Original subtitles

Malik: DAD, JAZI KEEPS THROWING

PAPER BALLS AT ME.

C.J.: JAZMINE, STOP THROWING THINGS AT YOUR BROTHER.

YOU KNOW NOT TO THROW THINGS AT YOUR BROTHER.

Jazmine: BUT I'M NOT THROWING THINGS AT HIM.

I'M DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK,

AND YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO START OVER.

Malik: YEAH, AND EVERY TIME SHE START OVER,

SHE HAS TO ERASE SOMETHING.

Jazmine: HA HA HA! C.J.: JAZMINE.

Malik: AND THEN SHE BLOWS IT DOWN

TO THE END OF MY TABLE,

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

HER BREATH IS STRAIGHT HUMMING.

Jazmine: NO, IT'S NOT. SEE, DADDY?

C.J.: NO, NO. I-I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, BABY.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT?

NOW GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK, ALL RIGHT?

DON'T BE THROWING NOTHING AT ME.

YOU, TOO, MAN. GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK.

Janine: HEY, BABIES. Malik: HELLO.

LISTEN, C.J. I'M GOING OUT WITH BRYAN TONIGHT,

AND I WANT TO TAKE THE KIDS WITH ME

SO I CAN SEE HOW HE, YOU KNOW, IS WITH THEM.

C.J.: OH, YOU GOING ON A DATE? Janine: YEAH.

C.J.: YEAH. WELL, I GOT A DATE, TOO.

I FINALLY GOT IN TOUCH WITH TANYA,

SO WE GONNA OUT TONIGHT, TOO, SO THAT'S PERFECT,

YOU TAKING THE KIDS. Janine: THAT'S GREAT.

C.J.: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. Janine: ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. C.J.: ALL RIGHT.

WHERE YOU GOING? Janine: OH, I GOT TO GO

TO THE NAIL SALON.

I CAN'T GO OUT ON MY DATE

WITH MY NAILS NOT RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

C.J.: YEAH. YOU GOTTA GET THEM DONE. YEAH.

DON'T WANT TO SCARE THE MAN AWAY,

NOT ON THE FIRST DATE. HA HA!

♪♪

C.J.: I WANT Y'ALL TO BE

ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, ALL RIGHT?

I WANT YOU TO MEET MISS TANYA. I WANT YOU TO BE GOOD.

THAT'S HER AT THE DOOR RIGHT NOW. YOU HEAR ME?

Malik: YEAH. C.J.: OKAY.

Malik: BEST BEHAVIOR, JAZMINE.

C.J.: HEY. LOOK AT YOU.

MAN, YOU LOOK GREAT. Tanya: THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. YOU WEARING THAT DRESS, GIRL.

COME HERE, COME HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET MY KIDS.

THIS IS MALIK, MY SON, ALL RIGHT?

THIS IS MISS TANYA, AND THAT'S JAZMINE, MY BABY.

Tanya: HELLO, JAZMINE. YOU TWO LOOK VERY NICE.

Both: THANK YOU.

Jazmine: WE'RE GOING OUT WITH MOMMY

AND HER FRIEND, MR. BRYAN.

Tanya: HMM.

Malik: FATHER, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE?

C.J.: OH. OKAY.

GO AHEAD. HAVE A SEAT.

Malik: UM, FATHER, IF THIS BRYAN CHARACTER

HAPPENS TO STEP OUT OF LINE,

HE'S GONNA COME IN CONTACT WITH THESE RIGHT HERE.

C.J.: OKAY. WELL, LISTEN, SON,

YOU TRY TO RELAX AND ENJOY YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT?

I THINK YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA BE OKAY.

ALL RIGHT? YOU, TOO.

HEY, HEY, RELAX. LOOSEN UP.

Jazmine: DADDY, WHY CAN'T YOU AND MOMMY

GO ON A DATE LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WENT TO THE PARTY?

C.J.: WELL, BABY, I TOLD YOU.

THAT-- THAT WASN'T REALLY A DATE, SWEETHEART.

