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YEAH, ME, TOO. ME, TOO.

YEAH.

YEAH, BABY.

I'M A CAPRICORN.

YEAH, YEAH.

"I'M A CAPRICORN"?

YOU KNOW LOVE IS A CRAZY

THING.

WELL, WHO IS HE TALKING TO?

YOU MEAN, WHO'S HE LYING TO?

SOME LITTLE GIRL NAMED TAYLOR.

GIRL, YEAH, I WORK OUT.

WHOO!

YEAH, I WORK OUT LIKE A BEAST!

YEAH.

THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I

AM, YOU KNOW?

AND WHAT KIND OF GUY IS THAT?

THE KIND OF GUY THAT LIES

ABOUT WORKING OUT.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST A LITTLE

PUPPY LOVE.

HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

C.J., THIS IS THAT SAME KIND

OF PUPPY LOVE THAT CREATES

LITTLE PUPPIES.

HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE TALKING

LIKE THAT.

YEAH, YEAH, BABY.

I'M A RAPPER, YEAH.

THEY CALL ME LIL M.P.

YEAH.

OH, YOU WANT ME TO GO FOR YOU?

ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.

* YO, YO, HERE WE GO *

* YO, YO *

* WELL, MY NAME IS MALIK PAYNE *

* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *

* MALIK PAYNE *

* LIL M.P. FOR SHORT *

* YEAH, YEAH *

* AND IF YOU'RE A CUTIE *

* YOU WILL GIVE ME -- *

M.P.! M.P.!

OOH! OKAY.

SHE CAN GIVE YOU WHAT?

"CUTIE" -- AND WHAT RHYMES WITH

"CUTIE"?

SHE CAN GIVE YOU WHAT?

UM...

HANG THE PHONE UP AND GET

THAT TRASH OUT OF HERE.

UM, YEAH. UH, YEAH.

YEAH, BABY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO

CALL YOU LATER.

MALIK!

YEAH, I GOT TO GO.

BYE. BYE.

WHO IS TAYLOR?

HIS LITTLE GIRLFRIEND.

DAD, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

HEY, BOY.

TAKE THAT BASS OUT YOUR VOICE,

MAN.

[ COUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE IT WAS REALLY

HURTING.

WELL, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

SHE'S JUST MY FRIEND.

SO WHAT TIME IS YOUR FRIEND

COMING OVER?

WELL, SHE'S COMING OVER REAL

SOON, SO I NEED TO GO GET

CHANGED.

OKAY, HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

HERE, LIL P.

LET ME HOLLA AT YOU.

NOW, SEE...

NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR FRIEND

IS COMING OVER, BUT YOU REALIZE

THAT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN WHO TAYLOR IS AND WHO

KEVIN IS.

UH...KIND OF -- KIND OF

FIGURED THAT ONE OUT EARLIER,

DAD.

MALIK, BABY, WHAT YOUR DAD

IS TRYING TO SAY --

NO, AUNT ELLA.

I GOT THIS.

OKAY, SO SINCE YOU UNDERSTAND

THE DIFFERENCE, HERE ARE THE

RULES.

YOU ARE ONLY TO GO INTO THE

LIVING ROOM AND INTO THE

KITCHEN.

THAT'S IT.

AND KEEP THESE LIGHTS ON AND

KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.

AUNT ELLA, I THINK I GOT

THIS.

WELL, OKAY.

I JUST THINK IT'S TOO EARLY FOR

HIM TO ACCEPT FEMALE COMPANY.

HE'LL BE FINE.

AND I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WATCH

OVER HIM.

YOU AIN'T GONNA LET NOTHING

HAPPEN.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

WELL, I'M GONNA GO SHAVE,

'CAUSE GIRLS DON'T LIKE STUBBLE.

SHAVE?

[ LAUGHS ]

BABY, THESE TWO LITTLE

STRANDS OF HAIR DO NOT

CONSTITUTE STUBBLE.

AUNTIE ELLA, STUBBLE IS

STUBBLE --

BOY!

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, YOU'RE SHAVEN.

HERE YOU GO.

PUT THEM IN THE TRASH.

COME ON.

SWAB DOWN WITH SOME ALCOHOL,

BABY, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

HA HA!

**

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT, GUYS.

AT THE TRAINING C.J.

WENT TO YESTERDAY, THEY HAD

THESE THERMAL-IMAGING

HEAT-SEEKING GOGGLES.

