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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:46,053 What's wrong now? The great love? 2 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,979 Could you not start with a small love ? No, the big one straightaway! 3 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,610 You know, Stef, before the end of the week I'll find you a chick. 4 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,254 And you'll just have to bend down. That, you can do it yourself. 5 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:59,419 I know all of your tricks. No, thanks. No, no, thanks. 6 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,736 It's true that last time was not... 7 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,976 I admit, it's true... 8 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,136 we came across a nutcase. A hopeless clinical case. 9 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,854 But, you know, I'll tell you one thing, Stef... 10 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,369 We will perhaps not set the bar too high, right ? 11 00:01:11,580 --> 00:01:14,219 Altough, having it off with a minger is not that simple. 12 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:17,093 Mingers are dreadfully distrustful. You know ? The mingers. 13 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,976 We'll start with a plain Jane. 14 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,490 Before the end of the week you'll meet the love of your life ! 15 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:26,659 Dikkenek : big dickhead, boaster, big mouth, 16 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:29,215 Mr or Miss Know-it-all. 17 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:45,494 Yeah, Monique, it's me. Do me a favor. 18 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,214 Cancel this appointment with the two morons from the TV school. 19 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:51,253 I don't have the time for that. 20 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:56,291 I'm not interested with this kind of assholes. 21 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,932 - Which school ? - IAD. 22 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:16,132 IAD ? Totally unknown. Never heard about it. 23 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:20,538 Well, it's for this so-called final year work ? 24 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,015 How long will that last ? 7, 8 minutes ? 25 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,615 Let's start. 26 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,135 You don't say 'action'? Ho, brat ! Ho ! 27 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:33,893 I'll introduce myself in two words. I am Claudy Focan... 28 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:37,092 semi-professional photographer... No, cut. Cut! 29 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,292 Actually, I said that because I was looking your lens. 30 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,775 This is digital, right? 35 mm. 31 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:47,098 In fact, I am a photographer of ... I take charming photos. 32 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,577 But it's a little bit beside the point. We'll start over ? 33 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:53,659 In two words, I'm Claudy Focan. Mr. Focan. 34 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:56,772 I'm the slaughterhouse of Anderlecht's Director and sales marketing manager. 35 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:58,732 This is the sales hall. 36 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:00,931 When the animals arrive, they are 150 in a lorry. 37 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:04,052 Why 150? Like that they do not stumble during the transportation. 38 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,899 When they are there. It's not complicated They follow the white line. 39 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:10,456 And we lead them unavoidably - two by two - to the slaughter zone. 40 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,696 Perhaps it's not the funnniest part... although... 41 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:15,368 And we never had to shoot 2 times, if you know what I mean. 42 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,571 This is my little weakness. 43 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:22,732 Once the beast is dead, it goes... Well, we move it because it can't walk anymore. 44 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:25,818 Listen, brat, you're pissing me off with your micro. 45 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:30,059 You shoved it in my face over there ! It's enough now ? It's the only thing you have to do ! 46 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:33,172 Sorry, I'm irritable here. I know. It's not all your fault. 47 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:37,658 But it seems I got the IAD's two clowns. The bottom of the basket (belgian expression) 48 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,498 And the Fricadelle (fried sausage), how do you do that ? 49 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,612 I was coming to the point. There's a time and a place for everything. 50 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,697 You're not going to tell me, what I have to tell. 51 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,972 So, a Fricadelle how is it done ? Concretely, there's two things you should know. 52 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:51,252 On a 700 kg beast, there is 350 kg 53 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:55,499 that are considered as matters or leftovers unsuitable for consumption. 54 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:58,055 In a butcher shop, you will never see nostrils... 55 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:01,172 a scrotum, an anus or intestines, for example. 56 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:03,098 What do you think we do with the intestines ? 57 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,734 The bowels are not more than digested grass. 58 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,454 Also commonly called 'shit', for your information. 59 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:12,733 What do we do ? We scrape the whole thing. We put evrything in a big basin - we call it a "pool" 60 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:16,728 Then we add products. What is it ? Tranquillizers, antibiotics, colourants... 61 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,932 Well,, that's our little cooking. The "belgian cooking", like we say. 62 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:22,131 Once this matter look like meat again. 63 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,535 We thread it into entrails... 64 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:29,018 and it is send to chip stands, shops... 65 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:31,415 as fricadelle and merguez. 66 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,338 How is it going, Polish ? 67 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:38,054 Gimme a large pack of chips with sauce, please. 68 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,057 What sauce ? 69 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:43,573 I dunno me. Dallas sauce, but put the sauce to one side. 70 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,338 And three meatballs with that. 71 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,576 Omar! The sauce to one side or on the chips ? 72 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,453 On the meatballs ! And take me 6,7 Fricadelle too ! 73 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:53,732 - Seven Fricadelles with that ... - 10 beers, please ! 10 Vedett (belgian brand). 74 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,374 He feels so comfortable this one ! Are you blind or what ? 75 00:04:56,580 --> 00:05:00,459 I was ordering Bicky (belgian word to mean fried food). You're playing with your life, you ! 76 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,333 Sorry, sorry. I thought you... 77 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:06,452 What's your problem son of a bitch ? Come on ! 78 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:10,377 - Calm down now. - A Problem, Aziz ? 79 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,855 The guy comes easy, doesn't apologize and overtake me ! 80 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,654 You're polite or not polite, you ? 81 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,575 - Stop. - Loser! 82 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:22,296 Are you not on a school trip, you ? 83 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:27,338 I knew it was you. With your old rapper's accent ! Hiphop ! 84 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,576 And that habit you have, spitting everywhere like a lama. 85 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:33,090 It's excessively annoying. Hey, Stef. 86 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:36,135 - You know each other? - Yeah. He's my friend. 87 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:39,730 And you speak to him differently. Say you're sorry, now! 88 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,896 - Sorry... - A beer ? 89 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,375 - No, I don't drink beer. - What is that? 90 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,377 Fricadelles. You want some ? 91 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,174 You know what's in it? I've seen a reportage about it. 92 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:52,133 - Anyway, there's no pork in it. - Pork ? Certainly not. 93 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,854 But give that to a dog and he won't eat it. 94 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,334 There is a stain. 95 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:01,092 Can I ask you something ? Don't take it the wrong way. 96 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,894 What do you want to do for the start of the school year ? 97 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,773 Because we were wondering with Baudouin. 98 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:10,536 When we see your results... 99 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,937 Because university is nice, but you must study a little bit. 100 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:17,576 You can not keep on failing every year. It's failure on failure. 101 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:20,774 But partying, sleeping late... 102 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,335 There's no difficulty. It's the honorary distinction. 103 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,818 Ok, I didn't go to university. 104 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:28,773 Anyway, if I'm unemployed today it's not my fault. 105 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,175 I asked nothing at 17. Nothing! 106 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:34,656 I wanted to be an attorney, not have snot monkeys with the other jerk ! 107 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:40,211 I wanted to be a great psychologist. 108 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:44,289 Help people... be helpful, Doctors Whithout Borders, and all that shit. 109 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,253 And all of this because of an alcoholic night. 110 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,772 And when your parents died, my life changed as well. 111 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:55,212 Just on the day of the funeral I had to become mother. All of a sudden ! 112 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:57,615 Listen, baby, don't take it the wrong way 113 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:00,380 but I always treated you like you were my own daughter. 114 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:04,210 - I don't want you to be led astray. - Listen, auntie... 115 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,735 I also thought. 116 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,295 You're like my mother, I care about you. 117 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,775 And the more I think about it, the more I think... 118 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,734 I wanna do exactly like you. 119 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:21,615 - What ? What are you trying to say ? - Doing nothing. 120 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:25,729 Like you. Finally, it's that the goal in life, huh? 121 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,295 Succeed in doing nothing. 122 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,490 Come on ! Follow me! 123 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:38,692 Cindy ? It's always the same. 124 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,814 Ho, fat ass, you can't read ? 125 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:44,136 It's forbidden to eat in museums ! 126 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:47,138 I hope this visit will ruin your apppetite, brat ! 127 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:50,093 Hello. The small envelope. 128 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,576 Please. Welcome to the road accident's Museum. 129 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,248 Never forget the seatbelt ! 130 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:02,850 A small 'click' is better than a big "clack" ! 131 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,415 Well, children? 