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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:04,253 Step practice will move from 3:00 to 3:30 this Thursday, 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:05,880 this Thursday only. 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:08,799 After that, normal time practice. 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,511 Hey, when exactly was the last time Ava did announcements? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,137 Never. Said it was boring. 6 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,305 Can't say I disagree. 7 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:16,349 Well, they still need to be shared. 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:20,853 Yeah, like December 2021 to June 2022. 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,104 Oh. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,023 Show your report card at Hoagie Hole 11 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,983 and get a free button. 12 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,445 That place got shut down. 13 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,906 Hoagie Hole has been shut down. 14 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,784 I repeat, Hoagie Hole has been shut down. 15 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,912 Do not go there. 16 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,748 After removing Ava from her position, 17 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,084 the district asked me to fill in as interim principal. 18 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,795 It's only temporary, I'm not trying to take over, 19 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,881 but while here, I will be doing things a bit differently. 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,094 That wraps up the morning announcements. 21 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:57,223 And hey, the most important thing to remember? 22 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,850 Learn something today and have fun doing it. 23 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,942 ...Captions by Verbit... 24 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,202 She's here. She's here. 25 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,954 Hello, current employees. 26 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,330 Gorgeous former employee stopping by 27 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,623 to pick up some stuff I left. 28 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,166 Ava, what a surprise to see you, 29 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,418 since Dia definitely didn't tell us you were coming. 30 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,711 Mnh-mnh. 31 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,504 You need a badge. 32 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,175 Okay, Dia. Clocked. 33 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:36,095 Well, you look great. 34 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,098 Refreshed. Glowing, even. 35 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,599 Like a... Like a painting come to life. 36 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,310 Real quick, you may have noticed 37 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,145 that I am interim principal, 38 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,521 but it is only temporary. 39 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,273 I'm not trying to swoop in and take over or anything. 40 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,900 Don't believe him, Ava. It's a coup. 41 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,778 Well, it's only been two days, but... 42 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,488 yes, I do look amazing. 43 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,990 Well, what have you been up to? 44 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,700 A-And... And how are you? 45 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,119 And honestly, I never use this word, 46 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,580 but it is so stupid that they fired you. 47 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,081 Girl, I'm good. 48 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,334 Abbott was never my primary source of income. 49 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,836 Now I have time for my far more lucrative side hustles. 50 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,005 I even put some feelers out into the public speaking circuit 51 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,465 since my Ed Talk did so well. 52 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,008 Yeah. That's very smart. Awesome. 53 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,259 Awesome. Good for you. Very smart. 54 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,261 Well, I am still planning to fix this. 55 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,929 I'm going down to the district later today. 56 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,431 Mkay, girl. 57 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,725 Dia, I'm expecting a box of blank t-shirts, 58 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,728 designer labels, and a sewing kit to be delivered here. 59 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,813 It was already en route when I got fired. 60 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,315 Resend it to that address. 61 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,608 Who's paying for this? 62 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,485 Alright, y'all, it was a pleasure to see me, 63 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,820 but I'm out. 64 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,324 Ah... She took the damn badge. 65 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,784 I just want to thank you all 66 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:42,078 for bearing with me these last two classes 67 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,330 while I develop the lesson plan. 68 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,123 - You're welcome. - You're welcome. 69 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,959 Barbara and I work the same hours, 70 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,920 so I never get to watch her cook. 71 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,838 So when I heard she was teaching music after school, 72 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,882 I immediately asked her if I could sit in, 73 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,258 you know, when I'm free. 74 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,303 No, I don't remember that conversation. 75 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,347 I'm so happy that you are all here 76 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:05,017 to learn about the gift that is music. 77 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:09,146 And let's begin with... the fundamentals. 78 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,564 Of course. 79 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,609 So everybody, please just put down your kazoos. 80 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,569 Pick up your paper, your pencils. 81 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,737 Can I borrow a pencil? Yeah. 82 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,947 And let's get to work. 83 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,740 Wait, I don't get to drum? 84 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:20,991 Yeah, I thought we were singing. 85 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,410 No, no, no, no, you are gonna be drumming, 86 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,704 and we will be singing, after we learn... 87 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,623 the fundamentals. 88 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,209 So let's begin with scales. 89 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,003 Mrs. Howard, are we gonna learn how to make a song go viral? 