OOH, YEAH.

SO HE COULD SEEK OUT HOT BABES.

BZZZZ, CH-CH!

HOT BABE, HOT BABE, HOT BABE,

HOT BABE, HOT BABE, HOT BABE!

BART, BART.

GO PLAY ON THE ROOF.

MAN, I KNOW IF YOU COULD SEE

THROUGH WALLS WITH THOSE

THINGS, YOU COULD SEE THROUGH

GIRLS' DRESSES.

(MEN SNICKERING)

CALVIN, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY

WITH BART ON THE ROOF?

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, Y'ALL?

HEY, C.J.

TELL ME ABOUT THE GOGGLES.

SEEMS LIKE YOU ALREADY DID.

MY GOODNESS, YOU STILL

YAKKING ABOUT THAT DOGGONE FIRE

AND RESCUE?

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T

LET ME.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A

VOLUNTEER.

ONLY THING YOU CAN RESCUE ME

FROM IS DUST.

SO GET TO CLEANING.

C.J., DID YOU BRING ME A

SOUVENIR?

BART, HE DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.

THE TRAINING WAS HERE IN

ATLANTA.

YEAH, BUT HE COULD HAVE

BROUGHT ME LIKE A SNOW GLOBE OR

A KEYCHAIN OR MAYBE EVEN A

BUMPER STICKER FOR RUBY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

MAYBE KEENAN WILL BRING YOU

SOMETHING FROM HIS TRAINING...

LIKE A BRAIN.

SO, C.J., WHAT ELSE DID YOU

LEARN?

THEY EVEN HAD THESE MICRO

CAMERAS.

THEY'RE SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN

INSTALL THEM IN YOUR

GIRLFRIEND'S BEDROOM.

THAT WAY YOU CAN KNOW IF SHE'S

CHEATING --

CALVIN, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.

WHY DON'T YOU LET THE PERSON

WHO WAS ACTUALLY AT THE

TRAINING ANSWER THE QUESTION?

WELL, WE LEARNED ALL THE NEW

PROCEDURES IN HOW TO RESCUE

SOMEONE.

TELL THEM ABOUT THE ROPE

RESCUE THING.

OH, DID YOU LEARN HOW TO

LIKE SWING OFF A ROOF AND SMASH

INTO A WINDOW?

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT,

LIKE BATMAN.

I HOPE YOU STAYED AWAY FROM

THOSE FIRE GROUPIES.

OH, YOU KNOW I DID.

MAN, C.J., YOU GOT TO TEACH

ME SOME OF THEM THINGS BECAUSE

NEXT TIME WE HAVE A FIRE, I'M

GONNA KICK DOWN THE DOOR, WAAH!

I'M GONNA RUN UP THOSE STAIRS,

I'M GONNA SAVE EVERYBODY.

I'M GONNA BE A HERO.

EXCUSE ME, SUPER CALVIN,

SUPER CALVIN!

COULD YOU BACK OFF, PLEASE?

THE ONLY THING YOU ARE

CERTIFIED TO DO IS SCRUB AND

FLUSH.

AND SPEAKING OF FLUSH, MY OLD

TOOTHBRUSH IS YOUR NEW TOILET

BRUSH.

NOW GO GET BUSY.

ENGINE COMPANY 5, RESPOND TO

STRUCTURE FIRE AT 248 JUNIPER.

EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION.

LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

AND, BART, YOU SHOULD JUST

EXERCISE.

OKAY, SO 6 TIMES 6 --

WRITE THAT.

6 TIMES 6 EQUALS...

UH...

OOH!

66.

OOH!

NO.

NO, NO, NO.

IS IT HIGHER OR LOWER?

GIVE ME A HINT.

OKAY.

JAZMINE, THE HINT IS YOU NEED

TO STUDY YOUR TIME TABLES.

TAKE A LOOK, TAKE A LOOK.

OOH-OOH!

[ COUGHS ]

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

DID YOU BATHE IN THE

COLOGNE, BABY?

MALIK, GO WIPE SOME OF THAT OFF.

JUST GO WIPE SOME OF IT OFF.

OKAY, I CAN TAKE A HINT.

CAN YOU TAKE A BATH?

WHOA!

OKAY, COME ON, BABY.

6 TIMES 6, WE'RE GONNA PICK UP

WITH THAT ONE.

