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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:05,172 OOH, HEY, GIRL! 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,482 OH, WAIT, AH-AH, WAIT, WAIT, 3 00:00:06,482 --> 00:00:07,172 WAIT. 4 00:00:07,172 --> 00:00:09,896 HOW LONG ARE YOU IN TOWN FOR? 5 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,448 OH, OH, WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO 6 00:00:11,448 --> 00:00:12,413 COME BY TONIGHT. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,862 WE'RE HAVING GAME NIGHT. 8 00:00:14,862 --> 00:00:17,344 YES, YOU CAN JOIN US. 9 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:18,862 HA. 10 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:21,758 WELL, YES, I DO STILL -- 11 00:00:21,758 --> 00:00:23,379 NO, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN RID OF 12 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:26,655 CURTIS. 13 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:27,413 [ LAUGHS ] 14 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:29,724 LISTEN, LISTEN, HE STILL DOES 15 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:31,724 THAT, YES -- EVERY DAY. 16 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:32,931 WHAT'D I DO? 17 00:00:32,931 --> 00:00:34,137 WHAT'D I DO? 18 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:35,172 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 19 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:36,620 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 20 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,034 UH, OH, HUH? 21 00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:39,448 WELL, LISTEN, JUST COME ON BY 22 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:40,931 LATER, OKAY? 23 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:41,931 OKAY, OKAY. 24 00:00:41,931 --> 00:00:42,862 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 25 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:44,344 HA HA HA! 26 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,586 OOH! 27 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:46,655 WHO WAS THAT, BABY? 28 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:47,724 THAT WAS BERNICE. 29 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:48,931 BERNICE? 30 00:00:48,931 --> 00:00:50,620 THAT BIG MOUTH FROM COLLEGE? 31 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,758 YES, THAT WAS HER. 32 00:00:52,758 --> 00:00:54,103 WAIT, AUNT BERNICE IS COMING 33 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:54,862 BY? 34 00:00:54,862 --> 00:00:56,000 SHE IS NOT YOUR AUNTIE. 35 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,965 WELL, SHE'S JUST LIKE AN 36 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:57,620 AUNT. 37 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:58,413 SHE SPENT MORE MONEY ON OUR 38 00:00:58,413 --> 00:00:59,965 BIRTHDAY GIFTS THAN YOU DID. 39 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:01,275 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE LIKE YOU 40 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:03,413 MORE THAN I DID. 41 00:01:03,413 --> 00:01:04,655 WELL, WE COULD ALWAYS USE AN 42 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:05,896 EXTRA WOMAN IN THE GAME, 43 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:07,965 ESPECIALLY WITH THE WAY YOU ALL 44 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:09,413 CHEAT. 45 00:01:09,413 --> 00:01:10,241 WE DON'T CHEAT. 46 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:10,965 YES, YOU DO. 47 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:11,827 OH, YES, YOU DO. 48 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:13,965 HARRY POTTER IS NOT THE WIZARD 49 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:14,724 OF OZ. 50 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:15,896 HE WAS A WIZARD. 51 00:01:15,896 --> 00:01:17,000 OKAY, BUT MAGIC JOHNSON 52 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:17,931 DOESN'T REALLY DO MAGIC. 53 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:19,172 ON THE COURT. 54 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:21,000 HA! GREAT. 55 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,206 YEAH, IT DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE 56 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:23,000 ANYWAY. 57 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,034 LOOK HERE, THAT BERNICE IS NOT 58 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:25,000 COMING TO THIS PARTY. 59 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,689 SHE WILL RUIN THE GAME, ELLA! 60 00:01:26,689 --> 00:01:28,482 CURTIS, YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT 61 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:29,379 IF WE WIN -- 62 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:30,793 WHEN WE WIN. 63 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:33,275 ...WHEN WE WIN, YOU'LL HAVE 64 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:35,068 TO PUT ON THAT PATTI LaBELLE WIG 65 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,551 AND GO TO THE MALL AGAIN. 66 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:37,758 HA HA HA! 67 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:38,758 AHH. 68 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:39,931 I AIN'T MAD ABOUT NOTHING. 69 00:01:39,931 --> 00:01:40,689 WHATEVER. 70 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:43,206 ALL I KNOW IS, BIG-MOUTH BERNICE 71 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,034 IS NOT COMING TO THE DOGGONE 72 00:01:45,034 --> 00:01:46,586 PARTY, AND Y'ALL NOT GONNA WIN. 73 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:47,724 HOW ABOUT THAT? 74 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:49,137 I AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 75 00:01:49,137 --> 00:01:50,379 WE'RE NOT GONNA WIN, HUH? 76 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:51,965 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST YEAR, 77 00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:52,896 BUT Y'ALL LOST. 78 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,034 HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH 79 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:55,413 WHOOPI GOLDBERG BEING IN 80 00:01:55,413 --> 00:01:58,517 "SCHINDLER'S LIST"? 81 00:01:58,517 --> 00:01:59,827 HER NAME WAS GOLDBERG. 82 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,275 HER NAME WAS GOLDBERG. SO? 83 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:07,517 SO? 84 00:02:07,517 --> 00:02:09,620 OH, THANK YOU, BABE. 85 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,137 CURTIS, I CANNOT WAIT TO CATCH 86 00:02:12,137 --> 00:02:13,862 UP WITH BERNICE AND JUST SEE 87 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:15,000 WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW. 88 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 WHY DON'T YOU CATCH UP WITH 89 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,275 HER OVER THE PHONE, OKAY? 90 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:18,241 MAKE HER ONE OF YOUR TOP 5. 91 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,586 CURTIS, I WOULD RATHER TALK 92 00:02:19,586 --> 00:02:20,724 TO BERNICE IN PERSON. 93 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 94 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,137 AIN'T NOTHING CHANGED ABOUT HER. 95 00:02:23,137 --> 00:02:24,000 YOU KNOW SHE'S STILL GOT THE 96 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,724 SAME BIG MOUTH AND THE SAME BIG 97 00:02:25,724 --> 00:02:26,793 HEAD. 98 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:28,827 PROBABLY THE SAME BIG PAIN IN 99 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:29,758 THE BUTT. 100 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,448 JUST LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE I 101 00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:32,517 KNOW. 102 00:02:32,517 --> 00:02:34,827 NOW, IT'S NOT YOUR AVERAGE 103 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:35,724 GAME NIGHT. 