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Baby, what are you doing?

I don't know why you're so nervous.

Moms love me.

Yeah, that's what I'm nervous about.

Oh my baby!

Hi!

Honey, have you put on a few pounds?

It's okay, I'll make sure mama feeds you healthy while you're here.

So tell me, who is this young strapping stud?

Oh my, you must be Darren.

You know, you don't look a thing like your pictures.

Give me a hug.

Oh, yeah, bring it in nice and tight.

Okay, that's enough, come on.

It's just being friendly.

Alright, well you two come on in here and get your stuff and let's go.

I know you moved out a couple of years ago, but

I refuse to change anything in your own house.

Yeah, this is the room I grew up in.

My birth mom gave me that before she left.

Oh, I'll let you two settle in and don't keep me waiting too long, okay?

I don't know what you were so nervous about, she seems really nice.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

Your mom never stole your college boyfriend.

I think it's kind of cool that you have a hot mom.

Yeah, it's a lot less cool when you're always the awkward kid growing up.

I was the ugly duckling while she was a swan.

Alright, I mean I get that, but she's just trying to be nice.

She's trying to be welcoming to us.

I mean there's something kind of sad and lonely about it.

What the hell is that jab about my weight all about?

Oh, but she seems to love you.

It's just like I'm a little kid all over again, the moment a man enters the scene,

I seem to just disappear.

I'm worried, what if she tries to... Baby, hey, I only have eyes for you.

Cassie, what was Sally like when she was younger? Oh, awkward.

She had a little bit of trouble in high school, so when all the other girls would

go out partying or on dates, we would just stay home and chill.

You make it sound like I was a total nerd.

Oh, well no honey, look at you.

You are beautiful and smart.

So smart.

Oh my god, did you just give me a compliment?

No, look, I know that it seems like I'm really hard on you, but I have never

wanted anything other than you just still be your best self, live your best life,

find true love and happiness.

Besides, at my age, the little decisions that you

make now, they affect you the rest of your life.

I mean, don't take this the wrong way.

I was just surprised at how young you seemed.

It makes sense that you're her stepmother.

Oh, you are adorable.

But don't let that fool you.

I love that little girl more than I love myself, and I would move mountains for her.

You are so strong.

Oh my gosh, makes mommy happy.

Can you not?

It's just been a long time since I've been around gentlemanly company.

Gross, please.

It's enough.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I have to realize that my daughter's a little testy after her last boyfriend.

What was his name?

Okay, I'll behave.

One thing you have to realize about my little angel over there is right before

she starts her period, she gets a little blue.

Oh my gosh, you remember that time you dyed your

hair and all those designer clothes I bought you?

She practically painted the whole bathroom black doing it.

I never pictured you as a goth kid.

She definitely had her goth moment.

She would listen to The Cure over and over and then we'd have these conversations,

these morbid conversations about mortality.

That's enough.

Please, mother.

What else? This is gold.

Let's see.

Oh, one time my angel tried to run away, but that little chunkster, she got hungry.

She came home later on and she said, I'm sorry, mama.

Go have some food.

Excuse me.

Well, it's true.

She really can't be normal for like 10 minutes.

I think she's just trying to be nice.

Like, I don't see how you don't see...

she adores you.

You don't know what it's like having a mother like that.

Three husbands in 10 years, new men always hanging around.

Oh, and then Michael.

I always felt like, like I was unwanted.

Like I was ugly.

Trust me, right?

You're the most beautiful girl in the world.

I just don't want to get rejected all over again.

I promise you won't let that happen.

I promise.

Scout's honor.

No, no,

no, no, no,

no.

Oh, oh

Watch your leg in front of me Watch your face, close your eyes! A little pause.

..

Good morning, good morning, good morning.

..

Oh my God...

Oh my God...

Oh my God.

..

Oh, my, my, my, my...

Oh, my, my, my.

..

Oh,

my...

Oh, my God...