AND THE REASON WE CAN'T GO OUT ON DATES WITH EACH OTHER

IS BECAUSE WE BOTH MET NEW FRIENDS

THAT WE WANT TO GO OUT WITH TOGETHER, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT? AND LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU TRY

AND SIT DOWN AND TALK TO MISS TANYA,

'CAUSE YOU MIGHT REALLY LIKE HER.

HOW ABOUT THAT, OKAY?

BOTH OF YOU, CAN WE TALK TO HER?

THANK YOU.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

Janine: I'LL GET IT.

Malik: WOW, MOM. YOU LOOK AMAZING.

Janine: THANK YOU, BABY. SO DO YOU.

HELLO, TANYA. HOW ARE YOU?

Tanya: HEY, JANINE.

Tanya: HELLO, BRYAN.

Bryan: JANINE, YOU'RE AS LOVELY AS EVER.

FOR YOU. Janine: OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

UM, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU

TO MY EX-HUSBAND, C.J.,

AND OUR CHILDREN, MALIK AND JAZMINE.

Bryan: GOOD TO MEET YOU. BRYAN DAWSON.

C.J.: NICE TO MEET YOU.

THIS IS TANYA, MY FRIEND.

Tanya: HELLO. Bryan: BRYAN DAWSON.

C.J.: AUNT ELLA, UNCLE CURTIS,

I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND TANYA.

Tanya: HELLO. NICE TO MEET YOU. Ella: HELLO, TANYA. WELCOME.

Curtis: TANYA. Tanya: OH, HELLO.

Curtis: WOW! Tanya: OH.

Curtis: TAN-YA!

Janine: EXCUSE ME, UH, AUNT ELLA, UNCLE CURTIS,

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND, BRYAN DAWSON.

Curtis: BRYAN DAWSON?

WHAT-- WHAT? BRYAN DAWSON?

BRYAN DAW-- BRYAN DAWSON?

BRYAN DAWSON, THE WIDE RECEIVER,

BRYAN DAWSON? Bryan: YEAH, YEAH.

BUT SINCE I GOT INJURED, NOW I'M AN INVESTMENT BANKER.

Curtis: AND HE GOT MONEY.

HE'S STILL GOT MONEY.

THIS THE MAN.

C.J. IS AMAN.

THIS IS THEMAN.

GREATEST RECEIVER EVER LIVED.

AND YOU DATING JANINE?

Bryan: YES, SIR, I AM.

Curtis: I USED TO HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU.

YOU THINK I COULD GET TICKETS OVER TO THE DOME, MAN?

Ella: CURTIS, BABY.

Bryan: I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

Tanya: UM, C.J., I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING, HUH, YEAH?

OKAY. COME ON. SORRY.

WELL, NICE MEETING EVERYBODY, ALL RIGHT?

C.J.: YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.

Curtis: BYE, TANYA. BYE, TANYA!

Janine: UM, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD PROBABLY

GET GOING, AS WELL, OKAY?

COME ON, KIDS.

LET'S GO. Ella: HAVE A GOOD TIME.

BEHAVE. Jazmine: YES, MA'AM.

Curtis: BOY, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU--

WHEN YOU CAUGHT THAT BALL THAT ONE TIME.

I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

WHAT SUPER BOWL WAS THAT?

I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT--

BABY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM.

HE CAUGHT THE BALL. MY MAN THREW--

THE QUARTERBACK THREW THE BALL, RIGHT?

THEY DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GONNA GET IT,

'CAUSE THERE WAS LIKE EIGHT SECONDS LEFT,

AND THEN HE JUST SAID, "OH, IT'S GOOD."

YOU REMEMBER THAT?

C.J.: THAT WAS GREAT.

Tanya: OH! THANK YOU FOR MY MOROCCAN FEAST.

C.J.: OH, GIRL, I LOVE MOROCCAN FOOD.

IT WAS GREAT.

Tanya: THEN WHY WERE YOU MAKING SUCH FUNKY FACES

DURING DINNER?

C.J.: OH. I KEPT GETTING THAT COUSCOUS

STUCK IN MY TEETH.

MAN, I MEAN, WHO KNEW THAT EATING ON A PILLOW

WITH YOUR BARE HANDS AÁ LA CARTE

WOULD BE SO EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW?