104 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:36,655 REALLY? 105 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:37,965 NO, NO, I MEAN, IT IS VERY 106 00:02:37,965 --> 00:02:38,758 SERIOUS. 107 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:39,793 THE LAST TIME THE MEN LOST, HAD 108 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,000 TO ALL GET BIKINI WAXES. 109 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,862 WHAT? 110 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,551 YES. 111 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:43,344 HEY, COME ON, C.J., IS IT 112 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:44,000 REALLY THAT SERIOUS? 113 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,827 OH, IT'S SERIOUS. 114 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:46,689 IT'S VERY SERIOUS, SO GET READY. 115 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:49,275 OKAY. 116 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:50,655 ARE YOU READY? 117 00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:51,655 I DON'T KNOW, C.J. 118 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:52,517 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M 119 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:53,586 GETTING A LITTLE SCARED. 120 00:02:53,586 --> 00:02:55,103 OH, NO, NO, DON'T GET SCARED. 121 00:02:55,103 --> 00:02:56,241 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 122 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:57,448 I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE 123 00:02:57,448 --> 00:02:58,620 OKAY, ALL RIGHT? 124 00:02:58,620 --> 00:02:59,620 YEAH. 125 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:00,724 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE 126 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:01,620 SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE SURE 127 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,758 YOU'RE OKAY. 128 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:03,448 OKAY. 129 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:05,000 AAH! GOTCHA! GOTCHA! 130 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,758 OOH, I CAUGHT YOU. 131 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:06,827 BOY, YOU A SLICK ONE. 132 00:03:06,827 --> 00:03:08,034 YOU A SLICK ONE, BOY. 133 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:09,000 LOOK AT HER EYES. 134 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:09,793 YOU CAN TELL IN THE EYES. 135 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:11,000 COME ON, MAN! 136 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:11,965 WAKE UP! 137 00:03:11,965 --> 00:03:13,000 YOU CAN'T LET THIS WOMAN TRICK 138 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,689 YOU LIKE THAT. COME ON! 139 00:03:14,689 --> 00:03:16,655 FIRST THEY GET YOU ALL WOUND UP 140 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:17,758 WITH THEIR WOMANLY WAYS. 141 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:19,655 THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, BAM! 142 00:03:19,655 --> 00:03:21,206 YOU SERVING HER ALL DAY LONG. 143 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:22,724 YOU BETTER WAKE IT UP! 144 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,379 THAT'S THE ENEMY. 145 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:26,103 YOU HEARD ME? 146 00:03:26,103 --> 00:03:28,896 NOW, COME ON! CUT HER LOOSE! 147 00:03:28,896 --> 00:03:30,000 TANYA. 148 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,827 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 149 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:31,655 YOURSELF. 150 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:32,482 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 151 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:33,137 YOURSELF. 152 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:34,034 FORGIVE MY UNCLE. 153 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:34,931 HE GETS A LITTLE INTENSE DURING 154 00:03:34,931 --> 00:03:35,724 GAME NIGHT. 155 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:38,413 GRR! 156 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:39,586 HEY, POPS. 157 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:40,724 HEY, MR. PAYNE. 158 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:42,000 OH, LOOK, IT'S BACK AGAIN 159 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,517 AND BORN AGAIN. 160 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:44,827 SO, WHAT'D YOU STEAL TODAY, HUH? 161 00:03:44,827 --> 00:03:46,586 WHAT'D YOU STEAL TODAY, HUH? 162 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:47,896 NOW, MR. PAYNE, I TOLD YOU 163 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:48,896 I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 164 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,758 COME ON, WHAT'D YOU GET? 165 00:03:49,758 --> 00:03:50,551 COME ON, COME ON. 166 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:51,931 DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 167 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,655 YOU UNDER A 90-DAY PROBATIONARY 168 00:03:53,655 --> 00:03:54,793 PERIOD WITH ME, SISTER. 169 00:03:54,793 --> 00:03:56,482 NO, YOU DID RIGHT. GET IT UP. 170 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:58,310 MOVE IT OVER. 171 00:03:58,310 --> 00:03:59,241 AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GET 172 00:03:59,241 --> 00:04:00,172 COMFORTABLE, 'CAUSE WE ABOUT TO 173 00:04:00,172 --> 00:04:00,862 HAVE A MEETING. 174 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:01,517 Y'ALL GOT TO ROLL. 175 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:02,793 YEAH, YEAH, TANYA AND 176 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:04,275 MIRANDA, YOU GUYS NEED TO GO AND 177 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:05,965 STUDY IN THE KITCHEN WITH YOUR 178 00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:06,724 TEAMMATES. 179 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:07,620 STUDY WHAT? 180 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,172 HOW TO LOSE. 181 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:14,310 GET OUT. 182 00:04:14,310 --> 00:04:16,068 OKAY, BABY. 183 00:04:16,068 --> 00:04:18,448 BYE, C.J. 184 00:04:18,448 --> 00:04:21,413 BYE, C.J. OOH, YOU A SLICK ONE! 185 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:25,724 OOH, YOU A SLICK ONE! 186 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,034 BYE, GUMDROP. 187 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,206 BYE, BABY. 188 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:29,344 [ CHUCKLES ] 189 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:34,068 WHIR. WHIR. WHIR. 190 00:04:34,068 --> 00:04:36,034 I SWEAR. 191 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:37,517 WHO KNEW PENGUINS COULD BE SO 192 00:04:37,517 --> 00:04:39,862 EVIL? 193 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,103 IF IT AIN'T THE BALLER AND 194 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:42,551 THE BEAST. 195 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:43,896 HELLO TO YOU, TOO, 196 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,000 UNCLE CURTIS. 197 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,172 BRYAN, YOU CAN STAY. 198 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:47,655 JANINE, COME ON, YOU GOTTA GO. 199 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:48,482 STAY FOR WHAT? 200 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:49,551 WE'RE PLANNING OUR GAME 201 00:04:49,551 --> 00:04:50,413 STRATEGIES. 202 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,689 LIKE THAT'S GONNA HELP. 203 00:04:51,689 --> 00:04:52,620 BRYAN, IT CAN GET A LITTLE BIT 204 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:53,517 CRAZY IN HERE. 205 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:54,379 IF YOU NEED ME, I WILL BE RIGHT 206 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,000 IN THE KITCHEN. 