Original subtitles

OK, LET'S DO IT.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[HORN HONKS]

10-4, 20-WILLIAM-12.

WE HAVE YOU EASTBOUND, 14 FREEWAY, IN PURSUIT OF TANKER TRUCK.

BACKUP IS AVAILABLE.

AIR UNIT 3 IS IN THE AREA.

I SEE HIM, BUT I CAN HANDLE THIS MYSELF.

THIS IS AIR UNIT 3. FORGET IT, TANGO.

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. DROP BACK.

DROP DEAD. I'VE BEEN ON THIS CASE FOR 3 MONTHS.

I'M GOING AROUND.

[HONK]

[SIREN]

WE'RE OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION, TANGO.

COUNTY SHERIFF AND CHP ARE ON THEIR WAY.

WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO, DO IT NOW. GOOD LUCK!

THANKS. OVER.

JESUS! SHIT!

THIS GUY'S CRAZY.

SHIT!

JESUS!

UHH! AAH!

GLAD YOU COULD DROP IN.

YOU LIKE JEWELRY?

FUCK YOU.

I PREFER BLONDES.

[SIREN]

DO THE HONORS.

SHIT.

RAY.

HEY, CAPTAIN.

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?

JUST LETTING THE LOCALS DO THEIR THING.

YOU BLEW OUT THE WINDOW TO THIS TRUCK... I KNOW.

YOU GOT TWO GUYS LYING I KNOW. ON THE ROAD...

FEDERAL HIGHWAY AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION. THAT'S TRUE.

SO WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

I HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT THIS TRUCK.

WHAT ABOUT THIS TRUCK?

IT'S NOT A TRUCK.

IT'S A GAS TRUCK.

NO. IT'S A MAJOR MOVING VIOLATION.

DID YOU CHECK THE FIRST PANEL?

IT'S FULL OF GAS, SIR.

WE CHECKED THE WHOLE TRUCK, ASSHOLE.

THERE'S NOTHING IN IT,

AND YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, BIG CITY BOY.

I WANT YOUR BADGE, I WANT YOUR WEAPON, I WANT YOUR ASS!

WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?

HE THINKS HE'S RAMBO.

RAMBO IS A PUSSY.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S SNOWING.

ANYBODY WANT TO GET HIGH?

I'LL BE DAMNED.

NOT BAD FOR A CITY GUY.

[HONKING]

COME ON.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

[HONK]

RAY TANGO. HE'S DONE IT TO US AGAIN.

IF IT ISN'T TANGO, IT'S CASH.

TANGO AND CASH, CASH AND TANGO.

THESE TWO COPS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

I AGREE. I WOULD LIKE TO HANDLE THIS MYSELF, MR. PERRET.

NO. WE WILL HANDLE IT.

NO. NOT THAT WAY.

I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.

HEY, CASH!

HI, JUANITA.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T ARMANI WITH A BADGE.

HA HA HA!

ALL RIGHT!

[ENGINE STARTS]

LOOK OUT!

POLICE BUSINESS!

HEY, THIS IS MY CAR.

MOVE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS MY CAR!

HOW SHOULD I GET BACK?

SON OF A BITCH.

OH! OH!

OH! OH!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, ACE?

GOT A LITTLE HEADACHE?

YOU CRAZY GUY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CAR?

I BELIEVE IN PERESTROIKA!

WELCOME TO AMERICA.

HEY, TANGO, SAW YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER.

HEY.

NICE SUIT.

THANKS.

GOOD MORNING.

HEY, RAY.

YEAH.

LOOK AT THIS.

BLIND LUCK. HMM.

HEY, RAY.

YEAH.

CATHERINE'S IN YOUR OFFICE.

OH, THAT'S GREAT!

CATHERINE, YOU JUST DON'T TAKE OFF

ON THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT. IT'S--

WHAT, ILLOGICAL?

VERY. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

I'LL ONLY BE GONE A MONTH OR TWO.

IN 2 MONTHS, YOU BUILD A HOUSE,

NOT TAKE A VACATION.

A DANCE TOUR IS NOT A VACATION.

AND BESIDES, I JUST WANT TO GET AWAY.

AWAY? YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED

RIGHT HERE IN THIS TOWN.

GRIME, CRIME, AND SLIME. NO, THANKS.

I'D REALLY RATHER BE OUT OF HERE.

THEN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE PHONE NUMBERS

WHERE I CAN REACH YOU, OK?

WHY DON'T I JUST CALL YOU?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME?

HMM.

CATHERINE, IF YOU'RE FEELING STRESSED, DON'T RUN AWAY.

STAY HERE, AND WE CAN DEAL WITH THIS TOGETHER.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY.

I JUST FEEL I NEED SOME TIME ALONE, OK?

AND I PROMISE, LIEUTENANT,

THAT I WILL BE A GOOD GIRL.

THERE IT IS. THE KEY WORD--GOOD.

SEE, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE GOING TO BE THIS GOOD GIRL

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU,

AUTOMATICALLY I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE BAD.

THERE--YES?

RAY, WHAT'S A MARGIN CALL?

WHY? YOUR STOCKBROKER'S ON LINE 3.

SAYS IT'S URGENT.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. DON'T LEAVE.

YEAH?

HOLD ON. CATHERINE.

LOOK, I'M SORRY. I HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH.

CATHERINE, DON'T GO.

THINK POSITIVE.

SHIT.

HARVEY, YEAH!

YEAH, IT'S ME. SURE.

GOOD THING YOU HAD YOUR VEST ON, CASH.

HARDLY NEED IT WITH THESE--

HALF LOAD, SOFT LEAD SLUGS.

THIS GUY WAS REALLY SLOPPY.

OH, BOY. LOOK AT THIS, WILL YOU?

THIS SHIRT COST ME 9 BUCKS.

GET ME A NEW VEST, WILL YOU, TOM?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! PIZZA!

HEY, WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH MY GUN?

THE SIGHT'S SHIFTED ON IT.

MAYBE YOU DROPPED IT.

I DIDN'T DROP IT.

HEY, CAPTAIN!

YEAH, GABE?

YOU GET ANYTHING OUT OF THAT GUY?

NOTHING. HE DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH.

AS SOON AS WE BROUGHT AN INTERPRETER,

ALL HE SAID WAS HE WANTED A LAWYER.

LET ME QUESTION HIM.

QUESTION HIM?

THE GUY THAT JUST TRIED TO BLOW YOU AWAY?

FORGET IT.

STAY AWAY FROM HIM, GABE.

HI.

SO...

YOU DON'T KNOW ANY ENGLISH, HUH?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH CHINESE,

SO I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A CRASH COURSE.

I'VE GOT A FEELING

YOU'LL BE A REAL QUICK LEARNER.

YEAH. COME HERE. SIT DOWN.

THERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT! THIS IS LESSON NUMBER ONE.

BELIEVE ME, THE NEXT LESSONS DO GET HARDER.

WHO HIRED YOU TO KILL ME?

I DON'T KNOW!

"I DON'T KNOW."

NO.

WRONG ANSWER. TRY AGAIN.

[CHOKING]

I THINK HE'S ONE OF QUAN'S MEN.

I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. I SWEAR!

LOOK AT THAT, FLAT TOP.

YOU'RE SPEAKING LIKE A NATIVE ALREADY.

WHAT IS THIS?

ENGLISH 101.

NOW, SINCE YOUR SCUMBAG LAWYER

WON'T BE HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME,

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH ME?

THINK HARD.

A DEAL.

TONIGHT.

4942 FRONT STREET.

9:00.

VERY GOOD.

MY COMPLIMENTS.

YOU DID PRETTY GOOD FOR YOUR FIRST LESSON.

DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS.

RAY, YOUR SHIP'S COME IN.

THERE'S A BIG BUST GOING DOWN

AT 4942 FRONT STREET.

GREAT. IS THAT RELIABLE?

VERY RELIABLE. IT'S A PHONE TAP.

FANTASTIC.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

DOWNTOWN CLOWN VERSUS BEVERLY HILLS WOP?

ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

YOU MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY, DRESS LIKE A BANKER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR?

ACTION. ACTION?

GOOD OLD AMERICAN ACTION.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO STARE DEATH IN THE EYE,

YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN MARRIED.

IS THAT A PROPOSAL?

GABRIEL CASH.

OH, GOD. HOW MANY MILLIONS?

HOW MANY?

HOW MANY THIS TIME?

OH, GOD!

RAY TANGO!

HOW HE LOVES TO DANCE.

HE WALTZES IN AND TAKES ALL MY DRUGS

AND THEN TANGOS BACK OUT AGAIN.

WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.

TOO MUCH TELEVISION...

CAN HURT YOUR EYES.

NOW--

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE MUSTN'T KILL THEM?

