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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 [BLANK_AUDIO] 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:20,000 [MUSIC] 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:30,000 [MUSIC] 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:40,000 [MUSIC] 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:50,000 [MUSIC] 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:01,000 [MUSIC] 7 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Good morning. 8 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 And another bad dream last night. 9 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,560 No, not a nightmare, bad dream. 10 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,480 Give me the tingles. 11 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:26,000 And do you know what we do when we get the tingles? 12 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 That's a very hip hop, we jump it off. 13 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Jump it, jump it. 14 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:39,000 [MUSIC] 15 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:45,000 [MUSIC] 16 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Good morning, Mommy. 17 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Don't you look pretty? 18 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 How many of you have today? 19 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 This makes four. 20 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Good girl. 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 And I'm not out your TV guys for the day. 22 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Oh boy. 23 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Okay, I'm going to Peabody to get debriefed. 24 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 I really think it's gonna be different this time. 25 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Of course, if you think like a butterfly, you'll be a butterfly. 26 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Okay, I'll be back soon, love you lots. 27 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,000 And go easy on the free jazz, you know it gives you diarrhea. 28 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Baby, I'll be getting the wrong. 29 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I always still go in strong. 30 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,000 [MUSIC] 31 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I took your car to the day. 32 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I didn't even ask. 33 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 And now you're going to go last. 34 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:52,000 [MUSIC] 35 00:02:52,000 --> 00:03:02,000 [MUSIC] 36 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 [MUSIC] 37 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:12,000 [MUSIC] 38 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:18,000 [MUSIC] 39 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Bitch, what the fuck? 40 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 I'm sorry. 41 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I thought that you were trying to eat her breast. 42 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 [MUSIC] 43 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 What's up, honey? 44 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Come on. 45 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 It's a health care friend. 46 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Yeah, that actually would be great. 47 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Come on. 48 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 That's your uncle? 49 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 No, that's my boyfriend, Colin. 50 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 He's only got 15 minutes to get me to school or I miss his window to fall back asleep. 51 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Well, I've never tired. 52 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 What's up? 53 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 What are you waiting on? 54 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 All right. 55 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Kill her, honey. 56 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Thank you. 57 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 See, you play the harp? 58 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 That's so magical. 59 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 You're like an alternate fairy queen teen. 60 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Yeah, that's me. 61 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I play the gem sworn. 62 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 We should totally get together and medieval-y jam sometime. 63 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 I'd have to be super-baked. 64 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 That me too. 65 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I mean, it's embroiled. 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Is this for Tanner and Lauren? 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Yeah. 68 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Colin washed the scabbles and saws at the hospital and her attention. 69 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 70 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I'm... 71 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I'll list a who are you again. 72 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Oh, Lucy Cox. 73 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Sex ed. 74 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Wait. 75 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Really? 76 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Yes. 77 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Well, Dad, I don't know what we're going to do. 78 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Tanner was the leading score in the conference. 79 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Oh, come here. 80 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Come here. 81 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Come here. 82 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Come here. 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Come here. 84 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Come here. 85 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Look. 86 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Come here. 87 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 I'm sorry. 88 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I'm... 89 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I'll list a who are you again. 90 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Oh, Lucy Cox. 91 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Sex ed. 92 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Wait. 93 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Really? 94 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Yes. 95 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Oh, come here. 96 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Come here. 97 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Yeah, I'll talk to Lee about us in that view, but that's going to cost Major Mula. 98 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Call me later. 99 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Lucy Cox. 100 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Welcome back, kiddo. 101 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Hello, principal Heiman. 102 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I'm in a Cox. 103 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Together again. 104 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 It's so weird being back. 105 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Everything looks so shrunken. 106 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Well, what are you going to do? 107 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 So you're going to be manning the maiden voyage of our new sex ed program. 108 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 I personally selected eight students to serve as your guinea pigs. 109 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 And I know this is just a test run, but my butt tells me you're going to do great. 110 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Do you mean your gut? 111 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 My butt gut. 112 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 You know, that's the puffier. 113 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 I think that guys have a butt or penis. 114 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 That's called a butt gut. 115 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh, my gosh. 116 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Oh, my gosh. 117 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 I mean, I still can't believe you hired me, principal Heiman. 118 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Call me Adam. 119 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 And I think it's very brave of you to want to come back. 120 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I mean, you had a rough go the first time around. 121 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:34,000 And I was tickled when in lieu of a resume, I received this cool card. 122 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Tech card rules. 123 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yeah. 124 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Man, you look good. 125 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Between you and I, you've aged so much better than the other alumni. 126 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 You've maintained a certain milkiness. 127 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I tried to stay indoors. 128 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Hey, since we're on the subject, I haven't heard any updates about Tom and the pirate newsletter. 129 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Whatever half an old Tom. 130 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Tom. 131 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Oh, your Tom. 132 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Right. 133 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 He dropped off the Peabody radar. 134 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 We haven't heard from him since he incident. 135 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 No big what? 136 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 He just popped into my head. 137 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Well, that's understandable. 138 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 You never forget your first. 139 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 So Tanner and Lauren died in a horrific car crash. 140 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000 The less of their do not finger fuck and drive. 141 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I'm having posters put up all over the school. 142 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Then another one of my star athletes breaks his penis on this chicks' taint. 143 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I've had four reported pregnancies in the last two weeks. 144 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Those are public school numbers. 145 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 More pregnancies? 146 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Haven't these kids heard of adoption? 147 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 The other day, this female student, they're not. 148 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000 The other day, this female student tried to kill herself because everybody found out she could ejaculate. 149 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 They called that a squirter. 150 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I concur. 151 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 That kids are so mean, the boyger, so she slit her wrist. 152 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Didn't help their names for Berta. 153 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 For Berta this squirter. 154 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Right. 155 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Yeah. 156 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 What the hell is that supposed to be? 157 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I think it's a piece of pussy. 158 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Well, it looks like a goddamn carrot. 159 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I got to fire the art teacher. 160 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Lee, me, me, my office later. 161 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 If me, me. 162 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You remember our custodial engineer, Lee? 163 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 He's a stage for believing now. 164 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 What do you think? 165 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 But he looks so trim. 166 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Well, that place that you haven't changed a bit. 167 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:16,000 You know, I think our pirates are suffering from an acute sexual disconnect brought on by an onslaught of social media and pornography. 168 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,000 These children need to realize that Coitus has consequences. 169 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Well, look no further, Adam. 170 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I'm your man. 171 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 My personal unit will cover the ups and downs of crabs. 172 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Mastication, foreskin, flubber. 173 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Did I mention the crabs in my unit? 174 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 You did. 175 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Crabs. 176 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I got it. 177 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 178 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 No. 179 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 No, Miss. 180 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 The giraffe! 181 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah! 182 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Man, we're counting on you tonight. 183 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Don't forget to work to pick a girl, brother. 184 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 This is my weakness. 185 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Oh, yeah! 186 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Oh, he's a great. 187 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 It's an engine. 188 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Come here. 189 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 He dressed a class. 190 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 And you get's class too, Miss. 191 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's Logan, the giraffe. 192 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 He's our star forward. 193 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Okay. 194 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Listen, Peabody is almost one of the state championships six years in a row. 195 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 But if we don't win it this year, I'm going to say, "Fuck it." 196 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 And move to Bangkok. 197 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Tell me, Lacey, do you believe in basketball? 198 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 No. 199 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I don't like the sound of squeaking shoes. 200 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Well, basketball is our religion here, and we are about a tumble service. 201 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 It is our pride, and it is our joy. 202 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:26,000 And the sooner that you can accept that big orange ball into your heart, the better off you're going to be. 203 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 And we conclude here at the Teachers Lounge. 204 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 And away, sis from all the acne and hormones. 205 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 This is your safe zone from all the madness out there. 206 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Well, take care. 207 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 We'll see you bright and early tomorrow morning. 208 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Unless you want to stick around until three. 209 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 We have this wonderful gentleman from Gambia. 210 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 That's going to be showing off his colorful native garb in the language lab. 211 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh. 212 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 That's really nice, but I don't see myself doing that. 213 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Thank you, though. 214 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Hey. 215 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 I had to ask, right? 216 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 No harm there, right? 217 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 No harm there, right? 218 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Hey. 219 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 How you doing? 220 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Good. 221 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 How are you? 222 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Good. 223 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Why are we whispering? 224 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Oh, sorry. 225 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Yeah. 226 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I'm in the library all day. 227 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 You get kind of used to it. 228 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I'm Mike. 229 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Lacey Cox. 230 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,000 We're a librarian in a way that's so serendipitously cool. 231 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Sweet vocab. 232 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Hey, I don't mean to sound like a prick or anything lacy, 233 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 but students aren't allowed in here. 234 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 I know. 235 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 And I will do my best to enforce that rule now that I'm on him and staff. 236 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 We got to protect our safe zone. 237 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Hey. 238 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 You're a teacher? 239 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Oh. 240 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Hold on. 241 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Let me recalibrate my body language. 242 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Mm. 243 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Mm. 244 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Mm. 245 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 [LAUGHS] 246 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Oral Karens. 247 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Oral Karens. 248 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 What's the fuck? 249 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 What's the fuck? 250 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 So, uh, would you go to teach modeling? 251 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 No, sex ed, actually. 252 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I'm here to scare the kids straight. 253 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Bad ass, Miss Cox. 254 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Wasn't Java? 255 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Ick, no. 256 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Do you have chocolate? 257 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Hot chocolate. 258 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 What are you, seven? 259 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 [LAUGHS] 260 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 [PHONE RINGING] 261 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Okay. 262 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Back to the berry. 263 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Uh, maybe I could sit in on one of your classes sometime. 264 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 I could be your demonstration, dummy. 265 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 How would be helpful? 266 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Well, I'm sure you'll be seeing a lot more of me. 267 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I hope so. 268 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:19,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 269 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 [CHEERING] 270 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Pretty good stuff. 272 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Isn't it Peabody the greatest? 273 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 274 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:41,000 It's not my fault you can't handle this, Coochy. 275 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I'm second in a shiver. 276 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Open your mouth, bitch. 277 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,000 I ain't about to have no dirty ass kid. 278 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 You swallowed a shit. 279 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yeah, my fuck, that's three plant D-Pills nine. 280 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I ain't packing another one. 281 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 My pussy's gonna fall up in the dirt. 282 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Stick your ugly ass tongue out. 283 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Hey, there you are. 284 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Leave her alone. 285 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 You mind your damn business, give me a look. 286 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 What could you do? 287 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 You about to be my new bitch, now. 288 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Matter of fact, I'm gonna call you Sheriff. 289 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Stay back. 290 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Now, how are you gonna suck my dick from someone? 291 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 I'm gonna suck my dick from sofa, I'll be sure. 292 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 [CHEERING] 293 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Sorry, sorry! 294 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 You can't leave yet. 295 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 You ain't even suck my dick yet. 296 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 [CHEERING] 297 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Why, you running, sir? 298 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Huh? 299 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Can we go, man? 300 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Sheriff! 301 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 [CHEERING] 302 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Don't use the syrup where the bottle is that lady. 303 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I know, Mama. 304 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 And I hope you made enough batter, 'cause your sister's coming 305 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 for supper. 306 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Rod, really? 307 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 She's our place. 