.
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HAVE A SEAT.
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GOOD IDEA, BABY.
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OKAY, ON YOUR FIRST DAY, YOU
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NEED TO BE THE FIRST ONE THERE
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AND THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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THAT'S A GOOOD ONE, BABY.
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MATTER OF FACT, YOU NEED TO GO
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ON OVER THERE.
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GO PARK IN THE PARKING LOT AND
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JUST SLEEP OVERNIGHT.
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YOU SHOULD BE THERE.
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NO, NO, DON'T SMILE.
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SOME PEOPLE THINK SMILING IS A
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FORM OF WEAKNESS.
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OH, THAT'S TRUE.
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YOU GOT TO BE HARD.
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HARD.
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YOU GOTTA BE HARD.
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HERE. LIKE THIS.
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LOOK LIKE YOU IN PAIN.
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I'M HARD.
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HOLD YOUR HEAD UP.
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I'M HERE TO WORK
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AND I'M HARD.
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YOU GOTTA LOOK LIKE THAT ON
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YOUR FIRST DAY.
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ALL DAY.
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AND, LOOK, DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE
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CO-WORKERS, OKAY?
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'CAUSE THEY CAN GET YOU WITH
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
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OH, HOLD UP.
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IT'S OKAY IF THEY FLIRT WITH ME
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FIRST, RIGHT?
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NO, IT'S NEVER OKAY IF YOU
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WANT TO KEEP YOUR LITTLE JOB.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP.
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MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS JOB,
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THEN.
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CURTIS!
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YOU BE HARD. BE HARD.
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THANK YOU.
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BE HARD.
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I'M GONNA BE HARD.
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YOU BE HARD.
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PUT YOUR MOUTH OVER YOUR TEETH.
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HOW YOU GONNA WALK, BABE?
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WALK HARD.
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I'M WALKIN' IN...
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HEY, YOU.
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HOW YOU GONNA WALK, BABE?
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SHOW 'EM HOW TO WALK, BABE.
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I'M HERE.
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YOU HERE.
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YOU'RE WALKING TOO FAST.
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COME UP SLOW.
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THIS THE PLAN.
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THE GIRLS SAID WE NEED TO
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MEET THEM 30 MINUTES BEFORE THE
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MOVIE STARTS, OKAY?
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SO WE REALLY NEED TO LEAVE
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SOON.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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ARE YOU SURE YOUR DAD WILL LET
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US GO BY OURSELVES?
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BECAUSE WE CANNOT LET THE GIRLS
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SEE YOUR DAD DROPPING US OFF.
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YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN HE
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COMES IN, LET'S BE NICE TO HIM.
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COMPLIMENT HIM, HE LIKES THAT.
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I CAN DO THAT.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
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HEY, MR. PAYNE.
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HEY.
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YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
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IT'S A NICE COLOR FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW, IT REALLY BRINGS OUT
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YOUR EYES.
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KEVIN, IT'S A UNIFORM SHIRT.
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I KNOW. I JUST LIKE HOW
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IT MATCHES YOUR PANTS.
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LIKE I SAID, KEVIN,
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IT'S A UNIFORM.
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IT'S A NICE UNIFORM.
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OKAY, KEVIN, CALM DOWN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
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WHAT YOU GUYS WANT?
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OH, WE DON'T WANT NOTHING.
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WE JUST WANT TO GO FOR A WALK,
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GET SOME FRESH AIR, YOU KNOW?
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MIGHT EVEN JUST STOP BY
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THE MOVIES.
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SO Y'ALL WANT TO MEET SOME
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GIRLS, AND YOU DON'T WANT THE
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GIRLS TO SEE ME DROPPING YOU OFF
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AT THE MOVIES.
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COME ON, DAD.
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WHY WOULD WE DO THAT TO YOU,
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HUH?
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COME ON, MAN!
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WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER, MAN.
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I AIN'T EVEN GONNA PLAY YOU LIKE
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THAT, MAN.
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YEAH.
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MAN, WHY WOULD I EVEN DO --
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YEAH, YOU RIGHT.
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THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO.
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YEAH, OKAY.
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HERE YOU GO.
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HERE'S A COUPLE OF EXTRA
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DOLLARS.
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BRING ME BACK SOME CANDY.
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OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE, DAD.
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THIS IS $30.
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YOU CAN'T GO TO THE MOVIES
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WITH 30 BUCKS?
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NO.
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IN MY DAY, WE WENT TO THE
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MOVIES WITH 50 CENTS.
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OKAY, NO SOUND AND NO COLOR.
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THAT'S RIGHT, AND MAKE SURE
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YOU COME BACK RIGHT AFTER THE
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MOVIES, TOO.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BUT YOU KNOW, MR. PAYNE,
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I REALLY DO LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
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OKAY, KEVIN, YOU'RE STARTING
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TO SCARE ME.
