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-Polynomials, trinomials-- mom,

what do you think is all this?

-Polynomials, that's your

algebra, honey.

I mean, you might not use it,

but it's your last class.

Study hard.

Your grades matter, do you?

-I hate algebra.

-Just keep at it, sweetie.

You've got it.

-Can't wait to be done with

this.

-It's your last semester.

-Morning, girls.

-Morning.

-Good morning.

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I'm definitely not in the mood

today. Why don't you go over

and have fun with your stepdaughter?

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I just had the shittiest day at

work.

What's wrong mom?

My boss is such an asshole.

He does everything he can to

make sure I have the hardest

job ever and the worst day.

Well, it sounds like your boss

does that every day.

You're right sweetie. Every day.

Not only is he an asshole, but

he's an idiot too.

Yeah, I've heard you say that.

He just always gets you so

stressed and I don't know, I

don't think city like that, mom.

It's like he can't do anything

himself.

He can't even figure out how to

print a piece of paper.

Well, at least you're not at

work anymore dealing with him

and you're home.

That's true. It's always good

to be home.

Right.

Why don't you have dad take

some of that stress off you?

I mean, he'll make you feel

better.

That's not a bad idea.

Should I call him?

Sure.

Dad?

Dad?

Hey.

Hey.

What's up?

Mom was just telling me about

the shittiest day she had at

work so I was just thinking

maybe you could help her out

and take some of that stress

off her.

Okay.

Okay.

(gentle music)

(door opening)

(footsteps)

(soGrandpa

is going to show you how to do

it)

(soGrandpa is going to show you

how to do it)

(soGrandpa is going to show you

how to do it)

(soGrandpa is going to show you

how to do it)

so what are you going to do

about your job mom?

are you going to get a new one?

I don't know

I really don't want to get a

new one

I really love this company but

can't keep working for this

shitty boss

I say you just say fuck it

and get a new job

maybe I can say fuck it

when you're out of the house

honey

you're right though

I'd be a lot happier with a new

job

yeah you would

I should fuck

I'll just start asking around

see if anything knows

anyone looking for a new

secretary

I know, I can go find you

something

yeah

(soGrandpa laughs)

your boss is such a dick

oh my gosh he is so stupid

sometimes I just take staples

out of his stapler

just to fuck with him

it's like my little revenge

I think he deserves something a

lot worse than that

I know

he's such an asshole but

I don't really want to leave

the company

I like it

well

you're coming home stressed

every day

you're right

it's really just a dick a tole

on me I guess

mmhmm

maybe I'll start asking around

see if anyone knows anyone

looking for a new secretary

maybe within the company

yes, I mean

I could look around for you too

I just can't keep working for

this idiot

he's so stupid

your boss is such a dick

I really think I'm gonna

I'm gonna need a new job

super quick

yeah, you definitely are

haven't worked on my resume in

forever so

hopefully there's something in

the company

I'm sure there is

really good work your mom

yeah

give it my all

mmhmm

I think um

I think a new job would be good

for all of us

mmhmm

I'd like to see you not come

home stressed

that's true

I try not to bring him home

with me but

he's such an asshole it's hard

not to

that's true

at least you want me and dad to

make you feel better when you're

home

yeah that was a really good

idea to help you relax

thank you sweetie

did you finish your homework

from earlier?

well I hate my algebra homework

it looked like you were making

really good progress though

sweetie

I got bored

just get it done and have it

over with

I love this show

me too

such a good one I love watching

it with you sweetie

uh huh

isn't he so handsome?

he is pretty cute

mmhmm

I'm sure Waddy sees in her

though

I know she kind of sucks

yeah totally he can do way

better

guess what?

what's up?

I got a promotion

what? wow

oh my gosh

good job

congratulations

I get double the pay

oh wow

oh my gosh

I think we need to celebrate

for sure

yeah

this is so exciting

celebrate

double pay?

double pay

wow dad

so double fun

yes

so exciting

are you gonna get all that

extra money?

what kind of car am I gonna get?

yeah

get you a new sweet ride

oh yeah

celebrate you finishing all

that math too

okay

now it's worth it

we're so proud of you honey

thanks

mmhmm

maybe we could all go on a

vacation too

that would be nice

where would you wanna go

sweetie?

