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Blessed Madness aka Benedetta follia (2018)

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

UNUSABLE WORDS

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BRAKING AND NOISE OF INFRING GLASSES

RUSTOCCHI DI CAMPANE

she is always so thoughtful.

Imagine yourself.

See you later.

the offertory movement.

Tira? Look a little Carmine. All right?

So, let's do now the gesture of Communion.

- Hm? - Throw, yes.

- How is it pulling? - How's William?

With his father only one test was enough!

Eminence, though if you take me a kilo a week,

- me too, how can I do it? - In a month you have taken four kilos!

- Oh well, I will provide ... - It must, eh!

- By the way ... - Yes. - For this evening, all right!

- Thank you, thank you so much! - Happy Anniversary. - Thank you.

- How old are they, 20? - It's 25 years of marriage,

but we love each other as if it were the first day.

- Ah, I'm happy. - Thank you. - Eminence?

You honor us for your own holy blessing?

I've wanted it for a long time!

A blessing he does not deny anyone.

Ego, I bless you in appointments Patris et Filii, et Spiritus Sa ...

TORE UP - Eh no, eh.

- Her sleeve has been torn. - If it was cotonata co ... - Carmine!

Eminence, enough with buffalo mozzarella!

I say this also because of its cholesterol, his liver and weight.

Please, tell your brother to plant it. Excuse me, eh!

- Thanks, William. - Is not beautiful?

- Thank you. - Thank you.

That dinner only the high hierarchy of the Vatican.

And the thing also puts a bit of awe.

Yes, but it is a great privilege.

No! Wait, wait, stop.

No that.

Look ... there.

Look a little, there's a surprise.

- Look. - And who is it?

Father Martinez, the Jesuit who married us.

- But was not he dead? - No, that's Friar Angelico

who died of ebola in the Gambia. That confirmed Serena.

- What tells jokes? - Yes, he has that hobby there ...

- There's a flaw, but it's nice.

- Long live father, hurray! How are you? - William!

Thanks so much for coming, It was really very nice.

- Remember my wife ... - Oh yes.

Of course! Lidia. What splendor!

- Oh yeah. - Ah, thank you very much.

How wonderful to find an exemplary couple like you,

- that after a quarter of a century you still love ... - It's true.

- ... like the first day. - It's true.

How beautiful.

I can? Thank you.

- Take a moment. - Right, right for ...

... a fleeting moment, that I must ... - You are welcome.

It is already an honor that he has come.

- Thank you. - Thanks to you.

Secular parenthesis.

This told me about it my father confessor.

The joke!

- An apple and a pear they want to marry. - Yup.

On the wedding day, the priest says:

"You apple want to marry pear?",

and she says: "Yes" and the priest:

"And you pear want to marry apple?",

and pear says: "Yes",

and the priest: "I declare you a fruit salad".

- But she's very pretty, very pretty. - Mace ... hahaha!

It's refined, it's refined by, it's pretty.

lamentations - No, no, no.

What is it, what's up, is he sick?

Must be visited.

- Ah yes eh?

- I lost my headset. - Where's the headset?

- He fell here. - I do not know where it is. - The headset.

- In my soup. - In your soup?

- ... my headset where is it? - Here it was, he was on the table.

- Thank you. - But for heaven's sake.

- Lidia, but you do not eat? - Yes, of course I ...

- It feels.

Excellency, Monsignor Galasso!

- Please excuse me, with permission. - Please, we would miss something else.

- Oh!

Lidia, we do one thing:

- take mine, give me yours. - I'm not hungry anymore.

- It's bad for people to look at you and do not eat, come on. - It makes me sick.

Do one thing, you take mine, I'll take yours.

I did not touch her, come on.

Fuck, William.

What do you have Lidia? What do you have?

(whispering) I can not take it anymore! Now you listen to me.

It's been a year since I've seen myself with another person.

- Eh?

I want a nice memory of this wonderful couple!

Come on, a beautiful smile eh?

I bet it's Polverini, the administrator.

- Stop it. - Pistolesi, the gynecologist.

- Are you kidding? - Come, the pharmacist.

Oh! The pharmacist, the gynecologist, the administrator of condominium ...

... but William see me?

- What idea did you make of my life? - I have the right to know

- who is this person. - Silvana.

Our saleswoman?

- In what way is Lydia? - In the sense that I'm a lesbian.

BOTTO - Ah!

- What does lesbian mean? - Fabrizio!

Your mother has a relationship with my saleswoman,

- and is it normal? - Simply,

mom has discovered to be a lesbian.

I do not want to hear that word!

Do not say please that word, it bothers me.

Lesbian?

But I'm a kid right here must stay?

- Ruggero does one thing, take it home and I ... - At home!

- ... after I take a taxi. - It's not an evening.

I am upset from your indifference.

It's a question of decency!

So for you to be a lesbian is it an indecent thing?

Tell me the truth: you knew about mom,

mom had talked to you about it.

The lady says if she comes from there for a moment.

- Me too? - Not her.

"THE SEASON OF LOVE" IN THE BACKGROUND

- Please doctor. - Thank you.

- Please doctor. - Thank you.

- How are you? - Mah ...

- Enjoy your meal. - Thank you.

GET STARTED

Thanks, we'll let you know. Thanks a lot.

- Sweaty hands? - Kill. I seem to have touched a sea bream.

Then he does not know English, he does not know French,

says: "I program the Javascript",

- but what can we do with Javascript? - Dr. William, sorry.

Maybe you should a little bit to adapt.

We have been months without a commission.

I hold two hands only!

But it's my fault if Italy Is it a country of scientists?

Then they come here and I'm not able to distinguish

an icon from a former vote. It does not arrive.

You will see that even today we will not find anyone,

- I am sure.

Come. Doctor...

Ah, is it here for the announcement? His name?

- This is my resume, everything is written here. - Thank you.

Rita Sardaro, experiences Collegio Santissimi Quattro,

Holy Land Congregation. Is she a secular nun?

Ah.

Santi Urbano e Lorenzo Parish,

PhD program in Sacred art

and master's degree in Cultural Heritage, though!

That is a Russian Madonna of the seventeenth century.

I bought it in an antique shop in Brussels.

Here in Russian there is only salad inside that sandwich.

- What do you mean, excuse me? - You should not eat in the store.

Oh well, me anyway I was talking about the icon.

It is Bulgarian. School of Zograph, circa 1630.

He sees the drapery of the Blessed Virgin?

Are you kidding?

I never joke on the Blessed Virgin.

I have to thank you, maybe even hug ...

... she really has me ...

I had never been convinced of the origin of that icon

and she opened me ... thanks.

Look, I have a clinical eye: for me she is hired.

Here, I would rather not because I have a spiritual retreat

for a month at the Convent of Santa Caterina di Faenza.

We will wait for it. I see professionalism and seriousness.

Well. So I wait the contract by email.

- Welcome between us. Thank you. - See you later. - See you later.

Why are you doing that face? It is authoritative and prepared.

You saw the disaster that we met this morning?

In addition it is also a secular nun eh, I did not understand.

Good lunch, see you at half past three.

Dr. William, sorry, you're really sure

that you do not want to come at the baptism with us?

There is also a cousin of Torre Annunziata,

that's still miss, so you have a little fun.

Antonietta, thank you very much, however this weekend

I prefer to review the accounting a bit, that I stayed behind.

Greet me so much his cousin and thank you.

- But I recommend, do not think about it too much. - Oh well.

- It went like this, eh? - It went like this.

- So much time heals every wound. - It's true.

- Aspects, aspects, aspects! - Where it goes, it's closed!

The exercise is closed, miss, please.

- Power. - Are you Father Guglielmo? - No, I'm not a father.

(with Roman accent) I came for the announcement.

- The place has already been assigned, I'm sorry. - Kill!

- Caruccio here eh, nice! - Yes, dear. Power.

Look at this it's not a church, is it?

Oh my God, what a fool! No excuse me, look

is that when I see the Madonnas, I do not understand anything anymore.