Oh,

my... Oh, my God...

Oh,

my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh,

my...

Oh, my...

Oh... he doesn't stop.

He's coming for

me.

A little pause.

..

and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause...

and we are back.

Hey, where's Sally?

Um, she's taking a nap.

She's not mad at me, is she?

No, I think it's... she might be a little jealous.

I don't know what she has to be jealous of.

She's got this young hot stud, and I'm just a lonely old maid.

Did you, um... did you really steal her last boyfriend? I had to.

He wanted to marry her, and he just was not right for her, so I knew the marriage

would not last over a year, so I did what I had to do.

But then you went and slept with him? Intentionally.

Heck yeah.

And I didn't hide it at all.

I needed her to see his character and what type of person he actually is.

That must have... that was a little crazy.

I mean, what's going to happen if you don't like me?

I think that I will.

You seem like a good person, Darren.

Thanks.

But I do ask that you let me inspect you.

Um...

what? What do you mean?

I used to be a nurse, and I can tell the signs of disease.

So you won't mind?

No, I'm clean, okay?

Your daughter, she can attest to that, so...

And I appreciate that, but Sally has no medical

experience, and you are a very good looking gentleman.

Very good looking.

And I would think that you've kind of put yourself out there, am I right?

No, I'm not going to go into this with you, okay?

She knows where you are.

You do realize that she's not going to go through

with a marriage until I give her my approval.

This inspection is mandatory.

Are you okay with it? You're hard.

I'm just.

..

scared.

Let me check this out.

Your cock is clean.

You know,

I never had a chance to teach Sally fellatio.

So how about if Mommy teaches you, and you teach Sally?

This is a test, huh? It's not.

I approve.

You have far exceeded all of my expectations for my stepdaughter's husband.

You're in.

Congrats.

But I would humbly request that you throw a phone to a...

I don't know that we should be doing this.

There we go.

I'm so glad after my nap.

I'm going to go out for a little run.

I will see you guys later for dinner.

Where were we?

I promised Sally that this was not going to happen.

I totally get it.

I was thinking the same thing.

You're a young man and probably just want to have sex with someone your own age.

So it's cool.

You're hot as fuck, okay? I just.

.. I don't want to hurt Sally.

Well, in all honesty, I'm just happy that she's

found someone that makes her feel so good.

Did you watch us earlier?

You must find me disgusting.

Well, I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but I did see you walking with Sally.

At first I was shocked, but then I just wanted to know what it felt like.

And then I couldn't be mad because it just looks so good.

You are amazing.

I'm going

to go so far now.

Nice and hard when I do that.

It's time for mommy.

Oh, wow.

It's so good.

I'm a little healthy.

It's good.

Oh.

There you go.

Good boy.

You look really

good inside of me.

I'm going to do like that.

Let me smack my ass.

Yeah, there you go.

Right there.

There we go.

And that's it.

Oh, yeah.

This is so good.

Fuck, that's really good.

Really nice cut.

Oh,

God.

Right there.

So good.

Yeah.

That's good.

Give it to me, give it to me.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

Right there.

Right there.

Let me just wiggle.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, this is so good.

I'm going to do that.

I'm going to suck these balls like this.

I'm just smacking them.

Oh,

wow.

Oh, my God.

This is so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Yes, I will see you on your back.

On my back? Oh, my God.

Just look all that crazy out of me.

A lot of flexing.

I do like that.

That's good, that's good.

Nice and deep.

There we go.

I do want it.

It's good.

That's right.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

Right in there with me.

There we go.

Oh, God, yes.

That's it, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

That's it, he's not...

Shh.

You're watching your cock inside of me? Yeah.

Is there a name? Fuck, it was a.

..

It's okay.

Oh, yeah.

Perfect, perfect.

Oh, fuck.

You're really fucking mean.

It's amazing.

I like that.

Oh, my

God.

Amazing.

Yeah.

Nice and hard.