207 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,689 ALL RIGHT, BABY. 208 00:04:55,689 --> 00:04:59,310 YOU AIN'T MOVING FAST ENOUGH. 209 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,586 COME ON, Y'ALL READY? 210 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:02,137 OH, WE READY. I'M READY. 211 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:03,103 LET'S DO THE THING, THEN. 212 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:03,931 YOU READY, CAL? 213 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:05,103 I'M PUMPED. YOU READY, BRYAN? 214 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:06,034 I THINK SO. 215 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:07,241 WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE? 216 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:08,482 LOSE? 217 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,379 MAN, WE AIN'T GONNA LOSE. 218 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:12,448 LET ME TELL YOU, WHEN WE WIN, 219 00:05:12,448 --> 00:05:13,482 THE WOMEN ARE GONNA HAVE TO 220 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:16,965 COOK, CLEAN, AND BOW DOWN TO US 221 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:18,586 FOR A WHOLE DAY, BROTHER. 222 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,689 THAT'S THE MAN LAW. 223 00:05:19,689 --> 00:05:21,103 MAN LAW! 224 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,344 I LOVE BEING A MAN. 225 00:05:22,344 --> 00:05:23,689 KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 226 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:24,724 NOW, LOOK HERE. 227 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:25,862 MAN, YOU CAN'T LET THESE WOMEN 228 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:27,172 SIDETRACK YOU, YOU HEARD ME? 229 00:05:27,172 --> 00:05:27,862 THAT'S RIGHT. 230 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:28,655 YOU CAN'T DO IT. 231 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:29,965 YOU GOT TO BE FOCUSED. 232 00:05:29,965 --> 00:05:30,655 All: FOCUSED. 233 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:31,620 YOU GOT TO BE READY. 234 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,275 All: READY. 235 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,586 YOU GOT TO BE PREPARED. 236 00:05:33,586 --> 00:05:34,413 All: PREPARED. 237 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:35,586 EVEN IF YOU GOTTA CHICKEN 238 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:36,793 WALK. 239 00:05:36,793 --> 00:05:37,793 NO, WE NOT GONNA CHICKEN 240 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:38,551 WALK. 241 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:39,448 YOU CHICKEN WALK IF YOU GOTTA 242 00:05:39,448 --> 00:05:40,137 CHICKEN WALK. 243 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:41,000 YOU GONNA CHICKEN WALK. 244 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:41,724 YOU KNOW WHY? 245 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:42,827 BECAUSE YOU ARE SOLDIERS! 246 00:05:42,827 --> 00:05:43,965 YOU HEARD ME? 247 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:45,689 PUT IT IN THERE. 248 00:05:45,689 --> 00:05:47,620 WE GONNA DO THIS, AIN'T WE? 249 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,586 WE GOT THIS, DON'T WE? 250 00:05:48,586 --> 00:05:49,413 YEAH. 251 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:50,137 DO WE HAVE THIS, MEN? 252 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:50,793 All: YEAH! 253 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:51,517 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 254 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,344 3, 2, 1. 255 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:53,586 All: HUH! 256 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:54,862 COOKIES READY! 257 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:55,655 OH, WE GOTTA -- 258 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,448 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 259 00:05:56,448 --> 00:05:57,379 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 260 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:58,827 CALVIN! GET BACK OVER HERE. 261 00:05:58,827 --> 00:05:59,827 IT'S A TRAP. 262 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,103 GET ME A COUPLE OF 263 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:03,586 OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIES. 264 00:06:03,586 --> 00:06:05,793 AND SOME CHOCOLATE MILK. 265 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:07,689 AND SOME CHOCOLATE MILK. THE BIG GLASS. 266 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:10,000 THE BIG GLASS. 267 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,275 OKAY, LADIES, SO, UM, I KNOW 268 00:06:12,275 --> 00:06:13,724 SCARY MOVIES, AND I KNOW KIDS' 269 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:14,379 FILMS. 270 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:15,517 OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 271 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:17,620 I GOT EVERYTHING IN THE 272 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,482 BLAXPLOITATION ERA. 273 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:20,551 THE WHAT? 274 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:21,655 YOU KNOW --"SHAFT," THEM. 275 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:22,655 OH, "SHAFT." 276 00:06:22,655 --> 00:06:23,586 OH, OKAY, GOOD DEAL. 277 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:24,827 YOU KNOW, I CAN HELP OUT WITH 278 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:26,275 THAT, BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING 279 00:06:26,275 --> 00:06:27,793 FROM "BLACULA" TO JACK BLACK. 280 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:28,793 OOH, GOOD. 281 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:29,620 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 282 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:30,310 OKAY, BUT HOLD ON. 283 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:31,448 JACK ISN'T BLACK. 284 00:06:31,448 --> 00:06:32,379 UH-UH. 285 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:33,344 SO... 286 00:06:33,344 --> 00:06:35,655 NO, I KNOW THAT, BUT I MEAN, 287 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,310 HIS HAIR IS. 288 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:37,896 JUST LISTEN, JUST TRUST ME. 289 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,862 I KNOW EVERYTHING BLACK. 290 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:41,482 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, UM, OKAY, 291 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:42,551 I WILL TAKE -- I'LL TAKE SCIENCE 292 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:43,482 FICTION. ALL RIGHT? 293 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:44,724 I'M GOOD AT SCIENCE FICTION. 294 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:45,931 AND EVERY MOVIE WITH 295 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:47,827 MORRIS CHESTNUT AND THE ROCK. 296 00:06:47,827 --> 00:06:49,103 OOH. 297 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:52,620 AHH, 'CAUSE THEY ARE FINE. 298 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,551 FINE. 299 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:54,310 FINE. FINE. 300 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:55,517 WELL, THEY ARE NOT AS FINE 301 00:06:55,517 --> 00:06:57,482 AS MY CALVIN. 302 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,482 [ LAUGHTER ] 303 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:01,206 OKAY, WE SEE YOU HAVE COMEDY 304 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:02,620 DOWN PAT. 305 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,103 [ LAUGHS ] 306 00:07:04,103 --> 00:07:05,793 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 307 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,758 OKAY, BRYAN, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF 308 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:09,310 ALL THE SPORTS TITLES. 