Listen, it's my break time, I should go to lunch.

Father, please, I come from Tor Tre Teste

let me at least give the audition! Guardi.

I have the curriculum too! Here it is, see.

- Lidia Lu Lu Luna? - Yup.

Luna Cecconi. Excuse me but it's written in pen!

And I know, because it broke the printer.

But only from this side.

What do you say, I'm hired?

Nothing is understood here.

Listen, business experiences what have you already done?

- So yes, well I did three months at bingo. - At bingo?

- In Mostacciano, all people of a certain level. - Sure.

Then I took the model for two months for a hardcover to Centocelle.

Ah, then I worked at that building,

the one near the Colosseum, that of the priests, from ...

- The Antonian Pontifical Library. - Bravo, the one where they do the happy hour.

- So it's not that. - Then I had to go,

because to the owner a little "je seething", understood.

Listen, languages ​​written and spoken?

Well, English chews him.

Eh, I see it, yes. Let's hear the pronunciation a little?

Yes, then burgers, all inclusive, ATM, bed and breakfast.

- Taxi, hotel and metro drive in. - Am I hired?

- I can start right away. - Resume his curriculum.

I understand the situation of young people today,

- but the place has been assigned. - Oh God, shut up a little.

- Which is? - No, but what really? - What's up?

- I think they came to me. - Who came?

But that happens to her has an absorbent?

- But this is not a pharmacy! - Look, do not tell me anything.

I must go and buy them, It's an emergency.

But you go there to buy them, what should I go?

So these are the money, keep it. Where is the bathroom?

- Straight, straight. - Here.

Ah sir, with wings eh! I recommend.

Look, do not touch anything!

Do not open the drawers, do not touch the cases, do not touch anything.

Damn me. Porazza puppet.

- Did we get enough? - Yup.

- Lidia! - Oh, William. - Hello.

LIDIA RIDE

No, no they're not for me, it's a commission I've made.

- I hope so. - How are you?

Lidia, I only call you, but you never answer me.

- But one evening of these are we having dinner together? - Why?

To talk, to compare, it was all so violent.

We have not talked to each other for 25 years, do we have to do it right now?

Listen to me, let's go again a little time...

Lidia, I feel terrible, believe me.

I have to go, I'm sorry.

- (Lidia) Ah! GET STARTED

393888 as well!

But they're screwing me Mother Teresa?

(Guglielmo) What are you doing? Stop! Stop a little!

- What do you steal? Stop a little! - No, Mr. William!

Quiet, they stole it, I sold it, here it is.

- But did they pay you? - They're Russians!

Were you able to sell Mother Teresa? It was 10 years since I could.

- But why was Mother Teresa? - Yes, did the receipt do it?

- That's crazy, so they charge us a tax figure. - No!

- In this shop everything is done on a regular basis. - Oh well.

Understood? Never again, here.

- Oh well. - Look, but you did not he have an emergency?

I understood, she took half an hour

I had to arrange. Indeed, by the way ...

We will have to buy again the toilet paper in the bathroom is over.

- Buy again, we must, let's go ... - Oh well, because ...

Miss, maybe we did not understand each other. CELLULAR RINGS

- Wait a moment. - The place has been assigned. - Licia!

Wait until I call you back later, I'm a hurry

with my main one. Come on, bye.

Which main? She is not hired.

Meaning? Are you already firing me?

But when did I ever hire her?

- It's because I do not speak foreign languages, ve? - No!

To me what worries me it's Italian.

Oh well I understood, it's always the same story.

Dry.

A beautiful girl like her, then the place finds it, it will not take long.

NOISE FROM NASO

Thanks ... my ex's also told me:

"To Luna, do not worry!"

Then he left me the anniversary day,

and he left me as well in a sea of ​​troubles.

Quell'infamone.

Oh well, is in good company.

Was she left too?

- My wife left me for a woman. - Eh?

- He left me for a woman. - Oh well, she's a lesbian!

Please, it's already so humiliating for me, talk softly.

Mr. Guglie ', come here, hug me from.

But do not worry, look, better this way.

They did not deserve those.

Look, I'm going to tell you something of which I may repent.

I take it for a month, with a prayer. - Really?

Listen to me.

- To speak less dialectally. - Thank you, Mr. Guglie '!

- No, good, good! - Thanks, it's a myth!

- Stop, please stop. - A myth ... thank you.

- Sisters, what do you need?

We wanted some comb.

But pèttine, or the comb right?

The comb, comb.

Oh well, follow me, that we find them.

What are ste comb, boh?

The comb stand in the third drawer on the left.

to find another one?

- But what? - Not a woman? - But why?

Look, I was in her, I would try with the zumba.

Do you have this? The zumba are those South American dances?

There's a lot of tardone there

and in my opinion a beautiful sixty year old finds her.

But I do not want a sixty,

I want to get my wife back.

So your wife, Mr. William,

he does not find it because he has taken it another direction.

So we must organize ourselves.

Too bad there's trouble who is cardiopathic and hypertensive ...

- But when? - Otherwise there was that thing

that you swallow a figure, as if he called it, the bikram yoga.

In my opinion there is a bona he found it, damn it.

Look, but because you do not let it decide to me about my life?

- Why are you so bad? - I wanted to help you.

- Anyway, she ... - He's not helping me.

... it's boring. Not even ice cream he got himself, come on.

Does it make me feel bad? I am lactose intolerant.

- It's hopeless eh? - I'll be hopeless.

Oh well.

But where there is no hope, is there ...?

- Loveit, eh. - No, I do not take medicine,

- I do not take antidepressants, anxiolytics. - What medicines!

It is an application to socialize, no?

Come on, on the contrary, give me the phone that I install it right away.

- No, who installs me? - Look, calm.

We choose only classy women, refined, aristocratic,

how do you like her, come on.

Look, I'm a person very well known in Rome.

- Yes. - And I do not want to to finish in pasta everywhere.

Excuse me, I have to go out that I have seasickness on a boat.

How excuse me?

However she is a person very invasive, do you know?

Look, but look what a beautiful profile I did to him.

I lowered the age of ten, he will see women tomorrow like that.

- What did he do? - So cute! What is a beaver?

- But that's a mouse, oh! - What are you doing, pointing at us?

No, no, let's go. Go! Go! Go!

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

FREE LINE SIGNAL

Free message.

The client called by her it is not currently available.

SOUND FROM THE CELLPHONE

MUSIC

THE MUSIC IS INTERRUPTED

He traded this shop for a disco?

- Let me understand. - Excuse me.

- I thought I was alone. - Dotto ', it was not a happy choice.

- She became the mistress. - You make me a chick!

Get away with those tricks, please.

Then, it can not be presented all scruffy!

- It's a question of decency! - Sorry.

HORN - DHL.

- Good morning. - Here we are, how are you?

- Yes thanks.

Oh!

- What are you doing here? - Money? - Are there any news? - Not yet.

- If you can confirm the data. - Yup.

- See you finish badly. - What's the matter with me?

You have to hurry up, do you understand?

- Ok, we can proceed with a signature, please? - Yup.

Thank you.

Carmine ... the spades have arrived!

- A signature, please. - Sure.

- Well thanks. - To you, goodbye.

- What happens? - Anything.

- That has? - No, it's hormones.

That music should not be put in a sacred art shop.

- Especially that kind of music. - He's right.

Here it is.

RUSTOCCHI DI CAMPANE

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

7,000 ...

This group of four crosses It's very interesting.

This group of four crosses is very interesting.

- They come from Arezzo. - They come from Arezzo.

And particularly beautiful it is this cross ...

SOUND FROM THE CELLPHONE - which has a ruby ​​in the center.

Especially beautiful is the che in the middle.

These four pyxis come from an industry of Vicenza.

This come from a company in Vicenza ...

And from a ... sorry, from an industry of Vicenza.

Sorry, eh, mea culpa.

Particularly interesting this is here, central.

how perfect they are.