NO, YOU WERE-- YOU WERE RIGHT.

Tanya: YEAH? C.J.: YEAH.

Jazmine: DADDY, DADDY, LOOK WHAT MR. DAWSON BOUGHT ME!

Malik: MAN, HE BOUGHT US THE LATEST GAMEPALS.

C.J.: BRYAN, BROTHER, YOU BOUGHT MY KIDS GIFTS?

Janine: C.J., IT'S NO BIG DEAL, OKAY?

HE JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THE KIDS.

Bryan: YEAH. THEY, LIKE--

THEY ONLY COST LIKE $100 APIECE.

C.J.: 100--

Malik: LET ME TELL YOU WHAT ELSE

MR. DAWSON DID FOR US, MAN.

I LIKE MR. DAWSON. I LIKE HIM.

MAN, HE TOOK US TO THE FINEST RESTAURANTS

RIGHT, MAN?

WE WAS EATING THE FINEST DISHES.

WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SHARE BILLS,

YOU KNOW HOW LIKE WHEN WE GO OUT WITH YOU?

C.J.: [ SARCASTIC LAUGH ] YOU CRAZY.

BOY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Tanya: C.J., I THINK I'M GONNA GET GOING, ALL RIGHT?

C.J.: OH. OKAY. WELL, I HAD A GREAT TIME.

Tanya: ME, TOO.

Jazmine: UH, HUH, HUH.

THAT'S REALLY-- THAT'S REALLY GREAT.

Bryan: I THINK I'M GONNA GET GOING, TOO.

Janine: OH, REALLY? Bryan: YEAH.

Janine: WELL, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

Jazmine: UH-HUH. THAT'S REALLY GREAT.

Janine: WATCH THE DOOR.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, LITTLE CHAPERONE.

Jazmine: OH, WHAT'S UP, DADDY?

C.J.: COME ON. IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.

Malik: ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. Jazmine: GOOD NIGHT.

Janine: GOOD NIGHT, PRINCESS. I'M GONNA TURN IN, TOO.

C.J.: YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE LAST TIME

THEM KIDS ARE GONNA SEE BRYAN, RIGHT?

Janine: WHY, BECAUSE HE BOUGHT THEM GIFTS?

COME ON, C.J. IT'S REALLY NOT THAT DEEP.

C.J.: NO, NO. HE'S NOT GONNA BUY MY KIDS.

Tanya: HE'S NOT TRYING TO BUY YOUR KIDS.

IF ANYTHING, HE'S DOING THIS FOR ME.

C.J.: YEAH, WELL, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIND

SOME OTHER WAY TO IMPRESS YOU.

Tanya: COME ON. WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

YOU'VE BEEN TRIPPING SINCE I'VE STARTED SEEING--

IS IT BECAUSE WE SLEPT TOGETHER?

I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS.

C.J.: SHH! WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Janine: I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THAT,

BUT YOU'RE ACTING REAL INSECURE.

I TOLD YOU, I'M COOL. SEE TANYA.

WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME-- C.J.: I'M COOL, TOO.

THIS AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.

Ella: HEY.

C.J.: HE'S NOT GONNA BUY MY KIDS.

Ella: HEY.

SO HOW DID YOU ALL DO ON YOUR DATES?

Janine: GREAT. C.J.: YEAH.

EXCEPT HER NEW BOYFRIEND

IS TRYING TO BRIBE MY KIDS WITH EXPENSIVE GIFTS.

I AIN'T HAVING IT.

Curtis: WHAT? JANINE, C.J.'s RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, A REAL MAN DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS YOU

WITH BUYING STUFF FOR YOUR KIDS

AND BUYING YOU STUFF, IT'S ABOUT HIS CHARACTER.

C.J.: THANK YOU. Janine: YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE.

Curtis: WHAT'S THAT?

V.I.P.-- V.I.-- V.I.--

V.I.P. TICKETS TO THE GAME?

Janine: YES. Curtis: THAT'S GOOD.

C.J., THAT MAN AIN'T TRYING TO BUY THEM KIDS.

