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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,517 --> 00:00:03,344 PREVIOUSLY ON 2 00:00:03,344 --> 00:00:04,241 "HOUSE OF PAYNE." 3 00:00:04,241 --> 00:00:05,620 MISS ELLA, I WANTED YOU TO 4 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,068 KNOW I SCHEDULED AN APPOINTMENT 5 00:00:07,068 --> 00:00:08,413 TO GET A MAMMOGRAM TOMORROW. 6 00:00:08,413 --> 00:00:09,965 JANINE, YOU HAVE PLENTY OF 7 00:00:09,965 --> 00:00:10,620 TIME. 8 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET AN EXAM 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,068 UNTIL YOU ARE AT LEAST 40. 10 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:15,551 NO, ACTUALLY, I HAD AN AUNT 11 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:17,068 WHO DIED FROM BREAST CANCER WHEN 12 00:00:17,068 --> 00:00:17,896 I WAS YOUNGER. 13 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:19,413 AND SINCE IT'S HEREDITARY, THEY 14 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:20,965 RECOMMEND GETTING TESTED SOONER. 15 00:00:20,965 --> 00:00:22,344 HEY! 16 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:23,965 HOW WAS YOUR MAMMOGRAM? 17 00:00:23,965 --> 00:00:25,103 A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 18 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:26,724 I KNOW, BUT IT ONLY TOOK A 19 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:28,000 MATTER OF MINUTES, THOUGH, 20 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,827 RIGHT? 21 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:30,103 THE MAMMOGRAM WASN'T THE 22 00:00:30,103 --> 00:00:30,793 PROBLEM. 23 00:00:30,793 --> 00:00:32,241 OKAY, THEN, WHAT'S WRONG? 24 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,103 OKAY, THEN, WHAT'S WRONG? I'M PREGNANT. 25 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:41,344 I'M PREGNANT. 26 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:44,862 OKAY, NOW, SO... 27 00:00:44,862 --> 00:00:46,758 TELL ME AGAIN. 28 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,206 I'M PREGNANT. 29 00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:49,827 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 30 00:00:49,827 --> 00:00:51,724 I NEED TO STAND UP. 31 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:56,620 YOUSIT DOWN. 32 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,896 SO, JANINE, YOU'RE HAVING SEX 33 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:00,000 WITH BRIAN? 34 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,379 YES. 35 00:01:01,379 --> 00:01:03,413 I DON'T GET IT WITH YOU YOUNG 36 00:01:03,413 --> 00:01:04,586 PEOPLE. 37 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,689 WHAT'S WRONG WITH WAITING? 38 00:01:06,689 --> 00:01:09,068 CURTIS AND I WAITED, AND AS A 39 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:11,551 RESULT, OUR LOVE IS STRONG, AND 40 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:13,241 WE COMMUNICATE VERY WELL. 41 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,068 OKAY, BUT HAVE YOU 42 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:15,034 COMMUNICATED ANY OF THIS TO 43 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,172 CALVIN? 44 00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:16,896 HM. 45 00:01:16,896 --> 00:01:21,206 CALVIN DOESN'T LISTEN EITHER. 46 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,379 JANINE... 47 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:25,068 OKAY, ARE YOU GONNA TELL C.J. 48 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:26,275 AND THE KIDS WHEN THEY GET BACK 49 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:27,724 TOMORROW? 50 00:01:27,724 --> 00:01:29,310 YES. 51 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,379 NO. MAYBE. 52 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:31,689 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. 53 00:01:31,689 --> 00:01:32,379 OKAY, I DON'T KNOW. 54 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:33,517 JUST-- JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING 55 00:01:33,517 --> 00:01:34,965 TO ANYONE BECAUSE I JUST NEED 56 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:36,413 TIME TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 57 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:37,758 HEY. HEY, BABY, LOOK AT THIS. 58 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:39,000 LOOK, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU 59 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,172 FOUND THESE OLD PICTURES. 60 00:01:40,172 --> 00:01:41,103 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU FOUND 61 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:41,793 THESE. 62 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:42,620 NOT NOW, BABY. 63 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,551 THESE OLD PICTURES. 64 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,413 NOT NOW, BABY. 65 00:01:44,413 --> 00:01:45,275 LOOK, LOOK. NO, BABY, LOOK. 66 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:46,275 THIS IS ME AND ELLA ON OUR FIRST 67 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:47,172 DATE. 68 00:01:47,172 --> 00:01:48,448 THAT'S ON OUR FIRST DATE, BABY. 69 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:49,482 THIS IS YOUR FIRST DATE? 70 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:50,724 YEAH. 71 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:51,827 THIS LOOKS A LOT LIKE A HOTEL 72 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:52,827 ROOM. 73 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:53,965 IT WAS. 74 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:56,034 AND I TA DA DA DA! 75 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,448 HA! HA! 76 00:01:57,448 --> 00:01:59,275 I TA DA DA DA! 77 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:00,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 78 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,620 SHE TAUGHT ME ALL KINDS OF STUFF 79 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,655 THAT DAY. 80 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,241 SHE WAS SO EASY. 81 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:06,379 SO, YOU WAITED IN A HOTEL 82 00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:09,517 ROOM...FOR UNCLE CURTIS. 83 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:11,206 PLEASE. 84 00:02:11,206 --> 00:02:12,827 CALVIN GOT BACK YET? 85 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:14,000 NO, CURTIS. 86 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,137 OKAY, CURTIS, ME AND JANINE ARE 87 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:17,034 TALKING, SO COULD YOU JUST WAIT 88 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:18,103 FOR CALVIN IN THE OTHER ROOM, 89 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:19,137 PLEASE? 90 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:20,172 IN WHAT OTHER ROOM? 91 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:21,000 WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? 92 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 THIS IS MY HOUSE. 93 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I AIN'T GOING IN NO OTHER ROOM. 94 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:23,793 I'M-A SIT RIGHT HERE. 95 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:24,827 BABE, PLEASE! 