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- Hey.
- Hi.
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You're late.
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Yeah, sorry. The trains were late,
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and there was a family
blocking the sidewalks.
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- Okay, Dory, what's the plan?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, Dory, how are we
going to get thousands
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and thousands of dollars
to April by tonight?
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Right.
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So what if...
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we...
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blackmail April?
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Well, how?
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Right, well, I haven't
exactly figured out that
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"how we blackmail her" part,
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but I just know that she's
done something terrible.
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I mean, her lifestyle alone
is, like, psychotic.
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And, you know, so, I thought,
when I said blackmail,
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just kind of bring it up,
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and then we'd start coming up
with ideas, you know?
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Okay, what kind of information
could we possibly get on April
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that would be worse than murder?
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Well, I don't think we should
be shutting down ideas
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so quickly and judging them too harshly.
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You know, I think we need
to feel open to just kind of,
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like, brainstorming freely.
You know what I mean?
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I'm so sorry I didn't create
a safe space for you.
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Is that your only idea?
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No, I have another one, too.
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The other one is, um,
the other is... is... is...
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is, yeah, like, accumulating...
just accumulating, um, money.
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Dory, you need to be realistic.
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We have 16 hours to get $100,000
to an insane person,
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or we're all going to jail.
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Babe, I'm sorry,
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but you're acting delusional.
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I lay awake at night
thinking about how our lives
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are going to be taken away from us
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because Dory wanted to feel special.
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It's so selfish, and it's so pathetic.
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Well, I... I just feel like
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we're all in this a little too deep
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to, you know, we...
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we still have to figure
this out together.
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There is no "we."
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We're not, like, a team for life, Dory.
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I can't. I can't.
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Wait, where are you going?
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I think we should all just
sort out our own affairs
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in the event that this is... the end.
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I'm going to go, too.
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I'm just going to pretend
like none of this is happening.
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You know I'll figure
something out, though.
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Right?
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Um, will you be paying
for all your friends?
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Yes.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Thanks.
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Stop, it's...
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- Thanks.
- Hey! Oh, sorry.
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Hey, I'm really glad you're okay, Joy.
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- You got lucky.
- Yeah, yeah, that was scary.
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Hey, so listen. That girl
you called in is here,
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but, just so you know,
she's sobbing like crazy.
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- Okay.
- Yeah. She's back there.
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Thanks.
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I'm so sorry for lying.
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It's just...
It's just... it's embarrassing
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that nobody was after me,
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like, no one...
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nobody even wants me.
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So, um, if you weren't
running from anyone,
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- what were you doing?
- I was just resting.
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I was really burnt out.
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It's just what my heart needed to heal.
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I need to ask you a very,
very important question, okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Were your four friends,
Dory Sief, Drew Gardner...
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Ugh, Drew!
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...Elliott Goss and Portia Davenport
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with you on the night of May 26th,
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or was that part made up, too?
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No, they were there.
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- They were there?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay. That is good.
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That's good.
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That is great news.
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So I'm not in trouble for lying?
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Oh, my God. No. No!
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Absolutely not. I mean,
as long as your friends
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were with you that night
in New Hampshire,
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that's all I care about.
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Okay. Well, as long as I'm being
completely honest...
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- Yeah.
- ...um...
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I wasn't in a dirty old motel
in New Hampshire.
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I was in a mansion in Canada.
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In Montreal?
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Yeah.
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God damn it, Chantal!
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm sorry. They told me to lie!
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And everybody believed it,
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and then my parents felt bad for me,
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so they gave me all of the reward money,
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and if they find out that I was lying,
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they're going to want
to ask for it back,
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and it's almost gone.
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I rented a sailboat.
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I'm so stupid.
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- Come on.
- Calm down, Gardner. It's just coffee.
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Are you pissed you didn't
get the Shanghai job?
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- I didn't?
- No, man. Alan got it.
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It's his last day. Did you sign the box?
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Everybody has to sign
the box of cupcakes.
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This company is a family.
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Yeah, sure is.
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_
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- Dory, Dory!
- Oh, my God.
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- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- God, Julian, what are you doing here?
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Dory, I need to talk to you.
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Um, I'm freaking out, and it's
kind of, like, a moral crisis,
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and are you about to go
back to the office?
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I actually was going to skip it.
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I don't really have time
to add something else to my day.
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Can I just, um, can I... can
I show you something, please?
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- Sure.
- Come here.
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Look at that.
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What? What... what is this?
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- That's Mary.
- Oh.
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She sent those to me.
She's trying to seduce me.
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Well, I mean, are...
are you going to report her?
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I don't know! God,
I hate feeling powerless!