I would like to show now to His Eminence

a tabernacle for me it is particularly precious.

So, all right. I have been texting with Letizia.

- But who is Letizia? - Letizia, his conquest of Loveit.

- But what if I forgot it? - But do your business!

Do not worry, feel here: 40 years, Capricorn,

loves grappa, cross-country skiing,

she likes Bucouoski's poems, Kubouoski ... boh!

Bukowski, a cursed poet that she can not know, go.

Do not tell her that she works among the priests,

that immediately arouses me.

Then instead of saying sacred art, tell her art.

- At the right time, I'll tell him. - What time!

- She's waiting for you tonight at his house! - Tonight?

- And what's the matter with me? - Here, in fact.

- You gave me an hour and a half? - To do what?

I change it from like this. If you trust?

- I will trust ... MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

No, no, no, no.

But do you see yourself? You're perfect.

WORDS NOT UNDERSTANDABLE

Oh, this better, yes.

Bella ... precise.

- But are you sure I'm fine? - But do not you see?

It's so cool!

- William! Welcome! - What's Gianfranco?

- Who? - Is there Gianfranco?

- No, there's no Gianfranco here. - Excuse me, I was wrong civic.

Aunt, but did not you let him in?

No, he said he was wrong civic he was looking for a certain Gianfranco ...

- But it goes, I told you so that I would open not? - Ahhh ...

- William? - Yup?

- What are you doing? - No, it's ... - Pleasure, Letizia.

- Pleasure, William. - Are we going to drink something?

- Do you want? - Yes, willingly. - Here we go! - Yup.

But you dropped your age on the profile.

- Why, who wrote? - 46.

- They let me write it. - But you're a guy!

Thank you.

LETIZIA RIDE

Oh God ... let me understand.

Last year your wife he left you for a woman ...

RIDE

... and you're still suffering like a dog?

- Oh well, more or less. - Oh my God, I feel bad.

Look, it will not hurt are I all wine?

But imagine, I'm Venetian, I hold!

And tell me a little something:

but have you always lived in Rome?

- I do. - This city is a whore!

You can not do without it!

"And daghe de taco, daghe de punta, how much is bona sta sora Assunta,

- pull the rope, pull the saw! " - Good evening, good evening.

- But is it good evening or good saw? - Good evening.

The stornello says good evening, no good saw.

The kitchen is closing, can I bring you something else?

- The running account! - Two grappa!

- Yet? No, not for me. - It's always two, eh?

Do not be wrong!

- Bon, then tell me Gualtiero ... - No Gualtiero, Guglielmo.

Guglielmo, Gualtiero, You're a boring Roman, eh?

But tell me, after what do you want to do?

- After we take a taxi and we're going to ... - Ah!

- No, no! - From you or from me?

No, come on, with your nails you break the pants.

Come on ... no, sorry, we've known each other for an hour and a half.

But we know each other at your house.

No, because tomorrow at half past six I would have a train to Milan.

But how much do you break the cojoni, eh?

You are really a patented rompicojoni!

Come on, just the time to drink some stuff!

Another one?

This magnificent deposition,

it is traditionally attributed at the neo-patrician school

headed by Fabrizio Santafede.

My father, a man of great culture,

he wanted to go to the genesis of the canvas

and questioned a big critic.

Looking at the picture he said:

"Oh, but this is a Santafede!".

You will say: but there are influences Caravaggio?

You are not wrong. Because in those three angels ...

Ouch! You break the tendon.

Be good, Gualtiero.

Tell me you have a condom ...

- I should have it. - Go. - Yes.

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

2001 ...

Joy?

Letizia, there is an inconvenience. Joy?

Where is this ...

Leti ...

What are you sleeping?

- Letizia? RUSSIAN LETIZIA

Joy?

Come on, Letì!

Here we go!

Here we go!

Fire!

Fire!

Come on, wake up!

Power! I have grandchildren, I have grandchildren, you have to go!

Oh God...

SOUND FROM THE CELLPHONE

Of course I give you friendship, nice fustacchione!

Better to change the air, go!

I'm old helpless!

Mr. William, what should I tell you?

From the picture it did not seem to me a bad luck!

This last night came out two bottles of wine,

if she went to the bathroom it would also stick to the mouthwash.

Oh well, it seems that on four matches we do not find a decent one, come on!

- This Adriana looks like a car. - For charity!

This sends continuously erotic, pornographic messages.

This is crazy ... no, no!

But then the idea of ​​putting a stranger

instead of my wife, in bed. It blocks me psychologically.

But you're his wife if you must forget it!

Go to the asylum like that, stop by!

Slowly, I'm trying.

- Ah, is he trying? - Sure. - I'll show him something.

Lidia: 26 outgoing calls, just last night!

I could not find the instruction book dell'asciugapanni.

I wanted to know where he had put it, that's all.

At three in the morning? Come on then!

Sisters, are you interested in these ...

Are you interested in both? Eh ... Antonietta?

Can you come, please, a moment?

- The sisters are interested to the two rosaries. - Sure.

You know what gives me so much annoyance of her?

Which always has this air from psychologist "de noantri".

Oh well, I wanted to help you I shut up.

- That's enough. - A question.

Why such a beautiful girl? slender, young like her

does not he have a boyfriend yet?

How come I'm done?

It is not by chance that she is a bit ... strange?

Mashed potato? But she knows that Is he really an asshole?

GET STARTED

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

- It scared me!

- Who told you I was here? - Carmine.

- Did something happen? - Do we make peace?

- Come on. - Excuse me first.

I got my hand ... a little dirty.

Excuse me too, first.

What a beautiful bike, but whose is it?

This is a 650, four-cylinder, it is from the mid-80s.

- Oh well and who is it?

- What's broken? - No, it's not broken.

However, when there is a noise that I do not like ...

I lie down, it's my relaxation: take it apart and reassemble it ...

I relax like this.

Listen, he called the secretary of one, some ...

... Bigono, Bagono, have you ever heard it?

- Cardinal Bekono? - Eh!

But it's a very important one, this is how the Pope is.

And what did he say?

- Here, what's not happened so well. - How did it not happen?

- Speak this, which is important, and do not understand? - Oh God, but what do I know!

- He needed an iron, a hardware store ... - A hardware store at Cardinal Bekono?

- Feruccio! - But how...

- No, maybe he meant a ferrule. - Ferraiolo, yes.

- What is it? - It's a very precious cape,

that is used for ceremonies of the highest level.

- The aristocratic ones. - The aristocrat it has nothing to do with the Vatican.

So, you have to make an appointment,

- give a nice cleaning to the store. - William, you do not have to worry.

- Those are already waiting for her to the Vatican. - When?

- Now! - Now? - Oh yeah.

I have to clean up then, damn it!

- Hold up! - Yes, go slow though!

Possible that a former motorcyclist like her

- Are you afraid of the scooter? - I had a trauma, unfortunately.

- Oh, oh well. - Plan.

Do not drive jerkily.

Do not drive in that way and without brakes.

- It is madness! - He could drive her, then!

No, I have not been driving since I had the accident.

- He knows that I met my wife the day of the accident? - Mhh ...

Still with his wife, he's doing it to me become unpleasant.

- But why, it's a woman instead ... - In love with another woman. - Shhh.

You have to deal with this thing, if you must forget it!

- Silence! - It's move on, he wanted English ...

We want to make everyone feel?

She stops here and waits for me.

- It does not mess up and it's composed, eh? - Oh well. - Stop!

- I'm waiting here, eh? - Yup.

Oh God ... that raw!

Madonna, I did not want to.

Damn, how hot today ... eh?

Wow.

But ... you're expensive, eh?

Dearest Eminence, what a pleasure.

What an honor, really.

You call and we rush.

- Actually, it's three quarters of an hour that appearance. - He's right.

Unfortunately there have been two events,

and the taxis were unavailable.

Anyway, I brought them all our best

fabrics for vestments, as she had asked.

Do you know that you look like? You look like one of those principles,

but not blue, those all colored.

