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(Ryan) So, what do you want to do today?
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Um. I think I'm gonna get
some work done. Do you mind?
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No, I'll get some work done, too.
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(Sound of a baby crying in another room)
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Are you seriously pretending
to be asleep right now?
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(Dave) What?
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Get up! It's your turn.
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I got up at three.
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I got up at five.
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I went to bed at one.
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You were wasting time online.
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I was writing!
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Hey, hon.
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Hey. What're you doing today?
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Working. I'm about to head over to Trey's.
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You have to be back by, like, 5:30.
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I will be.
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'kay.
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Don't you and Trey ever
get sick of each other?
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Lisa, he's my brother.
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I know, I just miss
spending Saturdays with you.
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We literally have three
scripts due this week, so...
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What're you doing here?
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Working out.
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Are those three pounds?
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Yeah.
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Can I feel it?
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This isn't gonna do anything.
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You might as well be standing here, with no
weights, just moving your arms back and forth.
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Can't believe they sell these things.
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Stop it.
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You can't... no...
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It's for toning. I don't like to sweat.
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I love you.
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Don't be late!
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I won't!
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We haven't had sex in a while.
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It's bullshit!
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(She laughs) Well, we could do
something about it right now.
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Bree. I'm never gonna say no.
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Why am I the only one who
ever starts the dishwasher?
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You didn't start the dishwasher!
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(Dave, offscreen) What?!
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Nothing.
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Here, baby. Gonna sit right there.
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Mm-hm.
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What's that?
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What?
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Nice 30-minute shower.
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It was 16 minutes. I timed it.
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How is it that I can get myself and the kids ready in the
same amount of time it takes you to get yourself ready?
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Well, remember how we read that men's
brains aren't wired for multi-tasking?
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Well, how about finishing a single task?
Like, you never start the dishwasher.
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I start the dishwasher all the time.
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You think if you do something once
every three weeks, you do it regularly.
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Well, once every three weeks IS regularly.
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Oh my ga. I want to kill you right now!
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(Josh) I'm anxious about tonight.
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Why? It's gonna be fun.
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It's gonna be awkward as hell.
You shouldn't have set it up.
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You just, you have to admit,
you like to stir the pot.
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It was Ginger's suggestion.
And Chris was fine with it.
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I'll bet. Is he bringing that
girl? The one that he cheated with?
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No. No. They're each
coming alone. They agreed.
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Poor Ginger. I'll bet she's still a mess.
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(Michelle) I've been thinking about Ginger.
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(Dave) Poor Ginger.
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I don't think it's a good idea for her
to be spending so much time in Texas.
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Last time she came back, she'd eaten so much fried
food, all she could fit into was her sweatpants.
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Jesus.
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Marriage is like a business contract.
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Each party signs the contract because they're
getting certain things out of the deal...
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And when Chris married Ginger, part of the
deal was that she was slim and attractive.
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Okay, but you shouldn't have to worry
about your spouse cheating on you...
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just because you've gained
some weight over the years.
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SOME weight?
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Okay, Ginger's gotten huge. But it's hard
for her 'cause she's such a good cook.
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I mean, I don't know how Chris
stayed so slim all these years.
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He's self-disciplined because he's vain.
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I always knew he was going to cheat. There's no way a
guy who's that good-looking is going to stay faithful.
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You sound like you would've cheated
with him if you'd had the chance.
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Unh...
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Whatever. He was crazy to cheat on her.
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She's cool and she cooks, like,
a four-course dinner every night.
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I mean, who cares about sex
when you can eat like a king?
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(Ryan) We're not leaving
until we own this town.
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Not this side, not the
Valley. The other side.
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I've been thinking about Ginger.
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Ah. Poor Ginger.
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Then I started thinking about our sisters and your
mother and my mother and all the women we know.
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And it's like we've seen
them all act a little crazy.
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Mm.
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So, I'm developing this theory.
That all women occasionally act nuts.
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It's just a question of how nuts...
like, where are they on the continuum.
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Yeah, well, that's what I like about women. I
think it's cool how they can be unpredictable.
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It's holding us back. You know, it makes men uncomfortable
because they're only used to experiencing one emotion.
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Or maybe several. But you know it all
funnels down to the same one... anger.
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And then they snap and
kill their whole family.
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So, all men are angry?
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Well, what blanket statement
can we make about men?
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It's what Thoreau said. Most are
leading lives of quiet desperation.
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You know, they go to work and they help
with the kids and they take out the trash
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And then they go to work and they help
with the kids and they take out the trash...
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And the whole time? They're daydreaming.
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About being big and important and powerful
and screwing Scarlett Johansson. Or whoever.
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I'll buy that.
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You want to have sex
with Scarlett Johansson?
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No, I meant I buy your theory, overall.
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(Bree) You don't want to have sex with her?
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I don't find her attractive.
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Right!
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Believe it or not, when I fantasize
about having sex, it's with you.
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Always?
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You never imagine yourself
having sex with anyone but me?
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And you never imagine yourself
having sex with anybody but me?
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I wish neither one of us were
ever attracted to anyone else.
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It IS like that. Mostly. Seriously.
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It's like everything is built on a foundation of
little white lies. We're living in a house of cards.
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Who needs four cars?!
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I know. I guess they haven't heard
about the fossil fuel situation.
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Michelle. We drive an
SUV and a station wagon.
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Yeah, but our next cars
are going to be hybrids.
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Oh, well, we can start judging
people once we get them.
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'kay.
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(Dave) You should find out if he's hiring.
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(Michelle) Ugh.
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(Dave) You haven't
staffed in three seasons.
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(Michelle) He's a hack.
And his brother's a clown.
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A hack and a clown...
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You know that one of their
episodes is up for an Emmy?
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Really?
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I can guarantee they didn't write it though. In
TV, everybody on staff contributes to every episode.
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Well. This hack is 30 years old
and owns a house that costs...
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$2.5.
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Oh my god.
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Hi!
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Heeeey!!!
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(Music plays)
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They never hear us because
this house is so big.
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Lisa?
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Josh?
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Art. I guess they're collecting now.
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That fucker. He's just
over here printing money.
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(Bree) Hello?
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(Ryan) Hello?
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Hi!
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Hi! How are you?
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Really good! How are you guys?
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Good to see you!
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Glad you could make it finally.
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We can stay out late, my mom's
babysitting for us, thank you.
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Yes!
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I am going to drink my ass off.
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No, it's your turn to get up
with Emma and Chloe tomorrow.
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Wow. I bet you guys can't
wait to have kids, right?
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(Josh laughs)
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No, you have to do it. Seriously, it's
the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Actually, we're trying
to get pregnant, so...
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Yeah, I could be good
without kids, but... whatever.
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What're you talking about? You totally
thought that baby was so cute at the barbecue.
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All babies are cute. That's their thing. But is
that any reason to make an irreversible decision?
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Well, if you didn't want to have
kids, we shouldn't have gotten married.
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Nice.
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What? I'm just saying.
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We're gonna tackle the big issues tonight!
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(Ryan) So, where's Ginger and Chris?
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(Lisa) I told them not to come until 7:30, so that
we could have some time to discuss the situation.
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(Josh) The puppet master.
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(Lisa) Stop calling me that.
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Wow. That picture is amazing.
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They got another TV?
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Check it out.
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Sloppy already.
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So. Chris and Ginger are coming together?
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No. Separately.
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What was she doing in Texas?
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I have no idea because
she's not on Facebook.
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People who aren't on Facebook
think they're so cool.
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No offense, Bree.
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But really it's just a huge pain in
the ass for anybody who loves them...
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because how are we
supposed to keep in touch?
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Yeah. And she never checks her email, okay?
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She has this whole thing about how
email exists as a convenience to us...
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and we're not supposed
to let it run our lives.
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And she says we have to consciously
decide how much time we're gonna give it.
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See? This is why I love her.
Who else says stuff like that?
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I don't have time to consciously decide to
do anything. What am I gonna do, call her?
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I don't have time to call everybody I want
to keep in touch with. I have children.
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Well, she has Oliver.
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Yeah, but he's 10. And there's a
huge difference between one and two.
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When you have your first, you think it's so hard,
but when you have two, it's a whole other story.
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You're complaining.
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I'm not complaining, I'm just...
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You ARE complaining.
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Do you have Pepcid, or
something for stomachs?
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What's the matter?
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I don't know. I have
social anxiety or something?
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Why? It's just us.
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And George and Martha.
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Who's George and Martha?
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Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton.
"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
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Oh, is that a good movie?
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Is what good?
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Uh, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".
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I love that movie.
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I've never seen it.
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What's that noise?
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Oh! Someone must be at the front door.
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Shoot, it's 7:30 already?
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(whispers) Josh has never seen
"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".
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Hello!
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Hey...
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Oh my gosh!
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You look amazing!
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Oh... thank you! I still have a couple
more pounds to go, but I'm getting there.
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No, you look awesome!
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Oh, um, Lisa, this is Brad.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You're cute!
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He's an actor.
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Neat.
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Uh, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
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Sure, yeah.
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So...
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Uh, do you mind if I go, too? We came from Malibu
and you practically have to stop for snacks, you know?
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Sure. Just use the
powder room, over there...
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That's okay, I'll just use this one.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Uh...
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Can we have sex?
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Brad!
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I wanna go down on you.
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Oh my ga.
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(Ryan) So, last time we talked, you and
Trey were trying to write a movie together.
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(Dave) It's not easy, is it? I always tell you TV guys
features aren't just longer, they're a whole different animal.
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It's hard to sustain a
story over a hundred pages.
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It's done, man. We sold it last week.
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Really? Who'd you guys sell it to?
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Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.
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That's great. That's fantastic.
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Yeah, those guys are really funny.
245
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:50,599
Yeah. They're doing alright.
246
00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:55,102
You're a smartass. How much?
If you don't mind me asking?
247
00:12:55,104 --> 00:12:58,204
Nah, it's fine, it was in the trades. 800.
248
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,741
$800,000?
249
00:13:01,743 --> 00:13:02,921
No, 800 dollars.
250
00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:04,875
(they laugh)
251
00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:06,209
Ah, man.
252
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,217
What's wrong? You look freaked out.
253
00:13:10,219 --> 00:13:11,640
Ginger lost weight.
254
00:13:11,642 --> 00:13:12,858
Really?!
255
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:20,323
Yeah. And she brought a guy. And she went to the bathroom,
and this kid... he's, like, 20... he asked if he could go, too.
256
00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:23,203
And they're in the bathroom
together, right now.
257
00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:24,488
They're having sex?
258
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,349
I don't know.
259
00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:26,487
In the powder room?
260
00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:27,581
Yeah.
261
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,500
They better not get anything
on the wallpaper, it's vintage.
262
00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:36,067
See that? Rich people have problems, too. They have
to worry about guests ejaculating on their wallpaper.
263
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,948
If I had said that, you would've
told me I was disgusting.
264
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:44,171
It was funny. Ryan is funny.
265
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:45,757
I'm a comedy writer!
266
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,134
You're funny, Dave. It's just
that Ryan is used to, you know...
267
00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:51,983
getting up in front of a hundred people
and making them laugh their asses off.
268
00:13:52,153 --> 00:13:54,561
I can't believe you.
269
00:13:54,731 --> 00:13:56,380
Oh my god!
270
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,255
Hi!
271
00:13:58,355 --> 00:13:59,673
You look awesome!
272
00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:00,986
Oh... thank you!
273
00:14:00,988 --> 00:14:02,672
How did you lose the weight?
274
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:05,605
I just was so busy working.
275
00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:07,110
How are you?
276
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:07,650
Josh.
277
00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:08,974
I was catering a movie.
278
00:14:08,976 --> 00:14:09,697
In Austin?
279
00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:13,332
Yeah. That's how I met Brad.
He was part of the cast.
280
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:14,808
How's Oliver?
281
00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:17,608
He's great. He's with his
cousins. I go back on Monday.
282
00:14:19,179 --> 00:14:20,972
What's that noise?
283
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:23,487
Oh! Someone must be at the front door.
284
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:25,254
That must be Chris.
285
00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:27,519
(Lisa) Has he seen you yet?
286
00:14:27,939 --> 00:14:29,586
No.
287
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,924
He's going to shit a brick.
288
00:14:35,995 --> 00:14:36,920
Hi!
289
00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:38,009
Hi!
290
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,299
How are you?
291
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:40,462
Good. Good.
292
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,555
Thank you.
293
00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,233
We haven't seen you in since...
294
00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:49,828
Forever. I know.
295
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,211
Ahh... Ginger came, right?
296
00:14:52,331 --> 00:14:54,466
Yeah, she's here.
297
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,347
Hey, guys.
298
00:14:58,349 --> 00:14:59,460
What's up?