132 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,815 Who wants to play dead ? 133 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,413 Who has been in a car accident ? 134 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:13,499 You ? 135 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,338 You ? 136 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:18,054 You ? Nobody ? 137 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:20,536 It will happen later then. 138 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:22,776 At 18 you start to drink... 139 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,733 and you want to impress your friends... 140 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:29,899 and bang, it's the accident guaranteed coming back from Louvain-la-Neuve. 141 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,332 You, Charlotte, you know what a windshield is ? 142 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:37,249 If you look more like Captain Harlock than Candy... 143 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,775 It's because your mom plays flute. 144 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,652 Nice fence, huh? 145 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:44,533 The guy in question had 137 fractures. 146 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:47,812 137 fractures, it's much, huh? Not to say, impressive ! 147 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,658 Come, come look! 148 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,737 Come closer, it does not bite ! 149 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:55,569 You want to sit on the bike, you ? I feel it! 150 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:59,978 You don't want to ? It doesn't matter. Go ahead ! Next attraction ! 151 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:11,099 The teacher is dead ! 152 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:17,170 Now we'll observe a minute's silence... 153 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,814 for all those people behind me. 154 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,378 That's it ! 155 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:28,853 It's billing and cooing in here. Is this is a porno theater ? 156 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:32,177 What ? Come a little closer. 157 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,371 What is this dud ? 158 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:37,414 The story of two girls looking for their sexual identity. 159 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:41,499 Sexual identity ? It doesn't mean anything ! Or someone has to explain to me ! 160 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:46,013 It's terribly slow, uh ? Everytime I go to the cinema, I fall asleep. 161 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:49,257 Big boobs, a round belly, fat thighs... 162 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,418 It's different. Different from the magazines, uh ? 163 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,690 I bet my life it's gonna be about the butthole ! 164 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,936 The sexual identity ! 165 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,217 What's his problem ? Have we met ? 166 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,649 Fabienne ? 167 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,772 How I know you it's you ? Your name was on the screen. 168 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,857 - Excuse me ! - You are silly. 169 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:14,257 - You don't wanna go out to take your call ? - Shut up ! I'm talking. 170 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:17,258 No, I wasn't talking to you. It's a moron. Yeah, a spastic. 171 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,611 - You go out to take your call or you turn off your phone. - What ? Huh ? 172 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,256 Buy cotton buds ! He asked you for the second and last time to go out to call your bitch. 173 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:31,289 You want to fight, huh ? Come, jerk. 174 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,936 - I'm waiting ! Come on! - This guy is totally crazy ! 175 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:39,093 You keep standing in the cinema, you ? Sit ! 176 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,256 And look ahead ! 177 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,657 See that, ma'am ? 178 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:49,170 How he talked to me ! Do I call in cinema ? 179 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,932 Yes, Fabienne ? No, it's nothing. An idiot ! 180 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,693 This guy is doing it on purpose ! 181 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:58,609 No, I wasn't talking to you ! You never understand, you're really stupid ! 182 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,613 - Stop ! - The first one is a lesson, dickhead ! 183 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:07,018 The 2nd is for the principle. And the 3rd, because things always come in threes. 184 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,216 - Who is this ? - JC speaking. 185 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,172 Hey... JC, right? 186 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,689 What are you doing on August 15 ? 187 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,414 I'm going to celebrate my 18th birthday... 188 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,576 I'm going to organize a party in Zoute. 189 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,294 It's gonna be nice. The whole Belgium is invited. 190 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:28,619 Who is that cuckoo ? She's also been rocked too close to the wall ? 191 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,734 Here. Compliments of the baby manager. 192 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:35,171 Another one ? That one must be painful ! 193 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,897 What I like in this club is that palace-like way... 194 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,330 Like Pretty Woman. This little... 195 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:47,654 Didn't sleep well ? 196 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,656 All good, Dominique ? 197 00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,773 Oh, yeah, last time, when you let the albanians came in... 198 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:58,529 You shouldn't let that in. It has to remain our place, you understand ? 199 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:01,573 I haven't told you because it was crowded, but... 200 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,490 Not bad, huh ? The dance floor is over there. 201 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,089 All good, Dom ? You sleep here ? 202 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,935 - Here is the most handsome ! - Daisy ! I had not seen you... 203 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:16,210 Any news ? 204 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:21,455 A beer, please. I'm so thirsty I'm dying. I'm so sweaty. 205 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:25,938 - So ? - Well... It's not easy. 206 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:30,368 No... currently I... struggle. 207 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:33,492 A daily struggle. 208 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:36,693 I swear. So far... I take it right in the kisser. 209 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,653 The universal law of series, as they say. 210 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,896 Huge problems with rabies, dioxin ... 211 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,136 Always the same things again come but it's... 212 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:48,049 - Talking about old sows, how is it ? - He is always so mean with me ! 213 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:51,332 - More a witticism than anything else. - How is it going with your bird ? 214 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,695 You know, Daisy, I'm not a fool. 215 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,291 If I'm always in pleasant company... 216 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,017 it's for my money, and not for my odor. 217 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,058 And it hurts to know that. 218 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:07,013 I am perhaps the only one in Belgium to know, but... 219 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,176 Her name is Natacha, right ? 220 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:14,209 Wow, do you hear that ? Michael Jackson ! I like that ! 221 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,854 The only white person who makes music like blacks. 222 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,778 You can say whatever you want... 223 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,016 I like him ! I like him so much ! 224 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:25,691 In two words: above him there's nobody, below him there is no one either ! 225 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:34,369 Carmelo, turn up the volume ! I'm the only one dancing. 226 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,296 It's my gun you're looking ? 227 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:51,051 Dangerous, that. A semi-automatic Czech gun, light plastic, 17 shots. 228 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:53,569 It can stop a moving school bus. Maybe even a plane! 229 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,816 Never tried, but I consider. 230 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:58,614 Firearms are my passion since I'm a kiddo ! 231 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,129 There's no explanation. Some people are into dolls, some others... 232 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,853 - Can we ? - What brought you here ? 233 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,016 I was assaulted in the cinema by 2 guys. 234 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,017 They almost stabbed me. They had no knife, but still... 235 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:11,532 but they struck my back, rippped my jacket and stole my brand new phone! 236 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:15,972 Fortunately I know judo, so I could handle the situation more or less... 237 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:20,412 And how did you guys look like ? Something like this here ? 238 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,697 No. 239 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,938 - Or like this ? - No. 240 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,015 So this ? They looked the same. More or less... 241 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,448 You need to make an effort, old sport. Otherwise I can't help you ! 242 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:36,449 It was this guy there. This kind of guy. 243 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,811 What, him ? He did it ? 244 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,456 Why ? 245 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:44,935 For fun ? 246 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,614 It will let Natacha have her wicked way with you. Believe me. 247 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,458 Wich one ? This one ? 248 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,254 Make no mistake ! I poured a huge dose in it. 249 00:14:56,580 --> 00:15:00,289 I was looking for you. I thought you had left. 250 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,776 Here... Cheers ! 251 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,134 I was in the cinema with a young girl... 252 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,649 And then it seemed my mobile phone have rung. 253 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:20,216 Wait ! We tell you to turn off your phone before the movie. 254 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,934 And there's an other warning after the adverts. 255 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,938 We won't turn on the light every 5 minutes to tell you to turn it off ? 256 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,017 - It was off ! - True or not ? 257 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,336 - Yes or no ? Am I right ? - Yes ! 258 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,529 When I go to the cinema with my wife... 259 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:36,538 First, bad seats, people playing whith their phone,... 260 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:40,369 people talking... Because when the movie starts, the concert starts too. 261 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,014 Anyway, I'll call my friend who work in SABAM. 262 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,290 He's not a singer ! Are you listening ? 263 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,378 I got it ! Let's say he looks like it. 264 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,457 I'll make an identikit. 265 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:53,379 I'm not bad, but I don't draw like Tintin. 266 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,536 Tintin is a character. 267 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,133 Just what I said. I don't draw like Tintin. 268 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,529 - How did he look like ? - He was... small... 