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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,895 --> 00:00:02,856 ADULT SHELDON: Living in a small Texas town, 2 00:00:02,859 --> 00:00:04,904 a few things are guaranteed: 3 00:00:04,906 --> 00:00:07,789 - someone nearby will have chickens... - [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 4 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:09,175 - George... - Yeah? 5 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,709 Go shoot those chickens. 6 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:13,245 Everyone will know your business. 7 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,914 You sure you want to eat that? 8 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:16,682 [MOUTH FULL]: Why not? 9 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,625 I heard your triglycerides are through the roof. 10 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:20,890 Who told you that? 11 00:00:20,893 --> 00:00:22,933 My brother plays poker with your doctor. 12 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:30,062 But on the brighter side, in a small Texas town, 13 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,464 people take care of each other. 14 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:35,067 Oh, I'm so sorry. 15 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:37,670 [EXHALES] 16 00:00:37,672 --> 00:00:39,705 You know that Veronica Duncan girl? 17 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,241 - The one that Georgie likes? - Yeah. 18 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:45,444 I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days. 19 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:48,614 - Is it Georgie's birthday or something? - No. 20 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,984 She's just having a rough time at home. 21 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:53,414 What's going on? 22 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:55,965 Her mother's boyfriend has a drinking problem, 23 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:59,250 and... things have been getting out of hand. 24 00:00:59,253 --> 00:01:00,852 You waited till I had a beer to tell me 25 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:03,523 - this story, didn't you? - You always have a beer. 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,700 So good news. 27 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:09,882 We're gonna have a houseguest for a couple days. 28 00:01:09,885 --> 00:01:11,337 Oh, not Aunt Ruth. 29 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,005 Her beard is very scratchy. 30 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:14,673 My sister doesn't have a beard. 31 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:15,674 Did she shave it? 32 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:16,842 MARY: It's not Aunt Ruth! 33 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,911 It's Veronica Duncan. 34 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,480 - [ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS] - And while she's here, 35 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,817 I expect y'all to be on your best behavior. 36 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:26,385 Why are you looking at me? 37 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,920 Was I? 38 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:29,255 Yeah, and you still are. 39 00:01:30,044 --> 00:01:31,765 Where is she going to sleep? 40 00:01:31,768 --> 00:01:33,668 She can have my room. I'm fine on the couch. 41 00:01:33,671 --> 00:01:34,703 Thank you. 42 00:01:34,706 --> 00:01:36,262 Why is she staying with us? 43 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:40,299 Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days. 44 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,300 Why? 45 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,469 Because her family is dealing with 46 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,870 some personal business. 47 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,359 - What personal business? - Well... 48 00:01:47,362 --> 00:01:49,562 I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk. 49 00:01:49,565 --> 00:01:51,143 Where did you hear that? 50 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,105 Mom told you outside and I heard it. 51 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:57,234 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 52 00:01:57,237 --> 00:01:59,617 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 53 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,488 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 54 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:05,293 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 55 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:12,130 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 56 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,799 [DRUMBEAT PLAYING] 57 00:02:20,258 --> 00:02:22,258 Let's sweat! 58 00:02:22,261 --> 00:02:24,428 I plan on it, Richard. 59 00:02:25,686 --> 00:02:27,879 - RICHARD: Oh, yeah! - ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:31,350 [PHONE RINGING] 61 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,875 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Hello? 62 00:02:32,878 --> 00:02:35,553 Did you know that word "hello" wasn't used as a greeting 63 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,726 - until the invention of the telephone? - Hi, John. 64 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:40,393 To end a phone call, 65 00:02:40,396 --> 00:02:43,898 it was suggested to say, "That is all." 66 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:46,268 Is that all, John? 67 00:02:46,271 --> 00:02:49,101 No, I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night. 68 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,469 Great. Where we going? 69 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,757 I can't tell you that. It's a surprise. 70 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,939 You want to give me a clue so I'll know how to dress? 71 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,210 Well, dress as if you were going to a Mexican restaurant. 72 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,745 Oh, we're going to Puerta Roja. 73 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:03,215 I can't tell you that, it would ruin the surprise. 74 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:06,452 John, you do realize that I'll be the one driving us there. 75 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:10,356 Fine, we're going to Puerta Roja, but everything else 76 00:03:10,359 --> 00:03:12,403 is a surprise. 