Original subtitles

MORNING, DADDY.

WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

WELL, SINCE AUNT ELLA DIDN'T

COME OUT OF HER ROOM FOR

BREAKFAST THIS MORNING --

FROOTY HOOPS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

AUNTIE ELLA USUALLY PREPARES A

HOT BREAKFAST.

HOT?

YOU WANT HOT, I CAN MAKE HOT.

WHOA! NO, NO, NO!

THEN WHAT Y'ALL WANT?

YOU WANT PANCAKES, FRENCH TOAST?

OR YOU WANT MY FAMOUS OMELET

SURPRISE?

UH...

NO, THANK YOU.

YEAH, I'D RATHER NOT BE

SURPRISED BECAUSE LAST TIME MY

STOMACH WAS PRETTY SURPRISED.

SO I'LL JUST TAKE THE

FROOTY HOOPS.

FROOTY HOOPS IT IS.

MORNING, BABIES.

MORNING.

MORNING, C.J.

MORNING.

WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

Both: FROOTY HOOPS.

UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING

ELSE.

I CAN COOK NOW.

OH, NO! NO, NO.

UH, WHERE -- WHERE'S MISS ELLA?

SHE DIDN'T COME OUT FOR

BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, BUT I

CAN COOK.

THAT'S -- THAT'S -- NO,

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'LL DO FROOTY HOOPS.

HA HA!

GOOD MORNING, FREELOADERS.

OH, BEFORE YOU ASK, AUNT ELLA

DID NOT COME OUT OF HER ROOM FOR

BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.

SO WE'RE ALL HAVING

FROOTY HOOPS.

I KNOW SHE DIDN'T COME OUT.

SHE GOT THE FLU.

Together: THE FLU?!

BUT AUNTIE ELLA DOESN'T GET

SICK.

ARE YOU SURE SHE AIN'T JUST

TIRED AND JUST WANTED TO SLEEP

IN?

YOU SEE THIS SHIRT?

SHE THREW UP ALL OVER IT.

[ IMITATES VOMITING ]

UGH.

THANK YOU.

NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

WAIT A MINUTE!

WITHOUT AUNTIE ELLA, WE WON'T

HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES.

WE WON'T HAVE DISHES.

W-WE WON'T HAVE FOOD!

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

CALM DOWN, BOY! CALM DOWN!

GIVE HER ALL SHE'S GOT!

COME BACK, BOY! COME BACK!

COME BACK!

SIT DOWN!

I'M THE FIRE CHIEF.

I HANDLE SITUATIONS.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO FIRST?

[ Voice breaking ] I'M GONNA

ASK ELLA WHAT TO DO.

POPS, PLEASE.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

LAST TIME I DID MY OWN

LAUNDRY, MY BOXERS TURNED INTO

A THONG.

SOUNDS LIKE TO ME YOU GOT

THREE CHOICES.

YOU CAN EITHER TAKE THEM TO THE

LAUNDROMAT, YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO

THE CLEANERS, OR YOU CAN MAKE

FUNKY THE NEW SEXY.

GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!

WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT?

SHE GOT THE PART IN THE

SCHOOL PLAY.

[ SQUEALS ]

I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY IT.

WELL, YOU WERE TAKING TOO

LONG.

AWW!

WELL, WHICH PLAY IS IT,

SWEETHEART?

THAT'S GREAT.

HOW BIG IS YOUR PART, BABY?

AND DO I HAVE TO GO?

I'M THE PRINCESS IN

"PRINCESS AND THE PEACH."

OOH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A

BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS, SWEETIE.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN THE

SCHOOL PLAY.

I HAD THE LEAD IN

"OLIVER TWIST."

I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES.

[ English accent ] "PLEASE, SIR,

MAY I HAVE SOME MORE GRUB?"

WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLIVER TWIST.

HEY, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN

"THE WIZ."

I WAS THE STAR.

OOH! WERE YOU DOROTHY?