One thing of ... other times, eh.

Yup.

You have a 54, I think, right?

I understand, you can not talk!

But at least one photo we can do it?

If I send it to Lycia, that one looks ...

I want to kill her! Wait up...

Beautiful, so beautiful!

Stay like this.

Come on, stop ... here. This is perfect.

Very nice this of fabric.

Not bad ... no, wait that here is the sun.

Here it is.

Here it is...

Then clearly he must tell me as the borders want.

Still I'm undecided,

among those in silk and those in pure gold.

You think about it calmly and then he lets us know.

- The important thing is that you start work immediately. - Sure.

On the 2nd of the month I have a meeting

with the Orthodox Patriarch in Sofia.

Look, at the cost of working until dawn,

we will give her work on time.

The important thing is that you remember tell me about the borders.

- All right. - Thank you.

Thank you for your trust, thank you.

No, I came with my eyes closed!

We have to redo it, sorry for a moment.

Wait up...

Excuse me, but what ... it matters the people who work.

- Then he is a Swiss guard, this one. - I'm taking selfies.

Excuse me so much, forgive her.

So you can not answer.

She only combines trouble, eh?

- Look, how did it go? - It went very well.

Work is taken.

He liked the sample, he liked everything.

Now we'll make him a gun, if ... I think ...

Where is he?

She is just a walking danger.

- Come on, let's go to the store. - So, I'll take care of this.

- Because she's busy tonight. - What should I do tonight?

It has already been forgotten the appointment of tonight?

- What appointment? - Raffaella 49! - No!

- Great conversationalist, loves nature, the twist, Dr. House. - No!

- No, no. - Yes, yes.

- Yes, Mr. William. - No. - You must exhume. - No.

I can not see her anymore so dead, so depressed.

I'm not depressed!

Kill, come on!

If you are not depressed ...

And also the sixth doctor It's disgusting!

- A disgust, understand? - Thank you.

Then, I'm professorone makes me:

"Raffaella, this is a rosacea there is no cure,

he must keep it. " And he gives me some ointments.

And what have I solved? Shut up, nothing!

After a month I was unrecognizable.

I was full of bubbles, but bad you know ... like these.

So, like these here.

But understood, pa, pa, Pa, P3, P3-

So, beautiful luscious.

- So what do I do, right to my friend from Latina. - Sure.

And I go to this old dermatologist,

which is very good, among other things, a handsome man,

very much in fashion, eh. As soon as he sees me he makes me:

"Who is he, who is that asshole?

who spoke about rosacea. Madam this is a lupus. "

You'll understand, I felt like dying.

To die! Four months of cortisone he made me do it.

- I put on 20 pounds. - Yes, because ... - Shut up.

20 pounds, a ball! And what have I solved?

- Anything. - Shut up, nothing!

But I say ... I'm sorry the ashtray? - Yup.

I say ... but if it is not psioriasi,

if it is not lichen planus, if it is not photodermatitis,

only one thing can be, no? What can be?

Shut up! EHS!

In fact, since I use the headset to call,

look, I have a skin as a young girl, look.

Oh well, except in the ear a kind of eczema came to me.

A bit scaly, no but does not stick, eh!

I mean, it's not now because I touch you ...

Excuse the outburst, sorry!

- Not skin, eh? - No, I understand.

Look ... William.

Yup.

Can I read something of my own?

Yup.

- Then I read it to you. - Sure.

- Absent leukocytes, acetone? - (together) 11!

- Urobilina? - 0.9.

- Glucose? - Appearance? - Single.

- But what's unique, it's clear! - Then read it, sorry.

- They're yours, eh. - Oh well, what does that have to do with it? It's a way to get to know each other.

Colour gold. Appearance: clear. Density: 10, 85.

- I have a habit of drinking a little. - We must drink a lot.

- The doctor says a liter and a half a day. - I drink three.

- OK then. - No, it's not good, it's not much.

- Because I do not drain. - And if you do not drain, do not drain!

Look, see?

See here the clear part has it expanded?

It is as if the bone had eaten all the football he could.

Pokemon type, do you understand?

And this is indeed called the "Hungry bone syndrome."

- That's nothing else ... oh God, but am I boring you?

- We've been talking for two hours analysis, plates. - Sorry.

You're right, me too I always say it to myself:

Raffaella, just talk about diseases! Life is beautiful, it must be lived.

TURNS THE STEREO - Music!

Come on let go, you care!

- Ahia! You took my kneecap. - Oh well, it's the twist, come on.

- Come on. - You took my kneecap. - Come on, I did not do anything to you!

- It makes me very bad. - Come on, what a pigrone!

- It really hurts me. - Come on, what should I convince you?

Please.

Oh God!

Oh God ... you hurt yourself?

A taxi...

What is lumbar or cervical?

- Eh? - But fuck you, call me a taxi.

I call you.

BUSY LINE

- Mr. William! - It's an hour I wait!

- But where were you, in Benevento? - These are complicated roads!

- I'm in pieces ... ah! MUSIC FROM THE AUTORADIO

Girls, he is William my principal, say hello.

- Hello. - Pleasure. - Pleasure ... sorry.

- My shoulder hurts, I've used it. - I do not understand,

- We must accompany at home this? - No!

This if it bothers, this is left in front of a taxi

- and come home with the taxi. - Yes, ok and when the taxi finds him, eh Manola?

Mr. William, do not worry

I'll take it home, do not pay any attention to this.

- Luna, look, it's a party, not an after. - Come with us!

- Where do I come with you? - At the Black Hole!

- It's caruccio! - I would like to be taken home.

Mr. William, you know, if you want to come ...

- Luna, take me home, please? - All right, ok.

An idea ...

Oh, give me some money that in my mother's car

- there is never gas? - Keep. - I have to do the ATM.

- I've got 50.

- Give me back a little 5? - Kill that stinginess! - Thank you!

Sorry girls, it's not by chance ...

... do you have an analgesic? - A? - That?

- A painkiller. - Ah ... - Do you have it?

- A moment that I control. - Look.

Time to get home, 30 minutes.

- Yes, I've got it. - Ah!

- You are welcome. - Thank you.

- What is it? Paracetamol? - Yup.

- Keep it. - Thank you.

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

- How many do you see? - I see 12.

- Indeed, 13! - It's 13!

(the voice rumbles) Mr. William, how are you?

- We're almost there.

- Very high!

- Did not you give him that pill? - We? Are you kidding?

Calculate that if you gave it to him then deal with me!

- Get up the music, please? (the voice echoes) - Eh?

- Get the music up! - Alzo? - Lift up, I want to hear the lows.

I break through the speakers!

To me this seems crazy, Mr. William.

It is a blessed madness, they were all so my evenings!

Unfortunately they are not all like that, my evenings.

- Poor little puppy! - I want to change, I want to live!

I do not want to exist, I want to live!

- But how many are those traffic lights?

- Four traffic lights. - Four, yes.

(rumor that reverberates) I see one, two, three, four,

five ... six, seven I see!

Oh my God, but it's not that over the shoulder, he banged his head?

- Let us make the sign of the cross.

Beautiful, however, beautiful!

DISCO MUSIC

- What did you give him? - Anything! - A painkiller!

Of course you are really bitches!

Look at this it's the women's bathroom.

- Did not you see the tag? - This is my bathroom.

This is my home!

(hears his voice speaking to him) Oh, Guglie '!

- Eh?

- Who is it?

- What are you?

What sadness, what sadness, but how did you get reduced?

- Such as? - I only took one ...

... a tablet, because ... I had a pain ... in the shoulder.

You threw yourself to the toilet the best part of your life.

You wanted to break the world, you wanted to go to Asia, America,

in Sydney, in Melbourne, you wanted to go to Miami,

in Bangkok, in Singapore.

You did not even get to Terracina.

You got stuck in that shop dusty, full of junk.

And you complain that your wife has he left you for another?

But what is my fault?

But he is not well, who thought about the store?

William, here if there is one that's not good, that's you.