299
00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:00,735
(Ryan) How're you doing?
300
00:15:01,475 --> 00:15:02,302
You look beautiful.
301
00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:03,822
Thank you.
302
00:15:03,912 --> 00:15:05,679
Ah, Chris. Nice to meet you.
303
00:15:05,719 --> 00:15:07,587
You, too. Brad.
304
00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:10,328
Ah. How do you know Josh and Lisa?
305
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:13,113
I just met them. I'm here with Ginger.
306
00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:15,079
Oh.
307
00:15:16,119 --> 00:15:18,485
I thought we weren't bringing anyone?
308
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:20,551
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
309
00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:27,815
You are wearing that outfit that I love.
310
00:15:27,817 --> 00:15:29,384
Yeah... (laughs)
311
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,353
Who needs a drink?
312
00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:34,392
(Everyone) I do.
313
00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:41,507
This silverware has a
really nice weight to it.
314
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:45,094
I knew you'd notice. You
always appreciate nice things.
315
00:15:45,096 --> 00:15:46,994
Yeah, I noticed it, too, I was
thinking about stealing some.
316
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,164
(the others laugh)
317
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,825
Seriously, one spoon costs $200.
318
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:54,250
I wanna hear some of your new
material. Can we, after dinner?
319
00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,650
No. C'mon.
320
00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:57,691
(Michelle) For us. C'mon.
321
00:15:57,693 --> 00:16:03,754
Alright, I got some. Truthfully, I've been traveling
so much that I really haven't had time to write.
322
00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:06,336
Gotta make time. No excuses.
323
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,090
Right. No, I wrote today though, so...
324
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,488
So did I.
325
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:13,973
Well, you screwed around on the Internet.
326
00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:15,521
I was working.
327
00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:21,237
Oh, listen, there's a service you can subscribe to that
blocks your access to the Internet for up to 8 hours a day.
328
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:27,528
Is that where we're at right now? We can't be
self-disciplined, we have to pay someone to enforce discipline?
329
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:33,875
I know. It's lame. But, it only costs
$7.95 a month. It's totally worth it.
330
00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:36,267
Wow. You and Trey do that?
331
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,354
Ah, no. We don't have to.
We're very self-motivated.
332
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:40,742
Hm.
333
00:16:40,744 --> 00:16:42,444
That's fantastic.
334
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:46,054
(Ginger) So, Ry, where are
you performing these days?
335
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:51,120
All over. Atlanta. Dallas. Pittsburgh.
336
00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:52,662
(Michelle) Have you been
going with him, Bree?
337
00:16:52,664 --> 00:16:55,037
No. I tape five shows a week, so...
338
00:16:55,157 --> 00:16:56,779
Oh. Right.
339
00:16:57,019 --> 00:16:58,784
That many?
340
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,672
Have you watched her
show? Oh, it's fantastic.
341
00:17:01,674 --> 00:17:03,674
I keep forgetting, I'm sorry.
342
00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:05,382
I don't have time for that.
343
00:17:05,384 --> 00:17:06,815
(Lisa) Send me the link again.
344
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:12,683
I can't believe this. My own friends. You know, I
have strangers writing me and telling me they love it.
345
00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:16,111
This one guy told me it
restored his faith in humanity.
346
00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,449
But it's opera, right?
347
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:19,836
(Josh) That's a tough sell.
348
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,222
I don't have time to watch webisodes.
349
00:17:21,322 --> 00:17:23,756
They're only 2 minutes long.
350
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:27,820
You know, one day Ryan and I are going to
leave L.A. and then you'll all be sorry.
351
00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:32,124
'Cause you'll just be talking about
how you saw Jim Carrey at the dog park.
352
00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:35,949
(Josh) Who saw Jim Carrey at the dog
park? Did you, did you see him, for real?
353
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,226
(Bree) I just made that up.
354
00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:37,954
(Josh) Oh.
355
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:41,412
I'm just saying that your whole lives
will be one big Howard Stern conversation.
356
00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:43,010
I love Howard Stern.
357
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,040
Love him.
358
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:46,117
That's depressing.
359
00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,278
This chicken is very good.
360
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:52,247
Oh, yeah. Lisa's a good little orderer.
361
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,197
Um...
362
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:02,215
Did I tell you guys that I'm going
to London, with Josh and Trey?
363
00:18:02,217 --> 00:18:04,528
I thought you weren't going.
364
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:09,939
We did a spreadsheet on how much she'd spend
in London and how much she'd spend here...
365
00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:14,102
and we think she'd spend more here.
Because there would be no controls.
366
00:18:14,104 --> 00:18:17,367
Yeah, because women
are stupid spendthrifts.
367
00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:19,122
It's just that you want more.
368
00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:23,168
They don't want more, they want everything.
They want to go to all the new restaurants...
369
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:28,924
they want all the best clothes, they want to take the best
vacations, they want to get all the best personal trainers...
370
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,261
You don't like new restaurants?
371
00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:32,438
Well, yeah, but...
372
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,807
And you don't wanna take great vacations?
373
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,473
Well, yes, of course, but that's not...
374
00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:37,721
We help you lead fuller lives.
375
00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:38,929
(Michelle) Yes.
376
00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:40,089
(Lisa) Yeah.
377
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:45,504
(Ryan) Hey. So what's your script about?
378
00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:46,895
Ah, which one?
379
00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:51,841
I was talking about the spec script that
you sold, but uh, how many do you have?
380
00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:56,100
Well, when that one went out, everyone
went nuts and wanted meetings with us...
381
00:18:56,102 --> 00:19:02,009
So, of course, we had this backlog
of ideas we wanted to pitch...
382
00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:07,295
(Josh) So, we're working on an animated film
at Pixar, Spielberg wants to do a comedy...
383
00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:10,541
(Josh) So, we're writing
something for him, and...
384
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:14,302
(Josh) We're working on a
project we would direct ourselves.
385
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:18,303
(Josh) Paramount would finance. Nothing
huge, but they want to be in business with us
386
00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:22,054
And, one of our TV episodes
was nominated for an Emmy.
387
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:23,013
(Ryan) Oh, that's great.
388
00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:24,242
Congratulations.
389
00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:25,743
That's great news.
390
00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:30,556
You know what? I'm going to go open one of the
bottles we brought. Anybody need anything else?
391
00:19:30,558 --> 00:19:32,613
(Ryan) I'm going to get ours, too.
392
00:19:34,363 --> 00:19:36,113
(Ryan) I wanna read
that spec script he sold.
393
00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,973
We should ask him.
394
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:42,317
Nah, because, he'll think that we have a chip on our
shoulder, that we just wanna see if it's good. I'm telling ya.
395
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:46,510
How could it be? Have you
seen his show? It's so hacky.
396
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:48,963
Eight hundred thousand dollars.
397
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:52,983
It's 'cause he's self-confident.
Confidence is everything in this town.
398
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,596
I'm self-confident, hanh?
399
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:58,667
I got a two-bedroom
teardown in the Valley.
400
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:01,978
Yeah, but Studio City's cool.
It's not really the Valley.
401
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:08,735
Don't patronize me. Alright? When we trade
up, we'll move to the west side, alright?
402
00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:16,150
We like the Valley, we're very middle-class. When I bought
Bree the Volvo, she acted like she'd won the lottery.
403
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,565
Must be nice to have a wife you can please.
404
00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:22,110
She's the best.
405
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,209
(Lisa) I have to do something about it...
406
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:27,170
(Josh) It's humbling
just to be nominated...
407
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,849
(Lisa) They have sticky things...
408
00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:31,088
(Chris) Right. And it
might not happen again...
409
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:35,781
(Brad) Bree? Bree? That's an unusual name.
410
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,045
Yeah, my mom had just seen "Klute."
411
00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:42,354
Really? Your mom must be very
interesting, to name you after a hooker.
412
00:20:42,954 --> 00:20:47,111
(Brad) I mean, um, uh, a prostitute.
413
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:50,326
Is "Klute" good? I haven't seen that.
414
00:20:50,328 --> 00:20:53,650
(under her breath) Never seen "Klute"?!
415
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,943
So, how'd you two meet?
416
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:02,467
I was working on a film
that shot in Austin.
417
00:21:02,627 --> 00:21:04,283
Crew?
418
00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:06,349
No, no, I'm an actor.
419
00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:09,782
Mm. Big role? Small one?
420
00:21:09,842 --> 00:21:13,506
As actors, we're taught to believe
that there are no small roles.
421
00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:17,026
Right. So, small. What movie?
422
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:18,813
(Brad) "Spaceman."
423
00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:20,938
Mm. I read the script.
424
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:28,701
Well. I read the first 10 pages. It was
actually so bad, I couldn't finish it.
425
00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:32,954
(Chris) How old are you?
426
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:34,589
Twenty-six.
427
00:21:34,591 --> 00:21:35,938
That's young.
428
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:41,587
Yeah. He knows nothing about
the heartache of soft erections.
429
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,967
(the others laugh)
430
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,631
(Josh) Wow.
431
00:21:47,321 --> 00:21:50,121
Plus, everyone our age is married. So...
432
00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:55,905
Yeah, but not all these marriages are going
to last. I mean, the divorce rate is 50%.
433
00:21:57,055 --> 00:21:59,737
(Music starts)
434
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:07,468
My wife. Twelve years we've been together.
435
00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:13,719
Yeah. And what's great about it is... and it kinda gets me
choked up a little bit... we're very supportive of each other.
436
00:22:13,721 --> 00:22:17,032
We look out for each other,
try to make each other happy.
437
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:22,735
Like, lately, she's been giving me
a lot of blow jobs. Which is awesome.
438
00:22:22,737 --> 00:22:30,020
(Ryan) And it's occurred to her that maybe blow jobs are
fattening, because she's been gaining a little weight.
439
00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:39,385
The other day we're lying in bed and she says to me,
"Look, I'm thinking that maybe sperm has a lot of calories."
440
00:22:39,387 --> 00:22:42,313
(Ryan) So, I immediately go
into problem-solving mode.
441
00:22:42,315 --> 00:22:45,681
I'm like, "Why don't you
start skipping lunch?"
442
00:22:45,683 --> 00:22:47,420
That was mean.
443
00:22:47,422 --> 00:22:49,789
That's hilarious,
what're you talking about?
444
00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:50,981
Funny, Ryan.
445
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,944
I'm just gonna play you guys
the first few notes, okay?
446
00:22:53,946 --> 00:22:55,963
(Josh) Oh, hey, hey, hey...
447
00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:58,035
Thank you.
448
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:04,803
(An opera song begins and plays for
several moments while they listen)
449
00:23:33,743 --> 00:23:35,873
(Bree turns off the opera song)
450
00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:38,247
Did you guys get chills?
451
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:40,415
(they laugh)
452
00:23:40,535 --> 00:23:43,360
Are you serious?! How are you
guys not affected by that song?
453
00:23:43,362 --> 00:23:44,897
It was really beautiful, Bree.
454
00:23:44,899 --> 00:23:46,093
(Lisa) It was gorgeous.
455
00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:47,328
Hey, you guys wanna play poker?
456
00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:48,710
Yes!
457
00:23:48,712 --> 00:23:49,541
Yes.
458
00:23:49,543 --> 00:23:53,323
No. It's too late to start a game. It's
ten o'clock, we have to stop drinking.
459
00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:58,451
No. No one stop drinking. You guys have to spend
the night. Everyone should stay here, tonight.
460
00:23:58,611 --> 00:23:59,995
(Josh) Really?
461
00:23:59,997 --> 00:24:02,561
(Lisa) Yeah. What's the point
of having this big house, right?
462
00:24:02,801 --> 00:24:03,881
Alright.
463
00:24:03,981 --> 00:24:05,475
Call your mom.
464
00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:08,580
It's been so long since
I've gotten shitfaced!
465
00:24:08,582 --> 00:24:12,167
We can play poker all night,
and watch the sun rise...
466
00:24:12,169 --> 00:24:15,947
I feel alive. I'm alive, honey.
467
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,626
Stop feeling alive.
468
00:24:18,628 --> 00:24:20,795
I'm alive!
469
00:24:21,505 --> 00:24:24,292
Don't feel sorry for me.
470
00:24:24,294 --> 00:24:25,910
We don't feel sorry for you.
471
00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:27,863
We feel bad for you.
472
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:32,953
That's funny. Because I feel bad for you.
473
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,179
Why?!
474
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:39,649
Well, neither of you
seem very happy right now.
475
00:24:39,861 --> 00:24:41,449
Me and Michelle?
476
00:24:41,631 --> 00:24:44,614
Why are you singling us out?
477
00:24:45,024 --> 00:24:47,833
Ryan and Bree are happy.
478
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:51,761
Well... yeah... we're happy. But...