308 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Hey. 309 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Hi, Mommy. 310 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Missed you. 311 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Baby honey. 312 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Pancake night again? 313 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 You know, Mom has diabetes lazy. 314 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 The doctors are gonna cut her feet off. 315 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Oh, I'd like to see them dry. 316 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Nice to hear her sister. 317 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,000 She's had a big, tough day at her new job. 318 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Nice to get a job. 319 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 How does lazy get a job but not me? 320 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 She didn't even go to college. 321 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 You have a job. 322 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I volunteer at the youth center in the freaking ghetto. 323 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Today we took the kids' enemy commas and no one was paying attention. 324 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Thomas? 325 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I need bad breath on top of all their other problems. 326 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 OK, lazy. 327 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 What's your big, tough new job? 328 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 She teaches sex ed at Peabody. 329 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 [LAUGHS] 330 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 What? 331 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Please tell me this is a joke. 332 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Is it a joke? 333 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 No, it's not a joke. 334 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 So there, anybody can teach sex ed, why not me? 335 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Well, for starters, you're a fucking virgin. 336 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 That's true. 337 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Dr. Rice can barely get that do-hickey in you at your last checkup. 338 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 But just need more jelly. 339 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Lazy, you need to resign. 340 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 You're gonna fuck those kids up. 341 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Where's the needed Tom? 342 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,000 How dare you bring Tom into this mom? 343 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 You teach sex that is like Helen Keller giving surfing lessons. 344 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Well, Helen Keller's a whole bag and so are you. 345 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 346 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 I'm so sick of-- 347 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 348 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 349 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 [SIGHS] 350 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 351 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 352 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 353 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 354 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 355 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 356 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 357 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 358 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 359 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I think Tom's back in the way. 360 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 361 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Look at Tom's back. 362 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Hey, Tom's back. 363 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Hey, man. 364 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 365 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I'll be a better spider. 366 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I'll be a better spider. 367 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 There's like-- it'll be a better flight. 368 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,360 Think like a better flight. 369 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,000 You'll be a better flight. 370 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 371 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 372 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 373 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 374 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 375 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 376 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 377 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 378 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 379 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 380 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 381 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 382 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 383 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 [muffled muttering] 384 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,240 Hello, fellow teachers. 385 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:44,240 Is Mike and you're a friend of Mike's. 386 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,240 I think we're well on our way. 387 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,240 Well, Mike is the librarian, so why don't you take a while 388 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,240 to guess about where it could be. 389 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,240 Cut it out, Jenna. We get it. She's younger than you. 390 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,240 Hi. 391 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,240 My name is Coach Bush. 392 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,240 For more weeks, you can call me Mo. 393 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,240 Yeah, homo. 394 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:03,240 I teach Jim, and I train a soon-to-be champion fight. 395 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,240 I'm Lacy Cox. 396 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,240 Sex ed. 397 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,240 Oh, we know. 398 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,240 Love you, whistle. 399 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,240 I have a pretty good collection myself. 400 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,240 Cool beans. 401 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,240 Oh, drop body office anytime. 402 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,240 My door is always open. 403 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,240 His back door. 404 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,240 Fuck you, bitch. 405 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:22,240 Nice socks. 406 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,240 Very plunky Brewster, Abia. 407 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,240 Thanks! 408 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,240 I love rainbows. 409 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,240 They're so inclusive. 410 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,240 So what do you all do? 411 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,240 Physics. 412 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,240 Physics? 413 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,240 Did you ever take a balloon and rub it against your throat? 414 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,240 No, I think for sure to warm it. 415 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,240 I'm feeling facts. 416 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Not friction. 417 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,240 [MUSIC PLAYING] 418 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,240 She's so dikey. 419 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,240 Welcome to sex ed Govers. 420 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,240 I'm your host, Lacy Cox. 421 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,240 We're going to have so much fun. 422 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,240 And don't worry. 423 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 424 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 425 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 426 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 427 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 428 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 429 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 430 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 431 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 432 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 433 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 434 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 435 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 436 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 437 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 438 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 439 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 440 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 441 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 442 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 443 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 444 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 445 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 446 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,240 I'm going to be a good boy. 447 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,240 I'm sure we'll cover that. 448 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,240 Go ahead and take a seat. 449 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,240 Did you bring pizza? 450 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,240 Because this seems like the class you get pizza with. 451 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,240 I will bring pizza when I feel you have all worked hard enough. 452 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:38,240 Now, I'd like to start by having everybody stay their names and some sexual factorial 453 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,240 about themselves. 454 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,240 What do you mean sexual factorial? 455 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,240 Like if for virgins are not? 456 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,240 Yeah, but I doubt everyone in this room is a virgin. 457 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,240 I think we have an early bloomer to in here. 458 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,240 Raise your hands and you've done the nasty. 459 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:55,240 I mean, you need two kids. 460 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,240 You need to. 461 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,240 I shot my V card up in this little long time ago. 462 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,240 So who wants to go first? 463 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240 I'm Natalie. 464 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,240 I lost my virginity at 13 to a guy who was uncircumcised. 465 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,240 It looked just like a freaking ant eater. 466 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,240 We made even grosser as that we were on a picnic blanket, covered in ants. 467 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,240 And all I could think about was his weird dick, sucking up the ants and turning his 468 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,240 ball bag into an ant worm. 469 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,240 I just want to clarify real quick that the old bartender from Malbec, yeah, he didn't 470 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,240 pee in my mouth when I asked his D last week. 471 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,240 He texted me and told me that his sperm was watery because of some eggs. 472 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,240 So my bad. 473 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,240 Oh, I'm bent yet and if you don't know the word, then look it up. 474 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,240 I'm fuzzy. 475 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,240 I'm retarded. 476 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,240 My name's Chris. 477 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,240 It's pronounced like death, but everybody calls me "queeph" because they see that I 478 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,240 "queeph" all the time and then I spray a tuna mist. 479 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,240 You all make a trumpet noise when I walk by. 480 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240 And I hate it here. 481 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240 I'm Connor. 482 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,240 I like taking my butt lit. 483 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,240 Sex to me is whatever. 484 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:55,240 I've only ever been with my boyfriend, Colin. 485 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,240 I guess we've evolved past all that. 486 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,240 We're the only like an old married couple. 487 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:05,240 So we just like watch anime, make vegan spring rolls. 488 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,240 I ride my bike. 489 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,240 The nicer stuff. 490 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240 I'm giraffe. 491 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:15,240 Number 24 and this class, part of my choice of words, Frederick, is retarded. 492 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,240 I don't see what you can teach us that we don't already know. 493 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,240 I mean, it's just dick and pussy. 494 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,240 Who gives a shit? 495 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,240 My name's Deanna. 496 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,240 I'm a pretty sexual person. 497 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,240 Last year I bonus a 32-year-old named Bruce. 498 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:32,240 You gave me a molluscan, which is kind of like words and I hear it can spread to your hands 499 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,240 and your face, but I have no symptoms. 500 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,240 And I'm up front with all my partners about it. 501 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,240 I just hope it doesn't land on my asshole. 502 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,240 She's gonna fucking vomit. 503 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240 I'm a bum. 504 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,240 Wow, gang. 505 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,240 T.M.I. 506 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,240 Where should we start? 507 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,240 Oh, yes. 508 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,240 Here we go. 509 00:18:54,240 --> 00:19:00,240 We all know that sex in the classic colonial position leads to a child. 510 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:06,240 Spirm when taken orally does not lead to conception if you chew it well enough. 511 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:11,240 The female vagina sucks up the man's dingus. 512 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:19,240 Then with vaginas distillists, she conjures the tadpoles from the man's scrotus. 513 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:23,240 And they swim to the egg ahead, but I get with her ghost faces. 514 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,240 Thus making a baby. 515 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,240 Hopefully a girl. 516 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,240 Got it? 517 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,240 Good. 518 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,240 Don't tell me I'm gonna get y'all's names down soon. 519 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,240 Frudric. 520 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,240 What is your question? 521 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,240 Miss Cox, are you fucking with us? 522 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,240 What? 523 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,240 No. 524 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,440 I thought you were retarded. 525 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,440 Boom. 526 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:42,440 Gotcha. 527 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,080 Looks like you're the retarded one, yo. 528 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:45,920 I was not! 529 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,880 It's quiet! 530 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,160 That's F** was mad at me yet because everyone was crazy. 531 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:51,660 But he's like, "retight. 532 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,660 We sack. 533 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,360 We sack. 534 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360 We sack. 535 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,060 We sack. 536 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,060 We sack. 537 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,060 We sack. 538 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,060 We sack. 539 00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,060 We sack. 540 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,060 We sack. 541 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,060 We sack. 542 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,060 We sack. 543 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,060 We sack. 544 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,060 We sack. 545 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,060 We sack. 546 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,200 You too, what's that? 547 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,580 We don't redone. 548 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,400 We don't redone. 549 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400 We don't redone. 550 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,980 We don't redone. 551 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,880 We don't redone. 552 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,580 You slipped. 553 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,280 This is up, Chuck, isn't it? 554 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280 Yeah. 555 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,220 That's mine. 556 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,620 Is the resource all ready? 557 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:30,740 Oh, don't laugh. 558 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:31,880 Wow, I'm sorry. 559 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,780 That is just the roughest of the rough. 560 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,280 It was evil. 561 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,180 Kids. 562 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,740 What's wrong with kids today? 563 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,980 It's meth, isn't it? 564 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,220 Not teenagers. 565 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,860 They just porn stars with pimples? 566 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,180 Who's this? 567 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:48,300 I asked my boyfriend, Tae-Tae. 568 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:48,820 I'm sorry. 569 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:49,980 I mean, Taylor. 570 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:53,020 Boyfriend, you're a homosexual? 571 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,100 You must have the biggest crush on my fillet, 572 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,060 Borean. 573 00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:58,860 Oh, not even close. 574 00:20:58,860 --> 00:20:59,980 Oh, no. 575 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,380 It's being a gay, amazing. 576 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,580 Can be if you have the right partner, 577 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,540 and if you only don't special-k on a weekends. 578 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:09,860 I love a special-k. 579 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:11,380 Tae's a musician. 580 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:14,940 It's things in a scream of emo band called Window Pain. 581 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,460 Do you like music? 582 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,500 Sort of. 583 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,900 A lot of British girl power stuff. 584 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,740 Front-town holiday jubilee jug band. 585 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,980 That's good, shit. 586 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,980 So tell me a little bit more about yourself, so I don't mean 587 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,860 to pry, but I didn't notice your car was covered in rainbows. 588 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,020 Aren't they the coolest? 589 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,220 Yeah, and brave. 590 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,660 So I take the rainbows to mean that you're-- 591 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:38,500 Irish? 592 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,420 No, sir. 593 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,420 Right. 594 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:53,460 Oh, hey. 595 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,300 What's going on? 596 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,060 It's the talk of the town. 597 00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,900 Mate, what a nice surprise. 598 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:57,500 What's up? 599 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,020 Oh, nothing. 600 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:01,700 Just waiting for a delivery of the D and worded huck fins. 601 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,140 I'm liking this new custodial look. 602 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:04,820 Thanks. 603 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:07,860 I'm my clothes recovered and believe the janitor vomit. 604 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,300 You look like a rapist. 605 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,740 A really hot one, though, so I mean, if you were to rape a dude, 606 00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:14,300 you'd be like, yes, rape me. 607 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:14,900 Nice. 608 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,100 Yeah. 609 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,100 Spike, I need your help. 610 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,900 You think that you could pick out some naughtyish titles for me? 611 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,940 And I can need to bone up on my sex ed. 612 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:23,780 Sure thing. 