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Original subtitles

YOU KNOW WHAT?

NEXT THURSDAY'S FINE.

C--

CURTIS.

YES, YES.

YES, WE'LL TAKE NEXT THURSDAY.

OKAY. THANK YOU. BYE.

WHO'S GOING TO THE DOCTOR,

BABY?

WE ARE, CURTIS.

YOU REMEMBER?

WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT.

THE FAMILY THERAPIST.

YOU'VE ALREADY AGREED.

OH, YEAH.

ABOUT THAT THAT--

I CHANGED MY MIND.

THE PAYNES DON'T NEED THERAPY

TO DEAL WITH OUR PAIN.

WE GOT JESUS.

HALLELUJAH.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

TALKED TO HIM?

I JUST TALKED TO HIM

THE OTHER DAY.

I CALLED AND LEFT HIM A MESSAGE.

HE AIN'T CALLED ME BACK YET.

IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE HE SAW

YOUR NAME ON THE CALLER I.D. AND

JUST...LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL.

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY. HEY.

HEY, BABY, WHERE Y'ALL BEEN?

AT THE PARK. WHAT'S GOING ON?

WELL, C.J. -- HEY, BABY.

I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE

FAMILY THERAPIST.

AND I'M NOT GOING.

YES, YOU ARE.

THERAPY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD

IDEA TO ME.

IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A GOOD

IDEA TO YOU, SEEING AS YOU ARE

THE ROOT OF ALL THE PAYNES'

PAIN!

CURTIS.

PAIN IN THE ASS!

DON'T YOU DARE LET ME HEAR

YOU SAY THAT.

DR. BERRY, THE REASON WHY

WE'RE HERE IS BECAUSE--

'CAUSE OF HIM.

WHAT?

HE IS THE PROBLEM.

EVER SINCE HE MOVED IN OUR

HOUSE, WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM, AND

IF HE WOULDN'T BE IN OUR HOUSE,

I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM, AND

IF HE HAD A PROBLEM, I WOULDN'T

KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'D BE AT

HIS HOUSE.

WHAT YOU WRITING?

JUST NOTES.

C.J., HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WHAT

YOUR UNCLE JUST SAID?

WELL, IT'S KIND OF TRUE.

YEAH, 'CAUSE MY KIDS AND I HAVE

HAD A PROBLEM ADJUSTING EVER

SINCE WE MOVED INTO THE HOUSE

WITH OUR AUNT AND UNCLE.

HOW SO?

WELL, FOR STARTERS, MALIK AND

SOME FRIENDS OF HIS WERE SMOKING

WEED.

DAD, I DIDN'T SMOKE.

AND THEN HE STOLE SOME

WALKIE-TALKIES FROM A STORE.

YEAH, BECAUSE HE'S A WANNABE

THUG.

I'M NOT A WANNABE THUG.

YES, YOU ARE A WANNABE THUG.

I'M NOT A WANNABE THUG.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

HEY! CALM DOWN!

DOC, YOU MAY WANT TO WRITE

THIS DOWN.

OKAY.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU

WHAT MALIK WAS DOING IN HIS

ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF.

WHAT THE--

HOW YOU GONNA SNITCH ON MY

NEPHEW LIKE THAT?

THAT'S COLD.

NO, I JUST WANT HIM TO

DOCUMENT THAT.

BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO

SAY THAT, BUT THAT -- THAT WAS

FUNNY. [ LAUGHS ]

HE WAS CLEANING.

WHAT, DID HE REACH THE POINT

OF NO RETURN?

WAX ON, WAX OFF.

OKAY, GUYS.

DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?

WHAT YOU WRITING, HUH?

OH, JUST NOTES. JUST NOTES.

OH, BOY.

SO, C.J., YOU SAID THAT BOTH

KIDS WERE HAVING A HARD TIME

ADJUSTING.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JAZMINE?

SHE CHEATED ON A TEST.

HEY!

WHY YOU GOT TO BE PUTTING ALL MY

BUSINESS OUT LIKE THAT?!

NO TELLING WHAT HE'S WRITING

DOWN.

HE COULD BE PUTTING IT ON THE

INTERNET, AND HE -- HE HELPED

ME!

HEY, SHUT UP.

I DIDN'T HELP YOU.

YES, YOU DID.

I DID NOT HELP YOU.

YOU KNOW YOU HELPED ME.

HEY, HEY. HEY, DOC.

HE STOLE MY KITTY.

MALIK, WHAT MOTIVATED YOU TO

TAKE YOUR UNCLE'S KITTY?

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE HER

AROUND THE BLOCK, AND DON'T

WRITE THAT DOWN.