479
00:24:51,961 --> 00:24:54,909
What makes you think
Dave and I aren't happy?
480
00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:57,100
Seriously?
481
00:24:57,102 --> 00:25:01,850
Bree said earlier that you guys were like the
couple in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".
482
00:25:01,852 --> 00:25:04,440
I mean, earlier, my
stomach hurt, so I was...
483
00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:05,707
Great, so everybody thinks we're a mess.
484
00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:07,348
Oh, we don't think you're a mess...
485
00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:10,694
Look, I get it. You've
got young kids. It's hard.
486
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,597
Josh and I are trying to get pregnant.
487
00:25:13,737 --> 00:25:16,197
Of course you are.
488
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,548
What does that mean?
489
00:25:18,568 --> 00:25:22,917
I just feel like we're all making
the same mistakes our parents made.
490
00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:27,134
You're on shaky ground so you
want to throw kids into the mix?
491
00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:30,455
You think I'm on shaky ground?
492
00:25:31,215 --> 00:25:39,029
You know how Josh acts like he's being funny because
he's smiling or making some sort of joke but...
493
00:25:39,031 --> 00:25:43,117
really he's just criticizing you?
494
00:25:43,277 --> 00:25:44,833
Yeah.
495
00:25:46,403 --> 00:25:50,300
It seems like he doesn't respect you.
496
00:25:50,302 --> 00:25:53,319
(Michelle mouths, "What the...?" to Bree)
497
00:25:53,321 --> 00:25:58,098
Well... he has really high expectations
of everyone, himself included.
498
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:02,825
So, he's critical. But I
think that he respects me.
499
00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:05,754
I know he respects me.
500
00:26:11,334 --> 00:26:14,471
That asshole. He doesn't respect me!
501
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,747
Well, maybe he does, I don't know?
502
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,971
No! No, he doesn't, I know he doesn't.
503
00:26:20,071 --> 00:26:24,026
Well, why don't you talk to him about it? If
you call him on it, he's gonna have to change.
504
00:26:24,028 --> 00:26:25,857
That's optimistic.
505
00:26:26,177 --> 00:26:32,833
I know you're into positive thinking and the power of intention
and all that shit, but sometimes it's just not realistic.
506
00:26:50,268 --> 00:26:51,733
(Ginger) What are you doing?
507
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,337
I'm gonna do a spreadsheet, to
see if I can afford to leave him.
508
00:26:54,339 --> 00:26:56,682
Nooo! Wait, that was just my opinion.
509
00:26:56,684 --> 00:27:00,977
Hey, I could be totally wrong. Everybody
knows I'm a little screwed up right now.
510
00:27:00,979 --> 00:27:04,803
When we're done with her, let's do me. I
think I can get some money from my parents.
511
00:27:04,805 --> 00:27:06,845
You don't want to get a divorce.
512
00:27:06,847 --> 00:27:08,951
Yeah, you do not want to get a divorce.
513
00:27:08,953 --> 00:27:12,139
Dave and I are really
having problems right now.
514
00:27:12,141 --> 00:27:15,656
Listen, I get it, okay?
You love your kids...
515
00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:17,785
They're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
516
00:27:17,787 --> 00:27:21,400
But they're at an age where
they require constant attention.
517
00:27:21,402 --> 00:27:25,925
And it doesn't matter how much you love
them, there's a part of you that is angry.
518
00:27:25,927 --> 00:27:29,001
(Ginger) Because you
don't have a life anymore.
519
00:27:29,003 --> 00:27:33,601
(Ginger) I know. So you start taking it out
on the person closest to you... your spouse.
520
00:27:33,603 --> 00:27:37,055
You know, I read this book
about how, in some cultures...
521
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:42,149
couples don't even pretend they can stay together
for the first 5 years of the child's life.
522
00:27:42,151 --> 00:27:45,603
(Bree) So, the man... he leaves the home
and he goes and sleeps somewhere else...
523
00:27:45,605 --> 00:27:50,112
and he just comes home to, you know, make repairs
to the thatched hut and give the wife money.
524
00:27:50,114 --> 00:27:55,884
And the woman... she gives all her attention to the child,
and her mother and sisters and aunts help her raise it.
525
00:27:56,334 --> 00:27:59,890
That's pretty smart. Most
American women, though,
526
00:27:59,892 --> 00:28:04,728
would not be okay with their husband sleeping with
another woman while we have to deal with the kids.
527
00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:09,317
Dave can be really annoying.
He does all these little things.
528
00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:12,360
Everybody does all these little things.
529
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:17,074
Look. I know he's a good person.
And I love him and I wish him well.
530
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:22,988
But what would be perfect is if we were
really rich and could have two houses...
531
00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:26,234
so we could live near each
other but not together.
532
00:28:26,236 --> 00:28:29,930
Which would lead to divorce. Because why would you
be married to someone if you can live without them?
533
00:28:29,932 --> 00:28:36,116
Or, yeah, we'd get divorced. But we'd stay friends, and
I'd hire two nannies, so I could have round-the-clock help.
534
00:28:36,118 --> 00:28:41,311
Which would lead to you never seeing your kids.
So you'd feel guilty and you would indulge them...
535
00:28:41,313 --> 00:28:45,678
and then they would just be more and
more demanding and you'd all be miserable.
536
00:28:45,948 --> 00:28:48,573
I feel really overwhelmed.
537
00:28:50,443 --> 00:28:51,927
(Chris) So, is this about the
Emmy thing you were talking about?
538
00:28:51,929 --> 00:28:54,631
(Josh) This guy, he's out of control.
539
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,620
He helped you with that?
540
00:28:55,622 --> 00:28:58,086
(Josh) Yeah, he helped
me. Makes all this money...
541
00:28:58,088 --> 00:29:00,954
When he signed the deal with
ABC, they backed the truck up.
542
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:07,009
Yeah, he is loaded. And now everyone's kissing
his ass. Actresses who audition for his show...
543
00:29:07,019 --> 00:29:13,090
and there he is, stuck with his college sweetheart,
whom he thought was the best he was ever going to do.
544
00:29:13,092 --> 00:29:14,344
She's cute.
545
00:29:14,346 --> 00:29:18,719
Yeah, but she's not beautiful. I
mean, he could have his pick now.
546
00:29:18,979 --> 00:29:22,899
Yeah, but do you really wanna be with someone
who's only with you because you have money?
547
00:29:22,901 --> 00:29:28,740
A young guy's perspective. Probably when we're that old,
we'll settle for getting a beautiful woman any way we can.
548
00:29:28,742 --> 00:29:31,584
What're you talking about? Are
you planning on being single?
549
00:29:31,586 --> 00:29:33,798
Hey. It's touch-and-go
at my house.
550
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,816
It's great being young, huh? The women
are more fun? Easier to please, I guess.
551
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:42,445
That's what makes them not fun. Women
your age, they're harder to satisfy.
552
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,283
I guess I like the challenge.
553
00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:47,997
(the others laugh, cynical)
554
00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:50,077
You just have to get through
the next couple of years.
555
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,869
The kids will get easier.
556
00:29:51,871 --> 00:29:56,590
And in the meantime, you have to remember
why you married Dave to begin with.
557
00:29:56,592 --> 00:30:01,313
And yes... you have to make
yourself have sex with him.
558
00:30:01,473 --> 00:30:05,565
No. I have nooo desire. None.
559
00:30:05,575 --> 00:30:07,753
We don't have sex either.
560
00:30:07,823 --> 00:30:11,201
I just don't care about it. At all.
561
00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:16,295
Okay. Well, it will be
your problem eventually.
562
00:30:16,297 --> 00:30:22,435
I mean, you can't tell a guy, "Hey, we're married,
and you can never have sex with anyone else again."
563
00:30:22,437 --> 00:30:26,195
"Oh, and by the way, you can
never have sex with me again."
564
00:30:26,197 --> 00:30:29,853
I mean, eventually he's going to
decide that that's a bunch of bullshit
565
00:30:29,855 --> 00:30:33,271
and he's gonna find somebody
else to have sex with.
566
00:30:33,273 --> 00:30:35,581
(Bree) The oppressed will rise up.
567
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,517
Is that what happened with you and Chris?
568
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:40,199
Do you think he was justified
in having the affair?
569
00:30:40,201 --> 00:30:41,598
No.
570
00:30:41,928 --> 00:30:45,133
At least, I would never tell him that.
571
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:51,051
But yeah, we didn't have sex. I
just, I just didn't feel like it.
572
00:30:51,053 --> 00:30:53,340
But he's so good-looking.
573
00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:57,443
I'm just saying...
574
00:30:57,445 --> 00:31:00,456
I mean, if she didn't feel
like having sex with Chris...
575
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,539
how am I supposed to feel
like having sex with Dave?
576
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:04,904
(Lisa) That's so mean!
577
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:11,650
What? It's just sometimes I look at
him and he already seems middle-aged.
578
00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:16,461
Well, we almost are. It's not that far off.
579
00:31:16,463 --> 00:31:20,021
Actually, I read this
book by Desmond Morris...
580
00:31:20,023 --> 00:31:23,481
that says men's waists
expand as they get older...
581
00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:26,889
and their shoulders get
more narrow and rounded...
582
00:31:26,891 --> 00:31:29,648
and this is all part of
nature's grand plan...
583
00:31:29,650 --> 00:31:32,679
so that they will be less
attractive to other women...
584
00:31:32,681 --> 00:31:35,602
so that they will stay with their
wives and help raise the children.
585
00:31:35,902 --> 00:31:38,674
How do you find time to read all this shit?
586
00:31:39,224 --> 00:31:40,885
Dave is awesome.
587
00:31:40,887 --> 00:31:42,737
I find him very attractive.
588
00:31:42,739 --> 00:31:45,301
I love Dave. He's... he's great.
589
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:47,167
He would freak if he heard this.
590
00:31:47,169 --> 00:31:48,532
You should tell him.
591
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:51,093
Yeah, why don't you, if
it'd give him a boost?
592
00:31:51,095 --> 00:31:52,396
No.
593
00:31:52,398 --> 00:31:53,821
(Bree) Why?
594
00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:58,015
Because. I don't want to give him power.
595
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,752
- (Lisa) Michelle!
- (Ginger) Ohh!
596
00:31:59,754 --> 00:32:01,029
(Michelle) What?
597
00:32:01,031 --> 00:32:02,539
Okay, that's bitchy.
598
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,797
I guess I'm in a bad place right now.
599
00:32:06,567 --> 00:32:07,881
Yeah.
600
00:32:07,883 --> 00:32:09,587
Obviously I am, too.
601
00:32:09,589 --> 00:32:14,775
Why else would I be hanging out
with a 26-year-old actor in Malibu?
602
00:32:14,777 --> 00:32:16,741
I love Malibu.
603
00:32:16,743 --> 00:32:19,446
Tell us about the sex. With the actor.
604
00:32:19,448 --> 00:32:22,514
No, you do not get to
ask questions about sex.
605
00:32:22,516 --> 00:32:23,769
(Bree) Why not?
606
00:32:23,771 --> 00:32:26,108
Because you're not willing to
reveal anything about yourself.
607
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,958
I will tell you anything you
want to know about my sex life.
608
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,053
Yeah. You and Ryan have good sex. We know.
609
00:32:33,055 --> 00:32:36,053
I'm saying you won't talk
about other guys, ever.
610
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:39,186
Like, you won't even admit
it if somebody else is hot.
611
00:32:39,188 --> 00:32:41,249
It's as if that's cheating on Ryan.
612
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,224
I know it's not cheating.
613
00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:43,526
(Michelle) Of course it's not!
614
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,831
But, it's a little bit of a betrayal.
615
00:32:45,871 --> 00:32:48,309
How is it a betrayal?!
616
00:32:48,349 --> 00:32:52,229
Obviously, George Clooney
was hot in "The American."
617
00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:57,241
Okay? And it probably wouldn't be
unpleasant to have sex with him.
618
00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,849
Everybody knows that, including Ryan.
619
00:32:59,851 --> 00:33:04,067
So, I just don't think it's a big deal to
acknowledge what everybody else knows to be true.
620
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,897
Was that good, "The American"?
We didn't see that one.
621
00:33:05,899 --> 00:33:08,804
How does Josh write movies
when he's never seen one?
622
00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:11,233
We see movies all the time.
623
00:33:11,235 --> 00:33:14,013
But you just studiously
avoid the good ones?
624
00:33:14,015 --> 00:33:18,702
Just because we don't see the kind of
movies you see... you're a snob, Bree.
625
00:33:18,922 --> 00:33:21,713
Am I? Or are you people just disappointing?
626
00:33:21,715 --> 00:33:23,091
Jon Stewart.
627
00:33:23,093 --> 00:33:24,283
He's great.