269 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,254 - The face ! The shape of the face... - Boney... 270 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,770 Long, greasy hair in the neck. And a moustache. 271 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,175 With a big nose ! 272 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:16,816 A big conk ! And he smelled booze ! You could smell it in the whole cinema. 273 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,734 Where do I find a Mercedes coupe ? 274 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:22,295 Yeah, I know it's a best seller in Africa. 275 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,094 It's excessively annoying, your last minute orders ! 276 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,495 Stef, I'm on the phone ! 277 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:31,579 My BMW is ready? What ? Because I'm always good to do you a favour. 278 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,057 Damn, check that ! 279 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,653 Fuck ! Godammit ! 280 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,292 - JC, look ! - Damn ! What a wad of bills ! 281 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,536 Move, asshole ! 282 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,895 Yeah, it's me. Greg ! Damn, I got a big problem ! 283 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,888 - You are not dead, it's the most important. - My mobile has been stolen. 284 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,695 And your SIM card ? You have to cancel it ? 285 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:06,939 It's impossible ! It's something I found on a website. Not to pay. 286 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,813 Please, Fabienne, come pick me up ! 287 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,374 You're on your own. Take the bus ! 288 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:17,970 This is a phone booth, for your information ! You don't have a mobile ? 289 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,977 - Two seconds. - Wanker ! 290 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,455 Thirty seconds is it possible ? 291 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,089 No, a huge dick. Well, you understood ? 292 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,575 - I really need you to pick me up ! - Where are you ? 293 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,169 You are on Poulertte Place, not on the Croisette ! 294 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,770 I'll hang up. The guy's face is slightly red. 295 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,450 I'll hit him with a japanese forearm blow in his face ! 296 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,616 Bye. 297 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:44,529 Chef ! Whether you come out or I get you out ! You have to decide. 298 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:48,449 - Come on, Come on! - Get out or I get you out. 299 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,216 Chef ! You're pissing me off, brat ! 300 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:55,095 You wanna fuck with me, boy ? 301 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,575 I fuck you, brat ! Dickhead ! 302 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,936 Your glasses, tosser ! Maybe you'll see things more clearly next time ! 303 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,137 Mum, Claudy speaking. 304 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:22,376 I have been "carjacked". 305 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:26,368 I have been "carjacked". The car has been stolen. 306 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,132 No, I could do nothing, I tried to run after but what 307 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,376 do you wanna do ? No. 308 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:36,619 With my leather jacket inside. With the 70,000 bucks in... 309 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,733 No, I am really sickened ! No... 310 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,852 Your glasses, mum ? No, in the glove compartment, uh ! 311 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,813 The glove compartment remained in the car. No... 312 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:49,729 Say, can you come where... we use to play snooker with dad ? 313 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,851 Go to the cafe with a big 'Duvel' sign ! 314 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,051 Right now, quickly, because... 315 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,491 I wanna leave this city ! It's driving me crazy ! All this violence ! 316 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,932 Really nice, your office ! 317 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,336 For God's sake ! 318 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,933 Good morning, madam. 319 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,216 What a heat, huh ? 320 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,613 I'm wet. 321 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:29,250 I have the head in the asshole... But it's gonna be fine, huh ? 322 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,337 I woke up late too. 323 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:34,054 Sometimes we need to ease off on the pressure. 324 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:37,889 We can't always live like a saucepan on the stove. 325 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:41,334 Say, Stef ... I have a small question. 326 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,656 It's about my niece, Natacha. 327 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:46,010 Currently it's not going well. 328 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,450 A small post-adolescence crisis. 329 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,530 You know whom I'm talking about ? 330 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,413 A cutie who is always walking around, looking for her panties. 331 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,410 Never met. 332 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,297 You want a drink ? 333 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,333 We don't have to be formal ? Would you like something to drink ? 334 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:04,529 Yeah, I'd like to. 335 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,968 Alcohol ? Soft ? 336 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,899 If you have a small can. A Vedett would be great 337 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,091 Soft is not your thing, huh ? 338 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,415 Not really, no... 339 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,417 What is this thing ? 340 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,413 No, Aziz. Watch it ! Scratches everywhere ! 341 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,931 Put yourself in my place ! Who would buy that ? A curly-haired like you ? 342 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,736 Okay, 50 for two. 343 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:27,489 - Take it or leave it. - You still have croco jacket ? 344 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,373 Croco is not trendy anymore. Snake is trendy. 345 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,935 But not as much as the leather. Want a leather jacket ? 346 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,812 Move. Hey, Marco? 347 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:39,814 When you're done, gimme the jacket on the back seat. 348 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,331 Take the jacket on the back seat. 349 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,176 Don't hurry up, y'know. 350 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,417 You got hightlights ? 351 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,418 - It's a failure. - It's really read though. 352 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:01,771 I think I'll cut. But the other likes long hair. 353 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,619 I leave you. You can get by with your cowhide. 354 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:08,130 Look that, brat. A nice leather jacket. 355 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:12,368 - You sure it's fashion ? You have more like that ? - It's not HandM in here, Aziz. 356 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,775 You also want a fitting room ? 357 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:18,134 It's too big. You're trying to trick me ? 358 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:21,093 - What did you say? - No, that came naturally... 359 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,814 - I knew it. - Excuse me. 360 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,250 - No, it's not too big ! - I look good ? 361 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,691 It's the new trend, Aziz. All the girls are gonnna succumb to your charm. 362 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,050 Damn, man, your jacket smells like shit ! 363 00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:36,452 - It's the leather. - On my mother's head. It smells like a pig. 364 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,537 Clean it, what do you want me to say ! 365 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:41,255 Okay ! The 2 mobiles for the jacket. Agreed ? 366 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,614 - You want a Playstation ? - I have one. 367 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,697 I want that bike. 368 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,534 It should cost 400, but I let him to you for 350. 369 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,496 It's an Eddy Merckx. It's not a shitty one. 370 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,577 - For real ? - Of course. 371 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,972 Hey, viking ! I'll pay you tomorrow ! See you, JC. 372 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:04,059 Say, you know that there's a chick with cocker-eyes in your trunk ? 373 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:10,449 - For the car ? Can you pay me now ? - Okay. But you take your spare wheel. 374 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,656 Hi, I'm JC. 375 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,698 You ok ? 376 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:51,258 I didn't know you were driving in a Kinder ! 377 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,738 Can I have two beers ? 378 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:55,896 Oh ! Don't drink everything, fattie ! 379 00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:58,570 Look his damn face ! 380 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:00,657 He looks like his father, he's ugly. 381 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,693 We tried to place him but it didn't work. The beers ! 382 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:09,457 It's like junk mail, it's always coming back. I can't get him put down. 383 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:12,973 Sorry, I had not seen you. 384 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:17,814 Gimme a beer too, please. 385 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,338 I'm dying of thirst. 386 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:23,496 And a cool one, if you have that ! 387 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:26,058 - The same one ? - Yeah, the same one ! 388 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,377 And gimme another glass. 389 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,536 This one tastes like soap. 390 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:34,130 I like foam, but you should not exaggerate ! 391 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,894 You think everyone's retarded ? 392 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,417 Bring me its little sister. 393 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:53,809 - The same, so ? - I answered. The little sister. 394 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,689 Sure it's right on it ? Sorry. 395 00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:05,248 - I'll go. - No. Stay. 396 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:09,175 Hopefully, my mouth wasn't open. 397 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:22,008 Is it the break or what ? 398 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:26,017 You have the ice cubes ! There's no more in the fridge. What happened here ? 399 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:30,051 I'm not talking to you. Go play with your mower, you idiot ! 400 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:32,137 Give me the ice ! 401 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:35,173 Would you calm down ? This guy did nothing. 402 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,699 You talkin' to me ? 403 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,733 When you need money for shopping it's alright, uh ? 404 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:41,737 - Go away ! - I'm gone ! 405 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,209 No one ever taught you to eat with your mouth closed ? 406 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:52,092 I'm talking to you ! 407 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,575 I'm like next to a working garbage truck ! 408 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,288 Bitch. 409 00:25:56,740 --> 00:26:00,210 It's execissively annoying to hear someone eat chips for those who do not ! 