613 00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,740 Let's get y'all boned up on the bone and down. 614 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,460 All right, let's see what we got. 615 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,780 Markade the saw. 616 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:35,220 Ooh, Lexus, Nexus, Nexus, Nexus. 617 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,220 Let out. 618 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,060 Let out. 619 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:37,980 Boom. 620 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:40,580 Here it is, the commasutra. 621 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,220 You read this one, and within a week, 622 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,660 you'll be cleaning yourself like a cat. 623 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:48,020 Cheers. 624 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:50,540 I'm glad these aren't a stressors, Ness. 625 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,140 You know, my boyfriend, my ex boyfriend, Tom, 626 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,180 he wanted to be a librarian. 627 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,700 Oh, this one sick. 628 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,700 But Ty, story of the eye. 629 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:58,740 This one's about a skank. 630 00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:01,220 It puts a bloody bullnut upper smash. 631 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:02,060 Very romantic. 632 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:07,420 There we go. 633 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,900 That should wet yep, pretty good. 634 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,140 Thanks so much. 635 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,220 This rocks. 636 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:13,860 Hey, you want to hang out sometime? 637 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,580 You know, maybe outside of Peabody? 638 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,340 Are you kidding me? 639 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:17,980 I'd love to. 640 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,140 See you later, Mike. 641 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,820 Ooh, you're going to get it. 642 00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:26,620 Hey, Lacy, do you need some help? 643 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,860 It's OK. 644 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:29,700 I got it, pal. 645 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,220 One sec. 646 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:31,420 I just got to help my friend. 647 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:32,220 Oh, no. 648 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:37,740 You don't need money. 649 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,660 Yeah, their kids might see us and make fun of you. 650 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,820 It makes fun of me already. 651 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:45,060 Look, I'm sorry I was laughing a little today. 652 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,660 It was kind of dickish. 653 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,660 It's OK. 654 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,380 I must have looked pretty stupid up there. 655 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:52,900 You'll get better, right? 656 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:53,900 [MUSIC PLAYING] 657 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,180 What's up? 658 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,740 It's time to have anxiety and panic. 659 00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,700 Sorry, he just got to tattoo of a cave finishing. 660 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,180 So he's not feeling so good. 661 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:03,740 What the-- 662 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:04,780 Where are you going to fuck? 663 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,340 You better run along. 664 00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:07,260 Your love for her awaits. 665 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:13,180 OK. 666 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,660 Don't forget to bring your gem swords sometime for our jam sash. 667 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:22,220 [LAUGHS] 668 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:26,220 [MUSIC PLAYING] 669 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:34,780 Hey, Lazy. 670 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:35,860 They already fire your ass? 671 00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:36,900 Eat me. 672 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,780 I'd be the first. 673 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,780 Be atch. 674 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 675 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:51,140 [LAUGHS] 676 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,140 Eat me. 677 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:52,860 That. 678 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,340 She'll look with the flash. 679 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:56,100 There's nobody out of here at dipstone. 680 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,340 I used to think that Roberta the Scooter 681 00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:03,540 was the weirdest chicken school, but Ms. Cox is crazy whack-bunking. 682 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:06,340 I want to bust the nut on those big ass teeth. 683 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,060 I like how weird she is, man. 684 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:10,740 But that vaj looks like a pepperoni sandwich. 685 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:14,580 Ooh, dude, those panties are definitely full for you to me. 686 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,860 Y'all are making me hungry and shit. 687 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:16,860 [LAUGHS] 688 00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:21,060 Yo, here you-- 689 00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,060 Uh-oh. 690 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:25,100 Jerry Curl Alert. 691 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,100 [LAUGHS] 692 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,140 Wow. 693 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,540 It isn't the Peabody penises. 694 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:30,620 At least we got penises. 695 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,500 Yeah, these dog couches in the pillow, by the-- 696 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,460 OK, well, at least our coach exclusively 697 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,020 has anal sex, which is like the coolest sex 698 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,620 you can have mother fuck. 699 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,940 Are you faggots going to fell at your jump? 700 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:41,580 Yeah. 701 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:42,500 Let's get this started. 702 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,380 Jump club. 703 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,220 Now in session. 704 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:44,900 Woo! 705 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,580 This is so freaking sexy. 706 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,620 Babe, it's better than sex. 707 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,820 I didn't feel the grass. 708 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,500 Grass. 709 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,740 Grass is for Mexicans, bro. 710 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:55,620 Fuck, yeah. 711 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,220 Shall we hit her so the king is rough? 712 00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:58,940 This jumping shit, nigga. 713 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,380 Is out baby's pussy. 714 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:01,300 Fuck, yeah, Logan. 715 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:04,100 This is just a few feet higher than the last one. 716 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,300 Fly like the fucking angel you are. 717 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,060 Everybody shut the fuck up. 718 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:08,820 We concentrate. 719 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:12,180 This is more technical than it seems. 720 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,660 He's not going to do it. 721 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:32,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 722 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:36,220 Arms away, bitches. 723 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,740 Baby, Logan. 724 00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:39,700 Oh my god, he's not moving. 725 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:43,540 Ralph, we're trying to get attention a little bit. 726 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,820 Man, this should ain't tight. 727 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:46,660 Let's tear. 728 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:49,940 Oh, looks like we'll be taking state now. 729 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:51,820 Oh, these shoes came off. 730 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,540 That's not a good sign. 731 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:54,540 Fuck. 732 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:58,020 [MUSIC PLAYING] 733 00:26:58,020 --> 00:27:01,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 734 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,700 Hey, girls, hungry? 735 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,540 How about we go inside? 736 00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:32,540 And I'll feel y'all. 737 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:44,260 Got a couple of nice buns in here. 738 00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:45,220 All right, let's get sticky. 739 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:55,140 I want extra ketchup. 740 00:27:55,140 --> 00:28:00,780 And I want extra mustard. 741 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,900 Shut up, bitch. 742 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:02,580 Just be happy. 743 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,100 This is in spicy mustard. 744 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:10,500 That ketchup in your gut, girl. 745 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,380 All right, I'm a squirt. 746 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:16,380 [MUSIC PLAYING] 747 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:19,860 [MUSIC PLAYING] 748 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:22,860 [MUSIC PLAYING] 749 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:27,860 I'm getting dull. 750 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:30,860 [MUSIC PLAYING] 751 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:42,140 What the fuck is going on in here? 752 00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,300 Nothing. 753 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,020 Why are you always here? 754 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,180 I was class today. 755 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,620 Was terribly awesome. 756 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:48,540 Awesome. 757 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,380 Terribly awesome. 758 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,060 I'm sure. 759 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,540 Lazy you're in over your head. 760 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:54,620 And I'm the perfect resource for you to use in abuse. 761 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,580 Let me help you. 762 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:59,500 Really? 763 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,980 Kids are pretty advanced. 764 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,660 Anything from a little sis. 765 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:03,620 Thank you. 766 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,620 This means the world to me. 767 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,460 Please come in. 768 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:06,460 There's much to discuss. 769 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:08,500 Yeah, the first thing you have to know is the human butthole 770 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,020 is extremely elastic. 771 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:14,780 Shirts, skins, shirts, skins. 772 00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:16,060 This is so fucking gay. 773 00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:17,420 I heard that motherfucker. 774 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:20,380 Skins, skins, shirts, shirts. 775 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,180 Shirts. 776 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,660 I need to talk to you right now. 777 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:23,660 Yes, sir. 778 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,660 All right, I want to see some hustle guys. 779 00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:27,500 No, no. 780 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,660 I'm going to see you fucking wrong. 781 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:33,100 What the fuck? 782 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,700 They're going to crack down and jump, gloves. 783 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,180 So hard. 784 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:37,740 Keep your mouth shut. 785 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:39,660 Drive for most to keep us legasew up. 786 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,260 I know. 787 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:45,300 And we find a new jump king, yo, quick. 788 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:48,940 So if you're paralyzed, can you not fill your balls or dick 789 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:51,780 at all, like even if they itch? 790 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,940 I didn't get their cocks set for the penis palm, 791 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,100 and then you can sit on it for about 80 seconds. 792 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,700 And you can still get them out, you know, like this. 793 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,140 They don't help soles. 794 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,420 You're gating in from hell. 795 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,180 Shut your whole breath. 796 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,060 All of them. 797 00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:06,420 Please, I can't even think of your quiffy. 798 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:08,340 I don't quiff shit, farts. 799 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,140 Sorry, I'm late, dickheads. 800 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:11,900 I was dropping a deuce in the girl's bathroom, 801 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,780 and I got so turned on by my own stench, 802 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:14,780 and I had to rub one out. 803 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:21,180 You know, believe me? 804 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:23,780 You want to smell my fingers? 805 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,020 Factory charred. 806 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,620 Smell my fingers. 807 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,460 What does that smell like? 808 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,340 Sleep. 809 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:31,100 Peanut butter? 810 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,580 Oh, right. 811 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,060 So I had some peanut butter crackers 812 00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:37,540 after I gave myself the old death finger. 813 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,940 I see cocks, sex balls. 814 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:40,740 You bet I do. 815 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,060 Are we getting pieces today? 816 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:42,780 No. 817 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:43,620 Shut up. 818 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:44,140 Oh, come on. 819 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:45,300 I'm on the rag. 820 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:46,300 I need some cheese. 821 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:49,220 Hey, if I wanted any lip, I'd pull my pants down. 822 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:50,380 Where's Logan? 823 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,580 He jumped off a building, and he's going to be an old chair. 824 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:54,340 But if you would have made it, no one would have ever 825 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,860 said shit, because that jump was highest balls. 826 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:58,580 Oh, too bad so sad. 827 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,580 Why is she dressed like a slutty witch? 828 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:03,140 I'm on you little goo-bruz and goo-bruz. 829 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,820 I know all about your sado mania, your beloved 830 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,620 interracial cream pies. 831 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,580 I'm hip-tier hot dog animus. 832 00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:11,220 You want sex ed? 833 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:11,980 You got it. 834 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:12,940 Hot dog animus. 835 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,140 What's going into you? 836 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,500 You're totally waking up. 837 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,180 Silence! 838 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,140 I want everyone to partner up. 839 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:22,620 Today I will be teaching you the pretzel-inspired 840 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:24,260 lesbianic act of sizzering. 841 00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:28,420 Partner up. 842 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,340 Come on, it's time to buff the donus. 843 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:31,380 Is this what you guys wanted? 844 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,620 You're queuing guzzlers. 845 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:33,220 I'm down. 846 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:33,820 Wait. 847 00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:35,420 We don't have to take this dog shit. 848 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:37,740 My dad is in the mafia. 849 00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:39,540 Yeah, fuck this. 850 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:40,460 Five minute rule. 851 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:43,500 Five minutes of you acting like a crazy ass bitch. 852 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,740 Where do you think you're going? 853 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:46,260 When first I see them walk out? 854 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:50,340 Why am freaking taking my heart's out for you? 855 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:52,860 Natalie. 856 00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:54,060 Alyssa, come on. 857 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:56,260 Stay with me. 858 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:59,060 Who are you? 859 00:31:59,060 --> 00:31:59,620 I don't know. 860 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:04,460 Great job, Alyssa. 861 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,780 Scare him off. 862 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:10,180 The dog's being reported in the master's office immediately. 863 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,700 Snitches. 864 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,220 Lacey, what am I going to do with you? 865 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:16,540 You come to class dressed like a goddamn prostitute. 866 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,700 Are you sure you're even qualified to do this job? 867 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:19,780 It's not my fault. 868 00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:20,620 They started it. 869 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,260 They said like one of them. 870 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:24,060 We can't have any more fuck-ups. 871 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:25,740 Adam, please don't fire me. 872 00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:26,860 I just got carried away. 873 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,500 Well, you'd be out of here on your rump right now 874 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,620 if I wasn't so fond of you. 875 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,660 I've been in fan of yours since you were 14. 876 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,660 Give me another chance. 877 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,780 I know I can do better. 878 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:35,980 Well, you can't do any worse. 879 00:32:35,980 --> 00:32:41,820 Have you heard about this jump club bullshit? 880 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:42,700 Jump club? 881 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,020 Yeah, a bunch of kids. 882 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:44,660 They're running around. 883 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:47,020 They're jumping off of buildings and bridges. 884 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,380 And they keep going higher and higher 885 00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:50,740 to make it more dangerous. 886 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,380 Well, it has to stop, obviously. 887 00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:54,260 So please keep your eyes open. 888 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:54,740 Oh, I will. 889 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,740 Wide open. 890 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:58,340 Spread eagle. 891 00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,380 OK. 892 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:00,860 Oh, by the way, you're going to have a new student 893 00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:01,980 in your class tomorrow. 894 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,500 Please, death you, a boo. 895 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,420 Sir, with all due respect, I don't think 896 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,820 I can handle a whole mother's student. 897 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,820 You can, and you will. 898 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,340 All right? 899 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,820 A boo's helping out the basketball team. 900 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:11,900 My Logan recovers. 901 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,140 And he's all we got. 902 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:16,780 So please welcome him with open arms and kid gloves. 