NO, MR. PERRET, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

IT WOULD BE MUCH QUICKER.

AND EASIER.

QUICKER...

AND EASIER.

YES. QUICK AND EASY IS HOW YOU MAKE A CAKE

OR CLEAN A TOILET BOWL

OR SHOP BY MAIL,

BUT QUICK AND EASY IS NOT HOW YOU RUN

A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS SUCH AS OURS.

NOW, MR. QUAN...

ON THE EAST SIDE--

THAT'S YOUR PART OF THE CITY--

GABRIEL CASH HAS COST ME MORE THAN $60 MILLION.

THAT INCLUDES GUNS AND DRUGS

AND VARIOUS OTHER ENTERPRISES.

ON THE WEST SIDE,

MR. LOPEZ...

RAY TANGO HAS COST ME EVEN MORE.

TWO LITTLE MICE...

AND SO MUCH DAMAGE.

BUT...

IF WE KILL THEM,

WE RISK ALL-OUT WAR WITH THE POLICE.

THEY'RE HEROES ALREADY.

WHY MAKE MARTYRS OUT OF THEM?

INSTEAD OF DEATH...

WE HAVE A GAME.

A GAME THAT ONLY WE CAN WIN.

WITHIN TWO WEEKS...

I WILL BE TAKING DELIVERY

OF THE LARGEST SHIPMENT OF MUNITIONS AND WEAPONS

THAT WE HAVE EVER HANDLED.

WITHIN THAT TIME...

TANGO...

AND CASH...

WILL BE SAFELY TUCKED AWAY...

BEHIND BARS.

AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[BOTTLE ROLLS]

[FLOOR CREAKS]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF KILLED, PAL.

REALLY? I'D SAY IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I PULL THIS TRIGGER, YOUR THROAT'S HANGING OFF THAT WALL.

YOU PULL THAT TRIGGER, I'LL BLOW YOU IN HALF. YOU GOT THE VISUAL?

YOU ARE FUCKING DELUDED, PAL.

YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO HIT ME WITH THAT GUN.

NO, NOT WITH THIS ONE. WITH THIS ONE.

YOU KNOW ME, HUH?

YEAH. I HEAR YOU'RE THE SECOND BEST COP IN L.A.

THAT'S FUNNY. I HEAR THE SAME ABOUT YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU STAY OFF MY CASE?

WHAT MAKES IT YOURS?

I'VE BEEN ON IT THREE MONTHS.

SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ARE.

I'VE BEEN ON IT 1/2 HOUR NOW,

AND HERE I AM, ALL CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.

STAY OFF MY CASE.

NICE TIE.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S YOUR BUST.

HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

I'M GOING IN FIRST. COVER ME ON 3.

OK. ALL RIGHT... 1...

2...

3.

3.

WHAT'S THE SCORE, BABE?

MY TURN.

DON'T MOVE!

DON'T MOVE YOUR HANDS.

I DON'T THINK HIS HANDS ARE GOING ANYWHERE.

WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

HE'S WIRED.

NO, NO. THIS IS ALL WRONG.

YOU KNOW, YOU OUGHT TO BE A COP.

DID YOU EXPECT THIS?

NO, I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS,

AND I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU EITHER, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

WHY THE HELL IS HE WIRED?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU'RE GONNA PLAY HELL

GETTING ANYTHING OUTTA HIM.

YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS YOUR SHOW,

AND I'M GONE. CIAO, BABE.

[GLASS SMASHES]

DOOR!

RIGHT SIDE!

DROP THE WEAPON!

EASY!

FREEZE!

WE'RE COPS!

HOLD IT!

WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.

JUST READ THIS!

DROP THEM NOW!

I'M GONNA BLOW BOTH OF YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!

NO PROBLEM.

I'M CONVINCED.

THE MAN'S HYSTERICAL.

I'D LIKE A RECEIPT FOR THAT.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.

CHRIST, THAT'S MY GUN.

WHAT'S YOUR GUN DOING HERE?

HEY, THAT'S MY GUN. I PUT IT IN MY LOCKER--

STAND BACK!

IT'S NOT YOUR GUN NOW.

IT'S EVIDENCE.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

THEY STOLE IT OUTTA MY LOCKER.

WANT TO TELL ME WHAT YOU DID?

WHAT?

GENTLEMEN, I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN,

I DIDN'T COME WITH THIS MAN,

AND WITH YOUR PERMISSION,

I'LL BE LEAVING THIS MAN.

CIAO, FELLA.

GET BACK.

YOU MAY NOT HAVE ARRIVED WITH HIM,

BUT YOU'RE LEAVING WITH HIM, JACK!

YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR THIS.

GET THESE BASTARDS OUT OF HERE.

NOW!

YOU'RE BAD KARMA.

I HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LAWYER.

OY.

PERRET SAYS USE THIS TAPE HERE.

IS IT TRUE TANGO SHOT A FEDERAL OFFICER?

NO COMMENT.

IS THIS AN INVESTIGATION

OF POLICE CORRUPTION?

WAS DETECTIVE CASH THERE?

NO COMMENT!

HAS BAIL BEEN SET?

WHAT DO THEY HAVE?

A .380 WITH CASH'S FINGERPRINTS.

THEY THINK IT'S THE MURDER WEAPON.

THEY GOT IT DOWN IN BALLISTICS CHECKING IT.

THEY WERE FOUND AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

NOBODY ELSE WAS SEEN COMING OR GOING.

WHAT ELSE?

SIR, TAPE'S READY.

WHAT TAPE?

Tango: SHOW US THE MONEY. WE'RE IN A HURRY.

Agent: THE MONEY'S IN THE SUITCASE.

Cash: OPEN IT.

IT'S ALL THERE. COUNT IT IF YOU WANT TO.

WE WANT TO.

OK. WHERE'S THE STUFF?

RIGHT HERE.

BEST HIGH FOR THE BUY.

DIRECT FROM THE DEPARTMENT LOCKUP.

I LIKE DEALING WITH COPS.

IT RESTORES MY LOW OPINION OF HUMAN NATURE.

IN THAT CASE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

[GUNSHOT]

LIEUTENANTS RAY TANGO AND GABRIEL CASH,

TWO OF THE DEPARTMENT'S MOST HIGHLY DECORATED OFFICERS,

GO ON TRIAL TODAY FOR THE SLAYING

OF A FEDERAL UNDERCOVER AGENT

DURING A DRUG STING OPERATION.

TANGO AND CASH INSIST THEY ARE THE VICTIMS OF AN ELABORATE SETUP,

POSSIBLY A RETALIATION BY CRIMINAL FIGURES

AIMED AT TAKING THE 2 TOP COPS OUT OF ACTION.

EXPERT WITNESSES ARE SCHEDULED

TO LEAD OFF THE PROSECUTION'S CASE.

MR. SKINNER, YOU'VE LISTENED TO THE TAPES.

IF YOU HAD TO MAKE A JUDGMENT REGARDING ITS AUTHENTICITY...

I'D SAY THERE'S NO REASON TO BELIEVE IT ISN'T GENUINE.

WHAT TYPE OF PROCEDURE DID YOU USE TO TEST THIS TAPE?

I TOOK SAMPLES OF THE SUSPECTS' VOICES

AND COMPARED THEM WITH THE VOICES ON THE TAPE USING AN OSCILLOSCOPE.

THE MATCH WAS IDENTICAL.

WHEN THIS IS OVER,

REMIND ME TO RIP JUMBO THERE'S TONGUE OUT.

WITH A TOW TRUCK.

WHEN I ENTERED THE PREMISES,

I SAW THE TWO SUSPECTS,

THE GUNS, THE MONEY,

THE DRUGS, THE DEAD BODY.

WHEN THESE TWO GUYS SHOW UP,

I FIGURE THE WHOLE THING'S GONE SOUR.

SO I'M GOING TO GO IN AND CLEAR EVERYTHING UP...

WHEN THEY KILL HIM.

WHEN THIS IS OVER,

WE HAVE TO PAY JABBA THE HUT HERE A VISIT.

I'LL BRING THE CHAIN SAW.

I'LL BRING THE BEER.

[SPEAKING CHINESE]

DETECTIVE CASH ASSAULTED ME.

HE PUT A CHAIR ON MY CHEST

AND SAT ON IT.

I COULDN'T FIND A PIANO.

[SPEAKING CHINESE]

THIS SON OF A BITCH CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!

THIS SQUARECROW CAN TALK!

SQUARECROW?

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?

AS THE DEFENSE ATTORNEYS LEFT THE COURTROOM,

THEIR MOOD CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GRIM.

THEY CLEARLY FACE AN UPHILL BATTLE,

IF NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE ONE.

RAY, SOMEBODY SET YOU UP GOOD.

I FEEL WE SHOULD COP A PLEA.