HE GOT THE KIDS SOMETHING? SO WHAT?

YOU CAN'T GET THEM NOTHING. C.J.: YOU JUST SAID--

Curtis: YOU'RE GONNA BE CHRISTIAN,

OR YOU AIN'T GONNA BE CHRISTIAN.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND. CHOOSE YE THIS DAY.

Janine: GOOD NIGHT.

C.J.: HEY, HEY. Tanya: HEY!

I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

C.J.: WHAT'S THAT?

TICKETS TO THE CIRCUS? OH, MAN!

Tanya: I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE WE COULD TAKE THE KIDS TONIGHT.

C.J.: YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

Janine: EXCUSE ME. HELLO. I'M SORRY,

BUT BRYAN AND I ARE TAKING THE CHILDREN

TO THE AMAZING ATHLETES AWARDS TONIGHT.

C.J.: SINCE WHEN?

Janine: SINCE HALF PAST I SAID SO.

C.J.: IS THAT RIGHT? WELL, LOOKING AT MY WATCH,

IT'S A QUARTER TO THE HELL TO THE NO.

Tanya: OH, UM, YOU KNOW WHAT, C.J.?

WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK TO ME?

I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OKAY?

C.J.: NO. NO. SIT DOWN.

Tanya: WHAT? C.J.: YEAH. SIT DOWN.

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ABOUT THIS.

Janine: I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE A PROBLEM, OKAY?

SO I'VE ALREADY TOLD THE KIDS.

THEY'RE GETTING DRESSED. BRYAN'S ALREADY ON THE WAY.

C.J.: OH, HE'S ON HIS WAY? Janine: HE'S ON HIS WAY.

Curtis: IS HE HERE YET? IS HE--

HEY, JANINE. WHEN YOU GONNA SEE BRYAN AGAIN?

Janine: I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE HIM, OH, IN A FEW MINUTES

BECAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE AMAZING ATHLETES AWARDS,

BUT C.J. DOESN'T WANT THE KIDS TO GO.

Curtis: WHY NOT? C.J.: WHY NOT?

WELL, BECAUSE TANYA BOUGHT US TICKETS TO THE CIRCUS.

Curtis: THE CIRCUS? COME ON, MAN.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

I MEAN, THE CIRCUS IS COOL,

BUT IT AIN'T THE AMAZING ATHLETE AWARDS!

LET THE KIDS GO, MAN.

Janine: THANK YOU, UNCLE CURTIS.

Curtis: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS DID

LIKE YOU, JANINE.

YOU'RE GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD PEOPLE.

AND I SEE YOU GOT YOUR DRESS.

YOU LOOK, UH, LIKE YOU GOT A DRESS ON.

I'M GONNA SIT O-- I'M GONNA SIT HERE.

Janine: WHAT IS THAT?

Curtis: OH, THIS IS STUFF I'M GONNA GET HIM--

HE GONNA SIGN SOME STUFF FOR ME.

C.J.: I JUST SAY WE JUST LET THE KIDS DECIDE.

Janine: ARE YOU SERIOUS? C.J.: LET THE KIDS CHOOSE.

MALIK, JAZMINE, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE, PLEASE?

Malik: HEY, DAD. WHAT'S UP? C.J.: HEY, HEY, GUYS.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? LISTEN, HOW WOULD YOU GUYS

LIKE TO GO WITH ME AND TANYA

TO THE HIP-HOPPING, POP-LOCKING CIRCUS

INSTEAD OF THAT BORING AMAZING ATHLETES,

UM, THING, WHATEVER THAT IS?

Malik: OH. DAD, IS DWYANE WADE

GONNA BE THERE TAMING THE TIGERS?

C.J.: NO.

Kids: THEN WE'LL PASS.

Curtis: HA HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY.

THEM KIDS, BOY-- [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

Janine: GO GET THE DOOR, MALIK. Malik: OKAY.

Bryan: EVENING, MALIK. Malik: HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

Bryan: GOOD. SO, IS EVERYBODY READY?

Janine: YES. WE'RE ALL SET.