410 00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,800 Understood ?! Minimum education, uh ? 411 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:06,500 A passage in the slaughter house and it's gonna be quick. 412 00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:26,217 Small cock... 413 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,497 With his big toy. 414 00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,375 A small dick, like Baudouin. 415 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,895 I brought this. There are a lot more. 416 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:44,213 Thank you. Very nice of you. I was about to get out. 417 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,570 Coming, my little Dim. 418 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,937 Fuck ! 419 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:52,289 Filthy sow ! 420 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,377 Hey, Mom ! Mom ! 421 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:57,095 Goddamn it, always the same thing ! 422 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:02,296 You don't kiss your mother ? 423 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:11,896 I can't anymore, Mom ... It was crazy. 424 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,694 It took a second ! 425 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:17,619 I'm only realizing now what happened. 426 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:20,209 I couldn't do a thing ! I was despondent. 427 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,809 I don't have the words. 428 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,329 I can not... I'm worn out. 429 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:28,657 I want to go home, with my old slippers and take some rest. 430 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:33,012 Don't look at me. I don't wanna explain the story because I can't. 431 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:36,929 What a story. Alcoholism is really the scourge of the century. 432 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,655 But the worst is that he was never drunk. Never! 433 00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:41,896 Me, 2 drinks and I kiss everyone. 434 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,934 It's not working with Baudouin for now. 435 00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:47,495 - I can see that. - What ? That ? 436 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,895 No, this is your wife. 437 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,737 Excuse me. 438 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,615 I have heard that she's... 439 00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:58,538 not really your wife anymore. 440 00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:00,458 She'll come back. 441 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,537 When she'll need money. 442 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:05,892 If it can help, Baudouin also had an affair with an asian chick. 443 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,058 But now... it's the past. 444 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:12,570 When she'll be back. Ask her for a test. 445 00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:14,691 I'll use condoms. 446 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,458 I don't understand. She has everything. 447 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:19,174 We go 3 times per year on holiday, we go to cinema... 448 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:22,850 Note that the cinema is to see people... 449 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:25,576 Because I have a Home Cinema. 450 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:27,418 More than 300 DVDs. 451 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,975 Soon 800, thanks to the Internet. 452 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:33,415 I like Cinema. You have to go to cinema. 453 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,611 We go to cinema. 454 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,174 Say, it's not my business... 455 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,534 but be careful with alcohol. 456 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,776 You drink like a fish ! 457 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:52,053 Six months ago I saw an advertisement. 458 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,774 It said : "Urgent. 459 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:59,053 Professional Photographer looking for young girls." 460 00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:01,251 So I met him and I asked if it was porn. 461 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:05,817 He : "No, no nudity. it's art." 462 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,297 And he looked nice. 463 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,092 But I had to go to his home. 464 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,131 Can you wear that, please ? 465 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:17,729 Claudy ! Come quickly, I was looking for you. 466 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,374 No, I'm shooting now. With my model. 467 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:23,890 With who ? Natacha ? Again that little whore ! 468 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,933 Don't judge her. You don't even know her and you judge her. 469 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,096 Balls or chips for dinner? 470 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,690 Or croquette. I'm busy, mom. It doesn't matter. 471 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,973 - Is that not somewhat vulgar ? - Vulgar ? 472 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,535 - You think it's vulgar ? - Yes. 473 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:43,857 There's something I don't understand. 474 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:48,292 I'll tell you something. The artistic part, it's me. So, it's not your business. 475 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,456 If I ask to wear these shoes, there's a reason. 476 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:53,333 I work in black and white. I must empasize the colours. 477 00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:55,735 Or it'll be dull. You don't know that. 478 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:58,215 It's not your job. 479 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,538 Take off your panties too. 480 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,693 Why, no ? 481 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,334 But what the fuck are you doing here ? 482 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:14,373 You come to a charming photo shoot and you don't want to undress ? 483 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,094 I didn't force you to come ! 484 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,531 You chose to come. And now you pretend you're ingenuous ? 485 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:23,254 If it's like that, it's over. 486 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,974 Don't play with my balls ! 487 00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,696 - You're strained like a cramp. - No, I'm not strained. 488 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,812 Yes, you are. If I tell you you're strained, you are. 489 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:35,012 Don't say you're not then. 490 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:38,451 You just have to tell me : "Yes, Claudy, I am strained. I am not at my ease." 491 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,537 You must let you come to me. 492 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,492 And I'll get you. Don't worry. 493 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:45,690 Why you only photograph naked teenagers ? 494 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,617 What's the matter ? What did you just say ? Repeat ! 495 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:51,811 Are you naked ? 496 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:55,569 You try to make look live a pervert. 497 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:58,772 Don't mess with me ! My work is a pain in the ass. 498 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:00,777 This is for my pleasure, you understand ? 499 00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:03,494 I don't need that to make a living. 500 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,453 I have enough money. Everything is good. 501 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,378 Maybe it's your problem. 502 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,536 You are here for the bees and honey. 503 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:12,856 Maybe that's why you're stressed. 504 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,934 Badly fucked cunt. 505 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,698 Bend over now. 506 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,097 It's not hard, uh ? 507 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,734 Yes, a little bit more. 508 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:28,932 I didn't ask the impossible. Take off your panties. 509 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:31,611 Your panties. 510 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,057 You need a hand ? 511 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:38,290 See ? Spread your legs, now. 512 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,536 More. A bit more. 513 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:45,331 That's too much. Stay like that. 514 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:48,297 Don't move. 515 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,968 You ok ? 516 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:53,411 Pretend you're in love with me. 517 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,056 More... A bit more... 518 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:58,296 A lil bit more. That's it. 519 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:01,096 Now I'll take the picture. 520 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,853 Don't move. I'll get the pony. 521 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:07,415 You are not easily scared. What a story ! 522 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,373 He is just too horny. 523 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,572 And it's not my fault if that dick fell in love with me. 524 00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:16,214 That's it. 525 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,252 If you need help... 526 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:24,535 you can always call me. 527 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,976 Thanks for everything. 528 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,819 Goodbye. 529 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,339 This chick knows how to thank people. 530 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:19,774 I'll also take two apple pies. 531 00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:21,652 - That ? - That there. 532 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,816 - These triangles. - The samosa's. 533 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:31,133 Excuse me. I was wondering... 534 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:33,296 do you sell... 535 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,456 What's the name again ? 536 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:38,097 ... dope ? 537 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:45,297 Five hundred. 538 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,697 Thank you. 539 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:57,212 - Everything good ? - Yes, and you ? 540 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:59,092 I wanted to ask you something. 541 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,975 A friend of mine is going to live to my place for a moment. 542 00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:06,729 Because she has an affair of the heart. 543 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:10,649 I wanted to warn you that we might be somewhat noisy. 544 00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:13,613 Because she's wild ? Something like a tigress ? 545 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,573 Whip, leather, latex, self propelled dildo ? 546 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,816 I won't borrow you my King Kong, girls. 547 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,375 Don't worry. It's more like... 548 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:24,174 water bottle in the bag... 549 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,850 teacher... 550 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,650 And how is Evelyne ? 551 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:33,609 She's sulking. She's in her sulk corner. 552 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:36,015 Because I smell alcohol when I come back from work. 553 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:37,938 And cigarette. 554 00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:40,893 "I have the feeling to lick an ashtray." 555 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,375 35 years and I have to hide to smoke. 556 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,536 And with her cocaine, it's better ? 557 00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:48,015 I am cop, shit ! 