OH!

OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

JAZI.

OH!

TELL DADDY I LOVE HIM.

I AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT.

AND THE AWARD FOR THE BEST

PERFORMANCE BY A LITTLE SISTER

GOES TO MISS JAZMINE PAYNE!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

NO APPLAUSE, PLEASE.

PLEASE, NO APPLAUSE, PLEASE.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I'LL GET IT.

THANK YOU.

HI.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M TAYLOR.

TAYLOR, COME ON IN.

HAVE A SEAT.

THANK YOU.

I'M JAZMINE.

OH, YOU'RE MALIK'S LITTLE

SISTER.

THAT IS SUCH A CUTE OUTFIT.

THANKS.

AND, MRS. PAYNE, WHAT A

LOVELY HOME YOU HAVE.

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TELL

YOU WHEN I ATTENDED MALIK'S

BIRTHDAY PARTY.

I DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO

TELL YOU WHEN I ATTENDED

MALIK'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

JAZI.

THANK YOU, TAYLOR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO, WHAT YOU TRYING TO SELL?

JAZMINE.

BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME

LEMONADE?

YES, THANK YOU.

JAZMINE, COME ON IN THE

KITCHEN.

UH, DO YOU MIND IF I STAY

HERE AND KEEP AN EYE ON -- I

MEAN, ENTERTAIN MALIK'S GUEST?

BEHAVE, JAZI. OKAY?

AND LET MALIK KNOW THAT HIS

GUEST IS HERE.

YES, MA'AM.

I WILL...

AS SOON AS I DO SOME DIGGING.

SO, JAZMINE, WHAT GRADE ARE

YOU IN?

CUT THE SMALL TALK, CHICK.

WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH

MY BROTHER?

EXCUSE ME?

MALIK IS VERY SENSITIVE, AND

HE CRIES AT PUPPY DOGS, BABIES,

AND SAPPY MOVIES.

IT'S PATHETIC.

LOOK AT HIM.

POOR THING.

HE PROBABLY JUST FINISHED CRYING

RIGHT NOW.

JAZMINE, COME ON IN THIS

KITCHEN.

MALIK, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR

FRIEND.

MALIK.

MALIK!

HE'S EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN

I THOUGHT.

JAZMINE.

ENOUGH. COME ON.

OKAY.

BUT I GOT MY EYE -- MY EYES --

ON YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

DON'T BE SHY, LITTLE M.P.

COME OVER HERE AND RAP TO ME.

HUH?

[ SIREN WAILING ]

ENGINE COMPANY 5 IS ON THE

SCENE.

WE GOT HEAVY SMOKE AND FLAMES

ON THE SECOND AND THIRD FLOORS.

COPY.

CHIEF, I'M HEADING IN.

OKAY, LOOK.

RIGHT HERE'S THE STAIRCASE.

TAKE THE STAIRCASE UP AND GO TO

THE LEFT.

I THINK THAT'S WHERE THE FLAMES

STARTED.

OKAY, BE CAREFUL, C.J.

ENGINE COMPANY 42, WE GOT A

HYDRANT ON THE CORNER OF

JUNIPER AND SIXTH.

I NEED TWO LINES COMING IN FROM

THE CORNER.

COPY.

POP, I CAN GO IN.

CALVIN, NOT RIGHT NOW,

PLEASE.

ANGEL! GO FOLLOW C.J. IN.

BE CAREFUL.

CALVIN! GET BACK HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GOING IN. I WANT TO HELP.

YOU DON'T HAVE A HAT ON, YOU

DON'T HAVE YOUR GEAR ON.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T NEED YOU UP THERE.

YOU'RE A VOLUNTEER.

NOW, CALM DOWN, SON.

BART!

YES, SIR!

GO IN THE BACK, LAY ME TWO

LINES.

I GOT 42 BRINGING TWO FROM THE

CORNER.

GOT IT, CHIEF.

CALVIN, FOLLOW BART.

GO TO THE -- LOOK.

GO TO THE CORNER OF THE STREET

RIGHT HERE.

MAKE SURE NO CARS RUN OVER THE

HOSE.

WAIT, YOU'RE STICKING ME ON

TRAFFIC CONTROL?

YES. AND CHECK THE COUPLINGS

ON THE TRUCK, MAKE SURE THEY'RE

TIGHT AND WE DON'T LOSE

PRESSURE.