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ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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HEY, TANYA, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
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CALL YOU.
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YEAH, JAZMINE AND JANINE WENT TO
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DO THE GIRL SCOUT THING, AND THE
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BOYS JUST LEFT TO GO
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TO THE MOVIES.
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I WAS THINKING WE COULD GET
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TOGETHER.
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00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:21,733
YOU COOL WITH THAT?
403
00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:23,100
I'M GONNA JUMP IN THE SHOWER.
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I'LL MEET YOU RIGHT THERE --
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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KEVIN!
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MALIK! MALIK!
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YOU MADE US MISS THE MOVIE.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.
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IT DIDN'T GET GOOD REVIEWS
411
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ANYWAY.
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THIS YOUR WAY OF GETTING GIRLS?
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IT'S NOT THE -- IT'S NOT THE
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WAY...
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GIRLS USUALLY DON'T LIKE GUYS
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THAT'S IN NIGHTGOWNS.
417
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:10,300
LOOK...
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
419
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OR NOT.
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PLEASE, DON'T DIE ON ME, OKAY?
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00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:23,400
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,867
WHO ELSE WILL I HANG OUT WITH?
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00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:29,700
WHO ELSE WILL I DUNK ON?
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00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,933
YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
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JUST PLEASE DON'T DIE ON ME,
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00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:38,933
OKAY?
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00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:41,100
JUST PLEASE DON'T DIE ON ME.
428
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,333
OKAY?
429
00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:51,733
HEY, HEY, CALVIN!
430
00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:52,733
BOY, YOU SHARP.
431
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,333
BOY, YOU LOOKIN' MIGHTY CLEAN.
432
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,767
MM-HMM.
433
00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,333
LOOKIN' SO FINE, YOU SHOULD
434
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,867
BE ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.
435
00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,100
WHAT'S UP, CALVIN?
436
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,367
YOU ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK?
437
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:04,300
NO. I'M ON PERMANENT BREAK.
438
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,633
I GOT FIRED.
439
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,200
WHAT?
440
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,300
I SAY WE MARCH, COME ON.
441
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,400
FLOYD, SHUT UP.
442
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,700
CALVIN, WHAT HAPPENED?
443
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,500
MAN!
444
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,533
THE GUY IN THE OFFICE KEPT
445
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,633
BOSSING ME AROUND, SO I GOT
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00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:21,200
HARD, AND I TOLD HIM OFF.
447
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,367
TELLING ME TO DO THIS
448
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,067
AND DO THAT.
449
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,200
STACK THE PAPERS HERE.
450
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,367
DON'T STACK THE PAPERS THERE.
451
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:26,100
FILE THE PAPERS.
452
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,133
"GO GET ME SOME COFFEE."
453
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,333
I AIN'T GETTIN' YOU NO COFFEE!
454
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,267
THAT'S RIGHT, SON.
455
00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:30,400
I MEAN, I CAN'T STAND WHEN
456
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,700
PEOPLE COME ALL UP IN YOUR SPOT
457
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,967
TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, HOW TO
458
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DO IT, WHERE TO DO IT, WHEN TO
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DO IT.
460
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PLEASE!
461
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,300
KIKI!
462
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,067
HUH?
463
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:37,967
CLEAN THEM CLIPPERS.
464
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,067
YES, SIR.
465
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:43,633
SO DID YOU TELL YOUR BOSS?
466
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HE WAS MY BOSS.
467
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,067
WHAT?
468
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:46,933
CALVIN.
469
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,200
STUPID.
470
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,733
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
471
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:52,933
I SAY WE MARCH.
472
00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:55,067
SHUT UP!
473
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I WANT TO MARCH.
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I'M GONNA HIDE OUT HERE.
475
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,400
IF I TELL MY DAD,
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HE'LL KICK ME OUT.
477
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
478
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,567
NOW, YOUNGSTER.
479
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,333
YOU GOTTA GO OUT
480
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,433
AND GET ANOTHER JOB.
481
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,900
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT
482
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,633
I WANT TO DO.
483
00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:06,933
YO, YOU SHOULD GO TO
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00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,067
THE POST OFFICE.
485
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,833
MY COUSIN JUST GOT PUT ON THERE.
486
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,067
HE IS GETTING PAID!
487
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,700
I MEAN, HE KEEP GETTING MAULED
488
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,367
BY DOGS, TOO, BUT THAT'S WHAT
489
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:17,167
BENEFITS IS FOR, OKAY?
490
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,633
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE
491
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,633
A MALE ESCORT.
492
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,567
I DID IT FOR A COUPLE YEARS,
493
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,767
AND I WAS PIMPING THESE OLD
494
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:25,233
BROADS OUT THEY SOCIAL
495
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:28,067
SECURITY CHECKS.
