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It didn't really turn out how I planned,

life.

I don't know. I miss a lot of things.

Can you be specific?

Yeah, when I was your age, to use an example…

Hmm.

I could go home with five or six guys after a night out,

couldn't decide which one to have, who I wanted, so

I took 'em all home.

- And you think about it much? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do all the time.

So, then, how does it feel?

- How do you mean? - I mean…

Do you feel a bit more

anxious?

Guilty?

What are you? Are you dumb, huh?

What? Sorry?

I mean, don't you get it?

- No. - But don't you see there's a void?

I mean, God, that's it, isn't it? Is there not a void in your life?

- Yes. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

I could have them all, anyone I liked.

I'd just pick one, uh, and we'd go home and screw.

What I mean is...

Do… do you know what I can say that I… I regret in my life, really?

- No. - That way of life was a gift to me.

Then I just had to go and get myself married.

Very, very pointless.

All the fun just stopped.

Oh.

Now, we're… out of time, so…

Mm.

Might… Should we book you in for another meeting?

Hanna, am I right?

- Yeah. - Word of advice.

Don't ever marry.

'Cause then your life is over.

Ah!

- Surprise! - Surprise!

What're you… Why are you pulling me?

- No, I'm with a client! - No, that's my aunt.

- Good luck, Hanna. - Bye!

Remember to just say yes.

LOVE FOREVER

♪ When you're out and about And you're looking the other way ♪

♪ It suddenly hits you like a hurricane ♪

- ♪ And there's nothing you can do ♪ - Ow!

♪ Gotta follow that feeling ♪

- ♪ 'Cause love is on the way now… ♪ - Woohoo!

♪ Deep down, you'll ask yourself ♪

♪ Can it really be this good? ♪

♪ You keep on dreaming, but… ♪

Here's to Hanna.

- ♪ This ain't no Hollywood… ♪ - Cheers!

♪ You know that feelings die ♪

♪ Somehow, it's understood ♪

- ♪ You keep on dreaming, but… ♪ - Of course.

♪ Maybe you love me ♪

- ♪More than you should… ♪ - Can I have another?

- This ain't no Hollywood… ♪ - Uh-huh. A glass? Okay.

Large Pinot noir, yeah? Table 12.

♪ It's easy to fool yourself When the heart is broken… ♪

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- They've kidnapped me! - I knew something was up.

Also, I think I'll be super late.

I hope they're being nice to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love you so much. Bye, Sam!

Love you so much! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!

Oh!

- They're throwing a hen party for Hanna. - That so?

- Thought she had ruled it out, huh? - No, apparently not.

Is Linda part of it?

Yep. I assume so.

Cool. And she's gonna be at the wedding as well?

Well, she is Hanna's best friend, so, um…

Yeah, of course.

- You must get that, Marco. - Yeah! Absolutely. I was only wondering.

♪ Maybe you love me more than you should ♪

♪ This ain't no Hollywood ♪

♪ It's easy to fall in love… ♪

It went well, then?

Oh, there you are.

Yes, it went well.

I, uh, took him for a little ride.

Said I'd received a higher bid.

So he signed there and then.

The same old trick. Congratulations.

Thanks, darling.

I really don't know what I'd do without your support.

What do you reckon?

- About what? - About the dress.

Oh, right.

Yes, it's fine.

Yes, it's lovely.

You look younger in it. Slimmer.

For the wedding, stupid.

Oh, for fuck's sake. I'd forgotten all about it.

- For the love of God, Martin. - When's this bloody boat leaving?

On Friday, for the 150th bloody time.

- All day Friday. Is it a drop-in boat? - Yes, precisely.

Mm-hmm. I'll go and check the booking.

No, leave it. We'll have to change them anyway. I have meetings all day Friday.

And you know that the same time every Friday,

I have a sunbed. We'll go the next day.

But it's the same day as the wedding ceremony.

- Mm-hmm. - We've said we'll come a day early.

So we get to spend time with his parents beforehand.

Yes, but sometimes life doesn't turn out as you like it.

I don't understand

why the hell they're getting married in the first place.

Have you considered they just love each other?

- You think that, do you? - Yes, I do.

Don't even know each other.

It feels like we're going away for some fucking piss-up in Las Vegas.

They've been a couple for one year now.

Don't ruin this, Martin.

Think about Hanna.

Oh, I'm doing that, all right.

Oh yeah?

Well, when your son's getting married, you know,

you really want it to be extra good, yeah?

Oh yeah, for sure, Dad. But I'm very keen for it to go the way Hanna has planned it.

- And also, the way I've planned it. - Yeah.

- Hey, is Mum there? - Yes. Maj-Gun!

It's Samuel on the phone.

Oh!

Yes?

Hi, Mum. Did you get my email?

Um, about how we want the arrangements and ceremony?

The email? Oh, yes. Yes, I've read it.

'Cause you know it's really vital.

Yes, everything's under control here.

It's going to be perfect.

You can leave it to the boss, Samuel!

- Yes. - Okay. Good.

- Big hugs. See you soon. - Yeah. Well, sure.

I've found the perfect dress.

You know, I just love it!

Nearlyas much as I love Samuel.

Oh! It would be lovely to be there.

Obviously.

But we… we really want the whole thing to be intimate.

It'll just be me, Samuel, and the family.

Lovely.

But I really will take masses of pictures.

So you're going?

You're a bridesmaid?

Yeah…

So I…

Linda is… She's like family.

We've known each other since kindergarten.

Oh? So you're just inviting friends you've known longest?

No, it's not that.

But it's… it's going to be a small wedding.

Can we have more shots?

No worries.

Woo!

- Cheers! - Best part of the day.

Oh yeah.

Hey…

- Mm-hmm? - I've been thinking.

How the hell are you gonna deal with Hanna's father as your father-in-law?

Yeah. Yeah.

Of course, at first, he can come across as a little… sour.

But when you actually get to know him,

he's a dick, yeah.

Yeah! Well, how does he get on with your folks?

Yeah, we'll see.

- Oh, they never met? - No.

Oh! Well, good luck. They're gonna love each other.

- See you tomorrow. - Yeah.

Ah!

♪ Keep with what I know ♪

♪ So I'm just gonna live off Nothing but your love ♪

- ♪ Nothing but your love… ♪ - Hanna?

Sh!

She's asleep.

- Right. - Yeah.

She's had a few…milkshakes.

- I see. - Yeah.

- But you all had a good time? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was just being responsible for your wife-to-be.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

So,

um, you're aware that… that Marco's coming along to the wedding, right?

Mm-hmm. It's totally fine.

Thanks for letting me bring Jacob, by the way.

What? Jacob?

My new fella.

Bye!

Um, bye.

♪ Today, I woke up In a good mood for once ♪

♪ The first time in six months I don't hate you as much ♪

♪ You weren't there in my dreams I could finally sleep ♪

♪ I felt good, but it sucks I don't hate you as much ♪

♪ It's easier holding a grudge ♪

♪ I'd rather be angry than crushed ♪

♪ I'm doing too much… ♪

Oh shit!