77 00:03:12,406 --> 00:03:13,859 That is all! 78 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,762 [CHUCKLES] 79 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,765 RICHARD: One more time! Come on! 80 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,700 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:28,674 ["CLEAN UP WOMAN" BY BETTY WRIGHT PLAYING] 82 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,039 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:41,886 Sorry, Axl. You'll be back. 84 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,125 ♪ A clean up woman ♪ 85 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:46,491 ♪ Is a woman who ♪ 86 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,679 ♪ Gets all the love we girls... ♪ 87 00:03:48,682 --> 00:03:49,995 What are you doing? 88 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:53,085 Documenting. This may never happen again. 89 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,503 ♪ So much about her ♪ 90 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,129 ♪ Is because she picked up ♪ 91 00:03:59,132 --> 00:04:00,992 ♪ A man of mine ♪ 92 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:05,444 ♪ The clean up woman ♪ 93 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:08,547 ♪ Will wipe his blues away ♪ 94 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,417 ♪ She'll give him plenty loving ♪ 95 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,919 ♪ 24 hours a day ♪ 96 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,821 ♪ The clean up woman... ♪ 97 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,156 What's in there? 98 00:04:17,158 --> 00:04:20,459 - Don't open it. - But what's in there? 99 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,094 Don't open it. 100 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,029 ♪ When you dump him in the street... ♪ 101 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,298 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 102 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,667 Are you wearing cologne? 103 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,202 No. 104 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,156 Georgie, I have the olfactory 105 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:33,659 senses of a polar bear. 106 00:04:33,662 --> 00:04:36,108 They can smell a seal through three feet of ice. 107 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,310 Mind your business. 108 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,013 He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory. 109 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:43,849 - Is that from Star Trek? - No, biology. 110 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,518 He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities 111 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,187 in order to attract Veronica. 112 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:51,323 Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities. 113 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,025 [DOORBELL RINGS] 114 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:56,295 Be the Danza. Be the Danza. 115 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,093 - Be the Danza. - [QUIETLY]: What a doofus. 116 00:05:00,302 --> 00:05:01,734 Hey, there. 117 00:05:01,737 --> 00:05:03,568 Thank you for having me, Mrs. Cooper. 118 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,839 - Hey, Veronica. Let me take your bag. - Hi. 119 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,907 - Are you wearing Old Spice? - Don't worry about it. 120 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,142 Here, let me show you around. 121 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,195 Oh. O-Okay. [CHUCKLES] 122 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:13,960 Of course you remember the living room, 123 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:15,847 where we have our prayer group. 124 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,523 [QUIETLY]: Oh, my Lord... 125 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:22,320 And this is the dining room. That's where we'll dine. 126 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,790 But in the mornings, we dine in the kitchen. 127 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,191 Of course, if you'd like a snack, 128 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:28,660 that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry. 129 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,412 You know, where your snack foods would be. 130 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,731 - Sure. - Washer, dryer. 131 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,100 Plus, we got those little sheets that smell nice 132 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,236 and fight static cling. 133 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,585 - And here's our entertainment room. - Hey, guys. 134 00:05:42,588 --> 00:05:43,620 - Hi. - Hello. 135 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:45,376 We don't have cable, but we do have 136 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:48,673 all three major broadcast networks. 137 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:59,191 Here's the bathroom, for hygiene and whatnot. 138 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:02,294 And... here's where you'll be sleeping. 139 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:05,767 - Did I take your room? - Yes, 140 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,132 but I'll be on the couch. 141 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,834 Which is right near the TV and the kitchen, 142 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,116 so I'm peachy. 143 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,206 [SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING] 144 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,075 Hello. I'm John Sturgis. 145 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,410 We have a reservation. 146 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,279 Follow me. 147 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:22,214 ♪ ♪ 148 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,218 [QUIETLY]: Was a reservation really necessary? 149 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,921 - I didn't want to take any chances. - [CHUCKLES] 150 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:30,355 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 151 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:31,924 I sit in that seat. 152 00:06:31,926 --> 00:06:33,125 You sit here. 153 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:35,294 Oh, uh, okay. 154 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,866 What's going on? 155 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,234 Don't you remember? 156 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,236 John, I don't even remember where I just parked. 