309 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,655 CAN'T I HAVE ROMANTIC 310 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:14,034 COMEDIES INSTEAD? 311 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,000 WHAT? 312 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:15,896 FOOTBALL PLAYER CAN'T HAVE A 313 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:17,344 SENSITIVE SIDE? 314 00:07:17,344 --> 00:07:19,034 LOOK, I'LL TAKE ALL ACTION 315 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:20,000 MOVIES, ALL RIGHT? 316 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,275 ANIMATION AND FANTASY. 317 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,413 YEAH, AND THEN I'LL FINISH 318 00:07:22,413 --> 00:07:23,482 THEM OFF WITH THE WESTERNS. 319 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:24,793 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD 320 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:27,000 IDEA. JANINE LOVES WESTERNS. 321 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,310 SHE WATCHES THEM ALL THE TIME. 322 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:29,172 SHE SAW "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," 323 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:30,206 LIKE, 5 TIMES. 324 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:33,965 YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE. 325 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:36,551 I BOUGHT THE DVD. 326 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:38,517 FOR MY MOTHER. 327 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:41,517 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 328 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:42,827 SCARING THE MESS OUT OF ME. 329 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:44,586 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 330 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:45,827 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 331 00:07:45,827 --> 00:07:50,034 I'M COMING! 332 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,000 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 333 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,586 IT'S MIGHTY MOUTH. 334 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:54,448 OH, HEY, CURTIS, I SEE YOU 335 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:56,241 STILL LIVING LARGE -- 336 00:07:56,241 --> 00:07:57,793 REAL LARGE. 337 00:07:57,793 --> 00:07:59,379 I KNEW I HEARD YOU! 338 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,620 HEY, BABE. 339 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,931 Both: OH, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 340 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:04,827 [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:07,344 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT! 342 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:08,344 OH, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. 343 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:09,206 CALVIN. 344 00:08:09,206 --> 00:08:10,517 HEY, AUNT BERNICE. 345 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:12,655 OH, HEY, HONEY! AWW! 346 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:14,000 AUNT BERNICE, HOW YOU DOING? 347 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,137 HEY, THERE, C.J. 348 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:16,620 SHE IS NOT YOUR AUNT. 349 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,517 OH, SHUT UP, CURTIS. 350 00:08:18,517 --> 00:08:20,206 YEAH, SHUT UP, CURTIS. 351 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:21,103 COME ON, LET'S GO IN THE 352 00:08:21,103 --> 00:08:22,068 KITCHEN. 353 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,517 OH, HONEY. 354 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:26,827 WHAT Y'ALL DOING? 355 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:29,068 OKAY, OKAY, WHERE WERE WE? 356 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:31,000 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 357 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,586 HEY. 358 00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:34,379 CALVIN, DID YOU CHECK OUT THE 359 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:35,413 BEST OF JAMIE FOXX LIKE I TOLD 360 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,103 YOU TO? 361 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:37,241 YEP, I GOT YOU COVERED. 362 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:40,000 YEP, I GOT YOU COVERED. I WATCHED "BOOTY CALL" TWICE. 363 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,413 I WATCHED "BOOTY CALL" TWICE. 364 00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:43,379 COME ON, GUYS, YOU KNOW THIS 365 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:44,172 ONE. 366 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,137 COME ON, COME ON, MRS. PAYNE! 367 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:46,344 YOU KNOW THIS! 368 00:08:46,344 --> 00:08:47,448 TIME! 369 00:08:47,448 --> 00:08:48,172 OH! 370 00:08:48,172 --> 00:08:49,586 TIME'S UP, TIME'S UP. 371 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,689 JANINE, BABY, IT'S YOUR TURN. 372 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:53,137 OKAY. 373 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:54,310 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, WE NEED THIS 374 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:56,206 ONE, OKAY? READY? 375 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,068 UH-UH, 'CAUSE YOUR FACE IS 376 00:08:58,068 --> 00:09:00,724 CRACKED AND ON THE GROUND. 377 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:02,413 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, 378 00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:03,551 "BOOMERANG"! 379 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,482 "DO THE RIGHT THING." 380 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:05,827 TIME'S UP, TIME'S UP. 381 00:09:05,827 --> 00:09:06,620 TIME'S UP. 382 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,931 LADIES, "SCHOOL DAZE." 383 00:09:07,931 --> 00:09:08,862 THE GIRL IN THE WINDOW. 384 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:11,551 OH, SHE WAS SO CUTE! 385 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,689 YEAH, BUT I HEARD SHE WAS 386 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:14,862 HARD TO WORK WITH. 387 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:16,275 DON'T WORRY, LADIES. 388 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:18,586 THEY WILL NOT GET THIS ONE. 389 00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:19,896 LET'S SEE. 390 00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:21,000 OOH. 391 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,137 [ CHUCKLES ] 392 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:23,379 OH, OKAY. 393 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:24,620 OH, GOOD LUCK, BABY. 394 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,827 GOOD LUCK, BABY. 395 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:26,482 OKAY, FELLAS. 396 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:29,655 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 397 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,896 SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. 398 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,724 OH! THAT'S TOO EASY! 399 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:35,517 THAT IS TOO EASY! 400 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:36,551 COME ON! 401 00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:38,413 EVERY GANGSTA KNOWS THAT THAT 402 00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:39,275 IS.. 403 00:09:39,275 --> 00:09:40,551 All: ALL PACINO IN 404 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:41,896 "SCARFACE." 