96 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:25,655 WE'RE TRYING TO TALK. 97 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:26,862 MISS ELLA, IT'S OKAY. 98 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:28,068 BABY, GO AHEAD AND TALK, 99 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:28,931 THEN. 100 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:29,793 AIN'T NOBODY STOPPING YOU FROM 101 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:30,448 TALKING. 102 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:31,275 WE DON'T HAVE SECRETS IN THIS 103 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:32,034 HOUSE. GO AHEAD AND TALK. 104 00:02:32,034 --> 00:02:33,482 CURTIS PAYNE! 105 00:02:33,482 --> 00:02:34,793 WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE THE 106 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:37,000 KITCHEN RIGHT NOW?! 107 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,137 EVERYBODY WHO PAY THE 108 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:39,965 MORTGAGE IN THIS HOUSE, RAISE 109 00:02:39,965 --> 00:02:41,931 YOUR HAND. 110 00:02:41,931 --> 00:02:43,206 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 111 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,068 OKAY, EVERYBODY WHO WILL BE 112 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,172 SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT 113 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:48,862 KEEP YOUR HAND UP. 114 00:02:48,862 --> 00:02:50,172 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 115 00:02:50,172 --> 00:02:51,379 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT? 116 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,241 YOU KNOW WHAT? 117 00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:52,931 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 118 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:53,793 WE CAN TALK LATER. 119 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:54,689 WE CAN TALK -- WE CAN TALK 120 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:55,586 LATER. 121 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:56,379 YEAH, YOU CAN TALK LATER. 122 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:57,241 TALK AT YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU GET 123 00:02:57,241 --> 00:02:58,000 ONE. 124 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,931 WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO 125 00:02:58,931 --> 00:02:59,793 COME BACK TO THE HOUSE? 126 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:00,827 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS COME BACK 127 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:01,517 TO MY HOUSE. 128 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:02,655 HELLO. 129 00:03:02,655 --> 00:03:04,689 HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! 130 00:03:04,689 --> 00:03:06,482 All: WHAT?! 131 00:03:06,482 --> 00:03:08,517 I'M GRADUATING THIS SATURDAY. 132 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:11,206 GRADUATING. 133 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:12,344 CURTIS -- 134 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:13,310 IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERY 135 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,068 TIME THAT I HEARD THAT -- 136 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,068 I WANT TO ADDRESS THIS RIGHT 137 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,206 HERE FIRST. 138 00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:18,137 EXCUSE ME! 139 00:03:18,137 --> 00:03:18,931 EXCUSE ME! 140 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:20,793 All: WHAT?! 141 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:21,620 I'M SERIOUS. 142 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:22,517 I'M GRADUATING. 143 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:24,172 AND I'M A LITTLE, ITSY-BITTY, 144 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:26,103 SKINNY WHITE WOMAN NAMED GAIL. 145 00:03:26,103 --> 00:03:27,275 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. 146 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,172 NEVER MIND. 147 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:32,620 DO YOU THINK HE WAS SERIOUS? 148 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,000 All: NO. 149 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,689 HEY, CALVIN. 150 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:36,517 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HOOK YOUR 151 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,448 NAILS UP SO THEY CAN LOOK AS 152 00:03:37,448 --> 00:03:38,586 SMOOTH AS YOU. 153 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:39,655 DANA, DON'T TRY TO RUN THAT 154 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:40,655 GAME ON ME. 155 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:41,896 I JUST CAME TO GET MY HAIR CUT 156 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:43,620 FOR MY GRADUATION. 157 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,172 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 158 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:47,275 CALVIN PAYNE IS GRADUATING. 159 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:49,758 HA HA! 160 00:03:49,758 --> 00:03:52,068 HIT ME AGAIN. 161 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:53,275 YO, I'M SERIOUS. 162 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,482 I'M REALLY GRADUATING. 163 00:03:54,482 --> 00:03:55,724 CALVIN, I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO 164 00:03:55,724 --> 00:03:57,793 GO TO CLASS TO GRADUATE. 165 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,655 [ CHUCKLES ] 166 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,931 NO, FOR REAL. 167 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:02,172 I GOT MY DEGREE IN ECONOMICS. 168 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:03,862 IF YOU GOT YOUR DEGREE IN 169 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:05,275 ECONOMICS, I'M A SKINNY WHITE 170 00:04:05,275 --> 00:04:07,793 WOMAN NAMED GAIL. 171 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:10,000 ALL RIGHT, CALVIN, IF IT'S 172 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,586 TRUE, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 173 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:12,896 YOU KNOW YOUR GIRL KIKI GOT A 174 00:04:12,896 --> 00:04:14,344 DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY. 175 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:15,689 OH, REALLY? 176 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,758 YEAH. 177 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:17,655 WELL, WHAT YOU DOING WORKING 178 00:04:17,655 --> 00:04:18,517 HERE, THEN? 179 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:19,517 [ SCOFFS ] 180 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:20,344 KIKI IS MAKING DOUGH. 181 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,275 IF YOU USE YOUR GEISHA DEGREE, 182 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:23,896 YOU MIGHT, TOO. 183 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:26,793 DELANTE, HOOK ME UP. 184 00:04:26,793 --> 00:04:28,137 SO, CALVIN, NOW THAT YOU 185 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,620 "GRADUATING," WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 186 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,379 GET A JOB. 187 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:32,344 WHAT, YOU GONNA GET YOUR 188 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:33,034 MASTERS? 189 00:04:33,034 --> 00:04:34,172 YOU SHOULD TRAVEL. 