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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:13,916 Goodbye. 4 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,197 Do you ever look at people... 5 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,113 and wonder about their lives? 6 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,814 Wonder whether they're alone. 7 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:47,384 Or whether they're having some great love affair. 8 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:49,952 I do... 9 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,172 always have. 10 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,131 But there was one love affair that I wasn't content 11 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,134 just to watch from afar. 12 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,963 Because I was so awed and inspired and... 13 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,183 full of envy 14 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,316 that I wanted to steal that love and make it my own. 15 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:10,364 That's why to tell my story, I have to tell Rick's story. 16 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,627 because we were both battling for Melissa 17 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,237 right from the start. 18 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,152 Ten years ago. 19 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:20,242 ♪ Baby babe Let's get together ♪ 20 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:23,203 I was 17 and it was summer. 21 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,031 Suntan oil, bare feet... 22 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,165 parties when parents went down the coast. 23 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,820 ♪ That we like to do 24 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,866 I thought that nothing would ever happen to me. 25 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,566 That life would never surprise or dazzle me. 26 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,004 That I'd never fall in love. 27 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,746 ♪ Do a little dance 28 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,444 But then, like they say in books, 29 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:51,361 a bolt of lightning, a flash and I felt love... 30 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,581 even before I saw her. 31 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:57,237 I turned to my left and there she was. 32 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,982 ♪ Where we can Oh get together ♪ 33 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:10,032 ♪ And ease up our mind Oh do a little dance ♪ 34 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,469 ♪ Make a little love 35 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:16,256 ♪ Get down tonight Woo get down tonight ♪ 36 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,954 ♪ Do a little dance 37 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,129 My twin brother, Ricky. 38 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:24,786 Born two minutes before me and always two steps ahead. 39 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:29,051 - Rick. - Melissa. 40 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,360 So, she fell in love with Rick. 41 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,318 And I became her friend. 42 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,586 Would you still love me if I fell under a bus 43 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,109 and lost a leg? 44 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,503 The three of us would go out 45 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,289 and I would search for some sign that I had a chance. 46 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,944 I waited for a smile or a stare 47 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,730 or for her hand to lightly brush against mine. 48 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,123 But always, at the end of the night, 49 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:02,563 the two of them would disappear to some secret place. 50 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,696 We were all on borrowed time. 51 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:10,571 In a month she was going back to England to study philosophy. 52 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,094 Listen, I know you're smarter than me 53 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,443 and you're going to have a great argument 54 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:17,054 against what I'm about to say, but I'm the bloke 55 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:19,057 and it's my bloke's duty to bring it up. 56 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:20,972 I think we should do it. 57 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:26,326 I made a pact with the man I'm going to marry 58 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,111 that I'll only lose my virginity to him. 59 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,289 You've made a pact with a man you haven't met yet? 60 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:36,771 Okay... 61 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:39,861 but I still have to try. 62 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,907 I understand. 63 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:45,562 I like the pact! 64 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,220 I do! 65 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,614 I think it's a good idea. 66 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,094 Match point. 67 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,194 Oh! 68 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,199 Bad luck. 6-1, 6-1. 69 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:18,378 Good game. 70 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,164 Hey! 71 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:23,905 There's your chance to offload your virginity, mate. 72 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,040 She fancies you. 73 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,964 Mm. Next time, go for the passing shot. 74 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,402 You lob too much. You're too defensive. 75 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,410 Come on, it's romantic. 76 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:53,587 Last night before you leave, we'll make love. 77 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,372 I'll sneak you out in the morning. 78 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,245 I'm sticking to the pact. 79 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,206 Don't forget me. 80 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,426 I won't. 81 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,214 I'll walk you home. 82 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,260 We'd just have to say goodbye again. 83 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,710 Melissa's leaving tomorrow. 84 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,451 So I bought her this book. 85 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,583 John Paul Sartre's Being and Nothingness. 86 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,238 Then I thought, too brainy. 87 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:39,633 So I bought her Cherry Ripes 88 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,287 then I thought chocolates, predictable. 89 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:46,335 Lift. 90 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:50,905 So, I bought her this set of antique... 91 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,516 silver candle holders. 92 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,301 Then I thought... 93 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,521 too grown up. 94 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,524 - ♪ And I'm reminded of the day ♪ - What do you think? 95 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,527 ♪ When love gave me Her rich rewards ♪ 96 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,311 Should I just... 97 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,052 bundle it all up with a ribbon and send it to her? 98 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:13,187 ♪ I stumbled on Such sweet repose ♪ 99 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:16,234 ♪ In a minor key 100 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,193 Oh God! 101 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:24,329 ♪ When two weary hearts. Enter wide open spaces ♪ 102 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,897 ♪ It's enough for... 103 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:53,141 ♪ La, la, la, la, La, la, la, la ♪ 104 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:59,321 ♪ La, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 105 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:05,501 ♪ I only want to say 106 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:12,160 ♪ That if there is a way 107 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:18,862 ♪ I want my baby back with me 108 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:25,173 ♪ 'Cause he's my true love My only one don't you see? ♪ 109 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:31,571 ♪ And on that fateful day 110 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:37,098 ♪ Perhaps in the new sun Of May ♪ 111 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,144 You sleep with your mouth open, 112 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,581 when did that start? 113 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,452 I'm sleeping next to a dead person. 114 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,975 I've felt like that for years. 115 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,325 Very funny. 116 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,936 Early morning comedy. Very good. 117 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,546 They're at it already. 118 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,157 At least yours are still married. 119 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,333 Mom reckons it's been doomed from the start 120 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,161 because they got married at that hotel 121 00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,121 with the three-foot waterfall. 122 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:04,386 - Three-foot waterfall? - Yeah, Niagara Smalls. 123 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,909 Shit! 124 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,607 Come on, boys! 125 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:22,491 Morning. 126 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,058 Morning. 127 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,583 - Where's the boys? - Where's the milk? 128 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,585 Come on, come on. 129 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,806 - Bye. - Come on, come on. 130 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,635 Bye. 131 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,684 I'll tell you what I'm afraid of. 132 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,947 I'm afraid that now, I'll never be able to forget you 133 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,558 and in 20 years I'll be married and I'll see you at a party 134 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,473 and I'll drag you into the bathroom 135 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,737 and make love to you. 136 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,782 And then my whole life will collapse 137 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,654 'cause I'll have to decide whether to stay with my husband 138 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,787 - or run away with you. - I'll write to you. 139 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,833 - Every day? - Always. 140 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,120 You did it, didn't you? 141 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:27,730 What happened to her pact? 142 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,689 Why'd she change her mind? 143 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,953 Well, she wouldn't tell me. 144 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,563 Well, that's just great! 145 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,477 What kind of a world is it 146 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,306 when girls don't keep their pacts? 147 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,873 I thought she was going to keep it 148 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:41,918 for the bloke she married! 149 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,660 She changed her mind. Sue me. 150 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,492 Now, I can marry her. 151 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,887 My first boyfriend gave me that! 152 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,193 That is a very expensive antique! 153 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,501 It's a piece of poo, is what it is. 154 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,112 Then again maybe marriage isn't such a great idea. 155 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:14,995 ♪ It's getting, it's getting It's getting kinda hectic ♪ 156 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:16,910 So she left. 157 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:18,955 Ten years passed... 158 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,697 and neither of us saw her. 159 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,743 I tried to forget about her by working. 160 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,222 ♪ Dull void without substance Or content ♪ 161 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,398 ♪ You need to slow your speed Stop the nonsense ♪ 162 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,139 ♪ These are the words Of the risin' sun ♪ 163 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,794 ♪ Surprisin' some who thought I was just another hum-drum? ♪ 164 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,143 ♪ I'll take a page Write a phrase ♪ 165 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,579 ♪ Then rephrase it 166 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,930 ♪ Treat it like a national flag And upraise it ♪ 167 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,801 I filled my life with schedules 168 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,890 appointments, meetings. 