628
00:33:24,285 --> 00:33:26,549
(Michelle) Yeah, I know he's great but do you
ever think it'd be fun to have sex with him?
629
00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:28,389
Michelle.
630
00:33:28,391 --> 00:33:29,440
Jason Bateman!
631
00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:32,570
No, stop, I'm going to break her.
632
00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:40,534
(Michelle) Matt Damon. In "The Bourne Identity."
When he's washing Franke Potente's hair.
633
00:33:40,536 --> 00:33:42,307
She's cute!
634
00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:48,893
He can kill anyone with his bare hands. But
he's a good person, and he barely ever speaks...
635
00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:53,913
which is so hot. And when he
does, he says the perfect thing.
636
00:33:54,103 --> 00:33:56,731
He's got very good dialogue.
637
00:33:56,733 --> 00:33:58,524
Tony Gilroy wrote it.
638
00:33:58,526 --> 00:34:01,572
No, don't do that. This is not
a discussion of the script, 'kay.
639
00:34:01,574 --> 00:34:06,009
I'm saying, Matt Damon in all the
Bourne movies is hot as hell...
640
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,986
and you know you've thought
about having sex with him...
641
00:34:07,988 --> 00:34:10,176
and I demand that you admit it!
642
00:34:11,436 --> 00:34:13,256
C'mon, just admit it!
643
00:34:13,258 --> 00:34:16,378
I will happily admit that I
want to have sex with other guys.
644
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:20,090
Every person in a relationship
wants to have sex with other people.
645
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:23,132
So what! Who cares? It's human nature!
646
00:34:23,134 --> 00:34:27,484
I think we can assume she
finds other guys attractive.
647
00:34:28,094 --> 00:34:30,709
I'll reveal something personal.
648
00:34:30,849 --> 00:34:34,560
When Ryan and I have sex,
I can't look into his eyes.
649
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:38,171
At least not for more
than a couple of seconds.
650
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,883
It's like it's too intimate or something.
651
00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:49,098
(Michelle) Let's get donuts.
652
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:52,291
Just put off getting married for as
long as you can, that's all we're saying.
653
00:34:52,293 --> 00:34:55,361
Well, no, get married whenever you
want, just, you know, choose wisely.
654
00:34:55,363 --> 00:34:58,499
Oh, no shit. Choose as if
your life depended on it.
655
00:34:58,501 --> 00:35:00,699
You're not thinking about that now, right?
656
00:35:00,701 --> 00:35:01,869
Marriage?
657
00:35:01,871 --> 00:35:04,447
No. No. You know, I'm...
658
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:06,923
Twenty-six.
659
00:35:07,393 --> 00:35:08,989
This fucking guy, huh?
660
00:35:08,991 --> 00:35:10,131
(Josh) Oh, I know, right?
661
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:12,011
I would kill to be 26 again.
662
00:35:12,013 --> 00:35:15,753
I wouldn't screw it up this time.
I'd show everybody how it's done.
663
00:35:16,603 --> 00:35:18,032
What is that dance?
664
00:35:18,034 --> 00:35:19,570
It's the 'how you do it' dance.
665
00:35:19,572 --> 00:35:20,506
(the others laugh)
666
00:35:20,508 --> 00:35:22,496
Did you get your medicine today, or no?
667
00:35:22,498 --> 00:35:25,503
(the others laugh)
668
00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:28,510
(Music plays)
669
00:35:28,512 --> 00:35:31,519
Look at all these cool people.
670
00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:38,338
I never meet anyone. I'm always cooped up
in that stupid house or running errands.
671
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,185
Your house is awesome.
672
00:35:40,465 --> 00:35:42,400
You should be grateful.
673
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,940
I know. You're right.
674
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,664
We're all really blessed.
675
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:51,156
I know. We are really, really fortunate.
676
00:35:52,876 --> 00:35:55,053
You see that guy?
677
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,478
(Lisa) Yeah.
678
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,776
I'd fuck him.
679
00:35:58,116 --> 00:35:59,260
Really?
680
00:35:59,262 --> 00:36:00,654
(Michelle) Yep.
681
00:36:00,944 --> 00:36:03,260
You know who I think is hot?
682
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,904
Brad.
683
00:36:04,906 --> 00:36:06,002
I know.
684
00:36:06,004 --> 00:36:07,215
(Lisa laughs)
685
00:36:07,217 --> 00:36:11,670
Ginger is so lucky. I mean, she's not
lucky, she's getting a divorce, but...
686
00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:15,727
Ah... Chris is so good-looking...
687
00:36:15,729 --> 00:36:18,158
and now she gets to have sex with Brad.
688
00:36:18,308 --> 00:36:21,887
Do you ever wish you could just put
your marriage on hold for a little while?
689
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:27,070
Be single again, you know, just for a
little bit, then go back to being married.
690
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:29,800
Probably nobody would go back.
691
00:36:29,802 --> 00:36:35,669
I just miss feeling excited,
about anything, you know?
692
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:40,898
When you meet somebody new,
it's so exciting, those feelings.
693
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,904
It's like when you were in high school...
694
00:36:42,906 --> 00:36:44,915
and you would be going to a party...
695
00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:48,746
and you didn't know if a guy that
you liked was going to be there but...
696
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:54,538
...you just didn't know what was going to happen.
Would you get to talk to him, would you get to make out?
697
00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:56,748
We used to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
698
00:36:56,750 --> 00:37:00,129
We never did that! I'm so bummed!
699
00:37:00,131 --> 00:37:02,202
It was awesome.
700
00:37:09,082 --> 00:37:11,101
Hey, you guys?
701
00:37:11,441 --> 00:37:12,654
Yeah?
702
00:37:12,656 --> 00:37:16,058
I have an idea, but, uh,
Bree, you're not gonna approve.
703
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:17,684
Yeah?
704
00:37:17,686 --> 00:37:21,427
When we get back to the house, let's tell the
guys we want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
705
00:37:21,429 --> 00:37:22,222
(Lisa laughs)
706
00:37:22,224 --> 00:37:23,387
(Michelle squeals)
707
00:37:23,389 --> 00:37:25,534
Wait. You mean the game
where you go in the...
708
00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:27,144
Yes!
709
00:37:27,374 --> 00:37:29,017
(Ginger) Okay. (laughs)
710
00:37:29,127 --> 00:37:30,170
(Lisa) Yes!
711
00:37:30,650 --> 00:37:31,947
(Bree) Seriously?
712
00:37:35,077 --> 00:37:36,538
We have an idea.
713
00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:38,025
It's kind of unorthodox.
714
00:37:38,027 --> 00:37:39,749
Unorthodox. Where'd you get that?
715
00:37:39,751 --> 00:37:41,228
What do you mean?
716
00:37:41,230 --> 00:37:42,895
I've never heard you use that word before.
717
00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:46,107
I read books, Josh! More than
you do, and you're a writer!
718
00:37:46,627 --> 00:37:49,661
We want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
719
00:37:50,021 --> 00:37:51,237
What's that?
720
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,174
Isn't that the thing where you...
721
00:37:52,176 --> 00:37:55,031
It's a game where two people go in a
closet and make out for seven minutes.
722
00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:58,588
Okay, but... I can make out
with you anytime I want to,
723
00:37:58,590 --> 00:38:00,486
and I don't have to go in a closet
724
00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:03,136
and I don't have to do it
for the full seven minutes.
725
00:38:03,446 --> 00:38:04,585
(the others laugh)
726
00:38:04,605 --> 00:38:10,195
I'm not talking about spouses with spouses.
We're talking about random pairings.
727
00:38:11,585 --> 00:38:13,595
What the hell are you talking about?
728
00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:16,992
(Lisa and Michelle)
Seven Minutes in Heaven!
729
00:38:17,412 --> 00:38:19,449
You wanna play this game?
730
00:38:19,919 --> 00:38:21,656
Seven Minutes in the Closet?
731
00:38:22,236 --> 00:38:23,402
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
732
00:38:23,404 --> 00:38:24,572
Whatever.
733
00:38:24,574 --> 00:38:26,327
No. Do you?
734
00:38:26,329 --> 00:38:28,562
No. Hell no. These people are nuts.
735
00:38:28,564 --> 00:38:31,618
I know, I know. Apparently we're boring.
736
00:38:33,048 --> 00:38:34,483
You wanna play?!
737
00:38:34,485 --> 00:38:36,295
No! Do you?!
738
00:38:36,297 --> 00:38:37,904
No!
739
00:38:38,744 --> 00:38:42,880
Michelle thinks we're fearful
and naive. We're not adventurous.
740
00:38:42,882 --> 00:38:46,306
Being adventurous is, like, riding
a motorcycle across South America...
741
00:38:46,308 --> 00:38:48,535
that's adventurous.
742
00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:52,022
Letting another guy make out
with your wife... that's stupid.
743
00:38:52,322 --> 00:38:53,510
Wikipedia.
744
00:38:56,490 --> 00:39:01,029
Seven Minutes in Heaven is a kissing
game first played by teenagers
745
00:39:01,031 --> 00:39:03,210
in Cincinnati in the early 1950s.
746
00:39:03,212 --> 00:39:07,111
See? Midwesterners know how to party
because their winters are so long.
747
00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:08,527
(the others laugh)
748
00:39:08,529 --> 00:39:12,607
Two people selected go into a closet
or another dark enclosed space...
749
00:39:12,609 --> 00:39:15,137
and do whatever they
like for seven minutes.
750
00:39:15,139 --> 00:39:16,657
(Chris) Mm-hm.
751
00:39:16,659 --> 00:39:18,309
This is what you wanna do?
752
00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:19,766
Yeah.
753
00:39:19,768 --> 00:39:21,576
So, are you guys in?
754
00:39:22,046 --> 00:39:24,325
No./Okay./No./Yes.
755
00:39:24,455 --> 00:39:26,421
Okay./No./Okay./No.
756
00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:33,668
If we did this, you'd regret
it and you'd be jealous...
757
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:36,729
and I'd hear about it til the day I die.
758
00:39:36,799 --> 00:39:38,969
Don't flatter yourself.
759
00:39:39,859 --> 00:39:42,072
O-kay. Okay.
760
00:39:42,102 --> 00:39:45,165
I'm in. What about you two? Are you in?
761
00:39:45,325 --> 00:39:45,947
No.
762
00:39:45,949 --> 00:39:46,871
No.
763
00:39:46,873 --> 00:39:50,009
C'mon. Either we all do
it or none of us plays.
764
00:39:50,011 --> 00:39:51,070
We're not gonna play.
765
00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:52,266
We're not going to play.
766
00:39:52,268 --> 00:39:54,028
(Michelle) Unh...
767
00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:55,817
So, should we still play?
768
00:39:55,819 --> 00:39:56,788
Yeah.
769
00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:58,681
(Lisa) Yeah.
770
00:39:58,683 --> 00:40:00,945
Can I talk to you for a second?
771
00:40:00,947 --> 00:40:02,693
O-kay.
772
00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:04,770
(Josh) You're in trouble.
773
00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:18,484
Look at that view.
774
00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:23,122
I want a pool.
775
00:40:23,124 --> 00:40:24,603
Are you crazy?
776
00:40:24,605 --> 00:40:28,066
I just wanna do something
different. Unpredictable.
777
00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:30,132
Every day I wake up and
I do the exact same thing.
778
00:40:30,134 --> 00:40:33,638
I try to get some writing done
but mostly I just change diapers...
779
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,321
and clean up after the kids and straighten
up the house and feed the kids...
780
00:40:38,323 --> 00:40:41,756
and read 'em a bedtime story and then
spend hours trying to put Chloe to sleep...
781
00:40:41,758 --> 00:40:46,551
and then I wake up the next day and do the
exact same thing except maybe I go to Target.
782
00:40:46,553 --> 00:40:51,517
If I seriously stopped to think about
what my life has become, I would freak out.
783
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:52,919
You wanted kids.
784
00:40:52,921 --> 00:40:57,109
Dave, I love Emma and Chloe. They're the
best thing that ever happened to me...
785
00:40:57,111 --> 00:41:00,357
Stop saying that. Obviously
you don't really feel that way.
786
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:05,146
If you think for a second that I
don't adore them, then you're crazy.
787
00:41:05,148 --> 00:41:07,427
Why else would I do everything for them?
788
00:41:07,429 --> 00:41:09,662
Then why can't you do
everything for them happily?
789
00:41:09,664 --> 00:41:12,582
You have to complain about
it every step of the way.
790
00:41:12,584 --> 00:41:15,492
Why can't you be one of those
women that's, just, you know, happy?
791
00:41:15,494 --> 00:41:16,783
Because it's hard!
792
00:41:16,785 --> 00:41:19,972
No, it isn't. You just decide you're
going to be happy and then you do it!