[ FAKES LAUGHING ]

NO. I WAS THE LION.

AND I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES.

[ ROARS ]

DOROTHY WAS THE STAR.

PROPAGANDA MADE DOROTHY THE

STAR.

DOROTHY --

THE STAR WAS THE LION.

COME ON, JAZZY.

I'LL COACH YOU.

DID YOU KNOW MOMMY WAS IN A LOT

OF PLAYS, STARTING ABOUT AT YOUR

AGE?

I WAS A WITCH. I'VE BEEN A TREE.

I THOUGHT ABOUT AUDITIONING FOR

"AIDA" ON BROADWAY, BUT I CAN

SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A PRINCESS,

BABY.

YOUR MOMMY'S BEEN A LOT OF

PRINCESSES.

OOH!

OOH, IT'S RIGHT THERE.

WHAT?

SHE USED TO STAR IN

"THE PRINCESS AND THE --"

DON'T YOU SAY IT.

"PIPE."

OHH! THAT'S JUST WRONG.

OH! FELT GOOD.

"CLOSED"?

HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU?

[ BELL DINGS ]

YEAH.

UNCLE CURTIS, WHY IS THERE A

CLOSED SIGN FOR THE KITCHEN?

BECAUSE THE DINER IS CLOSED.

WE'RE CLOSED UNTIL DINNERTIME.

IT'S ABOUT A HALF-HOUR AWAY.

BUT AUNTIE ELLA NEVER CLOSED

DOWN THE KITCHEN.

NEW CHEF, NEW RULES.

WELL, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A

SNACK?

READ THE SIGN.

WHAT'S THE SIGN SAY?

IT SAYS "OPEN FOR" WHAT?

BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

UNCLE CURTIS, I'M HUNGRY.

I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT THIS

TIME BECAUSE I LIKE YOU...

A LITTLE BIT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ORDER?

UM, SOME CARROTS.

K-A--

UNCLE CURTIS.

WILL YOU PLEASE -- I'M

DOING -- I'M WORKING.

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY, YOU WANT CHOPPED

CARROTS OR WHOLE CARROTS?

HMM. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

CHOPPED CARROTS OR WHOLE

CARROTS?

THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU.

COULD YOU PLEASE ORDER, SIR?

UNCLE CURTIS, I'LL TAKE

WHOLE CARROTS.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

UNCLE CURTIS, WHO ARE YOU --

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

I'M TALKING TO THE COOK.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU

SPEAKING?

I'M SPEAKING COOK LANGUAGE.

THIS IS CHEF LANGUAGE,

INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE.

YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE

YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE, UH, CHEF

COOK SCHOOL.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

DID YOU SAY YOU WANT CHOCOLATE

OR RANCH DRESSING?

UM, TELL HER I WANT

CHOCOLATE.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

WHAT'D SHE --

PLEASE. THAT'S RUDE.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

SHE SAID, "NO."

SHE SAID, "YOU DON'T NEED

CHOCOLATE.

THERE'S TOO MUCH.

THERE'S TOO MUCH.

NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU."

TELL HER I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE

MY CARROTS PLAIN THEN.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

UNCLE CURTIS, NOW YOU SOUND

LIKE YOU'RE SPANISH.

SHE'S BI-- SHE'S -- SHE'S

MIXED.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SHE SAID WE DON'T HAVE

CARROTS.

[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]

NO, YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK

LIKE THAT!

YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK LIKE

THAT!

YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK

LIKE THAT!

YOU MUST LEAVE THE PREMISES,

SIR.

[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]

ALL RIGHT.

MOMMY, I'M TIRED OF

PRACTICING.

CAN WE AT LEAST JUST TAKE A

BREAK?

NO. NO, NO, NO.

WE NEED FOR YOU TO BE READY,

OKAY?

NOW I WANT YOU TO COME FROM YOUR

DIAPHRAGM.

REMEMBER -- YOU GOT TO PROJECT.