HEY, MALIK, SO, WHAT

MOTIVATED YOU TO SMASH HER INTO

A TREE?!

OH, GOD.

THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY.

WHAT?

THAT'S THE SIGN OF A SERIAL

KILLER.

WHAT? HEY.

AIN'T NO SERIAL KILLER.

DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN.

DON'T YOU DARE WRITE THAT DOWN.

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT A CAT.

HE'S TALKING ABOUT A STUPID

MOTORCYCLE.

YEAH, AND THEN MY UNCLE HAD

THE NERVE TO PUT MALIK IN JAIL!

I TOLD YOU THAT WAS BECAUSE I

WAS TEACHING THE BOY, THE FUTURE

SERIAL KILLER, A LESSON.

HE AIN'T NO SERIAL KILLER.

HE'S A BOY, AND YOU AIN'T

SUPPOSED TO PUT NO BOY IN JAIL!

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN.

...AND SIT DOWN!

THANK YOU.

GOODNESS.

WOW.

SO, MALIK, I WANT YOU TO THINK

OF THIS AS A SAFE ENVIRONMENT.

ANYTHING THAT WE DISCUSS STAYS

IN THIS ROOM, OKAY?

OKAY.

WHY DON'T YOU SIT BACK AND

MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE?

I'M COOL. I'M COOL.

DO YOU WANT TO ADDRESS WHAT

YOUR FAMILY WAS SAYING ABOUT

YOU?

MNH-MNH. NO, NOT REALLY.

MALIK, I CAN'T HELP YOU

UNLESS YOU OPEN UP.

OKAY.

[ EXHALES ]

SOMETIMES AT NIGHT...

YES.

I SNEAK OUT OF MY ROOM...

I--

IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S HARD.

TAKE YOUR TIME, OKAY?

AND I GET UNCLE CURTIS'

BOWLING SHOES...

YEAH.

AND I GET ON MY KNEES AND I

PRETEND I'M A MIDGET...

A LITTLE PERSON.

OKAY.

YOU GONNA WRITE THAT DOWN?

HEY, DOC.

YES.

DO YOU HAVE A SODA MACHINE,

MAN?

DOWN THE HALL. TURN LEFT.

GO DOWN THIS HALL

AND MAKE A LEFT.

YES, TAKE A LEFT.

SODA MACHINE'S RIGHT THERE.

AT THE END OF THE NEXT HALL?

NO.

AT THE END OF THIS HALL?

DOWN, LEFT, SODA MACHINE.

DOWN, LEFT.

YES. THANK YOU.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.

THEY GOT STRAWBERRY SODA?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY GOT GRAPE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK.

ARE YOU RAISING YOUR VOICE?

NO, I'M FINE.

WOULD YOU PLEASE EXCUSE US?

OKAY, I'LL DO THAT.

HEY, WRAP IT UP.

WE JUST STARTED,

UNCLE CURTIS.

WELL, THEN JUST FINISH.

MR. PAYNE, PLEASE EXCUSE US.

OKAY, DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE.

I APOLOGIZE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CALM.

YOU THE DOCTOR.

YEAH.

OKAY.

[ SIGHS ]

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

WELL, UH, I STOLE THE

WALKIE-TALKIES.

I WENT JOY-RIDING ON THE

MOTORCYCLE.

BUT I DIDN'T SMOKE, THOUGH.

MALIK, WHY DIDN'T YOU SMOKE

THE MARIJUANA?

'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT DRUGS DID

TO MY MOM.

OKAY. ARE WE READY?

[ CHUCKLES ]

FIRST OF ALL...

[CHUCKLES]

YOU NEED TO SCOOT BACK

A LITTLE BIT.

THANK YOU.

HOW'S THAT?

YEAH.

OKAY.

JAZMINE, SOMETIMES WITH OUR

YOUNGER CLIENTS, WE LIKE TO DO

SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL

ROLE-PLAYING.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRETEND TO

BE EACH MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY,

OKAY?

OH! ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S EASY.

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO USE THAT HUGE

WORD LIKE THAT?

FIRST, HERE'S MY COUSIN CALVIN.

HEY, MA.

WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT?

HEY, LITTLE BIT, HOW MUCH MONEY

YOU GOT?

YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY?

WHAT?!

GIRL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH

YOU TO GET YOUR HUSTLE ON.

I'M OUT. BE BREEZY.

AND NOW HERE'S MY AUNTIE ELLA.

CURTIS, NOT IN FRONT OF THE

CHILDREN, CURTIS.

CURTIS.

CURTIS, STOP THAT, CURTIS.

CURTIS!