903 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:19,780 If it means I can keep my job, then, of course, he's welcome. 904 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,180 Good girl. 905 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:23,500 Oh, and after school with the language lab, 906 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,100 we've got this hilarious Filipino dwarf. 907 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,580 And he's going to be teaching us how to make a hosahasa. 908 00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:30,980 So you want to be my date? 909 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:34,540 Oh, no, thanks. 910 00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:35,060 OK. 911 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:46,780 I hear you're doing a bang up job. 912 00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:48,340 Bravo. 913 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,540 Your regular owl can see. 914 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,140 Are you so cruel to me, Jenna? 915 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,100 Cruel. 916 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,300 Please, girl. 917 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,340 I just think you're incompetent to the kids. 918 00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,980 Well, I think your wet clay coffee breath 919 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:00,300 is a danger to the kids. 920 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,540 You know, you really should grow up. 921 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,660 Pretty soon it won't be so cute. 922 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:09,660 Oh, and about your date with Mike. 923 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:13,300 I hear he likes to-- how do I put this inertia right for? 924 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,860 Pump him and dump him. 925 00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:20,060 What the hell are you doing? 926 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:23,020 I'm flipping you off with my toes. 927 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,060 I'm still doing it. 928 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,740 Well, let's go. 929 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:33,100 Why are you in Frantown? 930 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,460 What happened? 931 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:35,100 Sweet me alone. 932 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:39,820 Is this about class today? 933 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,620 Principal Hyman already ate my ass out about it. 934 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:45,340 Your class is completely fascist. 935 00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:46,740 It's not what's bothering me. 936 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,940 Then what is it? 937 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:49,220 You can tell me. 938 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,020 Stupid. 939 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:54,380 It's just calling. 940 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:57,300 Never wants to have sex with me. 941 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,580 He always makes an excuse. 942 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:03,060 Like, he has got, so are the fair it's making too much noise. 943 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,980 Just makes me feel so ugly, undesirable. 944 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:08,580 Oh, but sweetie, you're so desirable. 945 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:11,180 If I were a guy I'd pump and dump you all the time. 946 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,980 Yeah? 947 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:13,860 I'm hot. 948 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,420 The hottest. 949 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:18,140 Melissa, who gives a fine flip with Colin things? 950 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:21,220 He's flaky and creepy, and he doesn't deserve another single kiss 951 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:21,700 from you. 952 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:25,100 Yeah, he should feel lucky to have me. 953 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,380 I'm totally sexy. 954 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,740 I mean, he's the one with a little tater top dick. 955 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,060 Exactly. 956 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:33,020 Oh, is that somewhere out there your soulmate is waiting for you 957 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,300 right now? 958 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,980 And he's got a big old spud with all the fixings. 959 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:40,780 Yeah, I've got to cover the gym now that you get a boobie. 960 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:41,580 Don't get it. 961 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:43,740 It's totally ticked. 962 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:45,100 Woo-hoo! 963 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,620 Yeah. 964 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:48,140 Let's go. 965 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:49,620 Come on, let's do it. 966 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:53,580 And that's what I'm talking about. 967 00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:55,900 Oh, like, prayers have been answered. 968 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,740 The water full of seconds and the whole is going. 969 00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:58,740 Come on, let's go. 970 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:02,740 We going all the way now. 971 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:03,540 Oh, shit. 972 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,340 And if he's been under the jump king, yo. 973 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:10,340 ♪ All alone, all alone, all alone ♪ 974 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:15,480 ♪ All alone, all alone ♪ 975 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:28,760 You're gonna be my new business. 976 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,340 You met a faculty and we called you ship. 977 00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:35,340 (doorbell rings) 978 00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,340 (doorbell rings) 979 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:38,340 - Sorry. 980 00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:39,420 - You almost got an eyeball. 981 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,780 - Well, I'm like a fanciful 982 00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:43,780 in the front, not the bag. 983 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:46,580 - I'm Lacey's sister, Marcy. 984 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,500 You must be the librarian. 985 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,620 - Well, now, yeah. 986 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:52,460 You're a little bit hotter than Lacey. 987 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:53,540 Sucks. 988 00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:56,620 - Got Marcy, get a grip. 989 00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:59,500 Sorry, my sister likes to flood out with her butt out. 990 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,420 It's gone to my room so we can have some privacy. 991 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,260 - Yeah, take me. 992 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:08,580 - Jesus, Marcy, even I drown. 993 00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:14,660 - What the? 994 00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:17,100 - You just moved back in here? 995 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,820 - No, no, I've always looked here. 996 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:23,620 Do you want some sparkling apple juice? 997 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:24,820 - Some thanks on driving. 998 00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:30,700 - So, that girl, Deanna, from your class, 999 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,940 what's this story? 1000 00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:33,260 She doesn't seem to like me very much. 1001 00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:34,580 She ain't teen yet. 1002 00:37:34,580 --> 00:37:36,660 - She's one of my students that I'm ruining. 1003 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:39,900 - I feel like I'm really losing them. 1004 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:40,740 I don't know what to do. 1005 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,500 Maybe something's holding me back. 1006 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,860 Some like, seal that needs to be broken. 1007 00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:48,460 I don't know, Mike. 1008 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:51,980 I was thinking that even I could like party. 1009 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,300 - Fuck yeah, that's party. 1010 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:57,380 - Wait. 1011 00:37:58,380 --> 00:37:59,700 - Stop. 1012 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,900 That was like eating sushi without swallowing it. 1013 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:02,740 - My side of it. 1014 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:08,340 - So, Lee was the janitor when he went to Peep Body, huh? 1015 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:10,900 He told me a pretty crazy story about you. 1016 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,100 It kind of turned me off. 1017 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,340 - I don't know what you're referring to. 1018 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,780 - The football team, the bucket. 1019 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:16,740 - This is moving a little too fast for me? 1020 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:17,780 - Really? 1021 00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,860 Okay, we could pump the brakes, that's cool. 1022 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:22,740 Ah, shit. 1023 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,460 I got a jet, I got this thing. 1024 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:28,900 Your sister, Marcy Cox, that's with an eye, right? 1025 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:29,740 - Uh-huh. 1026 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:36,100 - All right. 1027 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:39,780 Oh, hey, about the kids. 1028 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:41,260 They're just gonna do what they're gonna do. 1029 00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:43,700 So, you might as well just, I don't know, 1030 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,860 make them feel okay for doing it. 1031 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,980 You know what? 1032 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,380 They're just gonna do it anyway. 1033 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,620 - Oh my God, you're so right. 1034 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,900 - Thank you, Mike. 1035 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,900 (door opens) 1036 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:55,900 (door closes) 1037 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,900 - Oh. 1038 00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:04,900 (door closes) 1039 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:12,900 - Hey, you actually came, yay! 1040 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,900 - We have to. 1041 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:20,900 - Hey, Lacy, you can do this. 1042 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,900 - Still no pizza? 1043 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,900 This is getting stupid. 1044 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:27,900 - Class, I wanted to apologize for being so gruff 1045 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,900 with you yesterday. 1046 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,900 I was trying a new Swedish technique and then backfired 1047 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:35,900 and, oh my God, Deanna, what happened to your face? 1048 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,900 - Oh, it's my mollice gum. 1049 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:37,900 It spread a little bit. 1050 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,900 I was so completely upfront with all my partners. 1051 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,900 - I'm dead, you could unbe. 1052 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,900 - You're gonna be okay, girl. 1053 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:43,900 It's just skin. 1054 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,900 Anyways, I'm glad that came up because it gives us 1055 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,900 a smooth segue into today's class about STDs. 1056 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,900 - Oh. 1057 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,900 - Oh, fuck, that shit. 1058 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:52,900 - I know. 1059 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,900 I know, I hate 'em too, but they're a fact of life. 1060 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,900 You see, kids, sex is a game, 1061 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,900 and STDs are just the bad guys. 1062 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,900 Like soggy's to cap and crunch 1063 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,900 so instead of making your cereal soggy, 1064 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,900 they wanna make your junk soggy. 1065 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,900 Now, who can tell me some of the most popular STDs? 1066 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,900 - Stinky, crotch right? 1067 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:12,900 - Good, good. 1068 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:15,900 I think that that may be more of a hygiene issue, though. 1069 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:16,900 Anybody else? 1070 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:17,900 (door closes) 1071 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:18,900 - I don't know. 1072 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:19,900 Her piece. 1073 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,900 - Her piece is great, but yet. 1074 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:22,900 - I was gonna say her piece. 1075 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:23,900 - We can all say it. 1076 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:24,900 Come on, let's have it. 1077 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:25,900 - Her piece. 1078 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,900 - I can't hear you. 1079 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,900 - Her piece. 1080 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,900 - Again, her piece. 1081 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:31,900 - Her piece. 1082 00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,900 - Oh, her piece runs my family. 1083 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,900 - If I got herpes, I would set myself on fire. 1084 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:36,900 - No. 1085 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:37,900 Her piece is a joke. 1086 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,900 It's for ski-D30 somethings. 1087 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,900 - It's AIDS, we should steer clear of, right? 1088 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:42,900 - AIDS, mains. 1089 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,900 - No, AIDS, AIDS is a week. 1090 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,900 All I gotta do is take like, 1091 00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,900 100 pills in the morning, you're good. 1092 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,900 - I also know of several home remedies, though. 1093 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,900 Knock it socks off. 1094 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,900 - They have these exclusive AIDS clubs where you can go 1095 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,900 raw with other dudes and chicks that have it, 1096 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,900 and they include monkeys, too. 1097 00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:00,900 'Cause that's how that shit got started. 1098 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:02,900 - A monkey threw his current mate, the Z-Wands. 1099 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:03,900 It was hot. 1100 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:04,900 - My cat's at AIDS. 1101 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:05,900 So annoying. 1102 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,900 - You were all making interesting points. 1103 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,900 Now, even though AIDS is no longer a death sentence, 1104 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,900 it doesn't mean you should be humping around. 1105 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,900 - It's important to always wear a condom, 1106 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,900 even if you can't feel anything. 1107 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:18,900 Even on oral sex. 1108 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,900 - Who wants a suck on a nesty-ass rubber? 1109 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,900 - Rubber tastes better than HIV. 1110 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:23,900 That I can assure you even yet. 1111 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:24,900 - Doubt it. 1112 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,900 - At least see, I'm not so sure we should be so cavalier 1113 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:28,900 about this. 1114 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,900 - Oh, let her speak. 1115 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:30,900 She speaks the truth. 1116 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:31,900 - How boo? 1117 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:32,900 - What up, mate? 1118 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:33,900 - Hello? 1119 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,900 - You must be a boo. 1120 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:35,900 Why didn't you take a seat? 1121 00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:36,900 Do you return a split? 1122 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,900 - I know, Todd, it's a little share. 1123 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:41,900 - Well, we were just in the middle of a lively discussion. 1124 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:42,900 - I know, Todd, it's a little share. 1125 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,900 - Well, we were just in the middle of a lively discussion. 1126 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:46,900 - A lively discussion about AIDS. 1127 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,900 Do you have anything to contribute? 1128 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:50,900 - I don't know about no damn AIDS. 1129 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,900 I don't speak to gay people. 1130 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:53,900 - I'm glad that was brought up. 1131 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,900 See, that is a common misconception. 1132 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,900 Straight people are just susceptible. 1133 00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,900 Magic Johnson. 1134 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:01,900 He's a famous basketball player just like you 1135 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:02,900 and he sure as heck got it. 1136 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:04,900 - More like Faggot Johnson. 1137 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,900 - Miss Conk, should I be scared of... 1138 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:07,900 - Humidia? 1139 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,900 - Yeah, what up, folks? 1140 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:10,900 - Great question. 1141 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:11,900 - No. 1142 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:12,900 - If you're gonna get an STD, 1143 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:13,900 that is the one to shoot for. 1144 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:14,900 - Duke on a read now. 1145 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,900 - Police! 1146 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,900 - The clock is crap. 1147 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,900 So I have a little green stuff drip study every now and then. 1148 00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:21,900 You know what else drip screen stuff? 1149 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:22,900 Here it is. 1150 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:23,900 And that's on your face. 1151 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,900 - Well, what about HPV? 1152 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:26,900 Everyone gets silent, right? 1153 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:27,900 - Right. 1154 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:28,900 - Sadly, crap. 1155 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,900 That is one that nobody can avoid. 1156 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,900 It's like chickenpox for your genitals. 1157 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,900 Everyone in their grandma gets it. 1158 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,900 - HPV gives girls to play cancer. 1159 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:38,900 - And can't it give you genital words? 1160 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:39,900 - Oh, sick. 1161 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:40,900 I don't want words. 1162 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,900 If you should have your pussy when you got wars, 1163 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:43,900 then she's spread like peanut butter. 1164 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,900 - Yeah, I get words on my fingers. 1165 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:46,900 Sometimes. 1166 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,900 Just chill 'em off. 1167 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,900 - Yeah, but how are you getting another words off your sack? 1168 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,900 I'm not gonna do it. 1169 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,900 - Okay, no one asks you to. 1170 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:53,900 - Calm down. 1171 00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:54,900 Nobody's getting words on my watch. 1172 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:58,900 And if you do, I'm here to tell you that it's all good. 1173 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:02,900 'Cause no STD can stand a chance against good old positive thinking. 1174 00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:03,900 Right? 1175 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,900 Fucking on, Lacey. 1176 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,900 - Sounds like you might have a little some some niche here. 1177 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:08,900 - Sorry, Abu. 1178 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,900 I'm as clean as a fat chicks' rape whistle. 