157 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,306 I'm recreating our first date! 158 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:50,409 The same restaurant, the same table, 159 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:51,777 the same jacket. 160 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,512 Different eyelashes, though, because 161 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,689 they regenerate every two to three months. 162 00:06:55,692 --> 00:06:56,949 Mine are the same, actually. 163 00:06:56,951 --> 00:06:57,983 They're fake. 164 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,952 [BOTH LAUGH] 165 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,555 I wanted this night to be special 166 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:08,160 because it's the one-year anniversary of that date. 167 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:10,629 Is that a thing that people our age celebrate? 168 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,365 No idea. I've never been this age before. 169 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:16,268 And I've never dated anyone for a whole year. 170 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,437 [CHUCKLES] Well... 171 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,872 - Happy anniversary. - [CHUCKLES] 172 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,610 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 173 00:07:29,963 --> 00:07:32,063 Sorry for the mess. 174 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:35,088 I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away. 175 00:07:35,091 --> 00:07:37,355 Where are your clothes? 176 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:38,657 I threw most of them out. 177 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,025 You didn't have to do that. 178 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,225 It's okay. They were old and full of holes. 179 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,528 And it worked out great. 180 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,365 I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth. 181 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:47,900 Thank you. 182 00:07:47,903 --> 00:07:50,752 Oh. I also hung a cross over the bed for you. 183 00:07:50,755 --> 00:07:53,304 It's just Popsicle sticks and glitter. I glued it together 184 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:54,973 in Sunday school when I was a kid. 185 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,666 [CRYING SOFTLY] 186 00:07:56,669 --> 00:07:58,743 Is-is it too much? I can take it down. 187 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,613 [SNIFFLES] No, it's... 188 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,949 it's really sweet. [SNIFFLES] 189 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:09,154 - [CRYING] - Why are you crying? 190 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,690 Did Georgie bring up your unfortunate home life? 191 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,392 Uh, no. 192 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:15,060 Good. My mom said not to, 193 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,695 so that you would be comfortable. 194 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,031 Thank you. 195 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:21,600 Are you comfortable? 196 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:26,705 [LAUGHING] And I remember how cute you looked 197 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,607 in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie. 198 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:33,879 Well, I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo, but it was. 199 00:08:36,242 --> 00:08:38,909 Thank you for a wonderful year. 200 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,187 - To many more. - To many more. 201 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:48,933 Which leads me to the final surprise 202 00:08:48,936 --> 00:08:50,402 of the evening. 203 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,282 What are you doing? 204 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,736 Hang on, I don't want to spoil the surprise. 205 00:08:55,739 --> 00:08:58,437 Getting down on one knee, it makes it pretty damn clear. 206 00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:00,906 Surprise! 207 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,314 Connie, will you do me the honor 208 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,050 of being my wife? 209 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,386 Oh, John, I don't know. 210 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,023 How can you not know? It's a binary decision. 211 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,559 It's more complicated th-than that. 212 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,661 I don't see why. We're compatible. 213 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,130 - [QUIETLY]: I know. - We enjoy each other's company. 214 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,203 - I know. - And we've become extremely 215 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:28,800 proficient in the bedroom. 216 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,669 There's very little wasted effort. 217 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,970 [QUIETLY]: John, sit back down 218 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,405 and lower your voice. 219 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,574 Little help? 220 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:39,144 - Down is easier than up. - [GROANS] Sure. 221 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:43,114 MARY: Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive, 222 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:45,317 and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless 223 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,752 the hands that prepared it. 224 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,655 And an extra special thank-you for allowing us 225 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,824 to share our home with our friend Veronica. 226 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,493 - ALL: Amen. - GEORGE JR.: Oh, yeah. 227 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:56,275 That's a big amen on that one. 228 00:09:56,278 --> 00:09:58,163 MARY: All right, everybody, dig in. 229 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,098 Would you like a dinner roll? 230 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,333 Mmm. Sure. 231 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:04,169 I find it really rounds out the meal. 232 00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:06,904 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 233 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:10,009 Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne? 234 00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:13,017 So, Veronica, I understand that you're a junior? 