AND NOW HERE'S MY STUPID

BROTHER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SEE WHEN THE GIRLS, MY GIRLS

CALL ME, [CHUCKLES]

I SAY A BUZZ BUZZ.

NOW HERE'S MY DADDY.

I LOVE YOU, MALIK, AND I'M

SORRY, MALIK.

JAZZY.

JAZZY, JAZZY.

[ SIGHS ]

I LOVE YOU, JAZZY, AND I'M

SORRY.

YEAH, YOU BETTER BE SORRY FOR

BLOWING OFF DADDY-DAUGHTER DAY

JUST SO YOU CAN GO ON A STINKIN'

DATE WITH MISS JANE!

OHH.

DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

MAN, THAT'S JUST BEEN BOTTLED UP

FOR A LONG TIME.

GUESS IT JUST...CAME OUT.

AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

MY UNCLE CURTIS.

WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING ALL THESE

PROBLEMS IF Y'ALL WOULD JUST

MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE.

OHHHHH!

YOU HEARD ME.

YOU JUST BREATHING UP ALL MY

GOOD AIR.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

STOP BREATHING.

GIVE ME MY BELT!

STAY OUT OF GROWN FOLKS'

BUSINESS, LITTLE GIRL.

HUH!

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

DO YOU SEE WHY WE'RE HERE?

YEAH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

DOC, I REALLY HAVE NEEDED THIS.

I APPRECIATE IT, MAN.

NO PROBLEM.

SO YOU KNOW, MY

EX-GIRLFRIEND, HER NAME WAS

NICOLE.

HEY, DOC, DO YOU HAVE ANY

FISH FOOD FOR THE FISH?

THE FISH LOOK HUNGRY IN THE TANK

AROUND THE CORNER NEXT TO THE

SODA MACHINE.

MR. PAYNE, PLEASE LEAVE MY

FISH ALONE.

LEAVE THE FISH?

YOU WANT ME TO LET THE FISH DIE?

THEY'RE FINE.

PLEASE JUST CLOSE THE DOOR.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

STEP OUTSIDE AND CLOSE THE DOOR.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, SO YOU WERE TELLING ME

ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

NO, NO. EX -- EX-GIRLFRIEND.

EX.

YEAH, NICOLE. SHE WAS CRAZY.

I MEAN, SHE WOULD JUST GET

JEALOUS FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

AND BEFORE HER, I HAD A STALKER,

A STALKER NAMED SMOKEY.

SHE, UH, SHE DRUGGED ME, AND

THEN SHE TRIED TO MARRY ME.

BUT I WOULDN'T BE GOING THROUGH

ANY OF THIS IF IT WASN'T FOR MY

EX-WIFE.

MY EX-WIFE STARTED SMOKING

CRACK, AND THEN SHE BURNED DOWN

THE HOUSE.

YEAH.

DO YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTING

THE WRONG KIND OF WOMEN?

UH, MAYBE.

LISTEN, C.J., HOW DO YOU FEEL

ABOUT YOUR UNCLE PRESSING

CHARGES AGAINST MALIK?

MAD, MAD. I'M UPSET.

I'M UPSET BECAUSE...I THINK HE

WENT TOO FAR, YOU KNOW?

BUT MALIK WAS WRONG.

I CAN'T BE MAD AT HIM 'CAUSE IF

IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE'S

MOTORCYCLE, THEY WOULD HAVE

PRESSED CHARGES, TOO.

AND HAVE YOU FORGIVEN YOUR

UNCLE?

I'M TRYING.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR SON?

NO, WELL, HIS PROBLEMS

DON'T -- HIS PROBLEMS STEM FROM

HIS MOTHER'S PROBLEM.

AND NONE OF HIS PROBLEMS STEM

FROM YOU?

NO, I'M COOL.

I DON'T HAVE NO EMOTIONAL

PROBLEMS. I'M -- I'M COOL.

SO HAVE YOU FORGIVEN YOUR

WIFE?

I'M -- I'M TRYING, DOC,

BUT IT'S HARD.

I MEAN, AS MUCH AS I LOVE THAT

WOMAN...

I-I CAN NEVER...TRUST HER AGAIN.

SO, CALVIN, YOU WERE TALKING

TO ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

EARLIER.

YOU, UH, EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

[ LAUGHS ]

PLAYERS DON'T FALL IN LOVE.

SO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.

WELL, UH, I AM ATTRACTED TO

THIS ONE GIRL.

YOU TOLD HER?

SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GO OUT

WITH ME ANYWAY.

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?

WELL, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO

BELIEVE, BEING THAT YOU GOT THIS

CHOCOLATE BROTHER YOU SEE IN

FRONT OF YOU, BUT, UH...