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, SHOULDERS

DOWN.

OKAY, WE'RE GOING FROM THE TOP.

LET'S GO.

OH, QUEEN GERALDINE, I'M SO

TIRED.

I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK ON THAT

BED.

CUT! CUT.

JAZZY, WHAT ARE YOU -- BABY, HOW

DO YOU EXPECT TO MARRY THE

PRINCE RECITING LINES LIKE THAT?

WHA--

BABY, YOU WANT TO BE A STAR,

HUH?

HERE IS WHERE YOU START PAYING

IN SWEAT.

ARE YOU SWEATING?

ARE YOU SWEATING?

I DON'T SEE NO SWEAT.

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

WHERE IS YOUR FOCUS, HUH?

WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATION?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M TIRED.

NO!

NO, JAZMINE, JAZMINE, YOUR

MOTIVATION IS THAT YOU ARE --

YOU ARE -- YOU'RE TIRED.

YOU'RE SO TIRED OF BEING A SMALL

FARM GIRL, OKAY?

YOU'RE READY TO BECOME THE NEXT

PRINCESS OF PEACHVILLE, ALL

RIGHT?

YOU HAVE TO WALK IT.

EVERYTHING MUST BE GLAM.

NAOMI CAMPBELL, IF YOU HAVE

TO, OKAY?

BUT YOU NEED TO BRING IT, OR

ELSE SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY'S

ALWAYS READY TO TAKE YOUR SPOT,

BABY.

TRUST ME. I KNOW.

THAT GIRL CAROLINE TOOK --

STAY ON YOU.

LISTEN, YOU NEED TO FOCUS, ALL

RIGHT?

NOW YOU WANT TO RUN IT FROM THE

TOP AGAIN?

WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

CAN I JUST BE JAZMINE FOR

RIGHT NOW?

[ SIGHS ]

OH, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU CAN TAKE

A BREAK FOR A S-- A LITTLE

BREAK, ALL RIGHT?

BUT AFTER DINNER WE'RE RIGHT

BACK AT IT, OKAY?

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BRING IT.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP.

YOU GOT TO COME UP.

YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY.

UNCLE CURTIS, CAN I HAVE

SOME WATER?

WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT.

WATCH OUT. WHAT YOU DOING?

WHAT YOU DOING?

CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?

NO KITCHEN?

HUH?

YOU CAN'T GO IN THE KITCHEN.

WHAT YOU NEED?

UH, CAN I HAVE SOME WATER?

GO FIND A SINK.

CUP YOUR HANDS.

SPLASH THE WATER IN YOUR MOUTH.

THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL.

THAT'S HOW WE USED TO DO IT.

THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS

SO CRAZY.

STUPID PLAY.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, LITTLE

GIRL, LITTLE GIRL, WATCH WHERE

YOU'RE THROWING YOUR STUFF.

I JUST CLEANED UP.

SORRY, UNC.

SHE'S JUST UPSET THAT SHE GOT

DEMOTED IN THE SCHOOL PLAY DOWN

TO A TREE.

YEAH, AND THANKS TO MOMMY,

MY TEACHER SAID THAT I WAS OVER

THE TOP, AND NOW I'M A DUMB OLD

TREE WITH NO LINES!

WELL, I'M -- I'M -- I'M

SORRY, JAZZY.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE

HELPFUL -- ACH...

UNH-UNH!

UNH-UNH. UNH-UNH.

[ SNEEZES ]

TO THE BACK!

TAKE IT TO THE BACK!

GERM-FREE ZONE, GERM-FREE

ZONE.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

KEEP IT BACK THERE.

OH, ELLA!

NOT AGAIN!

ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

BABY, TREES ARE NOT THAT

BAD, YOU KNOW?

WE NEED TREES.

TREES ARE -- THEY HAVE LEAVES.

THEY'RE STRONG.

UM, THEY -- THEY HAVE CHARACTER.

THEY, UH -- THEY GIVE US OXYGEN.