1179 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:12,900 [laughter] 1180 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:25,900 - What up? 1181 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,900 - Hi. 1182 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:30,900 - So, when you come in from you? 1183 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,900 - Chemistry. 1184 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:32,900 - Chemistry. 1185 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,900 - Chemistry. 1186 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:34,900 - Hmm. 1187 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,900 - No, we got chemistry. 1188 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:37,900 - Yeah, you. 1189 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,900 - Yeah, I seen you looking. 1190 00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,900 - And macking on me? 1191 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,900 - Listen to you. 1192 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,900 Mackin'. 1193 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,900 - Aw. 1194 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:46,900 Yeah, baby girl, I'm macking it. 1195 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:47,900 She's like a big daddy, daddy, 1196 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,900 Mac Hollin' at you on the down low. 1197 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,900 - You're like no, my name. 1198 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:52,900 - That was no one your name 1199 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,900 but a change I find you are. 1200 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,900 [phone ringing] 1201 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,900 - Shit, I gotta go. 1202 00:43:58,900 --> 00:43:59,900 Goodbye, Abu. 1203 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:00,900 - Oh, okay. 1204 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,900 I see how it is. 1205 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,900 Goodbye, you. 1206 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:11,900 - Yeah. 1207 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,900 - Yeah. 1208 00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:19,900 - Baum des Clas, miscalpings, Vinny. 1209 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:21,900 - Wow, your ass looks great today. 1210 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:22,900 - Thanks. 1211 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:23,900 You're a suit? 1212 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:24,900 - They see it. 1213 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:25,900 You may feel so much better about my malska. 1214 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:26,900 - So what I do? 1215 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:28,900 - Hey, teach a nice job today. 1216 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:29,900 Fuck warts, right? 1217 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,900 - Hachoo, you know it. 1218 00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:31,900 - Wow, wow. 1219 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,900 Look who got popular. 1220 00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:35,900 - Hachoo. 1221 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:40,900 [upbeat music] 1222 00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:45,900 ♪ Heart to be a girl ♪ 1223 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:50,900 ♪ So nice to be a boy ♪ 1224 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,900 ♪ In my room at night ♪ 1225 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:58,900 ♪ Not a pretty sight ♪ 1226 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:03,900 ♪ Here's an empty kiss ♪ 1227 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:08,900 ♪ Marching to the rhythm of the payroll ♪ 1228 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:12,900 ♪ I can be a good boy too ♪ 1229 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:16,900 ♪ Just let me out of the stable ♪ 1230 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:20,900 ♪ Sausages and eggs ♪ 1231 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:24,900 ♪ And hot and sour soup ♪ 1232 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:28,900 ♪ Bang me for your time ♪ 1233 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:32,900 ♪ 'Cause I can be as bad as you ♪ 1234 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:36,900 ♪ Heart to be a girl ♪ 1235 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:41,900 ♪ That's what the oracle told me ♪ 1236 00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:44,900 ♪ I don't care what she says ♪ 1237 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:49,900 ♪ I assume it's best to be lonely ♪ 1238 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,900 [upbeat music] 1239 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:57,900 ♪ 1240 00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:02,900 ♪ 1241 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:07,900 ♪ 1242 00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:12,900 ♪ 1243 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:17,900 ♪ 1244 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,900 ♪ 1245 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:23,900 [bell dings] 1246 00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:26,900 Hey, dude, that point card from Hillsboro? 1247 00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,900 Fucking died last night, dude. 1248 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,900 I told you that job is too high. 1249 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,900 It's definitely getting too jack. 1250 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,900 We've got to pull the plug on the club right now. 1251 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,900 Man, fuck this shit, we do what I say. 1252 00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:38,900 And I say I'm jumping off the tippy top of there 1253 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:39,900 more fucker tomorrow night. 1254 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,900 The roof that's suicide. 1255 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,900 Bitch is please. Put the word out. 1256 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:50,900 [door slams] 1257 00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:54,900 Man, you're screwing my girl. 1258 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,900 You prick it faster. 1259 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:59,900 Oh, baby dick. 1260 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:02,900 So you a little Columbine motherfucker, huh? 1261 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,900 You're fucking chugger ass. 1262 00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,900 I'm a fucking chugger ass. 1263 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,900 You can't see it, will you? 1264 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,900 You know I've got the killer, boo. 1265 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:11,900 You're breaking up. 1266 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,900 [screams] 1267 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,900 [grunts] 1268 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,900 [grunts] 1269 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:19,900 That's what you get for loving a bitch. 1270 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,900 Are you okay? 1271 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,900 Okay. 1272 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,900 I'm gonna go faggot. 1273 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:28,900 [grunts] 1274 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:31,900 [grunts] 1275 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,900 [grunts] 1276 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:35,900 [grunts] 1277 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,900 [grunts] 1278 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,900 Just baby. 1279 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,900 Just a child. 1280 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,900 Oh, what are you putting in for that baby? 1281 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,900 You can't touch me like that. 1282 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,900 [grunts] 1283 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,900 Alyssa, I got your note. 1284 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,900 Everyone is looking for you. 1285 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,900 Were you wounded? 1286 00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:53,900 I'm fine. 1287 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:55,900 I guess is a boo okay? 1288 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,900 Yes, DMX Jr. is fine. 1289 00:47:58,900 --> 00:47:59,900 It's my mikou got hurt. 1290 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,900 Do you see, wake up. 1291 00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:04,900 How can you not see mikas at total douche? 1292 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:05,900 It's really calm down. 1293 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,900 What is this about? 1294 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:09,900 I'm pregnant. 1295 00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:11,900 It's a booth. 1296 00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:12,900 Oh, well I said. 1297 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,900 Have you learned nothing from my class? 1298 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,900 I told Colin I was leaving him for a bill. 1299 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:18,900 I was leaving him for a bill and he freaked. 1300 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:21,900 Called me an Edward Lover and said he was gonna kill him. 1301 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,900 I didn't think he'd actually try and do it. 1302 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,900 That's not what actually is bothering you, was it? 1303 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:28,900 No. 1304 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:33,900 A boo wanted me to get an abortion like yesterday. 1305 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:37,900 'Cause he's gonna be a star and he doesn't want to kid. 1306 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:42,900 But I love boo and I don't want to throw our baby in the trash. 1307 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:48,900 I'm sad he and his cousin Dre lingo are gonna punch me in the stomach if I don't do it. 1308 00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:49,900 What? 1309 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:51,900 My gosh, that is sick. 1310 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:53,900 He won't get away with this. 1311 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:57,900 I'll have Mobu's hiding off the team so he has no reason to be here. 1312 00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,900 You can do that? 1313 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:00,900 Consider it done. 1314 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,900 You just lay low for a little while. 1315 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:03,900 Pick the bird flu. 1316 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:04,900 Thanks, Lacy. 1317 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,900 You're the best. 1318 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:10,900 God, I want another life so bad right now. 1319 00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:15,900 Do you ever feel like you're living two separate lives? 1320 00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:18,900 Like squirrels are eating away at your heart? 1321 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,900 If only you knew they would. 1322 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,900 Not here. 1323 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:32,900 What I'm about to tell you doesn't leave this dark room. 1324 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:37,900 I swear on a friendship it won't. 1325 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:46,900 With eight years ago, I was a student here by far the biggest dark in school. 1326 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,900 There was a boy who liked me. 1327 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:51,900 His name was Tom. 1328 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,900 Tom and I were virgins. 1329 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:56,900 We were going to be each other's first and only. 1330 00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:58,900 Uh oh, was he bad and bad? 1331 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,900 Just listen. 1332 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:02,900 We headed all set up. 1333 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:04,900 Sparkling apple juice. 1334 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,900 Peaches and cream. 1335 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,900 The googoo dolls better days on repeat. 1336 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,900 It was also perfect. 1337 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:13,900 Oh no, did he die? 1338 00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:14,900 Worse. 1339 00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:20,900 Just as we were about to become one, Tom fell off the bed and started foaming and flopping. 1340 00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:22,900 He'd had a massive stroke. 1341 00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:24,900 Fuck. 1342 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,900 Half of his body was paralyzed and he could barely talk. 1343 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,900 I was devastated. 1344 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,900 And to make matters worse, I got the blame for it. 1345 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,900 What why? 1346 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:39,900 A room where started around school that Tom's balls had turned so blue. 1347 00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:43,900 The sperm had nowhere else to swim but backwards and it was brain causing the stroke. 1348 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:45,900 Can that even happen? 1349 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,900 Beats me. 1350 00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:51,900 All the jocks cared about was that I'd bench their star tight end. 1351 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:52,900 So they got their revenge. 1352 00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:56,900 What did those bastards do? 1353 00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:01,900 The whole team pleasure themselves into a pale for weeks. 1354 00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:06,900 And they told me that Tom was out of the hospital and waiting at the auditorium for me. 1355 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:09,900 I was so excited. 1356 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:13,900 But when I got there, I see. 1357 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:14,900 It's okay. 1358 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,900 You can tell me. 1359 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:20,900 I saw one of his teammates standing to stage right. 1360 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:23,900 He was smiling and holding a rope. 1361 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:27,900 And then all of a sudden he jerked it. 1362 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:28,900 Oh my god. 1363 00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:29,900 No. 1364 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:35,900 There was a waterfall of white slime. 1365 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:38,900 I couldn't see my eyes were burning. 1366 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:42,900 And it couldn't scream because I didn't want to open my mouth. 1367 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,900 All I could hear was they're laughing. 1368 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,900 The Tom kicks a major fucking ass after that. 1369 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:49,900 No. 1370 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:53,900 He was in the hospital for the rest of the school year. 1371 00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:55,900 I thought I could stick it out. 1372 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:57,900 But everyone knew. 1373 00:51:57,900 --> 00:52:02,900 They just kept calling me, "Come like it. Come like it. Come like it." 1374 00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:05,900 I couldn't take it anymore. 1375 00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:08,900 I just disappeared into myself. 1376 00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:10,900 Did you ever see Tom again? 1377 00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:11,900 No. 1378 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:14,900 He tried to, but I was too ashamed. 1379 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:16,900 They see, we should find him. 1380 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:17,900 We probably still love you. 1381 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:18,900 I can't. 1382 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,900 It's been too long. 1383 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:26,900 A piece of me died that day, a piece that I was saving for my one true love. 1384 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:29,900 Do you see what I'm saying? 1385 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,900 Um... 1386 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:32,900 Wait. 1387 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,900 Does that mean... 1388 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:36,900 Are you? 1389 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,900 You're not. 1390 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:48,900 Oh. 1391 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,900 Miss Cox. Miss Cox. I have a quiz. 1392 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:51,900 They're all home vignettes. 1393 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:52,900 Those been canceled for the day. 1394 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,900 What is so important? 1395 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:58,900 I heard one time that this deal was really looking at her ass so deep. 1396 00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:00,900 And then afterwards, he couldn't be for days. 1397 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:04,900 So, he went to the ER and the doctors' tweets that I hope he's the co-off of Miss P. 1398 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,900 The corn was from the poop in that girl's butt that he did. 1399 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,900 Could this really happen? 1400 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,900 Absolutely. 1401 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,900 It's a well-known fact that even dinosaurs couldn't digest corn. 1402 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:14,900 Oh, right. 1403 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,900 Thanks, Lacy. You're the man. 1404 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:18,900 So let me get to straight. 1405 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,900 You want me to have boo-expelled just days before the state championship? 1406 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,900 Oh, you can't be in shit. Really? 1407 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,900 It's your duty to knit this in the bud. 1408 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:29,900 A boo is threatened to really hurt Alyssa. He must be neutralized. 1409 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:31,900 Oh, and you think this girl Alyssa is telling the truth. 1410 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:35,900 I know, Alyssa. She's the soul of an elven princess. 1411 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:36,900 Why would she make it up, Mel? 1412 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,900 Oh, I don't know. Attention? 1413 00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:44,900 Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't understand female nature. 1414 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:45,900 No offense. 1415 00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:48,900 You need to throw away your crutches just like Tiny Tim. 1416 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:49,900 You don't need a boo. 1417 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:50,900 Oh, I don't. 1418 00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:51,900 Explain. 1419 00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:54,900 I think we all know who the real crown prince of this organization is. 1420 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,900 Who is that, pray tell? 1421 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:57,900 You. 1422 00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:00,900 You could believe this team to victory using finger puppets. 1423 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,900 I mean, am I right? 1424 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,900 Do you feel me? 1425 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:07,900 I am pretty goddamn good. 1426 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,900 You know, and Hyman doesn't seem to get that. 1427 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:12,900 You know, it's always a boo-this, a boo-that. 1428 00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:14,900 It should be coach-pushed this. 1429 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:15,900 Coach-pushed that. 1430 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,900 You know, screw it. You're right. 1431 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:19,900 I can't let this young man go unpunished. 1432 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:23,900 As much as it pains me, I'm going to have Hyman expel a boo. 1433 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:25,900 Effective immediately. 1434 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,900 I knew you'd do the right thing, Mel. 1435 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:30,900 You're a true gay American hero. 1436 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:48,900 I can't believe I got stabbed in the hand by a fucking hippie. 1437 00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,900 I could get rabies or some shit. 1438 00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,900 I hope that scalpel was clean. 1439 00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:55,900 I probably was. He washes them at the hospital. 1440 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,900 Mike, Alyssa's pregnant with a boo's baby, 1441 00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:59,900 and he's trying to scare her into having an abortion. 1442 00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:03,900 Wait. Alyssa likes black dudes? 1443 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,900 That is so fucking hot. 1444 00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:07,900 Oh. 1445 00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:09,900 Can you focus, please? 1446 00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:11,900 Jesus, all you care about is kissing. 1447 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:14,900 What's so funny? 1448 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,900 I don't care about kissing at all. 1449 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:23,900 Fuck me. 1450 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:24,900 What are you doing? 1451 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,900 I'm trying to have a conversation with you 1452 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,900 and you're pushing my face in your groin. 1453 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:29,900 Lacey, we've been hanging out forever 1454 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:31,900 and you haven't given me anything. 