I don't think we've been to

Bali yet

no we haven't

that sounds exciting

so fun

yeah

so exotic

I think we could get a new TV

too

maybe a bigger one

can I audition?

good idea

that's a great idea

we really need to remodel the

kitchen

that would be so great

oh my goodness

get a new island

a whole new modern layout

so cool

mmhmm

can't wait

yeah

so exciting

what else should we get

sweetheart?

hmm

why don't we get a new couch?

that's true

maybe something a little bigger

way bigger

yeah

something we can all put on

together right?

yeah

exactly

hmm

I wonder if we'd have enough to

just remodel the whole place

can we just get a new place?

oh my gosh

yes

yes

hmm

that's such a great idea

a new place

that'd be pretty great

and even a new bedroom set

a new bedroom set?

can I get a queen bed?

get what you want

oh my god

definitely deserve a queen bed

sweetie

that's sweet

hmm

maybe I can get a new car too

sweetie

yeah

I think we all can

we've been putting in so much

money for maintenance on the

old ones

let's do it

yes

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

it'd be so nice to drive a new

car

oh my gosh

hmm nice and clean

you'd look so good in a new car

mom

hmm I better look like a new

woman

a new car driving up to your

new job

oh my gosh my boss's face

I'm good with what I got

you guys get new cars

you're so great too sweetie

do what I can for you guys

yeah

you take such good care of us

you take good care of me

hmm

such a beautiful family

hmm

cool bedtime fort

don't you have the best step

dad ever sweetie

I do he's pretty great

hmm

hmm

hmm

I wonder what if I what if I

quit my job sweetie

you can quit your job

I think we're making it up now

oh my gosh

hey can I drop out of school

no

nice try

I gotta draw the line somewhere

hmm

you can get

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

so can I get that big white SUV

I was looking at sweetie

yeah I think we can get that

now

hmm

wow

it's like a dream come true

I think it's a new car

hmm

hmm

so proud of daddy

you should be

hmm

we've been working so hard

sweetie

it's all for you guys

it's about time they recognized

it

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

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I'm so excited about that new

SUV

oh my goodness mom me too

I want the leather seats too

you definitely deserve the

leather seat

and a sunroof

oh yeah

that's a must

hmm

I'm looking forward to the new

house

hmm

I really love this neighborhood

though

I know

maybe we stay in the

neighborhood

yeah

I think the place down the

street is for sale

ooh

ooh

that'd be great

that place is huge

I know my friends still live

here

that's true

hmm

can we fix the AC too sweetie?

yeah we need AC

it's about to get really hot

and then the summer time starts

it's horrible

hmm

can't do anything

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

can you tell how much that excites

me?

hmm

I'm pretty excited

I haven't seen you this excited

in a long time

hmm

what size TV are you going to

get?

what's the biggest they have?

you have the projector

hmm

hmm

what about both?

hmm

we could do that

you deserve the biggest sweetie

hmm

my room's going to look so good

hmm

hmm

I could do like pinks

I love pinks

I think it looks so sweet in

your room

hmm

would you get pink furniture

too?

hmm

why don't we do white furniture?

white furniture?

oh yeah

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm

whites should have to keep

clean sweetie

I think that'd be funny

hmm

can I get a couch in my room

too?

I think your room will be big

enough

hmm

oh my gosh I can't wait to have

sleepovers with my friends

yes

your friends are going to be so

jealous

everyone's going to love my

room

when I take pictures and post

it online

it's going to be

oh my gosh

so hard to get them to leave

hmm

maybe I could charge them rent

hahahaha

hmm

that's not a bad idea

so I can?

hmm

hmm

let's think about that one

hmm

hmm

well

what about a walk in closet?

I think that's a great idea

oh my gosh

we need a walk in closet

hahahaha

I know one of those ones like

on TV

where they have like the island

in the middle of the closet

oh my gosh mom

what's that show?

I don't know

but it's really cool

all the famous people have the

big closets

oh my goodness

you should do that

and definitely get a whole wall

for your person and his shoes

hmm

and maybe like a huge mirror in

the wall

oh my gosh mom

what colors are you going to do?