YOU CAN GUARANTEE ME MINIMUM SECURITY?

ABSOLUTELY. THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

THAT'LL BE THE DEAL.

IS CASH'S ATTORNEY GIVING HIM THE SAME ADVICE?

IF HE'S SMART, HE IS.

I WANT TO TALK TO CASH.

I'M GOING TO MAKE A STATEMENT FOR THE COURT.

I'D LIKE TO GET TO WORK ON IT.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME?

FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY

I'M REALLY NOT THAT FOND OF YOUR KIND.

OH, REALLY? WHAT KIND IS THAT?

YOU'RE A GLORY HOUND AND A HOT DOG.

THAT STINGS. LET ME KNOW WHEN THE CRITIQUE'S OVER.

IT'S OVER.

MY LAWYER WANTS ME TO COP A PLEA.

MINE, TOO--18 MONTHS, LOMPOC FEDERAL COUNTRY CLUB.

YOU'LL LOVE IT. I UNDERSTAND THEY OPEN THE GYM AT 5 A.M.

YOU CAN START PUMPING EARLY.

WHO DO YOU THINK SET US UP?

I DON'T KNOW. I GOT A LOT OF ADMIRERS. HOW ABOUT YOU?

I GOT A FEW.

LOOK, IF WE COP A PLEA,

WE COP IT TOGETHER.

I THINK WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THERE IS

YOUR LAWYER WANTED YOU TO CONSIDER MAKING A DEAL,

BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE

THIS GLORY HOUND HOT DOG HOLDING THE BAG.

SOUND ABOUT RIGHT, RAY?

ABOUT.

VERY GENEROUS.

I'LL MAKE THE STATEMENT.

I'LL MAKE IT.

NO WAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY NOT?

YOU'LL SCREW IT UP.

WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?

WHY?

DAY AND MONTH.

YOU GOING TO DO MY HOROSCOPE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THE YEAR.

MAY.

FEBRUARY. HA HA HA!

I GOT SENIORITY.

I'LL MAKE THE STATEMENT.

AUGUST 16th.

I READ YOUR RECORDS.

ISN'T THAT THE DATE YOU WERE HATCHED?

AUGUST 16th RING A BELL?

I GOT SENIORITY.

HA HA HA!

ALL RISE.

THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

THE HONORABLE JUDGE McCORMACK PRESIDING.

BE SEATED.

YOUR HONOR...

THE DEFENDANTS WISH TO CHANGE THEIR PLEA.

ORDER!

VERY WELL, COUNSELOR.

WHAT IS THE PLEA?

YOUR HONOR, MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH, PLEASE?

PROCEED, MR. TANGO.

IT'S OK.

YOUR HONOR, I'VE BEEN A POLICEMAN FOR 12 YEARS.

I THINK IT'S THE BEST ORGANIZATION IN THE COUNTRY.

AT TIMES, I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING TOO AGGRESSIVE

IN TAKING CRIMINALS OFF THE STREET.

IF THAT'S A SIN, THEN I GUESS I'M GUILTY.

ALL THE COPS I'VE WORKED WITH ARE GOOD COPS--

YOU ARE--

DOING A TOUGH JOB.

I ONLY HOPE THE OUTCOME OF THIS TRIAL IS SUCH

THAT THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT IS NOT JUDGED

BY WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED HERE.

THANK YOU.

RAY.

RAY, WILL YOU LET ME HANDLE THIS?

NOT BAD, HUH?

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, MR. CASH?

YEAH.

NO.

NO.

MR. TANGO HAS SPOKEN VERY ELOQUENTLY,

AND I WISH I COULD BE AS FORGIVING.

BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE...

THIS WHOLE THING...

FUCKING SUCKS!

[APPLAUSE]

ORDER!

YOUR HONOR.

ORDER!

ORDER!

YOUR HONOR!

YOUR HONOR!

ORDER!

YOUR HONOR?

BE SEATED, MR. CASH.

YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANTS WISH TO PLEAD NO CONTEST

TO A CHARGE OF VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER.

I TAKE IT THIS IS PART OF AN AGREEMENT?

YES, YOUR HONOR. THE STATE WILL RECOMMEND

A SENTENCE OF NOT MORE THAN 18 MONTHS

IN A MINIMUM SECURITY FACILITY.

MR. CASH AND MR. TANGO,

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLEA YOU HAVE ENTERED,

AND DO YOU DO SO OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL?

YES, SIR.

YES, SIR.

THEN THIS AGREEMENT IS ACCEPTABLE TO THE COURT.

THE COURT DIRECTS THE DEFENSE AND THE STATE

TO DELIVER THE PROPER DOCUMENTATION.

COURT'S ADJOURNED.

NOW THAT TANGO AND CASH ARE BEHIND BARS,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ANYMORE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, GENTLEMEN?

YOU DON'T SHARE MY ENTHUSIASM.

MR. PERRET, I AM SORRY,

BUT I CANNOT APPRECIATE

THESE GAMES YOU KEEP PLAYING.

FORGIVE ME FOR ASKING, MR. PERRET,

BUT WHAT HAPPENS IN 18 MONTHS

WHEN THEY GET OUT?

USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

THEY'LL EVER GET OUT AGAIN?

NOW, GO AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

I'VE GOT A FEELING

THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR.

SUPPOSE THEY EVER HEARD OF SHOCK ABSORBERS?

I GUESS WE'RE HERE. WELCOME TO CLUB FED.

TELL ME THIS IS A VACATION.

END OF THE LINE, GENTS.

GET OUT.

YOU, THIS WAY.

SO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY NOW, GENIUS?

I DON'T THINK THERE'S A GOLF COURSE HERE.

MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME, SWEET HOME, BOYS.

THIS HAS GOT TO BE A MISTAKE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MY UNDERWEAR'S RIDING INTO MY THROAT.

WHADDAYA MEAN, THEY'RE NOT THERE? THEY WERE ON THAT BUS!

LISTEN, I'M ALREADY TRYING TO TRACE THEM.

THEY WERE TRANSFERRED OFF THE BUS

SOMEWHERE DOWN NEAR VICTORVILLE.

WE GOT TO FIND THEM.

NICE TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR PROBLEM IS SOLVED.

I NOTICED, AND, CASH,

YOU CAN STOP HOLDING IN YOUR STOMACH.

SOMEBODY BRIBED THE GODDAMNED PRISON BOARD.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

THE PRISON BOARD'S AS CROOKED

AS EVERYBODY ELSE IN THIS DEAL.

OH, MAN!

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING--

WHOEVER SET US UP

IS REALLY FUCKING CONNECTED.

WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? QUAN?

THANKS.

NO!

NO, WAIT!

I GOT IT!

IT'S LOPEZ!

IT'S LOP--LOOK, FOLLOW ME THROUGH HERE.

LOPEZ HAS A GUY PRETEND TO TRY AND KILL ME.

THEN HE CLAIMS QUAN PUT HIM UP TO IT.

THE CHINESE GUY FEEDS ME THAT BOGUS INFORMATION ABOUT THE SETUP.

THAT WAY, LOPEZ FIGURES NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

I'LL THINK IT WAS QUAN.

ALL THE TIME IT'S LOPEZ, AND NOW I KNOW IT, RIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK WITH YOUR IQ,

YOU'RE UNARMED AND STILL VERY DANGEROUS.

OK, SHERLOCK HOLMES, IF YOU'RE SO GODDAMNED SMART,

YOU TELL ME WHO SET US UP?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

YEAH! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

RELAX.

SOAP.

AND DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF...

PEEWEE.

I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL.

DON'T WORRY, CASH.

SOMEDAY THE OTHER ONE WILL DROP.

ATTABOY, TRIPOD.

YOU JUST KEEP TALKING.

SURE THING, MINNIE MOUSE.

BY THE WAY...

I THINK THEY'RE GONNA STICK US

IN GENERAL POPULATION.

YEAH?

WELL, YOU KNOW THEY DON'T PUT COPS

IN GENERAL POPULATION.

NEVER PUT COPS IN GENERAL POPULATION, HUH?

CASH, LET ME LIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING BOWEL!

CASH, I'M GONNA PUT BROWN SUGAR IN YOUR ASS!

SHIT. I PUT HALF THESE GUYS AWAY.

HEY, TANGO, YOU'RE MY BITCH!

TANGO, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE? WHAT?

LITTER.

GOD DAMN IT.

WHAT?

FORGOT TO BRING THE MARSHMALLOWS.

I DON'T THINK REHABILITATION'S WORKING HERE,

DO YOU?

OH, THEY'RE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD, REALLY.

[BELL RINGS]

BRING THEM TO ME!

BRING THEM TO ME!

COPS! COPS!

BRING THEM HERE!

COME HERE!

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

HEY, PUNK.