Hanna?

Mum rang. They're not coming.

What, to see us married?

Yes, but not tomorrow like they promised.

Oh… But that's all right.

But now I'll feel embarrassed in front of your parents.

No, babe, don't worry about them.

They won't care about that. They've got masses to do in any case.

- Here! - Um, wait.

I should probably have some water first.

All good?

Oh, I just wish they'd never given me a hen do.

But I think they hate me now.

Why is that?

They found out that Linda's coming.

Oh no.

I'm a pain.

Yeah.

But I still love you.

I don't deserve you.

Yes, you do.

I'm the lucky one.

I don't have time to feel like this. I have to pick up the dress,

and I haven't packed anything.

And, most importantly, I have to ring your mum

to absolutely remind her of our plans for the wedding.

- And if she... - Babe.

I already called her. It's all under control.

- All? - Yeah, I think so.

- Mm? - Yeah, definitely.

Okay.

Brilliant.

- Well, um, I'll go for a shower. - Mm.

♪ I-I-I-I, I get so sick of myself… ♪

♪ Can't stop… ♪

Right, moving on. Tell me about Bergsgatan 7.

Well, the ad got some really good responses.

Oh, uh, sweetheart, how… how about Bergsgatan?

Sure. We only have about four people signed up for viewings, as it stands.

Also, you haven't forgotten both Jacob and I aren't here this weekend, yeah?

Huh?

Yes, we're going to a wedding, on Gotland. I did tell you.

Ah, yes. Yes. Yes.

Great!

Yep. A competitor's daughter's getting married this weekend.

Okay.

Martin Kjellner's daughter.

Murder Martin?

Oh yeah, precisely.

So Linda and his daughter, Hanna, are childhood friends.

She's the one getting married.

Well, we'll just have to cope, uh, without Linda for a few days, won't we?

Uh, also, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to manage without me too.

I think we'll be just fine.

Is that what they said?

- He's trying to play hard to get. - Thanks for your help.

I told him, you're fucked.

And you're in the shit. And you know it. Whatever happens.

Good, good.

Yeah. Ah, I think we'll have that agency taken over by August.

- Get off the phone! - But… Wait. Wait a second.

Well, maybe if he'd focused more on his work…

Why can't you just hang up?

…preening himself like a peacock.

Martin! Oh, sorry.

- Sorry. - Douglas, wait a second.

A crazy woman just came in and started screaming. Hang on.

- What do you want? - All the flights are completely full.

And the ferries haven't got any more car berth slots.

Yes, well, then hire something in Visby.

- How hard can it be? - Yes, but...

I mean, hire a Tesla or a BMW or some other shit.

- I'll call back later. - No, it's okay. It's nothing important.

Of course we're rammed when I have to leave early today.

It's all good. I'll cover it.

I'm so damn jammy! I've just got the last ticket on the Gotland plane.

- You sure? Well done. - Yeah.

Thanks.

I hope Linda didn't have the same idea.

What if we end up sitting next to each other?

Mate.

Look. Linda's coming with her new boyfriend.

♪ There's a girl ♪

♪ She knew where to find him ♪

♪ In the local bar, smoking in the dark ♪

♪ It was perfect timing ♪

♪ But what they both didn't know ♪

♪ Is how far this thing would go ♪

♪ And they might not want the truth ♪

♪ But if they do ♪

♪ Play 'em a home movie ♪

♪ If they wonder who I was ♪

♪ Even if they don't Then play 'em just because ♪

♪ Let 'em see the highlights ♪

♪ And don't forget the lows ♪

♪ Everybody's got a story no one knows ♪

♪ So just let 'em play… ♪

There's a plastic folder in the back seat.

- Can you… can you grab it? - Mm.

♪ There's a story ♪

♪ I didn't know we'd write… ♪

There's a big list of all the things we're going to have to get through today.

It'll be a bit different now that Mum and Dad aren't coming.

And we'll have to go over it all with your parents.

- So, uh… - Hmm?

Um, this might sound really stupid, but can we swap before we get to the farm?

What for?

Well, if my brother's there, he'll take the piss out of me.

How so?

"I know who wears the trousers in your house!"

No…

- But really? - Yes, really.

Well, in that case,

we should help enlighten him.

How so?

You say that you prefer for me to drive,

and you're okay with it.

Hmm.

- Yeah, let's do that. - Mm.

♪ Let 'em see the highlights ♪

♪ And don't forget the lows ♪

♪ Everybody's got a story no one knows ♪

♪ So just let 'em play Until the credits… ♪

That must be Samuel!

- Oh fuck, Kristian's here. - Come on! Stand up for yourself!

Fucking hell. She's driving?

Ah, you've arrived. You're here.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Did you have a nice trip? - Welcome, little bro.

- Hi. - Hi, Leif.

Do you know, I've been thinking about something.

I know what you're going to say. And, yes, it was Hanna driving.

And you know what, Kristian? I'm okay with that.

What's more, I like it.

What?

You know, things have changed between men and women.

Samuel, what the fuck are you talking about?

Listen, we couldn't throw you a stag do for obvious reasons,

like you weren't even here.

That's fine. I didn't want to...

- So we're kidnapping you now, yeah! - No!

- Yes! - What's going on?

- What are they doing? - Come on, you little shit!

- What are they doing? - Having a stag do.

But he doesn't want to have a stag do!

You don't make that decision for yourself.

Yeah!

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Woo!

Um, also, we had a… We've all got to-do lists…

And there's an itinerary…

They always do these silly things. You just stay here with me.

- With you? - Yes.

When are your mum and dad arriving?

- Samuel didn't tell you? - No.

They couldn't make it today.

- Leifen. - Yeah?

Her parents aren't coming!

- For real? - No.

They… had a few difficulties.

No!

But they're coming for the wedding.

We have to get to know each other.

Well, we… we are going to be family.

That's a real letdown.

- Yeah. - Oh…

But let's not wallow too long in our sorrows, eh, Hanna?

No.

Let me show you what I've got in mind for tomorrow afternoon.

- Yeah. - Oh, and, Leifen?

Can you bring the luggage to the guest house, then?

Yeah, yeah.

But how… how do we get to know them? We don't know them from Adam.

Well, that's a real shame, I can tell you.

- Of course. - Yeah.

But, uh, yes,

I thought this would be a very good place to eat tomorrow.

- It's just lovely. - Yeah.

And, uh, if I understand correctly,

am I right in thinking you want to get married at dusk?

- Is that right? - Yes.

In that case, we should eat before.

- So folk won't have to go hungry all day. - "Folk"?

It's better to get all the formalities out of the way, right?

Then the ceremony can be the highlight of the evening.

- I emailed you, um, about… Yes. Yeah? - Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. You should take a look at how we've set up your room.

Yes?

Yes. No.

- It's so gorgeous here. - Thank you.

Well, Hanna, I want to show you something.

Oh?

Ah.

This is what I wore when Leif and I got married.

Wow.

I bet you looked stunning.

Well, I had it altered specially.