Look, I'm fine.

Did you understand? I'm very fine!

Guglielmo?

Try to live, do not exist.

(laughing) But you see yourself.

DISCO MUSIC

Good morning.

Good morning.

- No, the injection no, that makes me feel! - Stop!

Luckily, they make an impression, seen that here

to heavy drugs we are already a beauty.

Excuse me a question, but to me who brought me here?

One that should thank.

He found it in the bathroom of a nightclub, excess of ecstasy.

But which ecstasy? I asked for a paracetamol.

Of course, that's why he had the pressure 180 on 96,

for paracetamol.

Look, but she knows them the effects of these drugs like ...

... ecstasy, MDMA.

Excuse me, but then I doubt who drugged me without my knowledge!

You listen.

This is something that you do ... systematically,

or only on weekends, occasionally.

No, here there is a big misunderstanding.

I do not do these things!

I am a person extremely respectable.

- Clear? - All right, excuse me.

However, it can be dressed because the doctor

he said he can go.

Listen, it's not to bother me of his business.

However, because he does not come back tomorrow morning?

- To do that? - To talk to the psychologist.

Miss, I'm a person of great balance,

that he never needed of the psychologist.

Be patient, I am a respectable person.

- Excuse me, I did not want to ... - But very decent.

My clothes?

Give it a clean one.

- You are welcome. - Where is it?

- Give yourself a clean one. - Oh my God.

Excuse me.

Sti fuck writer.

In what place are I finished.

Miss, please a little steady and a little straight!

Luna, but you've turned around the head of the pastry chef?

Be careful, that keeps already two bypass.

- Do not even mention it! - Someone left these in front of the store.

Without you looking at me, I can not afford it!

Ah, I understand! It will be a flame of Mr. William.

There's a note, by chance?

- Only an empty heart. - I'm from Mr. William.

I'm in this period doing stuff, understand?

Miss please, you want to let me come

- a futurist model? - Good morning!

Bungiorno to all, gentlemen!

- Mr. Guglie '. - What's up? - I have to apologize.

- And what? - Also in the name of Manola,

- for that situation on Friday. - But for heaven's sake!

That evening was a blessing.

That evening was extraordinary.

Follow me, Luna. Keep working.

What events do we have today?

So, there is to be delivered the ferraiolo to Cardinal Bekono,

- everything is ready, only the borders are missing. - But what a Bekono!

I want serious dates!

- Ah, those? - Yup!

Well, there was that Gigliola, 40,

what she liked African poems.

No, no, no.

Intellectuals are not good from overwork.

I want a more ... more ... sorry.

- The one with the tits outside. - But who, Adriana? - Eh.

Make an appointment for me tonight!

- But who wants to have sex? - I want to live!

I want to smell a new life!

I got bored, I have to recover what I lost, Luna.

- Oh well. - That's enough!

- Carmine? - Yup. - But what is this music?

The madrigals, the ones he kept your father.

Enough, they broke the balls.

I want an approach with the clergy more modern.

- A kind music ... - Put some of my music, come on. - Eh!

His, at low volume.

Come on. Let's modernize, come on!

- Oh! "Moon") - Eh? '

- Did you do it all? - Yes.

- Give me the phone. - Here it is.

Now I will make a revolutionary gesture.

Attention, eh?

What's written here?

- Lidia. - Look, what am I doing now?

- Canceled. - Long last. - Lidia no longer exists.

So, if you resent me to name Lydia, my wife,

- She slaps me. - Gladly, Mr. Guglie '.

- Only today is July 31st. - Well, St. Ignatius.

It's my last day.

But what a last day!

This is the first one of a long series, Luna.

- She is employed indefinitely. - Oh, thank you.

Holy Virgin of Lourdes!

Dr. Pantalei, what are you doing?

Spiritual exercises, sister.

You know, I loveit I use it a little like that for fun.

- But then later ... - Thanks. - ...I realized

that is a perfect vision of society,

so it's interesting from the sociological point of view.

- I use it only for sex. - But are you?

- Do you want? - No, I'm lactose intolerant.

- Aaaah. - You make me sick, come on. - Aaaah.

Amm.

How is it, hard?

- A nutshell has happened to me. - I was telling the tenant downstairs.

What do you call it?

- I do not call him. - All men give him a name.

I've never called him.

- No? - No.

MAKES A CUTLERY

- What are you doing? - I'll give it to him, wait.

- There are people watching us. - Are you shy?

- No, do not tickle me, come on. - mortified?

- They look at us. - And also very excited.

They look at us. Pull yourself together.

No, people watch us.

- Ah ... - Put yourself on, come on!

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- Anyway, I found the name. - But to whom?

For him.

Pappalardo.

Do you like?

Well ... but if you enjoy it.

Oh well, let's eat then we ask for the bill.

What are you doing with the phone?

No, do not put the vibration, eh?

- Yup. - No vibrazone, no.

- The vibration yes. - No, because I wait an important phone call

of a cardinal who must order me of the borders,

this part for Sofia, and he must call me.

- But where did you put it? - In the most beautiful place in the world.

- What really? - Yup.

- What are you crazy about? - No.

- What do I have to do? - Now called.

What do you want to do?

I make it 4G.

TELEPHONE VIBRATION

moans - No come on.

Stop it.

moans

Stop.

Which is?

- Hang up. - Yes, enough.

- Hang up, hang up. - I hung up.

- Give me the phone back. - I can not.

How can you not? Why can not you?

- It does not come out. - How do not you leave? - It does not come out.

- Go on well. - I'm pushing, it does not come out.

It makes me very bad.

SOSPIRI

- But are you enjoying or hurts? - It hurts!

Oh God no longer comes out.

- Accompany me in the bathroom. - By force.

Yes, but do not show up from no one.

Do not let you see, everyone has seen us, What the fuck are you saying?

- He stayed inside me. - What the fuck came to your mind?

- You must hold me, ah! - Sorry, has a renal colic.

It's a colic, it is a renal colic.

- Now solve. - Do not come out!

Now the calculation goes out, up, up, slowly.

Oh my grief, what a pain.

- It's an emergency lady.

is he a nice bully?

Plan, ah!

Look, I turn around and I do not look at you. Go, come on.

What are you doing, but go get it something to take it off, no?

- It does not come out, how much it burns, go! - Push yourself, though!

taking a shower?

But what came to my mind!

for the bathroom of his house?

Thank god! Come on, wait for me!

Come on ... come on, wait! THE VIBRA CELLULAR

But does it vibrate? But this it's Cardinal Bekono!

I have to talk to each other, I've got a saleswoman important with him!

- What do you care, come on, get rid of me I'm this way from here!

the speakerphone?

- Did you answer?

- But the contractions will have been.

Yes I feel it, I feel it, tell me Eminence.

THE LADY BUSSA

- Busy!

No, I do not say to you, tell me also Cardinal.

- I'm inside an elevator!

...I would have chosen

- What he said? - What do I know!

But the bos want them silk or pure gold?

- But those borders,

he wants them silk or do you want them pure gold?

Ready? Ready?

- The line is gone, it's gone! - I miss the air!

No, I miss the air!

I have a panic attack, I feel it.

- (screaming) I have a panic attack! - What we must do then!

- Busy!

- Use the clamp! - It makes me feel.

- I do not care, use pliers! - Oh well.

- I said go, use the pincer! - I'm going, I'm going!

YELL OUT

AMBRAULIC SIREN

ADRIANA SI LAMENTA

Do not touch me, i do not even know you!

- Here's another one who sat on the phone. - Sorry.

You must do me a courtesy, recover the cell phone,

I have all the numbers in the phone book. I recommend!

- But play less with these phones. - Vibrate!

- You put the vibration on it, but what about you from me?

- Are you here again? - Oh good evening, how are you?

What did he do this time? Crack, mushrooms, ketamine, what?

No, look, she's made me a completely wrong idea.

- Was it from the psychologist? - Yup.

