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Probably go out to dinner, you know. I like the beach so maybe take it down to the beach

Hi, i'm still trying just figure out that voice

And try like...like..it's a matchmaking game

For me It would Be The Mountain

Like That Beach But More

Blind Date from BELESSA PLUS

Unscripted Moments

Sex They Way They Want

Performers as Their Most Real Selves

HI GUYS! Welcome To Belessa Blind Date

You Can Talk Now

Welcome

Hello!

Hi.

How are you feeling right now?

Nervous and excited

Yeah, I'm in the same place

100%

The unknown for me is what's...

K

You're a little nervous

What kind of sexual mood are you guys in today

What do you feel on

Horny

Just whatever the vibe brings honestly

It always depends

Yeah

I'm into vibes.

Wow, you guys are great at this!

Have you ever been set up on a blind date before?

No

If you were what kind of person would

You want to be setup with

Somebody funny

Okay

Yeah

Someone fun

Positive

Likes laugh too

If you were to take each other on a blind date, where would you take your respective dates?

Probably go out for dinner. I like the beach so maybe down at the beach

What kind of food

Probably usual choices are steak sushi or yeah one those types

Like steak restaurant and sushi restaurant

For me, it would be the mountain. I like the beach but i like the mountains more

Mountains are cool

But if im really trying to impress somebody

then ill make homemade lasagna and take them on this little mountaintop

because you can see ocean and mountains

its really pretty

thats just when Im trying impress someone

wow!

yeah that's original

awesome

Awesome.

What would you want to share with the other person about what you like sexually?

I mean, other than the obvious like oh they look fucking...

Like are there techniques or something that will get you off

that do wanna share with your person in case

You guys haven't worked together

Um

i'm a big pleaser

and lik-

And likes see if

The other person's enjoying themselves

and satisfied

but

But im obsessed wiht eye contact

heavily

and with the right partner, most partners.

I like spit it's just a thing

i think we're the same person because

im doing exactly the same thing

that is exactly what

another person does as well

okay

Im curious

What was quickest

with exception of working in porn

that you have gone out

with somebody and had sex

first date

ok how long into

first dates

if there are vibes

I'm going to fuck him.

Because, if the sex isn'there

then i don´t want to date him

So you're somebody who likes

trying sex first?

Yes

Oh my god!

What about you ?

Like 20 minutes after

we met someone

Ok

You said the quickest right

Yeah

It happened in a club

In bathroom

The date didn' really start yet

No

Thanks

It did, it just started differently.

Without giving anything away can you tell me something unique about you that maybe somebody doesn't know or

something that kind of sets you apart in the business?

So if its porn related its that I lost my anal virginity and porn on camera which was fun interesting

And if it's out of porn, then I am very much the redneck that grew up on a farm

That showed rabbits in the fair

What kind of album?

Rap album

Hi Seth

No you're wrong!

You guys better step forward and see your blind date

I think i know who it is too.

Who's that?

The second you said, she was like hi Seth

Is this a good match are we happy with this

That why you can'tell me to say something interesting about

Because everybody knows everything about

Maddie are you happy with this match

Always

Always hapy with

Alright guys so the bed for tonight

You do whatever your want

Sorry if there were some technical snafus

But your great hanging in ther

So what ever

Damn it!

So weird. It's weird

That shit is weird

Hello

Hi

This bed sinks in so much

Hi, Seth!

When I said spit

i knew.

I was like uh-huh

Can we throw him around today?

Yeah, sure.

Come here

Oh my god!

Shit

Ah, shit

God

My god

shit

omg

Shit

I don't know if it's crazy, but can i run to the bathroom really quick?

Of course you may!

Hey on a date you can do whatever.

So did you have an idea with him well before that when he laughed

Yeah, he has that very...

He has a very distinct laugh.

That's how I knew

And then whenever said like spit and eye contact

Because people who know me know

Eye like spit and eye contact is fucking thing

So was waiting to hear the response to it

Did you say thank you?

No no but

so i started going through my list in head

What male talent have worked with

That does extreme eye contact with me and spits on me.

Okay, makes sense

It narrowed it down for you

And then whenever he's like I did an album

Okay

Was it good?

You're being nice

He is not like Drake

Is Drake good

No no

Yeah

I was just gonna say, like yeah.

No but i didn't know about this

Didn'you know about your bunny thing?

Yeah!I had two rabbits

Trained horses and stuff

But the rabbits were more of a shock

And one named Brownie that wa brown

One named Thumper

That looked like thumper from Bambi

They didn''t win so

So sold them

You had no emotional connection to them

I was taught not to because how you can teach somebody not to have an emotional connection well rabbits didn't really they just kind of were there for breeding

i couldn' t snuggle with it my horses on the other hand that was completely different story

Oh my god, oh shit.