1455 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,900 I haven't given you anything. That's what you think. 1456 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,900 You know what I mean? 1457 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:36,900 You should like, I don't know. 1458 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,900 They're all with my balls. 1459 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:41,900 Ah! 1460 00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:44,900 I mean, the least you could do is put its head in your mouth. 1461 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:45,900 It's head? 1462 00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,900 Yeah, come on. 1463 00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:50,900 Just, I don't know. Give me a little something to take my mind off my hand. 1464 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,900 Take your mind off. 1465 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,900 How's this? 1466 00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:55,900 Oh, fuck! 1467 00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:56,900 Jesus! 1468 00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:58,900 You fucking whore! 1469 00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:01,900 I mean, you fucking prude! 1470 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:02,900 Fuck! 1471 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:19,900 Don't look at the pretty flowers. 1472 00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:22,900 Tastes into me to commemorate me 1473 00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:24,900 leading the pirates to the championship. 1474 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:26,900 And they don't mean shit now. 1475 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:28,900 What? Why? 1476 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:31,900 What is all your stuff, Boxstep? 1477 00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:33,900 They didn't fire you, did they? 1478 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:35,900 I think it's past you, Lacey. 1479 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,900 Why did they do it? 1480 00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:38,900 I accidentally. 1481 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,900 And I still got them discussed in it. 1482 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,900 I won't degrade myself further by repeating it. 1483 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:45,900 If you try to do something, no one this is what you get, 1484 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,900 they can't fire you. I won't let them-- 1485 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,900 It's done. 1486 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:50,900 Word to the wise. 1487 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:51,900 You keep pushing this a booth thing. 1488 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,900 Your ass will be boned too. 1489 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:57,900 I asked my old fur burger boned. 1490 00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:00,900 And something tells me this would be your first time. 1491 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,900 That's what I thought, Jesus, Lacey. 1492 00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:07,900 And to think I was this close to coaching the winning team. 1493 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,900 And you had to go urinate all over everything. 1494 00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:12,900 No, this is terrible. 1495 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:13,900 I'm gonna cry. 1496 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:14,900 Well, please do. 1497 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:15,900 Cry for my dream. 1498 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:19,900 Cry for my dead dream. 1499 00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:23,900 Now, if you excuse me, my ride is here. 1500 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:26,900 I'm gonna cry. 1501 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:29,900 My ride is here. 1502 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:38,900 I'm gonna say something. 1503 00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:40,900 I'm gonna say something. 1504 00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:42,900 Fuck you, Peabody! 1505 00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:43,900 You're not see bitches. 1506 00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:44,900 Children rise! 1507 00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:45,900 Rise! 1508 00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:50,900 That rocked. 1509 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,900 You ever been with the big woman, Lee? 1510 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:53,900 Close the head. 1511 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:55,900 You know, what would you act like? 1512 00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:57,900 What in the world are you doing? 1513 00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:00,900 Well, I was just telling Lee that some geches are given sushi roll 1514 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,900 unless it's over at the language lab. 1515 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:03,900 Why, you going? 1516 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:04,900 What? No! 1517 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:07,900 You fired Coach Bush for trying to expel a boon, didn't you? 1518 00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:08,900 You don't know what you're talking about. 1519 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:10,900 Coach was why I got fired. 1520 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,900 Why? I want to know why. 1521 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:12,900 None of you got damn business. 1522 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:13,900 Tell me now. 1523 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:15,900 Okay. 1524 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:19,900 Lee caught the coach and the boys locker room sniffing their dirty socks and underwear. 1525 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,900 That I did. 1526 00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:24,900 He didn't see me cause he had a pair of drawers over his head. 1527 00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:27,900 I walk in and that nigga's just huffin'. 1528 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,900 Sock on his nose. 1529 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:31,900 Lookin' like an elephant. 1530 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:32,900 That nasty motherfucker. 1531 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,900 Yeah, that is a mountain of baloney. 1532 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:37,900 I saw it with my own two ass. 1533 00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:41,900 Oh, it was snortin' skid marks like he was doin' lines of blood. 1534 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:42,900 That's repulsive. 1535 00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:43,900 It is repulsive. 1536 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:46,900 And it's disgusting, which is why I had to fire his fucking ass. 1537 00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:48,900 And go home, Lacy. 1538 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,900 Or I'm gonna fire you. 1539 00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,900 Go! 1540 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:53,900 Come, bucket. 1541 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:54,900 Come, bucket. 1542 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,900 Come, bucket. 1543 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,900 I wanted to have to mop that shit up. 1544 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,900 You can give a fuck about these kids, do you? 1545 00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:02,900 Um... 1546 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:05,900 Sorry. 1547 00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:16,900 You bastards! 1548 00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:20,900 I'm sorry, hit. 1549 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:24,900 It was all my fault. 1550 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:27,900 This world wasn't meant for someone as beautiful as you. 1551 00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:40,900 What a treat. 1552 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:41,900 Oh, hey, that... 1553 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:45,900 Hey, Lacy! Lacy, wait! Lacy, I'm sorry! 1554 00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:46,900 Sorry! 1555 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:47,900 Shit! 1556 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:59,120 ♪♪ 1557 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:08,560 ♪♪ 1558 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:18,560 ♪♪ 1559 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:25,540 ♪♪ 1560 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,540 Go away. 1561 01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:30,540 ♪♪ 1562 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:33,540 They said, "Go away, not come in." 1563 01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:36,540 ♪♪ 1564 01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:38,540 Don't be a bitch. 1565 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:40,540 I came to check on you. 1566 01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:43,540 Yeah, so I am not jumping for joy. 1567 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,540 I'm sorry about hip-hop. 1568 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,540 I put some flowers on his grave. 1569 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:50,540 He was my last connection to Tom. 1570 01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,540 Now I don't have anything. 1571 01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:52,540 What about your class? 1572 01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:54,540 The class is a whole lot. 1573 01:00:54,540 --> 01:00:56,540 No, it isn't. 1574 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:58,540 Mike and I have been face-booking, 1575 01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:01,540 and he told me what an amazing job you've been doing 1576 01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:03,540 with the kids and how much they love you. 1577 01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:05,540 Why have you and Mike been talking? 1578 01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:06,540 He asked to be my friend. 1579 01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:07,540 It's not a big deal. 1580 01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:09,540 But what he said made me realize that... 1581 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:10,540 I don't know. 1582 01:01:10,540 --> 01:01:12,540 Made me of my sister's kind of awesome. 1583 01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:14,540 Thanks, but I'm still a fraud. 1584 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,540 Oh, you're not. 1585 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:17,540 Fuck. 1586 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,540 I mean, I wish I could be a virgin again. 1587 01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:20,540 If I could take back all the times, 1588 01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:22,540 I've had some towny, jackhammering me, 1589 01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,540 trying to stick his finger in my butt, 1590 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:26,540 blowing beer burps in my face. 1591 01:01:26,540 --> 01:01:27,540 I would. 1592 01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:28,540 That's so gross. 1593 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:30,540 Exactly. 1594 01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:33,540 You see, you're like pure old. 1595 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:36,540 You see, you're like pure or something. 1596 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:39,540 But if you really feel like a fraud, 1597 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:41,540 then come clean. 1598 01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:44,540 I'm sure the kids would understand. 1599 01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:46,540 Do you really think that? 1600 01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:47,540 I really do. 1601 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:55,540 So how many guys have you really slept with? 1602 01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,540 147. 1603 01:01:56,540 --> 01:01:59,540 Oh, that's like... 1604 01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:02,540 That's like... 1605 01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:05,540 It's like 294 balls. 1606 01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:07,540 How are you not dead? 1607 01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:09,540 [LAUGHS] 1608 01:02:09,540 --> 01:02:11,540 All right, let's go, hi, hi! 1609 01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:12,540 Whoo! 1610 01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:13,540 Good to see you! 1611 01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:14,540 All right! 1612 01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:15,540 Whoo! 1613 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:28,540 Lacy, I texted you like 27 times with the fuck. 1614 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:30,540 I'm giving you the silent treatment. 1615 01:02:30,540 --> 01:02:32,540 Well, don't crucify me for being horny. 1616 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,540 Only human. 1617 01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:34,540 My balls have needs. 1618 01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:36,540 Hello! 1619 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:39,540 Do you hear they found a baseball-sized water pubic hair 1620 01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:41,540 and coach Bush's desk? 1621 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,540 Preaver has been collecting it from the boy's shower grain. 1622 01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:46,540 Excuse us. 1623 01:02:46,540 --> 01:02:49,540 I have a big class to prepare for. 1624 01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:51,540 I'm still a teacher by the end of the day. 1625 01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:53,540 Maybe we can work something out. 1626 01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:54,540 Okay, cool. 1627 01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:55,540 That's fine. 1628 01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:58,540 Do what you got to do. 1629 01:02:58,540 --> 01:03:00,540 Cool. 1630 01:03:00,540 --> 01:03:04,540 So? 1631 01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:05,540 Did you get in a pantshirt? 1632 01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:06,540 You're kidding me? 1633 01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:08,540 That box is like Fort Knox. 1634 01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:10,540 So, this is what you do. 1635 01:03:10,540 --> 01:03:11,540 [SIGHS] 1636 01:03:11,540 --> 01:03:13,540 It's about to get checked itself. 1637 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:15,540 Then yet, it's practicing so much safe sex 1638 01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:18,540 she can put a condom on anything one hand. 1639 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,540 Great job, vignette. 1640 01:03:20,540 --> 01:03:21,540 Everyone, let's take a seat. 1641 01:03:21,540 --> 01:03:26,540 Does anyone know where a vue is? 1642 01:03:26,540 --> 01:03:29,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1643 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:32,540 Deanna, have you been applying your terracell? 1644 01:03:32,540 --> 01:03:33,540 No. 1645 01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:35,540 It smells like tochase. 1646 01:03:35,540 --> 01:03:40,540 Class. 1647 01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:43,540 I have an announcement to make. 1648 01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:45,540 These past few weeks teaching you 1649 01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:47,540 have been some of the happiest moments of my life. 1650 01:03:47,540 --> 01:03:50,540 Miss Lacy, on all of our behalf, 1651 01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:52,540 I'd like to say the thing is mutual. 1652 01:03:52,540 --> 01:03:53,540 Oh. 1653 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,540 We fucking love you, God damn it. 1654 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,540 Thank you, little Frederick. 1655 01:03:57,540 --> 01:04:00,540 I need to get through this. 1656 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:04,540 Teaching is about trust, and you've given me yours, 1657 01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:07,540 but I'm afraid I haven't been totally honest with you. 1658 01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:11,540 I think it's important that you know that I Lacy Cox, 1659 01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:13,540 your sex ed teacher, Emma. 1660 01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:16,540 And I am. 1661 01:04:16,540 --> 01:04:17,540 Hey. 1662 01:04:17,540 --> 01:04:19,540 I'm a-- 1663 01:04:19,540 --> 01:04:20,540 [LAUGHTER] 1664 01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:21,540 I'm a-- 1665 01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:22,540 [LAUGHTER] 1666 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:23,540 Holy shit. 1667 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:24,540 Was that a fucking queen? 1668 01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:26,540 That was my first time I swear. 1669 01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:27,540 I'm so like salsa. 1670 01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:29,540 Everyone, please settle down. 1671 01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:31,540 I'm so tiny. 1672 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:33,540 Oh, come on. 1673 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:35,540 All suited to faculty walk the plank 1674 01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:36,540 through the pirate step, Rowie. 1675 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,540 [CHEERING] 1676 01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,540 Wait. 1677 01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:40,540 Wait, what second? 1678 01:04:40,540 --> 01:04:41,540 Do you later? 1679 01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:43,540 I'll leave you soon. 1680 01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:45,540 [SIGHS] 1681 01:04:46,540 --> 01:04:49,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1682 01:04:49,540 --> 01:05:01,540 What's up, Sheriff? 1683 01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:03,540 I'm taking a shit. 1684 01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,540 I had a-- 1685 01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,540 A boo, you need to be the pet, Rowley, and not the woman's 1686 01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:08,540 restaurant. 1687 01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:09,540 This is feeling inappropriate. 1688 01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:12,540 Not within appropriate is you all up in my motherfucking 1689 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:14,540 business, trying to get a nigga expert or shit. 1690 01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,540 Yeah, well, I didn't work, did I? 1691 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:17,540 Yeah, no. 1692 01:05:17,540 --> 01:05:20,540 I got these fools in my back pocket. 1693 01:05:20,540 --> 01:05:21,540 But hey. 1694 01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:25,540 Melissa, tell you about me, huh? 1695 01:05:25,540 --> 01:05:26,540 It's Elyssa. 1696 01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:27,540 It's not any difference. 1697 01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:31,540 But did she tell you the Columbine Collins got a four-inch dick? 1698 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:33,540 [LAUGHTER] 1699 01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:35,540 This dude got a motherfucking fool. 1700 01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:36,540 He's many baby dick. 1701 01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:38,540 I'm talking about it. 1702 01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:40,540 And a boo got wet. 1703 01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:41,540 Lips? 1704 01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:42,540 What's your point, man? 1705 01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:45,540 My point is, that's a whole seven-inch difference. 1706 01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:47,540 See, when me and her folks were the first time, 1707 01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:50,540 I would like to do a poor phone when she's in it. 1708 01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:52,540 See, now I got a thinking, that's it. 1709 01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:53,540 That's the same. 1710 01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:54,540 That's an old dude. 1711 01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:57,540 Now, my shit is thick, of course. 1712 01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:59,540 So I'm religion, Bob, and then that cool shit, 1713 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:01,540 real shallow. 1714 01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:02,540 You know? 1715 01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:04,540 I'm just sure. 1716 01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:06,540 Ain't got no words. 1717 01:06:06,540 --> 01:06:09,540 And I could tell she was wishing that there was a mow. 1718 01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:10,540 So you want to know what I do? 1719 01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:11,540 I bet you're going to tell me. 1720 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:13,540 I gave her some another inch. 1721 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:14,540 [SIGHS] 1722 01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:15,540 Yeah. 1723 01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:17,540 Oh, she liked that. 1724 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:19,540 Oh, she ain't know what I heard of. 1725 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:21,540 So I broke her ass off another inch. 1726 01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,540 Mm. 1727 01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:23,540 Yeah. 1728 01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:24,540 Oh, click. 1729 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:25,540 Click. 1730 01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:26,540 Click. 1731 01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:27,540 Come on. 1732 01:06:27,540 --> 01:06:28,540 Yeah. 1733 01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:29,540 What's that like? 1734 01:06:29,540 --> 01:06:30,540 Seven. 1735 01:06:30,540 --> 01:06:31,540 Seven. 1736 01:06:31,540 --> 01:06:32,540 What's four more to go? 1737 01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:33,540 Come on, Melissa. 1738 01:06:33,540 --> 01:06:34,540 Come on, girl. 1739 01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:35,540 Yeah. 1740 01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:36,540 You can do it. 1741 01:06:36,540 --> 01:06:37,540 What's that like? 1742 01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:38,540 Hey. 1743 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:39,540 See, now I got about a tennis. 1744 01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:40,540 What'd you say now? 1745 01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:42,540 I'm gonna try to get my fries, bitch. 1746 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:43,540 See it. 1747 01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:46,540 Oh, now I gotta say no, please. 