WHEN I GET OUT, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASS.

YOU KNOW CAPTAIN DYNABALL HERE?

YES! YES!

I LOVED YOU IN CONAN THE BARBARIAN.

IF YOU NEED ME,

ME AND MY ASS WILL BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

YOU FUCKING PIG!

IT'S OVER FOR YOU!

I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY POPULAR HERE.

FUNNY, I DON'T SEE YOUR FAN CLUB EITHER.

HEY!

THAT CRAPPER IS MINE.

I SEE. AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO USE?

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

YOU JUST DON'T USE THAT.

OK, BUD, WE'RE GOING TO GET ONE THING STRAIGHT

RIGHT NOW...

THAT IS YOURS.

WOULD YOU MIND STOPPING THAT?

THANK YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

YOU SEE THAT?

I KILLED HIM.

CONGRATULATIONS.

HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

CRAZY PEOPLE AREN'T AFRAID OF ANYBODY.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

SUGAR IS UP. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

[SNORING]

[FARTING]

[SLINKY JINGLES]

LET'S DANCE, TANGO!

COME ON, CASH!

GET THE BAG ON HIM!

COME ON! GET HIM IN!

KILL HIM!

KILL HIM!

KILL THE FUCKER!

KILL HIM!

YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, TANGO.

FUCK YOU.

AAH!

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS!

THAT'S IT.

OHH!

COME ON! COME ON!

THEY GOT YOU?

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

OH, YEAH, LET ME GUESS--

THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.

IT'S EITHER THAT OR A SURPRISE PARTY.

DON'T MAKE A MOVE. WE'LL TALK OUR WAY OUT OF THIS.

I DON'T THINK THEY'RE INTO SMALL TALK.

IF WE PANIC, WE'RE HISTORY.

AH, THE INFAMOUS CASH AND TANGO.

DISHONORED, IMPRISONED...

WHAT A SHAMEFUL FALL FROM GLORY.

AND WHO ARE YOU?

JUST THINK OF ME AS SOMEBODY WHO...

DOESN'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.

THE SURPRISE PARTY IS DEFINITELY OUT.

OH, SHIT.

THAT'S THE GUY I FOLLOWED TO THE SETUP.

DON'T PANIC.

TARTY TANGO.

YOU'RE A PRETTY BOY, AIN'T YOU?

I'M PANICKING.

HOW'D YOU LIKE ME TO CHANGE IT FOR YOU?

I WOULDN'T.

HOW ABOUT YOU? MAYBE YOU FIRST.

DON'T PANIC.

I'LL CUT YOUR BLOODY THROAT,

YANK YOUR TONGUE OUT THE HOLE,

AND TIE IT IN A LOVELY WINDSOR KNOT FOR YOU, EH?

I DON'T WEAR TIES. THAT'S HIM.

BRAVE BOY.

YOU WANNA CUT MY THROAT, GO AHEAD!

YOU WANNA CUT MY FUCKIN' HEAD OFF

AND USE IT FOR A FUCKIN' BASKETBALL?

YOU CAN BOWL WITH THE MOTHERFUCKER FOR ALL I CARE!

JUST DON'T LET HIM DO IT!

I DON'T WANT TO GET KILLED

BY THIS LIMEY IMMIGRANT JERK-OFF!

I WANNA GET KILLED BY AN AMERICAN...

JERK-OFF!

YOU FUCKING WANKER!

PUT IT AWAY FOR NOW.

JUST FOR NOW.

SOME OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS WANT TO SAY HELLO FIRST.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BUYING TIME.

TIME FOR WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

OH, SHIT, IT'S CONAN.

WE'RE GONNA GET FUBAR NOW.

WHAT THE HELL'S FUBAR?

YOU'LL SEE.

REAL BAD-ASS COPS.

YOU DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH NOW, DO YOU, YOU FUCK?

HE MUST MEAN YOU.

ON THE STREETS, THIS PIG AND HIS COP FRIENDS

BROKE MY RIBS, MY LEG, AND MY JAW.

TSK TSK TSK.

YOU BROKE THAT JAW?

HE DESERVED IT.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

WHY? YEAH, WHY?

I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY!

LIKE NOW? LIKE NOW!

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!

OOH!

DON'T PANIC!

DON'T PANIC!

RATS IN A MAZE.

MEN IN A CAGE.

LADS, PLACE YOUR BETS!

WHICH BLOKE SURVIVES?

ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE BRAVE BOY, THEN?

WHO FRIES FIRST?

RIGHT DOWN IN!

YEAH!

LET'S GET THEM!

COOK THE BASTARDS!

TANGO, YOU GOT ANY FAMILY?

YEAH. YOU?

I'M GOING STEADY WITH AN ALIMONY CHECK.

THAT'S ABOUT IT.

FIRST, MR. CASH.

GO!

CASH!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.

MOTHERFUCK!

SON OF A BITCH!

CASH!

YEAH!

CASH!

FUCK YOU.

TANGO.

FRY, TANGO!

BACK UP!

GET THEM THE HELL DOWN!

COME HERE!

HOLD STILL!

OFF THE SCAFFOLD!

LOCK THIS PLACE DOWN.

[KEYS RATTLE]

OH, SHIT.

YOU FIGHT THIS ONE. I'M A LITTLE BURNED OUT.

YOU LOOK LIKE HELL, CASH.

MATT?

MATT, IT IS YOU, ISN'T IT? SAY IT IS.

IT IS.

OH, GOD, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!

CASH.

YEAH?

MY ARM.

WHO'S THIS GUY?

MATT SOKOWSKI. I'M ASSISTANT WARDEN.

HE WAS MY C.O. WHEN I STARTED ON THE FORCE.

YOU GUYS ARE IN DEEP SHIT.

REALLY?

YEAH. WHO THE HELL SET YOU UP?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK WE JUST MET HIM.

IF THIS CREEP WANTS US DEAD SO BAD,

WHY DOESN'T HE JUST PUT A BULLET IN OUR HEAD AND CALL IT A DAY?

WHY'S HE GOTTA PLAY THIS GAME?

MAYBE HE HAS A BORING NIGHT LIFE.

HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?

SHIT, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN BEHIND THESE WALLS.

ALL YOU NEED IS THE CASH.

WE GOT SOME OF THE BEST GUARDS MONEY CAN BUY.

YOU GOT THE BUCKS, YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.

THE WHOLE PLACE IS CORRUPT.

THEY'RE GONNA PUT YOU BACK IN GENERAL POPULATION,

SOMEBODY'S GONNA NAIL YOU BOTH.

THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GOT ONLY ONE CHOICE--ESCAPE.

ESCAPE.

YEAH.

TOMORROW MORNING, I'LL GET A SPOON

AND WE'LL START TUNNELING OUTTA HERE,

AND YOU CAN HELP ME CHEW THROUGH THE BARS, OK?

COME ON, THIS IS BULLSHIT.

WHAT'S WITH YOUR FRIEND?

HE'S A LITTLE UPSET. HE MISSES HIS WARDROBE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MAX?

YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.

I GOT A PLAN ALL WORKED OUT.

HOW DO WE TRUST HIM?

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 15 YEARS.

HMM. WE TRUSTED OUR LAWYERS, TOO.

AND WE TRUSTED THE JUDGE, AND THAT GOT US NOWHERE.

SO THIS TIME, YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST ME.

NOW THAT IS A RISKY PROPOSITION.

COME ON, GABE. I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.

YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.

I DO MISS MY WARDROBE.

THIS IS THE PRISON VENTILATION SYSTEM.

YOU GET TO IT FROM THE UTILITY SHAFT IN THE YARD.

THIS IS THE MAIN VENTILATION SHAFT

THAT LEADS OUTSIDE BEYOND THE WALL.

I CAN SHUT ONE OF THESE FANS DOWN

AND LEAVE THIS VENT DOOR UNLOCKED.

I'LL GET YOU THE RIGHT WORK DETAIL

AND LEAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED OUTSIDE THE SHAFT.

WHAT ABOUT THIS WAY? LOOKS LIKE IT'S FASTER.

NO, NO, NO. LONG WAY AROUND.

STICK TO PLAN "A."

COME ON. LET'S GET YOU GUYS TO THE INFIRMARY.

WHY USE YOUR PLAN "A?"

BECAUSE IT'S A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN YOUR PLAN "B,"

WHICH YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE.

NOT YET, CASH, BUT I WILL.

[DOOR OPENS]

HMM, MY PARTNER IN PAIN.

I ONLY GOT A MINUTE.

SOKOWSKI GOT US TRASH DETAIL. LET'S GO.

WHOOPEE. RACE YOU TO THE DUMPSTER.

IT'S SET UP FOR NOW. COME ON.

NEGATIVE.

WHAT?

I'M NOT GOING. I CHANGED MY MIND.