235 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,446 Mm. Yes, sir. 236 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,915 Do you have any plans for after high school? 237 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,032 I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor 238 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,468 so I can get a teaching degree. 239 00:10:20,471 --> 00:10:21,514 Mm. 240 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,088 I like kids. [CHUCKLES] 241 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,624 Really? Kids? Ugh. 242 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,760 You're so tall and pretty, you should be Vanna White. 243 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,262 How can she be Vanna White? 244 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:31,730 Vanna White is Vanna White. 245 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,541 Fine. She can be Vanna Blue. 246 00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:35,475 See? This is the kind of nonsense you have 247 00:10:35,478 --> 00:10:37,469 to deal with when you're around kids. 248 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,004 He does have a point. 249 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,540 No. I-I love this. 250 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,909 We never eat dinner together at my house. 251 00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:45,278 You eat alone? 252 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:49,481 Mostly. Yeah. 253 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,650 [QUIETLY]: Lucky duck. 254 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,620 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 255 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:55,892 John... 256 00:10:55,895 --> 00:10:57,656 I've already been married once. 257 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,492 I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again. 258 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,760 Why not? 259 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,396 I was somebody's wife for a long time. 260 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,568 I just like being... Connie Tucker now. 261 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,213 Not Mrs... 262 00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:12,804 somebody else's name. 263 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,507 Well, what if I took your name? 264 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,197 John Tucker, it sounds great. 265 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,480 Like a football player or an astronaut. 266 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,848 You're missing the point. 267 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,250 I just think it's important for people to know 268 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,952 that we're an official couple. 269 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,798 We don't have to be married for that. 270 00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:31,588 Buy a billboard, take an ad out in the paper. 271 00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:35,961 I understand. Thank you. 272 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,198 Are we good? 273 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,034 Yes. 274 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:46,200 But if I should pre-decease you... 275 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,208 [VOICE BREAKING]: I want you to have the ring. 276 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,144 - Fine. - It'll be in the... 277 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,881 top right corner of my dresser drawer. 278 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,723 - Got it. - [CRYING]: Under my tube socks. 279 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,560 Veronica. Veronica. 280 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,995 VERONICA: Come in. 281 00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:12,918 Hey, Sheldon, what's up? 282 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,687 I printed out my bathroom schedule. 283 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,590 I can't speak for anyone else in this family, 284 00:12:16,593 --> 00:12:18,326 but you can count on it being occupied 285 00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:19,838 during these times. 286 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,840 Thank you. 287 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,742 This is very helpful. 288 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,677 I know. 289 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,315 Is there anything else? 290 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,585 There is, but... I'm not allowed to ask about it. 291 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,887 Oh, it's okay. You can ask me anything. 292 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,923 Oh, good. I don't like cats, 293 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,758 but I share their curious nature. 294 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,760 [LAUGHS] What do you want to know? 295 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,662 Your mom has a boyfriend. 296 00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:44,863 Yeah. 297 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,231 Where is your father? 298 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,400 I don't know. 299 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:50,502 Why do you not know? 300 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,627 Well, he left when I was really young 301 00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:54,506 and I never heard from him again. 302 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,374 And why are you staying here? 303 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,244 My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice. 304 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,514 I understand. My sister isn't very nice. 305 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,417 [CHUCKLES] So you get it? 306 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,118 I do, thank you. 307 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,620 Okay, well, talk to ou later. 308 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,789 But not between 7:00 and 7:12. 