NOW, GO GET 'EM, SON.

CHIEF, IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE

ARE TWO OR MAYBE THREE KIDS UP

ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

I'M GOING UP.

COPY THAT, COPY THAT, C.J.

CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

CALVIN?

POPS, CAN'T I JUST GO IN AND

HELP THEM?

NO, YOU CAN'T GO IN AND HELP

THEM.

BART! BART.

Yes, Chief.

WE GOT TWO KIDS ON THE SECOND

FLOOR, MAYBE THREE, SO I NEED

YOU TO MAKE SURE NO WATER GOES

UP UNTIL THOSE KIDS ARE OUT.

COPY.

Copy that, Chief.

Chief, there's too much

smoke.

There's too much smoke, Chief.

I can't see anything.

C.J., MOVE SLOW.

MOVE SLOW.

GUYS, COME ON WITH THOSE HOSES.

WE NEED THEM NOW.

Chief, it's C.J.

GO AHEAD, C.J.

Angel's coming down.

She's got a kid with her.

IS THE KID BREATHING?

Yeah. Copy that.

And she's conscious.

I'm going up to the top floor.

COPY THAT.

GOOD JOB, ANDREW. GOOD JOB.

HURRY UP AND GET THAT KID SOME

OXYGEN.

Chief, I think there's

another kid.

I think I see Calvin.

TELL CALVIN TO GET HIS BUTT

OUT HERE NOW.

C.J., Y'ALL GOT TO HURRY UP.

YOU ALL GOT TO HURRY UP.

I GOT TO START PUTTING WATER IN

THIS BUILDING, MAN.

Chief, I don't think this

ceiling's gonna hold up much

longer.

ALL RIGHT, I'M PULLING

EVERYBODY OUT.

I'M PULLING EVERYBODY OUT.

COPY.

C.J., CALVIN, RESPOND.

[ Static ]

CALVIN, RESPOND!

[ Static ]

MALIK, YOU'VE BEEN STANDING

THERE FOR 15 MINUTES.

ARE YOU EVER GONNA SIT DOWN?

I'M GONNA SIT DOWN.

IF YOU DON'T COME OVER HERE,

I'M COMING OVER THERE.

OKAY, OKAY. UH...

I LIKE YOUR COLOGNE.

IT SMELLS NICE.

THANK YOU.

YOU SMELL TOO, BABY.

WELL, UH...

YOU DON'T SMELL, BUT I MEAN --

YOU SMELL GOOD.

YOU SMELL SWEET.

YOU SMELL SWEET.

AND I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.

IT'S VERY SOFT.

[ HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLE ]

UM, AHEM.

WELL, UH, THANK YOU.

YEAH, MY AUNTIE -- YOU MET HER.

YEAH, SHE USED FABRIC SOFTENER.

AND...I LIKE YOU.

YEAH, BABY, I LIKE ME, TOO.

I MEAN...I LIKE YOU, BUT YEAH.

NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE ME.

I LIKE ME, BUT I'M NOT

CONCEITED OR NOTHING, YOU KNOW.

BUT, UH, I DO LIKE -- I DO LIKE

ME.

I'M GONNA STOP TALKING RIGHT

NOW.

YEAH.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BE YOUR

GIRLFRIEND?

UH, YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND.

SEE, YOU'RE A GIRL THAT'S MY

FRIEND.

JUST LIKE A BOY THAT'S A

FRIEND, BUT NOT A BOYFRIEND.

I'M NOT LIKE THAT, BUT, UH...

YEAH. AHEM.

UH, KIND OF, WHEW.

CAN'T BREATHE, BUT I'LL BE GOOD.

I'LL BE GOOD.

EXCUSE ME.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SANDWICHES?

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE --

YEAH. YEAH.

AUNTIE ELLA, YOU NEED SOME HELP

MAKING THEM SANDWICHES OR

SOMETHING?

NO, BABY. YOU HAVE COMPANY.

YOU CAN STAY RIGHT HERE WITH

HER.

UH, AUNTIE ELLA, AUNTIE ELLA.

IS THERE POTATO CHIPS,

SOMETHING?

I COULD RUN OUT TO THE STORE

AND GET YOU SOME.

NO, MALIK.

WE HAVE PLENTY OF CHIPS, BABY.

ARE YOU NERVOUS?

NO, BABY.