DID THAT LITTLE EXPERIENCE LAST NIGHT

GIVE YOU A BRAIN MELTDOWN?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT I HAVE A SLIGHT AVERSION TO GETTING FUBAR.

WHAT'S FUBAR?

FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

I'M NOT WALTZING INTO ANYBODY'S TRAP.

I DON'T TRUST SOKOWSKI.

SOKOWSKI'S A COP, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

WHAT'S THIS?

THIS IS MY FIANCE SLINKY.

UP, SLINKY.

LET'S SEE HOW BUSINESS IS.

SERIOUSLY,

YOU ARE ONE MAJOR, MISTRUSTFUL,

MALADJUSTED HUMAN FUCKING BEING,

YOU KNOW THAT?

YEAH, WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO.

RAY, I'M NOT COMING BACK FOR YOU.

YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

AND I HOPE YOU MAKE IT ON THE OUTSIDE.

LET'S GO. YOU'RE LATE.

I HOPE YOU AND COUSIN ITT HERE

ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER

AND RAISE A BEAUTIFUL LITTER.

CIAO.

CIAO.

WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, ASSHOLE?

YOU'RE A 1/2 HOUR LATE.

I'M DOING MY BEST, BOSS.

MATT.

NO.

[WOOF WOOF]

THERE HE IS.

COME ON, LET'S GO!

HURRY!

OUT OF MY WAY!

AAH!

AAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I GOT LONELY.

I CAN'T HOLD IT ALL DAY!

SHIT!

COME ON, CASH.

MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

YOUR FRIEND MAX WALTZED YOU RIGHT INTO A TRAP.

HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?

MATT'S DEAD.

THEY CUT HIS THROAT EAR TO EAR, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

PONYTAIL.

YEAH. THIS IS THE WAY.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.

IT'S THE BEST RIDE IN THE PARK.

COME ON, THIS WAY!

CASH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

ABSOLUTELY.

SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'M GOING.

THEN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY FACE AND GET THERE!

COME ON.

[SIREN]

IS THIS THE ONLY WAY?

NO. WE CAN GO BACK.

LET'S GO.

THIS WAY.

SURE THIS IS THE WAY?

IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY.

LET'S GO! SECTOR FOUR!

TANGO!

WHAT?

DON'T TOUCH THOSE WIRES.

THANKS.

KNOW WHAT?

WHAT?

I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF ELECTRICITY.

NAG, NAG, NAG.

NOW WHAT?

OK, NO PROBLEM. WE JUMP TO THOSE WIRES,

SLIDE DOWN THE OTHER SIDE, AND WE'RE HOME FREE.

THAT'S YOUR PLAN?

YEAH.

WE'RE GONNA FRY.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ELECTRICITY DO YOU?

NO. LONG AS YOU'RE ONLY TOUCHING ONE WIRE,

AND YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING THE GROUND,

YOU DON'T GET ELECTROCUTED... RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T EITHER.

I KNOW I OWE YOU FROM BACK THERE.

UH-HUH.

SO YOU CAN GO FIRST.

UH-UH, AND YOU STILL OWE ME.

I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT.

THEY'RE IN SECTOR FOUR!

IF I DON'T MAKE THIS, WILL YOU EVEN TRY IT?

DEPENDS HOW CLOSE YOU GET.

AAH!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, TANGO?

COME ON, DOG!

UHH!

COME ON, DOG! HEEL!

COME ON, PUPPY!

YOU WANT MORE?

MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

COME ON, TANGO.

COME ON, DOGGY!

AAH!

SPEAK, DOGGY, SPEAK!

HEEL!

AAAAAH!

TANGO!

THAT WAS FUN.

JESUS CHRIST!

WHAT DID YOU DO, STOP FOR COFFEE AND A DANISH?

I HATE DANISH.

COME ON. WE GOTTA OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

NICE DOING TIME WITH YOU.

YEAH. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT TIME IN THE SHOWER.

CASH, LISTEN, IF IT GETS TOO HOT FOR YOU IN THE STREETS,

GO TO A CLUB CALLED CLEOPATRA'S.

ASK FOR A GIRL NAMED CATHERINE.

SHE'LL KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, OK?

GOT IT. HEY, RAY...

I REALLY DO OWE YOU ONE.

QUAN AND LOPEZ ON LINE ONE.

PUT THEM ON.

GENTLEMEN, I'VE ALREADY HEARD ABOUT THE ESCAPE.

MR. PERRET,

THIS IS MOST DISTURBING.

WE ARE BEING THREATENED BY TWO MANIACS.

I THINK WE MUST TAKE SOME ACTION.

THERE YOU GO, THINKING AGAIN.

THAT WILL BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR DOWNFALL.

TRY...TRY TO CONTROL YOUR FEAR.

THESE MEN ARE CONVICTED KILLERS AND FUGITIVES.

THEY WON'T LAST LONG ON THE OUTSIDE.

MR. PERRET, WE CANNOT RELY ON THE POLICE

TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MATTER.

I INSIST--

DON'T INSIST!

INSISTENT PEOPLE MAKE ME ANGRY.

EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.

COVER YOUR TRACKS.

AHH...

OH, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

OH, GEE. I HOPE THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.

ATTENTION IN THE LAB. COMMENCING LIVE FIRE TEST.

OWEN.

AAH!

HEY, GABE, I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE.

HOW'D YOU GET OUT?

LONG STORY. YOU GOT SOMETHING I CAN CHANGE INTO?

SURE. SURE.

NICE TO SEE WE HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN CLOTHES.

HEY, GABE. DO YOU NEED A SPECIAL WEAPON?

UH, I NEED A GUN. A BIG GUN.

ARE THOSE BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU?

YEAH, PERFECT.

I ALWAYS KNEW WE SHARED THE SAME TASTE IN WEAPONRY.

GABE, CHECK OUT THE POOCH.

A NEW INVENTION IN SENIOR CITIZEN HOME PROTECTION.

[ARF ARF ARF]

WELL...

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE GUMBOOTS ARE GREAT.

PERFECT.

SEE YOU, BUDDY.

AAH!

KNOCK, KNOCK.

YECCHH.

FROM THE LOOK OF YOUR DIET,

IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN COUNTING CALORIES.

YOU'RE JUST TOO BUSY COUNTING THE MONEY THEY PAID YOU

TO SET US UP!

I DIDN'T SET YOU UP. I HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT.

AM I JUDGING YOU UNFAIRLY?

HELL, YES! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?

WYLER, COULD WE BE FRANK?

YOU'RE LOOKING TERRIBLY ANEMIC.

I THINK WHAT YOU NEED IS A LITTLE...

IRON IN YOUR DIET.

NOW I KNOW YOU SWITCHED THOSE WEAPONS,

AND I KNOW YOU PLANTED THE MURDER WEAPON AT THE SCENE.

THEY PAID ME.

WHO PAID YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU FBI GUYS ARE BRAINY. THINK.

IT WAS AN ENGLISHMAN WITH RED HAIR.

YEAH, AND A PONYTAIL.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR THIS."

REMEMBER THOSE LYRICS? YOU SANG IT TO ME.

BUT YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY WANT ME DEAD.

MY LIFE ISN'T WORTH SHIT.

THAT'S TRUE, BUT I NEED YOU ANYWAY.

JUST TAKE ME IN. I'LL TELL THEM WHAT I KNOW.

WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER!

I HOPE YOU GOT PAID REAL WELL FOR THIS.

YOU WANT TO SPLIT IT?

WYLER!

WYLER!

[PLAYING SYNTHESIZER KEYBOARD]

WHO ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

EXCUSE ME!

HEY!

WHO HIRED YOU TO DO THE TAPE, SKINNER?

LUCKY FOR ME THIS PLACE IS SOUNDPROOF.

THAT WAY, NOBODY GETS TO HEAR ME

BEATING THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU.

HEY, I SEE YOU GOT ALL MY GREATEST HITS.

AND TANGO'S.

YOU JUST PUT TOGETHER A NICE COMPILATION, DIDN'T YOU?

I HAD NO CHOICE. HE TOLD ME HE WOULD KILL ME.

WHO?

HE DIDN'T TELL ME HIS NAME. I SWEAR TO GOD.

HOW FORTUNATE THEY ASKED YOU

TO AUTHENTICATE YOUR OWN WORK, HUH?

I AM THE FOREMOST EXPERT.

YOU WON'T BE FOR LONG

IF YOU KEEP USING JUNKY EQUIPMENT LIKE THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THAT'S STATE-OF-THE-ART EQUIPMENT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

HOW WERE YOU CONTACTED?

BY PHONE.

HOW'D HE GET THE TAPE?

I MAILED IT. WHERE TO?

I DON'T REMEMBER THE ADDRESS.