309 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,358 Yup, I see it right here. 310 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,968 [DROPS KEYS] 311 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,502 So... how about 312 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,305 I make us a pot of tea and we'll get cozy? 313 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:28,909 Sure, sounds good. 314 00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:31,472 Just make yourself comfy, I-I'll be right back. 315 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:37,073 Mint tea? 316 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:40,346 Or would you like to go crazy and have a little hibiscus? 317 00:13:40,349 --> 00:13:42,349 [DOOR CLOSES] 318 00:13:42,352 --> 00:13:44,019 [WATER TURNS OFF] 319 00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:52,357 Ah, damn it. 320 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,959 BOY [OVER TV]: Buddy, they let you out? 321 00:13:53,962 --> 00:13:56,167 BUDDY: Yeah, but they let Charles in. 322 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,270 Hey, can I join you? 323 00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,671 Sure. 324 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,807 What you watching? 325 00:14:01,809 --> 00:14:03,510 Charles in Charge. 326 00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:05,910 It's kind of like Who's the Boss? but with Chachi. 327 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:09,147 They should have called it Chachi in Charge. 328 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,349 Cha-Chi in Charge. 329 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,328 That's three cha's. I like it. 330 00:14:13,331 --> 00:14:14,452 [LAUGHS] 331 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,622 Georgie, you're so funny. 332 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,057 Really? 333 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,088 Not everybody gets me. 334 00:14:21,091 --> 00:14:22,724 I get you. 335 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,467 ♪ ♪ 336 00:14:33,136 --> 00:14:34,268 Uh-oh. 337 00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:39,068 Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping with the man, 338 00:14:39,071 --> 00:14:40,304 you should be married to him. 339 00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:41,729 Why do I come here? 340 00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:44,008 I got to find a cooler chick to talk to. 341 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,159 You know I'm right. 342 00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:47,389 I know no such thing. 343 00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:48,912 It's my life, I don't have to do 344 00:14:48,914 --> 00:14:50,614 anything 'cause I'm "supposed to." 345 00:14:50,616 --> 00:14:52,383 I do it because I want to, and right now, 346 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:54,073 I don't want to, end of story. 347 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,453 - Good morning. - Can I get you some breakfast, honey? 348 00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,188 Yes, please. 349 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:01,523 How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis? 350 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,713 You knew about that? 351 00:15:02,716 --> 00:15:05,295 - Yes. - So you knew he was gonna propose? 352 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:07,398 Propose? No, that's wonderful. 353 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,100 Although, it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me. 354 00:15:10,102 --> 00:15:12,112 I thought we were closer than that. 355 00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:14,071 Well, we're not getting married any time soon. 356 00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,974 You should. You're old; you don't have many years left. 357 00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:20,177 I really need to meet a whole new group of people. 358 00:15:23,948 --> 00:15:25,380 Hey, what you doin'? 359 00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:28,479 Helping your mom with laundry. 360 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,471 Oh, yeah. That's usually my job. 361 00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:35,992 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 362 00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:38,696 Uh, maybe when you're done, we can go down to the mall 363 00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:39,862 and hang out. 364 00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:43,390 Oh, I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time. 365 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,202 Maybe I can come along. 366 00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:47,940 Then it wouldn't be girl time. 367 00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:50,274 No, not entirely, but it would be mostly. 368 00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:52,209 Take a hint, dummy. 369 00:15:57,683 --> 00:15:59,616 [PHONE RINGING] 370 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,619 [MACHINE BEEPS] 371 00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,422 STURGIS [RECORDED]: Greetings. 372 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,667 You've reached Dr. John Sturgis. 373 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:10,127 Leave a message and I'll be in touch. 374 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:11,528 Thank you very much. 375 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,564 Hey, that rhymed. 376 00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:14,965 - [MACHINE BEEPS] - [CHUCKLES] 377 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:18,168 John, I know you're there, pick up. 378 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:23,674 If you don't pick up, I'm gonna get really mad. 379 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:29,246 I'm getting really mad. 380 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,953 Call me back. 381 00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:43,060 [EXHALES] 382 00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:50,667 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 383 00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:53,604 [HORSE NICKERING] 384 00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:57,088 Sorry, I know this isn't the most fun thing in the world. 385 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,542 I was happy just riding 386 00:16:58,545 --> 00:17:01,010 - in the front seat of your car. - [LAUGHS] 387 00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:03,413 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 388 00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:05,317 You probably hear this a lot, 389 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,953 but you're, like, princess pretty. 