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HEY.
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[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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MAYBE I COULD GET A JOB HERE
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00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:32,900
CUTTING HAIR.
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00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,767
CAN YOU CUT HAIR?
501
00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,300
TO MAKE MONEY LIKE THAT, I'LL
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CUT ANYTHING YOU WANT.
503
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,900
I'LL CUT HAIR, GRASS.
504
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,533
I'LL EVEN CUT THE LIGHTS ON
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AND OFF.
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00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:42,467
BOY, YOU GOT TO STUDY FOR
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00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:45,067
YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS BEFORE
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00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,400
YOU CAN BE AS PROFESSIONAL AS
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00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,067
MYSELF AND EARN MONEY
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00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:48,667
JUST LIKE THAT.
511
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,400
I MEAN, LOOK WHAT YOU COULD HAVE
512
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,067
IF YOU OWNED A PLACE LIKE THIS
513
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:52,767
RIGHT HERE?
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00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:56,067
BOY, I AM PAID FOR REAL, THOUGH.
515
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,200
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
516
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,933
ONCE YOU CUT THAT ONE CUSTOMER
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00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,667
RIGHT, HE'LL KEEP COMING BACK
518
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:01,733
AGAIN AND AGAIN.
519
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,433
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOUR
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00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,267
BUSINESS IS GROWING, 'CAUSE IT'S
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00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,067
A GROWTH INDUSTRY. GET IT?
522
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,167
HA! GROWTH INDUSTRY.
523
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,600
HAIR GROW-- NEVER MIND.
524
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,467
I'M DOWN.
525
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,533
WHEN DO I START?
526
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:14,500
OH, YOU CAN START RIGHT NOW.
527
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,067
[ LAUGHTER ]
528
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,833
MALIK, BABY, YOU'VE BEEN OUT
529
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,600
HERE FOR HOURS.
530
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,133
ARE YOU OKAY?
531
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,733
I'M FINE.
532
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:30,667
I REALLY MISS KEVIN, THOUGH.
533
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,100
WELL, BABY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
534
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:32,767
HIM.
535
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,200
HE -- HE WILL PULL THROUGH.
536
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,500
AUNTIE ELLA, WHAT IF HE
537
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,433
DOESN'T?
538
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,833
DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.
539
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,800
DON'T SAY THAT.
540
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,533
KEVIN IS A STRONG YOUNG MAN, AND
541
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YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG FOR HIM.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
543
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I MEAN, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND,
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THOUGH.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
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WITHOUT HIM.
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LET'S JUST KEEP PRAYING
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FOR HIM.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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GREAT NEWS.
551
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I JUST TALKED TO KEVIN'S
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PARENTS, AND HIS SURGERY
553
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WENT WELL.
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HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
555
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:00,967
AH!
556
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,067
THAT'S GREAT!
557
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,167
CAN WE GO SEE HIM?
558
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,433
WELL, LET'S LET HIM REST FOR
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A LITTLE WHILE, AND WE'LL GO SEE
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HIM LATER, ALL RIGHT?
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THANKS, DAD.
562
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:08,667
ALL RIGHT, BOY.
563
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,900
SEE?
564
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:15,467
THAT BOY'S GOING PLACES!
565
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:16,667
GOING RIGHT OUT TO TAKE
566
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THE TRASH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHOA! HEY, MR. PAYNE!
569
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HEY, MR. PAYNE.
570
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HEY, CURTIS PAYNE IS IN
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THE HOUSE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
573
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:28,967
WHOO!
574
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:30,733
WHAT YOU DOING HERE,
575
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,467
CURTIS PAYNE?!
576
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:34,500
WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FLOYD?!
577
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,800
I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU,
578
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,667
MY BROTHER CURTIS PAYNE!
579
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,600
CAME TO GET A HAIRCUT.
580
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,733
OH, NO, NO.
581
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,633
WE ALL BACKED UP RIGHT NOW.
582
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:46,167
COME BACK NEXT WEEK.
583
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,667
I DON'T SEE ANYBODY HERE,
584
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,067
DELANTE.
585
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:49,900
BUT SOMETIMES YOU CAN FEEL
586
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,233
THE CUSTOMERS COMING, AND THEY
587
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,067
ON THEIR WAY.
588
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,633
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
589
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,933
EXCUSE ME.
590
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:56,700
OKAY, NOW I DONE TOOK OUT
591
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,300
THE TRASH.
592
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,633
I DONE CLEANED THE BATHROOM.
593
00:15:58,633 --> 00:15:59,700
WHAT'S NEXT?
594
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,767
[ GASPS ]
595
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,067
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
596
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,600
UH...GETTING A HAIRCUT.
597
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,733
YEAH, KIKI.
598
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,467
TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP
599
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,233
AND TAPER IT IN THE BACK.