405 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:42,862 [ IMITATING MACHINE GUN ] 406 00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:44,241 UHH. 407 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:45,172 WAIT A MINUTE. 408 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:46,827 SO, C.J., NOW, YOU'RE A GANGSTA? 409 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:47,620 WHAT, YOU BETTER CHECK MY 410 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,551 GANGSTA CARD. 411 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:50,068 CHECK MY GANGSTA CARD. 412 00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:51,379 HA! 413 00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:52,965 BETTER PUT YOUR LIBRARY CARD 414 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:54,137 AWAY. 415 00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:55,551 LET'S GET BACK TO THE GAME. 416 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,827 WE NEED A DOUBLE FEATURE THIS 417 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,344 TIME BECAUSE WE NEED THE POINTS, 418 00:09:58,344 --> 00:09:59,137 OKAY? 419 00:09:59,137 --> 00:09:59,931 ALL RIGHT. 420 00:09:59,931 --> 00:10:01,068 SO, LADIES, MAN UP. 421 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,172 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 422 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:03,310 WE GOT THIS, WE GOT THIS. 423 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,275 LET'S DO IT. 424 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,172 OKAY, HERE. 425 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,137 OKAY, ON THIS ONE, YOU GOTTA 426 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,862 GIVE THE ACTOR'S NAME, TITLE OF 427 00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:09,344 THE MOVIE, AND THE YEAR. 428 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,620 I MEAN, IF YOU GONNA DOUBLE 429 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,241 UP, YOU GOTTA DOUBLE UP. 430 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:13,586 HA HA. WE GOT THIS. 431 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,379 OKAY. 432 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:15,034 OKAY. 433 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,275 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 434 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:17,586 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 435 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:19,413 WE DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK. 436 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:20,827 PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON US. 437 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,137 [ CHEERING ] 438 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,137 WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT! 439 00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:24,310 UH. UH. UH. UH-HUH. 440 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,068 DENZEL WASHINGTON. 441 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,689 "MALCOLM X." 442 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:31,000 1992. 443 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,689 WHA. UH-UH. UH. 444 00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:35,000 AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE DENZEL 445 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,241 IS... 446 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:38,724 All: FI-I-INE. 447 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,379 THAT WAS A LUCKY GUESS. 448 00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:41,862 COME ON, CALVIN, COME ON. 449 00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:42,655 LET'S GO. 450 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:43,413 LET'S GO, BIG FELLA. 451 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:44,586 THEY ALMOST GOT THIS. 452 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:45,586 LET'S KNOCK IT DOWN. 453 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:46,482 OKAY, FELLAS, OKAY, FELLAS, 454 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:47,482 THIS IS FOR THE WIN. 455 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,206 OKAY. 456 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,034 OH, PLEASE. 457 00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:50,482 MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. 458 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,758 OH. 459 00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:54,206 YOU GOT IT, RIGHT? 460 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,103 YEAH, WE GOT IT. 461 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,517 "THE PHANTOM MENACE." 462 00:10:58,517 --> 00:10:59,758 WASN'T IT "EMPIRE STRIKES 463 00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:00,620 BACK"? 464 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,172 COME ON, GUY, COME ON, MAN. 465 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,310 WHAT ARE YOU -- WHY ARE YOU -- 466 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:04,482 THIS IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE 467 00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:05,965 FICTION OF ALL TIME. 468 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,344 IT WAS, UM, UM, UM, UH, "RETURN 469 00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:09,413 OF THE JEDI." 470 00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:10,310 FINAL ANSWER. 471 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,172 NOW. 472 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,655 CURTIS, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 473 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,172 IT'S OBI-WAN KENOBI IN 474 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,724 "STAR WARS." 475 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,034 REMEMBER, THAT'S THE MOVIE WE 476 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:19,034 WATCHED THE NIGHT WE GOT BUSY? 477 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,275 WATCHED THE NIGHT WE GOT BUSY? OOH? 478 00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:25,034 OOH? 479 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,241 [ CHUCKLES ] 480 00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:28,000 YOU DID WH-- 481 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,448 YOU DID WHAT? 482 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:32,206 MAN, YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH. 483 00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:35,551 OKAY, I'M REALLY THIRSTY. 484 00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:37,344 TANYA, YOU -- YOU THIRSTY? 485 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,517 YES. 486 00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:39,827 YES, I'M -- I'M VERY THIRSTY. 487 00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:40,655 JANINE, COME ON. 488 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:41,482 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY THIRSTY, 489 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,103 TOO. 490 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,034 YEP. YEP. 491 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:43,965 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE ALL KIND 492 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:44,655 OF THIRSTY. 