90 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,422 - Yeah. - Yeah. 91 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,466 Ooh. Do you know the first person to ever go viral? 92 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,719 Yes. Jesus. 93 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,307 Yes, but what about the second? 94 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,684 James Brown! 95 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,102 I knew it. 96 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:51,230 Mm-hmm. And do you know how he did it? 97 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,650 By learning the fundamentals. 98 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:58,529 The fun-da-mentals. 99 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,282 Hey, dingbat, how's it feel to get off the bench? 100 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,075 Oh, I'm... Yeah, I don't care. 101 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,828 Listen, I got a kid who just developed an allergy to garlic, 102 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,872 poor thing. So I got to put it in her file. 103 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,665 Oh, okay. Um, it may take me a second. 104 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,834 Ava rearranged her files recently. 105 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,002 What's the student's name? 106 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,378 Lateria Newton. 107 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,088 Newton, Newton, Newton... "N." 108 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,923 Uh, Natalie Anderson, 109 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,634 blood vs. water, 1. Newton. 110 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,345 Okay, uh... 111 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:27,933 Michele Fitzgerald, Brain vs. Brawn vs. Beauty, 6. 112 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,643 What? Dia, do you know 113 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:33,022 if Ava changed the filing system when she rearranged? 114 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:33,939 I thought she organized everything 115 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,649 based on a hot dad scale. 116 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,694 Yeah, apparently, the dad scale was too easy to decode. 117 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,446 Perfect. 118 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,282 Um... I'll let you know when I find it. 119 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,950 Okey-dokey. 120 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,579 Sure hope today's lunch ain't Italian. 121 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,540 Yesterday, I went to the district to speak to H.R. 122 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,126 on Ava's behalf, but Warren wasn't available, 123 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,711 which is great 'cause he hates me. 124 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,839 So I left a message for Manny, got some info from a stranger. 125 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,883 Called Ava. Didn't answer, not abnormal. 126 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:04,261 Got her address from Dia, and now I'm on the way to her house. 127 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,096 Kind of excited. 128 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:09,058 I haven't been there before. 129 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,023 Janine, what are you doing here? 130 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,983 Oh, um, well, it was important, 131 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,360 and I wanted to talk to you face to face, 132 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,196 so I came to this address you gave... 133 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,614 Is this your house? 134 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,699 This is my premium P.O. box. 135 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,952 Do you think I would give any of you my home address? 136 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,288 Well, I just talked to some people at the district, 137 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,165 and there is a chance at getting you an appeal. 138 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,459 Oof. Beg for my job back 139 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,002 and give them a chance to fire me twice? 140 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,505 Well, it's not ideal, but we don't have a ton of options. 141 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,423 Okay, well... maybe. 142 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,175 Right now, though, I got to rehearse. 143 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,135 I just found out someone dropped out of a Teb Talk 144 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,596 that's happening on Thursday, so they called me in to do it. 145 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,058 Wow. That's so cool, Ava. 146 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,771 Did she say Teb Talk? 147 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,198 Hey! Did you say Teb Talk? 148 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,450 Teb. Tebias Talks. 149 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,035 Only suckers still listen to Ted. 150 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,453 And that's a real thing? 151 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,831 It's at the airport Luxury Inn, conference room L. 152 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,666 So, yeah, it's real. 153 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,168 Okay, listen, I really think we should pursue this appeal. 154 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,920 Okay, sure, whatever. 155 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,881 File your little appeal, I gotta go. 156 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,008 Hey, Lexus, play Ava Flav's 157 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,218 "Ooh, She Serious About That Paper" playlist. 158 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,348 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 159 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,434 So you might ask, 160 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:37,313 "How do I know if it's a minor or a major scale?" 161 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,356 By looking at the... 162 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,483 Third note. 163 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,611 Yes! Barbara: Fun-damentals. 164 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,779 Fun-damentals. Fun, fun, fun, fun-damentals. 165 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,615 Exactly. 166 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,534 Men, men, men, mentals. 167 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,412 W-What is that? Duh. 168 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,081 Fun-damentals. Fun-damentals. 169 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,958 I think if I catch the algo just right, 170 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,835 this song might take off. 171 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,879 Men, men, mentals. 172 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,089 Song? Honey, that is not a song. 173 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,300 That is a collection of noises. 174 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,093 Aren't all songs just collections of noises? 175 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,887 No. Shemar. No, they are not. 176 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,347 And is this what you've been doing 177 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,307 when you're supposed to be taking notes in class? 