You'll look amazing.

Yeah, it's, uh,

wonderful.

But I brought my own dress, so…

All the women in our family

have got married in this special dress, yes?

For three generations.

That's a long time.

Yes, well, of course,

traditions have to come to an end at some point.

- Maj-Gun? - Yeah?

This really shouldn't be a problem. Why don't I put it on?

Ah!

Then you will be a true Svensson, Hanna.

Thanks.

- But I was thinking of keeping Kjellner. - Oh? Why would you?

Oh, but it'll be easier, Maj-Gun.

Simpler with my passport and driving licence.

- And Instagram. - Yeah, yeah, Instagram.

Yeah.

Yes. Things have changed now.

Stop here. This is fine.

Let's get him. Here we go.

- Ow! - Come on!

Come on. You might feel a little drop now!

Here we go!

Let me go! I don't like it! No!

No. No, no, no.

Come on!

Yes.

There you are! We're gonna play Closest to the Groom.

- What the fuck are you doing? - Calm down, it's tradition.

We did it when Joel got married. He really loved it, didn't you?

No. But this time, it's gonna be great fun.

Come on!

This one's gonna be the best.

No! No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

- Well done. - It was the wind. One of those things…

I'm a master at this.

- Ow! What the fuck? You're insane. - Ooh!

- Sorry! - That was a bit too close.

- It's Samuel, Joel. - Shot.

- He wasn't even at your stag do. - What the hell are you playing at?

- It was a dumb idea, sorry. Sorry. - Yeah, sorry.

Let's just have a beer and forget about this stupid game.

What the fuck? Don't I get a go?

- No. - Come on!

Hi, you've reached Samuel Svensson. Please send a text, and I'll get...

So, er, what made you decide to get married, then?

It was pretty quick.

Because I love Hanna.

Yeah, well, I'll give you that, but…

I mean, you don't just get married 'cause you're in love.

It's not just about being in love.

What I have with Hanna is

stronger,

much stronger.

There is something that bothers me.

Her father… hates me.

Why's that?

I don't know. He's always so damn condescending.

Whatever I do, it's not enough for Martin.

So being a celebrity chef's not enough?

No, it seems not.

But once we get married,

he'll have to accept me.

- Is that why you asked her? - No.

No.

But when she said yes,

I know it pissed him off that we were getting married,

and it felt so good,

and there was nothing he could do to stop it.

You know, you… you could've just killed him instead.

Yeah, but on the mainland, we don't do that.

Nah, that's too complicated for you, isn't it?

Did you have fun?

No. They're all crazy.

Man has to respect the island.

What?

You got away just in time.

Oh, right.

Yeah. Hey, Dad.

Any chance you could tone down the Gotlandic tomorrow?

For the wedding ceremony?

This is how I normally speak.

No, you're from Gothenburg.

It is for the good.

No, it's not. I can't believe you're still attempting to do it here.

But they don't have any respect for Go then burgers here.

- I am Gotlandic! - Now you're prattling like a Go then burger!

What the fuck?

I only slip into it when I get pissed off!

- Oh. - Where's Hanna?

She's in the guest house.

- She's in the guest house. - Yeah. Got it.

Okay.

Lama Gotlander.

If you say so, you old bugger.

You little shit!

Yes… No. No. No. No. Help!

Sorry, I tried to stop them, but Kristian's bonkers.

Hey.

What is it? What happened?

So… your mother wants me to get married in that.

Okay. And you don't want to?

Yeah.

I'd absolutely love to.

Yeah.

No, of course I don't bloody well want to, Samuel!

Yeah, okay.

You know, there are so… so many traditions on the island.

Oh, fuck's sake!

You have to fix this! If I say anything, your mum'll go mad.

She's forever going to hate me!

Yes. Okay. I'll have a word with her.

But it's hard. She's…

Um, I'll sort it.

Hey.

It's our day. They won't spoil it.

- Mm. - Mm?

Yeah.

Oh.

- What's that? - We must go and join the others now.

What for?

When the bell rings, everyone has to come.

Jan-Inge, who's marrying us,

well, he's on his way today. So it's to do with that.

Yeah. Yeah. well, you go first. I have to change and freshen up a bit.

Okay.

- What's up? - Jan-Inge.

He's fallen off the roof. His leg is broken.

- What? Now? Just now. - Yeah, yeah.

Which roof was it, then? Was it on the main house?

No. He was talking about putting a new roof on the new barn.

The new barn? The small barn? The shit barn?

But wasn't it the brewhouse?

- No, I think it was the old barn. - Yes, it was the old barn.

- Does it matter? - What?

Which roof it was, is that of extreme interest?

Yes, mate. You wanna know how high that is?

I just want to know who the hell is going to marry us tomorrow!

Yeah…

Well?

- Hi! - My God.

- Oh, you scared me. - What are you doing?

It's my bedroom!

Who are you?

Linus!

Linus!

He's in here!

Linus, you're not supposed to be here.

Go to Daddy.

Sorry, he just snuck off.

No, it's nothing.

Hello. We haven't met, in fact. Jessie.

- Oh, right! - Married to Kristian.

Ah! Yes, course.

Hanna.

Sorry, there's been so much going on. And I'm a little nervous.

Trust me. I get you.

So is she trying to make you wear that?

Yes. Yeah. Well, she isn't making me, but…

Sorry, was I wrong? Do… do you want to wear it, then?

It… it's wonderful!

But… but not for me, not for my wedding.

I hate our wedding photo.

It looks like a poster for Skansen.

- We'll have to change her mind, then. - Okay. Good luck with that.

Thanks.

Oh, yes, and have you heard about Jan-Inge?

What?

Oh, have you heard?

Yes, Jessie told me.

Papa is ringing around now trying to find someone else.

Yeah, of course.

Maybe… Samuel, shall we go inside and have a little chat, yeah?

- Yeah, 'course. - Come on.

- Samuel? - Yeah?

Shall we just ring the pastor now?

No. No, a civil ceremony's important to Hanna.

It's important to me too.

Yeah, yeah.

- What you doing? - Let's not do this, Samuel.

Let's cancel it.

Yeah. So I brought this with me in case of a crisis.

And now this feels like one. Can you get glasses?

Sweetheart.

It's going to be alright. It'll be just how we want it.

How's that?

It's going to be perfect. I promise.

Yeah, come in.

I've fixed it.

- You've already found someone? - Yes.

Is it a priest?

No, no.

It's Bertil Fred.

He works for the municipality.

- Is that so? - Yes.

I think he's with the Centre Party or something.

So no more need for you to worry.

Thank you!

Are you drinking now?

No, a-absolutely not.

I was actually asking Samuel why he'd brought it with him.

Yeah, uh… No, I…

I brought it in case of… in case of a crisis.

But there's nothing to worry about.

I think you should rest.

And think about yourselves, will you now? It's a big day tomorrow.

Well, anyway, want one?

No.