BUT I RECORDED THE CONVERSATION.

HAPPY TO PLAY IT FOR YOU.

THERE YOU GO.

PUT ME THROUGH TO CAPTAIN SHROEDER, PLEASE.

NO, HE'S GOT TO BE THERE.

WOULD YOU CHECK, PLEASE?

ALL RIGHT.

JUST TELL HIM HIS FAVORITE STOCKBROKER IS BACK IN TOWN.

HE'LL KNOW.

5 BUCK COVER CHARGE, PAL.

SURE.

IS CATHERINE WORKING TONIGHT?

WHO?

CATHERINE.

DON'T KNOW ANY CATHERINE.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

HEY, BUD, IS CATHERINE HERE TONIGHT?

THERE'S A HUNDRED CATHERINES HERE.

HEY!

JOE, STICKS!

HE WAS DISTRACTING ME.

WHERE'S MY BEER?

OK, OK.

I'VE BEEN WAITING 15 MINUTES!

I FORGOT.

THIS ONE'S ON ME.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

OFFICER, COVER THAT EXIT.

YOU COME WITH ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WATCH THAT!

HOLD IT.

HEY, KIKI, NICE WORK.

WAIT A MINUTE. I--

I'M CATHERINE.

THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CALLS ME THAT.

RAY TANGO SAID THAT...

YOU COULD HELP ME FIND HIM.

I HAVEN'T SEEN RAY IN A WHILE.

THERE'S A POLICE CONVENTION OUT THERE.

IS THERE SOMEPLACE ELSE WE CAN TALK?

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

NOT IF I DON'T GET OUT OF HERE.

GO OUT THE BACK.

THEY'LL HAVE IT COVERED.

ANY OTHER IDEAS?

HEY, ELVIS, WHAT SIZE DO YOU WEAR?

HOLD IT.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

SOMETHING WRONG?

COME ON, LOOSEN UP.

HEY, LYNN, LET'S GO!

HEY, RED.

AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR, HUH?

KIKI?

HEY, BUD, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PROPERTY.

ANY, UH, CHANCE OF A THREE-WAY?

DYKES ON BIKES, EH, CAPTAIN?

SO, THEN...

YOU KNEW WHO I WAS ALL ALONG, DIDN'T YOU?

I FIGURED IT OUT.

YOU AND RAY HAVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF PRESS LATELY.

YEAH, I'LL BET.

WE WERE SET UP GOOD.

I KNOW.

RAY COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY DONE

ALL THOSE THINGS HE WAS ACCUSED OF.

YOU I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT.

OW.

AH.

OH, GOD. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

WELL, SLIDING OFF A HIGH-TENSION WIRE

INTO A TREE AT 40 MILES AN HOUR

TENDS TO SLIP A DISK OR TWO.

WELL, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SLIP IT BACK IN.

HOW'S THAT FEEL?

ARE YOU KIDDING? SIX OR SEVEN MORE HOURS OF THIS,

AND I'LL BE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY.

[SIGHS]

SO...

WHAT'S THE STORY WITH YOU AND RAY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, YOU KNOW. DO YOU LOVE HIM? HATE HIM?

NONE OF THE ABOVE?

I LOVE HIM.

YOU DO?

OF COURSE I DO. HE LOVES ME, TOO.

I JUST THINK HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.

YOU GUYS SEE A LOT OF EACH OTHER?

HE COMES AND GOES AS HE PLEASES.

THAT'S A LITTLE INSENSITIVE.

BUT I LIVE MY OWN LIFE.

GOOD FOR YOU.

LOWER.

KIKI?

YEAH?

AHH.

LOWER?

YEAH.

HARDER.

I'LL JUST MOVE IT AROUND REAL SLOW.

DON'T STOP.

NO, DON'T WORRY. I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT.

OH, GOD. PROVE IT.

GO A LITTLE FASTER.

MORE?

DEEPER. OH, MY GOD.

GABE, I CAN FEEL IT GOING IN.

OH, HARDER!

OH, IT'S ALMOST IN!

GOD! IT'S ALL THE WAY IN!

HEADS UP, SLEAZEBAG!

AAH!

RAY?

CAPTAIN?

THIS THE WAY YOU SCREEN ALL YOUR GUESTS?

I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN.

FREEZE!

DROP THE DUCK.

TANGO!

REAL GREAT POLICE WORK!

WAY TO GO, CASH!

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

YOU ALMOST NAILED YOUR CAPTAIN.

AT LEAST I SAW HIM.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

I SAW HIM.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND--

MY SISTER!

YOUR WHAT? MY WHAT?

MY SISTER.

SHE'S YOUR SIS--

ARE YOU-- THAT'S GREAT!

I DON'T MEAN THAT.

I KNOW IT HAD TO LOOK BAD.

I NEVER DELIBERATELY PUNCHED OUT ANYONE IN MY LIFE.

I'M VERY PROUD OF THAT.

BUT, YOU, I'M GOING TO HAMMER.

OH, REALLY?

RAY, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A DOORBELL?

JUST STICK OUT YOUR FINGER AND PUSH.

EXCUSE ME, ISN'T THIS 125 ORANGE GROVE?

THIS IS MY PLACE.

I HAVE RIGHTS UNDER MY OWN PLACE, DON'T I?

NO, CATHERINE.

IT'S MY ROOF, MY HOUSE, AND I LET YOU DWELL HERE.

I PAY YOU RENT!

YEAH, AND YOU'RE TWO WEEKS LATE.

WELL, IF YOU WOULD CHECK YOUR MAIL...

IN TANGO'S DEFENSE, HE HAS BEEN IN PRISON.

EXCUSE ME.

I THINK MY PANTYHOSE

ARE RIDING INTO THE UNKNOWN.

WAY UP IN THE UNKNOWN.

JUST ANSWER ME ONE THING, SERIOUSLY--

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ON THE COUCH

WITH QUEEN-FOR-A-DAY?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

CATHERINE.

SHE GOT THE BRAINS AND THE LOOKS.

HOW DO YOU FIGURE IT?

I DON'T.

SMOKE?

NO.

...TO PROTECT AGAINST GUYS LIKE HIM!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUN US IN, ARE YOU?

NO, BUT I CAN ONLY KEEP THE DEPARTMENT OFF YOUR BACKS

FOR ANOTHER 24 HOURS.

THE FEDS ARE ON THE CASE.

I SUGGEST YOU SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE BUTCH.

YOU GET RID OF DAFFY DUCK

AND TRY TO CLEAR YOUR NAMES.

ALREADY STARTED.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

THIS IS THE TAPE THAT WILL CLEAR OUR NAMES.

COMPLIMENTS OF JUMBO THE FORGERER.

SKINNER?

YEAH. SO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

ABOUT QUARTER TO 4:00.

LOOK, START WITH THIS.

WE I.D.'d THAT CREEP YOU SAW DOWN THERE AT THE WAREHOUSE.

PONYTAIL?

YEAH. HIS NAME'S REQUIN.

LOOK HIM UP. THE ADDRESS IS RIGHT THERE.

YOU GUYS GOT 24 HOURS

TO FIND THE GUY WHO SET YOU UP.

WHEN'S THE CLOCK START?

FIVE MINUTES AGO.

CATHERINE...

HONESTLY, WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON THE COUCH

WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN?

PLEASE.

COME IN THE HOUSE. CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A VERY UGLY BRIDE SOMEDAY.

WOW. IS THAT A PROPOSAL?

THE BLUE ONE'S NICE.

THE BLUE IT IS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT MY BEHAVIOR TONIGHT.

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE OK, THAT'S ALL.

I'M OK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.

HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF PRISON?

CASH HAD A FRIEND ON THE INSIDE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO COME HERE,

BUT I HAD NO OTHER PLACE TO GO.

RAY, YOU'RE MY BROTHER. WHERE ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO?

THE NORTH POLE WOULD BE NICE.

SERIOUSLY. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER OFF TURNING YOURSELF IN,

TALKING TO THE PRESS.

NO.

SO HOW'S THE CAREER GOING AT THE CLUB?

THAT'S GREAT. YOU'RE BEING HUNTED BY SOME SADISTIC MAN,

AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MY DANCING?

I'M NOT WORRIED.

I'M JUST WONDERING IF YOU NEEDED SOME EXTRA CASH.

I COULD BUY YOU A BOND OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

IT'S A 7 1/4 YIELD, CATHERINE.

BIG MONEY.

YOU HELP ME OUT TOO MUCH.

NO, I DON'T.

I SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH MY CAREER,

I HARDLY GET A CHANCE TO SEE YOU ANYMORE.

RAY, DON'T FEEL GUILTY.

I LOVE YOU.

PUT IT THERE.

PUSH 'EM BACK. PUSH 'EM BACK. WAY BACK.