No tonight anyway I accompanied a friend of mine

which unfortunately has an attack of renal colic.

Anyway, my name is Guglielmo Pantalei.

Pleasure. I am Ornella, a nurse.

I do the night shift.

Ornella, I can invite you to drink something?

- What's he trying? - How do you say?

- I'm kidding! - He made me take an accident!

- No ... - No, I'm sorry. - I would have liked it.

Look, I'm sorry, I would really like

but just not I can not get away.

You will not believe it, but at this time,

here comes everything, I do not know what's happening to people,

but at night the ruckus is unleashed,

they play games of a perversion

I imagine it.

Sexuality has arrived right now at truly unthinkable vertices,

there's just ... I'm scared of young people.

What kind of world do we leave? And a pornographic world.

I totally agree with you, it is my own concern.

Then she has no idea what's coming here?

I mean, there's a girl tonight with a cell phone inside!

- And then they come with deodorants, pens, cans, bottles ... - I guess.

- Pliers, batteries, lots of batteries. - Incredible ...

In fact, here it seems, more than a hospital,

a hardware store.

- Hold, it's for her, she has three missed calls. - Thank you.

I swear on my daughter's head that I do not know that girl.

You must believe me, I was introduced for a meeting ...

Ornella, believe me, I do not know her.

See you later.

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

But he must eat or talk with this phone?

Forget it. What's up?

He called the Cardinal Bekono for that lizard ...

Well? They were fine the white silk borders?

No, they wanted the others.

He was pissed off like a hyena, I think the contract ...

... we played it. - We were wrong.

Oh well, listen to Carmine, I reach her in tailoring,

- I wanted to talk a moment ... - I'm looking down. - You are welcome.

Look, I wanted to talk to you.

Tell me.

- I met one that I like. - Really? - Yup.

- Come on, I'm happy, come on! - But there is a problem.

I think I burned myself and it will be difficult to recover it.

No! Do not tell me that you attacked them a talk on Bruno Giordano!

No, first of all it is Giordano Bruno,

then I did not speak of Giordano Bruno, neither of popes, of saints ...

- Thank god. - Here.

The problem is that he exchanged me certainly

- for a drug addict and a depraved person. - Ah, oh well!

Like all my exes, okay that is recovered, come on.

- Look, who is this? - She's a nurse.

- Work at the Sant'Agnese. - And what's his name?

- Ornella. - Ornella?

- Eh. - Ornella how?

Eh, I do not know.

But I only know that he has a wonderful smile.

I was impressed by the smile, as he sees me he laughs.

- Ride? - Yes, he smiles in a manner that hits. - Strange.

Because it's strange, I can not make people laugh a woman?

- Oh well, but does the phone number have it? - No.

Give me my phone, come on.

- Look, you're not on Loveit. - But what Loveit!

- We pick it up on another social network, then this? - No.

- No ... this? - No, no.

This?

Yes, it's her ... beautiful, is not it?

I thought better eh, but oh well ...

- No, what did he do! No! - I asked her for friendship.

Come on, he had to send them a text message!

Now, besides being depraved, that also takes her to stalker.

- Come on then... - So much, with everything he saw ...

... this is the last of the problems, look. - One does a lot.

- He says I was wrong? - Eh, yes, yes!

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

"Dear Ornella."

"Sweet Ornella."

"Ornella darling,

I'm Gugliel ... "

What a leash?

What is facilitated writing?

"... William."

"I am ... in bed

and I really wanted to give you goodnight. "

No, no!

I'm not able...

Ornella good morning.

I wanted to apologize.

He will have understood that I do not have very familiar with the phone.

It has too much, if I remember correctly.

I wanted to write only "goodnight",

unfortunately the automatic corrector he wrote me "banana",

I then tried to recover, but ...

... I have not seen the spots. - Look, I've got to do it.

Listen, can I offer you a coffee?

To introduce myself better, to make them understand who they are.

Here I am working. What should I do,

- Should I call security? - No, but what security.

Anyway, listen, I had taken this thought for her.

You accept it.

- Anita? This gentleman brought them.

I'm not dead, I do not want the flowers, bring jella!

He does not want them, they bring jella.

Do you see this?

This is a relic of Maria Francesca

of the Five Wounds of Jesus, that of fertility.

A friend of mine put it on under the pillow for three months,

oh, believe it has done three twins?

I did not convince you, so wait that you are classy,

I'll show you a little thing, eh?

So this is a golden cross

Let's go!

- I deliver the whole store to you home. - Stun off!

- What have you forgotten about us? - What do you want from me?

- I told you the money I do not conceal it. - Ah, no? - No!

Perhaps we did not understand each other.

- We give you time until the first of September. - How can I do it?

Sorry, but come back to work at the club no?

- What local! - Do you know how we miss that little ass?

- And if he goes around on foot, without the scooter - No!

- ... it becomes even more beautiful! - The bag no, come on!

But go away! Here we go.

- No, the keys to the scooter I need ... - You have to be quiet, okay?

Oh ... stop!

Where are you going? The scooter!

No ... no!

(crying) C'ho only that!

What happened?

What happened?

- 10,000 euros? - Eh!

He understood that handsome boyfriend that I found myself?

Good boy.

I had known it at Durango, the local of those two.

I was at the bar, he was a DJ.

He said after two weeks that he wanted to marry me.

Then he borrowed instead the money from those cravatars,

and who saw him more?

Look, if it had been another moment

I would have helped her, but now with my wife's divorce,

- that you do not know if you want it, he does not want it - do not worry.

- I'm a moment a little ... - What a fool that I've been to trust.

- Ahia! Right there, though ... - Excuse me, that I hurt her? - No.

I think I hurt her with this.

- Do not worry. - Sorry.

- I bring you an analgesic, okay? - Thank you.

- Take this. - Thank you. - For the pain.

But we want to call it police? Of course!

But that's crazy, then so besides those two

I drag the guards behind me too? No, no!

- Nothing, the only thing is to hang up at the post. - Which pole?

- That of the lapdance. - But no!

Those asked me to go back to work there,

at the Durango. Just for September 2nd!

But you tell me if I, on my birthday

I have to go and show ... oh well, come on.

Now we put on a good start and we find them 10,000 euros.

Mr. William, thank you.

But I miss if we sell ourselves four tabernacles here ...

- I'll ask them to mom. - But your mother works?

- Do you have the chance to find them? - No, we'll have a loan.

But what about his father? His father?

My father let him just stay.

Do you know where I met him? In court.

Not even the surname he wanted to give me,

- let alone if you give me 10,000 euros, come on. - I'll talk to you!

- Bet me that I can? - No.

Fathers to their daughters they have a special feeling.

- Really? - Yes, let's talk to him!

Trust me.

Take the bag.

Let's go let's go.

I'll talk to him, I'll explain the situation to him.

(Guglielmo) Goodbye, thank you very much.

- But do you work here, your father? - Eh!

But what's up, the clerk or the washer, what does it do?

- Nope, the president does. - President?

You understand the gentleman, yes?

I did not expect it.

- Oh well, Monsieur Guglielmo, let's go by. - No!

Wait a minute, they'll go out, no?

Miss, excuse me, will they have it for long?

Look, I can not tell you,

the president is busy in a very important meeting.

- I understood. Listen, is there a toilet? - At the bottom, on the left.

Thank you. A second.

(Di Staso) I'm very satisfied,

so we could meet on Monday.

- Let's at 15?

- It's fine. - All right?

All right, thank you very much. See you later.

- See you later. Hi Dad. - Oh, Luna.

I only have a minute, tell me.

- You saw what I did grow hair?

- You like? - Mh, mh.

Oh well, in autumn I cut them.

Oh well, I understand, how much do you need?

But no, little ...

Here.

Actually I would need it just a little bit more.

Dad, I swear to you, I'm back, he gave you back! It's not like other times.

- Acually. - Month by month! - Yup.

Like the money from last January, the scooter, the fridge

Oh well, but the scooter was broken.

to you and your mother.