I DON'T KNOW.

I-I'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR 7

YEARS.

I DON'T HAVE A PAYING JOB, NO

FUTURE JOB IN SIGHT.

MY DAD PAYS MY BILLS, AND MY

MOM, SHE STILL WASHES MY

CLOTHES.

I LOVE MY MAMA.

SHE'S GOOD TO ME.

CALVIN, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE

AFRAID OF SUCCESS.

MAYBE.

I MEAN, ONCE I GRADUATE FROM

COLLEGE, MY DAD'S GONNA STOP

SUPPORTING ME.

WHAT THEN?

WHAT IF I CAN'T FIND A JOB?

WHAT ABOUT BEING A

FIREFIGHTER?

THAT'S NOT WORKING OUT TOO

WELL, EITHER.

I ALMOST KILLED C.J.

I'M SURE YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

BECAUSE OF ME, HE GOT HURT

IN A FIRE.

HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, NO OXYGEN,

TRAPPED UNDER A BEAM.

HE WAS PRETTY MUCH A GONER.

BUT YOU SAVED HIM, RIGHT?

HELL, NO.

I RAN OUT THE BUILDING.

I DON'T LIKE FIRE.

YOU TELL ME, DOC.

SHOULD I BE A FIREFIGHTER?

CALVIN, IS THERE ANYTHING

ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?

YEAH, YEAH.

HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS HUSTLE?

THANK YOU, CALVIN.

I APPRECIATE IT.

I GOT A DATE ANYWAY.

NEXT!

ANYTIME YOU'RE READY.

OH, DOC.

I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME,

BABY.

I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL, BUT

SINCE I HAVE YOU HERE, WHY DON'T

WE JUST TALK ANYWAY?

YOU DON'T GET IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I DON'T HAVE

ANY PROBLEMS.

IN FACT, I'M THE PROBLEM-SOLVER.

OH.

WHENEVER MY FAMILY HAS ANY

PROBLEMS, WHO DO THEY COME TO?

ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

I HOLD EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

SO YOU'RE THE GLUE.

I AM THE GLUE.

YOU ARE THE GLUE.

YEAH.

WELL, IF YOU'RE THE GLUE,

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

SAY WHAT?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU THINK I'M BAD GLUE?

WHAT IF I'M -- WHAT IF I'M JUST

PASTE?

WHAT IF I'VE BEEN GIVING OUT

WRONG ADVICE?

I AGREED WITH C.J...

ABOUT NOT HITTING HIS KIDS, AND

LOOK HOW MALIK TURNS OUT.

AND JAZZY IS JUST AS SASSY.

SHE'S CHEATING ON TESTS AND

STEALING HAMSTERS.

YOU -- THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT

SHE'S GONNA STEAL NEXT.

AND I ALWAYS COVER FOR CALVIN.

I COVER FOR CALVIN EVERY WEEK

WHEN HE CHANGES HIS MAJOR

EVERY WEEK.

HE'S PROBABLY NEVER GONNA

GRADUATE, HUH?

OH, NO.

I TOLD CURTIS

TO GIVE C.J. THE RETIREMENT

MONEY, AND THEN C.J. TOOK THE

RETIREMENT MONEY AND PUT JANINE

IN REHAB, AND THEN SHE SKIPS OUT

ON REHAB.

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY.

WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.

THIS IS NOT GOOD!

THIS IS NOT GOOD, DOCTOR.

I'M NOT EVEN -- I'M NOT EVEN

PASTE.

I'M TAPE.

[ CRYING ]

NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, LISTEN.

TAPE IS GOOD.

WAIT A MINUTE.

TAPE IS GOOD.

DUCT TAPE IS GOOD.

IT'S STILL STICKY.

SHUT UP, DOC!

THIS IS NOT GOOD, CURTIS!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WIFE?

NOTHING, NOTHING.

WE JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH.

SHE REALIZES THAT SHE'S NOT

GLUE, SHE'S JUST TAPE.

CURTIS.

WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

I'M NOT EVEN PASTE.

I'M TAPE!

THANK YOU FOR STILL AGREEING

TO SEE ME, MR. PAYNE.

WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING.

BODY LANGUAGE IS EVERYTHING,

AND YOU SEEM ANGRY.

I'M NOT ANGRY, AND I'M SICK

OF EVERYBODY SAYING THAT.

OKAY.

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR WIFE

WANTED YOU TO COME TODAY?

WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WANTED

ME TO COME TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU.

I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND

HOW YOU FEEL.