190 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:35,310 NO, I THINK I'M-A JUST SLEEP 191 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:37,517 NO, I THINK I'M-A JUST SLEEP IN. 192 00:04:37,517 --> 00:04:41,793 IN. 193 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:43,000 THERE'S MY BOY! 194 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,137 HA! THE SMART BOY! 195 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:45,965 COME HERE! 196 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:46,965 COME HERE, BOY! 197 00:04:46,965 --> 00:04:47,896 HEY, I'M JUST PUTTING MY 198 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,275 DEGREE TO GOOD USE. 199 00:04:49,275 --> 00:04:53,379 OKAY, CURTIS. 200 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:54,620 BABE. 201 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,034 WHAT DID YOUR BOY FINALLY END UP 202 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:57,275 MAJORING IN? 203 00:04:57,275 --> 00:04:58,344 OH, BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT HE 204 00:04:58,344 --> 00:05:00,724 MAJORED IN. 205 00:05:00,724 --> 00:05:02,241 COME ON -- TELL YOUR MAMA WHAT 206 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,310 YOU MAJORED IN. 207 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:05,551 [ CHUCKLES ] 208 00:05:05,551 --> 00:05:06,586 WELL, I'M GRADUATING WITH A 209 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:07,586 BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN 210 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:08,344 ECONOMICS. 211 00:05:08,344 --> 00:05:09,344 BACHELORS OF SCIENCE IN 212 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:10,413 ECONOMICS. 213 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:12,448 WELL, HOLD THE HELL UP. 214 00:05:12,448 --> 00:05:14,241 YOU MEAN AFTER 7 YEARS OF 215 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:15,862 CHANGING YOUR MAJOR, YOU END UP 216 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:17,172 GETTING A DEGREE IN THE ONE YOU 217 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:20,448 STARTED WITH? 218 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:22,103 YES. 219 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:24,000 ECONOMICS. 220 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,103 AW! 221 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:26,206 OKAY, WE HAVE TO HAVE A 222 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:27,241 GRADUATION PARTY. 223 00:05:27,241 --> 00:05:28,137 NOW -- NOW, HOLD UP. 224 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:29,655 SLOW UP. 225 00:05:29,655 --> 00:05:32,275 IT -- IT'S NOT THAT GREAT. 226 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,827 PARTIES COST MONEY. 227 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:34,827 WE AIN'T GOT NONE. 228 00:05:34,827 --> 00:05:35,862 CURTIS, IT WON'T COST THAT 229 00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:36,689 MUCH. 230 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:37,517 WE CAN HAVE IT HERE AT THE 231 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:38,206 HOUSE. 232 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:39,068 NO, NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO 233 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:39,931 HAVE IT IN A CLUB. 234 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:40,896 THAT WAY, I CAN PULL UP IN MY 235 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:42,241 HUMMER WITH THE JACUZZI. 236 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,137 [ CHUCKLES ] 237 00:05:43,137 --> 00:05:44,103 ME AND POOKIE AND PEANUT CAN DO 238 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,137 OUR THING WITH THE HONEYS. 239 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,000 WITH THE HONEYS. 240 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,758 WITH THE HONEYS. 241 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,103 OOH, AND MIRANDA. 242 00:05:48,103 --> 00:05:49,379 OOH, OOH. 243 00:05:49,379 --> 00:05:50,655 AND MIRANDA. 244 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:51,482 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 245 00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:52,379 I KEEP FORGETTING I GOT A 246 00:05:52,379 --> 00:05:53,172 GIRLFRIEND NOW. 247 00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:54,517 [ LAUGHS ] 248 00:05:54,517 --> 00:05:55,586 NOW THAT'S FUNNY! 249 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:57,689 I DO THE SAME THING. 250 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:59,000 WHEN I'M IN THE SUPERMARKET, AND 251 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I SEE THEM FINE LITTLE CHECKOUT 252 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,862 GIRLS, I BE FORGETTING I GOT A 253 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,068 WIFE. 254 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:05,206 HELLO. 255 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:06,586 AND THEN THERE SHE IS. 256 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:07,379 HA! HA! 257 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:09,620 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 258 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,482 ANYWAY, SIT DOWN. 259 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:12,482 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU 260 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:13,551 THIS. I GOT TO TELL YOU THIS. 261 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:14,758 WHAT'S THAT? 262 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:16,000 YOU KNOW, ME AND YOUR MAMA 263 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,620 WAS TALKING, AND WE REALLY 264 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:18,620 THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA END UP 265 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,206 BEING A ROOMMATE WITH MALIK IN 266 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:21,310 COLLEGE. 267 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:22,310 POPS, THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT 268 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:23,275 FUNNY. 269 00:06:23,275 --> 00:06:25,275 THAT IS NOT WHAT WE SAID. 270 00:06:25,275 --> 00:06:27,137 WE SAID HE WAS GONNA CHANGE HIS 271 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,275 TASSEL OVER WITH JAZMINE. 272 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:30,517 THAT WHAT YOU SAID! 273 00:06:30,517 --> 00:06:31,758 YOU PUT THAT ON ME! 274 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:32,620 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 275 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,965 [ LAUGHING ] 276 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:35,344 I SAID -- I SAID HE WAS GONNA 277 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:36,586 END UP GRADUATING WITH HIS OWN 278 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:37,827 KID. 279 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:39,379 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 280 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:41,275 HE'D GRADUATE WITH HIS OWN KID! 281 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,206 COOTCHIE COO! 282 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:43,000 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 283 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,206 I GOT A NEW ONE. 284 00:06:44,206 --> 00:06:45,827 HE'LL GRADUATE WITH JANINE'S 285 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:47,137 BABY. 286 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:51,137 [ LAUGHS ] 287 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:53,172 WE ALREADY SAID JANINE'S 288 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:54,620 BABIES. 