169 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,241 I took no holidays, no time off. 170 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,723 I knew if I relaxed a memory of her would creep in. 171 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,377 And a memory wasn't enough for me. 172 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,383 ♪ I got the power 173 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,385 I wondered if I'd ever find her... 174 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,169 or find love. 175 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,389 After all, what is a person's chance 176 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,608 of finding love in the world? 177 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,786 I investigate it all the time. 178 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,615 Whenever I'm at a train station or an airport, 179 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,747 I compare the number of travelers who are met 180 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,531 by lovers to the number of travelers 181 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,056 who aren't met by anyone. 182 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,579 And the result gives me the exact chance 183 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,321 of finding love in the world today. 184 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,802 Fifty-four percent. 185 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,848 A little higher on the weekends. 186 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,851 - Stevey! - Here we go. Smother love. 187 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,811 That's what it's called. Smother love. 188 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,683 Stevey, good of you to meet us. 189 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,208 - Oh, you look thin! - Hi, Mom. 190 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,949 Good to see you, son. 191 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,213 Eh, one last hug. 192 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,694 That should see me through to the end. 193 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:49,567 - Dad, you're not dying. - Depends how you define it. 194 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,700 Thank you, Lovey. Thank you. 195 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,789 Would you like some time alone? 196 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,226 I gave her your number. She's a goer. 197 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,488 How was your trip? 198 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,882 Oh, I hate trains. People smell. 199 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,580 Come on, Mom, I reckon Dad's got the right idea. 200 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,712 Old train. Your own compartment, 201 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,975 just like when you came here years ago. 202 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,847 Anyway, how's Ricky? 203 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,631 He doesn't sound very excited about the big do. 204 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,416 Well, it's hard for him to be excited about anything. 205 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,201 Rachael only left him a year ago. 206 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,420 He's very sensitive. 207 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041 Hey, it says here... 208 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,478 that a strange confluence of astrological forces 209 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,872 are at work this week. 210 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,222 A once in a lifetime event. 211 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,748 All star signs will suffer from romantic confusion. 212 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,535 Oh, won't they let me eat in peace? 213 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,756 You only hate them because they're in love. 214 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,846 Don't analyze me. I'm too shallow. 215 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,153 Coming! 216 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,459 Come on. 217 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,333 What do you think Rachael's doing right now? 218 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,856 Hmm, probably dressing some man 219 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,337 who's paying complete and total attention to her. 220 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,947 - What? - You've been raving on 221 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,907 about her all day, do you think I could have the night off? 222 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,647 Of course, gone, gone. Out of my head. 223 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:16,350 Coming! Look, I'm completely over her! 224 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,919 I even-- I even understand 225 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225 why she left me at the altar and-- 226 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,793 and why she ripped off my life savings. 227 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,969 I like that. I-- I don't mind a bit of phoniness in a person. 228 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:28,797 But... 229 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,320 I just hate that she... 230 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,670 - She brought me here to do it. - ...brought me here to do it. 231 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,282 Exactly! One minute we're upstairs 232 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,937 in Arabian Nights, four hours from getting married 233 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,071 and the next thing I know, she's gone. 234 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:43,943 Just like that. 235 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:46,902 Never see her again. 236 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,779 Really... 237 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,390 I'm not a good bet. 238 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,175 Promise you'll consider leaving me today. 239 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,397 - You look very handsome. - Oh. 240 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,227 I love being nice to you. It makes you so uncomfortable. 241 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,795 You can leave here if you're so miserable. 242 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,234 Why don't you just race outside and see if your head explodes? 243 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,323 I can't be cynical and brooding and depressed 244 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,760 if you keep giving me other options. 245 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:20,762 Besides... 246 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,156 Ronnie needs me here. 247 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,984 Ronnie doesn't need you here. 248 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,942 He only gave you a job because you were heartbroken 249 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:28,857 and couldn't face society. 250 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,815 I can face society. 251 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,644 I just don't want to talk to anyone, that's all. 252 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:37,212 All star signs will suffer from romantic confusion. 253 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,477 Interesting. 254 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,003 This place caused my romantic confusion. 255 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,483 It cursed my parents and it cursed me. 256 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,051 Rose! 257 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,273 Because love-- love is a piece of poo 258 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,015 and if love's anywhere in the world... 259 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:57,886 it's not here. 260 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,377 Hotel de Love. I've never understood that. 261 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,857 I mean, shouldn't it be all French? 262 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,600 Hotel D'Amoir? Or in English, Hotel of Love. 263 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,211 Not half and half. 264 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,561 Why doesn't Ricky change it? 265 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,519 The boys have always been confused about love. 266 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,869 It's inherited. 267 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,223 ♪ I realize that The best part of love ♪ 268 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,575 ♪ Is the thinnest slice But it don't count for much ♪ 269 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,837 ♪ But I'm not letting go ♪ 270 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,059 ♪ I believe there's too much To believe in ♪ 271 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,238 ♪ So lift your eyes If you feel you can ♪ 272 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,937 ♪ Reach for a star And I'll show you a plan ♪ 273 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,851 ♪ I've figured it out ♪ 274 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:54,073 ♪ What I needed was someone To show me ♪ 275 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,034 ♪ You know you can't fool me ♪ 276 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,863 ♪ I've been loving you Too long ♪ 277 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:03,734 Can I help you? 278 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,477 Our key, please. 279 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,527 Is it, uh, African Safari? Love in the Outback? 280 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:17,139 Grand Final Passion Suite? Subterranean Seduction? 281 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,881 Here you go. Garden of Eden. 282 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,277 This was the perfect place to get married. 283 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,062 The Smalls are just breathtaking! 284 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,108 The Smalls? Breathtaking? 285 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,675 That toilet flush. 286 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:37,071 Ricky! Oh, Ricky, 287 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,944 - you look so good. - Hello, Rick. 288 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,902 Hey! 289 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,773 - Here you go, I'm Sheldon. - It's on the house. 290 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,472 Look at that, were on the big board! 291 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,213 Oh, oh, my God! 292 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,040 We should never have come. You can't bring back the past. 293 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,131 - No worries, I'll cancel it. - No way! 294 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:55,002 Renewing your marriage vows on your anniversary. 295 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,137 - It will be very romantic. - Well, I don't want romance. 296 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,660 I want sleep! 297 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,534 - Rick? - Yeah? 298 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:06,928 What about this party? 299 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,671 Come on. Let's kick on. 300 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,033 How did you pick this place? 301 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,121 Oh, I heard about it years ago. 302 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,341 I always wanted to come here for a holiday. 303 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:34,042 ♪ I didn't see it The way you wanted me to ♪ 304 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,133 ♪ How how howzat 305 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,963 ♪ You messed about I caught you out howzat ♪ 306 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,747 I love this song! 307 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,359 ♪ Now that I found Where you're at ♪ 308 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:50,189 - I have a room booked. Morrison. - Subterranean Seduction? 309 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,408 Welcome to Hotel de Love. 310 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,715 If you could just fill out this form? 311 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,196 I'll get your key. 312 00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,154 I just got married! 313 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,591 Come to my party! 314 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,422 My life is over. 315 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,213 Oh, joking! Joking! It's bliss! 316 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,999 It's heaven! This way! This way! 317 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:22,612 - You go ahead. I'll meet you. - Good man! Good man! 318 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:28,749 Well trained! 319 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,494 ♪ Sooner or later Love is going to get ya ♪ 320 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:38,237 ♪ Sooner or later Girl you got to give in ♪ 321 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,805 ♪ Sooner or later Love is gonna let 'cha ♪ 322 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:46,245 ♪ Sooner or later Love is gonna win ♪ 323 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,423 ♪ It's just a matter of time Before you make up your mind ♪ 324 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,861 ♪ And give all that love That you've been hiding ♪ 325 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:57,952 ♪ It's just a question of when I've told you time and again ♪ 326 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,128 ♪ I'll get all the love You've been denying ♪ 327 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:04,219 ♪ Sooner or later Love is gonna get ya ♪ 328 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:08,092 ♪ Sooner or later Girl you got to give in ♪ 329 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,748 ♪ Sooner or later Love is gonna let 'cha ♪ 330 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,926 ♪ Sooner or later Love is gonna win ♪ 331 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,928 You said you'd never be able to forget me. 332 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,147 You said you'd see me at a party 333 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,410 and drag me into a bathroom and make love to me 334 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,151 and then your whole life would collapse 335 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,066 because you'd-- you'd have to decide 336 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,503 whether to stay with your husband 337 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,244 or run away with me. 338 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,644 - It's me, Rick! Rick Dunne. - I know it's you. 339 00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:41,211 ♪ Sooner or later Love is gonna get ya ♪ 340 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,867 Okay. I understand how you feel. 341 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,827 I'm sorry I-- I didn't write. 