793
00:41:19,974 --> 00:41:23,231
You know? Sometimes a person
just has to have self-control.
794
00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:26,050
It's not like you're Mr. Sunshine,
walking around all cheerful.
795
00:41:26,052 --> 00:41:28,615
Because my wife is always dissatisfied.
796
00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:31,402
It's human nature to want more.
797
00:41:34,402 --> 00:41:38,352
I'm not sexist, you know I'm not,
but I think this is a gender thing.
798
00:41:38,354 --> 00:41:41,146
Women always want more.
799
00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:44,810
Well, I can think of one
thing men always want more of.
800
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,446
Sex.
801
00:41:46,448 --> 00:41:48,030
And now here's your chance.
802
00:41:48,032 --> 00:41:49,780
What, we're gonna have
sex with these people?
803
00:41:49,782 --> 00:41:51,012
It's a kissing game.
804
00:41:51,122 --> 00:41:53,106
Why can't we play Cranium?
805
00:41:53,108 --> 00:41:55,880
Dave. This is your chance
to make out with someone.
806
00:41:55,882 --> 00:41:58,110
It's YOUR chance to make out with someone.
807
00:41:58,112 --> 00:41:59,628
What do you care?!
808
00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:02,496
I walk around with food in my
teeth and you don't even tell me...
809
00:42:02,498 --> 00:42:05,944
because you don't notice because
you don't even look at me!
810
00:42:05,946 --> 00:42:09,864
Remember when I got my hair cut and you didn't notice
but you noticed when you got the credit card bill?
811
00:42:09,866 --> 00:42:11,589
Because it was two hundred dollars!
812
00:42:11,591 --> 00:42:12,790
I know!
813
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,627
I think we have problems.
814
00:42:17,629 --> 00:42:19,705
Everybody has problems.
815
00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,606
Ryan and Bree are happy.
816
00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:23,282
They don't have kids.
817
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:24,762
You wanted kids!
818
00:42:24,764 --> 00:42:27,591
I'm just saying their life is one
continuous round of pleasure...
819
00:42:27,593 --> 00:42:32,049
restaurants, movies, reading every issue
of the New Yorker from cover to cover.
820
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:36,115
It's actually a pretty selfish existence.
821
00:42:37,135 --> 00:42:39,120
We had problems before we had kids.
822
00:42:39,122 --> 00:42:40,401
No.
823
00:42:44,751 --> 00:42:47,025
Yeah. Well.
824
00:42:54,635 --> 00:42:56,989
If you don't want to play Seven
Minutes in Heaven, we won't.
825
00:42:57,059 --> 00:42:59,781
God, that name... it's so corny.
826
00:43:00,921 --> 00:43:03,131
Of course Ryan and Bree aren't playing.
827
00:43:03,133 --> 00:43:04,468
So?
828
00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:06,913
Everybody else is game.
829
00:43:15,153 --> 00:43:16,990
(Josh) Right.
830
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:24,659
(Chris) Well? Are you in?
831
00:43:24,889 --> 00:43:26,239
She wants to, so...
832
00:43:26,529 --> 00:43:27,822
Fun!
833
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:33,418
Alright, my lawyer says it'll be valid because
we'd all be witnesses to each other's signatures.
834
00:43:34,238 --> 00:43:35,616
(Dave) What?
835
00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:39,821
I printed a limited liability
agreement from the Net.
836
00:43:39,823 --> 00:43:42,499
It's a boilerplate agreement,
so I had to add some wording...
837
00:43:42,501 --> 00:43:46,337
but basically we're agreeing to not
talk about the game after tonight.
838
00:43:46,339 --> 00:43:50,027
So that, you know, no one
fights about it afterward.
839
00:43:50,029 --> 00:43:52,520
And we can't discuss it publicly, either.
840
00:43:52,522 --> 00:43:55,658
Well, good. Because I don't want
anybody thinking we're swingers.
841
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:59,011
Yeah. It could have a
negative effect on my career.
842
00:43:59,171 --> 00:44:02,222
Well, all of our careers.
We all have careers, so...
843
00:44:02,452 --> 00:44:05,352
Of course. Well, everyone except for Lisa.
844
00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:08,353
I work. I run this household.
845
00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:13,540
If by 'run this household' you mean
calling the maid and ordering take-out.
846
00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:16,321
Don't talk to me like that.
847
00:44:17,101 --> 00:44:21,937
Lisa, c'mon. It's not like you're
actually doing all the work yourself...
848
00:44:21,939 --> 00:44:24,695
cleaning the house, the
pool, doing the landscaping.
849
00:44:24,697 --> 00:44:32,363
I coordinate everything. I pay the bills and run the
errands, so that you can work 24/7. I make your life possible.
850
00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:36,012
Oh, wow, like that's a
privilege. I get to work 24/7.
851
00:44:36,014 --> 00:44:37,870
You love working.
852
00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:43,290
I have to go to the well while I
can. This could all change overnight.
853
00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:49,650
Yeah, I'm the hot writer now. But
that can't last forever, right?
854
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:58,340
Okay. Yes. I love to work.
855
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:04,780
I'm sorry. You're right.
You make my life possible.
856
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,038
Thank you.
857
00:45:12,188 --> 00:45:14,206
Which closet are we going to use?
858
00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:16,376
(Music plays)
859
00:45:16,378 --> 00:45:18,760
(Michelle) Where does this even go?
860
00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:30,802
(Michelle) Ahhh!
861
00:45:31,382 --> 00:45:33,325
I'll be the deejay.
862
00:45:34,085 --> 00:45:36,243
Bryan Ferry.
863
00:45:36,283 --> 00:45:38,301
Too obvious?
864
00:45:39,241 --> 00:45:41,289
Who would you want to be matched with?
865
00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:42,206
What do you mean?
866
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,467
If we played.
867
00:45:45,217 --> 00:45:46,404
You want to play.
868
00:45:46,406 --> 00:45:48,986
Nah, I'm just saying, if we did,
who would you want to be paired with?
869
00:45:48,988 --> 00:45:51,610
No one. Who would you
want to be paired with?
870
00:45:51,612 --> 00:45:52,706
No one.
871
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:57,605
Why'd you ask me that? Obviously you've
thought about who you'd want to be paired with.
872
00:45:57,607 --> 00:46:00,330
No, I was thinking that
maybe it was on your mind.
873
00:46:00,610 --> 00:46:02,690
Well, if we're going to argue,
then we might as well play.
874
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:04,357
You wanna play.
875
00:46:04,647 --> 00:46:07,804
No. Do you?
876
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:10,091
No.
877
00:46:10,311 --> 00:46:13,414
(Music plays)
878
00:46:24,874 --> 00:46:27,515
(Brad laughs)
879
00:46:27,517 --> 00:46:31,221
I don't know. Bad feng shui.
880
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:34,797
I know you find Lisa attractive.
881
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:35,895
No...
882
00:46:35,897 --> 00:46:37,907
Maybe not her face, but her breasts.
883
00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:39,838
No, I don't.
884
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:41,288
Liar.
885
00:46:41,290 --> 00:46:42,189
Bree, I mean...
886
00:46:42,191 --> 00:46:45,920
No, look, look... you have to
lie. I mean, you have no choice.
887
00:46:45,990 --> 00:46:49,141
What're you going to say,
'Yeah, she's got great tits'?
888
00:46:49,143 --> 00:46:52,874
You can't say that. So,
you lie. To keep the peace.
889
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:56,849
See? Everything's based on
a foundation of bullshit.
890
00:46:57,689 --> 00:47:00,293
That's so depressing.
891
00:47:00,295 --> 00:47:02,969
We should just be honest.
892
00:47:02,971 --> 00:47:06,697
Okay. You first.
893
00:47:07,187 --> 00:47:08,944
Okay.
894
00:47:12,104 --> 00:47:17,232
Yes. Lisa has nice breasts.
But you know they're gonna sag.
895
00:47:17,492 --> 00:47:20,368
And yours are gonna stay
nice and perfect-looking.
896
00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:22,476
Yeah, because they're smaller.
897
00:47:22,478 --> 00:47:25,619
Hers are huge.
898
00:47:28,499 --> 00:47:31,801
Okay? Now you say something honest.
899
00:47:31,861 --> 00:47:36,557
Be honest about something.
900
00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:43,130
Alright, this is not a big deal. I mean, it's
silly, because he's famous and unattainable, but...
901
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,721
I find Matt Damon attractive.
902
00:47:47,961 --> 00:47:49,762
Matt Damon?
903
00:47:49,764 --> 00:47:52,300
He's not unattainable.
You could totally get him.
904
00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:55,880
Ryan, he's married. And his
wife seems really lovely.
905
00:47:55,882 --> 00:48:02,042
Why do people use that word, 'lovely'? It's so
pretentious. Like, what are we, British or something? Huh?
906
00:48:02,044 --> 00:48:05,054
I guarantee if Matt Damon met
you, he'd be attracted to you.
907
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:10,858
No, he wouldn't, okay? And that's part of why I like him,
you know? I feel like he's a nice guy. He's got integrity.
908
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:14,524
Oh, boy, you've really thought a
lot about this, haven't you, huh?
909
00:48:14,526 --> 00:48:17,425
Matt Damon? I mean, he's not even funny.
910
00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:19,580
Yeah, remember when he
was on "Will and Grace"?
911
00:48:19,582 --> 00:48:25,123
You fucking remember that? I mean, you've
really been into him for a while, haven't you?
912
00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:29,084
I'm not going to argue with you about this. If we're
going to argue, then let's go play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
913
00:48:29,086 --> 00:48:30,857
If you want to fucking play,
then let's fucking play!
914
00:48:30,947 --> 00:48:32,598
I don't want to play!
915
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,972
Of course you don't wanna
play. Not with these slobs.
916
00:48:34,974 --> 00:48:38,406
They're no temptation to you. Not
when you're obsessed with Matt Damon.
917
00:48:38,408 --> 00:48:39,540
Oh my God.
918
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,388
I mean, I don't know how I'm going
to find time to get washboard abs...
919
00:48:42,390 --> 00:48:46,476
when I'm busy trying to work my
ass off, to build a comedy career.
920
00:48:46,478 --> 00:48:49,792
I mean, who knows what will
happen, when you run into Damon...
921
00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:55,738
while I'm out, flying all over creation, performing
in clubs, to try to pay for our fucking house!
922
00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:59,534
This is insane. I'm not going
to leave you for Matt Damon.
923
00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:08,317
You think he'd be faithful to you? Huh? A fucking actor?
They fall in and out of love like kids at summer camp, huh?
924
00:49:08,319 --> 00:49:13,322
Ya really think he's gonna be into you,
when you get old and your breasts sag?
925
00:49:19,322 --> 00:49:21,018
What do you think?
926
00:49:21,278 --> 00:49:23,425
This is perfect.
927
00:49:27,285 --> 00:49:29,795
So, we can use these to draw names.
928
00:49:29,797 --> 00:49:34,045
Oh, here, I'll do it. So, Ryan
thinks you have nice breasts.
929
00:49:37,305 --> 00:49:39,145
Thanks.
930
00:49:39,615 --> 00:49:41,717
No problem.
931
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,867
(the others laugh)
932
00:49:43,869 --> 00:49:46,284
(Michelle) Real original.
933
00:49:54,744 --> 00:49:56,668
(Josh) Well, here we go.
934
00:49:58,468 --> 00:50:00,437
Okay, you guys ready to play?
935
00:50:00,439 --> 00:50:02,589
I didn't know married
people did stuff like this.
936
00:50:02,591 --> 00:50:03,836
They don't.
937
00:50:03,838 --> 00:50:06,558
You don't know that. We don't
know what other married people do.
938
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,393
Well, we're short one girl. So,
someone's gonna have to go twice.
939
00:50:10,663 --> 00:50:14,457
Me. If you have two kids, you go twice.
940
00:50:16,188 --> 00:50:18,712
No one picks their own spouse.
941
00:50:18,714 --> 00:50:20,816
There's gotta be a more efficient way
to do this, like a mathematical way.
942
00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:24,339
Too bad we're all writers,
we'll never find out.
943
00:50:29,679 --> 00:50:31,107
Lisa.
944
00:50:31,109 --> 00:50:33,225
Ooooh.
945
00:50:35,895 --> 00:50:37,749
(Ryan) That's your wife.
946
00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:39,398
(Josh) Yeah, please. Fill 'er up.
947
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,929
Can I get a drink?
948
00:50:40,931 --> 00:50:43,279
Have fun.
949
00:50:46,829 --> 00:50:48,718
(Bree) I love how you're smiling.
950
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,207
I don't care.
951
00:50:50,209 --> 00:50:51,672
(Josh) You don't care?
952
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,270
(Michelle) I don't.
953
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:06,381
Think this is a test?