289 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,379 RIGHT. 290 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:57,068 OH! 291 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,310 NO, SEE, I WAS TALKING ABOUT IF 292 00:06:58,310 --> 00:06:59,689 SHE WAS PREGNANT, IF SHE GOT 293 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:01,241 PREGNANT AGAIN. 294 00:07:01,241 --> 00:07:02,241 THAT'S ALL. 295 00:07:02,241 --> 00:07:03,482 WHERE DID HE GO? 296 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:04,241 WHERE DID CAL-- 297 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:05,827 CALVIN! 298 00:07:05,827 --> 00:07:08,241 HE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE. 299 00:07:08,241 --> 00:07:10,137 SO, DID YOU TELL BRIAN? 300 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,931 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 301 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,413 I MEAN, WHAT -- 302 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:15,000 "BRIAN, BRIAN, YOU'VE BEEN A 303 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,068 WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND, AND I 304 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,137 APPRECIATE YOU BEING SO 305 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,862 UNDERSTANDING ABOUT ME LIVING 306 00:07:19,862 --> 00:07:22,241 WITH MY EX-HUSBAND AND OUR KIDS 307 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,793 IN HIS UNCLE'S HOUSE. AND GUESS 308 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:24,689 WHAT? NOW I'M PREGNANT?" 309 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:25,965 ALL RIGHT. 310 00:07:25,965 --> 00:07:28,034 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 311 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:30,758 THIS IS A BIT MUCH. 312 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:33,344 WELL, JANINE, JUST... 313 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,689 WHEN THE TIME COMES, THE WORDS 314 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,103 WILL COME. 315 00:07:37,103 --> 00:07:38,827 OKAY? 316 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:41,103 OH, COME ON, SHOW ME, SHOW ME. 317 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:42,482 CAP AND GOWN, PLEASE. 318 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:43,413 YEAH, CALVIN, WHERE IS IT? 319 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:44,103 COME ON. 320 00:07:44,103 --> 00:07:45,103 WHERE'S POPS? 321 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:45,965 I DON'T KNOW. 322 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:46,655 HE HAD A RUN TO MAKE. 323 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:47,793 SHOW ME THE CAP AND GOWN. 324 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:48,896 HE'LL BE BACK. 325 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:49,896 WELL, MOM, I WAS THINKING. 326 00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:50,862 MAYBE DAD'S RIGHT. 327 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:51,862 MAYBE I DON'T NEED A PARTY. 328 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:52,827 I MEAN, IT'S JUST A BIG WASTE OF 329 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:53,724 TIME. 330 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:54,551 I'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR SEVEN 331 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:55,275 YEARS. 332 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,379 HA! OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 333 00:07:56,379 --> 00:07:59,034 MY BABY WILL HAVE A GRADUATION 334 00:07:59,034 --> 00:07:59,827 PAR-TAY. 335 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,413 YES, THIS WAS A LONG SEVEN 336 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:02,206 YEARS. WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE. 337 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:03,137 NO, REALLY, REALLY. 338 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:04,448 I MEAN, ME AND POOKIE AND PEANUT 339 00:08:04,448 --> 00:08:05,448 COULD JUST HAVE A DRINK AT THE 340 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:06,172 BAR. 341 00:08:06,172 --> 00:08:07,000 IT'S -- IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 342 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,965 THROWING A PARTY IS A WASTE OF 343 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:08,724 MONEY. 344 00:08:08,724 --> 00:08:09,551 I COULD THINK OF A MILLION 345 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:10,413 THINGS I COULD SPEND THAT MONEY 346 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:12,000 ON. 347 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,793 OKAY, CALVIN. 348 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,310 WHAT'S REALLYGOING ON? 349 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:18,241 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M 350 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:20,689 FOUR CREDITS SHORT OF MY MAJOR, 351 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:22,034 AND THE CLASS IS ONLY BEING 352 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,724 TAUGHT IN THE FALL. 353 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:25,068 WHOA. WHOA, CALVIN. 354 00:08:25,068 --> 00:08:27,206 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 355 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:29,344 I THINK HE SAID HE'S NOT 356 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,137 GRADUATING. 357 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:33,689 YEAH. WHAT SHE SAID. 358 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,551 YEAH. WHAT SHE SAID. CALVIN. 359 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:39,034 CALVIN. 360 00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:40,413 HEY, HEY. 361 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:41,379 WHAT'S UP, MR. P? 362 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:42,620 HEY, MR. PAYNE. 363 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:43,517 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HOOK THEM 364 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:44,931 NAILS UP FOR YOU REAL QUICK? 365 00:08:44,931 --> 00:08:46,655 LITTLE GIRL, GET OFF OF ME. 366 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:48,586 I'M HERE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 367 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:50,103 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 368 00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:50,931 WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 369 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:51,724 DIDN'T DELANTE JUST GET YOU 370 00:08:51,724 --> 00:08:52,482 YESTERDAY? 371 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,206 YEAH, DELANTE JACKED THE BACK 372 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:56,068 OF MY HEAD UP YESTERDAY. 373 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,586 SO YOU NEED TO DO IT OVER. 374 00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:58,793 I GOT YOU AS SOON AS I'M DONE 375 00:08:58,793 --> 00:08:59,586 WITH HER, ALL RIGHT? 