THEY --

GET PEED ON.

NO.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT THEY'RE

USED TO BUILD THINGS.

BUT I WANTED TO BE A

PRINCESS.

WELL, BABY YOU ARE ALWAYS

GONNA BE MY LITTLE PRINCESS,

OKAY?

NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I USED

TO DO WHEN I WAS A TREE, OKAY?

NOW, THIS IS THE TRUNK.

MM-HMM.

THESE ARE THE BRANCHES,

RIGHT?

THESE ARE THE LEAVES.

UH-OH!

IT'S WINDY! IT'S WINDY OUTSIDE!

WHOA! WHOA!

UH-OH. UH-OH.

I SEE A TREE THAT'S IN KANSAS.

OH, IS THAT A TORNADO COMING TO

PULL IT UP OUT OF ITS ROOTS AND

SNAP IT LIKE A TWIG?

OH! AND THE TORNADO KNOCKS IT

INTO THE HOUSE, AND IT SMACKS

MALIK RIGHT IN THE HEAD.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.

MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO STAND

STILL.

JAZZY, LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU

DON'T HAVE LINES DOES NOT MEAN

YOU GOT TO BE BORING.

NOW, SOMETIMES, THE SMALLEST

PART, THE SMALLEST ROLE CAN

STEAL THE WHOLE SHOW!

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY, DADDY, I'LL BE A TREE.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW LET ME SEE YOUR FUNKY TREE.

THE WIND IS BLOWING.

THE WIND IS BLOWING.

THE WIND IS -- UH-OH! UH-OH!

THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD, BABY!

THANK YOU, DADDY.

AND REMEMBER -- A TREE LIVES

A WHOLE LOT LONGER THAN A

PRINCESS.

YUP, UNLESS THEY STAY IN THE

RAINFOREST OR GET CHOPPED DOWN.

I GOT DEMOTED AGAIN.

AGAIN, DADDY!

HUH?

NOW I'M NOT EVEN A TREE.

I'M A ROCK!

A ROCK, SOMETHING YOU SEE

OUTSIDE, DADDY.

I COULD CRUSH A ROCK RIGHT NOW

'CAUSE MY TEACHER SAID, "A TREE

CAN'T DO THE WALKING OUT."

WHAT?

NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY

BRANCHES, LEAVES, AND YOU CAN'T

DO ANY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, DAD, LET'S SEE YOU TRY TO

SOLVE THIS ONE 'CAUSE ROCKS --

THEY'RE PRECIOUS, LITTLE

MINERALS, AIN'T THEY?

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, TOO.

SHUT UP!

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

SIT YOUR ROCKHEAD DOWN.

NOW, JAZZY. ROCKS ARE GOOD, TOO.

YEAH, UNLESS THEY GET PEED

ON.

I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT

THIS STUPID PLAY ANYMORE!

I'M QUITTING.

THAT'S IT, BABY.

TAKE A STAND!

ROCKS ARE GOOD.

WE NEED ROCKS.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR ROCKS, WE'D

HAVE NO MOUNT RUSHMORE, NO ROCK

OF GIBRALTAR, NO --

CRACK HOUSES.

DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO

BE HELPFUL AND EVERYTHING, BUT

I DON'T THINK JAZMINE KNOWS WHAT

THOSE ROCKS REALLY ARE.

DO YOU, JAZZY?

NO? OKAY.

UH, WELL, YOU LIKE CHRIS ROCK.

AND YOU LIKE THE ROCK.

AND YOU LIKE TO ROCK NEW

CLOTHES.

YEAH!

SO THERE YOU GO!

[ CHUCKLES ]

ALL RIGHT, DADDY.

I'LL BE A ROCK.

OKAY.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SHOW

YOU HOW TO BE A ROCK THEN.

UH, I GUESS I'LL PASS.

WELL, THEN, IF I DON'T SHOW

YOU, WHO'S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW

TO BE A ROCK?