342 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:48,568 What are you talking about? 343 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,005 Well... 344 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:56,052 you see, you're upset because, I said I'd write and I didn't 345 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,968 and that's, uh, made you hostile. 346 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,100 I slapped you because it's bad form 347 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,493 to bring up bathrooms and sex 348 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,496 with someone you haven't seen in ten years. 349 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,540 But-- 350 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,936 Look, come on now. I got a million questions for you. 351 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,154 Where do you live? Are you married? 352 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,373 What do you do? 353 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,679 You can answer the marriage thing first, 354 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,637 if you want. 355 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,292 Not married, Melbourne. Philosophy Lecturer at Monash. 356 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:20,163 Phil-- Philosophy, great! Great! What you always wanted, 357 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,731 yeah, great. What sort of philosophy? 358 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,777 No, really, I'm interested. 359 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,433 I teach an introductory course on logic and cognition. 360 00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:29,390 The systematic investigation-- 361 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,350 Don't you remember everything that happened? 362 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,917 The party? The ladder. 363 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,791 Your bracelets jingling when you climbed into my room? 364 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,532 I'm sure it will astound you, Rick. 365 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,796 But I have met other men in the last ten years. 366 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,063 You're magnificent! 367 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:52,545 Perfection! 368 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,201 A work of art! Goddess! 369 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,554 Perfection! I said that... 370 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,431 - Radiant. - Radiant. 371 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:20,267 This is showing me that I'm far more nostalgic 372 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:23,445 than you are. I remember everything about us. 373 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,229 First time I saw you... 374 00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,102 you were dancing to Marcia Hines. 375 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,756 Uh, it was K.C. and the Sunshine Band. 376 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:33,280 Yeah, correct. Marcia Hines was the second song. 377 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:37,416 - But you danced better to her. - ♪ In all the wrong places 378 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:40,244 Good to see you, Rick. 379 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,385 You were wearing a black vest with silver buttons. 380 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,431 Black jeans... 381 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,957 ...and a belt from Sportsgirl. 382 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:10,057 I've wanted to tell you for ten years! 383 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:11,798 I love you! 384 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,409 I've always loved you! 385 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,511 - Stephen! - Melissa! 386 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,208 You're here too. 387 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:32,992 Melissa, I have to tell you something-- 388 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:35,343 Oh, it's so good to see you. 389 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,257 What are you doing here? 390 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:38,606 Melissa, I have to tell you something 391 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,608 I have been thinking about for ten years! 392 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,523 Oh God, don't tell me you want to have sex with me 393 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,917 in a cubicle like Rick. 394 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,007 No! No! 395 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,703 Of course you wouldn't. 396 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,052 You're the only male friend I've had 397 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,577 who didn't try to sleep with me. 398 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:55,624 And I love you for it! So, how are you? 399 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,500 Great! Great! 400 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,547 - Listen. - ♪ I feel like dancing 401 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,942 ♪ Dancing dance the night away ♪ 402 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,513 I'm just going to get completely pissed! 403 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,516 Do you want something? 404 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:28,396 ♪ When marimba rhythms Start to play ♪ 405 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:31,791 ♪ Dance with me make me sway ♪ 406 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,009 ♪ Like a lazy ocean Hugs the shore ♪ 407 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,576 Norman loves to dance. 408 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,797 I just stand at the side and tend to the wounded. 409 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:39,581 How did you meet him? 410 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:43,236 Well, I've been seeing these certain kind of guys 411 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,499 for many years. 412 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:47,457 And it's very deceiving because they smell quite nice 413 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,982 and they have respectable jobs 414 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,026 and they talk about their moms 415 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:53,552 and two minutes later, they grope you to death. 416 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:57,381 Norman was a breath of fresh air. 417 00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:00,994 Three months of coffees and he never laid a hand on me. 418 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:02,386 Which was lovely... 419 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,563 until it kept going! 420 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,521 Fourth month, fifth month, 421 00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,479 then I realized that what we really needed 422 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,569 was a bit of groping. 423 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,572 So, I seduced him. 424 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,313 I tried to be a groper, for a short period. 425 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,185 I didn't have any talent for it. 426 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,970 I-- I couldn't get them drunk. I got drunk. 427 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,582 I kept on saying meaningful things 428 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,019 and my hands wouldn't really wander enough. 429 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:27,847 It was terrible. 430 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,808 - Who was your last girlfriend? - Linda, three years ago. 431 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,637 She broke up with me because I worked too much. 432 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,552 Well, she never actually said she wanted to break up. 433 00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,207 She just stopped returning my phone calls. 434 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,123 Technically I suppose, were still going out. 435 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,128 Since her, I've been completely celibate! 436 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,611 I love this place! 437 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,437 It's funny seeing those two brothers 438 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:55,961 that you knew. How did you meet them again? 439 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:58,051 Oh, years ago, at a party in Armadale. 440 00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,880 Couldn't meet two more different brothers if you tried. 441 00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:03,012 Absolutely nothing in common. 442 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:33,390 Oh! 443 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,105 Bloody hell. 444 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,412 Still alive. 445 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,570 - Step, step, okay, stop! - What's this all about? 446 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:27,706 Ta-da! 447 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,709 The world famous Niagara Smalls. 448 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:33,276 "Dear Edith... 449 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,540 lover, secretly behind your smile. 450 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:40,501 The words of love nakedly discover your breasts. 451 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,289 Discover your breasts and your neck. 452 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:50,032 And your hips and your eyelids discover every caress. 453 00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:53,514 So the kisses in your eyes reveal entire the whole of you. 454 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,256 Soon we shall meet. 455 00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:58,562 Until then I remain your loving... 456 00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:00,739 secret admirer." 457 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:02,915 Lord Byron. 458 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:09,486 Is that breakfast? 459 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,753 One last meal to get me through. 460 00:29:15,362 --> 00:29:18,626 I feel it. Today's my last day among the living. 461 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:21,760 The final banana. 462 00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:27,766 Ooh! 463 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,160 - Will you marry me? - Oh, darling! 464 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:33,554 Are you sure? 465 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,208 Forever? 466 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,602 I'd love to marry you! 467 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,608 I bought this for you. 468 00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,654 It's very expensive. 469 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,748 What if you like some other bloke more than Matt, 470 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,403 but the other bloke's involved with someone else? 471 00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:59,231 Would you drop Matt, even though you had no chance 472 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,756 of being with the other fellow or would you just keep going on? 473 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,889 Look, you should break up with Alison. 474 00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:06,413 I'm not talking about Alison. 475 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,980 Well, if you were, which you're not, but, 476 00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,070 if you were, you should break up with her. 477 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:13,201 You're wasting your best boy years. 478 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,507 It'll be a shock. Shouldn't I be distant 479 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,944 for a year or two to lead in? 480 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:17,990 Look, if you don't like her, 481 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:20,383 for her sake, the sooner the better. 482 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,279 You have a very happy marriage ahead of you. 483 00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:48,150 You're sure? 484 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,630 My first two husbands both dropped dead 485 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:51,501 in front of me. 486 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,506 The lines don't lie. 487 00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,161 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 488 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:00,423 You're welcome. 489 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:11,304 Do you ever give people bad news? 490 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,611 What for? I like to spread the happiness. 491 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,660 And you should show more respect for the occult. 492 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:22,837 Here. 493 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:30,062 Listen, I, uh-- 494 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,714 I got to talk to you about something. 