Oh, yes.

Relax.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

Oh, shit.

Holy shit.

Say this out loud.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

You really played with your balls.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Oh, shit, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Wait

up.

Oh, my God.

I like that.

Oh, my God.

It's like my life.

Oh, God.

Jesus.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

You're on your back again.

It's like...

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

Oh, my God.

That's heavy.

That's it.

That's right there.

That's right there.

Give it to me.

That's really good.

So good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, my God.

My God you're amazing.

My God you're amazing.

He fills me up.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

You were quite a stud.

Daddy.

Yeah?

You know you've been such a good boy.

I want you to come for me.

I know you made me come.

I don't want to taste it.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

You're such a good boy.

Yeah.

I love you, Kelly.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

Dinner was great, Mom.

You calling her Mom now?

I will send you the recipe.

I'm sure Darren will appreciate that.

He really would.

You two are acting weird.

I'm just so happy that you both are home, honey.

You know, I still have a thing or two to teach you both.

Oh, I guess your motherly instinct is due to kick in at some point.

You never know.

Your mom might have a thing or two up her sleeve.

Why are you talking in riddles?

You'll find out soon enough.

The fuck was I on all about?

Just being friendly.

Okay.

Your mom's really great.

You know that, right?

What happened while I was gone?

You guys are acting so weird.

Nothing.

We just talked about you.

Really?

Look, your mom seems genuinely happy for us, okay?

Well, we haven't together longer than any of her marriages.

See, that's just it.

I think sometimes you're just too hard on her.

Me and you try to have a little more of an open mind, okay?

You know I do anything for you, right?

Hi.

I'm not sure that Darren told you, but you have really become a very beautiful woman.

Mom.

Don't be embarrassed.

You are absolutely stunning.

And Darren is lucky to have you.

We both are.

Mommy, what are you doing?

I just wanted you to know that I am really proud of you.

You've become this beautiful woman, and it's stirring something up within me.

I find you strong, beautiful, and capable.

You're my swan.

I never wanted to hear you say that.

Nor are

you.

Are you okay with this?

Are

you just sucking on the tip?

Try to go down a little further.

That's it.

Wow, you do such a good job.

Isn't she doing a good job, Darren? So good.

So good.

Yes, I'm so proud of my little girl.

Oh, Carla.

May I try?

Yes, may I try? Yes, please.

Good girl.

So good, baby.

So good.

Oh my God, you're so farted.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God, you're so far.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, you want to see more things you teach me, Mommy?

Oh, can you see? Oh, so good.

Oh.

Are you going to do this? So good.

So good.

So good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck, oh my God, you're so...

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Oh my God... Really, really, really sorry.

Bike.

Bike.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, me too.

It's so funny.

It's so funny.

You're doing so good, Molly.

You're doing so good.

I love it.

You get this all the time.

It's so good.

I want to share it with you.

There you go.

Oh my God.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

You're such a good girl.

Watch your fingertips.

Slowly and not ever messy.

Are you good? Yeah.

Almost good.

Almost good.

Yes.

Take your mommy hug.

Yes.

You're such a good girl.

You're such a...

That's it.

That's it.

You do it.

That's it.

That's it.

Right there.

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

She got it.

Wow.

I'm so pleased.

It's kind of like you get some music.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

It's so hard.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh.

Let

me have your man stick.

There we go.

You got enough room? Okay.

It's all right.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

That was so good.

Oh my gosh.

We're back.

We're back.

That's better.

Ah, you have a taste.

Oh, yes...

I like that.

Oh, cute.

You are amazing.

A little pause...

Thank you.

A little pause...

Oh...

Darren, how do

you...

When you finish your shower, you can pack up your things.

Wait, what?

Why?

What?

I really, really thought you'd be man enough to resist my mom.

I warned him, honey.

Right before the test, I told him Michael failed.

I really thought you'd be a better man.

Really?

You're leaving me?

We can't stand a cheater.