178 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,850 We were just trying to make a cool song. 179 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,560 Hmm, no, you weren't. 180 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,147 You were mocking me with my own beautiful voice. Mm. 181 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,901 Jacob, if you cannot hum 182 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:28,155 on pitch, please do not hum at all. 183 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,033 This feels... not about me. 184 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:34,161 Uh, everything okay, girl? 185 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,663 How's... How's class going? 186 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,955 Terribly. 187 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,708 They have taken a recording of my voice, 188 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:43,420 chopped it, skewed it, and Lucy Liu'd it into oblivion. 189 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,798 Well, yeah. I teach kids that age all day, 190 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,341 and it can be rough. 191 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,344 They're just not interested in learning the funda... 192 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,887 The building blocks. 193 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,682 You are a great teacher, and they are lucky to have you. 194 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,518 Maybe just meet them where they are. 195 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,769 You know, try teaching them 196 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,773 the funda-building blocks on their terms. 197 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,985 You're right, Jacob. 198 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,655 I am a great teacher. 199 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,741 Hmm? Yeah? And... and what about the other stuff I said? 200 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,201 Baby, I didn't hear a word. 201 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,037 I'm gonna have to figure this out on my own. 202 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,664 Yeah. 203 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,208 What the hell are you doing? 204 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,127 Oh... I don't have your file, okay?! 205 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,671 Ava's system makes zero sense. 206 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,756 She's got third graders next to first graders 207 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,341 next to fifth graders next to seventh graders. 208 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,135 It's nuts! Did you try talking to Ava? 209 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,053 I called. I sent messages. 210 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,930 Nothing. She's not responding to anything. 211 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,891 Hey, does the name Boston Rob mean anything to you? 212 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,977 I am a warm-blooded, mostly straight woman 213 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,770 who was alive in 2003. 214 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,480 Of course the name Boston Rob means something to me. 215 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,983 Well, he is on multiple kids' files. 216 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,901 "Boston Rob, Redemption Island, 6." 217 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,279 Okay, so her system's clearly based off the show "Survivor," 218 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,157 but you probably already figured that out. 219 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,701 Yeah. Okay, Dante is in second grade, 220 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,578 not sixth. Do you watch "Survivor"? 221 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,538 Yeah, no, my husband got it in the divorce. 222 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,789 That's how I got the house. 223 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,334 "Sandra Diaz-Twine, Pearl Islands, 2." 224 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,919 All of Ava's files are labeled like that. 225 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,757 Hey, hey, maybe the number is not the grade. 226 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,675 Maybe it's the episode. 227 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,510 O-Okay, then what are you doing? Okay. 228 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:17,389 I think we got to watch all of "Survivor" to crack her code. 229 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,975 Okay. Well, it shouldn't be too hard. 230 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,852 How many episodes can there be? 231 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,730 Ooh. Uh, okay. 232 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,607 Um, I got to take this, 233 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,777 so just keep... being well-behaved little angels. 234 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,613 Okay. Be right back. 235 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,906 Hey, Manny. 236 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,324 Thanks for getting back to me. 237 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,659 For sure. So, I pulled some strings 238 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,578 and got you and Ava time to plead your case 239 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,954 to the powers that be. 240 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,040 That is amazing. Thank you so much. 241 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,292 Of course. But listen, 242 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,085 I'd advise you to not get your hopes up. 243 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,671 I-I've never seen cases like this overturned. 244 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,051 Well, that's because you never had Janine Teagues on the case. 245 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:58,138 Um, still very much an uphill endeavor. 246 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,390 Mountains are only as steep 247 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:04,228 as the angle from which you look at... them. 248 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,771 For sure. 249 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,023 I'm gonna call Ava. 250 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,028 You've reached Ava. 251 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,404 If you're a former member of the Golden State Warriors, 252 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,323 you need to move on! 253 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,826 Everyone else, just text me. 254 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,411 I'm just gonna text her. 255 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:24,039 Alright, everybody, now eyes up here. 256 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,751 Oh. Don't mind me. I am not here, okay? 257 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,587 I'm just a bug on the wall, witnessing the expert tutelage 258 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,881 of this century's greatest educator. 259 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,967 Chill, bro. Barbara: Alright, now, 260 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,220 while I might not love the way it's being shown, 261 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:42,432 I love that you're all so excited about music. 262 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:46,478 And so today, we are going to harness that excitement. 263 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,771 Are we gonna play instruments? 264 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,897 Nope. Better. 