Like, they're testing us?
954
00:51:06,383 --> 00:51:09,807
Here, we're going first, 'cause they wanna
see if we're actually gonna do something.
955
00:51:09,809 --> 00:51:11,413
Then they'll just, like, crucify us.
956
00:51:11,415 --> 00:51:13,931
No. Mm-mm.
957
00:51:15,231 --> 00:51:17,149
This wood paneling is nice.
958
00:51:17,151 --> 00:51:21,272
Yeah, I know. It's
original, it's from the '50s.
959
00:51:21,482 --> 00:51:24,694
Josh wanted to redo it, because
he likes everything so perfect.
960
00:51:24,696 --> 00:51:28,028
He prides himself on being a perfectionist.
961
00:51:28,030 --> 00:51:32,481
You know what's funny? My mom is a
human resources manager for a hospital...
962
00:51:32,483 --> 00:51:36,325
So, she's a real student of human
nature... do I sound like a geek?
963
00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:37,729
No. No.
964
00:51:38,139 --> 00:51:42,490
Anyway. So. When she interviews someone,
and they say that they're a perfectionist,
965
00:51:42,492 --> 00:51:47,376
she doesn't buy it. She says true
perfectionists are so demanding of themselves...
966
00:51:47,378 --> 00:51:50,542
they don't think of themselves
as anywhere near perfect.
967
00:51:50,544 --> 00:51:55,118
They think that everything they do is so far from
perfection that they couldn't possibly be a perfectionist.
968
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,485
I love that.
969
00:51:56,487 --> 00:51:59,136
So. I don't think Josh is a perfectionist.
970
00:51:59,138 --> 00:52:01,637
You ever read his scripts,
when he finishes them?
971
00:52:01,639 --> 00:52:02,879
Always.
972
00:52:02,881 --> 00:52:04,778
Do they have any typos?
973
00:52:04,938 --> 00:52:06,279
Tons!
974
00:52:06,281 --> 00:52:08,315
I rest my case.
975
00:52:08,317 --> 00:52:15,858
I sound like an old person. Next thing you know I'll be
saying 'gams' instead of legs. 'Look at the gams on her!'
976
00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:17,570
You're so funny.
977
00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:19,019
Really?
978
00:52:19,449 --> 00:52:23,757
Yeah. Michelle doesn't tell
you that very often, huh?
979
00:52:23,759 --> 00:52:26,647
It's extremely rare. It's
part of her winning formula.
980
00:52:26,649 --> 00:52:30,395
She hardly ever throws you a bone, so when she
does, you feel like you're the king of the world.
981
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:32,645
Omigod, now I'm James Cameron.
982
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:36,403
He's not such a bad guy.
983
00:52:36,405 --> 00:52:40,080
Josh hardly ever compliments me either.
984
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:46,288
It's 'cause they're insecure. Really insecure
people never give compliments. They can't afford to.
985
00:52:46,290 --> 00:52:48,638
You're right.
986
00:52:49,388 --> 00:52:54,453
You're so smart and funny
and... god, Michelle's lucky.
987
00:52:54,455 --> 00:52:57,792
You're such a man, you
know? You're such a... guy.
988
00:52:58,522 --> 00:53:03,004
Oh my god, it feels so good to get
compliments from a beautiful girl.
989
00:53:03,006 --> 00:53:06,738
I wish beautiful girls would give me
compliments all the time, you know?
990
00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:08,772
Is it wrong to want that?
991
00:53:08,774 --> 00:53:10,099
No.
992
00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:13,879
You think I'm beautiful?
993
00:53:15,379 --> 00:53:16,863
Of course.
994
00:53:21,423 --> 00:53:23,876
Should we make out?
995
00:53:24,096 --> 00:53:28,010
Maybe. I don't know if this whole
marriage thing is going to work out, so...
996
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,188
I'll probably give it a go.
997
00:53:32,628 --> 00:53:34,439
You're really funny.
998
00:53:34,441 --> 00:53:38,774
Keep saying that and I will leave her.
I'm serious. I will do it. Right now.
999
00:53:38,776 --> 00:53:41,546
You're so funny.
1000
00:53:51,276 --> 00:53:54,176
(Music plays)
1001
00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:03,706
(the others, offscreen)
"Time's up! Time's up!"
1002
00:54:03,796 --> 00:54:06,517
Omigod, why did we waste time talking?
1003
00:54:13,407 --> 00:54:18,483
(the others) "Time's up!!!"
1004
00:54:19,941 --> 00:54:23,268
This, uh, contract is not
going to prevent arguments.
1005
00:54:23,270 --> 00:54:24,745
I know.
1006
00:54:24,747 --> 00:54:26,432
Do I have any lipstick on me?
1007
00:54:26,434 --> 00:54:27,384
You're good.
1008
00:54:27,386 --> 00:54:28,709
Thank you.
1009
00:54:28,711 --> 00:54:30,571
Time's up!
1010
00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,316
What?
1011
00:54:40,456 --> 00:54:42,282
Did you do anything?
1012
00:54:45,212 --> 00:54:47,192
Tsk. You didn't do anything.
1013
00:54:47,194 --> 00:54:50,444
I thought we weren't discussing
it. We signed the contract.
1014
00:54:52,604 --> 00:54:54,533
You didn't do anything?
1015
00:54:54,535 --> 00:54:57,009
We signed the contract.
1016
00:54:57,011 --> 00:54:59,732
Okay. We're honoring the contract.
1017
00:55:06,362 --> 00:55:07,451
Ginger.
1018
00:55:08,061 --> 00:55:09,313
Oh, boy.
1019
00:55:09,793 --> 00:55:11,549
Okaay.
1020
00:55:12,619 --> 00:55:15,531
Alrighty, sir...
1021
00:55:15,533 --> 00:55:16,945
M'lady...
1022
00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:18,273
Don't hurt nobody.
1023
00:55:18,275 --> 00:55:19,833
(Josh) Excuse me, Brad.
1024
00:55:28,613 --> 00:55:30,479
This is a little weird, huh?
1025
00:55:30,481 --> 00:55:31,929
Yeah.
1026
00:55:59,454 --> 00:56:01,468
What's wrong?
1027
00:56:06,538 --> 00:56:10,373
(Josh) Should I go get someone?
One of the girls? Or...?
1028
00:56:11,133 --> 00:56:13,729
(Josh) Is this about Chris?
1029
00:56:17,429 --> 00:56:19,498
It's everything.
1030
00:56:26,318 --> 00:56:30,610
Aw, I'm sorry. I'm ruining this for you.
1031
00:56:30,612 --> 00:56:33,408
No, no, please.
1032
00:56:33,410 --> 00:56:37,409
Don't you like, uh, Brad? He seems okay.
1033
00:56:37,411 --> 00:56:41,808
Yeah. Yeah. He's... he's just young.
1034
00:56:43,521 --> 00:56:45,941
We're always talking
about his hopes and dreams.
1035
00:56:45,943 --> 00:56:47,810
Oh, God...
1036
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,978
Yeah. It's depressing.
1037
00:56:50,980 --> 00:56:54,686
Ahh, I just can't go
through all this again.
1038
00:56:55,346 --> 00:57:00,602
I mean, he thinks that he loves
me. But we would never last.
1039
00:57:01,882 --> 00:57:05,954
Even if I allowed myself to fall
in love with him... which I could...
1040
00:57:06,304 --> 00:57:12,978
Eventually he'd leave me
for someone young. Younger.
1041
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:15,912
Like Chris did.
1042
00:57:16,042 --> 00:57:21,388
He's crazy. He was so
stupid to cheat on you.
1043
00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:26,680
You smell amazing.
1044
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:32,146
Thank you. It's Jo Malone 154.
1045
00:57:32,656 --> 00:57:35,950
Lisa owns every perfume but that.
1046
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,186
Why don't you buy it for her?
1047
00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:49,269
There's something about a person who gets
themselves everything that they want...
1048
00:57:49,759 --> 00:57:54,792
It makes you not want to get them stuff.
1049
00:57:57,012 --> 00:57:59,655
That sounds bad, doesn't
it? I sound like a jerk.
1050
00:57:59,657 --> 00:58:00,874
No, no.
1051
00:58:00,876 --> 00:58:02,227
Yeah.
1052
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,439
No. But maybe you need to
talk to someone about it.
1053
00:58:04,441 --> 00:58:08,459
What do you mean, a
therapist? I can't afford that.
1054
00:58:08,461 --> 00:58:10,107
Ga, Josh.
1055
00:58:10,109 --> 00:58:14,625
You have a $2.5-million-dollar
house, what're you talking about?
1056
00:58:14,627 --> 00:58:18,366
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm
talking about... I can't afford that.
1057
00:58:23,266 --> 00:58:26,510
(the others, offscreen) Time's up!!
1058
00:58:31,310 --> 00:58:32,625
Where's Ginger?
1059
00:58:32,627 --> 00:58:34,458
She went to the bathroom.
1060
00:58:40,728 --> 00:58:42,375
(the others laugh)
1061
00:58:49,335 --> 00:58:52,175
Michelle.
1062
00:58:58,935 --> 00:59:00,300
I'm so glad I got you.
1063
00:59:00,302 --> 00:59:01,516
Really?
1064
00:59:01,518 --> 00:59:02,817
Yeah.
1065
00:59:03,527 --> 00:59:05,517
Um, I need to ask you something.
1066
00:59:05,727 --> 00:59:07,646
Yeah, we can do more than just kiss.
1067
00:59:07,648 --> 00:59:12,250
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. No, it's about Ginger.
1068
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:14,876
O-kay.
1069
00:59:15,766 --> 00:59:18,869
Do you think she would reconcile?
1070
00:59:19,629 --> 00:59:21,577
You wanna get back together?
1071
00:59:21,579 --> 00:59:24,067
Yeah. I have to get her back.
1072
00:59:25,347 --> 00:59:27,051
I don't know...
1073
00:59:27,071 --> 00:59:28,619
You must have some idea.
1074
00:59:28,621 --> 00:59:30,518
No, really, I don't.
1075
00:59:31,258 --> 00:59:33,655
I don't know if she'd go back.
1076
00:59:34,555 --> 00:59:36,494
You know, when she turns a corner...
1077
00:59:36,504 --> 00:59:39,028
I know. I know.
1078
00:59:39,838 --> 00:59:44,894
In college, she used to cry over a guy
for a week and then he was dead to her.
1079
00:59:44,924 --> 00:59:47,530
When she's done, she's done, you know?
1080
00:59:47,610 --> 00:59:48,565
Yeah.
1081
00:59:48,567 --> 00:59:50,613
If this is about her looking good, Chris...
1082
00:59:50,615 --> 00:59:53,340
Oh, please, I'm shallow,
I'm not ridiculous.
1083
00:59:53,342 --> 00:59:56,478
That's why I came here tonight, to see
if she would get back together with me
1084
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,006
And then she shows up with this boy toy.
1085
00:59:59,008 --> 01:00:01,814
You got a hotel room with
a 23-year-old actress!
1086
01:00:01,816 --> 01:00:03,471
She was twenty-eight.
1087
01:00:03,931 --> 01:00:06,190
Okay, well on IMDB it's says that she's...
1088
01:00:06,192 --> 01:00:09,896
She's an actress. She lies about her age.
1089
01:00:11,866 --> 01:00:13,642
So, you regret it?
1090
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:17,347
Oh my god, yes, I regret it.
1091
01:00:17,349 --> 01:00:19,584
If I could take it back, I would.
1092
01:00:21,964 --> 01:00:24,639
But at some point, it was exciting, right?
1093
01:00:25,279 --> 01:00:27,186
For about two minutes.
1094
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:31,344
But it was, like, great, right?
Like, did you, like, feel alive?
1095
01:00:31,346 --> 01:00:36,068
Are you thinking about cheating on Dave? Is
that what this is about, our playing this game?
1096
01:00:36,358 --> 01:00:37,797
No, I just...
1097
01:00:38,657 --> 01:00:43,176
I'm so sick of Dave. You know?
1098
01:00:43,916 --> 01:00:48,286
Yeah, I know. And then you get tired
of the person you're cheating with.
1099
01:00:48,288 --> 01:00:53,840
And then, I don't know, it just seems like bad
form to cheat on the person you're cheating with.
1100
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,860
Yeah.
1101
01:00:57,862 --> 01:01:01,588
And let me tell you something.
It's not real great out there.
1102
01:01:01,718 --> 01:01:04,832
What's it like? Dating again?
1103
01:01:04,834 --> 01:01:07,208
It sucks.
1104
01:01:07,822 --> 01:01:13,900
Because all these people have baggage. And
you're not exactly eager to find out what it is.