Oh, oh my god.

Oh...oh shit

OH MY GOD

Shit

Oh, yes.

Yes

Fuck

Sorry the whole thing got me a little nervous

Yes

I'm so happy

Oh, God.

Fuck!

Yes...

Ah yes

Oh yes, oh my god.

Shit!

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you're so good at this game!

Yeah spit all over him

Stuck in cottonmouth

Let's get some water?

The stuff they don't show you?

We're gonna be showing this, just an FYI

Blind dates make me nervous as you can tell

Great!

No at first I was like...

The interview was definitely a little weird

It'so fucking hot

Oh my god.

Oh, I...

Yes

Shit

Oh, shit.

Oh shit!

Yes...

Give it back to me

Oh, my God.

Fuck...

Oh, shit.

Yes...

Fuck!

Oh shit

OH FUCK

Oh, yes.

Take it.

Give me, give me!

Take it

Yeah, I'm going to do it.

Yes

Yes, yes.

Oh my god!

That's it

Oh shit!

You're a fucking animal.

Me? No I'm not

I don't know where you're trying to take me.

You can finally let me come?

Fuck

Yes

Yeah?

My turn

What do you want me to tell them

I don't care

Shit

Ah shit

I'm going to get some water.

Water!

It's hot in here

I need a breather, oh shit.

It's fucking hot

You want me to crank the air?

A little bit

Are you happy Maddie

Wow.

It makes you throw me rusty, see? That's why I talk shit

This is why i talk shit

What it getting to go nuts

Yeah

See she a fucking animal

Im not animal

Ah Shit

Ouch!

I thought you needed a breather.

Yeah, but you don'talk shit

Oh my god!

Shit...

You can breathe in here too?

Oh, shit.

Oh shit

Breathe

More?

Yeah

Holy Shit

Are you having fun

I like to talk shit.

Yeah, you do!

You do...

That's why when you give it me

You kept pushing it off

Just gimme a bunch of oil

Rainbow it

Can have the blue one?

I think i knew it was her when she said the mountain thing.

Oh really?

Because she talked about mountains sometimes

Yeah, like...I think its Maddie

Like..i thinks its maddie

Telled her that you laugh

You have a very distinct laugh

Very distinct in general

She's like say something thats someone wouldn't know about your business

And im'like

Im good speller

Which are never believe

No

I want a spelling boar.

There's bunch of them

Yeah, we have time

We're taking our breather

Intermission

Intermission?

It can't be copywritten

No he sounds better than what you would think

A white rapper would sound like

But the best white rapper

The most selling white rapper

it sounds legit

When i heard him

And I was like, no fucking way.

Yeah

Improv it you know it by heart just sing a little

Just rap little

Yes do one

Come on

No

Like play though

My phone's not here

But am not gonna run and get

How about

Am sure someone would go grab the phone

Just to hear your rap song

The world would appreciate

There is more than one there are 12

We don't wanna sit through twelve

That what we should have done with the rest of this

It will be an album playing party

Nah jus kidding

俺は誰にもそんなことをするわけない。

レッド・ブレイクがあなたたちへ送るときのような感じだよ。

じゃ、セフィーバーで12曲ラップアルバム作りたいんだけど…

いつまでもやろうか?

そう!

どれくらい経験しているんですっけ!?

2015年から16歳まで

あいつらにはガナリズネス全体的になってる

そんなカロンゲートみたい

まぁ赤い色だから気持ちは悪かった

だって私だけじゃなくて

それはい

なんでそう思う

What's that joke?

My blue spit.

Why are you laughing about how big your finger might be?!

Because it is so real, this scene is so real

It like genuine as shit

Isn'that what the whole point of thing

They don' want to see a scene

They wanna really happens with people

Are we talking in microphones

Oh shiit

I don't know.

Oh, we're having a meeting here

Thank you

Come here

Oh my god

Oh my god.

Ohh shit!

I love how you came as soon

As i said that

I was about to come

Well

Keep fucking then

It's okay, I came already.

This is as real as you can get

Maddie!

Let' do it babe

Yeah let''s

You guys have fun?

Would you go on a second date though after this

Let's just have a redo of the first date and just keep re-doing it.

Oh, so you think this date needs to be redoed?

I mean that is so its constant loop

Okay

What do you need Zachy next time we'll serenade your person with rap

Yeah bring boombox

Now say something than like if Im wondering what she said

Go get her

It hards rap its not on the thing

Do really quick as V fade out

5 second intermission

If see something

that I like and if you see something you like the baby go get it. Go get

LOL

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