265 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:49,940 Yo, we're singing? 266 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,734 No, even better than that. 267 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,695 I want you to pick your favorite song. 268 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,197 Oh, easy. "Fade Into You," Mazzy Star. 269 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,784 I'm gonna cry just thinking about it. 270 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,536 Dude. What? 271 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,912 What's your favorite song? 272 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,248 "Whatchu Kno About Me." ♪ Ugh, ugh ♪ 273 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,667 Fantastic. I want you all to go home 274 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,421 and pick your "Whatchu Kno About Me"s, ugh, ugh. 275 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,881 Then I want you to write down 276 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,966 how does the song make you feel. 277 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,845 Then I want you to research the song's chord progressions 278 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,889 to present to class tomorrow. 279 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,141 Mrs. Howard, what are chord progressions? 280 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,060 Why, I'm so glad you asked. 281 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,313 Chord progressions. 282 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,189 Loved ones, you might want to keep an ear in on... 283 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,191 How has Jeff Probst not aged? 284 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,943 Melissa, we have 47 seasons to get through. 285 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,445 You cannot keep pausing it. 286 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,697 Hey, have either of you guys heard from Ava? 287 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,033 If I had, would I still be watching 288 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,119 a bunch of starving men run around in saggy boxers? 289 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,080 I don't know what you're into. Jacob's got some weird stories. 290 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,665 No, we haven't heard anything. 291 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,752 ...on this. The winning pair will board a plane 292 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,921 and be flown to a neighboring island, 293 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,756 where you will experience the blowhole. Wait. 294 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,800 I'm brilliant. Plane, airport, hotel. 295 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,803 Mel, baby, grab your things. We're going to the airport. 296 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,555 Use more words. I can tell you about it in the car. 297 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,057 We just... We need to go. Okay, you're not the only one 298 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,642 on a time crunch here, Janine. 299 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,686 We're not just sitting here watching TV for the fun of it. 300 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,148 Listen to your loved ones. They must then... 301 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,441 Guys, turn the show off! Hmm? Oh. 302 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,817 Turn the show off. Yeah, um... 303 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,527 Yeah, come on, let's go. Yeah. Come on, Melissa. 304 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,613 Okay. Okay. I'm going. Go ahead. You got it. 305 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,448 I'm going. Yeah. 306 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,991 Come on. Alright. You want some more of that love? 307 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,284 Yes. Gregory! 308 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,413 Class, I am so excited 309 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,416 to hear the songs you have picked. 310 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,961 So, who wants to go first? 311 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,253 Well, to challenge myself, 312 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,089 I actually went with my second-favorite song, 313 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,049 which is, of course, a 21-way tie 314 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,842 between every song on the "Nightmare Before Christmas" 315 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,177 soundtrack. Jacob? 316 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,889 It's not just your time you're wasting. 317 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,392 Shemar, why don't you go first? 318 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,143 Oh, I didn't do it. 319 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,561 Excuse me? You gave us homework 320 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,105 in an extracurricular class. 321 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,856 I barely do my actual homework. 322 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,733 But you did sign up to learn music. 323 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,235 Or am I mistaken? 324 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,570 I mean, I kind of just wanted to hang out and have fun. 325 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,073 Yeah. I thought we'd at least get to play music, 326 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,616 but we just been taking notes. 327 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,868 Okay, Sylvie, so I guess 328 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,787 you didn't do the assignment, either. 329 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,788 Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. 330 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,164 You know what? 331 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,835 Jacob, you are in charge of class today, 332 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,754 because I will not be expending any more energy 333 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,090 where it is not appreciated. 334 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,926 Thank you. 335 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,224 Ava. Hey. 336 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,601 What are y'all doing here? This is a ticketed event. 337 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,187 Well, you didn't text me back. I never text you back. 338 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,064 You didn't text any of us back. Statement still applies. 339 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,649 Cool. So, about your filing system... 340 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,860 Uh-uh-uh. I talked to Manny 341 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,362 and secured some time for you to plead your case to the district, 342 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,531 so we should get started preparing immediately. 343 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,699 I can't do that right now. 344 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,908 If we're gonna get your job back, 345 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,285 we need an airtight argument. 346 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,162 And to nail that, we really need to get started. 347 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,330 Hey, bobblehead, give me a second. 348 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,790 I literally have a job to do right now. 349 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,042 Excuse me. 350 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,837 Wait, Ava, what... 351 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,297 What am I missing? I mean, she... 352 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,757 she should be excited about this. 353 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,300 Maybe she's still in shock. 