1105
01:01:13,902 --> 01:01:20,123
And I don't know. I don't feel like meeting
strangers in restaurants and, you know,
1106
01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:25,198
immediately finding out they're
nowhere near as good as Ginger.
1107
01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:32,241
Did I tell you I went
to the Oscars this year?
1108
01:01:32,243 --> 01:01:34,693
A friend of mine had an
extra ticket so I got to go.
1109
01:01:34,695 --> 01:01:35,876
How was it?
1110
01:01:35,878 --> 01:01:39,648
Within five minutes of being there,
you're walking down the red carpet...
1111
01:01:39,650 --> 01:01:43,170
and everybody's ignoring you
because you're not a star...
1112
01:01:43,172 --> 01:01:49,295
...and then you realize, you don't even want to
be there if you don't have a movie in the running.
1113
01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:54,964
And at this point in my life,
I want to make something great.
1114
01:01:54,966 --> 01:01:59,755
You know? Something that moves
people, that makes them feel something.
1115
01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:04,004
And this is going to sound weird,
but I can't do it without Ginger.
1116
01:02:05,274 --> 01:02:08,539
I need her. I need her in my corner.
1117
01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:11,660
(the others, offscreen) Time's up!!
1118
01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:13,702
Are you bummed we didn't do anything?
1119
01:02:13,704 --> 01:02:15,375
No, no, it's fine.
1120
01:02:17,015 --> 01:02:19,903
I hope Ginger takes you back.
1121
01:02:19,905 --> 01:02:22,774
Thanks. You're awesome.
1122
01:02:26,954 --> 01:02:31,394
Full sex, right? I'm prepared for anything.
1123
01:02:38,824 --> 01:02:41,906
I'm... I'm sorry. Can
I talk to you for a sec?
1124
01:02:41,908 --> 01:02:44,596
Yeah. Yeah.
1125
01:02:57,854 --> 01:02:59,232
How was it?
1126
01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,464
What?
1127
01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:05,010
Making out with Josh.
1128
01:03:05,012 --> 01:03:09,632
We didn't make out. We
just, we kissed a little.
1129
01:03:09,634 --> 01:03:10,743
Was it good?
1130
01:03:11,603 --> 01:03:15,127
Brad. We just talked. I was upset.
1131
01:03:15,129 --> 01:03:17,286
Why? Why were you upset?
1132
01:03:18,106 --> 01:03:20,431
He cheated on you and he left you.
1133
01:03:20,433 --> 01:03:22,311
I know.
1134
01:03:23,061 --> 01:03:25,581
What do you see in him?
1135
01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:28,863
Okay, yeah, maybe he was
good-looking when he was young, but...
1136
01:03:28,865 --> 01:03:30,877
Brad, he and I are the same age.
1137
01:03:30,879 --> 01:03:38,231
Yeah, but you're beautiful and interesting
and smart, and he's this Hollywood producer.
1138
01:03:38,233 --> 01:03:42,005
And you took vows. And he
slept with someone else.
1139
01:03:42,007 --> 01:03:43,691
Doesn't that bother you?
1140
01:03:43,693 --> 01:03:47,341
Of course. It all bothers me!
1141
01:03:47,343 --> 01:03:51,521
The fact that he cheated, the fact
that we're getting a divorce...
1142
01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:56,896
The fact that Oliver's going to have to deal with
the effects of this divorce for the rest of his life.
1143
01:03:56,898 --> 01:04:00,211
Stepmothers, and stepfathers, flying
back and forth across the country...
1144
01:04:00,213 --> 01:04:04,089
To see one parent while he's
missing the one he's not with.
1145
01:04:10,439 --> 01:04:12,255
Brad, what are we doing?
1146
01:04:12,575 --> 01:04:13,833
What do you mean?
1147
01:04:14,133 --> 01:04:16,565
You want me to fall in love with you?
1148
01:04:16,655 --> 01:04:20,017
Yes! Please! That's what I want!
1149
01:04:20,019 --> 01:04:21,682
Okay, then what?
1150
01:04:21,684 --> 01:04:28,947
We... we enjoy life. And...
and we have fun together.
1151
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,752
And we have amazing sex.
1152
01:04:30,754 --> 01:04:33,008
How long would that last?
1153
01:04:33,010 --> 01:04:35,059
Ah...
1154
01:04:36,359 --> 01:04:39,751
Even if we lasted a couple of years...
if we even made it to spring...
1155
01:04:39,753 --> 01:04:41,528
Of course we'd make it to spring.
1156
01:04:41,530 --> 01:04:46,902
Okay, then what? We get married,
and you become Oliver's stepfather?
1157
01:04:46,904 --> 01:04:53,460
You're gonna wanna be with someone young.
Someone who's in the same life phase as you.
1158
01:04:53,462 --> 01:04:54,824
Life phase?
1159
01:04:54,826 --> 01:05:01,034
Yeah, life phase. Mine involves
my eyesight suddenly going to shit.
1160
01:05:01,036 --> 01:05:05,194
And buying reading glasses at
the drugstore, like old people.
1161
01:05:05,196 --> 01:05:09,404
Worrying about how the teen years are
going to be. Getting root canals, and...
1162
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:12,585
It's not all serious. You can have fun.
1163
01:05:12,835 --> 01:05:14,828
Yeah, but...
1164
01:05:14,830 --> 01:05:22,045
I guess at the end of the day, I want to be with
someone who is in the same place in life as me.
1165
01:05:30,770 --> 01:05:32,675
I'm ready.
1166
01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,932
Lisa.
1167
01:05:40,862 --> 01:05:42,551
(Music plays)
1168
01:05:45,689 --> 01:05:47,006
Mm!
1169
01:05:50,656 --> 01:05:51,963
(they laugh)
1170
01:06:25,671 --> 01:06:27,470
Time's up!!
1171
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,076
Time's up!
1172
01:06:33,446 --> 01:06:34,712
Oh, boy.
1173
01:06:34,882 --> 01:06:36,467
Are you kidding me?!
1174
01:06:36,469 --> 01:06:38,246
Hey, thanks for dinner.
1175
01:06:38,846 --> 01:06:40,321
(Bree) Is he leaving?
1176
01:06:40,323 --> 01:06:41,726
What the hell did you do?!
1177
01:06:41,728 --> 01:06:42,862
Nothing.
1178
01:06:42,864 --> 01:06:44,252
Right.
1179
01:06:45,462 --> 01:06:48,400
We said we were gonna honor the contract!
1180
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,533
You okay?
1181
01:07:24,870 --> 01:07:26,836
Ginger...
1182
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:31,492
I wanna get back together.
1183
01:07:34,172 --> 01:07:35,719
Are you kidding?
1184
01:07:36,909 --> 01:07:38,364
No.
1185
01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:42,928
I'm sorry, you know, about arguing earlier.
1186
01:07:43,238 --> 01:07:45,552
Yeah, me, too.
1187
01:07:45,772 --> 01:07:47,736
I'm developing a new theory.
1188
01:07:47,926 --> 01:07:49,671
What's your theory?
1189
01:07:51,171 --> 01:07:55,542
The fact that everything is based on
these little white lies is a good thing.
1190
01:07:55,544 --> 01:08:01,585
You know? It's people being compassionate toward
one another. Protecting each other's feelings.
1191
01:08:01,587 --> 01:08:04,021
Okay. I wanna go with this. Go ahead.
1192
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:08,088
Like, it's hard enough for me to
accept Lisa has nice breasts...
1193
01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:09,310
No, she doesn't...
1194
01:08:09,312 --> 01:08:12,169
But I don't want to hear
you say it aloud. You know?
1195
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:15,655
Better for me to just hope you don't
spend too much time thinking about them.
1196
01:08:15,657 --> 01:08:17,434
I don't.
1197
01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:19,105
Right.
1198
01:08:20,145 --> 01:08:27,236
These little white lies, they are the glue that hold
relationships together. They hold society together.
1199
01:08:30,756 --> 01:08:34,355
So, uh, what'd you
think of my new material?
1200
01:08:34,357 --> 01:08:35,755
I think it's great.
1201
01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:37,379
But what?
1202
01:08:37,381 --> 01:08:39,812
Nothing. I think it's great.
1203
01:08:40,932 --> 01:08:43,444
What specifically did
you have a problem with?
1204
01:08:43,764 --> 01:08:48,123
I didn't have a problem with
any of it. It's all good.
1205
01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:50,488
But not as good as my best stuff.
1206
01:08:51,488 --> 01:08:52,842
It will be.
1207
01:08:53,302 --> 01:08:55,859
You're going to do your tweaking. You know?
1208
01:08:55,861 --> 01:09:00,340
You're gonna rewrite it, and rewrite it, and it's
gonna be on the same level as your other stuff.
1209
01:09:00,820 --> 01:09:04,748
Sounds like I got a lot
of rewriting to do, huh?
1210
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:09,119
I feel like we have not
fought this much in a year.
1211
01:09:09,121 --> 01:09:11,807
It's these people. They're a bad influence.
1212
01:09:12,807 --> 01:09:14,951
So, is this because I've lost weight?
1213
01:09:14,953 --> 01:09:16,984
No. Gain it all back, I don't care.
1214
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:22,048
Oh, you do care! Okay? Men
are visually stimulated.
1215
01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:30,298
See, I miss this. I miss our
conversations. I miss good conversation.
1216
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:37,121
I went to every screening of every movie
and defended each as if it were my own child.
1217
01:09:37,911 --> 01:09:40,360
The Hallmark movie, Chris?
1218
01:09:40,362 --> 01:09:42,583
You're an angel.
1219
01:09:46,843 --> 01:09:51,240
I used to love to cook for you. I
don't know if I could do that now.
1220
01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:53,896
Don't say that!
1221
01:09:54,156 --> 01:09:58,644
Do you know how many tears
Oliver and I have cried over you?
1222
01:09:58,646 --> 01:10:00,504
I'm sorry...
1223
01:10:00,506 --> 01:10:07,077
Being cheated on and being walked
out on... It's very shaming!
1224
01:10:07,817 --> 01:10:11,674
Everyone's going to look at me and
wonder how I could take you back.
1225
01:10:12,224 --> 01:10:17,489
I will spend the rest of my
life making this up to you, Gin.
1226
01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:23,311
So, we're gonna go the whole rest of our
marriage without you telling me what you did?
1227
01:10:23,313 --> 01:10:26,732
The 'whole rest of our marriage' makes it
sound like we're gonna last a long time.
1228
01:10:26,734 --> 01:10:28,189
You don't think we will?
1229
01:10:28,191 --> 01:10:29,432
I don't know.
1230
01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:32,502
Well, that doesn't sound good.
1231
01:10:34,172 --> 01:10:37,775
Is this about that kid? What, are you,
like, in love with him or something?
1232
01:10:38,545 --> 01:10:39,416
No.
1233
01:10:40,036 --> 01:10:41,758
I can't believe this.
1234
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:44,222
That punk. I served him Opus One.
1235
01:10:44,224 --> 01:10:47,128
And he did God knows what with my wife.
1236
01:10:47,130 --> 01:10:49,521
Josh, I didn't say I wanna break up.
1237
01:10:49,523 --> 01:10:52,549
It wouldn't be a break-up,
it would be a divorce.
1238
01:10:53,469 --> 01:10:57,120
Well, I'm not thinking about divorce.
1239
01:10:57,290 --> 01:10:58,931
I was earlier tonight.
1240
01:10:59,261 --> 01:11:00,474
What?!
1241
01:11:01,514 --> 01:11:04,828
It's just that the girls think
that you don't respect me.
1242
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:10,234
The way that you're always making sarcastic
remarks and trying to take me down a notch.
1243
01:11:10,236 --> 01:11:11,542
I respect you.
1244
01:11:13,272 --> 01:11:15,656
I don't know if you do.
1245
01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:22,404
Wha... what does that word mean
anyway...'respect'? Respect.
1246
01:11:27,324 --> 01:11:32,954
Obviously, I respect you. If I didn't, why
would I want to go to that kid's next showcase
1247
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:37,128
and beat the shit out of him in front
of his agents and managers and everybody?
1248
01:11:38,228 --> 01:11:42,029
Not much of a guest room. What
is this, the servants' quarters?
1249
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:44,340
Stop complaining.
1250
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,543
So. What'd you and Chris do?
1251
01:11:48,733 --> 01:11:50,278
Nothing.
1252
01:11:50,578 --> 01:11:52,723
Michelle.
1253
01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:57,353
I'm serious. We didn't do anything. We just
talked. He wants to get back together with Ginger.
1254
01:11:57,355 --> 01:12:00,523
He does? Is she gonna take him back?
1255
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,864
I don't know.
1256
01:12:03,714 --> 01:12:05,438
What did you and Lisa do?
1257
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,345
Wait, I wanna talk about Ginger and Chris.