376 00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:00,689 YEAH, GO TO KIKI. 377 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:01,620 HER CLIPPERS ARE MADE FOR 378 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:06,172 CUTTING WOOL. 379 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:07,724 SHUT UP. 380 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:09,000 [ LAUGHS ] 381 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:09,758 HEY, LOOK. 382 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,793 THAT AIN'T WHY I'M HERE. 383 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,448 I'M HERE BECAUSE AS YOU ALL 384 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:15,275 KNOW, MY SON CALVIN IS 385 00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:18,000 GRADUATING COLLEGE. 386 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,793 I KNOW, I WAS SPEECHLESS, TOO. 387 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,896 [ LAUGHS ] 388 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:23,724 SO I WANT TO GET HIM SOMETHING, 389 00:09:23,724 --> 00:09:24,551 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET 390 00:09:24,551 --> 00:09:25,482 HIM. 391 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,068 SO EVERYBODY, THE GUYS AT THE 392 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,758 FIREHOUSE, THEY WASN'T NO HELP. 393 00:09:28,758 --> 00:09:29,965 SO, I'M THINKING, HAS HE BEEN 394 00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:30,758 TALKING AROUND HERE? 395 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:31,586 ANYBODY KNOW ANYTHING THAT HE 396 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:32,931 BEEN TALKING ABOUT LATELY? 397 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:33,827 WAIT A MINUTE. 398 00:09:33,827 --> 00:09:35,275 YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM A GIFT? 399 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,931 ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU BELIEVED 400 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,000 HIM? 401 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,448 [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:41,862 WELL, WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 403 00:09:41,862 --> 00:09:42,862 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 404 00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:44,172 NO OFFENSE, MR. PAYNE, BUT 405 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,206 WE'LL BELIEVE CALVIN IS 406 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:46,724 GRADUATING AFTER WE SEE HIM 407 00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:48,172 GRADUATE. 408 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,310 MY SON IS GRADUATING, BRO. 409 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,448 NOW, LOOK. 410 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:53,896 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? 411 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,000 I'LL GET HIM A BRAND-NEW SUIT 412 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,241 FOR HIS FIRST JOB. 413 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:57,310 OH, HE DON'T NEED A SUIT FOR 414 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:58,172 THAT. 415 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,206 GET HIM A TRENCH COAT AND A 416 00:09:59,206 --> 00:09:59,965 SQUEEGEE. 417 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,172 [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,206 HEY, NO, NO, BUT FOR REAL. 419 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:05,482 MAYBE I'LL GET HIM A LAPTOP, 420 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:06,206 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 421 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,000 Y'ALL LIKE THAT, RIGHT? 422 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,172 OR A LAP DANCE. 423 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,034 I MEAN, I KNOW HE AIN'T 424 00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:10,206 GRADUATING, BUT I'LL COME TO THE 425 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:11,275 CELEBRATION. 426 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:12,965 HA! HA! 427 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,275 I DON'T THINK HE WANT TO GO 428 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:15,551 TO YOUR KIND OF CELEBRATION, 429 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:16,827 DELANTE. 430 00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:18,241 EXCUSE ME. 431 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,379 Y'ALL ARE NOT SERIOUS, AND I'M 432 00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:22,137 NOT DEALING WITH ANY OF IT. 433 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,206 I'M-A COME BACK IN AN HOUR, 434 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:23,965 KIKI. 435 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,103 YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF ME THEN. 436 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:25,827 GOTCHA. 437 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:27,275 NO HELP. 438 00:10:27,275 --> 00:10:30,103 OH, WAIT. 439 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:31,655 HEY, CURTIS, MAKE SURE YOU SEND 440 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:32,586 ME AN INVITATION TO THE 441 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:34,172 GRADUATION PARTY, ALL RIGHT? 442 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,655 [ CHUCKLES ] 443 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,379 WHEN HE GRADUATES IN 5 YEARS. 444 00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:39,655 [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:40,482 OKAY. 446 00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:41,655 HEY, LOOK HERE. 447 00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:42,758 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 448 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:43,482 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 449 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:44,241 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 450 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,379 DON'T GO NOWHERE, OKAY? 451 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,137 DON'T GO NOWHERE. 452 00:10:46,137 --> 00:10:48,103 DON'T GO NOWHERE. 453 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,137 LOVE YOU. 454 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,724 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 455 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:51,586 THAT'S OUR BOY. 456 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,241 BE RIGHT BACK. 457 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:54,137 HM. 458 00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,344 WELL, I TAKE IT YOU DID NOT TELL 459 00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:56,896 HIM ANYTHING. 460 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:57,827 [ Whining ] MOM, I THOUGHT 461 00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:59,241 YOU LOVED ME. 462 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,862 I DO [WHIMPERS] LOVE YOU. 463 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,103 THEN WHY YOU MAKING ME TELL 464 00:11:03,103 --> 00:11:04,103 HIM? YOU KNOW HE GONNA KILL ME. 465 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,137 HE IS NOT GONNA KILL YOU. 466 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,862 HE MAY BUST YOU IN YOUR MOUTH, 467 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,413 BUT HE NOT GONNA KILL YOU. 468 00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:11,000 OOH. 469 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,068 YOU MAY HAVE TO WALK ON CRUTCHES 470 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,379 FOR A YEAR... 471 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,517 [ CHUCKLES ] BUT HE NOT GONNA 472 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:17,586 KILL YOU...BABY. 473 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,000 HE GONNA KILL YOU! 474 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,586 OKAY, OKAY, I GOT IT. 475 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:27,310 [ HUMMING TAPS ] 476 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,448 OKAY, MOM, I GOT IT! 477 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:31,448 GOT WHAT, A JOB? 478 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:33,344 YOU GOT A JOB ALREADY? 