I'M JUST KICKING A GAME WITH

HER.

WELL, YOU SOUND SCARED, YOU

LOOK SCARED.

I'M LETTING HER THINK THAT.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW I'M DOING

IT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

AUNTIE ELLA.

YES.

YOU NEED SOME BREAD, YOU

NEED SOME MAYO?

SOME SALT?

NO, NO, BABY. WE'RE FINE.

THANK YOU.

YOU JUST ENJOY YOUR COMPANY,

OKAY?

I'M JUST MAKING SURE.

[DEEP VOICE] OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, DAWG.

ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU GONNA SIT DOWN?

YES.

YEAH, BABY, I'M GONNA SIT DOWN.

YOU'RE SO SWEET.

YOU...YOU SO CLOSE.

WOW.

I LOVE YOUR TEETH.

DID YOU EVER HAVE BRACES?

UH, NO, BABY.

THESE ARE MY TEETH.

THESE ARE MY TEETH, BABY.

I USE THEM FOR, YOU KNOW,

CHEWING, BITING, EATING,

BRUSHING.

THAT KIND OF STUFF, YOU KNOW.

THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT I DO.

[ GIGGLES ]

YOU'RE SO FUNNY, MALIK.

WELL, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AHEM!

YEAH, BABY, UH, KIND OF FELT

GOOD, BABY.

YOU KNOW, UH, DO YOU WANT TO DO

THAT AGAIN OR SOMETHING?

SHE IN THE KITCHEN.

CHILL, BABY.

Chief, I'm still on the third

floor.

I don't see any other kids up

here-- I'm comin' down.

C.J., CALVIN IS STILL UP

THERE.

YOU'VE GOT TO FIND CALVIN.

What?

The ceiling is about to go.

I got to get out.

Wait. Wait a minute.

I think I see him! Calvin!

Don't come up here.

It's not safe.

[ BANG ]

C.J., WHAT HAPPENED?!

[ Static ]

C.J., DO YOU COPY?!

ANSWER ME! WHAT HAPPENED?!

[ Static ]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN

THERE?!

C.J. C.J.

WHERE'S C.J.?!

THE CEILING ON THE THIRD

FLOOR COLLAPSED, AND THEN THE

STAIRS WENT OUT, AND I COULDN'T

GET TO HIM.

C.J.'s TRAPPED.

AND YOU LEFT HIM UP THERE?!

I COULDN'T GET TO HIM.

CHIEF, I CAN GO BACK UP.

YOU CAN'T GO UP.

THE STAIRS COLLAPSED.

LOOK, ANGEL, THERE'S AN

ENTRANCE IN THE BACK.

GO SEE IF YOU CAN FIND OUT, SEE

IF IT'S A CLEAR ENTRANCE.

GO AROUND THE BACK AND CHECK IT

OUT FOR ME.

BUT BE CAREFUL.

POPS, WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

NOTHING.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR HELP,

OKAY?

I NEED REAL FIREFIGHTERS RIGHT

NOW, CALVIN.

C.J., DO YOU COPY?

[ Static ]

C.J.! RESPOND!

ANGEL, WHAT DO YOU SEE BACK

THERE?

It's not looking good,

Chief, it's not looking good.

POPS, I THINK IF SHE GOES --

NO, YOU DON'T THINK,

AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK

SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING INTO

BURNING BUILDINGS.

NOW, LOOK, IF SOMETHING HAPPENS

TO C.J., IT'S ON YOUR HEAD, YOU

HEAR ME?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL MALIK

AND JAZMINE THEN?

POPS, I WAS TRYING TO HELP

C.J.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR HELP.

I TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED YOU TO

DO, AND YOU IGNORED IT, OKAY?

YOU RUNNING AROUND HERE TRYING

TO BE A SUPERHERO.

NOW, LOOK, HE'S GOT 2 KIDS TO

RAISE.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE?! NOTHING!

NOW, GET OUT OF MY FACE!

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

MOVE!

BART, WHERE ARE THOSE LADDER

TRUCKS?

[ SIRENS WAILING ]

C.J., do you copy?

C.J.!

C.J., answer me, buddy.

C.J., answer me!

[ Static ]

Can you hear me?

Can you answer the radio?

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

C.J.!

Answer me.

C.J., answer me, buddy!

[ SIREN WAILING ]

C.J., I'm coming to get you.