558 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:56,299 It's a topsy-turvy world. He wants to find me a chick and he's fucking her. 559 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:04,094 Hey, D ! Your pal is here. 560 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,655 - You are here ? - Yes, I am here. 561 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:11,811 Sorry, I had a setback. 562 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,690 I see. 563 00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:18,808 - Say hello, Sabine. - Hello, Sabine. 564 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:22,970 Wait for me in the restaurant. Come on, my little cat. 565 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:30,571 You wanna play ? Where is the ball ? 566 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,896 The ball is waiting for you... like me. 567 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,409 And now you wait for me, because I'm beating the Brazil, see ? 568 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,057 I'm not bothering you ? 569 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:42,013 You're not cold ? I'm freezing ! 570 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:47,770 - You were quick. You came with a car ? - Yes. A douche's car. 571 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,777 There's four alarms on the key to open it. 572 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:52,414 And it never stop talking. "Take that way. Not this one." 573 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,417 But it's hard to find the reverse. 574 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,372 I can't believe he lend you his car. 575 00:35:57,420 --> 00:35:59,092 I didn't ask. 576 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,609 Also, you should have seen how he was. 577 00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:04,971 "Nadine, I love you ! I promise. I won't go out anymore !" 578 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,977 "I'll quit drinking. I'm sorry." 579 00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,659 Words, words... 580 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,218 He'll be mad. 581 00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,536 What do you have in your bag ? 582 00:36:56,940 --> 00:37:01,218 Your attention : Room 1 your two favorite German bitches... 583 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,978 Greta and Cynthia... 584 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:06,411 accompanied by their shepherd... also German ! 585 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:10,977 Room 2. Jong meisje op zwart long tisjen! 586 00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:14,176 Is it rush hour or what ? 587 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,897 Goddamn, look that cabin ! 588 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,692 - Hey, you ! - Me ? 589 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,209 You're doing nothing. Come here with your mop. 590 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:24,012 I will give you work. 591 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:29,372 Did you see this cabin ? You think it's clean ? 592 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,298 Do you think it's clean ? 593 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,253 I'd like to feel comfortable in here. I don't want to break a leg. 594 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,532 It's a real skating rink. Hurry up! I have something else to do. 595 00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:40,018 The cards... The cards ! 596 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,619 Yes, excuse me. 597 00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:43,617 That is 300. 598 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:47,373 With this one lubricant is needed. 599 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,416 Is that you, sir ? 600 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,733 I'm not Arthur, but you can thank him. 601 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:59,135 Here, my treat. 602 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,612 I'm surprised I couldn't jizz with 50 euro. 603 00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:09,856 Let's hope it will stick. 604 00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:11,857 Hello, mister and misses. 605 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,694 Can I have change, please ? 606 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:18,496 Coins for the parking meter. 607 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,131 She wasn't hot the girl in the microwave ? 608 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:55,137 She was. 609 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:59,054 But romanticism was missing. 610 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:02,172 You don't have much time left to find the woman of my life. 611 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:04,735 Because your promises... 612 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,012 Here is just to shoot your load. 613 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,778 Not a take away. 614 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:13,211 And listen, I kept an eye on you inside. 615 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,173 It was a test. Now I'll get the perfect match. 616 00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:18,291 And forget that peepshow, godammit ! 617 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:21,777 In the food processing industry, hygiene is no joke. 618 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:25,370 I mean the fines are draconians. 619 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:30,495 So a worker has to have full equipment 620 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:34,488 a small example will say more than words. 621 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:38,579 Yesterday I came in the cutting room,... 2 times a day, always unexpected... 622 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,736 And Giovanni had not his hat on. 623 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:43,454 I fired him right away. 624 00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:47,335 No need to talk like "yeah, but no, I was looking for my keys." Not with me ! 625 00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,417 There is never anything on the fucking TV ! 626 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:53,495 Baudouin, you will not believe me ! The bastard has already replaced her ! 627 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,260 - Who you talkin about, bird ? - About Dimitri ! 628 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,611 He has already replaced his wife ! And the new one is fit like a gymnast. 629 00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:02,095 He is not gonna stay single all his life, this jerk ! 630 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,416 She'll empty his balls ! 631 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:08,010 Baudouin, you are so classy. 632 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,292 I can't believe he's fucking a random whore. 633 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,092 Wait ! 634 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,096 He's spitting on her ! 635 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,859 What violence ! 636 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:20,699 But that madman is pulling her hair ! 637 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:23,460 - Pull it, yeah. - I'll never talk to him. 638 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:26,652 I knew it. It's the alcohol. 639 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:29,613 - The alcohol, Baudouin. - You don't know what alcohol is, you ? 640 00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:32,937 He dropped her from the balcony. 641 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,290 She must be unconscious. 642 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,458 Damn, almost goal ! 643 00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:41,209 I am sure he beat her up as revenge for Nadine. 644 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:49,372 - No one here ? - There is someone ! 645 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:54,093 Mich ! This guy took your seat. 646 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:58,619 There's no enough seats in here ? You had to pick mine ! 647 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:01,971 There's another one here, and here. 648 00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:05,252 You'll give back mine ! You should avoid... 649 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:08,258 I should avoid filthy racists like you ! 650 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,453 - Say it again. - Stop whith your seat. 651 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:14,128 I didn't understand. What's the matter, minger ? 652 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:17,776 New year eve's headbutt wasn't enough ? Same price for the second one ! 653 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:19,373 And a Duvel, please. 654 00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,736 Say, joker ? 655 00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:24,771 You want a beer ? 656 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,699 Your stupid husband is always barking like a dachshund ? 657 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,778 Take that in your face, Dikkenek ! 658 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:34,890 Enjoy ! My treat. Cheers. 659 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,776 - Nice song. What is it ? - That is Ghinzu. 660 00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,574 - It's English. - Heard it. Turn up the volume. 661 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:48,896 - The same ? - Yes, the same ! 662 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:55,449 Your friend's gonnna have fun ! He'll beat the shit out of him ! 663 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:05,498 I know everybody doesn't like me. 664 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,419 But I wonder if I really care. 665 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:17,614 What now ? Still sulking ? 666 00:42:17,820 --> 00:42:19,458 It's never right anyway. 667 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,254 Everytime I shoot, she's sulking. 668 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:25,613 It's not jealousy, but it looks like it. 669 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,369 I won't stay there forever. Look that ! 670 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,612 Claudy ! This thing doesn't work ! 671 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:36,015 Lose 20 Kg, you'll be able to climb it. 672 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,814 Claudy ! Did you hear me ? 673 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:40,976 I'm coming, dammit ! 674 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,735 It's driving me crazy. 675 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,013 I told 20 times to turn on the engine. 676 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:54,417 There you go. 677 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:17,374 You know what time it is ? 678 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,975 In two words, I am a photographer... 679 00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:23,296 and I'm looking for models. 680 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,014 My number. If it interests you... 681 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:28,256 I'm interested. 682 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:33,055 Tiny ass. Well, that Flemings... 683 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,057 For once a hot fleming ! 684 00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,216 They are so prude ! 685 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:42,338 Well, well... let's see. 686 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,895 There are quite a few ads : "Roommate" 687 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,933 "babysitting", "room". 688 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:08,372 It looks better now. 689 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,616 I hope the fish'll take the bait. 690 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:15,051 - Miss ? - Is it well paid your stuff ? 691 00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:18,138 - Is it well paid ? - That depends on you, honey. 692 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:21,059 What does it mean a book on the bound between animals and women ? 693 00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:24,969 It's exactly what it means. It explains the bound... 694 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:27,296 between a woman and an animal. 695 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,570 It's not sexual photos ? 696 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:32,374 Listen, if it interests you, here is my number. 697 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:35,253 Otherwise, see ya next weekend ! What do you want ? 698 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,973 Is it possible... for me ? 699 00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:40,934 Everything is possible. Everything is negotiable. There is no price tag attached. 700 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:44,257 Are you shaved or not ? Have you friends or not ? 701 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:47,099 They didn't miss you there ! Was it a horse or a sow ? 702 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,619 You saw your face ? 703 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:51,459 We can make a book on Halloween, if you want. 704 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,776 Dirty bastard ! 