495 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:32,891 - I think it's-- - Uh-oh. 496 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,850 Previously undetected union line. 497 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,069 - What? - Someone's gonna break up 498 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,332 with you. 499 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,856 See? This is such rubbish. I mean... 500 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:45,773 Oh. 501 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:48,776 - You. - See? 502 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:50,691 Told you there was something to it. 503 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:54,259 Well, what happened to spreading the happiness? 504 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,914 - Everything's great with us. - Rick, 505 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,481 I always knew it couldn't go anywhere. 506 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,310 That's why I liked you. You were safe. 507 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:09,449 Do you think... 508 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:13,192 it's a waste of time to see someone for six months 509 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,194 and then not end up with them? 510 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,590 I don't think so, but I don't really know. 511 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,942 I'm just stumbling around like... 512 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:26,945 everyone else. 513 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,914 Is there anything I can do? 514 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:40,959 Huh. 515 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,658 Don't worry. It happens to everyone at some time. 516 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,488 Except Tom... 517 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:53,232 oh, and, uh, Jason and um, Alan, especially not Alan. 518 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:55,974 Darling, I'm trying to lighten the situation. 519 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,498 This is terribly embarrassing! 520 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,370 Tonight! Of all nights! 521 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:13,643 Hi. 522 00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:18,779 I love you. 523 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,063 Yes! 524 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,706 - Jack, what on earth? - May I have the pleasure? 525 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,448 What in God's name are you doing? 526 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,059 Don't you remember? 527 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,888 We danced here in our room before we got married. 528 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,327 Oh, you were boozing last night. 529 00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,415 - This is the bottle talking. - It's me talking. 530 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:32,505 Don't you remember? We got married. We had kids! 531 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:38,076 Oh, Jack, don't do this. We're not kids any more. 532 00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:43,864 Jack, I don't want to! Don't you ever listen to me? 533 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,126 There was so much I wanted to do. 534 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:48,869 But all these years, you've never listened to me! 535 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,269 You're right. It was a stupid idea. 536 00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:13,981 "Dear Edith, a poem of my own for you. 537 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:17,202 'Let there be no talk of swords and tents. 538 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,943 Be gone all quaint Freudian metaphors. 539 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,947 My quest, my Grail, your delicate thighs. 540 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:27,602 My tongue searches for your damp wisdom.'" 541 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:31,303 "'Your naked body haunts my dreams.' 542 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:37,091 Meet me tomorrow, my love. Hotel foyer. 9:00 a.m. 543 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,312 Forever yours, your secret admirer... 544 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:42,488 Lord Byron." 545 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,145 If it were my parents. I'd be really excited. 546 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,363 Watching my parents renew their wedding vows 547 00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:51,148 would be like watching the ambulance guys 548 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,280 push the victims back into the car wreck. 549 00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,108 "Sorry, you have to be much more disfigured. 550 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:57,155 Back you go! Back you go!" 551 00:35:57,851 --> 00:35:59,591 What was it like with you and Bruce, 552 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,158 the first night after you got engaged? 553 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,030 Oh, we didn't sleep a wink. 554 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,206 I'm surprised you've got so much energy today. 555 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,121 There wasn't a problem, was there? 556 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:16,521 It was perfectly understandable. We just got engaged. 557 00:36:16,522 --> 00:36:17,523 There was a lot of pressure. 558 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,352 - Break it off! - Don't be silly. 559 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:23,136 The penis is communicating with you. 560 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,400 The penis is not ready for a commitment. 561 00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:27,402 Has this ever happened before? 562 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:32,014 He proposes and the penis goes on holidays. 563 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:34,887 It's a sign! Listen to the penis! 564 00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:37,282 Can you please stop saying penis? 565 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:39,458 Sex is not everything in a marriage. 566 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,461 That is exactly what the people who don't have sex say. 567 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,077 What's she doing? 568 00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:53,080 Didn't you know? 569 00:36:53,472 --> 00:36:55,082 They're getting married in the hotel chapel, Sunday. 570 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:56,562 Married? 571 00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:00,392 Sunday. 572 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,574 I love you! 573 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:13,100 For years I've been analyzing love. 574 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,669 Percentages, statistics. 575 00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:18,975 Then you showed up like a whirlwind. 576 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:23,023 A storm, rain, thunder! Earth! 577 00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,680 Years ago, when you climbed out of Rick's bedroom 578 00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:31,031 in your nightie, my heart stopped right there! 579 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,599 Dead! I died! 580 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:38,256 Dead for years! Until now that I've seen you! 581 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:41,476 I'm Lazarus! Reborn! 582 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:43,304 Risen again! 583 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:47,002 Back to reclaim you as my beloved! 584 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:48,265 I'll see what she thinks. 585 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,049 I think these... 586 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:51,399 might look good. 587 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:04,717 Oh. 588 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,459 What are you doing saying all that stuff to her? 589 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:09,417 I love her! 590 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,115 I've been in love with her for ten years! 591 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,335 You've been in love with her for ten years? 592 00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:16,859 You've never even mentioned her! 593 00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,948 You're fucked in the head! 594 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,036 Of course you wouldn't notice it because, 595 00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,909 it's someone else's feelings and I never interest you. 596 00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,912 What about Norman? Her poor fiancé's feelings? 597 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,958 - I don't notice you backing off! - No, you don't. 598 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,222 Well, go on! 599 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:35,790 Give her the whole brooding wounded Hamlet routine. 600 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,315 She's not going to buy it. She's too smart! 601 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,621 No. She's going to buy the poor sad 602 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,189 Jay Gatsby millionaire pining away in his mansion 603 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:45,279 over some woman he's never even kissed! 604 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:56,856 Oh! 605 00:38:57,552 --> 00:39:00,599 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 606 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,300 Here, quick. Come with me! 607 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:09,608 - Ah! I think I'm unconscious! - Sorry. 608 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,354 - Are you all right? - I think so. 609 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,095 You'll never guess what I just did. 610 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,575 Knocked a woman over on the street? 611 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,971 Told a woman, that woman, I love her! 612 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,147 Love you! 613 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:30,803 Just like that! 614 00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:33,327 It was more poetic than that, but you get the point! 615 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,374 What do you think of that? 616 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:39,420 Isn't she getting married on Sunday? 617 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:42,597 Don't be a downer! I'm going to sweep her off her feet! 618 00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:45,383 Aren't you Rick's brother? 619 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,169 You're Alison, aren't you? 620 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:53,128 You should be beaming, liberated from Rick. 621 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,000 - Oh. - If only he'd wear a t-shirt 622 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,393 saying "I'm not up for a relationship" 623 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,569 everyone's life would be so much easier. 624 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:01,616 Hmm. I think I might need one of those T-shirts myself. 625 00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,402 But, that's all behind me now 626 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,750 because I'm off to the glorious city 627 00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:07,143 of Barcelona! 628 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,754 I actually had the tickets once before, 629 00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:11,365 but, then met Rick and cancelled. 630 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:14,019 Now there's nothing to keep me here, 631 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,195 so I'm leaving on Monday! 632 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,458 Barcelona! 633 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,423 Show me your palm. 634 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,296 Weird love lines around here lately. 635 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:33,561 Ah. There's confusion here. 636 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:35,868 My palm's not up to date... 637 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:39,480 I used to go for the lob! Now I go for the passing shot! 638 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,875 - And she's the one for you? - Mm-hmm. 639 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:45,617 Let's follow her. 640 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,837 I'll give you my seal of approval! 641 00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,058 - Oh! - Come on. 642 00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:54,277 Come on! 643 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,975 Come on! 644 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,067 I live by faith. 645 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,069 All palm readers do. 646 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:06,506 Unfortunately, this means we stay in relationships 647 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,856 much longer than we should. 648 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,337 I don't get bananas. 649 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,731 They're green for about a week... 650 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,994 then they're ripe for about twelve minutes, 651 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,691 then they go brown and mushy forever. 652 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:18,953 Sometimes I can't go out 653 00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,520 because my bananas are about to turn ripe 654 00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:21,609 and I don't wanna miss it. 655 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,134 - I know what you mean. - Do you? 656 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:30,749 Oh, sure is. 657 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:33,316 I feel a little weird. 