354 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,010 I mean, she is in a two and a half star hotel right now. 355 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,888 Yeah, there was no valet. She parked her own car. 356 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,140 This woman is clearly in crisis. 357 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,266 You know what? Maybe we should go in. 358 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,018 Maybe we should show her some support. 359 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,520 Um, and be the only people in the audience? 360 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,814 Yeah, hard pass. No, I'm with Janine on this. 361 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,857 It's the right thing to do, man. 362 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,526 Mm-hmm. Come on. 363 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,612 Alright. 364 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,988 Ladies and gentlemen, 365 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,574 our next speaker is a former principal 366 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,159 who chose to step down 367 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,620 in order to spend more time helping her community. 368 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,039 Someone who took a school from the bottom 1% 369 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,832 and brought it to the double digits! 370 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,627 Put your hands together for entrepreneur, 371 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:45,008 philanthropist, and life coach Ava Coleman! 372 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,013 Are you ready? 373 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,935 Success. Money. Your wildest dreams. 374 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,063 Whoo! Good afternoon, lost people. 375 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,190 Your compass is here. 376 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,571 Do you feel that? 377 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,117 And as a principal, nay, an educator. 378 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,785 I've always told the children 379 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:16,331 they can achieve whatever they want in life. 380 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,668 And the same goes for you. 381 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:24,714 Where's my hype man? Y'all deserve some t-shirts! 382 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,593 Who's cold? 383 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,596 Oh, my God. Mr. Johnson? 384 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,265 Why do all audiences love t-shirts? 385 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,391 I don't know. Give that to me. 386 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,143 Give it! Give it! 387 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,687 You. What's your name? 388 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,230 Leah Smalls. 389 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,440 And what do you want this year, Leah? 390 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,693 Well, I-I'd really like to find my soulmate, 391 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,945 but no one's ever loved me. 392 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,073 Well, Leah, I used to work with a little annoying woman 393 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,867 who thought she'd end up alone. 394 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,451 Hey. She found someone. 395 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,537 I knew a slight man. 396 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,415 Edamame arms. He found someone. 397 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,958 Now, why would she say that about Jacob? 398 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,794 I knew a redhead with a bangin' body 399 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,797 and a stank attitude. 400 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,132 She's as happy as a clam! 401 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,717 She ain't lying. 402 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,968 So I promise you, 403 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,762 whatever you want to achieve in life, 404 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:16,016 it's possible! 405 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:21,688 Who wants another t-shirt?! 406 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,067 Ava! Ava! Ava! Ava! 407 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,530 "Fundamentals. Fun, da..." 408 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,490 I mean, it is a pretty catchy tune. 409 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,451 All my students have been singing it in class 410 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,620 instead of paying attention to me. 411 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,830 I guess it is kind of an earworm. 412 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,499 Just wish it had more build. 413 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,501 Well, then maybe you could help them with that. 414 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,837 I mean, you love music. They love music. 415 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,132 I really think there's a way for this to work. 416 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,261 You're an amazing teacher, Barbara. 417 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,971 Thank you, baby. What was that you were saying? 418 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:58,475 Have you considered showing them what the song needs 419 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,269 in order to make it better? 420 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,022 Seriously? 421 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,151 I heard you. I'm considering. 422 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,196 They say the only way out is through. 423 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,867 I say the only way forward is to let go of what was, 424 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,369 even if it's hard. 425 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,912 Embrace the unknown. 426 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:22,874 Go forward, and you just might surprise yourself. 427 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,669 So gather up your jackets. 428 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,005 Move it to the exits. I hope you found a friend. 429 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,716 Closing time. Every new beginning 430 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,511 comes from some other beginning's end. 431 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,806 Thank you! Good night! 432 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,140 Oh, you're welcome. 433 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,893 Hey. Ah. Hey. 434 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,353 That was incredible. 435 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,438 I mean, who knew this was such a big deal? 436 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,607 Y'doi. Conference room L, 437 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,818 L standing for the largest conference room they have. 438 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,610 Ah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 439 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,112 Oh, okay, yeah. 440 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,239 You know what? 441 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,700 Maybe we shouldn't beg for your job back. 442 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,660 You got a good thing going here. 443 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,913 And I think I was the one who was having trouble 444 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,249 processing you leaving. 