390 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,819 Oh. I don't know about that. 391 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,971 But you are definitely princess material. 392 00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:13,765 Well, until I'm allowed to wear makeup, 393 00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,324 this is as hot as I get. 394 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,795 You don't need makeup. 395 00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:20,764 I hope you're right. Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16. 396 00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:23,700 Mm. That'll get here sooner than you think. 397 00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,245 Sure doesn't feel like it. 398 00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:29,139 Don't be in a rush. 399 00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:30,774 Honestly... 400 00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:33,477 - I'd rather be your age again. - Really? 401 00:17:33,479 --> 00:17:34,721 Yeah. 402 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,790 Being a grown-up is, uh... 403 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,627 complicated. 404 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:41,159 Maybe, if we make a wish at the same time 405 00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:42,719 we could switch places. 406 00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:44,855 - You think? - It's worth a try. 407 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,357 Okay. 408 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,959 What do we need to do? 409 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:51,428 We close our eyes and at the exact same time say, 410 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,530 "I wish I could switch places." 411 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,065 Ready? 412 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:58,502 One... two... three. 413 00:17:58,504 --> 00:18:01,238 BOTH: I wish I could switch places. 414 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,341 ♪ ♪ 415 00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:06,210 ♪ I'll tell you what we need to do... ♪ 416 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:07,845 Well? 417 00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:10,013 I'm still here. You? 418 00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:12,416 - Same. - That's too bad. 419 00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:14,184 I really wanted to drive home. 420 00:18:14,186 --> 00:18:15,719 [CHUCKLES] 421 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,688 - Can I anyway? - Sure. 422 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:20,557 - Really? - No. [LAUGHS] 423 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,502 ♪ Hey! ♪ 424 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,701 Please, can we keep her? 425 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,424 No, we cannot keep her. 426 00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:28,131 We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon, 427 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,706 why can't I have Veronica? 428 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,876 I'm not participating in this conversation. 429 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:33,743 We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom. 430 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,179 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - Like a trade. 431 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,673 VERONICA: I'll get it, Mrs. Cooper. 432 00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:39,331 Look how helpful she is. Come on! 433 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,493 Out. 434 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,655 What do you want? 435 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,618 Grab your stuff, your mama wants you home. 436 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,557 Yeah, well, when she wants me 437 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,622 to come home, she can call me. 438 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,057 Damn it, Veronica. 439 00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:55,525 I'm in no mood. 440 00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:57,594 What's going on? 441 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,929 I'm taking her home. 442 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,397 She's not going anywhere with you. 443 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,733 [SCOFFS] 444 00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,635 - What'd you say? - Clint, stop. 445 00:19:04,637 --> 00:19:07,271 You mind putting down my kid? 446 00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:10,207 [LAUGHS] We were just playing around. 447 00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:12,769 This is my mom's boyfriend, Clint. 448 00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:16,246 Hello, Clint. What can we do for you? 449 00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:18,215 I'm here to pick up Veronica. 450 00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:19,883 Come on. 451 00:19:19,885 --> 00:19:21,518 You want to go with this man? 452 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,488 No, sir. 453 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,367 You heard her. 454 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,092 Thanks for stopping by. 455 00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:31,795 You really want to mess with me? 456 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,764 Sure. 457 00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,732 Why not? 458 00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:37,734 [THUDDING OUTSIDE] 459 00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:39,770 What's going on out there? 460 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:42,572 - You might want to call the police. - Why? 461 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,932 There's a bum sleeping on our front porch. 462 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,268 [BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE] 463 00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:58,059 What's this? 464 00:19:58,062 --> 00:20:00,896 "Connie Tucker is proud to announce 465 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,385 that she is sweet on Dr. John Sturgis and they are 466 00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:08,189 [LAUGHS]: officially a romantic couple." 467 00:20:08,192 --> 00:20:09,917 Oh, boy! 468 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:14,234 I'm back in business! 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