Bryan: JANINE, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

BUT I GOT US A LIMO. THOUGHT THE KIDS MIGHT...

LIKE IT.

Malik: WHOO!

MAN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MAN.

THAT LIMO OUT THERE, MAN-- THAT IS GANGSTA, MAN.

MAN, DAD, YOU NEED TO GO SEE IT, MAN.

IT MAKE YOUR RIDE LOOK LIKE A TOY TRUCK.

Curtis: HA HA HA!

Jazmine: SEE YOU LATER, DADDY.

HAVE FUN AT THE CIRCUS.

Curtis: HEH HEH!

Janine: I'LL BE WITH THE KIDS.

Bryan: GOOD NIGHT.

Curtis: HOLD ON. B.D., HOLD ON.

UH, LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOU.

PLAY COUSIN. HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW WE LIKE FAMILY NOW,

SINCE YOU CAME THROUGH MY DOOR AND STUFF.

UM, LOOK HERE. I GOT A LITTLE STUFF HERE.

I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO THE AWARDS.

JUST WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE BETWEEN THE--

YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY'RE HANDING YOU STUFF,

SIGN A COUPLE OF THEM FOR ME.

SIGN-- JUST SIGN SOME STUFF FOR ME.

Bryan: OKAY, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

Curtis: COME HERE, BOY. HA HA HA!

[ LAUGHING ]

WATCH OUT NOW! HEY, HEY!

YOU GONNA CATCH IT?

Janine: OKAY. C.J.: IT'S ABOUT TIME.

Janine: I'M SORRY. AFTER THE--

Ella: CURTIS! Curtis: I GOT MY STUFF,

I GOT MY STUFF, I GOT MY STUFF.

Janine: HE WANTED TO RIDE THE KIDS

AROUND THE CITY IN THE LIMO.

Jazmine: DADDY, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.

I STUCK MY HEAD OUT OF THE LIMO'S SUNROOF.

C.J.: OH, I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, BABY,

BUT IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR Y'ALL TO GET READY FOR BED, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY, BABY? Malik: GOOD NIGHT.

Jazmine: GOOD NIGHT. C.J.: GOOD NIGHT, BABY.

Ella: GOOD NIGHT.

Curtis: GOOD NIGHT, PRECIOUS.

Janine: OH, UM, I GOT TONY DUNGY

TO SIGN THAT FOR YOU.

Curtis: AAH!

[ SOBBING ]

Ella: OH!

Curtis: TONY DUNGY? TONY DUNGY?

Janine: YEAH. HE WAS SITTING AT OUR TABLE.

Curtis: THIS-- DO YOU KNOW WHO TONY DUNGY IS?

THE FIRST BLACK COACH TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.

HELLO?

BABY! Ella: MM-HMM?

TONY DUN-- AND IT'S GOT A GRAVY STAIN.

IT'S GOT A GRAVY STAIN. HE WAS EATING.

Janine: YES. Curtis: HE WAS EATING. TURKEY.

TURKEY AND DRESSING.

HE SPILLED HIS COFFEE.

HE WEARS HUSKY COLOGNE?

WOW! THIS IS GREAT!

ISN'T THIS GREAT?

C.J.: NO, IT'S NOT GREAT.

Curtis: YES, IT IS GREAT.

AND LOOK-- HE SIGNED THE BALL.

LOOK, LOOK. HE SIGNED MY BALL. LOOK.

HEY, HEY, JANINE.

THAT'S A GREAT GUY.

THAT'S A GREAT GUY.

Ella: CURTIS!

Janine: LISTEN, C.J., I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU,

BUT I DO APPRECIATE YOU

LETTING THE KIDS GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT.

Janine: OKAY. GOING TO BED.

HAVE A GOOD EVENING.

Ella: YOU, TOO.

Janine: YOU'RE ALL EMOTIONAL. YOU OKAY?

Curtis: YEAH, I'M FINE. HE SIGNED MY HAT.

THANK YOU, JANINE.

I LOVE YOU, JANINE.

I'M SO GLAD YOU OFF CRACK, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.

[ WHIMPERS ]

Ella: YOU OKAY?