HOW DO YOU -- HOW DO YOU

THINK I SHOULD FEEL?

MR. PAYNE, WE'RE NOT GONNA

GET ANYWHERE LIKE THIS, OKAY?

WHERE THE HELL YOU TRYING

TO GO?

WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST

THERAPY?

WHY ARE YOU SO FOR IT?

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP

ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS

WITH QUESTIONS?

NOW, YOU'VE BEEN BARGING IN

AND OUT OF HERE ALL DAY.

DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT

YOUR FAMILY?

DO YOU CARE ABOUT MY FAMILY?

MR. PAYNE!

I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU,

MAN. COME ON. COME ON, MAN.

I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.

DOC, YOU SEEM A LITTLE ANGRY.

I'M NOT...ANGRY!

LOOK, I WANT TO HELP YOU.

I WANT TO HELP YOU, AND I WANT

TO HELP YOUR FAMILY, BUT I

WANT -- I NEED -- NEED YOUR

COOPERATION.

THIS IS AN EXERCISE CALLED THE

INCOMPLETE SENTENCE TEST.

THE INCOMPLETE SENTENCE...

SENTENCE TEST.

THE I.S.T.?

SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.

I.S.T.

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO --

THEY, UH --

FINE!

OKAY.

OKAY.

I.S.T.

INCOMPLETE.

IT'S CALLED THE I.S.T.

NOW, I'M GONNA START A SENTENCE,

AND I WANT YOU TO FINISH IT WITH

THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT COMES TO

YOUR MIND.

DO I NEED THE TIMER?

YOU DON'T NEED THE TIMER,

MR. PAYNE.

OKAY, COME ON.

CHOCOLATE CAKE IS...

CHOCOLATY.

WATER IS...

WET.

CALVIN IS...

MOOCHER...

LAZY...

SLACKER...

ALWAYS --

NO, NO, NO.

MR. PAYNE, JUST THE FIRST THING

THAT COMES TO MIND, OKAY?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

DO CALVIN AGAIN,

DO CALVIN AGAIN, I GOT IT.

CALVIN IS...

MOOCHER-LAZY-SLACKER-EATING-

UP-ALL-MY-FOOD.

JAZMINE.

SMALL.

C.J.

BROKE.

MALIK.

BROKE MAN'S SON.

ELLA.

TAPE.

THANKS TO YOU, SHE'S TAPE.

CURTIS IS...

A PLAYER...

BIG BALLER...

CHIEF OF THE FIREHOUSE

NUMBER 5....

SMARTER THAN MY THERAPIST.

HA HA HA!

THAT'S WHO I AM!

YOUR TIME'S UP, MR. PAYNE.

THANK YOU.

WE'RE DONE THAT QUICK?

YES. YES. THANK YOU.

OKAY.

PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

I HAD FUN, THOUGH.

GOOD. GOOD, I'M -- I'M GLAD.

JUST --

WELL, YOU WANT TO, UH, YOU

WANT TO START OVER?

NO, NO.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, MR. PAYNE.

OKAY.

I REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU.

I'M GONNA COME BACK TOMORROW,

OKAY?

OKAY.

'CAUSE I LIKE THIS.

WE COULD BE FRIENDS, MAN.

THANK YOU, MR. PAYNE.

COME BY THE FIREHOUSE

WHENEVER YOU WANT TO.

DR. BROUSSARD, THANK YOU SO

MUCH FOR TAKING ME AT THE LAST

MINUTE.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE FAMILY

THAT I JUST DEALT WITH.

I MEAN, I AGREED TO ONGOING

SESSIONS, BUT I'M STARTING TO

RETHINK THIS WHOLE THERAPY

THING.

I DON'T --

HEY, DOC.

OH, YOU GOT COMPANY.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

I HAD TO PICK THIS UP.

THIS IS MY WIFE'S.

SHE GONNA KILL ME IF I FORGET

THIS THING.

SHE USE THIS FOR HER COOKING.

IT'S IS A TIMER.

ANYWAY, UH, SO EVERYTHING COOL?

GET OUT!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HOW YOU DOING?

CURTIS PAYNE -- FIRE CHIEF.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

MR. PAYNE.

YOU HIS DOCTOR?

MR. PAYNE.

THAT'S GOOD.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE AN OLD DOCTOR.

MR. PAYNE, PLEASE GET OUT.

GET OUT FOR WHAT?

NO, I'M LEAVING.

I'M JUST SAYING HI TO THE MAN.

PLEASE GET OUT!

I'M BEING POLITE TO MOSES.

CAN I BE POLITE?

GET OUT!

OKAY, I'M GOING.

IT'S A GLASS DOOR!

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