658 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:35,057 Like I'm stalking her. 659 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:40,976 Okay, well... 660 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,501 why don't you pretend like you're here with me? 661 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,851 Like you're interested in me? 662 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,072 This way! 663 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:54,033 Me! 664 00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:55,860 Me! Me! 665 00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:58,385 There! That wasn't so hard! 666 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:00,561 No, it wasn't. 667 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,175 She's gone! We've missed her! 668 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,134 Tragedy. 669 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,267 Another coffee? What do you say? 670 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:18,710 Okay. 671 00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:23,410 That's a good idea. 672 00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:59,315 ♪ I'm not in love ♪ 673 00:43:00,795 --> 00:43:02,536 ♪ So don't forget it ♪ 674 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:08,934 ♪ It's just a silly phase I'm going through ♪ 675 00:43:11,414 --> 00:43:13,416 ♪ And just because ♪ 676 00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:17,029 ♪ I call you up ♪ 677 00:43:18,857 --> 00:43:23,252 ♪ Don't get me wrong Don't think you've got it made ♪ 678 00:43:25,864 --> 00:43:29,258 ♪ I'm not in love no, no ♪ 679 00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:38,398 ♪ It's because ♪ 680 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:42,445 ♪ I like to see you ♪ 681 00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:45,753 ♪ But then again ♪ 682 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:51,890 ♪ That doesn't mean You mean that much to me ♪ 683 00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,590 ♪ So if I call you ♪ 684 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,028 ♪ Don't make a fuss ♪ 685 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:06,469 ♪ Don't tell your friends About the two of us ♪ 686 00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:13,302 ♪ I'm not in love no, no ♪ 687 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:20,658 ♪ It's because ♪ 688 00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:39,938 ♪ But this is pure and simple ♪ 689 00:44:40,503 --> 00:44:42,941 ♪ And you must realize ♪ 690 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,422 ♪ That it's coming From my heart ♪ 691 00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:50,557 ♪ And not my head ♪ 692 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:55,127 ♪ I love you ♪ 693 00:44:56,389 --> 00:44:59,479 ♪ I honestly love you ♪ 694 00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:09,402 Well, I'm here. 695 00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:13,840 - ♪ You don't have to answer ♪ - Your quest. Your grail. 696 00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:15,712 ♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪ 697 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,757 Oh, I can remember how you looked at me 698 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:21,762 when I was here 32 years ago. Drinking me in. 699 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,723 ♪ Maybe this was better Left unsaid ♪ 700 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:28,247 I know who you are! 701 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:31,467 - ♪ But this is pure and simple ♪ - You're Lord Byron! 702 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,730 ♪ And you must understand ♪ 703 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,168 "My tongue searches for your damp wisdom." 704 00:45:36,690 --> 00:45:37,691 Ring a bell? 705 00:45:41,564 --> 00:45:42,914 Oh, my. 706 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:45,699 Oh! 707 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:49,529 Mom, what's wrong with your face? 708 00:45:50,399 --> 00:45:53,140 Oh. No, nothing, I've just got on a bit make-up, 709 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:56,144 that's all. Um, look, Ricky. I have to talk to you. 710 00:45:56,884 --> 00:46:00,408 I've been getting these poems, very erotic poems! 711 00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:01,801 - Who from? - I don't know. 712 00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,326 It's an absolute mystery. He's very romantic... 713 00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:06,415 and earthy! 714 00:46:07,112 --> 00:46:09,330 I, uh, I'm supposed to meet him here. 715 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:10,811 Calls himself Lord Byron. 716 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:15,598 Now, he was here when we were first married. 717 00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:19,123 Maybe he's Lord Byron. Maybe he's fancied me 718 00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:22,170 - all these years! - Have you told Dad about this? 719 00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:26,218 Oh no, he doesn't care. He hasn't kissed me in 14 years. 720 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,349 Mom, it's normal as you get older, 721 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,743 to lose interest in sex. 722 00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:32,572 Oh, we still have sex. Just don't kiss. 723 00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,923 I wonder if he is Lord Byron. 724 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:39,535 I haven't felt so excited for years! 725 00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:41,233 Nice bum! 726 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:56,552 Hi. 727 00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:02,384 Ah, Ludwig Von... 728 00:47:03,168 --> 00:47:03,995 Schiff! 729 00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,432 I'm familiar with his work. 730 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:10,087 - Oh, really? - No, uh, last book I read 731 00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:11,567 was Green Eggs and Ham. 732 00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:14,047 But I know you won't take me seriously 733 00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:15,267 if I tell you the truth. 734 00:47:15,658 --> 00:47:17,834 You see, men and women can never be completely honest 735 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,618 with each other or else the social fabric 736 00:47:19,619 --> 00:47:20,707 will break down. 737 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,317 Norman and I are completely honest 738 00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:24,406 with each other. 739 00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:26,713 Did you tell him you lost your virginity with me? 740 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,802 Probably not. 741 00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:33,067 You see, you didn't tell him because of the image. 742 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,896 - What image? - The image. 743 00:47:36,288 --> 00:47:38,856 - There's no image. - There is an image. 744 00:47:39,508 --> 00:47:42,860 Me and you and he couldn't cope. 745 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:47,342 Norman has a B.A., an M.A., and a PhD. 746 00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:50,257 I think he's mature enough to cope with any image. 747 00:47:50,258 --> 00:47:53,086 That's because you're a woman and you don't understand 748 00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:55,567 how sickly jealous men get about sex. 749 00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:57,700 Even intellectuals like Norman. 750 00:47:58,223 --> 00:48:00,616 He knows that a woman never forgets her first time. 751 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:04,316 I can tell Norman anything. Even about us. 752 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,319 No. No, no, don't do that. 753 00:48:08,146 --> 00:48:09,843 Don't be honest. Think of your future. 754 00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:11,845 Think of your marriage! 755 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:20,332 Can you turn around? I want to tell you something. 756 00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:24,031 Can I be completely honest with you? 757 00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:33,171 Of course. 758 00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:37,871 Rick. Manager here, Rick, was my first real boyfriend. 759 00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:40,787 I lost my virginity to him in his bedroom. 760 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:42,831 And then I climbed out of the window 761 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,312 and ran home in my nightie. 762 00:48:46,749 --> 00:48:48,708 This wasn't recently, was it? 763 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,406 No, years ago! 764 00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:54,496 I've wanted to tell you but I didn't want to upset you. 765 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,716 It's okay. I'm not upset. 766 00:48:58,109 --> 00:48:59,544 We've both had pasts. 767 00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:01,329 You've had a boyfriend or two, and I've had a wife... 768 00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:03,375 or three. 769 00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:06,507 It's a little bit disturbing that he's around at the moment, 770 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,554 but... I can deal with it. 771 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:12,123 - Oh, you're the best! - Don't worry about it. 772 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,734 The first time is never good for the woman anyway. 773 00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:26,485 Six orgasms, her first time. Two groups of three. 774 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:31,751 What do you say to that? Hmm? Unheard of, Cal Guinness! 775 00:49:34,928 --> 00:49:36,974 Oh, I had to ask! 776 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,802 Now, I can't get it out of my head! 777 00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:43,719 I'm not getting married here! 778 00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:47,941 Not with him thinking, "I was there first, mate." 779 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:49,769 It's back of the bus for you! 780 00:49:58,821 --> 00:50:01,040 - What do you think? - Well, it's beautiful. 781 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:03,087 But I thought we'd decided on the hotel. 782 00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:05,044 Yeah well, they made a mistake. 783 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:07,830 They're having renovations done, Sunday. 784 00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:12,139 - Can't use it. - Have you met the priest? 785 00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:13,575 Yeah. 786 00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:16,187 Come inside. You'll love him. 787 00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,374 He's probably in the vestry. 788 00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:31,811 I'll take a look. 789 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:37,904 Hello? 790 00:50:39,558 --> 00:50:40,602 Shh! 791 00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:42,865 - Listen, cancel the wedding! - Stephen! Stephen! 792 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:46,086 Good decision! You won't regret it! 793 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:52,439 What are you doing? 794 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,008 You can't keep up these drive-by I love you's. 795 00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:59,011 - I love you. - Stephen, you don't love me. 796 00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:00,318 This is about you and Rick! 797 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,624 You've created a fantasy out of me. 798 00:51:02,885 --> 00:51:04,061 But it's complete illusion. 799 00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:06,889 Isn't that love? A fantasy? 800 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,240 You imagine the person is everything you dreamed of. 801 00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:11,677 And they're not. It's always a fantasy. 802 00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:15,115 But that doesn't stop you loving them! 803 00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:17,204 You hardly know me. 804 00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:20,251 What about love at first sight? 805 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:21,687 I don't believe in it. 806 00:51:22,296 --> 00:51:24,951 Norman and I were friends first. For months, we just talked. 807 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,562 Discussed books, ideas, politics-- 808 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:30,087 That is not love. That is a book group! 809 00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:33,612 His name should be drumming away in your head. 810 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:36,354 Stephen, Stephen. 811 00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,311 Stephen. 812 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:40,445 - Stephen, I'm-- - Stephen! Stephen! 813 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,273 - Stephen! - Stephen, I'm going 814 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:45,493 to marry Norman. I'm the wrong person for you. 815 00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:50,977 I felt love and I turned and bam! There you were. 816 00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:54,849 - You're the one! - I'm not the one. 817 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,765 - But you'll find the one! - Oh! 818 00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:59,942 It's like you're out of some 19th-century novel, 819 00:52:00,378 --> 00:52:03,903 wandering the moors in search of lost love. 820 00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:07,776 - We've got to go. - One kiss goodbye. 821 00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:09,735 I don't want to give you hope. 822 00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:12,303 I won't take it that way. Just one kiss... 823 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,522 after a these years. 824 00:52:18,091 --> 00:52:19,136 You are the one. 825 00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:22,878 You felt that! You felt that! 826 00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:24,967 There is no hope! 827 00:52:27,318 --> 00:52:29,275 Do you have to say three Hail Marys every time 828 00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:31,148 you leave here or is that only after you've confessed? 829 00:52:48,817 --> 00:52:51,385 - Stephen, what's wrong? - Hmm. 830 00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,966 She doesn't love me. 831 00:53:09,838 --> 00:53:12,972 She said I belong in a novel. 832 00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:15,583 What kind of novel? 