I GOT TO GO.

I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN JEOPARDY.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE FILTH AND SCUM I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

WELL, HERE I AM.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

CLOCK'S RUNNING, RAY. LET'S GO.

SEE YOU LATER.

YOU MIND IF I HAVE A WORD WITH KIKI?

NO.

I WAS HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME

UNTIL CAPTAIN FANTASTIC LEAPED THE COUCH

AND SMASHED THROUGH YOUR DOOR.

ANYWAY, AFTER WE GET THIS STUFF STRAIGHTENED OUT,

THINK MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER AGAIN?

YEAH. YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NICE.

GREAT. WE'LL GO TO THE BALL PARK.

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

CASH, I REALLY DON'T THINK MY SISTER'S YOUR TYPE.

EASY, MATE.

COME ON.

BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

SHAME, SHAME.

DON'T YOU KNOW PONYTAILS ARE OUT THIS SEASON?

HOW YOU DOING, CASH?

THINGS ARE JUST GETTING BETTER BY THE SECOND.

THERE'S A PARTY ON THE ROOF.

CAN I INVITE MR. POTATOHEAD?

SURE. WOULDN'T BE A PARTY WITHOUT POTATOHEAD.

OHH!

PLAN "A".

THIS PARTY'S REALLY FUN!

THANKS.

REQUIN, A HELL OF A VIEW, HUH?

WHO PULLS YOUR STRINGS, MEAT PUPPET?

PISS OFF! BOLLOCKS TO PLAN "A".

I LIKE THIS.

THE VIEW'S GREAT UP HERE.

WHAT?

PLAN "A" IS A LOSER.

HOLD ON.

GIVE ME A NAME,

OR YOU'RE GOING BACK TO ENGLAND IN A BAGGIE!

UP YOURS, ASSHOLE! YOU AIN'T WORTH A TOSS!

GO ON. DROP ME. DO IT!

PLAN "A" IS DEFINITELY A LOSER.

LET'S GO TO PLAN "B".

YOU GOT A PLAN "B"?

HIROSHIMA.

THIS IS PLAN "B"?

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

NOT NOW. I'M BUSY.

NOW, JUST--JUST A SECOND.

PLEASE.

SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE RADICAL HERE.

WHAT'S RADICAL?

BLOWING A MAN'S HEAD OFF

IS A TOUCH MUCH, DON'T YOU THINK?

YOU GOT YOUR WAY, I GOT MINE.

I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK.

LET ME JUST SHOOT HIM IN THE LEG. HE'LL TALK!

I WANT THE WHOLE PACKAGE!

MAYBE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!

I DON'T REALLY CARE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU'RE A COP!

I WAS A COP!

BECAUSE OF THIS DIRTBAG, WE'RE ON THE RUN.

NO, IT'S PAYBACK.

THAT'S ENOUGH! I MEAN IT!

IS IT?

I HEARD ABOUT YOU.

DID YOU?

I HEARD YOU WERE A FUCKING SECTION 8.

I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT WEIRD, SADISTIC BULLSHIT I HEARD YOU PULLED,

BUT YOU'RE FOR REAL!

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET STICKY, GET BACK...

JACK.

[HUMS THEME FROM JAWS]

YOU GOT IT, SICKO.

YOU BLEW IT BIG TIME, PAL.

THIS ASSHOLE'S OUT OF CONTROL,

AND I CAN'T STOP HIM.

BUT I'M NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!

YOU GOT MY VOTE FOR THE PSYCHO HALL OF FAME!

YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE SHIT IN A PONYTAIL.

MMM!

NO... NO, I'M SORRY.

BYE-BYE, BIRDY.

BYE, BABY.

MMM!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

PERRET! YOU WANT PERRET! YVES PERRET!

WHO THE HELL'S PERRET?

THE BLOKE WITH ME IN PRISON.

WHERE IS HE NOW?

RYKO AIRFIELD.

THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH?

IT'S NOT RAINING, AND HE'S IN A PUDDLE.

DISGUSTING.

YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST ROUTINE-- BAD COP...

WORSE COP.

DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

DID YOU BUMP UGLIES?

BUMP UGLIES!

DID YOU?

I WAS SO DRUNK, I HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER.

COME ON, WORSE COP, WE'RE LATE.

MY LITTLE CONTRIBUTION TO BIRTH CONTROL.

AAH!

BLOODY HELL! AAH!

OHH.

BLOODY DUD.

CASH, WHAT ABOUT MY SISTER?

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, TANGO.

MEANING?

PEOPLE ARE FREE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT.

SO YOUR SISTER IS VERY, VERY FREE.

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

OK, OWEN, LET'S HAVE IT.

OH, MY...

GOD.

DOUBLE ARMORED, BULLETPROOF GLAZING ALL AROUND.

120-MILLIMETER CANNON ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE.

TRANSFER CASE HAS TORQUE SPLITTING.

IT'LL SEE 60 IN 5 1/2 SECONDS

AND PULL HIGH 10s IN THE 1/4.

WHAT IS THAT?

THAT IS AN RV FROM HELL.

CARE TO JOIN ME?

HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I AM IMPRESSED.

ARE YOU VERY IMPRESSED?

I AM VERY IMPRESSED.

HE'S GOT GRAY MATTER.

OWEN, GONE. HOME RUN.

THIS THING WILL GO THROUGH A BRICK WALL.

WE ARE IN BUSINESS.

OH, YEAH, WE'RE IN BUSINESS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FIREPOWER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?

THIS IS A VIOLENT WORK OF ART!

MMM. WHO HOLDS THE PINK SLIP, SATAN?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK INSIDE.

ISN'T THIS THE SAME GUY

THAT INVENTED YOUR EXPLODING BAZOOKA BOOTS?

OWEN HAS MILLISECONDS OF GENIUS, BELIEVE ME.

WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?

ULTRABOOSTER.

IT'S NITROUS OXIDE.

UH-HUH. WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? WE'LL TAKE IT.

NO, YOU CAN'T. THAT'S ONE OF A KIND.

THAT'S A PROTOTYPE.

TRUST US. WE WON'T PUT A SCRATCH ON IT.

OWEN, WE'RE FULLY INSURED.

FULLY INSURED?

LISTEN, RUN THIS GUY PERRET THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER.

OK.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DIG UP ON HIM.

CASH.

YEAH?

OWEN'S NOT FAMILY, IS HE?

MAYBE.

HMM.

RYKO AIRFIELD WAS ABANDONED BY THE AIR FORCE

10 YEARS AGO.

IT'S PRIVATELY OWNED NOW.

THERE'S BEEN CONSTRUCTION THERE.

LOOK FOR A MAIN BUILDING

ABOUT A MILE IN FROM THE PERIMETER.

THANKS, OWEN.

LOOKS QUIET.

THIS IS INSANE, YOU KNOW.

VERY INSANE.

YOU GET THE FEELING THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET BLOODY?

COULD.

LOOK, CASH, IF ONE OF US DOESN'T MAKE IT BACK,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

YOU'RE THE BEST COP I EVER WORKED WITH.

THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO KNOW, RAY.

IF...

WELL, IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK AND I DO...

I AM GOING TO DATE YOUR SISTER.

LOOK, CASH, I GOT NOTHING AGAINST YOU, YOU KNOW THAT.

I JUST DON'T WANT CATHERINE

GETTING THAT 2:00 IN THE MORNING PHONE CALL

SAYING THAT SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO YOU.

IF SHE HAS TO LIVE WITH THAT,

IT WOULD KILL ME.

WELL, NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME.

I'M CHARMED.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL STAY AWAY

UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING.

FAIR ENOUGH?

IN THAT CASE,

NEVER.

THOUGHT SO.

LET'S GO TO WORK.

[BEEP BEEP]

SOMETHING'S COMING OVER THE COMPUTER.

IT'S OWEN WITH THAT INFORMATION ON PERRET.

WE'RE AT THE LOCATION.

THIS GATE LOOKS SERIOUS.

IS THIS PLACE FORTIFIED?

I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE. USE EXTREME CAUTION.

CASH.

YEAH?

LISTEN TO THE MAN.

YES, MOMMY.

OH, MY GOD.

SUBTLE, REAL SUBTLE.

WE'RE IN.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

[MACHINE-GUN FIRE]

COME ON.

WHERE THE HELL ARE WE? IT LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN PIT!

COME ON!

HEY, WATCH TO THE RIGHT!

YOUR LEFT!

I'M GOING TO GO FOR IT!

CASH, NO!

YES!

AAH! AAH!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

AAH! OHH!

REAL SUBTLE! WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?

STEVIE WONDER!

WE'RE ON FIRE!

YEAH, WE'RE COOKING NOW.

IT'S A DEAD END!

WE'RE IN A GOD DAMN MAZE!