1748 01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:47,540 No more. 1749 01:06:47,540 --> 01:06:48,540 I can't take any more. 1750 01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:50,540 I got that pussy struggling. 1751 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,540 I got that whole busting at the same. 1752 01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:54,540 I'm gonna put a stretch and walks around that pussy. 1753 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:56,540 But guess what? 1754 01:06:56,540 --> 01:06:57,540 You got another inch. 1755 01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:58,540 Boog out. 1756 01:06:58,540 --> 01:07:00,540 A little bit of inches in that slud. 1757 01:07:00,540 --> 01:07:04,540 All the way down to my mother fucking nigga nuts. 1758 01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:07,540 I can see my dick in the back of this whole thought with my-- 1759 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,540 Matter of fact, I'm making out with my own dick. 1760 01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:11,540 You were gonna make such a good father. 1761 01:07:11,540 --> 01:07:12,540 Oh, hell no. 1762 01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:13,540 It's over with that. 1763 01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:15,540 That ain't happening this year. 1764 01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:17,540 But you want in the wood? 1765 01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:19,540 I heard something about you. 1766 01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:20,540 Yeah. 1767 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:24,540 So I'm down at the youth center, chilling with my boys, 1768 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:28,540 minding my own business like you should be doing. 1769 01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:31,540 And imagine how surprised and shocked them were. 1770 01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:35,540 Fuckin' wolves, and they tell me to show ass a goddamn verdict. 1771 01:07:35,540 --> 01:07:37,540 You're sister got a big mouth. 1772 01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:39,540 You're sister got a big mouth. 1773 01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:41,540 She got a fat ass, though, when she find this fuck, 1774 01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:43,540 but she got a big mouth. 1775 01:07:43,540 --> 01:07:47,540 Now, imagine how surprised and shocked they gonna be. 1776 01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:49,540 When I tell them that the damn sexy, 1777 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,540 a teen chain number, the string ass version, 1778 01:07:51,540 --> 01:07:53,540 who don't know dick about dick. 1779 01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:54,540 They won't believe you. 1780 01:07:54,540 --> 01:07:55,540 You can't prove it. 1781 01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:56,540 What are you gonna do? 1782 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,540 Have Hyman check my washing m' call it? 1783 01:07:58,540 --> 01:08:03,540 If need be, but now you are right 'cause I ain't gonna snitch. 1784 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:05,540 But just know this. 1785 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:09,540 If you ever try to start some shit with me again, 1786 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:13,540 I won't tell everybody you won't never be able to come to the school again. 1787 01:08:13,540 --> 01:08:14,540 Elmo. 1788 01:08:14,540 --> 01:08:17,540 Yeah. 1789 01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:24,540 See, from now on, you would think twice about trying to fuck with a boom. 1790 01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:28,540 Let's just wind up like you're a little bunny from here right here. 1791 01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:32,540 Mm-hmm. 1792 01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:34,540 Yeah. 1793 01:08:34,540 --> 01:08:38,540 [MUSIC] 1794 01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:40,540 Finish those shit, see. 1795 01:08:40,540 --> 01:08:44,540 [MUSIC] 1796 01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:50,540 [GASP] 1797 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,540 Shut up, shut up! 1798 01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:53,540 [GASP] 1799 01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:54,540 [GASP] 1800 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:56,540 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, lacy. 1801 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,540 Why don't you get the pet rally? 1802 01:08:58,540 --> 01:09:01,540 Jenna, my desk. 1803 01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:03,540 You really should keep me so bad, Doc. 1804 01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,540 Who's about to have stroke? 1805 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:06,540 You bitch? 1806 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:08,540 Hey, you're on my sweater! 1807 01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,540 Ow, he's stupid little cunt. 1808 01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:12,540 [GASP] 1809 01:09:12,540 --> 01:09:15,540 Aww, I'll know lacy, wait, I'm sorry. 1810 01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:17,540 [GASP] 1811 01:09:17,540 --> 01:09:20,540 How can you say you're sorry when you're dick still in me? 1812 01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:21,540 True. 1813 01:09:21,540 --> 01:09:22,540 I can't see you guys. 1814 01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:24,540 [LAUGHTER] 1815 01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:29,540 [MUSIC] 1816 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,540 [GASP] 1817 01:09:31,540 --> 01:09:39,540 [MUSIC] 1818 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:49,540 [GASP] 1819 01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:57,540 [GASP] 1820 01:09:57,540 --> 01:09:59,540 [GASP] 1821 01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:01,540 [GASP] 1822 01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:03,540 [GASP] 1823 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:05,540 [GASP] 1824 01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:07,540 [GASP] 1825 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:09,540 [GASP] 1826 01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:11,540 [GASP] 1827 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:15,540 [MUSIC] 1828 01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:19,540 [MUSIC] 1829 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:23,540 [MUSIC] 1830 01:10:23,540 --> 01:10:33,540 [MUSIC] 1831 01:10:33,540 --> 01:10:37,540 [MUSIC] 1832 01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,540 [GASP] 1833 01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,540 [MUSIC] 1834 01:10:41,540 --> 01:10:43,540 [GASP] 1835 01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:47,540 [MUSIC] 1836 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:51,540 [MUSIC] 1837 01:10:51,540 --> 01:11:01,540 [MUSIC] 1838 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:05,540 [MUSIC] 1839 01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:11,540 [MUSIC] 1840 01:11:11,540 --> 01:11:15,540 [MUSIC] 1841 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:19,540 [GASP] 1842 01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:29,540 [MUSIC] 1843 01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:33,540 [MUSIC] 1844 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:37,540 [MUSIC] 1845 01:11:37,540 --> 01:11:39,540 [MUSIC] 1846 01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:41,540 Hey mom. 1847 01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:43,540 What? 1848 01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:47,540 How old were you when you lost your virginity? 1849 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:51,540 How good was your shape? 1850 01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:53,540 Lacey. Lacey. 1851 01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:55,540 Oh listen what's the matter now. 1852 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:59,540 They're all done at the abandoned African American University dorms and a booth's going to jump from the roof. 1853 01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:03,540 A booth's a big boy. A very big boy. You can take care of himself. 1854 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:05,540 No it's too high he'll die. 1855 01:12:05,540 --> 01:12:07,540 And that's all a lot of our problems. 1856 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,540 Look I hate his guts but that doesn't mean I want him to die. 1857 01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:13,540 Oh you hate his guts now. Can you make up your mind please? 1858 01:12:13,540 --> 01:12:15,540 I'm confused. 1859 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:21,540 You don't have to play the Tom card. I'll go talk him down but you stay here. 1860 01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,540 I'm gonna stay by the spire and get you nice and baked. 1861 01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:25,540 Thanks. 1862 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:33,540 [MUSIC] 1863 01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:36,540 So this is for all you bitches. 1864 01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:39,540 All you hate and ask mother fuckers who said I wasn't going to be shit. 1865 01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:41,540 Well look at me now mother fuckers. 1866 01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:43,540 I'm God Faggot. 1867 01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:48,540 [MUSIC] 1868 01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:50,540 You should know I have Malaska. 1869 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:52,540 I have a bad feeling about this. 1870 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:53,540 Are we trying to stop him? 1871 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,540 No way. 1872 01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:57,540 He's black. 1873 01:12:57,540 --> 01:13:02,540 [MUSIC] 1874 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:21,540 So check this out. 1875 01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:28,540 Over one weekend I'm finna forever be the jump club king and take home the mother fucker state championship. 1876 01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:31,540 How'd you like me now mother fuckers? 1877 01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,540 I said I'll fuck you like me now. 1878 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:34,540 I don't like you. 1879 01:13:34,540 --> 01:13:37,540 But I still can't let you jump. 1880 01:13:37,540 --> 01:13:39,540 The fuck you can't? 1881 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:41,540 Hey Lacey, you like you? 1882 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:42,540 Thanks. 1883 01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:43,540 You too. 1884 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:45,540 Party over people. 1885 01:13:45,540 --> 01:13:47,540 I want everyone off this building. 1886 01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:50,540 There'll be no jump clubbing tonight or any night for that matter. 1887 01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:53,540 Sherry you must forgot about our let's talk we had in the bathroom. 1888 01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:54,540 I didn't forget. 1889 01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:56,540 But like my momma says who gives a shit? 1890 01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:57,540 No let's go. 1891 01:13:57,540 --> 01:14:00,540 You really don't know when the quit do you. 1892 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,540 I'm a mother fucker. 1893 01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:04,540 I guess I gotta do this shit. 1894 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,540 Everybody listen up. 1895 01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:09,540 Lacey Cox. 1896 01:14:09,540 --> 01:14:13,540 The mother fucking sex air teacher mother fucking sharing. 1897 01:14:13,540 --> 01:14:15,540 Is a mother fucking version. 1898 01:14:15,540 --> 01:14:18,540 I'm a mother fucking version okay? 1899 01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:20,540 God that was a work as me. 1900 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:23,540 What the fuck? 1901 01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:26,540 Yeah I don't care that this bitch is fraudulent. 1902 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:28,540 We're not retarded. 1903 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:29,540 Everybody knew. 1904 01:14:29,540 --> 01:14:30,540 It's a little credit. 1905 01:14:30,540 --> 01:14:32,540 Why you being a hateable? 1906 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,540 Lacey's the shit she's clean. 1907 01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:35,540 Lacey might be a virgin. 1908 01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:37,540 Bet you teach us other stuff. 1909 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:39,540 Like how to love who you are. 1910 01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:41,540 Yeah yeah and. 1911 01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:43,540 And like how to love who you are. 1912 01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:44,540 Boo. 1913 01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:45,540 Boo. 1914 01:14:45,540 --> 01:14:46,540 Boo. 1915 01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:47,540 Boo. 1916 01:14:47,540 --> 01:14:48,540 Boo. 1917 01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:49,540 Boo. 1918 01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:50,540 Boo. 1919 01:14:50,540 --> 01:14:51,540 Boo. 1920 01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:52,540 Shut the fuck up. 1921 01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:53,540 Pet the lose. 1922 01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:54,540 You all set the fuck up. 1923 01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:55,540 All right. 1924 01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,540 All right. 1925 01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:57,540 Abu. 1926 01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:58,540 Come on your peers are spoken. 1927 01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:00,540 We'll check this out, Sharon. 1928 01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:01,540 It fits over with. 1929 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:06,540 Then what the fuck is future Abu doing 10 seconds from now on that mother fucking roof? 1930 01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,540 Watch this shit. 1931 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:09,540 Abu. 1932 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:14,540 Everybody get downstairs. 1933 01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:16,540 Boo. 1934 01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:19,540 You're still my student. 1935 01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:23,540 And I don't let my students get hurt. 1936 01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:26,540 No matter how awful and insane they are. 1937 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:35,540 You look so fucking stupid right now, Sharon. 1938 01:15:35,540 --> 01:15:37,540 I'm not going to ask again. 1939 01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:38,540 Come on. 1940 01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:39,540 Let's go. 1941 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:41,540 Let's go. 1942 01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:43,540 Lacey be careful. 1943 01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:46,540 Now that was fun. 1944 01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:48,540 Let's do great again. 1945 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,540 Come on. 1946 01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:52,540 That's the long way down. 1947 01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:53,540 Yeah. 1948 01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:54,540 Well, I'm jumping hope. 1949 01:15:54,540 --> 01:15:56,540 And when I finish, I'm going to find that harpis. 1950 01:15:56,540 --> 01:15:59,540 And I'm going to cry this out there belly like jacket's hand. 1951 01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:01,540 I'm going to mashed potato that fetus. 1952 01:16:01,540 --> 01:16:02,540 You wouldn't. 1953 01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:03,540 Oh, I'm gone. 1954 01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:04,540 Screw it. 1955 01:16:04,540 --> 01:16:05,540 Let's do this. 1956 01:16:05,540 --> 01:16:06,540 All right. 1957 01:16:06,540 --> 01:16:07,540 Children gather around. 1958 01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:08,540 A boot. 1959 01:16:08,540 --> 01:16:09,540 I'm going to make the jump together. 1960 01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:10,540 We're going to do well now. 1961 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:11,540 Jump. 1962 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:12,540 I'm down. 1963 01:16:12,540 --> 01:16:13,540 I'm three. 1964 01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:14,540 Wait. 1965 01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:15,540 For real. 1966 01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:18,540 I'll feel. 1967 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:19,540 Oh, my. 1968 01:16:19,540 --> 01:16:21,540 Look who's being a little pussy bitch. 1969 01:16:21,540 --> 01:16:23,540 Oh, I ain't no bitch bitch. 1970 01:16:23,540 --> 01:16:26,540 I'm just saying that she just starting to look a little high 1971 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,540 to a nigga. 1972 01:16:27,540 --> 01:16:28,540 I love her. 1973 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,540 Well, I'm jumping. 1974 01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:30,540 I don't care if you join me or not. 1975 01:16:30,540 --> 01:16:32,540 And cool it on the ad word. 1976 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:33,540 Who are you, Huck Finn? 1977 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,540 Come on. 1978 01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:35,540 Jump time. 1979 01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:38,540 No, you'll die. 1980 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,540 You ready, boo? 1981 01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:40,540 They're waiting. 1982 01:16:40,540 --> 01:16:41,540 Oh, I'm ready to go. 1983 01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:42,540 I'm going to go. 1984 01:16:42,540 --> 01:16:43,540 I'm going to go. 1985 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:44,540 Ready, boo? 1986 01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:45,540 They're waiting. 1987 01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:46,540 Oh, I'm ready. 1988 01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:47,540 Don't worry about me. 1989 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:49,540 I mean, you're the one who's going to die a virgin. 1990 01:16:49,540 --> 01:16:52,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1991 01:16:52,540 --> 01:16:55,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1992 01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:57,540 Can I not have children? 1993 01:16:57,540 --> 01:17:00,540 Lacey, please don't do it too late now. 1994 01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:02,540 One. 1995 01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:03,540 You know what you are, boo? 1996 01:17:03,540 --> 01:17:04,540 What am I? 1997 01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:05,540 Two. 1998 01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:06,540 You're rotten egg. 1999 01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:08,540 This is going to call me an egg. 2000 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:09,540 Oh, cute bitch. 2001 01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:10,540 Three. 2002 01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:11,540 Jump. 2003 01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:14,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2004 01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:17,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2005 01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:19,540 [GROANING] 2006 01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:21,540 This bitch broke my legs. 2007 01:17:21,540 --> 01:17:23,540 This bitch broke my legs. 2008 01:17:23,540 --> 01:17:29,140 This bitch broke my legs, man. 2009 01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:31,540 Why y'all standing there? 2010 01:17:31,540 --> 01:17:34,540 Y'all adopted. 2011 01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:36,540 Humpty Dumpty bitch. 2012 01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:39,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2013 01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:43,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2014 01:17:43,540 --> 01:18:03,540 Looks like the virgin is finally fucked. 2015 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:04,540 Goodbye, Ms. Cox. 2016 01:18:04,540 --> 01:18:07,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2017 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:11,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2018 01:18:11,540 --> 01:18:23,540 Hi. 2019 01:18:23,540 --> 01:18:24,540 Hey. 2020 01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:25,540 This is sex ed, right? 2021 01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:26,540 Yeah. 2022 01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:27,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2023 01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:28,540 It was. 2024 01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:30,540 Can I help you? 2025 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:32,540 You're Lacey, right? 2026 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:33,540 I'm Roberta. 2027 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:36,540 You're Roberta the squirter? 2028 01:18:36,540 --> 01:18:39,540 Yep, that's me. 2029 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:40,540 I'm sorry. 2030 01:18:40,540 --> 01:18:42,540 I can't believe I just called you that you're face. 2031 01:18:42,540 --> 01:18:43,540 Oh, you're fine. 2032 01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:47,540 I used to hate that egg name, obviously. 2033 01:18:47,540 --> 01:18:51,540 But now I'm kind of proud of it. 2034 01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:54,540 If I'm not primed too much, can I ask what changed? 2035 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:57,540 [CHUCKLES] 2036 01:18:57,540 --> 01:18:58,540 OK. 2037 01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:02,540 Well, when I got home from the hospital after the accident, 2038 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:05,540 I never wanted to have sex or masturbator, 2039 01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:07,780 anything like that ever again. 2040 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:15,140 And I was OK for a little while being a good girl. 2041 01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:18,540 Yeah, but then one day, I couldn't take it anymore. 2042 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:22,540 I just had to come. 2043 01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:23,700 Sorry. 2044 01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:24,740 Don't be. 2045 01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:26,300 I understand. 2046 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,340 Go on. 2047 01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:33,020 I laid in one of my bay windows touching myself. 2048 01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:36,020 Just felt so right. 2049 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:40,300 And all of a sudden, I just went off like a fire hose. 2050 01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:43,900 I mean, it was the gusher to end all gushes. 2051 01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:46,940 Afterward, I'm lying in this huge wet spot, 2052 01:19:46,940 --> 01:19:48,420 feeling so ashamed. 2053 01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:51,460 And like, I'm cursed. 