♪ It's a new dawn ♪

♪ It's a new day ♪

♪ It's a new life ♪

♪ So they say ♪

♪ It's a new turn ♪

♪ Turn of the leaf ♪

♪ But the leaves are… ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

Today's our day.

Point of no return.

- What? - Yeah.

That doesn't sound so good.

I was just joking.

You were?

Yeah.

Samuel.

I didn't mean it. It was a joke.

Look…

You fell for it?

I fell for it.

May I open it?

You may open it.

It's lovely.

It's gold.

Real gold. So you can sell it when you're a widow.

- Oh, good. You've thought of it all. - Mm.

- Shall I? - Mm.

There we go.

- Got it. - Yeah.

No, nearly, hang on.

There!

It's gorgeous.

Thanks, sweetheart.

I thought I put it in that bag,

but I can't be sure if I even brought it along.

What's going on?

Oh.

Good morning!

Come. Come and see.

What do you think?

"Forever."

You weren't expecting that, right?

No.

It…

Um, I think we've been quite clear about… that… that we

wanted a small one.

We thought it was so, so sad.

You see, we were quite upset

when we realised just how few friends you have,

so we thought, well…

- But… So… - What?

Mum and I decided to go for a grander scale.

Yeah. "No shitty little wedding", Leifen said.

But… the… the thing is, we…

We want to have a…

Uh, what's that for?

- Oh! - Oh yeah. Dad's little surprise.

- A bar for you! - Oh my God. Mm?

Ah, yes, we'll have the best party there ever will be.

Yeah. And you let me know if you need any help from me.

Um, with what?

To put the dress on, right?

- Yeah, right, um… - Yeah. Um…

Thing is,

um, Mum, we were thinking that…

Yes?

That I… I can help her with… with that.

What? The groom?

No.

- Ah. - But I don't want it.

I… I don't… I don't want to be a pain.

And you have so much to do, Maj-Gun, so it...

This is a shared pleasure.

There's time always for that. Aw!

Oh!

Linda!

- Oh, hi! - Hi.

Hi.

I thought you'd be there already.

No, Martin had a few meetings that he couldn't move around. You know.

- Yeah. - Mm.

- Yeah, understood. - Mm.

- Yeah. - You driving?

No, we're taking the bus.

- "We"? - Yeah, I'm with a new guy.

Mm!

Marco, though… Isn't he coming?

Yeah, think so.

Yeah. So then would you like a lift with us? We've got a rental car.

Yeah. If there's space?

- Yes, of course there is. - Thanks.

- See you at the port. - Yeah.

- Bye! - See you!

Would any passengers with pets on the car deck

please meet at the information desk on deck 7.

For foot passengers, please wait until the ferry has docked and…

What the hell are you doing? Already drinking now?

Yeah, a coffeeavec.

You should enjoy some of the good things in life.

But we're driving. Hired a car.

Only need one driver.

It'll have to be you, then.

Or did you book a car that has dual controls?

Cheers.

So… Linda and her boyfriend are going to travel with us.

I bumped into her in the café just now.

Marco.

No, she has a new one.

- She has a new one? - A new man.

Well, Linda's smart.

Maybe she can inspire Hanna to do likewise.

Martin, you're awful.

Let it go, can't you?

Good night.

There you are!

- Here we are. - Hi! I'm Helene.

- What have we here? - I'm Jacob. A pleasure.

- Pleased to meet you. - Little Linda. Hi.

Yes, I'd heard you'd traded up for a new model.

This is Jacob.

Oh, hello. It's… it's such a pleasure to meet a real legend.

Thank you, thank you.

"Legend"?

Yeah. So for all of us in brokerage, Martin Kjellner's a legend.

- Oh! - How about that? Where do you work?

I'm at the same office as Linda. It's Sjögren & Hallman.

Ah!

Tell me, wha… what's it like working for Johan Sjögren, then?

It's okay. It's fine. Uh, I like him and all that.

You can be honest with me. He's hopeless.

Oh yeah. No, he can be a real shit, in fact.

"A shit" is a bit harsh. I'm just messing with you, kid.

Let's find the car rental. I think it's this way, yes?

You fell for that, eh?

What's he on, amphetamines?

Hmm.

What the fuck? Is he even awake?

- Hello? - Please.

I have a few things to do here.

It's hard doing two things at once.

Yes. Understood.

- Well, uh, we have booked... - Kjellner?

- Yes, exactly. - Motor?

Yes, unless you have any pedaloes that are going?

An automobile, then.

I have a Toyota 86. Unlimited mileage.

Empty tank. Empty on return.

- It's in the parking lot outside. - What the fuck's he on about?

So there's no petrol in the tank?

Very little.

But enough to get us to a petrol station?

If you're lucky.

They're always a lottery, automobiles.

Driving licence?

No, you drive at your own risk.

Right. Understood.

There you go.

- Good. Here you go. - Thank you.

Yeah, just one more thing.

She can be a little hot-headed.

I'm telling you now so you don't get a surprise.

- No, that's great. - No. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. The car's sounds a bit temperamental.

M-X-B-0-0-8.

There!

Yes, there. Thanks.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Helene.

I delegate a simple task to you,

and this is the sad result of it.

I could only find one rental car in this place, yeah?

I rang Hertz, Avis.

You said, "Rent a Tesla, BMW, or some other pile of shit."

Huh? Well, here's another pile of shit.

Ah. Put your stuff in so we can get going now.

And we have to stop for petrol.

♪ Never thought that I would… ♪

Just put it in the car.

♪ …get hurt pretty bad Still get up on my own two feet ♪

♪ Always believe that I was free… ♪

You're doing great. We've made it all the way up the hill!

♪ …some sense of integrity ♪

♪ That would rise above Whatever tried to change me ♪

♪ But, honey, now I won't wait ♪

♪ For something to bring me round And smile ♪

♪ 'Cause that only sticks for a while ♪

♪ Then I'm back again ♪

♪ Oh, I'm a master pretender… ♪

This car is a little scary, makes me a bit nervous.

Sometimes, the brakes aren't very responsive.

Don't drive so fast, then.

♪ I always knew that I was young ♪

♪ But with a head held high And a sharp tongue ♪

♪ I could fool… ♪

What?

What the fuck?

♪ I never expected to be struck ♪

♪ By the fatal hands of fortune Or by sheer bad luck ♪

♪ But, honey, now we won't change ♪

♪ And memories just rearrange… ♪

She looks like a princess.

Yes. No. Oh!

Okay, so… how you gonna fix it?

You, uh…

- I have not a clue. - What a wuss you are.

Have your balls dropped off?

I'm just trying to make the best of the situation.

Hm, so says the wuss.

Hanna, do we have to make such a big deal of it?

Okay, things haven't gone precisely as we'd planned them.

But… we can still try to enjoy the day.

Yeah.

- You're right. - Yes.

Let's do that.

- Mm. - Hmm.

I'll have to make sure things are better the next time I'll be getting married.

What? What's going on now? Sacrifice a cow for good weather?

- No, a lamb, actually. - What?

- I don't know what they want. - We better be quick!

When you hear the bell, you come straight away. It's tradition!