705 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:57,251 Fix your face ! Alien ! 706 00:44:57,460 --> 00:45:00,850 Lucky she left. She'd have got a stapler shot in the mug. 707 00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:04,177 My husband is used to this kind of story. 708 00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:07,816 We already have something like that in Palma de Mallorca. 709 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:09,692 I like Palma. I like Portugal. 710 00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,697 That time was for a sunbed. 711 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:15,051 But here he's been bleed dry like a pig. 712 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:17,696 And he has not begun, but the other. 713 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:20,414 I swear on my twins' life ! 714 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:23,578 Hopefully my husband was not armed. 715 00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:27,216 Let's make an identikit. And we'll start a search operation. 716 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,297 In short, the conventional procedure. 717 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,695 How did he look like ? 718 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,255 Brown ! 719 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:37,293 - Brown... dark ? - Yes, dark ! 720 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,970 Dark brown ? Say it directly. 721 00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:44,889 - Well tanned. - What a coincidence, huh ? 722 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:46,692 I said nothing ! 723 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,176 Damn. What now ? 724 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,375 Is it the batteries ? You let the lights on ? 725 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:56,652 I'm not that stupid to turn on the lights by day. 726 00:45:58,540 --> 00:46:00,258 I'll check. 727 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:03,497 It must be the engine. Damn ! 728 00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:06,209 - The engine is not in the front ? - Of course not ! 729 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:09,298 In sport cars, the engine is always in the back. 730 00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:15,293 However, for this model it's perhaps in the front. 731 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:24,977 So ? 732 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,415 You will not believe me, but there is no motor there. 733 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:32,133 I call a guy ? 734 00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:35,533 Fucking phone ! Goddammit ! 735 00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,412 - JC ? - It's you ! 736 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:43,613 - Not busy ? - It's crazy, I was just thinking of you. 737 00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:47,054 Say... 738 00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:50,058 You know mechanics and engines ? 739 00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:53,138 I can disassemble and assemble an engine eyes closed. 740 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,616 And do the upkeep at the same time. 741 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,492 In any case, car is not your stuff, baby. 742 00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,292 No... not really. 743 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,333 And... what are you doing this afternoon ? 744 00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:05,134 I got it. Someone already got me like that. 745 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,978 For a move. 746 00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,818 Well, I'll be nice. Where are you ? 747 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,169 In Chasse Pierre. 748 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:35,010 Your job is not too hard ? 749 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:39,259 If you wanna grab balls, you can go to Rolland Garros. I know the big boss. 750 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:42,691 I must throw them back. Else I can't mow. 751 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,858 Yeah... I'm reading a book on dismissal. 752 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:48,893 I'm only in Chapter 2 and I understood the whole thing. 753 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,694 The writer is Jean-Marie Messier. 754 00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:55,336 He's stupid ! Really stupid ! 755 00:47:57,340 --> 00:48:01,618 Stop. You know what ? You fucking suck. 756 00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:04,095 You're fired. 757 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,177 Born idiot, and you'll die idiot ! 758 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:09,929 You're pissing me off ! Slackers ! Go away ! 759 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,937 Wait, you forgot your shit ! 760 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:14,654 Don't forget anything, jerk ! 761 00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:18,819 Move ! I don't want to see you anymore. 762 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,377 Fucking loser. Fucking shitty asshole ! 763 00:48:27,740 --> 00:48:30,573 - Nadine. - Jean-Claude. Nice to meet you. 764 00:48:30,780 --> 00:48:33,533 - We can't find the engine. - The engine. Right, yes. 765 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:35,537 Don't worry, I'm an expert. 766 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,936 What does your husband for a living ? 767 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:42,973 You must be rich to buy that. 768 00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:48,977 Usually it's here. 769 00:48:50,540 --> 00:48:53,293 Maybe in the glove box. 770 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:04,017 Hot, huh ? 771 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:06,336 And mosquitoes ! 772 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,576 Where is Natacha ? 773 00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:11,135 What's up ? 774 00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:13,376 We can't find the engine. 775 00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,416 You're not topless ? 776 00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:23,217 Wanna join us ? 777 00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:26,415 Don't be shy. 778 00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:38,656 Who is the master ? 779 00:49:39,420 --> 00:49:41,615 Come on, pig! 780 00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:46,330 My turn ! 781 00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:48,576 I've never done that before. 782 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:09,898 Don't touch my arm, because it hurts with the sunburn. 783 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:20,889 Damn ! I forgot ! My aunt is here ! 784 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:24,016 Do something ! You need to move ! 785 00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:28,099 If she sees you, you're dead. Then me and her after. 786 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:33,374 No, no, no ! She is here ! 787 00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:38,577 It's me ! 788 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,496 Three hours on the motorway for 10 km. 789 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:46,975 Because a camper van crashed in front of us. 790 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:50,650 Nothing left. All dead. A real BBQ ! 791 00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:54,729 Sir ! You need a matress ? 792 00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:58,489 - Can we play this game ? - Stop. He could hurt himself. 793 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,737 He looks tough. How long this jerk can last ? 794 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,851 It smells workout centre. You need air. 795 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:05,539 I will. 796 00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:08,254 One of these, I'll send you my Polish. 797 00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:11,374 Wait, sweetie. 798 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:15,095 - You didn't drink them all ? - I don't swallow that. 799 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:16,972 That hurts, huh ? 800 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,460 You know those weird girls there ? 801 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:22,412 They are always together. Certainly lezzas. 802 00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:24,497 We should take pillows. 803 00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,975 Take the pouffe. Not the ugly green ! 804 00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:29,648 The one from Sahel... Israel. It's the same. 805 00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:33,170 - The one you stole ? - The one YOU stole. 806 00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,732 Every time I come here, they are there. And always drinking white wine. 807 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,295 I can't handle lesbians. 808 00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:41,935 Just to see them, that really bugs me. 809 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,893 They can do what they want in their home, no ? 810 00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:48,890 Wait ! There's a naked guy ! 811 00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:51,375 He's looking for his underwear, like you. 812 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:56,650 - Nice ! - Sorry. I forgot my underwear. 813 00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:59,249 Wait. Did we forget your birthday ? 814 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:03,451 I'm a little scatterbrained lately. 815 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:07,053 Always pressure pressure pressure, thousand things to do. 816 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:10,336 It's next month. 817 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:14,533 Great. We won't forget it like that ! 818 00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:19,736 Look that ! 819 00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:23,412 I already told you about Natacha's friend ? 820 00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:26,251 She left her husband. 821 00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,378 Come on, get up. Get up ! 822 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:31,492 You need to move. With your hangdog expression ! 823 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,851 You should stop being a victim all the time. 824 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:36,778 The sun rises with or without you ! 825 00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:39,540 And if you don't get up, it doesn't care. No one cares ! 826 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,618 Ok. I get up. 827 00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:45,898 And take off that ugly underwear ! 828 00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:49,493 Don't think I'm a fool, Stef. 829 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,656 I'm no social assistant ! 830 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,811 - Hi, ma'am. Can I sit ? - Sure. 831 00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:59,092 I come for my note for the school. 832 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:02,929 Because, I've supposedly stolen a turn table the other day. 833 00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:06,371 Right, yes ! You are a bloody crook. 834 00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:09,492 But you look honest, I like your mug. I'll write your note. 835 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,736 But just today ! 836 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,297 So, "I, the undersigned... 837 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,695 'I' with 'e', feminine and plural... 838 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:18,936 If you go to school, you'd know. 839 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:21,335 "Ie, the undersigned, Captain Laurence Cochet... 840 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:24,134 declare on my honor... 841 00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,696 ... to have interrogated..." 842 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:28,174 Nice, uh ? 843 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:30,848 "Mr Aziz Alami, the..." 844 00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,733 When was that ? 845 00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:36,454 The 12th, I knew it. At 12 past 12, ah ! 846 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:38,812 Thus it rhymes. Etcetera, etcetera ! 847 00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:40,976 We'll make it very formal. 848 00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:43,819 Iglesias's son and a punk outside. I don't know what to do. 849 00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:47,330 - It's good. It's my mates. - You have many friends ! 850 00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:50,577 You always need your gang ? You can't come alone sometimes ? 851 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:53,815 He's an ass, but I like him. Move. 852 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:58,259 - You look nice. What's going on ? - I met a girl. 853 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:01,179 Good. What's her name ? 