C.J.: NOT REALLY.

Curtis: OOH, OOH!

LOOKIE, LOOK.

WILL A BRYAN DAWSON AUTOGRAPHED SOCK CHEER YOU UP?

C.J.: NO. Curtis: GOOD!

BECAUSE I WASN'T GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

HA! YOU WASN'T GONNA GET IT.

♪ WASN'T GONNA GET IT WASN'T GONNA GET IT ♪

HA HA HA!

HEY, BABY, YOU THINK BRYAN DAWSON WILL SIGN

THE COFFEE MUGS FOR ME?

Ella: YES. Curtis: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

Ella: OKAY, CURTIS. COME ON, BABY. WE NEED TO TALK.

Curtis: OKAY. WE NEED TO TALK.

OH! SALT AND PEPPER SHAKER.

HE'LL SIGN THE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKER.

Ella: CURTIS!

BABY, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BRYAN DAWSON.

Curtis: I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN. I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN.

Ella: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOW C.J.

SOME SUPPORT.

Curtis: I SUPPORT HIS WHOLE FAMILY.

HOW MUCH SUPPORT DOES HE NEED?

Ella: CURTIS...

MORE THAN YOU ARE GIVING HIM.

WHEN BRYAN DAWSON COMES OVER,

YOU JUST LOSE YOUR MIND.

"I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN. I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN!"

YOU DON'T GET EXCITED ABOUT C.J.,

I NEVER SEE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT C.J.

Curtis: I DON'T LIKE C.J. Ella: CURTIS...

Curtis: OKAY, FINE.

I'LL GET EXCITED ABOUT C.J. AS SOON AS HE

GET DRAFTED TO THE PROS.

HA HA! HA HA HA!

Curtis: HEY, C.J.

C.J.: HEY, UNC. Curtis: HEY, MAN.

YOU WANT SOMETHING? CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

WE GOT SOME JELL-O. WE GOT JELL-O.

YOU WANT JELL-O?

SOME PICKLES OR SOMETHING?

WHOO, BOY.

I GOT TO DO SOME-- I GOT TO SAND THESE CABINETS.

NEED TO SAND THESE CABI-- PAINT THESE WALLS ONE DAY.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? [ CHUCKLES ]

UH, YOUR AUNTIE-- I WAS TALKING TO YOUR AUNTIE,

AND SHE SEEMED TO THINK THAT YOU WAS--

YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE HURT

BECAUSE OF HOW I BEEN ACTING WITH, UH,

WITH BRYAN DAWSON.

AND SHE SAID-- I TOLD HER-- YOU KNOW WOMEN-- SENSITIVE.

THEY GOT THAT UTERUS, AND THEY--

IT, LIKE, TEAR THEM UP ON THE INSIDE.

THEY BE, LIKE, ALL EMOTIONAL.

I TOLD HER, "HE AIN'T NO PUNK. HE AIN'T NO PUNK!"

HA HA HA! I TOLD HER-- YOU HURT?

NOPE?

I KNEW YOU WASN'T. THAT'S GOOD.

C.J.: ACTUALLY, I WAS A LITTLE HURT.

[ CURTIS GROANS ]

[ QUIETLY ] Curtis: DAMN.

DO YOU THINK...

THAT YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE JEALOUS

BECAUSE JANINE DATING A BIG-TIME CELEBRITY

WITH ALL THIS MONEY--

ALL THAT MONEY AND STUFF AND YOU BROKE?

C.J.: I DON'T CARE NOTHING ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T CARE WHO SHE DATES.

I'M CONCERNED ABOUT HIM AND MY KIDS.

HE OUT HERE BUYING 'EM ALL THESE THINGS THAT I CAN'T AFFORD.

Curtis: WHY YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT, C.J.?

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT, MAN.

YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU BEEN DOING.

BEING THE BEST FATHER YOU CAN BE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU KEEP DOING.

C.J.: YEAH, BUT KIDS DON'T SEE THAT.

THEY SEE ME AS THE GUY

THAT PUNISHES THEM WHEN THEY DO BAD THINGS,

MAKES THEM DO THEIR HOMEWORK. THEN THEY SEE HIM.