833 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:22,024 - 19th-century novel! - Ooh, that's bad. 834 00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,854 They're long and boring and they have... 835 00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:28,030 tragic endings. 836 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,946 I told her how I felt. 837 00:53:31,991 --> 00:53:33,601 It's always a mistake! 838 00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:35,560 Oh. 839 00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:40,434 It's her loss. 840 00:53:49,661 --> 00:53:50,618 It's... 841 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,100 been three years. 842 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,631 Open your lips a little bit more. 843 00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:07,069 I know how to kiss. 844 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,076 Touch my hair a bit. 845 00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:16,209 I know what to do. 846 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:27,133 Mm. 847 00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:29,831 Do you what... 848 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,878 ♪ Baby I want you ♪ 849 00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:36,490 ♪ Baby I need you ♪ 850 00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:38,317 ♪ You're the only one... ♪ 851 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:39,927 How did you like the church? 852 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,669 Oh, it's lovely. Pity about the chapel, though. 853 00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:45,064 - What do you mean? - The chapel? 854 00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:47,675 You're renovating it on Sunday, we were going to use it. 855 00:54:48,502 --> 00:54:50,112 There's no renovations. 856 00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:52,680 Your fiancé told me you wanted a bigger church. 857 00:54:53,551 --> 00:54:55,117 Would you like me to put you back in? 858 00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:56,814 No, no, thank you. 859 00:54:56,815 --> 00:54:59,078 ♪ Like a guiding light ♪ 860 00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:06,912 He lied! Why would he lie? 861 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:11,090 Maybe complete honesty is impossible. What you think? 862 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:13,526 But maybe I jinxed by not telling him 863 00:55:13,527 --> 00:55:16,138 about Rick at the start. What do you think? 864 00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:18,226 No, no, it's not my fault. 865 00:55:18,227 --> 00:55:20,447 Men and women can be honest with each other. 866 00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:22,144 I have to believe that. 867 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,460 Will you climb down, please? 868 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:36,942 You were honest, weren't you? 869 00:55:37,682 --> 00:55:40,772 - Told you it would be trouble. - Would you please get down here? 870 00:55:41,555 --> 00:55:44,341 - No way, you're scaring me! - Get down here! 871 00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:56,917 We're going to prove a man and woman 872 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,746 can be completely honest with each other. 873 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:00,530 For two minutes, I ask you anything 874 00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:03,402 I've ever wanted to know about men or about you, 875 00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,797 no restrictions and tell me the absolute truth. 876 00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:07,712 And I'll do the same. 877 00:56:08,974 --> 00:56:10,975 This is a bad game. Cluedo is a good game. 878 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:13,369 But this is a bad game because in two minutes 879 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:16,110 and five seconds I'm going to say "This is trouble," 880 00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:17,765 and you're going to say "I agree." 881 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,382 - Okay, you first. - Why do men lie? 882 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:28,646 Okay, I'll go first. 883 00:56:28,907 --> 00:56:30,387 Where do women like to be kissed the most? 884 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,087 Our necks. Why do men lie? 885 00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:38,002 Too tough. Ask me something frivolous to ease me into it. 886 00:56:38,003 --> 00:56:40,005 Oh, why do men touch their dicks all the time? 887 00:56:40,266 --> 00:56:42,268 Good, good. Because they're there. 888 00:56:43,269 --> 00:56:44,705 What is wrong with you? 889 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,012 Well, I thought we only had two minutes. 890 00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:52,757 Do you love Norman? 891 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:55,237 Your idea. 892 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:57,804 One minute and twenty seconds remaining. 893 00:56:57,805 --> 00:56:59,981 - Complete honesty. - Yes. 894 00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:03,289 Why don't you get along with Stephen? 895 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:10,383 Everything touches Stephen. 896 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:13,211 Kids on a swing, ants carrying food 897 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:14,300 to an anthill. 898 00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:18,129 Once, Stephen almost cried in a car when people pulled over 899 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,697 to let an ambulance go by. 900 00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:22,439 Nothing touches me. 901 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,398 And whenever it almost does... 902 00:57:26,704 --> 00:57:28,880 I hear my parents in my head, fighting. 903 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:31,622 I can't get them out. 904 00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:36,235 I can't think of a question. 905 00:57:42,110 --> 00:57:44,199 When we were 17, that last night... 906 00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:47,420 why did you come back? 907 00:57:49,683 --> 00:57:51,076 Why do men lie? 908 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:56,342 Because we're basically hopeless 909 00:57:56,734 --> 00:57:59,257 and we try to live above ourselves 910 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:00,868 but a lot of the times we fail. 911 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,480 And women are better people than we are. 912 00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:06,003 And we want to be near them to be better ourselves. 913 00:58:06,004 --> 00:58:06,874 So, we... 914 00:58:07,701 --> 00:58:09,007 lie about our failings... 915 00:58:10,312 --> 00:58:11,270 so we can be near you. 916 00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,883 When I left that night I wasn't coming back. 917 00:58:16,841 --> 00:58:18,233 I went home to bed. 918 00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:21,193 My mom woke me at 3:00 in the morning. 919 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,760 Fire had broken out in the building. 920 00:58:23,848 --> 00:58:26,327 We rushed out and stood half-dressed in the parking lot 921 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,286 with all the others. 922 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:31,159 I looked up at the fire and I thought... 923 00:58:32,204 --> 00:58:34,511 "What if I hadn't got out? What if I'd died... 924 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:36,774 a virgin? 925 00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:39,733 Never knowing what it was like to make love to you?" 926 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,651 So, I left them all there... 927 00:58:45,957 --> 00:58:47,045 and walked to you. 928 00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:51,092 And in the middle of it, I knew it was okay... 929 00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:53,530 because I loved you. 930 00:58:55,357 --> 00:58:56,707 And I knew you loved me. 931 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:00,493 And I was right. 932 00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:03,540 Back then. 933 00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:07,544 When we were kids. 934 00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:14,462 Have you ever read Tim Winton? He's a fantastic writer. 935 00:59:14,463 --> 00:59:16,596 - You hide behind books. - I do not. 936 00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:24,125 No more books. 937 00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:26,519 No words. 938 00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:28,739 No ink. 939 00:59:30,305 --> 00:59:31,524 Only skin. 940 00:59:32,786 --> 00:59:33,787 Only skin. 941 00:59:39,924 --> 00:59:41,229 Just flesh. 942 00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:43,362 Flesh. 943 00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:56,418 - This is trouble. - I agree. 944 01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:05,384 ♪ I kept him too tightly... ♪ 945 01:00:05,993 --> 01:00:07,821 Wait! Stop! 946 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:14,872 ♪ And then one sad day He went away and he died ♪ 947 01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:20,573 Okay, start again. 948 01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:38,852 We have to forget this ever happened! 949 01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,594 No, no, no, no. Forget we heard the phone. 950 01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:45,467 God! 951 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:49,254 Yes? 952 01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:51,559 - Put it down! - What is going on? 953 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,606 Put it down! We're in a hotel! 954 01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:55,825 - Your parents! - No, respect! 955 01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:57,087 They're trying to kill each other! 956 01:00:57,088 --> 01:00:58,132 You're an embarrassment! 957 01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:01,048 - Hold your fire! Hold your fire! - Why did you bring me here? 958 01:01:01,527 --> 01:01:04,051 Why did you insist I come for this ridiculous ceremony! 959 01:01:04,399 --> 01:01:06,314 What a waste of a life it's been! 960 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,925 - Mom, put it down! - She's off her noggin! 961 01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,059 Sixty-two years old, 962 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,148 as sleazy as ever. What an achievement. 963 01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:17,498 I'd just like you both to know that again you have denied me 964 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:20,285 - a single moment's happiness. - On, knock it off. 965 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:24,724 - You, you were groping her. - I was helping her! 966 01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:27,422 There was something of mine under the bed! 967 01:01:29,773 --> 01:01:31,252 It's true. He wasn't even near me! 968 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:32,993 You don't have to protect him! 969 01:01:33,298 --> 01:01:34,865 I've been putting up with this for years. 970 01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:38,695 You've become a dirty old man! Don't you know that? 971 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:53,840 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 972 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:58,062 I-- I didn't always look like this. 973 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,547 I used to be young and strong. 974 01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:09,726 As a middle distance runner... 975 01:02:12,554 --> 01:02:15,165 and a week later I woke up and I was 62 976 01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:16,515 and looked like this. 977 01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:22,347 Just like that, my life swam by. 978 01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,362 I don't want to be old. 979 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:41,583 I want to be young. 980 01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:48,982 We can't go on like this. 981 01:02:50,723 --> 01:02:52,290 We can't spend the rest of our lives 982 01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:53,900 blaming each other for being miserable. 983 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:56,990 It has to end. 984 01:02:59,297 --> 01:03:02,561 Um, we'll leave tomorrow before the ceremony. 985 01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:05,651 I'll go to my sister's. 986 01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:29,848 Have you seen Stephen? 987 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:31,459 I should tell him what's happened. 988 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,373 I thought I saw him talking to Alison earlier. 989 01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:34,462 Go to hell! 990 01:03:37,988 --> 01:03:38,989 Alison? 991 01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:55,179 - I'm very confused. - Why? 992 01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,792 I was sure it was Melissa. 993 01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:02,795 This wasn't the plan. 994 01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:06,103 To hell with the plan. 995 01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:10,063 Okay. 996 01:04:15,242 --> 01:04:16,853 I'm meant to be the insensitive one. 997 01:04:21,596 --> 01:04:23,729 Rick? Rick! 998 01:04:27,472 --> 01:04:30,867 You have no right to be upset with me! 999 01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,697 I thought you loved Melissa. 1000 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:39,222 "I'm Lazarus, back to-- back to-- 1001 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:41,225 With storm and fire and..." 1002 01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:47,884 You told me to stay away from her. 1003 01:04:48,972 --> 01:04:51,278 That doesn't mean you have to move in on Alison. 1004 01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:55,630 Is there any girl on the planet you don't have dibs on? 1005 01:04:57,284 --> 01:04:59,242 You don't always have to go 1006 01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:01,288 for the girls that I've been with! 1007 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,116 There must be some more creative way for you 1008 01:05:04,117 --> 01:05:05,423 to compete with me! 1009 01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:14,171 It's not true. 1010 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,434 I'm not with you to compete with Rick. 1011 01:05:17,348 --> 01:05:20,524 I'm never, ever going to again even consider 1012 01:05:20,525 --> 01:05:22,570 the possibility of cancelling my trip 1013 01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:24,484 to the glorious city of Barcelona 1014 01:05:24,485 --> 01:05:26,313 due to the intervention of a man. 1015 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:28,707 Let me write that down for you. 1016 01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,970 And any man I may meet in the future! 