There you are!

What? What's going on?

Well, we thought that…

Well, you're getting married so late,

so… so we'll change it all up and do it before.

Do? Do what?

The bride viewing.

- I'm sorry, view? View? - The bride viewing.

It's a tradition. Haven't you prepped her, Samuel?

But we… we haven't planned for that. No.

- But what is… what is that? - We want you seen by the community.

Who do you mean?

Well, all the folk who live locally.

There could be a lot of them. We put out an announcement.

But… my parents haven't even arrived yet or my…

So can we… can we can perhaps wait until they… they get here, so…

That because I…

I have to… I just have to… Sorry, it…

- Hey. - How close are you? You better be near.

- You okay, babe? - No, it's all going wrong.

Nothing's going as I planned. I need you here now.

I think we're almost there. We got a lift from… from your folks, yeah.

Well, tell them to step on it, or you're going to miss the bride viewing.

That was Hanna. She told me to tell you to hurry, because there's a…

A bride viewing?

Bride viewing?

Hanna?

Yeah, I'm here!

There you are.

They need you to come now.

Don't worry. It'll be over in a minute.

I look good.

Yeah.

I'm a little shocked.

I don't look as good as you.

- Think they're waiting for you. - Mm.

Here comes the bride!

Oh! And here comes the bridegroom!

Now I would like, with Maj-Gun, to sing a song

that we've written all by ourselves.

Yes. It's called "Love Forever".

Woo!

♪ Any time you're away or ♪

♪ I don't know what else to do ♪

♪ Remember our love forever ♪

♪ See my dreams have all come true ♪

♪ I know at last that I can say it ♪

♪ For all the years ahead ♪

♪ Come on, we'll prove it Though others can forget ♪

♪ We'll have our love forever ♪

♪ If these few words are said ♪

♪ Above all else, keep dancing ♪

♪ And laughing, being light ♪

♪ Always honest, no more secrets ♪

♪ If you have a fight ♪

♪ But then if sometimes it ends with ♪

♪ Tears or much worse ♪

♪ Only you can share these true words ♪

♪ I love you ♪

Have… have they already begun it?

Can I hear someone singing?

Oh, for fuck's sake. Why don't we go home?

What?

No. The brakes have stopped working.

For heaven's sake, I mean they're not working!

♪ But then if sometimes it ends with ♪

♪ Tears or much worse ♪

Stop. What the fuck?

- Shit! - No! Fucking hell!

No!

Helene!

Right. Good place to park.

Are you both okay?

Yeah. All good.

Oh…

Hi.

Sorry, we…

The, um, brakes just stopped working.

Because… It's a rental.

- Hi! Hi, sweetie! Ahhhh! - Mum, hi!

I'm Hanna's mother, Helene.

Samuel's papa, Leif.

- Hi. - "Life"?

English background?

- Linda! - Martin! Can you stop it?

And I'm Samuel's mum.

Yeah, my pleasure, Madge.

- Maj-Gun. Yeah. - Maj-Gun, right.

- So pleased you're here, Dad. Hi. - Honey, hey. Hi, hi.

Hi, hi, hi.

- You look very fancy, uh? - Thanks.

Yeah. And there's a masquerade.

You didn't mention that on the invitation. You've dressed up as well. Nice, nice.

Welcome. I'm glad you're here.

Yeah.

This is where you grew up.

Or tried to grow up, rather. Well, that explains a lot about you.

Uh, yeah. No. Yes…

You must be hungry, are you? Yeah. Could you manage a little bite to eat?

- Yes, definitely. - Yeah.

Yeah? Why don't you go through?

- So, Jessie, come give me a hand. - Mm.

- Hi. Samuel. - Hi, I'm Jacob.

Hey. Hey.

Ah, oh well.

That's what happens when you let a woman drive, eh?

- How're you doing? - I'm a little better now, actually.

I mean, for a while, I was ready to call it off. The whole thing.

- So you're wearing that? - No, I am definitely not.

- You look beautiful though. - Would you have worn a folk dress?

So, then, this is a little intimate job.

You won't post any pictures of me, will you?

Because if our friends see any of this, it'll be all over the place.

No.

Aw, Mum…

Is everything all right, darling?

No, but, it's gonna get better.

God, has something gone wrong?

Yeah, I mean, it's…

It's lovely though.

Do you think so?

Honey, all that matters now… is that you love each other.

That's the only thing that matters.

And I wish my mother had said that before I had walked down the aisle.

Places, please!

Sit where you will!

There isn't a seating plan or anything like that.

Here.

- Oh, this is so cute. - This is for you.

Oh, Mum, here?

♪ Lying here with you… ♪

Martin, shouldn't we be sitting over there,

at the top table with Hanna and Samuel?

No, no, no, I'll sit right here.

Oh, yeah, well, is it okay if I sit here, then, hey?

Yes, do. Make the most of the reflected glory.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

♪ I thank God that I'm alive ♪

♪ And these are the moments ♪

♪ I'll remember all my life ♪

♪ I found all I've waited for… ♪

Marco!

Everyone, this here is Marco. He's my best friend and my partner.

Hi! Hey.

- So where shall we put you, then? Uh… - Yeah.

Well, there's an empty chair by this pretty young lady over here.

Oh, yes, she looks charming. Hi!

Hmm.

I don't know if...

- Yes, this'll be perfect. - Okay, thanks.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

You do know that's her last boyfriend, right?

Yeah, I'm aware of it. And he's a real loser.

Mm. A nobody.

- Hey. - Hey.

♪ I could not ask for more Than this time with you ♪

♪ Oh, here with you ♪

♪ Here with me ♪

♪ Oh-ohh… ♪

Martin, won't you say a few words?

- What? - Well, we are guests.

- And it is your daughter's wedding. - Hmm. Well, she's also your daughter.

But it's tradition

for the father of the bride to give the first speech.

- That's you. - Do you know about that?

That the father's supposed to speak first?

No. No, I've actually never heard of this.

Hi, everyone!

My name is Helene, and, uh,

and, yes, I'm the one who earlier ruined the beautiful arch right over there.

But I'm also known as mother to Hannah.

And as her mother, this might be the greatest day of my life.

Apart from the day you were born, because that will always be the greatest.

When you were little, Hanna, you said to me,

"Mummy, I'm absolutely not going to get married!"

No, you were going to marry a horse.

But those plans changed, thank goodness,

when you met, then got together with Samuel.

Hanna, I've never seen you so contented.

And you two are…

I mean, take a look at them. They're perfect and… committed.

And the fact you have the courage and are willing to take such a big step

so soon in your relationship,

I think, is the right thing to do.

Hanna, I love you.

And I want you to know that we are so, so proud of you.

And, Samuel, there's no one I'd rather see by Hanna's side in life.

Well, perhaps I could say a few words as well.

If that's alright.

Normally,

you would eat first and then do all this after the actual wedding.

But I guess this is some strange tradition that compels you,

here on the island, to do the opposite.

Martin Kjellner is my name.

Thanks.

Hanna, I love you.