479 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,586 COME HERE. 480 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,965 COME HERE. 481 00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:38,448 HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I 482 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,344 LOVE YOU? 483 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,379 POPS, I GOT TO TELL YOU 484 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,068 SOMETHING. 485 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,103 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 486 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:42,862 WAIT A MINUTE. 487 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,034 LET ME GET THIS OUT FIRST. 488 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,034 I KNOW I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GONNA 489 00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:47,000 GET YOU NOTHING, BUT I CHANGED 490 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,034 MY MIND. 491 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,000 I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 492 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,206 YOU GOT ME SOMETHING? 493 00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:51,827 AND IT'S AMAZING! 494 00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,448 HUH? YOU GOT ME SOMETHING? 495 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:55,206 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 496 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,793 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 497 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,241 CLOSE YOUR EYES. CLOSE BOTH OF THEM LIKE THIS. 498 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:03,000 CLOSE BOTH OF THEM LIKE THIS. 499 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,586 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 500 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:10,172 IT'S OKAY. 501 00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:11,965 IT'S OKAY. [ GRUNTS ] 502 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,931 [ GRUNTS ] 503 00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,344 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 504 00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:16,275 KEEP 'EM CLOSED. 505 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,103 KEEP 'EM CLOSED. 506 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,413 KEEP 'EM CLOSED. 507 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,448 OKAY. 508 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,655 OKAY. 509 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:21,413 READY? 510 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,068 MM-HMM. 511 00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:24,206 OPEN YOUR EYES. 512 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:25,448 AH, I CAN'T LOOK! 513 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:27,758 I CAN'T LOOK! 514 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,206 CANDY-APPLE RED! 515 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,689 LEATHER SEATS! 516 00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:34,862 295 HORSEPOWER! 517 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,310 DUAL EXHAUST! 518 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,965 CONVERTIBLE! 519 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,103 HELLO! 520 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:42,379 SITTING ON 22s! 521 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:45,965 [ HUMMING ] 522 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,689 [ LAUGHS ] 523 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:50,137 BOY! 524 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:53,896 IT'S USED...BUT IT'S YOURS. 525 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,344 IT'S YOURS. 526 00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,551 [ CHUCKLES ] 527 00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:59,000 SPEECHLESS, AIN'T YA? 528 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,517 I WAS SPEECHLESS, TOO. 529 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:02,034 I-I'M SPEECHLESS. 530 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:03,793 I CAN'T SAY NOTHING. 531 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,379 OH. 532 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,448 WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 533 00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:08,551 WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TELL ME? OH, NOTHING. 534 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:14,551 OH, NOTHING. 535 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:15,482 DROP YOUR SHOULDER. 536 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:16,413 DROP YOUR SHOULDER. 537 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,655 DROP YOUR SHOULDER. 538 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:21,103 HELLO! 539 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:22,448 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 540 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:26,172 HA! HA! 541 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,000 OH, I'M SURE EVERYBODY SEEN THE 542 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,448 CAR THAT I BOUGHT CALVIN. 543 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:30,793 I WAS SAD. 544 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:31,758 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY 545 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:33,000 THAT YOUR SON GRADUATES FROM 546 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:33,724 COLLEGE. 547 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,620 HELLO. 548 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,517 [ CHUCKLES ] 549 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:38,724 OR ANY DAY. 550 00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,620 IT'S A NICE RIDE, CALVIN. 551 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,517 YOU SHOULD DRIVE IT TO YOUR 552 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:42,689 GRADUATION. 553 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,689 YEAH. 554 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,103 DID YOU PASSANY OF YOUR COLLEGE 555 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:46,310 BUDDIES ON YOUR WAY OVER HERE, 556 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:49,551 OR DID THEY GET LEFT BEHIND? 557 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,551 NO, BUT I KNOW SOMEBODY'S 558 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,103 BEHIND I WILL KICK IF THEY DON'T 559 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,655 SHUT UP. 560 00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:57,655 YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN? 561 00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,241 I GOT THESE FOUR CUSTOMERS THAT 562 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,413 ARE SHORT ON THEIR CREDITS. 