493 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:45,482 YOU -- YOU SHOULD COME ON AND 494 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,310 GET SOMETHING FOR YOUR THIRST, 495 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,034 BRYAN. IT'S REALLY GOOD. 496 00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:48,137 YEAH, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 497 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:49,241 OKAY, I'LL TAKE SOME WATER 498 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,379 WITH SOME ICE IN IT. 499 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,172 MAKE THAT TWO. 500 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,103 MIRANDA AND CALVIN, GET YOUR 501 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:59,310 BUTTS IN HERE. 502 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:02,827 BUTTS IN HERE. YOU IN TROUBLE. 503 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:07,793 YOU IN TROUBLE. 504 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,551 NOW, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 505 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:11,241 I'M SORRY, ELLA. 506 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,103 I-I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 507 00:12:12,103 --> 00:12:14,034 YOU THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT? 508 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,793 YOU THOUGHT I KNEW THAT MY BEST 509 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:18,068 FRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND GOT BUSY 510 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,172 BEHIND MY BACK? 511 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,655 NOW, ELLA, CALM DOWN. 512 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,034 NO, THIS WAS BEFORE YOU AND 513 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,275 CURTIS STARTED GOING OUT. 514 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,379 I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A 515 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:25,965 MEANINGLESS FLING. 516 00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:27,000 BERNICE, WHY DIDN'T YOU 517 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,448 TELL ME? 518 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,310 YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 519 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,137 I-I WAS SCARED. 520 00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:34,551 YOU KNOW HOW YOU USED TO BE 521 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:37,000 BEFORE YOU GOT SAVED. 522 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,379 [ CHUCKLES ] 523 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,896 YOU WERE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH. 524 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:40,862 YOU COULDN'T PLAY WITH HER 525 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:43,000 THEN, BOY, BEFORE SHE GOT SAVED. 526 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,137 BANG. 527 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:47,275 OH, Y'ALL GOT JOKES? 528 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:48,448 OH, THIS IS FUNNY? 529 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,517 OH, THIS IS FUNNY? THIS IS FUNNY? 530 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:54,827 THIS IS FUNNY? 531 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,482 I WASN'T LAUGHING, BABY. 532 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:59,379 SHE WAS LAUGHING. 533 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,655 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 534 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,448 UGH! 535 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,758 HEY, HEY, BABY, I'M GONNA WAIT 536 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:05,965 OUT HERE TILL YOU COME BACK -- 537 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:07,689 TILL YOU COME BACK OUT. 538 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:09,448 I LOVE YOU. 539 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,551 I DON'T SEE WHAT ELLA SEES IN 540 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,827 YOU. 541 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:16,310 YOU. THE SAME THING YOU DID. 542 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,000 THE SAME THING YOU DID. 543 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,379 SO, UM, THAT WAS INTERESTING. 544 00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:23,413 I CAN'T BELIEVE UNCLE CURTIS 545 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:24,620 SLEPT WITH AUNT BERNICE. 546 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,551 [ CHUCKLES ] 547 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:27,034 POPS WAS A PLAYA-PLAYA. 548 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:28,275 NOW I UNDERSTAND WHERE I GET IT 549 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,965 FROM. 550 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,103 EXCUSE ME, PLAYA? 551 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,793 OH, THAT WAS BEFORE WE WERE 552 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,551 TOGETHER. 553 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,586 YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM? 554 00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:38,413 THE PROBLEM IS MEN ONLY THINK 555 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:39,344 ABOUT THEMSELVES. 556 00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:40,448 SO TRUE. 557 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,689 WHAT? WOMEN DO IT, TOO. 558 00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:43,068 COME ON, UNCLE CURTIS WASN'T 559 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:44,275 BY HIMSELF -- AUNT BERNICE WAS 560 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,344 IN THERE RIGHT WITH HIM. 561 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,448 WOMEN ARE A TRIP. 562 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:47,344 YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN THROW 563 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,344 THEMSELVES AT ME JUST BECAUSE I 564 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,241 PLAYED FOOTBALL? 565 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:50,137 I MEAN, DO I LOOK LIKE A PIECE 566 00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:52,862 OF MEAT TO YOU? 567 00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:55,862 YEAH. 568 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,000 I DON'T SEE WHY MOM'S SO 569 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:57,965 BENT OUT OF SHAPE. 570 00:13:57,965 --> 00:13:58,931 I MEAN, IT HAPPENED BEFORE THEY 571 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,413 WERE TOGETHER, SO TECHNICALLY, 572 00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:01,448 IT'S NOT CHEATING. 573 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,724 OKAY, WELL, WHAT'S WITH ALL 574 00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:03,724 THE SECRECY, OKAY? 575 00:14:03,724 --> 00:14:04,551 IF IT WAS OUT IN THE OPEN, IT 576 00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:05,344 SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT IN THE 577 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:05,965 OPEN. 578 00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:06,793 EXACTLY. 579 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:07,689 WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES 580 00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:08,758 PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS PUT 581 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:13,275 EVERYTHING OUT IN THE OPEN. 582 00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:15,275 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 583 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:16,379 HERE WE GO, C.J. 584 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:17,241 LET'S JUST DO IT. 585 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:18,620 YOU WANT TO BRING UP THE PAST? 586 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:19,655 LET'S TALK ABOUT ME BEING ON 587 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,896 CRACK, OR LET'S TALK ABOUT -- 588 00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:21,896 OOH, IT'S BETTER IF WE TALK 589 00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:22,965 ABOUT ME BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. 