There is no-one I wish more success and joy and good fortune, Hanna.

You're the person who means the most to me.

That'll do it.

And I just want to say that I think the same as Martin.

And I want to wish you all the good fortune in the world.

And a huge thank you to Maj-Gun and Leif for making this possible.

You've done a fantastic job.

Ah, and, of course, again, sorry for the arch.

Let's all make a toast to the bride and groom!

Cheers!

- Cheers! - Congratulations!

Yep.

- Cheers! - Congratulations!

Yes, uh…

Dear friends!

Soon, we'll meet Bertil,

who's hitching the young couple.

But, uh,

Dag, now I'd like you to sing

some truly, really authentic Gotlandic schnapps music.

- Alright. Yes. - Ha! Good!

I think we should sing "Thanks for the Schnapps".

- Yes! - Most of you know that one.

♪ Thanks for the schnapps Now some more drink ♪

♪ Some more drink, some more drink ♪

♪ Settles tummies, don't you think? ♪

♪ Don't you think? ♪

- It was Linda, wasn't it? - Yeah.

Yeah. And you're a friend of Hanna's?

Yes, Hanna and I have been friends since kindergarten.

- Ah, that's lovely. - Mm.

Then you must really know each other well, yes?

- Yeah. - Are you enjoying it?

Mm. Yeah, yeah, definitely yeah.

That was a nice young man I put next to you, eh?

- Yup. - You know, Marco is single.

Which he can carry on being, if you ask me.

We were a couple, but then, uh,

the arsehole cheated on me with an event coordinator, so…

It was one of those… conference fucks?

Precisely.

- You look so good in that. - Thanks.

- Hi. - Hi. Do you mind me stealing Samuel?

No, of course not.

- Well, see you later. - Yeah.

- Well? - What are we doing?

- About? - About this.

Yeah. Well, maybe… maybe I can, um…

Can speak to my… my mum

about it, and say that...

So you have no plan?

- Uh… - Mm.

Mm.

- Hey, Linus. - Hi.

You got ice cream. Is it nice?

More!

You know what? I'm coming to give you a big hug.

Ooh!

No! No, stop!

Ooh!

Oh no!

Samuel! It's all over my Gotlandic dress!

What's happened?

Oh…

No, it's chocolate.

You can't get rid of it?

Oh…

Maybe it doesn't show.

No, you mustn't get married in a ruined gown.

No.

W… what do we do?

I mean, you do have your own dress with you?

Yes, I do.

I mean, it's not as nice though.

I'm so sorry, Hanna.

That's what I should've done.

- How do you mean? - Hmm.

With the dress. Smart.

Tell Linus… thanks.

Hanna,

I'm so glad you're gonna be my sister-in-law.

So am I.

- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.

Do you think Samuel's… a mummy's boy?

- A wuss? - What?

No. Why do you ask that?

Well, because we planned this wedding,

and then they just took over.

- And Samuel didn't say a thing. - He's afraid of Maj-Gun.

Kristian is too.

They won't dare stand up to her.

What Maj-Gun says goes. She knows best.

Hello, Hanna.

Now, I've been thinking some more about the mark on the dress,

and… and I've come up with a plan.

Mm?

Look. My grandmother wore this when she got married, and…

Well, it would mean a lot to me if you wore it. Her bridal veil.

I think it makes up for what happened with that special dress.

Thanks.

You're going to look so very fine.

- Yes, you are. - Yes.

Yes. Yes. No.

Does it ever stop?

♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago ♪

♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? ♪

♪ Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe? ♪

♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago… ♪

What's up? No folksy shit?

No, Hanna put a stop to that.

Oh, what a shame.

- Have you spoken to each other? - No.

How's it feel?

It's all my own fault for being a fucking idiot.

That's good.

That's a good beginning.

Of what?

Your new life.

I'd rather have my old one back.

Then you're gonna have to fight for it, then.

What do you mean? It's too late.

She's with Mr. Broker Dude.

- You spoken to him? - No.

He doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

♪ Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe? ♪

- You look so fantastic. - Your mother wants me to wear this, here.

Well, what… what's that?

It's an heirloom.

Uh, your mother's grandmother wore it at her wedding ceremony,

and, well, it's been in a box since the 19th century.

- It smells like it, anyway. - But that… Well…

Here I come!

Bertil!

So where are the bride and groom, then?

I just can't believe you got yourself such a looker.

He's definitely punching above his weight. Know what I'm saying to you?

Um, you are in the Centre Party?

Bloody hell, no!

No, no, I've left them.

- Pardon? - Yeah. No, I…

No, you see, Sam, I'm with SD now.

They're a much, much livelier lot.

Better parties. You know what I'm saying?

Don't you think it's just because you're a celebrity chef?

That's why she's with you. She's too stunning for you, boy.

Have… have you switched parties?

Yes!

Oh no!

Hanna?

Open up. We must talk about it.

- She wants to be left alone. - But…

She'll come out soon.

Drive carefully. He works for the municipality.

Oh yeah, we know.

- What are we gonna do now? - Don't… don't worry.

I'll… I'll take care of it.

Well, Leif.

- So can we all just go home? - What?

Well, the wedding's off now, I hope.

You can bet your life it's still happening.

So the pig farmer's gonna solve the problem? How reassuring.

Leave it, Leifen.

Cheers.

Lars?

Sorry.

I didn't mean to… to scare you.

What do you want?

Well, I was wondering…

Well, if you don't mind, I'm asking for a favour.

Oh yeah? What kind of favour?

Well, Samuel, my… my youngest, is getting married, you see.

But it's a lay service, right?

No, no, no, it's not like that.

They absolutely want a priest.

And when did they come round to that?

No, they always wanted one, but…

But I misunderstood them, you see.

Hang on, you wanted a civil ceremony?

Yeah! No, no, no…

I'm a…very traditional follower.

I'm not a biblical lit era list,

but I'm very, very Christian.

I really don't remember seeing you at church services often.

'Cause I sit all the way at the back, right out of sight.

- Uh… - Well, here.

Here are all the papers,

so you can see that all is in order.

Kjellner?

Yeah.

Right. Right. Well, yeah, I'll come now. I just have to get prepared.

God bless you, Lars!

Hallelujah!

Okay.

So things didn't go exactly as you thought they would, you know?

- Things went a little astray. - Yes, that's right.

But, Hanna, you can't… you can't literally control every specific thing in your life.

For certain, you'll be mega mad, gone.

- You sound just like Samuel. - Yes, maybe I do.

Now, we could be saying the same things 'cause we… we love you.

Hmm?

Look.

Whatever happens happens, okay?

DYNGRAUK GETS YOU MARRIED

- And then you know. - You know? The fact is you don't know it.

Okay, I'm gonna have a Dyngrauk.

- What an absolute triumph. - One for him.

Who have we got next to officiate?

Is there somewhere quiet we can go and talk?

Yeah, okay.

So… is this what you have to offer? And where are we now, the drawing room?

What do you want?

Well,

as I think you're aware,

I know my daughter pretty well.