563 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:06,344 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 564 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,551 I'M SORRY. 565 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:08,206 I'M SORRY. 566 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,137 THIS RIDE IS RIDICULOUS. 567 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,517 IT'S RIDICULOUS. 568 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,620 I-IT'S BETTER THAN MINE. 569 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,482 IT'S GOT MIKES ON THE REARVIEW 570 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:15,689 MIRROR. 571 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,689 AND YOU KNOW YOU GONNA PUT YOUR 572 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,655 TASSEL ON THE REARVIEW MIRROR. 573 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:19,758 WELL, I HAVE A FEELING THEM 574 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:20,965 TASSELS GONNA LOOK A LOT MORE 575 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:24,206 LIKE A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE. 576 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,862 COME ON, FLOYD. 577 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:26,655 I WANT YOU TO CHECK IT OUT. 578 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:27,758 COME ON, CHECK IT OUT. 579 00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,137 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE RIMS. 580 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,344 THEY ALMOST AS BIG AS THE ONES 581 00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:31,413 ON MY FIRE TRUCK, MAN. 582 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,413 WHOO! 583 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,310 COME ON, FLOYD! COME ON! 584 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,413 WOW! 585 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:38,103 BOY, YOU GOING TO DIE. 586 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:40,241 YO, CALVIN, ARE YOU CRAZY? 587 00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,172 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL YOUR POPS 588 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,000 YOU WASN'T GRADUATING? 589 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,103 DID YOU SEE THAT RIDE? 590 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:45,517 YEAH, YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT, 591 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,344 YOU RIGHT. 592 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,551 YOU KNOW HOW MANY HONEYS TO THE 593 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:50,172 GALLON WE CAN GET IN THAT THING? 594 00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:52,379 I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 595 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:54,034 OKAY, THE ONLY THING YOU NEED 596 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:54,931 TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS PULLING 597 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:55,862 YOUR DADDY'S FOOT OUT OF YOUR 598 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,103 BUTT WHEN HE FINDS OUT. 599 00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,517 YEAH, KIKI IS RIGHT. 600 00:14:58,517 --> 00:14:59,965 YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG FOR THIS. 601 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,655 OKAY, OKAY, I'M-A TELL HIM. 602 00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:02,586 WELL, TELL HIM SOON, 'CAUSE 603 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:03,413 HE GONNA COME IN HERE AND KILL 604 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:04,379 YOU, AND I AIN'T CLEANING 605 00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,310 THAT UP. 606 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:08,137 WRONG. 607 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:11,827 WRONG. [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 608 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:16,000 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 609 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,482 OH, MY GOODNESS. 610 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,551 OH, MY GOODNESS. 611 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,965 [ SIGHS ] 612 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:23,620 HEY... 613 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,827 COME ON. 614 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,586 LET'S GO FOR A SPIN. 615 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:27,517 COME ON. 616 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:30,034 SHOTGUN! 617 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,206 [ CHUCKLES ] 618 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,344 HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE SHOTGUN 619 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,724 IN THE CAR, MAN. 620 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,931 OH, YOU -- 621 00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:36,034 YES. 622 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,379 OKAY, Y'ALL DIDN'T SEE THAT. 623 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,275 WOW. 624 00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,344 YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT. 625 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:42,000 YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT. SEE, THAT'S THAT NEW DUMB. 626 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,758 SEE, THAT'S THAT NEW DUMB. 627 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:45,137 UH! 628 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:47,689 WHO BOUGHT YOU THE -- 629 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:50,896 YEP, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 630 00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:54,344 OKAY, CALVIN, I... 631 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,827 I THOUGHT WHEN YOUR FATHER FOUND 632 00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,931 OUT THAT YOU DID NOT GRADUATE, 633 00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,379 THAT HE WAS JUST GONNA KNOCK YOU 634 00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:00,586 OUT, BUT -- 635 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:02,896 BUT NOW... 636 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:06,275 YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. 637 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,000 [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] 638 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,034 HA! HA! 639 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,137 WHAT'S UP, BABY? 640 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:10,862 HI, BABE. 641 00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:11,655 MWAH! 642 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:12,862 MWAH. 643 00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:14,137 LOOK AT HER. 644 00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:15,000 LOOK AT HER. 645 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,551 MMM. 646 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,965 HM. 647 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,344 Tell him. 648 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,724 Tell him. 649 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,724 TELL HIM. 650 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,275 MOVE! 651 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,689 MOVE! OH! 652 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:33,103 OH! 653 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:35,413 BOY... 654 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:39,379 IF THAT CAR HAD A DRESS, I'D... 655 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,827 TA DA DA DA. 656 00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:43,551 DA DA DA DI DA. 657 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,137 WELL, LOOK, POPS, THERE WAS A 658 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,137 MISTAKE. 