HE COME UP IN HERE, THE GUY WITH ALL THE MONEY

BUYING GIFTS. Curtis: MAN, COME ON.

THAT AIN'T WHAT THEY SEE. THEY SEE SOMEBODY

TRYING TO IMPRESS THEIR MOTHER.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SEE.

EVENTUALLY, THAT'S GONNA STOP.

YOU THEIR FATHER. THAT AIN'T NEVER GONNA CHANGE.

HE CAN'T CHANGE THAT. YOU HEARD IT?

SHOOT, WHAT YOU WORRIED ABOUT, MAN?

THE KIDS LOVE YOU.

JAZMINE AND MALIK. THEY LOVE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU BROKE.

BUT THEY LOVE YOU.

AND-- AND-- AND YOUR AUNT ELLA LOVES YOU.

BART AND KEENAN LOVE YOU.

ANGEL.

ANGEL-- SHE SAID IT IN SPANISH.

THE MAILMAN LOVE YOU.

THAT'S A LOT OF LOVE, MAN. THAT'S A LOT-- A LOT OF PEOPLE.

THAT'S A LOT OF LOVE YOU'RE GETTING.

C.J.: YEAH. YOU MY UNCLE.

YOU LOVE ME? Curtis: WHAT?

HOW YOU JUST GONNA COME OUT YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT?

HOW YOU GONNA JUST SAY THAT OUT THE BLUE?

JUST LIKE IT'S JUST ON TOP OF YOUR DOME?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YEAH. I LOVE YOU. C.J.: I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

Curtis: DON'T HEAR WHAT? C.J.: I DIDN'T HEAR

WHAT YOU JUST SAID. Curtis: I WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU.

Curtis: C.J., I KNOW I'M HARD ON YOU.

I KNOW I'M HARD ON YOU.

BUT DO YOU KNOW THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE

WAS THE DAY THAT YOU DECIDED TO FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS--

HELLO-- AND BECOME A FIREMAN?

WHAT?! COME ON, MAN!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DID TO-- [ VOICE CRACKING ]

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DID TO ME IN HERE?

C.J.: UNC. Curtis: HUH?

C.J.: YOU GOT A UTERUS? Curtis: WHAT?

C.J.: YOU SEEM A LITTLE SENSITIVE.

Curtis: I'M JUST LETTING YOU-- I'M POURING MY HEART OUT

TO YOU, MAN.

REAL TALK, HOMES. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

TRUTH BE TOLD, I DON'T EVEN LIKE BRYAN DAWSON.

I'M THROUGH WITH HIM.

C.J.: HEH HEH! SO NO MORE AUTOGRAPHS?

Curtis: NO. I SAID I DON'T LIKE HIM.

I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT HIS AUTOGRAPH.

I GOT HIM TO SIGN ALL THIS STUFF.

I'M SELLING THIS STUFF ONLINE.

WOOH! I'M GETTING PAID, JACK!

HE GONNA SIGN SOME MORE STUFF FOR ME. WE GONNA HAVE LUNCH.

I'M GONNA GO EAT. WHAT'S THAT?

IS THAT YOUR UTERUS?

[ LAUGHS ]

"HEY, BABY," YOU, TOO.

NO, NO, THIS AIN'T JANINE.

NO. THIS-- THIS C.P.

WHAT'S UP, B.D.?

CURTIS-- CURTIS PAYNE.

NO. JANINE'S UNCLE. I GOT HER PHONE.

REMEMBER ME? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

YEAH. YEAH.

WELL, YOU KNOW JANINE, MY FAVORITE NIECE.

WHAT? NO. I WAS JUST SAYING.

YOU SIGNED ALL THAT STUFF FOR ME.

UH, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER

AND, UH, MAYBE YOU COULD-- YOU KNOW,

I GOT SOME MORE STUFF THAT YOU COULD SIGN,

YOU KNOW, JUST IF YOU FEEL LIKE SIGNING.

YOU WOULD? YOU WOUL--

[ COUGHS ]

[ SOFTLY ] YOU WOULD?

OKAY. NO.

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