I don't know

I still really like the neutral

colors

you know me I'm always

I've been pretty simple

hmm

that's true

mom

I'm a little much the house

but I would love pink in my

closet

hahahaha

hmm like mother like daughter

twins

yes

you should definitely do it mom

hmm

I've never even had one of

those fancy purses too

I can't even imagine a wall

full of them

imagine it

honey you're going to have to

keep working really hard

I'll keep working hard

I'll take really good care of

you though

hmm

that's what you do it for

hmm

I wonder

maybe we could get a puppy

huh

hahahaha

a puppy

yeah you always wanted one

but we were too busy moving

around when we were little

I can't believe it

pull up a sizeable yard

a puppy oh my goodness

I want a boy though

yeah

what would you name him?

hmm

what would I name my puppy?

Chester

I love that name

Chester

and you can put a little bow

tie on him

oh my goodness

I want to adopt him though

okay

that's fine

adopt don't shop mom

that's true

there are so many dogs that

need love

we'll bring little Chester home

and show him all the love

aw they're going to love our

house

they're going to feel loved

and a big backyard

we're finally like the perfect

family

so great

ah honey

you really did good this time

haha

yeah you did

hmm

you know I'm just thinking

about that backyard

and how hot it gets in the

summer time

what about a pool sweetie?

I think that house has a pool

and a jacuzzi

we can get one

haha

I'm not saying no to anything

right now

yes

pool parties

oh my goodness I can't wait

I can't believe it a pool

and it's going to be so much

fun

oh yeah

pool parties

we can invite the whole

neighborhood

show off our big new house

celebrate your promotion

with a party

a housewarming party

I know

we can celebrate your promotion

with a big housewarming party

let's do it

I think that deserves a

little session on your cock

baby

let me ride you

get comfortable

get comfortable

so like I can have bonfires

and stuff outside by the pool

right

if there's not a fire pit we

can put one in

yeah

that's true

oh my gosh before that we have

to get this AC fixed

definitely

priority number one sweetheart

I can't take it any longer

we're all going to have to walk

around the house naked

if we don't fix it soon

yeah we are

that would raise some eyebrows

with the neighbors right

especially since that house has

so many windows

oh my goodness

I don't know if they'd hate us

or love us

yeah we might become really

popular

maybe we can like get famous

and it'll go viral

we can get like more money

we could move to like Hollywood

or something

I'm getting my own place

yeah baby if you became famous

you would definitely deserve

your own place

and your dad and I would just

go live in Bali

I'm down for that

on second thought

no sweetheart you said you

wanted your own place

I think I just miss you guys so

much

we would miss you too

sweetheart I can't even think

about you leaving home

no you can't that's a thought I

don't want to have yet

no you're here now

we have to enjoy each other

while we can

you like that?

how much should dad help grab

your arm sweetie?

dad bringing in the big bother

yes bringing home the bacon

for his ladies

[moaning]

we're so lucky to have you

sweetie

I'm lucky to have you

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

that's what I'm talking about

you take care of your father,

your stepfather

I do have to thank him for all

those nice things I'm going to

get

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

that new couch is going to be

so nice

we're in need of a new one

it's going to be big

room for all of us to spread

out when we're having fun

we should get one of those couches

where it turns into a bed

like a futon?

yeah

that's a great idea

friends can sleep on that too

sweetie

it's going to be a cool movie

night

oh my god that will be so fun

I'm going to be so popular once

we have a nice house

we're going to invite everyone

over

sweetheart you already are

popular

you're gorgeous

with the biggest house on the

block

we'll have to kick him out

they're never going to want to

leave

they'll blame us

that's true

the show's almost over

want to watch the ending though

you?

I know, me too

isn't this the season finale

mom?

yeah, we should really watch

the ending

it's going to get so good

it is, maybe we should

dad should come on our faces

before we

finish the finale

that's a great idea

[moaning]

come all over our faces sweetie

[laughing]

show us how much you love

[laughing]

[laughing]

such a good girl

I can't believe your dad liked

that

thanks dad

thanks sweetie

can you move so we can watch

the finale though?

I know, I know you sit down

we're getting a new sofa anyway

don't worry about the mess

no way

he left her, good

she didn't deserve him like I

said

amen

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