590 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,137 OR BETTER YET, LET'S TALK ABOUT 591 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:25,172 THE STORY OF ME STEALING 592 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,241 AUNT ELLA'S FUR COAT. 593 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,172 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING 594 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:28,000 UP THE PAST STUFF, HUH? 595 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,206 WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THERE? 596 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,068 ACTUALLY, I WASN'T GONNA SAY 597 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:34,758 ANY OF THAT. 598 00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:37,068 OKAY. 599 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:41,137 YOU -- YOU WERE ON -- 600 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:43,310 YOU -- YOU WERE ON -- ON CRACK? 601 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,275 ON CRACK? 602 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,517 OPEN UP THIS DOOR! 603 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:51,000 BABY. COME ON, ELLA. 604 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,931 COME ON, BABY. 605 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:52,931 WE -- WE APOLOGIZED. 606 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,206 WE'RE SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 607 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,931 YEAH. ELLA, HONEY, I NEVER 608 00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:57,620 MEANT TO HURT YOU. 609 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,068 GIRL, CURTIS ISN'T WORTH LOSING 610 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,620 OUR FRIENDSHIP OVER. 611 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:04,724 YEAH. I'M NOT WORTH IT. 612 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:06,724 OHH! I'M SO SICK OF YOU. 613 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,482 WHY'D YOU OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH IN 614 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:09,965 THE FIRST PLACE, HUH? 615 00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:11,620 I WISH I HAD A TASER GUN. 616 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,344 OH, I'VE GOT ONE AT YOU... 617 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,172 I'LL GET MY RAZOR ON YOU IN A 618 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,034 HEARTBEAT. 619 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,172 YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED A BIT... 620 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,068 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED... 621 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,310 AAH! SHE PACKING. 622 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,275 AAH! SHE PACKING. AAH! 623 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,620 AAH! 624 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,758 CURTIS, GET UP. 625 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,620 I WAS JUST TALKING... 626 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,586 HE DON'T HEAR YOU. 627 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,827 LISTEN, ELLA. 628 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,896 WE CAN EXPLAIN. 629 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:35,413 OH, PLEASE. 630 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,482 YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED 631 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:37,586 30 YEARS AGO. 632 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,137 WELL, ACTUALLY, I TOTALLY 633 00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,482 FORGOT ABOUT IT. 634 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,551 IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS WORTH 635 00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,034 REMEMBERING. 636 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:46,862 LOOK, BABY, LOOK. 637 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,827 BACK THEN, I WANTED TO GROW OLD 638 00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:50,689 WITH YOU -- I KNEW THAT. 639 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:53,068 FIRST TIME WE DATED, I KNEW IT. 640 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,241 BUT I JUST THOUGHT THAT IF YOU 641 00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:57,206 FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT, I WOULDN'T 642 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,206 GROW OLD. 643 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 644 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,275 WOMAN, DON'T YOU KNOW I LOVE 645 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:04,137 YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 646 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,241 I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY 647 00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:08,137 LIFE WITH YOU FOREVER. 648 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,241 COME ON. 649 00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:12,551 COME ON WITH THAT. 650 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:15,482 YOU FORGIVE ME? 651 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:17,344 YES, BABY. 652 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,206 I LOVE YOU, AND I FORGIVE YOU. 653 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,275 YES! 654 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,586 [ GROWLS ] 655 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:23,413 [ KISSES ] 656 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:24,344 CURTIS. 657 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:27,379 SO THE PAST IS THE PAST? 658 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:31,413 WHAT ABOUT ME? 659 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:33,758 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GIRL. 660 00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,034 BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 661 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,827 I KNOW. I KNOW. 662 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,758 YOU'RE RIGHT. 663 00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:39,862 I'M JUST -- GIRL, I'M JUST 664 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:40,689 HAPPY THAT I DIDN'T SAY 665 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:41,620 ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND 666 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,517 EDDIE "SIX-PACK" JENKINS. 667 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:46,793 [ LAUGHTER ] 668 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,379 OH, NO. 669 00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,965 W-WHAT ABOUT EDDIE? 670 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,965 EDDIE JENKINS -- MY TEAMMATE 671 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,000 EDDIE JENKINS? 672 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,068 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 673 00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:56,103 WHERE IS IT? 674 00:16:56,103 --> 00:16:57,551 OH, IT MUST BE HERE. 675 00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:58,896 SO, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS 676 00:16:58,896 --> 00:16:59,655 ABOUT EDDIE? 