No, mom let her go because this time has nothing to do with it.

But we would miss something else. After all you have taken.

I saw you in twenty years yes or no twice, one in court.

- Yup. - Are you ashamed, eh?

- Speak slowly!

(crying) - Come on, tell me that you're ashamed - Goodbye.

- No, goodbye I'll tell you! - Oh, get out!

Asshole!

Asshole.

- Oh! - Mr. Guglie ', what are you doing here?

I lost you, I did not see you anymore,

I put myself here, I said now it will come out, eh.

But I wanted to make them known my father, he was so nice

- Eh, I think so. - I wanted to present it to him.

- It will be for next time, come on. - All right.

- For the money everything is ok. - Ah thank goodness. - Yup.

Tomorrow makes me the bank transfer,

he said he puts it also something for me.

- She was a great person, yes. - She was right.

- The fathers (together) - ... they are always fathers.

It's true, yes.

- Look, idea: since we are on the road to Ostia ... - Eh.

But if we left to take a bath,

- we buy a costume, eh? - But really? - Eh!

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

Mr. William, take away a curiosity:

but Ornella, what happened to it?

- He does not call me anymore. - So it's crazy, now I'll talk to you!

- What are you talking about, come on! - Listen, I have an idea:

but because he does not send them a nice picture of the sea?

What are you crazy about? What meaning does it have?

- He takes me mad. - But it's romantic!

- Excuse me, listen to me for once, right? - He will never answer me.

But trust me, you never know no?

Come on!

What are you doing? What makes me do it!

Crowds who speak to the moon, foolish who does not listen to it.

Kill, this is beautiful.

Now I send it to her.

What is it doing?

It's full of lactose this!

Who cares.

Luna, rather ...

For those 10,000 euros, I'll take care of it.

- He heard everything, did not he? - Yup.

- Thank you, Mr. William. - Come on.

Thank you. I swear he gave them back to him, month by month, really.

Thank you.

SOUND FROM THE CELLPHONE

- Oh, Ornella replied! - What was I saying?

- But it's wonderful! - No!

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM - This is "Splendid, shining"!

"SPLENDID SHINING" IN THE BACKGROUND

What a nice place!

I think I'll have my party birthday on September 2nd.

I was really happy.

It is that the sea is one of those things which I just can not resist.

Look, I'm after the shit figure that I did with you

I no longer knew how to recover.

I thought the only way to be able to see you again,

- was that, I do not know, to have me hospitalized for an appendix. - No!

- You would have been wrong, I would have sent you directly in surgery. - For charity.

Look, talk to me a little bit of you, but you're married?

Conviviums? Do you have children?

Ah, so you think I am that kind of woman

- that if she had been married would you be here to walk with you? - No.

- I asked him that - I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Anyway, no, I'm not married.

- And you because you separated yourself? - Eh, why?

Because my marriage he had died out after so many years,

probably because of me.

Ah, I understood, she came to you the classic mid-life crisis.

You bought the motorcycle, you lost your mind for a younger one,

yes, that's all.

You have listed all things who made my wife,

I have not done one yet.

I still have the bike I've always had it,

even if I do not go there anymore.

Look, I can show you a wonderful thing?

It's a building, this one.

- What is a convent? - Something similar.

This was the home of Cardinal Marco Altems,

who was the nephew of Pope Pius IV. He bought it in 1568.

This is the most evocative place of the whole building.

You think that Cardinal Altems called the painter Antonio Viviani

to decorate everything as if it were a garden of delights.

- And that's a lily? - The pineapple lily.

- The pineapple lily? - Yes, because 100 years ago

the new world was discovered, and nobody knew anything,

so he inserted all the exotic elements, plants, animals, flowers.

Think about how nice it would be to have dinner here.

Candlelight, a special situation.

But where have you been all these years?

- In Rome east. - In Rome east?

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

Shhhh.

And do not be pissed off, I brought her back!

No, ok, but what followed me this?

But this is a psychopath.

If I take it I choke it with chocolates.

Thank you. This place is cute, eh?

Of course, it does not have the atmosphere of what we have seen.

What are you saying, it's beautiful.

- And then the atmosphere anyway we do it, right? - It's true.

Cheers.

SOUND FROM THE CELLPHONE

Excuse me for a moment.

Did something happen?

Yup.

It happened that it clicked the home burglar alarm,

and I've got half a furious condo.

And now I have to go by the carabinieri for the complaint.

- Do not worry, I'll accompany you. - No, no.

- I absolutely do not want you to be disturbed - But that disturbs me!

- I'll gladly come. - But it's a bureaucratic thing!

I have to put two thousand signatures, I know her things, I have already done them.

I really ask you sorry, the evening was beautiful,

I was very good, and I really hope so

to meet you again.

Anyway, I'll call you, I'll call you.

Thanks, sorry again.

I obviously think about the bill.

CELLULAR RINGS - Shhh.

- Ready?

- Something incredible happened. - Mr. William, what is it?

- Lidia wants to see me. - Who?

a message

now that I was at the restaurant, in an hour it will be at my house.

for dinner with Ornella?

Look, Luna, you must do me a courtesy:

you in an hour and a quarter, maximum one hour and twenty,

- He must stay with me, okay? - What happened?

You have to go in, go to the bedroom, look for something,

he finds it, then comes to the living room where will my wife be,

he speaks to me, he tells me something,

then he gives me a kiss and goes away, I ask you this.

- I mean, excuse me, he's asking me to make her woman?

I'm asking you to do a small piece of theater

to make it jealous, those things are that work, understand?

- Look, anyway now I have to do, not po - Listen.

Luna, I pay 50 euros.

Let's take it as occasional performance, eh?

- Ah, well, like your own whore! - Spotted whore, Luna, please!

Apart from the fact that it seems to me an unacceptable thing in general.

But then he did not think of it, excuse me, to that poor girl

- who parked in the restaurant, right? - No.

I think about 30 years that I spent with my wife.

If it allows, I want to recover it somehow.

So, can you do this little play? Does this part of me do it, yes or no?

No, I'm not doing it, very well.

She is a great, appearance in an hour and a quarter, okay?

Thank you.

Of course, men know all assholes.

- Look, I wanted to tell you ... BELL

... that I will come directly in Chamonix from Sardinia.

- Yes, I'll stay in Sardinia. Hi, honey. - Hello.

Yes, yes.

No, on the 7th I have a standing dinner, with Ale, Francesca, Melania.

No, no, no.

No, with Melania I've never been there.

(whispering) With Francesca, yes ...

Seven and a half, eh And the shop?

The shop no no no, I want to renew everything,

enough with the junk, I want to make it a center Fitness.

Saunas, massages, a whole wall of supplements.

- Honey, do you want to drink something? - No thanks.

- No? - No.

Look, Marcello, look, I have to say hello to you

because there's a friend of mine on standby. All right, bye.

My Madonna, this when he attacks to speak.

What's wrong, you scared me!

- What's up? - Anything.

I had only come to resume my picture, my Scialoja.

Eh, but you scared me like that.

No, it's that sometimes one gets many problems,

so many ... paranoia.

- I mean? - And then, and then we knew.

Did you know what?

- Come on, come on, I guess I did fucked up. - I mean?

William, at my age, with a woman, but what's the point?

But you must understand one thing:

- You stay from here, Lydia, or are you there? - That's right, I do not know.

But how do you not know?

- And then Silvana wants to marry. - But it goes ... - Yes.

He wants to put up a little house.

- But I've already married, I've already done everything with you. - Eh.

I am tired, at my age I can not do it, I'm tired Guglielmo.

- Tell the truth, did you fight? - Yup.

- And then every time I see you - Love.

- Tears come to my eyes. - Me too.

- Give me a kiss? - Yup.

BELL - A little kiss, I'm going to open the door.

- No, I'm going. - No, I'm going. - No!

Because this is the tenant downstairs,

a rompicojoni that wants sugar.

You always miss the sugar at this.

- No, there's no need anymore, there's no more bi - Hi, I love!