854 00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:03,769 Fabienne. And she has a damn villa ! 855 00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:07,052 - You like her for the villa or what ? - Both. 856 00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:10,616 But you give her gifts and stuff ? 857 00:54:10,820 --> 00:54:13,653 - Dunno. - You need to make her dream. 858 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:17,170 Give her pebbles gift, add a heart on it and she is happy ! 859 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,291 She'll think it's coming from the heart ! 860 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,950 - She will believe me ? - Yes. You need to lie with women. 861 00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:23,652 You gotta be nice,... 862 00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:26,215 How long are you gonna stay here ? 863 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,217 - You want a coffee ? - You don't have work ? 864 00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,217 Sure I want coffee ! 865 00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:32,775 Black... black. Of course it is not yellow ! 866 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:35,016 - Can I have a coffee too ? - Hey ! Oh ! 867 00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:37,734 Thanks, ma'am. 868 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:40,613 Don't come back too soon. 869 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,094 I like that brat. 870 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:44,860 Hello ? Yes. With whom I have the honor ? 871 00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:49,776 Mrs Michiels ? You should tell your name because... 872 00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:53,336 You are not my only client, if I may express myself like that. 873 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,531 And a small customer. 874 00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:58,208 You know, it's 15 to 6 everywhere in Belgium and... 875 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,536 we would like a piece of weekend too. 876 00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:04,130 If you had call 10 minutes earlier, I could have done something. 877 00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:06,376 Now the machines are cleaned... 878 00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:08,775 and most of the staff is gone. 879 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,494 To be honest, we are drinking a bevvy. 880 00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:15,978 Yes. One second. 881 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,933 Ludo, what do we have left ? Alive, I mean. 882 00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:21,415 That little sick from this morning, you still have it ? 883 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,500 Mrs. Michiels, we'll do it this way : 884 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:26,055 I'll give you a dead and a living beasts. 885 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:28,854 I'll slaughter the living one on site. 886 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,415 and the dead is charged. 887 00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:34,977 I'll wear civvies, so I do not load off ! 888 00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:37,819 And such a beast weighs 40 kg, so do not come with a wimp. 889 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:39,373 Ok, Mrs. Michiels. 890 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:42,854 She's a fucking posh slut. 891 00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:46,370 Some people think the whole world turn around them. 892 00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:48,377 But she will pay. 893 00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:51,617 Because I don't charge VAT, but it's included in the price. 894 00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:58,692 Silly me ! I send you a text and you are next to me ! 895 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:01,893 You're stupid ? My mobile has been stolen ! 896 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:04,136 Don't care. I don't need it. 897 00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:06,490 Too many calls. I had no private life anymore. 898 00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:11,972 Think you're the only one on the road, asshole ? 899 00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:15,695 Calm down ! This guy can't jump the car in front of him. 900 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:19,813 Shut up, will you? You know I don't like you speak while I'm driving. 901 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:23,376 Move ! I'm the king of the road. 902 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:27,775 Ready for your spanking, Stef ? 903 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:33,577 You have your cup ? I shoot cannonball, dude ! 904 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,611 Okay ? Here it comes ! 905 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:41,178 Fuck off ! 906 00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:43,575 That was an easy ball. 907 00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:46,417 Not again that mobile phone ! 908 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,451 First the yokel in the cinema. 909 00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:51,618 Not in a gym ! Turn that off, you know it makes me aggressive ! 910 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:55,251 A girl named Fabienne invites me to the Zoute for her birthday. 911 00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:58,452 I had completely forgotten, that cunt, Fabienne. 912 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:02,369 We're gonna listen supermarket music, remixed by huge faggots. 913 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:06,610 You don't wanna ask to your girl 914 00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:09,892 to come with her friend ? Nadine. 915 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:14,613 Listen, Stef. I'll do you a favor. 916 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,538 We'll go to the beach. 917 00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:20,813 But first, I'll give you an advanced dating lesson. Listen carefully ! 918 00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,976 From A to the G spot. 919 00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:27,298 Don't try to be original. Your face is more than enough. 920 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,809 Don't overdo it. So listen up. 921 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:33,251 A : Be yourself ! 922 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:35,816 Two: When you talk to her... 923 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,976 avoid to negotiate with her tits. 924 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,694 Three : It's a thing I tried. 925 00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:43,408 - This is called "fall in the sus". - What ? 926 00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,895 - Fall in the sus. - Sus ? 927 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,933 You pretend to have a malaise. 928 00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:51,335 "You fall in the apples", in French. 929 00:57:51,540 --> 00:57:53,895 Anyway, your head is only a meter above the ground. 930 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:55,977 Your don't risk to suffer. 931 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:59,571 Okay, listen. If you can stop this one. 932 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,137 - What ? - You can do her. 933 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:05,013 That would surprise me. I am in shape ! 934 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:12,379 - Take care of this twat. - Nice car. 935 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:21,816 Sports. Always hard to get out. 936 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:25,251 - Have you an ID, young man ? - Yes. Gimme a minute. 937 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:29,856 I know you ! The interrogation... 938 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:32,449 No, I see a thousand like you everyday so we don't know each other. 939 00:58:32,660 --> 00:58:34,730 So you give me car's registration, driver license, 940 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:38,216 insurance, tutti quanti. 941 00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:41,891 - Never thought I had so much beers. - Sir ! 942 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:46,214 Hold your horses ! Almost done ! 943 00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,456 Calm down ! I'm badly parked ? 944 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:50,692 Do you know how fast you drove ? 945 00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:54,893 No. But I never watch the speedometer. 200 ? 946 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,533 Probably 200. 947 00:58:56,740 --> 00:59:00,096 That's it. And you'll pay 200.000 bucks. 948 00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:03,018 What is it ? 949 00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:05,655 - Speeding. - Go back inside. 950 00:59:08,580 --> 00:59:11,572 Speeding ? 951 00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:15,410 Can I ask you where ? Because I always pay attention. 952 00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:19,977 I keep an eye on you. Speeding ? A mobile speed camera ? 953 00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:22,057 - Fixed. - A fixed ? 954 00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:24,854 A fixed speed camera ? 955 00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:29,497 I know that you are on bridges and all, but at some point you, I can't see you. 956 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:34,296 If I see you, I immediately put on my brakes. My neurons work. 957 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:36,695 I don't care. I know high places people. 958 00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:37,855 Good for you. 959 00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:45,256 How old are you ? 960 00:59:46,180 --> 00:59:50,173 Day D-1, but I bought... jut got my driver license. 961 00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:52,655 Then you'll practice now. 962 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:55,328 You'll drive. And Mr is gonna sit in the dead seat. 963 00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:59,374 - No, women behind a wheel... - Shut up ! Follow me to the police station. 964 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:02,857 Very good. 965 01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:08,612 Better a good agreement than a bad trial, as they say. 966 01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:11,015 Indeed. 967 01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:14,451 But get fleeced by a fuzz, that's something else. 968 01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:17,898 Thanks. 969 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:47,336 a bourgeois is like a pig. The older... 970 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:49,974 Get your paws off of my seat, you ! 971 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,016 Where should I park here ? 972 01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:57,575 I'll park here and block everything. 973 01:00:57,780 --> 01:01:01,056 I'll move only if I want to. 974 01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:05,731 Godammit ! You see where the dosh goes. 975 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:08,773 That is not a residence, just a holiday centre. 976 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,337 Godammit... 977 01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:15,177 Like in the movies. 978 01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:19,972 You don't see me ? Don't see me ? 979 01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:24,778 You're sulking ? 980 01:01:24,980 --> 01:01:29,098 Don't. If they're not 200, you go back with me. 981 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:31,894 You're an extra. 982 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:34,694 As a precaution. For professionalism. 983 01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:39,089 We are fat professionals. That's it Come, come. 984 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,894 Don't do that. We have no style. 985 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,614 Come. Come, come now ... 986 01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:49,651 There's no "Oink ! Oink !". It's like that. 987 01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:52,294 I'm still the boss. 988 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:56,937 Stay with me. I don't know where we have to go. 989 01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:08,938 Goal ! 990 01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:11,097 Stay there, you! 991 01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:15,491 Dirty snot monkeys ! 992 01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:19,413 Go back in your caravan, dirty gipsy. 993 01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:21,815 Who's the beach's king, huh? 994 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:33,738 In your face, bastard ! 995 01:02:34,180 --> 01:02:36,694 What a cute pig ! It's a real one ? 996 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,573 No, an electrical one. Claudy Focan, pleased. 