600
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,633
KEEP THE WAVES.
601
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:13,567
YEAH, DON'T --
602
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,267
CALVIN, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
603
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,200
TO BE AT WORK?
604
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:16,933
WHERE'S YOUR SUIT?
605
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:20,433
UH, IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY.
606
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,533
TODAY IS TUESDAY.
607
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,967
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. PAYNE?
608
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:28,400
IT'S WEDNESDAY IN CHINA.
609
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,467
CURTIS...
610
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:34,500
DON'T MESS WITH THAT.
611
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,600
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
612
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,800
OKAY, LOOK, POPS...
613
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,100
I GOT LAID OFF.
614
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,333
LAID OFF!
615
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,433
YOU GOT FIRED.
616
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:44,533
KIKI!
617
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:47,400
OOH!
618
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,167
WHY YOU DIDN'T JUST
619
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,367
TELL ME THAT?
620
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,267
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD
621
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,233
KILL ME.
622
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,367
CALVIN, I WOULDN'T HAVE
623
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,067
KILLED YOU.
624
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,067
[ LAUGHTER ]
625
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,200
YEAH, HE WOULD!
626
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,700
OKAY, OKAY.
627
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,833
BUT YOU STILL SHOULD
628
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,567
HAVE TOLD ME.
629
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,100
HEY, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
630
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:06,700
YOU DON'T HAVE A BRIGHT SIDE.
631
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,367
I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO NOW.
632
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,300
WHAT'S THAT?
633
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,567
I'M GONNA BE A BARBER.
634
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:13,767
WHAT THE HELL? A BARBER?
635
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,767
AFTER I DONE SPENT ALL THAT
636
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,733
MONEY ON COLLEGE, YOU TELLIN' ME
637
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:19,067
I WASTED MY MONEY ON COLLEGE,
638
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,700
AND YOU WANT TO BE A BARBER?
639
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,967
FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU
640
00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:22,800
COULD HAVE DONE OUT OF
641
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,967
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
642
00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:25,733
OH, COME ON!
643
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:26,667
WAIT A MINUTE.
644
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,900
SHOULD WE BE OFFENDED?
645
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,967
SEE?
646
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,367
WELL, POP, I REALLY WANT TO
647
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,600
CUT HAIR.
648
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,867
AND I REALLY WANT TO WHUP
649
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,433
YOUR ASS.
650
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:38,667
BUT YOU WERE SHOUTING
651
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,667
EARLIER, REMEMBER?
652
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,467
"OOH!"
653
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:43,133
REMEMBER?
654
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,600
I WAS WARMING UP.
655
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,133
FOR WHAT?
656
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:51,900
COME ON, I WANT TO TALK
657
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:52,467
TO YOU.
658
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:53,700
OKAY, LET'S TALK.
659
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,700
COME ON.
660
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,633
NO, NO, NO.
661
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:56,400
I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE.
662
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,633
WE CAN TALK RIGHT HERE.
663
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:58,333
I DON'T WANT TO
664
00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,367
STAY RIGHT HERE.
665
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:00,333
COME ON, CURTIS.
666
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,467
COME ON, CURTIS.
667
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,833
CURTIS.
668
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,267
COME ON, COME ON.
669
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,833
CALM DOWN, MR. PAYNE.
670
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,700
RUN, CALVIN, RUN!
671
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,400
RUN!
672
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,667
AAH!
673
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,067
OH!
674
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,567
YES, 911?
675
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,167
THERE'S A BIG VIOLENT BLACK MAN
676
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,667
CHASING AFTER THIS LITTLE OLD
677
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:18,700
BITTY WHITE WOMAN.
678
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,967
SHE'S A LITTLE DAMSEL.
679
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,333
SAY YOU RIGHT OUT FRONT?
680
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,267
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW?
681
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:25,300
WOW! WHERE WERE Y'ALL WHEN MY
682
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,067
STORE GOT BROKE IN?
683
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,167
AND YOU SAID GIRLS DON'T LIKE
684
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,233
GUYS IN NIGHTGOWNS.
685
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,467
MAN, YOU HEARD THAT?
686
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,167
YEAH.
687
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,967
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
688
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,133
LIKE A BROTHER TO ME, TOO, MAN.
689
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:47,767
THANKS, MAN.
690
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:48,433
THANKS.
691
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:51,767
SO, YEAH, LADIES, DID KEVIN
692
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,533
TELL YOU THAT I WAS IN THIS
693
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,433
ACCIDENT, AS WELL?
694
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:59,067
AH, I REMEMBER IT SO VIVIDLY...
695
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:02,233
'CAUSE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
696
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:05,067
IT WAS RAINING THAT NIGHT.
697
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,533
I WAS GLISTENING AS I WALKED
698
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:07,367
OUTSIDE.
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