2054 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:55,820 I actually wanted to die all over again. 2055 01:19:55,820 --> 01:19:59,020 But-- and I saw it. 2056 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,620 So what? 2057 01:20:00,620 --> 01:20:02,380 I was naked. 2058 01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,380 Except for my socks. 2059 01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:10,380 And the sun was coming in really hard and hot. 2060 01:20:10,380 --> 01:20:16,500 And beaming from this mess I made was a rainbow. 2061 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:22,300 Starting from the puddle right into my vagina. 2062 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:23,660 And this perfect arc. 2063 01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:29,540 And that's when I knew that what I had was actually something 2064 01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:31,580 really special. 2065 01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:34,780 In that moment, I finally realized what it was that was coming 2066 01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:36,220 on of me. 2067 01:20:36,220 --> 01:20:37,220 But was it? 2068 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:40,220 Joey. 2069 01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:45,620 It's called it's with the shit. 2070 01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:47,220 We heard sex school is canceled and I had a question 2071 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:48,100 about my location. 2072 01:20:48,100 --> 01:20:50,820 And I wanted to ask you about Jamie Lee Curtis's Dom. 2073 01:20:50,820 --> 01:20:52,340 And I got cabs over the weekend. 2074 01:20:52,340 --> 01:20:53,660 We haven't covered those yet. 2075 01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:54,460 Oh shit. 2076 01:20:54,460 --> 01:20:55,660 Look, Roberta's back. 2077 01:20:55,660 --> 01:20:56,860 Hey, Roberta. 2078 01:20:56,860 --> 01:20:57,900 Hey, everybody. 2079 01:20:57,900 --> 01:20:59,740 She's awesome. 2080 01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:03,500 So go pay a jump off that bill. 2081 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,340 Well, let's say you're here. 2082 01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:06,780 I thought you totally hated me. 2083 01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:08,660 I could never hate you. 2084 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:12,420 You did the right thing you were protecting me and my baby. 2085 01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:14,860 Yeah, Elizabeth told us all about what you did. 2086 01:21:14,860 --> 01:21:17,100 How Abby was going to squish her baby out of her using craddies. 2087 01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:18,780 Plus, didn't anyone notice? 2088 01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:20,020 It was like 25. 2089 01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:20,700 Hey, let me see. 2090 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,620 Maybe Elizabeth will be a boy. 2091 01:21:22,620 --> 01:21:23,700 I wanted it's old enough. 2092 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,780 You can date him and he can fuck you. 2093 01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:28,500 I need to be cool with that. 2094 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:31,140 I'm going to miss you guys so much. 2095 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:32,380 They just came to say goodbye. 2096 01:21:32,380 --> 01:21:33,300 They could not fire you up. 2097 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:34,140 Well, not let them-- 2098 01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:36,020 Yeah, I'm in can suck our dicks. 2099 01:21:36,020 --> 01:21:38,420 I don't see a way around it, you guys. 2100 01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:41,500 I cost people to be the champion ship again. 2101 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:44,220 I shot at a boo's legs in pelvis. 2102 01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:47,500 And I taught you guys sex without ever having it myself. 2103 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:48,940 Let's face it. 2104 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:50,380 I'm so fired. 2105 01:21:50,380 --> 01:21:53,940 Not necessarily. 2106 01:21:53,940 --> 01:21:54,660 I have an idea. 2107 01:21:58,020 --> 01:21:59,020 Stop. 2108 01:21:59,020 --> 01:21:59,020 Stop. 2109 01:21:59,020 --> 01:21:59,660 No, no, no. 2110 01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:01,900 I'm not in a mood for any of you guys global warming bullshit 2111 01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:03,660 right now. 2112 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:05,980 But what's she doing here? 2113 01:22:05,980 --> 01:22:06,500 You know what? 2114 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,340 This is trespassing. 2115 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,140 I'm calling the cops. 2116 01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:09,740 But that phone don't right now, motherfucker. 2117 01:22:09,740 --> 01:22:11,660 You can't speak to me like that during school hours. 2118 01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:13,700 You can't stare at my nipples and say, looks like it's time 2119 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:14,900 to turn the thermostat out. 2120 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:15,940 Well, they aren't distracting. 2121 01:22:15,940 --> 01:22:18,580 And you can't smack my butt with your hard ass clipboard. 2122 01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:19,940 I was trying to boost your morale. 2123 01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:22,060 You were the one who need me, Roberta, the squirter. 2124 01:22:22,060 --> 01:22:23,100 Well, rhymes. 2125 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,100 Blame your parents. 2126 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:25,820 And why are you going to my Facebook 2127 01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:28,380 and looking at the pictures of my feet every night? 2128 01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:30,460 Don't think I don't track that shit. 2129 01:22:30,460 --> 01:22:31,460 You do have very nice feet. 2130 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:32,860 I don't know if you ever heard that before. 2131 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,740 Asexual harassment? 2132 01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:37,060 It's a very serious offense headmaster. 2133 01:22:37,060 --> 01:22:38,740 You're sick, sir. 2134 01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:40,580 Just calm down, everybody. 2135 01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:41,500 OK? 2136 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,620 What is it you really want? 2137 01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:43,220 We work. 2138 01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,540 Gabe, coach back. 2139 01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:45,260 You would. 2140 01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,660 And we want Lacey to stay. 2141 01:22:46,660 --> 01:22:48,100 Well, that's impossible. 2142 01:22:48,100 --> 01:22:50,900 Because Lacey's not qualified to do any job in this high school. 2143 01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:51,740 Yes, she is. 2144 01:22:51,740 --> 01:22:53,380 Lacey is a leader. 2145 01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:55,540 Yes, she may suck at sex ed. 2146 01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:57,740 But she'd make a great guidance counselor. 2147 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,420 Yeah. 2148 01:22:58,420 --> 01:23:00,180 Because she actually cares about the student. 2149 01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:02,340 Carrying doesn't matter. 2150 01:23:02,340 --> 01:23:03,660 It's out of the question. 2151 01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:06,060 Lacey is a threat to our athletes. 2152 01:23:06,060 --> 01:23:07,380 She's a dangerous mangler. 2153 01:23:07,380 --> 01:23:10,260 And to top it off, guys, she's a virgin. 2154 01:23:10,260 --> 01:23:11,260 We know. 2155 01:23:11,260 --> 01:23:12,420 But she lied to you. 2156 01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:15,820 No way. 2157 01:23:15,820 --> 01:23:16,620 No way. 2158 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:18,020 Well, then, you give us no choice, 2159 01:23:18,020 --> 01:23:20,140 but to notify the school board of not only 2160 01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:23,780 are sexual misconduct, but also the legal enrollment 2161 01:23:23,780 --> 01:23:25,060 of a psychotic thug. 2162 01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:27,380 Well, you're going to feel real bad when that psychotic thug 2163 01:23:27,380 --> 01:23:29,420 becomes a president of the United States. 2164 01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:36,940 So this is how it's going to be, huh? 2165 01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:45,260 You guys need to say for yourself, Lacey? 2166 01:23:45,260 --> 01:23:47,140 Only that I hear some Ethiopian amputees 2167 01:23:47,140 --> 01:23:48,860 are going to be making lattes in a laying lab 2168 01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,500 with their delicious homeland beans. 2169 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:52,820 You coming? 2170 01:23:52,820 --> 01:23:54,340 Fuck no. 2171 01:23:54,340 --> 01:23:56,580 Miss Cox can say, whoa! 2172 01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:59,580 [CHEERING] 2173 01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:00,580 Yes. 2174 01:24:00,580 --> 01:24:01,580 Yeah! 2175 01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:02,580 [CHEERING] 2176 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:08,580 Who are you? 2177 01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:13,180 Hey, Lee. 2178 01:24:13,180 --> 01:24:14,380 You're looking kind of fat today. 2179 01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:20,940 What on earth is she doing? 2180 01:24:20,940 --> 01:24:22,780 She's flipping us off with her toes. 2181 01:24:22,780 --> 01:24:23,060 Wow. 2182 01:24:23,060 --> 01:24:24,820 She's incredible. 2183 01:24:24,820 --> 01:24:25,820 Wow. 2184 01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:29,180 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2185 01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:56,140 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2186 01:24:56,140 --> 01:25:06,980 Hey, Miss Cox. 2187 01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:07,940 Oh, hey, Elissa. 2188 01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:09,180 How are the detoxes? 2189 01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:09,860 They're great. 2190 01:25:09,860 --> 01:25:10,340 Good. 2191 01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:11,780 Yeah, Lacey's upstairs. 2192 01:25:11,780 --> 01:25:12,580 Thanks. 2193 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:21,260 If you think like a butterfly, you will be a butterfly. 2194 01:25:21,260 --> 01:25:23,700 It's so wonderful having you all here. 2195 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:26,620 I wish I could flunk you all so you didn't have to leave. 2196 01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:28,340 Well, Deanna and Vignette will still be here 2197 01:25:28,340 --> 01:25:30,060 at the community college. 2198 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:32,460 And the rest of us will be back for some reason holidays. 2199 01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:35,740 This is the best time I've heard about what you're 2200 01:25:35,740 --> 01:25:37,300 going to name them yet. 2201 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:41,540 I was kind of thinking, hard though. 2202 01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:43,500 That's adorable. 2203 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,860 You were going to be such a rock star at music school. 2204 01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:47,660 Well, I view the thing for that. 2205 01:25:47,660 --> 01:25:49,420 I probably would have just stayed with Colin 2206 01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:51,980 after I graduated and watched him play a world of warcraft 2207 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:54,220 for the rest of our lives. 2208 01:25:54,220 --> 01:25:56,580 Lacey, you saved me. 2209 01:25:56,580 --> 01:25:57,500 Oh. 2210 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:58,300 Can hear you too. 2211 01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:05,140 Lacey, you remember Tom, don't you? 2212 01:26:05,140 --> 01:26:06,740 Hi, Lacey. 2213 01:26:06,740 --> 01:26:09,140 Tom, I'll let you do ketchup. 2214 01:26:09,140 --> 01:26:16,260 I get the Peabody alone in the mail. 2215 01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:16,940 It's nice to see you. 2216 01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:19,500 I'm in front of me. 2217 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,700 I've got five for shenanigans. 2218 01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:23,900 It's even nicer to see your face. 2219 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,980 It's nice to see yours, too. 2220 01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:29,220 Especially since it's not paralyzed anymore. 2221 01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:31,620 I thought it was cute that way. 2222 01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:34,420 And I'm moving to a condo downtown just like we always said. 2223 01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:35,980 Well, I see. 2224 01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:38,020 I'm sorry. 2225 01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,580 Everything. 2226 01:26:39,580 --> 01:26:40,900 I shouldn't have just accepted that. 2227 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:43,140 You didn't want to see me anymore. 2228 01:26:43,140 --> 01:26:44,700 I'm glad you did. 2229 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,860 I wasn't ready. 2230 01:26:46,860 --> 01:26:48,740 They are now. 2231 01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:51,340 Tom, do you still like me like me? 2232 01:26:51,340 --> 01:26:53,780 I like you like you. 2233 01:26:53,780 --> 01:26:54,900 Lacey, I love you. 2234 01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:55,740 Love you. 2235 01:26:55,740 --> 01:26:56,220 I love you. 2236 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,260 I love you, too. 2237 01:26:57,260 --> 01:26:59,380 Yeah? 2238 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:01,660 I was thinking that maybe we can go out on a date 2239 01:27:01,660 --> 01:27:02,500 or something. 2240 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:02,820 I love you. 2241 01:27:02,820 --> 01:27:09,340 Miss Cox, he's slight. 2242 01:27:09,340 --> 01:27:10,180 Freddie's attention. 2243 01:27:10,180 --> 01:27:14,740 Wait. 2244 01:27:14,740 --> 01:27:16,380 You can leave that. 2245 01:27:16,380 --> 01:27:17,380 Woo. 2246 01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:30,700 Lacey, are you sure? 2247 01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:33,100 Yeah. 2248 01:27:33,100 --> 01:27:34,420 But this time, let's go all the way. 2249 01:27:34,420 --> 01:27:38,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2250 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,420 [SIGHS] 2251 01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:43,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2252 01:27:43,420 --> 01:27:48,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2253 01:27:48,420 --> 01:27:51,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2254 01:27:51,420 --> 01:27:53,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2255 01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:55,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2256 01:27:55,420 --> 01:27:57,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2257 01:27:57,420 --> 01:27:59,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2258 01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:01,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2259 01:28:01,420 --> 01:28:03,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2260 01:28:03,420 --> 01:28:05,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2261 01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:07,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2262 01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:09,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2263 01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:11,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2264 01:28:11,420 --> 01:28:13,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2265 01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:15,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2266 01:28:15,420 --> 01:28:17,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2267 01:28:17,420 --> 01:28:19,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2268 01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:21,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2269 01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:23,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2270 01:28:23,420 --> 01:28:25,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2271 01:28:25,420 --> 01:28:27,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2272 01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:29,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2273 01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:31,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2274 01:28:31,420 --> 01:28:33,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2275 01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:35,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2276 01:28:35,420 --> 01:28:37,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2277 01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:39,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2278 01:28:39,420 --> 01:28:41,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2279 01:28:41,420 --> 01:28:43,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2280 01:28:43,420 --> 01:28:45,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2281 01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:47,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2282 01:28:47,420 --> 01:28:49,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2283 01:28:49,420 --> 01:28:51,420 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2284 01:28:51,420 --> 01:28:53,680 ♪ Oh, I always meant to be ♪ 2285 01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:56,420 ♪ Cause I'll see such tingling ♪ 2286 01:28:56,420 --> 01:28:58,880 ♪ Well, there's a light filled of light pills ♪ 2287 01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:01,360 ♪ It's like me ♪ 2288 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,980 ♪ There is special ♪ 2289 01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:05,660 ♪ Well, I must admit that you know how to treat a woman ♪ 2290 01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,800 ♪ Don't stop your love like heaps sweat ♪ 2291 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:08,900 ♪ Keep it coming ♪ 2292 01:29:08,900 --> 01:29:11,480 ♪ And our relationship won't ever get dull ♪ 2293 01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:13,020 ♪ Because you're always on my mind ♪ 2294 01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:14,880 ♪ Even more than my own scope ♪ 2295 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:17,680 ♪ You're always giving me respect to shivery ♪ 2296 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:20,760 ♪ And I can't wait for your attention delivery ♪ 2297 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,360 ♪ Stayin' together is a must ♪ 2298 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:24,760 ♪ The proper can of drinks ♪ 2299 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,760 ♪ Don't blend as good as us ♪ 2300 01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:28,760 ♪ We were made for each other ♪ 2301 01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:29,760 ♪ Met for one another ♪ 2302 01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:30,760 ♪ Need the one of us ♪ 2303 01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:32,760 ♪ Needs another lover ♪ 2304 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:35,760 ♪ And just the wicker state at Wake-Yo ♪ 2305 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,760 ♪ I'm on your side like Jennifer Holla ♪ 2306 01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:38,760 ♪ Day because ♪ 2307 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:40,760 ♪ I love this whole life ♪ 2308 01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:42,760 ♪ I'm my king's of love ♪ 2309 01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:44,760 ♪ There is special ♪ 2310 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,760 ♪ I took the market off ♪ 2311 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:46,760 ♪ I keep my real villain sitting ♪ 2312 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,760 ♪ But what about that pimpin' an easy stuff ♪ 2313 01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:49,760 ♪ Oh, how this kiddin' ♪ 2314 01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,760 ♪ 'Cause if we unite baby, I do your right ♪ 2315 01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:54,760 ♪ Well, I hope you met that muchy stuff ♪ 2316 01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:55,760 ♪ You told Barry White ♪ 2317 01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:58,760 ♪ Because I think I know you're well enough to be understood ♪ 2318 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,760 ♪ Well, let's talk about sex, man ♪ 2319 01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:02,760 ♪ No, not that good ♪ 2320 01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:05,760 ♪ But spin the roller, yes, miss our still persist ♪ 2321 01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:07,760 ♪ Well, since you put it like that daddy ♪ 2322 01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:08,760 ♪ Here we could do it ♪ 2323 01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:11,760 ♪ My love is all I have ♪ 2324 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,760 ♪ And my king's of love is ♪ 2325 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,760 ♪ There is special ♪ 2326 01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:16,760 ♪ I wanna ♪ 2327 01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:18,760 ♪ I wanna ♪ 2328 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:21,760 ♪ King ♪ 2329 01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:24,760 ♪ King ♪ 2330 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:29,760 ♪ He's so strong ♪ 2331 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:34,760 ♪ Baby don't stop takin' ♪ 2332 01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:36,760 ♪ Baby don't stop takin' ♪ 2333 01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:38,760 ♪ Oh, don't stop takin' ♪ 2334 01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,760 ♪ I wanna ♪ 2335 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:41,760 ♪ Get your money ♪ 2336 01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:44,760 ♪ 'Cause you're the only one I'm thinkin' of ♪ 2337 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,760 ♪ I wanna ♪ 2338 01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:47,760 ♪ Gimme' a laugh ♪ 2339 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:50,760 ♪ You're the only one I'm thinkin' of ♪ 2340 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:52,760 ♪ I wanna ♪ 2341 01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:53,760 ♪ Baby my love ♪ 2342 01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:56,760 ♪ 'Cause you're the only one I'm thinkin' of ♪ 2343 01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:58,760 ♪ Baby ♪ 2344 01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:01,760 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2345 01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:04,760 ♪ Something is switching me ♪ 2346 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:07,760 ♪ Sweetest can be high ♪ 2347 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,760 ♪ Won't shake me ♪ 2348 01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:13,760 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2349 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:27,700 [Music] 2350 01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:37,700 [BLANK_AUDIO] 149140