I can tell when she's feeling good.

And today definitely isn't one of those.

So what do you say?

Shall we put a stop to this spectacle while there's still time?

Do you know what you are to me?

No, I don't give a shit what you think of me.

We're not here to chat about me.

A strange thing occurred a little while ago.

Oh?

I overheard your brother gossiping away to some other country bumpkins.

And it sounded like you'd said that this marriage,

quite frankly, to Hanna, is purely to mess with me.

Yeah, absolutely not.

From your reaction, it seems that might be true.

But have you spoken to Hanna about it?

No? Probably not.

I think it's a good idea.

She'd probably think it was incredibly romantic.

But perhaps you don't dare.

Maybe you want some help. I can help you with that, you know.

What do you reckon?

What the fuck is going on now?

- Hi. - Hi. Welcome.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Well done. Yes.

Hi. Samuel.

Lars.

I'm very glad you could do it.

Well, of course I'll turn up.

Especially when I'm asked by the congregation's most devoted member.

- Leifen! - These are the bride's parents.

Martin Kjellner.

Lars.

Hi, Helene.

Hi.

- Long time no see. - Mm-hmm.

What the fuck's going on here?

Did you two know each other?

Yes, we did. It was in another life.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Yes, we…

Perhaps we don't have to rush the whole ceremony

or whatever you call it?

Would you like perhaps a glass of wine? Or a beer?

A glass of wine'd be lovely.

Red, please.

- Yes. - Like Christ's blood.

Not everything has to have biblical references, Leif.

No, sorry. Sorry.

Well, I'll go and get Hanna.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Now, shall we all sit down on the benches?

- Mum? - Yes?

Listen. Hanna just doesn't want to wear the veil.

- And I don't want her to either. - No?

It doesn't go in the slightest.

So there it is. There's not going to be any veil.

There's absolutely no need to raise your voice.

Everything's fine. I just asked her if she'd like it.

Don't take it so to heart.

- Is she in there? - Yeah.

And she knows it's a priest?

Before that, I studied economics in Uppsala.

Oh?

It was around that time we got to know each other.

That's right.

And then you show up here. A little bizarre.

Yeah.

It's a small world, isn't it?

But then one day, you were called by God for the…

Oh, my… For heaven's sake! Leif.

Sorry.

Maybe we should get started.

Yeah, sure. It would be great if I could go in and get my robes on.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come with me. - Thanks.

Just leave it. Yeah?

So there's a priest here now.

I know you don't want that. So I can go and explain to him.

- It's okay. - What?

You're… certain?

Mm.

And I mentioned the veil to Mum, and I said you don't want to wear it.

- Yeah? How was that? - She said, "No problem."

What?

I was surprised as well.

We ready now?

Um, yeah, there's… there's just one thing that I must, uh,

admit.

I asked you marry me

because I love you more than anything.

Yes?

But, um…

Um, um, um, it could be, a little part of me could have done it to

infuriate your father.

You know what an arsehole he can be to me. What about Christmas Eve?

How utterly vile he was to me on Christmas Eve?

And you asked on Boxing Day.

- Yeah. - Purely to get at my father?

No. No.

No, because I love you.

B... bu... but, yes, it might have provoked me in deciding to do it then.

Okay, that… that's enough.

This day, that was supposed to be our day,

has seriously become the worst day of my…

That I don't want to… to remember.

But… Don't…

I… I'll go and tell the priest.

Well, Pastor,

what a surprise.

Yes, it… For me too.

Did it just… happen?

Or did God bring us together again?

They say God works in mysterious ways.

Yeah.

You haven't aged one bit.

Neither have you.

And are you still working as a barrister?

No, no. Well, yes, I did. I worked for a short period,

but I haven't done it for a while.

The last 20 years or so, I've mostly been a housewife.

Mm. Mm.

- Lars, can I ask…? - Mm-hmm.

Was it when it ended between us that you…

You became a priest?

Sort of.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's not tough, being a priest.

And I… I don't have to live a life of celibacy.

That's great!

That's helpful to know.

What the fuck you lying here for?

It's time, you know.

There isn't gonna be a wedding. It's your fault.

Myfault?

Yes.

You've been going on and on,

telling everyone about Martin, and he heard.

Ah, no. So he wasn't impressed?

How the fuck could you let me down, huh?

Don't. Fuck, sorry, Samuel. I didn't mean to.

But this could be, in fact, all for the best.

"For the best"?

Yeah, but now you don't have to do it for the wrong reason.

Do you love Hanna?

Yeah, 'course I do.

In which case, there really isn't a problem.

Getting married is mostly legal shit.

Real love keeps going. Stands on its own two feet.

I don't know if I have a leg to stand on any longer.

Hey.

Just trust me.

Yes, yes, yes! Thank you for the wonderful music!

Now let's please assemble for the procession down to the lake.

Everyone, my brother has something to say to you.

The wedding's off, been stopped.

- What? - What?

I know Hanna and I think it's best to cancel it.

- What? - Yes, that's good!

Or, I mean, that's tragic.

That you and I won't be related.

- That's such a shame. - Hey, Martin.

Maybe you and I should go behind the barn and have a talk, don't you think?

So the Go then burgers have lost face now?

You're an arsehole!

- No, no, stop Martin! - No… No!

Sorry, Leif. It was an accident.

Help me!

Dad?

- You alright? - No, my arm.

- Your arm? - Yes.

That's what's called karma.

You, you pack up your things and go. There's a nasty smell around you.

Helene? We're going.

Lie still. Easy, Leifen.

We'll call the ambulance.

What a day.

Yeah, it never ends.

It's an opportunity.

Martin! Martin!

Uh, can I help you with your packing?

Forgive me, Leif. I'm so sorry.

It wasn't your fault.

Maybe we should leave an ambulance here all night.

No. No, that's… I think that's enough for now.

- Shall I come with you? - What are you thinking?

Just look after the guests.

Just all the decent ones.

Yes, of course, yes.

- Yeah, did you see it? It was… - Sorry, have you seen Hanna?

Hanna?

Oh, yeah, yeah, Hanna. She went off on a bike.

She took off in that direction.

- She did? - Yeah. She went off over there, yeah.

- Yeah, thanks. - She didn't look very happy.

Want to be by yourself?

Oh, it's been a day to remember.

Yeah.

I feel so sorry for them,

especially Hanna.

She had planned this day so carefully, to the letter.

If someone had planned this day the way it has turned out,

they would've had to be a total lunatic.

Quite sure you could have planned a day like this.

Absolutely.

A real Marco day.

I know that you hate me.

I need you to know that it didn't mean anything.

Really.

What?

I wanted you to feel jealous. That's the reason I tried to cheat on you.

What for?

Because it felt like you didn't care about us any longer.

Like you were slipping away.

So you created your master plan?

Yep.

What do you mean, you tried?

Nothing happened.

I couldn't do it.

So why say you did?

To see how you would react.

I can't believe how idiotic you are.

And ugly.

Well, now you say it…

Mm?

You're idiotic and ugly.