1017 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:33,799 Go to hell... 1018 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:35,714 ratbags. 1019 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,324 Would you please pass that around? 1020 01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:40,893 - You're not giving us a chance! - Nope, I'm not! 1021 01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:42,808 I gave a chance to James, 1022 01:05:43,243 --> 01:05:45,898 and Andy, and the guy in the bathroom service. 1023 01:05:46,377 --> 01:05:48,945 And-- What was that guy's name with the goatee? 1024 01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:51,164 Anyway, they all blew it. 1025 01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:54,037 Now, I'm afraid, all men must suffer because of them. 1026 01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:55,952 But then they win because they stop you 1027 01:05:56,343 --> 01:05:57,301 finding love. 1028 01:06:02,436 --> 01:06:05,787 If you insist on being romantic... 1029 01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:09,835 I'll lose my advantage. 1030 01:06:12,055 --> 01:06:15,754 And I am going to the glorious, beautiful, fantastic, 1031 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:18,800 sunny city of Barcelona in two days. 1032 01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:23,980 Alison, you're wearing three t-shirts 1033 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,764 and a skirt over your jeans. 1034 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:32,945 I am aware of that! 1035 01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:35,817 Adios, amigo! 1036 01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:44,174 ♪ Hey Paul ♪ 1037 01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:47,480 ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ 1038 01:06:47,481 --> 01:06:49,614 ♪ Hey, hey Paul... ♪ 1039 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:52,225 I can't get him out of my system! 1040 01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:54,661 It's because we just did it that one time 1041 01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:57,535 and then I left! There was no closure! 1042 01:07:02,453 --> 01:07:05,195 I have to do it with Rick one last time! 1043 01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:10,068 Just to eject him out of my system once and for all. 1044 01:07:10,069 --> 01:07:13,506 Then I'll be able to go forth into the world, marry Norman, 1045 01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:15,205 and not worry that I haven't gotten over Rick. 1046 01:07:30,089 --> 01:07:30,829 Coming! 1047 01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:36,095 - Melissa! - Do not speak. 1048 01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:39,185 - Melissa, what, uh-- - Do not address me in any form. 1049 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:42,275 I have no emotional interest in you whatsoever. 1050 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:47,323 Any warm feelings I might have had for you in the past 1051 01:07:47,324 --> 01:07:48,499 are completely gone! 1052 01:07:50,283 --> 01:07:53,024 I could never feel anything substantial or real 1053 01:07:53,025 --> 01:07:55,027 for someone as shallow and wretched as you. 1054 01:07:58,291 --> 01:07:59,075 Unzip! 1055 01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:05,123 Consequently I enter this seedy union 1056 01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:07,692 devoid of any affection for you whatsoever, but, 1057 01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:10,651 knowing that closure requires I perform it. 1058 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,265 And don't you even think about foreplay. 1059 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,272 - Don't! - What? 1060 01:08:23,273 --> 01:08:24,187 Don't! 1061 01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:26,102 I thought you said "Don't." 1062 01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:27,929 I did say don't. 1063 01:08:28,713 --> 01:08:29,931 I'm in love with you. 1064 01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:32,934 Oh, dry up! 1065 01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:34,936 I'm serious! 1066 01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:39,115 I can't just have sex. Not anymore. 1067 01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:40,942 I want to be with you. 1068 01:08:41,378 --> 01:08:44,031 Well, be with me! Be with me for ten minutes. 1069 01:08:44,032 --> 01:08:47,514 That's all I ask! Two minutes! One minute! 1070 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:51,562 Not even the big one, just the bit at the top! 1071 01:08:53,085 --> 01:08:55,174 Ah. 1072 01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,351 This is our last chance. 1073 01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:00,962 But then it ends? 1074 01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:03,008 No relationship? You marry Norman? 1075 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,968 I thought that would be your favorite part. 1076 01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:10,102 Then I can't do it. 1077 01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:13,584 You saved me. 1078 01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:18,589 You're the messiah! 1079 01:09:20,808 --> 01:09:22,113 He said he wouldn't sleep with you 1080 01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:23,420 because you're the messiah? 1081 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,335 What was I thinking? 1082 01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:29,164 I was just scared and Norman lied about the chapel. 1083 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,557 And it made me nervous. 1084 01:09:31,384 --> 01:09:33,342 It's normal to be frightened. Don't you think? 1085 01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:35,388 - Absolutely. - But when I first saw Rick... 1086 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:37,999 I think it was love at first sight. 1087 01:09:39,392 --> 01:09:42,134 It was like nothing else was happening in the world. 1088 01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:45,658 People were talking at the party in the street, 1089 01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:47,183 in homes... 1090 01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,141 but they weren't really there. 1091 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:51,361 Only he was there. 1092 01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:53,580 Only us. 1093 01:09:56,148 --> 01:09:58,236 My mother would tell me to give Rick a chance. 1094 01:09:58,237 --> 01:10:00,021 She believed in love at first sight... 1095 01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:03,416 with Dad... 1096 01:10:04,591 --> 01:10:06,071 with her second husband... 1097 01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:08,639 with her third. 1098 01:10:09,422 --> 01:10:12,077 Just this sad, sad optimism. 1099 01:10:13,383 --> 01:10:14,427 On and on. 1100 01:10:17,038 --> 01:10:18,388 I don't want to end up like that. 1101 01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:29,181 Hi. Is Melissa here? 1102 01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:38,103 Can I talk to you? 1103 01:10:39,713 --> 01:10:41,541 The chapel isn't being renovated. 1104 01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:45,502 I didn't want Rick around when we got married, so, I lied. 1105 01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:48,896 I was already anxious about... 1106 01:10:52,422 --> 01:10:55,033 I got a little bit jealous and it was very childish of me. 1107 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,079 I'm sorry. 1108 01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,301 There's nothing wrong with a little jealousy 1109 01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:05,217 as long as you tell me how you feel. 1110 01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,787 - Are you nervous? - Yes. 1111 01:11:11,049 --> 01:11:13,704 Me too. We can be nervous together. 1112 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,664 And after tomorrow, everything... 1113 01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:20,145 will be fine. 1114 01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:31,548 ♪ Love our love Will keep us together ♪ 1115 01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:35,465 ♪ Think of me babe whenever ♪ 1116 01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:39,295 ♪ Some sweet talking guy Comes along ♪ 1117 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:42,862 ♪ Singing his song Don't mess around...♪ 1118 01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:44,082 Good morning, Mrs. Dunne. 1119 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,303 - Here you go. - Oh, thank you, dear. 1120 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:49,261 Did you see who left it? 1121 01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,350 Sorry. It was on the desk. 1122 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:54,310 I called a taxi for you. It will be here in half an hour. 1123 01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:55,659 Thank you, dear. 1124 01:11:59,532 --> 01:12:00,838 "Dear Edith... 1125 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:03,971 I wish things could have been different for us... 1126 01:12:04,798 --> 01:12:07,279 but you must never forget that wherever I am... 1127 01:12:08,149 --> 01:12:09,498 I'll will be dreaming of what our life 1128 01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:10,717 might have been like... 1129 01:12:11,805 --> 01:12:14,112 and that your name will be the last thought I ever have. 1130 01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:16,201 With all my love. 1131 01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:18,769 Byron." 1132 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:28,605 Hi. 1133 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,134 It's lovely. Thank you. 1134 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,181 When's your flight? 1135 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:42,880 Tomorrow morning. 1136 01:12:45,796 --> 01:12:47,580 I haven't looked at all this stuff for years. 1137 01:12:50,191 --> 01:12:52,368 Is that Armadale? I grew up there. 1138 01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:54,195 Really? 1139 01:12:54,848 --> 01:12:56,894 My cousin lived there. We used to go there all the time. 1140 01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:59,200 That's her, Lizzy Banks. 1141 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:02,378 - Me. - Lizzy Banks. 1142 01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:05,250 Lizzy Banks. 1143 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,384 This is the party! 1144 01:13:09,602 --> 01:13:10,560 You were here? 1145 01:13:12,736 --> 01:13:13,737 Yeah. 1146 01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:18,001 This is the party where it all happened. 1147 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:21,397 - I can't believe it! I was here! - What are you talking about? 1148 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,181 This is the party where we met Melissa. 1149 01:13:24,182 --> 01:13:25,923 Rick knew someone who knew your cousin. 1150 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,843 - That's me! - Where? 1151 01:13:38,631 --> 01:13:39,545 I took this. 1152 01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:44,245 I always thought it was Melissa. 1153 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:47,161 ♪ Honey, honey me and you ♪ 1154 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:48,598 I turned to the left... 1155 01:13:49,947 --> 01:13:50,687 and there she was. 1156 01:13:51,035 --> 01:13:52,428 ♪ Do the things ♪ 1157 01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:55,779 ♪ That we like to do ♪ 1158 01:13:56,910 --> 01:13:58,956 ♪ Oh do a little dance ♪ 1159 01:13:59,696 --> 01:14:02,655 ♪ Make a little love Get down tonight ♪ 1160 01:14:03,743 --> 01:14:04,614 ♪ Get down tonight 1161 01:14:05,702 --> 01:14:07,268 I just turned the wrong way. 1162 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:09,270 I should have turned to the right... 1163 01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:11,272 where you were. 1164 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,449 ♪ Get down tonight ♪ 1165 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,668 ♪ Baby babe ♪ 1166 01:14:19,977 --> 01:14:21,239 You're the one. 1167 01:14:24,677 --> 01:14:25,809 I'm not the one. 1168 01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:29,203 I'm not anyone. 1169 01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,598 I'm just a girl you spent a couple of days with. 1170 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:33,991 That's all. 1171 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,298 Alison? 1172 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:41,694 So, we were in a room together once. 1173 01:14:42,216 --> 01:14:43,479 It doesn't mean anything. 1174 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:46,220 But if you leave, won't you always wonder? 1175 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:48,309 What if you're wrong? 1176 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,546 Found you. I need to borrow something from you. 1177 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,765 Something borrowed, something blue? 1178 01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:12,899 No worries. Come with me! 1179 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:39,360 All these years I've kept little bits of you. 1180 01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:44,540 Why don't you trust me? 1181 01:15:47,325 --> 01:15:48,544 Why won't you trust me? 1182 01:15:56,247 --> 01:15:57,291 Because you didn't write. 1183 01:15:59,163 --> 01:16:01,294 You said you'd write, and I walked to the mail box 1184 01:16:01,295 --> 01:16:02,514 every day for a year... 1185 01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,386 hoping there'd be something from you and there never was. 1186 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:09,390 I never imagined you wouldn't write. 1187 01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:16,572 I did write. 1188 01:16:20,532 --> 01:16:21,577 I just couldn't send them. 1189 01:16:23,883 --> 01:16:27,539 I wrote and wrote and rewrote. 1190 01:16:29,889 --> 01:16:32,238 But they were always the worst love letters ever written. 1191 01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:34,459 You knew Keats and Wordsworth... 