445 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,043 Maybe I just need to move forward. 446 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,130 I think I'm just really going to miss you. 447 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:14,175 Well, who wouldn't, kids meal? 448 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,261 What do you two want? So, about your filing system. 449 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,929 I feel like I almost have it figured out. 450 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,848 Does the immunity idol have anything 451 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,766 to do with the kids' vaccinations? 452 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,310 Oh, no. It's simple. 453 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,186 Each file has one highlighted letter 454 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,064 under the player and season. So last name, first letter 455 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,108 is highlighted under "Survivor" player, 456 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,193 first name, first letter in the season. 457 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,946 Okay. What about the episode number? 458 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,323 Oh, those are the bus routes. 459 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,450 70% of the time when you pull a kid's file, 460 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,410 it's to alert the parents to some bus issue. 461 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,454 So just cross-reference that with the bus chart 462 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,205 and boom, there's your file. 463 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,207 Uh-huh. Wow. Huh. That's, um... 464 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,542 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 465 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,835 Okay. Thank you. 466 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,627 You're welcome. Goodbye. 467 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,004 Bye. Oh. 468 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,339 Thank you. Okay, well, I guess 469 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,257 this is adios. Mm-hmm. 470 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,135 But I really hope it's hasta luego. 471 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,972 I tell you one thing I won't miss is you speaking Spanish. 472 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,852 Can I have your autograph, please? 473 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,358 ♪ Fun-damentals, fun, fun ♪ 474 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,069 I think it needs more bass. ♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ 475 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,779 I think it needs more of a vibe. 476 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,865 Am I right in guessing that your song did not catapult you 477 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,117 to superstardom overnight? 478 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,952 Not yet. We know you think it's bad... 479 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,456 It's not bad. It's actually quite catchy. 480 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,084 Have you tried giving it a stronger build? 481 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,919 You know, like, here's an example. 482 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,797 It's called a diatonic chord progression. 483 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,298 Here you go. 484 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,219 Oh, that's hard. 485 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,638 Oh. You said that like a compliment, 486 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,681 so I will take it as such. 487 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,601 I'm so used to teaching the younger ones the basics 488 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,479 that I forgot that the older ones, 489 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,691 they need to know why they're learning. 490 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,360 Hit it, baby! 491 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,821 ♪Fun-damentals, fun-damentals ♪ 492 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,782 ♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun-damentals ♪ 493 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,118 ♪ Men, men, men, mentals ♪ Hear the chord progression? 494 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,537 Hear it? I-I love it. 495 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,373 ♪ Duh ♪ 496 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,709 Ooh. Wonderful. That's wonderful. 497 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,506 Alright, alright. Great job. 498 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,717 And I will see you all tomorrow. 499 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,263 Yes. 500 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,515 Hey, Mrs. Howard. That was fun, 501 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,016 but I still want to keep learning music your way 502 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,059 if that's cool. 503 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,437 Of course it is, August. 504 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,688 Thank you. 505 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,816 Bye. Bye. 506 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,614 N. N-L. N-L. Okay, Cerie Tiffany Fields, 507 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,658 capital N in Tiffany, 508 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,535 big L in Island. L. Yes? 509 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,120 "N" comma "L." 510 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,247 Lateria Newton. Lateria Newton! 511 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,957 So, Ava's filing system is genius. 512 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,585 Um, I pride myself on my organizational prowess, 513 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,046 but, uh, I'm about to go reorganize my desktop. 514 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,673 Oh, my God! I hate to interrupt 515 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,342 whatever this is, but I need Nate Wilson's file. 516 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,094 Nate Wilson! Nate Wilson. Nate Wilson! Nate Wilson. 517 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,471 Okay, Nate Wilson, Nate Wilson, 518 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,555 Nate Wilson, Nate Wilson. Dig deep, Melissa. 519 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,265 Come on. Come on. Okay. Nate Wilson! Number 9. 520 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,641 9. Bus 9.9, 9, 9. 521 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,143 There it is. You got it. Here's 9. Here's 9. 522 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,937 Okay. Nate Wilson. W. Big W. 523 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,899 Yul Kwon, Cook Islands, 9. 524 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,485 Big W, big N... Nate Wilson. 525 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,527 Nate Wilson! 526 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,779 Whoo! Damn, I'm having a blast! 527 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,988 What a rush. 528 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,574 Give me another one, Dia! 39190

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