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[ SNEEZES ]

OH, MAN. COME ON. COME ON.

[ SNEEZES ]

HEY, HEY, HEY.

MAKE LIKE CALVIN.

BE BREEZY, SNEEZY.

COME ON, MAN.

COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

IT'S TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH!

TAKE IT TO THE BACK!

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

HI, UNCLE CURTIS.

UM, CAN YOU, UM, TEACH ME HOW TO

BE A ROCK?

CAN YOU GET YOUR FEET OFF OF

ME AND GET OFF MY CHAIR?

A WHAT?

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE A

ROCK?

SIT ON THE COUCH.

YES!

THAT'S GOOD. OH, LOOK AT YOU!

LOOK AT -- YOU'RE A NATURAL.

YOU ARE A NATURAL.

LOOK LIKE A ROCK, DON'T YOU.

CUTE LITTLE ROCK.

CUTE LITTLE ROCK.

LOOK AT THAT LITTLE -- LOOK AT

THAT LITTLE ROCK.

LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROCK.

[ GIGGLES ]

THANKS, UNCLE CURTIS.

WE -- ROCKS DON'T TALK.

ROCKS DON'T TALK.

HOLD ON.

YOU'RE SO GOOD I'M GONNA PUT MY

KEY UNDER YOU.

WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT?

HOW YOU DOING, CALVIN?

WHERE'S POPS?

HE'S IN THE BACK TAKING CARE

OF AUNTIE ELLA.

OH.

WELL, THEN HE WON'T MIND IF I

HELP MYSELF TO SOME FOOD.

[ POPS LIPS ]

WHY IS THERE A CHAIN AROUND THE

KITCHEN DOOR?

THE DINER'S CLOSED.

OKAY.

SO, WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT?

SICK.

OHH, WHY ARE YOU SO SAD,

LITTLE BIT?

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT AT FIRST

I WAS A PRINCESS IN THE SCHOOL

PLAY.

MM-HMM.

BUT THEN MY MOMMY COACHED

ME, AND THEN I GOT DEMOTED TO A

TREE.

WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A

TREE?

UH, NOTHING, BUT THEN MY

DADDY COACHED ME, AND THEN I GOT

DEMOTED TO A ROCK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT'S NEXT, DIRT?

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M JUST KIDDING.

WELL, LOOK, AT LEAST YOU'RE

STILL IN IT.

YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER NOT BE.

LOOK, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS

LEARN ALL THE PARTS.

LET'S SEE YOUR PRINCESS.

HA! NOW TURN THE OTHER WAY.

TURN THE OTHER WAY.

NOW LET'S SEE YOUR TREE.

OKAY, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR ROCK.

OH, THAT'S A GOOD ROCK.

[ GIGGLES ]

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR AUNTIE

AND MAMA DO THIS MESS.

OW! STOP.

OKAY, I'M DONE ANYWAY.

I CANNOT GO TO THE PLAY

LOOKING LIKE THIS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT

LOOK LIKE.

I CAN FEEL IT.

YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A ROCK.

NOW YOU'RE A ROCK WITH FUNGUS.

UNCLE CURTIS.

WHAT?

CAN I HAVE SOME MORE TISSUE,

PLEASE?

I'M OUT.

GETTING ON MY NERVES.

STAY HERE.

DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE.

YOU STILL GOT TO PAY ME.

[ COUGHS ]

[ GROANS ] THANK YOU.

DON'T TOUCH THE BOX!

WHAT YOU TOUCH THE BOX FOR?

JUST TAKE THE TISSUE!

OKAY, OKAY.

CAN I GET SOME MORE TEA,

PLEASE?

HOLD ON.

I'M HANDING YOU THE CUP.

GIVE ME THE CUP THEN.

WHY ARE YOU TWO IN HERE

CONTAMINATING MY ROOM?

WHY DON'T Y'ALL GO IN THE BACK?

[ COUGHING ]

WE WANT TO SEE JAZMINE IN HER

PLAY.