677 00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:00,862 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE 678 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:03,896 TALKING ABOUT. 679 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,758 SO SHE JUST CAME OUT THE BLUE 680 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,689 WITH EDDIE JENKINS? 681 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:08,931 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE 682 00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:09,586 TALKING ABOUT. 683 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:10,413 COME ON, GIRL. 684 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,620 COME ON, GIRL. I SAVED YOU A SEAT. 685 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:15,448 I SAVED YOU A SEAT. 686 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,620 [ LAUGHS ] 687 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,862 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TRY TO 688 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,827 PLAY SO WHOLESOME WHEN YOU WAS 689 00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:20,344 JUST BORN AGAIN LAST WEEK. 690 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,034 WHAT HAS IT BEEN -- SEVEN DAYS 691 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,517 SINCE YOU WAS HEADED TO HELL? 692 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:26,448 OH! OH, YOU WANT TO TALK? 693 00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,620 YOU A NON-GRADUATING, FAKE 694 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,310 HUSTLER, PLAYA WANNABE. 695 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,275 YOU KNOW WHAT? 696 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,344 AT LEAST I MADE MONEY OFF MY 697 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,068 HUSTLE. 698 00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:33,965 YOU STILL LIVING WITH YOUR 699 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:34,931 PARENTS. 700 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:35,896 HOW YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING 701 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,620 LIKE THAT? 702 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,896 HOW CAN YOU SAY IT'S NONE OF 703 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:40,551 MY BUSINESS? 704 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:41,517 BECAUSE IT ISN'T ANY OF YOUR 705 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:42,172 BUSINESS. 706 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,000 AND WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO 707 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,758 ACT LIKE SUCH A VICTIM? 708 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:44,827 "OH, THESE WOMEN KEEP THROWING 709 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:45,551 THEMSELVES..." 710 00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:46,413 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 711 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,482 DON'T JUMP ALL OVER BRYAN. 712 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:48,379 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUST PUT 713 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:49,172 YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE LIKE 714 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:49,758 THAT. 715 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,586 HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 716 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,448 OKAY, BUT, SEE, I DIDN'T ASK 717 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,413 HIM FOR HELP, AND I DON'T NEED 718 00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:53,379 YOURS NOW. 719 00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,344 OH, NOW, JANINE, JUST WAIT A 720 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,000 MINUTE, OKAY? 721 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 NOW YOU'RE JUMPING ON C.J. 722 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,241 YOU DID -- YOU SAT RIGHT HERE, 723 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,310 AND YOU JUST TOLD EVERYBODY YOUR 724 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,241 BUSINESS. DON'T JUMP ON C.J. 725 00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:00,620 AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT. 726 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,241 YES. AND, BRYAN, YOU NEED TO 727 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,517 KEEP TABS ON THIS ONE RIGHT 728 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:04,206 HERE. 729 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,000 C.J., PLEASE. 730 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 KEEP TABS ON YOURSELF. 731 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,206 AND I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU -- 732 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,413 UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? -- 733 00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:10,103 WHAT? 734 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,275 YOU ARE SO... 735 00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,379 YEAH, YEAH. DON'T JUST BE 736 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,965 JUMPING ON PEOPLE. 737 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,448 WHY ARE YOU GETTING ON HER? 738 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,827 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 739 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:22,448 HEY!! 740 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:23,793 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELLING? 741 00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:26,655 YEAH. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN 742 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:27,793 IN HERE. 743 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,344 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, 744 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:30,310 BUT YOU GUYS NEED TO GET IT 745 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,000 TOGETHER. 746 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,448 YEAH. YOU'RE LOVELY COUPLES. 747 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:34,896 NOW, DON'T LET CURTIS' PROBLEM 748 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:35,965 BECOME YOUR PROBLEM. 749 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,275 THEY'RE RIGHT. 750 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,620 I'M SORRY. 751 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,241 YEAH. YEAH, THEY ARE. 752 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:42,413 HEY, SIT DOWN. 753 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,896 I'M SORRY, OKAY? 754 00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:47,241 YOU'RE NOT A MOOCHING, WANNABE, 755 00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:48,758 FAKE HUSTLER PLAYA, OKAY? 756 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,103 BRYAN, I COMPLETELY 757 00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:51,827 UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN THROW 758 00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:53,344 THEMSELVES AT YOU. 759 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,310 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, AND I 760 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:58,413 SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED. 761 00:18:58,413 --> 00:18:59,862 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO 762 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:02,379 SAY TO ME? 763 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,896 SERIOUSLY, BABY... 764 00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:06,413 YOU WERE ON CRACK? 765 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:06,758 BRYAN! 46035

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