659 00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:47,275 I'M FOUR CREDITS SHORT, AND I'M 660 00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:50,034 I'M FOUR CREDITS SHORT, AND I'M NOT ABLE TO GRADUATE. 661 00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:55,827 NOT ABLE TO GRADUATE. 662 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,206 CURTIS, HONEY? 663 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:58,551 BABE? 664 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,000 UNCLE CURTIS? 665 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,310 UH-OH. 666 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,551 UH-OH! 667 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:05,827 THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, HE 668 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,379 WAS STUCK LIKE THAT FOR A DAY 669 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:08,413 AND A HALF. 670 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,379 DAY AND A HALF? 671 00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:11,586 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 672 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:12,931 WELL, WE -- WE JUST HAVE TO 673 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,586 WAIT AND LET HIM COME OUT OF IT. 674 00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:15,586 CURTIS? 675 00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:16,448 OKAY, I'M GONNA CLOSE THE 676 00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:17,103 DOOR. 677 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,241 DOOR. CURTIS, HONEY? BABE? 678 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:23,482 CURTIS, HONEY? BABE? 679 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:24,482 WHAT HAPPENED? 680 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:28,172 HEY, BABE, YOU ALL RIGHT? 681 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,137 YEAH, I'M -- I'M FINE, BABY. 682 00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:31,517 I JUST... 683 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,206 I JUST -- I HAD... 684 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,068 THE CRAZIEST DREAM. 685 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,068 WHAT? 686 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,241 YOU HAD A DREAM? 687 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,620 YEAH, I HAD A DREAM THAT 688 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,448 CALVIN DIDN'T GRADUATE. 689 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:43,586 OH. 690 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:45,689 WELL, ACTUALLY... 691 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,586 ACTUALLY, HE DIDN'T. 692 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:48,862 SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- 693 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:49,793 WOULD YOU, WOULD YOU, 694 00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:52,482 WOULD YOU, WOULD YOU... 695 00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,827 THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING 696 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:54,931 I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 697 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:56,137 I CAN'T EVEN -- I MEAN, IT'S 698 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:57,413 LIKE, AND THEN HE STILL -- HE 699 00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:59,344 SNUCK TO THE CAR, AND HE TOOK 700 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,862 OFF IN THE CONVERTIBLE. 701 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,310 BUT HE TRIED TO, AND WHEN HE 702 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,379 STARTED IT, IT BLEW UP. 703 00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:04,517 JUST BLAM! 704 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,931 IT BLEW UP. 705 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,482 BODY PARTS FLEW EVERYWHERE, 706 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,517 AND HE DIED. 707 00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:12,689 AND -- AND I WAS HAPPY. 708 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,793 OKAY, WELL... 709 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,068 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 710 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,689 POPS... 711 00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,068 [ CHUCKLES ] 712 00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:20,241 POPS, I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD 713 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,344 NEWS. 714 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:23,758 OKAY. 715 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,103 WELL, WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 716 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,896 WELL, THE PART ABOUT ME NOT 717 00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:34,000 GRADUATING IS ACTUALLY TRUE. 718 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,655 OKAY, WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 719 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:40,413 OKAY, WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? I'M NOT DEAD. 720 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:43,275 I'M NOT DEAD. 721 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:44,620 NO, REALLY, WHAT'S THE GOOD 722 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,586 NEWS? 723 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:47,827 OKAY, LOOK, POPS, I'M 724 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,965 GRADUATING, JUST NOT ON 725 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,000 SATURDAY. 726 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,896 BUT I'LL DEFINITELY HAVE THE 727 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,000 CREDITS I NEED BY THE END OF THE 728 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,965 SEMESTER TO GRADUATE. 729 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,413 AND THAT WILL GIVE US MORE TIME 730 00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:56,413 TO PLAN THE PARTY. 731 00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:57,413 THAT WAY, WE CAN INVITE MORE 732 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,206 PEOPLE. 733 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,620 IT'S GONNA GIVE ME MORE MONEY. 734 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,655 NOW I SEE HOW HE GOT A B.S. 735 00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:07,275 DEGREE. 736 00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:07,551 OH! 43800

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