SEE HER FOR WHAT?

SHE'S JUST A ROCK.

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES --

NOTHING.

UNCLE CURTIS, COULD YOU GET

ME A BLANKET, PLEASE?

I'M CHILLY.

YEAH, I'LL GET YOU A BLANKET.

[ SNEEZES ]

STAY BACK. STAY BACK.

WHY YOU COMING OUT OF MY ROOM

SNEEZING?

AUNTIE ELLA SAYS SHE WANTS

SOME MORE SOUP, AND I WANT SOME

MORE ORANGE JUICE.

WELL, I'LL GET IT.

WHAT ABOUT MY BLANKET?

WHAT ABOUT MY TEA?

WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY?

UGH!

THE PLAY'S ABOUT TO START, AND

I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED.

I'LL TAKE HER. I'LL TAKE HER.

YOU CAN'T TAKE HER.

YOU CAN'T TAKE HER.

YOU SIT RIGHT THERE.

YOU CAN'T EVEN --

AH...AH...

[ SNEEZES ]

LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN'T TAKE

HER, EITHER.

UGH.

IT'S A GERM INCUBATOR IN HERE.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF Y'ALL

WERE READY TO GO TO THE PLAY.

AH...AH...

[ SNEEZES ]

JAZMINE, COUSIN CALVIN'S

GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE PLAY.

SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY.

BABY!

JAZZY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR

HAIR?

OH. UNCLE CURTIS DID IT.

HE -- HE SAID THAT I WAS A ROCK

WITH FUNGUS.

WITH FUNGUS.

FUNGUS HEAD, TAKE MY CAP.

YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO.

COME ON.

SEE YOU.

BYE, BABY.

BYE. DO GOOD.

SEE YOU.

[ COUGHS ]

[ SNEEZES ]

[ GROANS ]

[ COUGHS ]

[ GROANS ]

[SNIFFLES]

[ COUGHS ]

[ SNIFFS ]

[ SNEEZES ]

[ COUGHS ]

[SNIFFLES]

WILL YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTOR?

GUESS WHAT!

I WAS STARRING IN THE SCHOOL

PLAY.

OH!

YOUR TEACHER LET YOU BE THE

PRINCESS?

NO, SHE LET ME BE EVERYONE.

YEAH, ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS

GOT SICK, SO THE PLANTS AND THE

ANIMALS GOT THE MAIN ROLES.

EVEN THE SUN GOT TO SHINE.

YEAH, BUT THERE STILL WEREN'T

ENOUGH PEOPLE, SO I PLAYED MORE

THAN ONE ROLE!

OH, THAT'S GREAT, BABY, BUT

HOW DID YOU KNOW EVERYBODY'S

PARTS?

WELL, THANKS TO COUSIN

CALVIN, I STUDIED ALL THE

CHARACTERS' LINES.

SO WHAT DID YOU DO?

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS FROM

OVER HERE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT

TO GET SICK.

OH, MR. TREE, I'M SO HUNGRY.

DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW ONE OF

YOUR PEACHES?

MM. THANK YOU, MR. TREE.

THIS IS DELICIOUS.

OH, MR. ROCK, DO YOU MIND IF I

REST ON YOU FOR A BIT?

THANK YOU, MR. ROCK.

I'M OFF TO THE CASTLE NOW.

[ APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

GREAT!

HEY, UNCLE CURTIS, WE'RE

GOING TO SCHOOL.

SEE YOU.

WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU.

ALL RIGHT, UNC, I'M OUT, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, NEPHEW, WILL YOU GET ME

SOME MORE TEA, PLEASE, BEFORE

YOU LEAVE?

MALIK DRANK THE LAST OF IT.

SEE YOU.

ELLA!

ELLA!

UNCLE CURTIS, SHE LEFT EARLY.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

BYE. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

WHAT IN --

[ GROANING ]

[ COUGHING ] DAMN.