WE'RE BLOCKED IN!

THIS SON OF A BITCH IS PLAYING WITH US!

OH, SHIT!

COME ON! GET THE SONS OF BITCHES!

I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

WHICH FIRST?

THE BAD.

WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF GAS.

THE GOOD.

WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF GAS.

THERE IT GOES!

GET IT! GET IT!

WHAT'S THIS GUY OWN, A USED CAR LOT?

COME ON!

BRING THEM IN!

GET HIM!

AAH!

ALL RIGHT! THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LAST OF THEM!

ALL RIGHT! HOME TEAM, HUH?

BEHIND YOU!

WHAT'S THAT?

RULE OUT THE WELCOME WAGON!

WE GOT TO BAIL!

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

DON'T WORRY, OWEN. A FEW SPEED BUMPS.

LET'S GO!

TANGO, I NEED A GUN!

YOU'RE NOT LYING, ARE YOU?

WHY IS YOURS BIGGER THAN MINE?

GENETICS, PEEWEE!

AAH!

WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS TALKING TO ME ANYMORE?

COME ON.

SAY SOMETHING.

Jesus.

PERRET'S GOT TO BE IN THERE.

MUST BE. IT'S THE ONLY BUILDING LEFT STANDING.

ANY CHANCE HE MIGHT SURRENDER?

NOT LIKELY.

REMEMBER...

USE EXTREME CAUTION.

CIAO.

NICE COLLECTION, HUH?

YEAH. TOYS FOR TOTS.

OK, NO MORE OWESIES.

WE'RE EVEN.

HOW DO YOU FIGURE?

I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE.

LET'S DISCUSS IT LATER.

LET THEM COME, MR. PERRET.

WE ARE READY.

OH, BOMBS FOR TOTS.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

FACILITY DESTRUCT SEQUENCE IS NOW ENGAGED.

CASH! EITHER THIS CLOCK WORKS BACKWARDS,

OR SOMEBODY ACTIVATED A BOMB.

YEAH. I WONDER WHO.

HOW DO WE STOP IT?

WE DON'T. LET'S GET PERRET.

HEY. GET ME A TOY, TOO.

WE ONLY GOT 11 MINUTES.

RAIDERS SCORED 3 TOUCHDOWNS IN 11 MINUTES.

YEAH, BUT THEY HAD 3 TIME-OUTS.

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

CLIP.

LOOK OUT!

AAH! AAH!

YOU OK, CASH?

YEAH. CLEAN EXIT.

YOU'RE LUCKY.

THERE'S NOTHING LUCKY ABOUT BEING SHOT.

STOP COMPLAINING.

RIGHT SIDE!

GOT IT.

HE'S GOT SOME HOBBY.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OUR OWN TV SHOW.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK WE BETTER LEAVE.

NOT YET, LADS.

GAME'S JUST STARTED.

OVER HERE.

LET HER GO!

ALL RIGHT, REQUIN.

YOU WANT ME?

YOU GOT ME.

I GOT YOU BOTH NOW, DON'T I?

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

PRETTY BOY TRYING TO GET THE DROP ON ME.

DROP YOUR FUCKING GUN, OR I'LL DROP SISTER HERE!

DROP YOUR GUN, CASH.

I CAN TAKE HIM.

CASH...

DROP YOUR GOD DAMN GUN!

I DROP IT,

AND WE'RE BOTH DEAD, AND YOU KNOW IT.

IF YOU DON'T DROP IT, WE ALL GO UP.

RECOGNIZE PLAN "B"?

SHE FANCIES ME.

SHE MIGHT EVEN LOSE HER HEAD OVER ME.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME MATE HERE,

BUT HE'S BEEN LOOKING FORWARD

TO KICKING YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN.

AIN'T YOU, SONNY?

WELL, PRETTY BOY, I'D LIKE YOU TO WATCH ME

PLEASURE YOUR SISTER SLOW AND EASY,

BUT I ONLY GOT A FEW MINUTES

TO CARVE YOU UP!

YAAH!

YAAH!

AAH!

WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT PLAN "C", ASSHOLE.

YOU THINK IT'S A DUD?

AAH!

FUBAR. BIG TIME.

WE GOT TO FIND CATHERINE.

WHEN THE GREAT SCORER

COMES TO WRITE AGAINST YOUR NAME,

HE'LL MARK NOT THAT YOU WON OR LOST,

BUT HOW YOU PLAYED THE GAME.

WHAT BULLSHIT.

THIS GAME HAS COST ME A LOT.

I'LL BLOW THIS MANIAC UP.

YOU GOT TO KNOW WHICH ONE.

I DO.

I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS THOUGHT, GENTLEMEN...

ALL YOU NEED A GUN.

Got it.

SO DO I.

ALL RIGHT, TANGO, LET'S TAKE HIM ALIVE.

KNEECAPS ON 3. CALL IT.

1...

2!

HEY...

MY SIGHTS ARE OFF.

MINE, TOO.

YEAH.

CASH, GET THE DOOR!

[ALARM SOUNDS]

HURRY UP!

CATHERINE.

CATHERINE.

HOW DID YOU KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT?

YOU SAW THE RING, RIGHT?

NO. THE MONOGRAM. IT WAS REVERSED IN THE MIRRORS.

THE RING WAS ON THE WRONG HAND.

ARE WE CLEVER OR WHAT?

LET'S GO.

COME ON, CATHERINE.

20 SECONDS, CASH.

AAH!

AAH!

IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF NEW POLLUTION IN THE SKY TONIGHT,

AND THEY CALL IT PERRET.

YEAH.

KIKI, ARE YOU OK?

OH, YEAH, I'M OK. I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

THANKS. I'LL PROBABLY LOSE MY ARM ON ACCOUNT OF SAVING HIM.

CATHERINE, COME ON. IT'S A SCRATCH.

CASH, YOU GOT SLOPPY, AND YOU STUMBLED.

SLOPPY? TANGO, I TOOK THAT HIT FOR YOU.

AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU,

YOU'RE STILL UNGRATEFUL.

DONE FOR ME?

GUYS, STOP ARGUING.

HE JUST CAN'T ACCEPT HE'S L.A.'S NUMBER TWO COP.

IT'S VERY HARD FOR HIM.

DREAM ON. YOU GOT YOUR VERSION.

I GOT THE TRUTH.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT

YOU GUYS WORK WELL TOGETHER?

NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, RAY,

I'VE AT LEAST EARNED THE RIGHT TO DATE YOUR SISTER.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

DEAL.

♪ OW ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA PUT A MESSAGE THROUGH MY HEART ♪

♪ SHOOT THE ARROW IN THE MORNIN' ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ I'M GONNA RISE AND SHINE AND WAKE YOU UP ♪

♪ AND MOVE YOU WITHOUT WARNIN' ♪

♪ CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ I UNDERSTAND ♪

♪ THE REASON FOR DESIRE ♪

♪ THE BAND OF GOLD I GIVE TO YOU ♪

♪ WILL BE THE RING OF FIRE ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ SOMETHIN' IN YOUR KISS THAT LASTS FOREVER ♪

♪ I'M BURNIN' IN THE HEAT FOR YOU ♪

♪ I LOVE YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ OOH ♪

♪ GONNA WORK ALL DAY TO BUY YOU PRETTY THINGS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL ♪

♪ YOU CAN WORK ME OVERTIME ♪

♪ KNOCK ME OUT ♪

♪ GOT MY SENSES IN A WHIRL ♪

♪ LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE BURNIN' DOWN THE TRACK ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY DESTINATION ♪

♪ ONE ON ONE AND KISS FOR KISS ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY FASCINATION ♪

♪ LOVE YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ SOMETHIN' THAT YOU READ ABOUT IN HEADLINES ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ I FEEL THE HEAT FOR YOU ♪

♪ I WANNA ROCK YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ SOMETHIN' IN YOUR TOUCH THAT HOLDS THE PROMISE ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ YOU GOT ME FEELIN' ALL SHOOK UP ♪

♪ I LOVE YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ I PUT MY KEY ♪

♪ INSIDE YOUR DOOR ♪

♪ IT FEELS SO GOOD ♪

♪ WHEN I COME HOME AT NIGHT ♪

♪ WE'RE ROCKIN' THE NEIGHBORHOOD ♪

♪ ROCKIN' THE NEIGHBORHOOD ♪

♪ SOMETHIN' THAT YOU READ ABOUT IN HEADLINES ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ I FEEL THE HEAT FOR YOU ♪

♪ I WANNA ROCK YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OW ♪

♪ I WANNA LOVE YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OH ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OW ♪

♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ I WANNA LOVE YOU 'ROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ OW ♪

♪ OOH, YEAH ♪

♪ BEST OF WHAT I GOT ♪

♪ LISTEN ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ♪