997 01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:42,214 - Slaughterhouse of Anderlecht's Director. - Fabienne Michiels. 998 01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:44,775 I've been lost for 2 hours in this hood. 999 01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:47,574 Your mom or your grandmother told me... 1000 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:51,409 To come to a white house with a red roof. But there's nothing else here. 1001 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:53,736 - Is it a council estate ? - No. 1002 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,976 I parked in front and watched the house. 1003 01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:58,694 Gray with a black roof. Repainted last night maybe ? 1004 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,937 Say, Nat, JC and you, it's serious ? 1005 01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:04,290 I mean... are you in love ? 1006 01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:07,378 What you actually see in him ? He is not a playboy. 1007 01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:10,453 He is unpredictable, shy... 1008 01:03:10,660 --> 01:03:14,255 very sensitive. I know, you can't see it, but ... 1009 01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:16,610 He still has a big mouth. 1010 01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:19,414 What's his job ? I don't understand. 1011 01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:22,852 He always has a lot of money, and he doesn't work. 1012 01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:25,495 - Don't tell me he's a thief. - No. 1013 01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:27,531 He takes the money where there is some. 1014 01:03:27,740 --> 01:03:30,129 Not just the money. These bikes, for example. 1015 01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:32,695 Don't tell those are rented. 1016 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,936 Not rented, but stolen, yes ! 1017 01:03:35,140 --> 01:03:38,689 If you rent a bike, there is always a yellow label 1018 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:42,210 with a brand like "Ren� renting" or "Carlos verhuur". 1019 01:03:42,420 --> 01:03:44,411 Nothing more than Eddy Merckx on ! 1020 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,930 Cheers ! And relax now. 1021 01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:50,210 It's the only thing I do. 1022 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:54,816 - What do you think about Stef ? - No more foursome, ok ? 1023 01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:57,898 Nadine, I am talking about Stef and you. 1024 01:03:59,780 --> 01:04:02,374 He is sweet, but he is not my type. 1025 01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:07,329 Nice pool. Should have taken my swimsuit. 1026 01:04:07,820 --> 01:04:10,334 - Your friend combed with a planer ? - How is it? 1027 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,576 Easy. 1028 01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:16,898 Hello ! I wanna blow you. This way. 1029 01:04:19,340 --> 01:04:21,774 Goddamn ! What a waste ! 1030 01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:26,576 And this guy put his paws on this ass. I'm sick of it. 1031 01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:29,135 Very nice body. Show me. 1032 01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:33,536 Curious to see what's under the panties. 1033 01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:38,496 Money has been made to see things. 1034 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:41,170 Think about it. I'm not left yet. 1035 01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:45,692 Not now, Greg ! I have things to do ! 1036 01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:48,494 I've also things to do. And it is just a birthday. 1037 01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:52,409 Can you help him with the pig ? 1038 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:55,851 - What pig ? - The pig ! Move ! 1039 01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:01,371 - You'll take the pig ? - It seems. 1040 01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:03,855 You are thick like a brake cable. The pig is heavier than you. 1041 01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:06,096 Where is the pig ? 1042 01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:08,655 In the silica, in my car. Yellow Silica. 1043 01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:12,819 On the left. The pig is in the trunk. 1044 01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:16,898 Thanks, chef. 1045 01:05:21,420 --> 01:05:24,969 I ordered a beer, not a Mozart. That's only 10 cl. 1046 01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:28,496 Goddamn ! 1047 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:32,973 Damn, my mom will kill me ! 1048 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:36,133 Where do I put the pig ? 1049 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:38,854 Nadine is really cute. 1050 01:05:39,340 --> 01:05:40,819 I like her smell. 1051 01:05:41,260 --> 01:05:43,455 She smells a bit like a baby's neck. 1052 01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:45,936 I am a little stressed for tonight. 1053 01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:49,928 Stop with your chemist's reasoning. You know 7 points like the back of your hand. 1054 01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:52,336 No, but seriously... 1055 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:55,137 I can not... 1056 01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:58,815 Although, I don't know if it's gonna work... 1057 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:01,979 I'm joking ! 1058 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:16,802 So you're Fabienne ? 1059 01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:19,203 And it's your birthday ? 1060 01:06:19,406 --> 01:06:21,362 Happy birthday, then. 1061 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:31,100 - You should eat asparagus. - Yeah ? 1062 01:06:35,246 --> 01:06:36,315 You're stupid or what ? 1063 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:39,324 Sorry, but I don't like when we touch my breasts. 1064 01:06:39,526 --> 01:06:41,084 It's just breasts ! 1065 01:06:41,886 --> 01:06:44,081 Damn, I'm gush bleeding ! 1066 01:06:44,686 --> 01:06:46,563 I am sick of it ! 1067 01:06:52,086 --> 01:06:55,317 'Night. What do you do up there ? 1068 01:06:55,806 --> 01:06:59,560 I take a picture of the eclipse. Apparently, we can see the stars. 1069 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,280 I'll let you know that the moon is behind you. 1070 01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:05,558 What aggressiveness, say ! Calm down, I did nothing wrong. 1071 01:07:05,766 --> 01:07:07,563 - I'm cool, brat. - There was no touching. 1072 01:07:08,046 --> 01:07:09,764 What are you waiting for ? 1073 01:07:09,966 --> 01:07:13,117 An other hick can get her. We don't have the whole night. 1074 01:07:13,326 --> 01:07:15,362 If you want to reach the G spot, you'll have to soak your swimsuit. 1075 01:07:15,566 --> 01:07:17,522 What do you think about Stef ? 1076 01:07:18,286 --> 01:07:19,924 He's not my type. 1077 01:07:20,126 --> 01:07:22,003 Looks like he always has the flu. 1078 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:24,436 If he talks, you hear only the consonants. 1079 01:07:26,046 --> 01:07:27,604 Go ! 1080 01:07:28,526 --> 01:07:30,482 I have to tell him everything ! 1081 01:07:30,926 --> 01:07:32,644 Bottom's up ! 1082 01:07:33,486 --> 01:07:36,796 I've never seen him without a glass in his hand. 1083 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,884 How is it ? 1084 01:07:41,086 --> 01:07:43,042 Come here, you. 1085 01:07:43,246 --> 01:07:46,477 What is your name ? You know, you're hot, you. 1086 01:07:48,206 --> 01:07:50,800 Well, I'll find my... 1087 01:07:51,006 --> 01:07:53,918 man, who's flirting with a whore. 1088 01:08:05,846 --> 01:08:07,518 Stop it ! What are you doing? 1089 01:08:08,846 --> 01:08:10,996 Ever seen you when you're drunk ? 1090 01:08:11,206 --> 01:08:13,162 Beware, you'll fall in the water. 1091 01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:15,405 Damn ! He did it ! 1092 01:08:33,006 --> 01:08:34,962 What is he doing at the bottom of the pool ? 1093 01:08:40,686 --> 01:08:43,644 What is she waiting ? Dive now ! 1094 01:08:43,846 --> 01:08:45,677 I don't know him... 1095 01:09:40,446 --> 01:09:43,358 - Here it is. - Is this your school ? 1096 01:09:50,526 --> 01:09:52,562 See you then. 1097 01:09:55,086 --> 01:09:57,441 I had a very good night. 1098 01:10:05,246 --> 01:10:07,362 You don't want to kiss me ? 1099 01:10:08,286 --> 01:10:10,004 What ? 1100 01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:14,238 I wanted to know if you'd like to kiss me, because... 1101 01:10:14,846 --> 01:10:17,280 because I really want to kiss you. 1102 01:10:20,206 --> 01:10:22,083 Me too. 1103 01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:57,202 Call me. 1104 01:11:10,606 --> 01:11:14,315 Listen, you've been assaulted 15 times in three weeks. 1105 01:11:14,486 --> 01:11:17,159 By a psychopath, rich kids... 1106 01:11:17,366 --> 01:11:19,721 In short, a real national relentlessness ! 1107 01:11:20,686 --> 01:11:24,076 According to me, it's the moment to reassess yourself. 1108 01:11:24,286 --> 01:11:27,995 Because everyone agree to say... 1109 01:11:28,286 --> 01:11:31,039 that's a little bit your fault. 1110 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:33,840 So I'll give you a friend's contact details. 1111 01:11:34,046 --> 01:11:36,879 He's psychologist. That is not a swear word. 1112 01:11:37,086 --> 01:11:38,917 I think he can help you. 1113 01:11:39,126 --> 01:11:42,038 His name is Dimitri. Winners. Not like you. 1114 01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:43,915 I want my mommy ! 1115 01:11:44,126 --> 01:11:47,277 Does anyone know what a scourge is ? 1116 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:52,001 No raised hands ? 1117 01:11:55,806 --> 01:11:58,639 Does anyone notice something ? 1118 01:12:00,006 --> 01:12:01,837 Nobody ? 1119 01:12:02,366 --> 01:12:04,482 Last week... 1120 01:12:04,686 --> 01:12:07,439 Everyone remembers the museum tour. 1121 01:12:07,806 --> 01:12:09,762 In the road accident's museum. 1122 01:12:11,246 --> 01:12:14,079 Well, I want... 1123 01:12:15,246 --> 01:12:17,282 from the bottom of my heart... 1124 01:12:17,886 --> 01:12:19,842 Apologize. 1125 01:12:20,206 --> 01:12:21,924 Honestly ! 1126 01:12:22,366 --> 01:12:24,084 Kids... 1127 01:12:24,366 --> 01:12:26,243 tell you how much... 1128 01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:27,959 I love you ! 1129 01:12:28,366 --> 01:12:29,879 Because I... 1130 01:12:30,286 --> 01:12:32,720 I was not in my... 1131 01:12:33,006 --> 01:12:35,520 Let's say... normal. 1132 01:12:36,126 --> 01:12:38,242 I know it... 1133 01:12:38,446 --> 01:12:40,562 must have been terrible. 1134 01:12:42,766 --> 01:12:44,324 Especially for you, Candy... 1135 01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:46,244 Charlotte ! 1136 01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:56,241 Because of that ! 1137 01:12:56,446 --> 01:12:57,640 The dope ! 1138 01:12:59,006 --> 01:13:00,724 Dope... 1139 01:13:00,926 --> 01:13:03,042 is a scourge ! 1140 01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:07,043 I've never felt something so intense. 1141 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,641 While we were making love, she was staring at me with her large Labrador eyes. 1142 01:13:10,846 --> 01:13:14,919 I know ! You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 1143 01:13:15,126 --> 01:13:17,686 I think she's never been fucked like that. 1144 01:13:17,886 --> 01:13:21,595 I'm not boasting about that. She cried afterwards. 1145 01:13:22,446 --> 01:13:24,641 This is a classic, man ! 1146 01:13:25,006 --> 01:13:27,361 After all the drug problems she lived... 1147 01:13:27,566 --> 01:13:29,682 and those threesomes. 1148 01:13:31,486 --> 01:13:33,124 You mean ... the gangbang ? 1149 01:13:33,566 --> 01:13:37,195 I am proud of you, Stef. Right to the G spot. 1150 01:13:37,406 --> 01:13:40,876 - Don't forget to thank me ! - Thanks, JC ! 1151 01:13:41,086 --> 01:13:42,883 You're welcome, mate. 1152 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,963 Good. 1153 01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:47,521 You can buy a dog now. 1154 01:13:47,726 --> 01:13:50,638 I've spotted a house in the countryside. 1155 01:13:50,846 --> 01:13:53,076 You need nobody to move, uh ? 1156 01:14:22,046 --> 01:14:24,082 You don't want children ? 1157 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:30,162 You want to eat rabbit tonight ? 1158 01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:33,517 - Rabbit ? It's so good ! - Yes, with carrots ! 1159 01:14:33,999 --> 01:14:37,800 The problem is that we never find the courage to kill them. 1160 01:14:37,646 --> 01:14:40,558 Say, JC, can you do it ? 1161 01:14:40,766 --> 01:14:43,917 Sure. Just have to ask. My pleasure. I don't have my cutter but it's fine. 1162 01:14:44,126 --> 01:14:47,596 I will skin the rabbit, but not the carrots. 1163 01:14:50,366 --> 01:14:53,199 The most important... 1164 01:14:53,886 --> 01:14:56,320 is to hit it hard on the head. 1165 01:14:56,526 --> 01:14:58,562 Without hesitation ! Like that ! 1166 01:14:59,206 --> 01:15:01,595 After you have to take off his pyjama... 1167 01:15:01,806 --> 01:15:04,639 and I can even make a hood for your girl. 1168 01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:07,681 Sensitive souls, close your eyes now. 1169 01:15:07,886 --> 01:15:09,763 Goodbye, rabbit ! 1170 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:50,715 It's not classy to let you travel in my trunk. 1171 01:15:50,926 --> 01:15:53,759 If I was Robbie Williams, I'd do it differently. 1172 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:57,163 Believe me or not... Vanessa. 90588