You just really want me to…

Hit me.

Coward.

Harder.

♪ The wheel's set in motion now ♪

♪ I'm listening out for the sound ♪

♪ Of my sanity tuning out As I'm turning on to you… ♪

- What's that for? - For defence.

In case there's any more violence.

Hmm. Smart.

You can grab those. I have to find the wife.

Oh, yes, for sure, absolutely.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Well, the night holds promises ♪

♪ The morning came… ♪

Hello, can someone give us a lift?

What the hell? Is there anyone? No? What a bunch of stupid layabouts.

Helene, I'm leaving now!

What the fuck… Helene I'm going without you!

I'm staying right here.

What the fuck are you doing? We're going!

You can go. I'm staying.

What's "you can go"?

You'll do whatever I say.

We're getting the fuck out of this spectacle.

That is enough.

I am so tired of running about.

Always having to or trying to clean up after you.

Cleaning up the mess

when you've gone around insulting every single person we've ever met!

God, I so regret wasting more than half of my life

on a… pompous idiot in a designer suit.

Why the hell are you shrieking at me? We're leaving this second.

- Get your stuff together! - I'm staying here, Martin.

Do you hear that? You can go home.

What the fuck are you saying?!

You're fucking coming home with me.

- Hey, hey, hey! - You, fuck you, priest arsehole!

- Fuck you, I said. - Stop it, Martin!

- Fuck off. - No…

- Move, for fuck's sake! - Can you do something? Anyone!

- He can look after himself. - Stop fighting.

Look after himself? How the hell would he do that?

- Why don't you find out? - Wouldn't do that!

Oh! Jacob!

- No! - Oh!

Marco?

What the fuck have you done?

All of you can go to hell.

Marco? But…

He hit his head. Can someone call an ambulance?

Yeah, I'll call.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Turning on to you ♪

♪ Turning on to you ♪

♪ Turning on to you ♪

- ♪ My darling, I'm ♪ - ♪ Turning on to you ♪

Hi.

Hi.

Samuel.

Hanna.

I was at a wedding over there.

It wasn't a great success.

We were at the same one. I think we were, yeah?

I think this is where they're getting married, in fact.

But what for? It's so unnecessary.

I've been thinking the same thing.

The important thing is they love each other, right?

Hope they do.

I know that he's crazy about her.

Completely crazy.

He can't live without her, he said.

Oh yeah?

Yes, he said so, just now. I heard him.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

What the hell gives with you lot?

Normally, we have such very quiet parties in the farm garden.

Here we go.

- Taking him to hospital? - Right.

- Can I go with him? - Yeah.

Linda?

You're not together any longer.

Linda, come back. You're not a couple any longer. Oh, for fuck's...

Hey. I think you should be going back to the mainland.

Now!

Practical, having wheels, isn't it?

What would you have done if Martin had actually punched you?

I would have handled it, I'm certain.

Uh-huh?

I am a black belt in karate.

- What? - Yes.

Yes, I'm a seven-time winner

of the Swedish Church's karate championship for priests.

- Nah, you're joking. - No, no, it's true.

There's usually just four of us competing, but I still think it's… it's great to win.

Yeah…

I'm going to have… a lot to deal with, I guess, when I'm home, so…

- Yeah. - Maybe we could just…

See each other in the, uh, future?

You know where I live.

Good night.

Good night.

HOSPITAL MAIN ENTRANCE PHARMACY

THE CELEBRITY CHEF'S FAILED PARTY

Hi.

Hi.

What time is it?

Half past seven. Hmm.

Do you sleep at all?

But it's okay.

Thanks for coming with me.

Have they said when I'll be able to get out of here?

Not too long, I hope.

It's only a little concussion.

Yeah?

I can't really remember what went on exactly.

Um, what happened?

Jacob hit you with a big plank.

And then… you were in the ambulance.

So where is he?

- Who? - Jacob.

Who's Jacob?

Yeah, what else? Mm…

Mm.

Oh. Oh yeah, I remember.

You proposed to me in the ambulance.

- You for real? - Yes.

W... what did you say, then?

That you're an idiot.

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Then I said yes.

What?

'Cause I'm also an idiot.

♪ You could be ♪

♪ The cherry on top ♪

♪ You're in everything I see ♪

♪ You and me… ♪

In there.

♪ The summer won't stop… ♪

What's going on here?

Uh, we're getting married.

Yeah? You mean on the island?

Um, no.

No, no, no.

Do I have to pay for this?

No, no, no. It's all included.

Very good!

Is it true?

- Do you mean your father? - Yes.

It's just overwhelming. I can't take it any longer.

Mum.

I just can't.

Yeah.

Although I love Papa, I've been wondering how much longer you could carry on.

It's gone on far too long.

Yeah.

And what about… the priest?

No, we just go back a long way.

Mm?

Yeah, for now.

That could change.

I'd like to apologise again for all the damage we've caused.

- It is what it is. - Okay.

- Are you coming back later in the summer? - Yes, we must do.

Will we have a wedding then?

- No. - No.

No!

You shouldn't.

It leads to problems, it seems.

Yeah.

You look like you're doing perfectly all right without it.

- Yeah, we're good. - Ah…

Mm…

Here comes Leifen.

Hey, it's a very good job that you're still here.

You can take Linda and Marco's stuff with you.

- How is he? - He's fine.

They're getting married!

- What? - Say what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He asked. She said yes.

- Oh my God, wow! - Fantastic!

Wonderful!

- Yes, let's… - Yes. Aw!

See you, Mum.

- Take care. - And I'm sorry. Yes. Yes!

Nah, it's fine.

Big bro.

Samuel.

Hey, I see Jessie's driving.

Yeah. No, a few months ago, I lost my driving licence, so it…

Fourteen speeding tickets.

It was a bit too much for the transport department.

- Fuck. - I don't mind. I sit and look at the view.

Yeah, you can try to say you don't mind.

I tell you, when he lost his licence, it was a blessing.

No, in fact, it's no fun at all.

- Right. Oh, okay. - Come on, Sam!

There.

- Okay. - Let's do it.

TWO MONTHS LATER

LINDA AND MARCO

- You look stunning. - Thanks!

Oh my God. This is nuts, isn't it?

Hanna.

Mm?

Can you keep a secret?

Yes, 'course I can.

You know I said Marco proposed to me in the ambulance?

Uh-huh.

He didn't.

What?

I made it up.

But… but, Linda…

I know. It worked for sure though.

Absolutely.

Everybody should do it.

- Hi. - Hi.

Shall we?

Dearly beloved,

we have gathered here today to join in holy matrimony

Linda and Marco.

Are you two okay?

So can we continue?

He said yes.

♪ Are we really gonna do this again? ♪

♪ Yes, we're really gonna do this again ♪

♪ Are we really gonna do this again? ♪

♪ Yes, we're really gonna do this again ♪

♪ Again and again ♪

ONE YEAR LATER

- ♪ All over again… ♪ - Woohoo!

♪ Again and again ♪

♪ All over again… ♪