- As a whore, right?

- Good evening. - Ah ... good evening.

She is the tenant downstairs,

she came to get sugar, now let's go to the kitchen

so she chooses whether cane or refined.

Ah, I tell you, eh?

If you want to do a threesome they are not more than 500,

- are 1,000, double eh? - What's crazy?

My puppy love, come here.

For you there are 950, come on!

- What are you saying this? - I do not know.

Auntie, look, you are also a caruccia, But I do not work at Fatebenefratelli.

- How disgust is this, William? - Oh, what a disgusting thing!

I do the analysis every three months eh? Do you want to see them?

There is no need, do not worry cute.

I'm going home, I'm going home, yes.

Now I'll explain, she is my saleswoman and together ...

... we wanted to do a little one messainscena for ...

Oh, but he did not tell you who are lesbian?

- Too bad, though you're not my type. - She's beautiful!

- Hello. - So look, Lidia!

- Lidia heard, it was a scene for ... - William, you suck!

Yes, I know ...

Still that insists with this?

She told you too that is lesbian!

Boh, look at me right boh boh boh, eh.

She is fired.

I do not want to see her anymore for the rest of my life, okay?

No, it's me who leaves.

And if I were you, at least I would apologize

to that poracial that he left tonight at the restaurant.

But who cares about that poraccia!

- Look, can I tell you something Guglie? - Give me her.

Go away fuck it!

What a mess.

What a disaster I have combined.

What a mess.

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

Goodbye, thank you again Eminence.

- Doctor William? - Yup?

- We would have finished. - Go ahead, I close.

Yes, only that another one has arrived,

with the usual deck, they stood on the step outside.

- What should we do? - These, as usual,

- Take them yourself and Antoinette. - Ah, thank you very much. - And these...

... to your grandchildren, all right, right?

Now they are with the acetone all five,

- My daughter does not speak to me anymore. - Then no.

- Put them up there, then I'll give them away me to someone. - All right.

- All right? - Good evening, learned. '

Thanks for everything.

- Good evening.

Lidia hello, how are you?

- Come in. - A salutino on the fly.

I brought you this back.

I want you to stay with you, It has always been your favorite.

But you were not kept, come on. By the way, it was also your father's.

Well, daddy too he would have preferred it like this.

Come on, let's tell the truth, this picture he was hated by Silvana.

I am convinced.

Come on, it's like that.

- The important thing is that you have made peace, come on. - William.

- Tell me. - I want to apologize.

- And of what? - All this coming and going,

this mess I've combined.

It's not easy even for me you know?

I was scared and

I needed to talk to someone that really loved me.

I also have to apologize,

for that comedy that I played that afternoon,

- It was a childish thing, sorry. - Then I did not understand if I'm straight ...

Oh well what you are, and you will understand it over time.

- Enough, it's useless to talk about it, come on. - William.

Me with Silvana I want to try this time.

Oh well, but be careful do not get put under.

I worked with her,

a sentence called bad was enough and it was silent seven days.

- So you make me a promise. - Tell me.

- That smantrappona you let it go. It is not from you then. - But no.

But why not? Where did you pick it up, on the Salaria?

No, but that's not a prostitute.

- But it's a friend of mine that is ... - A friend? - Yes, yes!

It was disguised as well to make that comedy.

- Among other things there is not even more. - I'm there, though.

Me too.

- Friends? - Friends.

- But can we do it? - I say we have to do it.

Hi Lidia, thank you.

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

DISCO MUSIC

In Miche ', and let's go up, give yourself a regulated one.

Luna, hurry up that's up to you, come on.

And try to keep them entertained.

But what stopped me?

(voice of Luna) What a nice place, Mr. Guglie '!

I think I'm having a party birthday on September 2nd.

MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM

(Katia) For the first time on the track,

we welcome the Italian,

the very romantic Kandy Lady!

Turn off everything! Turn off everything!

- Ah Mr. Guglie '! - Luna, come down.

- What are you doing here? - Enough, come down!

- He must go, It's dangerous here! - Come down!

- You will not miss a minute here, away!

Who the fuck are you? Where do you want to go, eh?

- You're good at getting it with women, eh? - You swollen!

- You're good eh. - Take this fool out!

- It does not matter! - I'm deficient! - Get it with me!

I came to pay. I have the money.

I pay you the debt of the young lady, I came to pay the debt.

it does not matter!

- Oh, good. - So, I have the money

and I want to pay the debt of 10,000 euros of the lady.

- shut up yourself!

For starters I have this one

... this cross of the Gonzaga of the '600.

- We do not give a fuck about this. - What are we doing?

- If you do not give a fuck, Give it back. - Oh!

So, of course, 10,000 it's not like I could take them ...

So this is an advance, here.

Tomorrow I will be the bank's first customer

- to take 7,000 euros and bring them to you. - Tomorrow? - A pulciaro!

- Take him out, I'm starving. - Starved to whom?

- Ah, are not you okay? - No, I did not die of hunger.

Come on, Mr. William, come on

- Mr. William.

Come on, throw it in to the dumpster at this.

- Get it with me! - Inside the dumpster, no!

- But I want ...

three the crucifix.

Stiracchiati, but we do them.

Oh well, we take it.

Mr. Guglie ', but are we sure?

It's his bike, it keeps us so much!

Do not worry, that's okay. That's okay.

- Oh! - It's ok.

Get both of them off.

- Mashed potato. - Away from here, come on.

(man) But I did not understand, but who was the father that?

(man 2) Boh!

Mr. Guglie ', of course he gave him a crock that delinquent.

Yes, but because you stopped me.

If you did not stop me, you do not know what was happening here.

It happened that he gave her another one.

- Oh, how are you? - My head is spinning,

- I have a little nausea. - In what sense, how do you feel?

Now he passes me. Listen, but did not you have a motor?

Eh, but I did laundry on Colombo, I do not have it anymore.

- Oh God. - Oh!

- Mr. Guglie '. - Eh? - What's up?

- I see it bleaching. - My head is spinning.

- Luna, Luna? - Do not do me that!

- I'm sick of it. - What's up? - Oh God...

Do not worry me, Mr. Guglie '. What can I do?

- Stop a car. - I'm calling an ambulance?

- Police? Who do I call? - Stop a car.

Wait up. Help!

- Thanks a lot. - Drink slowly, though.

Ornella ... what are you doing here?

I was at the end of the round ... Luna called me.

Moon?

Hi, Mr. Guglie '.

- Moon! - How are you? How does he feel?

But sorry, but are you two friends?

Yes, only when It does not piss me off though.

She's my daughter.

I apologize.

No, do not look at me, I have nothing to do with it.

- He did everything. - No.

I only brought it to you at the emergency room,

then you chatted with it you two, one and two.

So you did not tell him that I was your employer?

at the emergency room?

Made like a zucchini? This then made me fire.

But I could also be warned, right?

So he thought too that I wanted to take my mother.

Anyway, thanks for saving is scirocco.

Finally a word in Roman, eh?

And I would be so happy if you for once

I could say a word, but only one, in Italian, eh?

I'm still...

This is for leaving me alone in the restaurant.

I apologize.

And this is for saving me.

You're welcome. I had to do it.

Before this.

Sorry, I would not want to be indiscreet.

Mr. Guglie ', tomorrow they arrive kneelers, do you open her?

- Still with this, you, Luna? - Well alright.

- Oh well, open you? - I open.

Hi, ma '.

- Hi, Mr. Guglie. - Hello.

Oh, but sure you do not want to come?

- There is a DJ who puts it as well your stuff, eh? - No, Luna.

We stay here at home, see you some TV.

- You'll understand ... Oh well I understood. Hello! - Did you understand that?

Hi honey, have fun.

- But you really want to look the television? - But when ever!

- What are you crazy about? - You scared me! - But it goes!

Excuse me, eh.

How cute, thank you.

Thank you.

"AND THE SUMMER CALL" IN THE BACKGROUND

UNUSABLE WORDS