1192 01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:37,026 off by heart and here I was-- 1193 01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:39,986 "The sky is blue above. You gave my heart a shove. 1194 01:16:40,465 --> 01:16:41,771 You have all my love... 1195 01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:44,861 plus I think you're really pretty." 1196 01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:47,819 I couldn't find another word that rhymed with love. 1197 01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:49,212 You were right. 1198 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:50,736 These are the worst love letters I've ever seen. 1199 01:16:59,223 --> 01:17:01,355 Rick, we're not the same people we were. 1200 01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:04,620 Everyone changes. It's not a bad thing. 1201 01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:08,406 We did have something wonderful, but it's over now. 1202 01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:19,635 You can keep them. I-- 1203 01:17:21,158 --> 01:17:22,463 It's best that I don't. 1204 01:17:42,179 --> 01:17:43,180 Glove. 1205 01:17:44,616 --> 01:17:45,443 That rhymes with love. 1206 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:47,837 I thought of that. 1207 01:17:49,099 --> 01:17:51,014 But I didn't think it was very romantic. 1208 01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:53,059 Probably right. 1209 01:18:19,085 --> 01:18:21,696 ♪ Friday night it was late I was walking you home ♪ 1210 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,175 ♪ We got down to the gate ♪ 1211 01:18:23,176 --> 01:18:26,484 ♪ And I was dreaming Of the night ♪ 1212 01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:31,532 ♪ Would it turn out right? ♪ 1213 01:18:32,664 --> 01:18:33,883 Oh, the key. 1214 01:18:38,365 --> 01:18:40,150 Goodbye, dear. Take care. 1215 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:41,891 Goodbye, Mrs. Dunne. 1216 01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:50,726 - Dad! Dad! - ♪ I wanna make you understand ♪ 1217 01:18:50,987 --> 01:18:56,732 ♪ I'm talking about A lifetime plan ♪ 1218 01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:01,997 ♪ That's the way it began We were hand-in-hand ♪ 1219 01:19:01,998 --> 01:19:07,133 ♪ Glenn Miller's band Was better than before ♪ 1220 01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:11,921 ♪ Oh we yelled And screamed for more ♪ 1221 01:19:12,356 --> 01:19:15,576 ♪ And the Porter tune ♪ 1222 01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:21,887 ♪ Made us dance Across the room...♪ 1223 01:19:33,246 --> 01:19:34,726 - Dad, you dropped this. - Oh! 1224 01:19:39,949 --> 01:19:43,908 You wrote this? It was you? You wrote the poems? 1225 01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:45,128 Why didn't you tell me? 1226 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:50,697 I hoped when we came here we'd find what used to have. 1227 01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:52,482 But every time I tried to talk to you 1228 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:54,354 we fell into the old patterns. 1229 01:19:56,226 --> 01:19:58,619 So, I wrote the letters to tell you how I felt. 1230 01:20:00,665 --> 01:20:02,840 I was going to tell you it was me in the foyer 1231 01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:05,191 that morning, but we'd had such a bad row. 1232 01:20:06,584 --> 01:20:07,890 Did you really think... 1233 01:20:09,065 --> 01:20:12,764 that a few letters would change 32 years of unhappiness? 1234 01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:14,679 No. 1235 01:20:20,424 --> 01:20:21,773 But we can. 1236 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:24,820 I want to listen to you. 1237 01:20:25,298 --> 01:20:27,560 I want to know everything about you. 1238 01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:29,389 What you want. What your hopes are. 1239 01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:31,043 Everything. 1240 01:20:32,088 --> 01:20:33,698 But you have to tell me. 1241 01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:36,701 I'll tell you. 1242 01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:40,226 I love the letters! 1243 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:52,195 My God, you haven't done that for years. 1244 01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:55,198 Plenty more where that came from. 1245 01:20:58,244 --> 01:20:59,028 Okay. 1246 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,902 Oh! Mm! Mm! 1247 01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:09,125 Mm! 1248 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,504 Once again, you may kiss the bride. 1249 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,434 Who would have thought the two of them... 1250 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,652 Maybe there's something to this marriage thing 1251 01:21:59,653 --> 01:22:00,698 after all. What do you think? 1252 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,270 The trick is doing it with the right person! 1253 01:22:31,598 --> 01:22:33,600 Eleanor, will you marry me? 1254 01:22:36,864 --> 01:22:40,084 Please be seated. We are gathered here today... 1255 01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:45,307 Since it is your intention 1256 01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,613 to enter into marriage... 1257 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,401 In sickness and in health... 1258 01:22:56,406 --> 01:22:58,190 To have and to hold from this day forward... 1259 01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:04,718 If any man or woman can show just cause or impediment, 1260 01:23:05,241 --> 01:23:07,504 why these two should not be lawfully joined together 1261 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:11,638 let them speak now or forever hold their peace. 1262 01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:17,253 I now pronounce you... 1263 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:21,908 husband and wife. 1264 01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,216 You may kiss the bride. 1265 01:24:01,514 --> 01:24:03,212 Okay, girls. You ready? 1266 01:24:05,736 --> 01:24:07,912 - Ready? - Yes! Oh! 1267 01:24:15,876 --> 01:24:17,052 What are you doing? 1268 01:24:17,878 --> 01:24:19,401 I've just come out of a church. 1269 01:24:19,402 --> 01:24:22,012 I'm wearing a long dress, I have a veil on my head 1270 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,883 and I've got confetti in my hair. 1271 01:24:23,884 --> 01:24:26,669 Does that tell you anything about my availability? 1272 01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:29,281 I know my timing's not great. 1273 01:24:30,108 --> 01:24:33,068 No, wait! Please! Look, one minute, please. 1274 01:24:40,684 --> 01:24:42,729 I had this big speech all prepared... 1275 01:24:44,601 --> 01:24:46,472 about change. 1276 01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:49,475 About passion... 1277 01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:53,653 about my parents kissing in the back seat of a taxi. 1278 01:24:57,179 --> 01:25:00,095 But, the only thing that I know in this world... 1279 01:25:01,226 --> 01:25:04,447 is that everything that has ever happened to me... 1280 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:06,666 has led me here... 1281 01:25:07,319 --> 01:25:08,886 now, to you. 1282 01:25:11,062 --> 01:25:11,932 Because I love you. 1283 01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:15,719 Because I've always loved you. 1284 01:25:19,723 --> 01:25:20,767 So, what do you reckon? 1285 01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,952 Ah, here she is. 1286 01:25:33,998 --> 01:25:34,999 - Bye! - Bye! 1287 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,261 See you at the reception. 1288 01:25:37,262 --> 01:25:38,916 See you! See you there, bye. 1289 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:47,011 How did it go? 1290 01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:51,668 Okay, driver. 1291 01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:54,149 - Yes, sir. - Stop! Wait! 1292 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,023 I want a divorce. 1293 01:26:02,766 --> 01:26:04,115 We just got married. 1294 01:26:05,029 --> 01:26:06,726 That's why I need the divorce. 1295 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:10,034 The night you proposed, 1296 01:26:10,426 --> 01:26:14,169 do you remember, you held me for a long time. 1297 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:17,998 I couldn't sleep. I went downstairs to the foyer. 1298 01:26:18,303 --> 01:26:21,785 But halfway down I saw my hands on the railings were shaking. 1299 01:26:22,655 --> 01:26:23,961 I couldn't make them stop. 1300 01:26:24,831 --> 01:26:27,182 I called my mother and she told me not to worry 1301 01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:28,748 you were a good man. 1302 01:26:29,575 --> 01:26:30,794 And I knew she was right. 1303 01:26:31,621 --> 01:26:33,665 But all night, lying next to you, 1304 01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:35,407 my hands wouldn't stop shaking. 1305 01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:41,848 You'll get over this... 1306 01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:45,069 you're being too emotional. 1307 01:26:47,027 --> 01:26:48,028 I hope so. 1308 01:27:01,303 --> 01:27:02,739 Rick! Wait! 1309 01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:07,787 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop the car! 1310 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,201 Quick! Another word that rhymes with love. 1311 01:27:31,985 --> 01:27:33,204 Oh, ah. 1312 01:27:36,425 --> 01:27:37,295 Dove! 1313 01:27:38,165 --> 01:27:42,518 - Thank God! - ♪ God's white beard hung down ♪ 1314 01:27:43,475 --> 01:27:48,132 ♪ Sacrilegious town ♪ 1315 01:27:48,698 --> 01:27:53,529 ♪ Sleek nostalgia blonde ♪ 1316 01:27:53,790 --> 01:27:55,792 ♪ The one you had Your eyes on ♪ 1317 01:27:56,183 --> 01:27:58,881 ♪ As you came back From the altar ♪ 1318 01:27:58,882 --> 01:28:04,279 ♪ Your head was all a-gaga In love ♪ 1319 01:28:05,062 --> 01:28:10,067 ♪ With it all in love ♪ 1320 01:28:10,372 --> 01:28:14,550 ♪ With it all in love... ♪ 1321 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,176 I'll wait for you 1322 01:28:33,656 --> 01:28:34,570 Don't. 1323 01:28:35,745 --> 01:28:37,094 I don't know if I'm coming back at all. 1324 01:28:56,548 --> 01:28:57,549 Bye, Stephen. 1325 01:29:13,565 --> 01:29:14,349 Bye. 1326 01:29:46,032 --> 01:29:49,166 A year later, Rick and Melissa got married. 1327 01:29:54,998 --> 01:29:58,349 In the end, I didn't need to steal Rick's love. 1328 01:29:59,481 --> 01:30:00,612 It led me to my own. 1329 01:30:03,441 --> 01:30:04,921 I don't work weekends any more. 1330 01:30:05,922 --> 01:30:07,010 I don't work nights. 1331 01:30:08,011 --> 01:30:09,273 I never stay late. 1332 01:30:10,492 --> 01:30:12,276 And I leave work early every Friday. 1333 01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:17,107 And when I'm in the car 1334 01:30:17,499 --> 01:30:18,848 and I start to hear the planes landing, 1335 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,937 that's when I'm happiest. 1336 01:30:23,026 --> 01:30:24,288 I'm always here by five, 1337 01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:26,681 because that's when Iberia flies in 1338 01:30:26,682 --> 01:30:29,467 from the glorious city of Barcelona. 1339 01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:39,824 My statistics indicate that the chances 1340 01:30:39,825 --> 01:30:41,958 of finding love in the world are improving a little. 1341 01:30:43,525 --> 01:30:46,963 It's now about 60 percent. A little higher on the weekends. 1342 01:30:49,052 --> 01:30:50,575 So, I come here early every Friday... 1343 01:30:51,533 --> 01:30:52,447 and wait. 1344 01:30:53,143 --> 01:30:54,274 Wonder what she's thinking... 1345 01:30:55,798 --> 01:30:56,712 where she is. 1346 01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,024 Maybe she's on a beach in Majorca. 1347 01:31:05,677 --> 01:31:07,984 And she goes for long walks during the day 1348 01:31:08,593 --> 01:31:10,595 and she feels the sand under her feet 1349 01:31:11,204 --> 01:31:12,641 and she's never been happier. 1350 01:31:16,645 --> 01:31:18,560 Or maybe she stayed in Barcelona 1351 01:31:19,299 --> 01:31:21,737 and she has an apartment and a job. 1352 01:31:22,781 --> 01:31:24,304 And a whole new life there. 1353 01:31:27,699 --> 01:31:28,526 Maybe. 1354 01:31:30,615 --> 01:31:31,529 Maybe... 1355 01:31:33,183 --> 01:31:34,271 she's on her way back to me. 1356 01:32:07,565 --> 01:32:13,528 ♪ Have I told you lately That I love you?♪ 1357 01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:19,925 ♪ Have I told you There's no one above you?♪ 1358 01:32:22,972 --> 01:32:25,365 ♪ Fill my heart with gladness ♪ 1359 01:32:26,192 --> 01:32:28,368 ♪ Take away my sadness ♪ 1360 01:32:29,456 --> 01:32:32,372 ♪ Ease my troubles That's what you do ♪ 1361 01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:39,989 ♪ On the morning sun In all its glory ♪ 1362 01:32:42,469 --> 01:32:46,125 ♪ Greets the day with hope And comfort too ♪ 1363 01:32:49,085 --> 01:32:52,175 ♪ And you fill my life With laughter ♪ 1364 01:32:53,045 --> 01:32:55,308 ♪ You can make it better ♪ 1365 01:32:56,614 --> 01:32:59,704 ♪ Ease my troubles That's what you do ♪ 1366 01:33:02,402 --> 01:33:04,622 ♪ There's a love that's divine ♪ 1367 01:33:05,841 --> 01:33:09,584 ♪ And it's yours And it's mine like the sun ♪ 1368 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:17,548 ♪ At the end of the day ♪ 1369 01:33:19,376 --> 01:33:21,638 ♪ We should give thanks And pray ♪ 1370 01:33:21,639 --> 01:33:22,858 - ♪ To the one ♪ - Hi. 1371 01:33:23,772 --> 01:33:24,599 Hi. 1372 01:33:27,863 --> 01:33:33,608 ♪ Say have I told you lately That I love you?♪ 1373 01:33:35,914 --> 01:33:39,875 ♪ Have I told you There's no one above you?♪ 1374 01:33:42,791 --> 01:33:45,010 ♪ Fill my heart with gladness ♪ 1375 01:33:46,272 --> 01:33:48,666 ♪ Take away my sadness ♪ 1376 01:33:49,711 --> 01:33:52,452 ♪ Ease my troubles That's what you do ♪ 1377 01:34:21,743 --> 01:34:23,832 ♪ There's a love that's divine ♪ 1378 01:34:24,571 --> 01:34:27,400 ♪ And it's yours and it's mine ♪ 1379 01:34:27,879 --> 01:34:30,229 ♪ And it shines like the sun ♪ 1380 01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:37,106 ♪ At the end of the day ♪ 1381 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:42,720 ♪ We will give thanks And pray to the one ♪ 1382 01:34:47,507 --> 01:34:53,035 ♪ Have I told you lately That I love you?♪ 1383 01:34:55,951 --> 01:35:00,433 ♪ Have I told you There's no one above you?♪ 1384 01:35:02,522 --> 01:35:05,264 ♪ Fill my heart with gladness ♪ 1385 01:35:06,135 --> 01:35:08,659 ♪ Take away all my sadness ♪ 1386 01:35:09,225 --> 01:35:12,489 ♪ Ease my troubles That's what you do ♪ 1387 01:35:15,971 --> 01:35:21,454 ♪ Take away my sadness Fill my life with gladness ♪ 1388 01:35:22,412 --> 01:35:25,720 ♪ Ease my troubles That's what you do ♪ 1389 01:35:29,245 --> 01:35:31,508 ♪ Fill my life with gladness ♪ 1390 01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:34,772 ♪ Take away my sadness ♪ 1391 01:35:35,730 --> 01:35:40,691 ♪ Ease my troubles That's what you ♪ 1392 01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:43,563 ♪ Do ♪ 96628