1258
01:12:07,347 --> 01:12:10,002
No, let's talk about you and Lisa.
1259
01:12:10,642 --> 01:12:13,569
I'm not trying to grill
you, I'm just curious.
1260
01:12:14,499 --> 01:12:17,024
I'm glad it was her.
I'm not jealous of her.
1261
01:12:17,026 --> 01:12:18,644
You're not?
1262
01:12:20,304 --> 01:12:22,437
Do you think I should be?
1263
01:12:23,617 --> 01:12:25,409
You have a thing for Lisa now!
1264
01:12:25,629 --> 01:12:27,243
No, I don't.
1265
01:12:27,245 --> 01:12:32,424
Dave. Her boobs are so
big. They're too big.
1266
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:38,057
Just because I don't think she's a threat doesn't mean
she's not a threat. You could be totally attracted to her.
1267
01:12:38,137 --> 01:12:40,142
(Dave sighs)
1268
01:12:42,182 --> 01:12:44,209
You think she's hot!
1269
01:12:44,229 --> 01:12:46,964
You loved making out with
her. Did you do more than kiss?
1270
01:12:46,966 --> 01:12:48,341
No.
1271
01:12:48,343 --> 01:12:50,444
Did you wish you did more than kiss?
1272
01:12:51,144 --> 01:12:53,852
Wha... it's... why is that even...
1273
01:12:53,854 --> 01:12:55,814
Oh my god!
1274
01:12:55,974 --> 01:12:58,125
I'm so jealous, I could scream.
1275
01:12:58,127 --> 01:13:00,833
I could totally freak out right now.
1276
01:13:01,453 --> 01:13:02,817
Oh my god.
1277
01:13:02,819 --> 01:13:05,705
She has a great body, doesn't she?
1278
01:13:06,245 --> 01:13:08,866
Are you... you really
want me to answer that?
1279
01:13:08,868 --> 01:13:11,985
YES. Do you think she has a good body?
1280
01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:13,431
Unh...
1281
01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:17,113
Maybe? I don't... this is stupid...
1282
01:13:17,115 --> 01:13:19,401
How can you say that to me?!
1283
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:21,788
All I said was 'maybe'!
1284
01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:23,814
Oh my god!
1285
01:13:23,994 --> 01:13:27,840
She has a good figure and
I'm a short-waisted freak!
1286
01:13:29,270 --> 01:13:32,086
You are not a short-waisted freak.
1287
01:13:35,614 --> 01:13:39,001
If you were innocent, you
would just tell me what you did.
1288
01:13:39,003 --> 01:13:42,740
The fact that you won't tell me what
you did means you're guilty of something!
1289
01:13:42,742 --> 01:13:44,920
We signed a contract
for exactly this reason.
1290
01:13:44,922 --> 01:13:47,306
You know what's weird?
1291
01:13:47,308 --> 01:13:51,587
You haven't asked what Ginger and I did.
Because it hasn't even occurred to you...
1292
01:13:51,589 --> 01:13:54,588
because you're so consumed
by thoughts of Brad!
1293
01:13:54,590 --> 01:13:57,092
What did you do? Tell me what you did!
1294
01:14:03,992 --> 01:14:09,119
So, what, I'm just... I'm just supposed to go around
wondering what you did for the rest of my life?
1295
01:14:09,121 --> 01:14:13,574
Yeah. Just like I'll always wonder what
you did with that girl, Jennifer, from work.
1296
01:14:13,576 --> 01:14:18,202
Oh, I knew you were going to play that
card. That happened eight years ago.
1297
01:14:20,442 --> 01:14:23,402
It feels like yesterday.
1298
01:14:23,742 --> 01:14:24,782
(Music plays)
1299
01:14:24,784 --> 01:14:27,905
You can't. Try all you want,
but you're not going to.
1300
01:14:27,907 --> 01:14:29,941
Let me love you. Let me love you!
1301
01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:31,316
(Michelle) No!
1302
01:14:31,546 --> 01:14:32,715
(Michelle) Stop. You're too...
1303
01:14:32,717 --> 01:14:33,703
Okay, just give up.
1304
01:14:33,705 --> 01:14:34,434
No!
1305
01:14:34,436 --> 01:14:35,206
(Dave) Just give up!
1306
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:36,390
No!
1307
01:14:42,990 --> 01:14:45,932
I wanna read that script he sold.
1308
01:14:47,632 --> 01:14:52,070
It's weird. There's so
many people out there.
1309
01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:56,248
But there's no one like you.
1310
01:15:01,028 --> 01:15:03,777
Please give me another chance.
1311
01:15:05,157 --> 01:15:07,941
I don't know if I can get over it.
1312
01:15:07,943 --> 01:15:12,092
Tell me what to do to make
this right. I'll do anything.
1313
01:15:15,472 --> 01:15:20,757
You know, the obvious thing
is that you get a free pass.
1314
01:15:21,037 --> 01:15:22,290
(Ginger laughs)
1315
01:15:22,292 --> 01:15:25,497
You get to cheat on me.
Once. Whenever you want.
1316
01:15:27,387 --> 01:15:30,707
I would argue that that kid,
Brad, counts for something.
1317
01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:33,789
Because I know you had better sex
with him than I did with the actress.
1318
01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:38,765
Well, I'm sorry that you didn't fully
enjoy yourself when you were cheating on me.
1319
01:15:59,165 --> 01:16:00,408
Tense up.
1320
01:16:00,808 --> 01:16:01,568
What?
1321
01:16:01,570 --> 01:16:02,827
Just tense your stomach muscles up.
1322
01:16:02,829 --> 01:16:03,401
I don't...
1323
01:16:03,403 --> 01:16:04,381
Go ahead, do it.
1324
01:16:04,383 --> 01:16:06,246
I don't understand... oh!
1325
01:16:06,248 --> 01:16:07,261
Ow!
1326
01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:09,460
(Music plays)
1327
01:16:27,946 --> 01:16:33,031
From this point forward, I won't bring
up Brad and you won't bring up Jennifer.
1328
01:16:34,271 --> 01:16:36,461
Okay.
1329
01:16:40,651 --> 01:16:42,838
Something's changed.
1330
01:16:43,108 --> 01:16:44,479
What do you mean?
1331
01:16:44,481 --> 01:16:47,557
I don't know. It's like
you're not as invested.
1332
01:16:49,227 --> 01:16:51,939
I'm invested.
1333
01:16:54,989 --> 01:16:57,939
What are you doing? You
always stay up and work.
1334
01:16:57,941 --> 01:17:00,628
Not tonight. We gotta have sex.
1335
01:17:01,758 --> 01:17:04,926
I gotta try to make you
forget about that kid.
1336
01:17:06,116 --> 01:17:07,974
Who shall remain nameless.
1337
01:17:08,794 --> 01:17:11,312
I didn't get to do anything.
1338
01:17:11,314 --> 01:17:15,364
Everybody got to do
something except for me.
1339
01:17:15,624 --> 01:17:17,815
(Music plays)
1340
01:18:50,661 --> 01:18:52,552
Prescriptions? For what?
1341
01:18:52,554 --> 01:18:57,766
You name it. High blood pressure, reflux,
hair loss, anxiety... the guy is falling apart.
1342
01:18:57,768 --> 01:19:01,397
The price of success. You know,
he's under a lot of pressure.
1343
01:19:01,399 --> 01:19:04,754
Yeah, maybe that's what we're in for
when we get to where we wanna be, huh?
1344
01:19:04,756 --> 01:19:07,407
No, no, we'll be different.
We'll handle it better.
1345
01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,393
Ah, right.
1346
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:10,676
Stay grounded, keep our
priorities straight...
1347
01:19:10,678 --> 01:19:13,814
(Ryan) Right. Maybe the guy's
just not good at handling stress.
1348
01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:17,286
Yeah. We'll handle it better.
1349
01:19:17,288 --> 01:19:18,587
I feel for him.
1350
01:19:18,589 --> 01:19:19,926
Yeah?
1351
01:19:19,928 --> 01:19:21,780
(Ryan) Mm-hm.
1352
01:19:25,362 --> 01:19:27,526
(Music plays)
1353
01:19:27,946 --> 01:19:29,619
Bye.
1354
01:19:48,289 --> 01:19:51,898
Okay. Alright. I'll call you
when I get there. Thanks. Bye.
1355
01:19:53,158 --> 01:19:55,560
Ginger told me to tell you thanks.
1356
01:19:55,562 --> 01:19:56,781
For what?
1357
01:19:56,783 --> 01:20:00,221
She said you were kind to her last night.
1358
01:20:05,828 --> 01:20:07,891
Let's call Oliver.
1359
01:20:10,721 --> 01:20:13,003
We can't screw up again.
1360
01:20:14,023 --> 01:20:15,411
YOU can't.
1361
01:20:15,413 --> 01:20:18,013
I won't. I'm not going to.
1362
01:20:18,015 --> 01:20:22,151
We can't put him through that again.
1363
01:20:22,741 --> 01:20:24,780
We won't.
1364
01:20:31,390 --> 01:20:33,797
The girls all think
you're really attractive.
1365
01:20:33,799 --> 01:20:35,494
They do?
1366
01:20:36,764 --> 01:20:39,309
Well, what'd they say, exactly?
1367
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:41,856
That you have sex appeal.
1368
01:20:42,476 --> 01:20:45,643
They think you're great. They love you.
1369
01:20:48,553 --> 01:20:51,042
What's the matter? What's wrong?
1370
01:20:54,302 --> 01:20:55,407
I'm sorry...
1371
01:20:55,957 --> 01:20:57,232
For what?
1372
01:20:57,462 --> 01:21:01,631
It's, just, I know I can
be short-tempered and...
1373
01:21:02,495 --> 01:21:04,023
Well, you get no sleep.
1374
01:21:04,025 --> 01:21:07,045
You're walking around
totally sleep-deprived.
1375
01:21:07,047 --> 01:21:09,567
And here you're trying to write,
and mastermind everything...
1376
01:21:09,569 --> 01:21:11,221
where the kids are going to go to school,
1377
01:21:11,223 --> 01:21:13,917
and what's the best
pediatrician for them to go to,
1378
01:21:13,919 --> 01:21:16,413
and whether or not they're
going to get flu shots...
1379
01:21:16,415 --> 01:21:22,752
You're an amazing mom. And I'm no help. I mean,
I'm lame. I don't do anything compared to you.
1380
01:21:24,602 --> 01:21:26,761
Thank you.
1381
01:21:27,641 --> 01:21:32,170
That's all I wanted to hear...
just the acknowledgement, you know?
1382
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,933
We should go out. Once a week.
1383
01:21:38,653 --> 01:21:42,414
Just the two of us. I don't care
what it costs, we have to do it.
1384
01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:44,509
Okay.
1385
01:21:46,809 --> 01:21:49,863
Do you remember what Antonio Banderas said?
1386
01:21:50,283 --> 01:21:53,277
"A relationship is like a fire."
1387
01:21:55,237 --> 01:21:59,613
"You have to throw wood
on it to keep it going."
1388
01:22:00,253 --> 01:22:01,927
(in Spanish) Si.
1389
01:22:07,604 --> 01:22:08,862
(Ryan) I've been thinking about New York.
1390
01:22:08,864 --> 01:22:10,267
(Bree) Really?
1391
01:22:10,269 --> 01:22:14,069
Yeah. For a writer, it's
the best place to live.
1392
01:22:14,071 --> 01:22:19,665
You know, you overhear the most interesting
conversations that you would never hear in L.A.
1393
01:22:21,325 --> 01:22:25,788
I don't know. I know that
Manhattan is crazy expensive...
1394
01:22:25,908 --> 01:22:28,397
The air quality is terrible...
1395
01:22:28,399 --> 01:22:32,254
Right. But what if, deep down inside, you
believe that it's the only place to live?
1396
01:22:33,154 --> 01:22:35,678
Is that what you think?
1397
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:38,205
Maybe.
1398
01:22:39,465 --> 01:22:41,380
Me, too.
1399
01:22:41,382 --> 01:22:47,407
Let's go. I mean, I could easily
leave, you know? I'm serious.
1400
01:22:47,409 --> 01:22:52,965
I mean, I love our friends,
but... I could walk away.
1401
01:22:55,615 --> 01:22:57,190
We can't move.
1402
01:22:57,192 --> 01:23:00,250
Yeah. Not yet.
1403
01:23:00,252 --> 01:23:03,481
I gotta be out here for meetings and stuff.
1404
01:23:06,031 --> 01:23:09,330
Dave and Michelle are
hosting the next dinner.
1405
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,821
Should be fun.
1406
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,932
Yeah. Should be.
1407
01:23:16,402 --> 01:23:17,633
(Music plays)
1408
01:23:17,635 --> 01:23:22,635
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