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She's doing this weird racial shit,
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and if I speak up against it,
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then I probably won't have
a job for the rest of my life
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because you know how
that shit works out.
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Well, you... you're just going
to let it keep happening to you?
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Dory, I don't know what to do.
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Do you think you can make money
off of something like this?
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Dory, I... I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe.
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I mean, I know the guy who found
the "Grab them by the pussy"
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tape is rich now,
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but he gets death threats
every day of his life.
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- Wow.
- Jesus. I am so confused.
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- Look, just...
- Yeah.
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Um, I'll just let you go, I guess.
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I don't really have many people
or friends I can trust,
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so, you know, thank you
for hearing me out.
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Wait, Julian, Julian, wait up! Wait up!
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I... I... I'm going to... I'm going
to go to the office with you.
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- I thought you said you had something...
- No, I... I can do that stuff later.
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Come on. You need me. Let's go.
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Um, hi. This is kind of my desk now.
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- Could you move?
- Would you mind switching?
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Because I'm just kind of
in the flow here,
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and I just don't want to break.
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Um, yeah, okay.
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- Mm-hmm. Sure.
- Thanks. Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Did you hear that Nassau County
is looking pretty good for us?
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I'm sorry. I just need to try
to focus on peeing. All right?
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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- Dory, right?
- Yeah.
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Greg. I've... I've been meaning
to introduce myself. I...
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I work next to your buddy, Julian.
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Right, yeah, I... I was actually
just wondering where he is.
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Hey, I love all your ink.
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Where did you get them done?
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I... I was born with them, actually.
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Damn, you're quick.
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I... I think it's awesome
when women joke around.
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- What kind of food do you like?
- I like all kinds of food.
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I hope you're not afraid to eat pasta.
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A lot of girls can't handle Italian.
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- Oh, shit! A mouse!
- What?
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- A mouse!
- What? Where?
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- A mouse! Look! Right there!
- Where?
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- Oh, God!
- I'll go get somebody.
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God damn it!
This place is a piece of shit.
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- I hate it here.
- Is everything okay?
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
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- Oh, you guys!
- You earned it, buddy!
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This is the nicest. Oh, they're words!
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"I had sex..."
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"...with your wife."
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It says that?
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You sick bitch!
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You son of a bitch!
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We're supposed to be family!
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No!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So, um,
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I have been thinking about this...
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play that you've created.
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- We've created.
- Right, we've created.
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And the... this play, um,
truly means so much to me,
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so I can't believe...
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God, I can't believe
that I'm going to say
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what I'm going to say.
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I... I think I need to...
I need to leave the play.
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No, you... you're not going
to leave the play.
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I, um... just have a lot of
things going on in my life
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right now that are really big,
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and I'm not exactly sure
what's going to happen.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I... I really wish I could tell you.
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I... I just can't because
you wouldn't understand.
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Portia, I understand
everything about you.
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No, but this is, um,
this is, like, very,
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very, very personal
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and very, like, dangerous.
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If you're in trouble, I...
I want to help you.
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I'm so scared you're not
going to look at me
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the same way that you look at me.
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I'm so scared that you're
going to think I'm bad.
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I would die before I'd betray you.
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We can't do that.
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Oh, I must have misread the...
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No, no, no. It's not like that.
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I'm going to make love to you.
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- Okay.
- But I'm not going to kiss you.
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Why?
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It's too much,
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and that's the rule.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- I'm confused.
- Okay, it's okay. It's okay.
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Whatever you want, I don't care.
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Tell me.
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Oh, my God. Did you see what my
mom just texted us...
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"300 actresses who should have
better voiceover careers."
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- Like, what?
- I'm just going to try to one-up her.
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- And there it is, right there.
- Yup.
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I know 15 of these women,
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and they're each a national treasure.
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What? I hate her.
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Honestly, I think about our
group mom thread all day long.
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- May I cut in?
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Elliott, no. Not this time.
- Okay, just don't.
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I'm with Luke now, and I'm really happy.
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We're so happy.
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Well, I'm sorry, but that's just
not the way it's going to be.
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- I'm sorry.
- Marc, Marc,
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we are meant to be together.
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You are smart and chosen
and so insanely special,
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and I celebrate your soul, okay?
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And I want us to be in love forever,
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even if, like, one of us,
like, goes to jail or something.
248
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:25,660
Like, if you went to jail, like,
249
00:13:25,694 --> 00:13:27,935
I would totally just still
want to be with you.
250
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:29,541
I don't know what I'm saying,
but you get it, right?
251
00:13:29,574 --> 00:13:32,899
- I think... I think so.
- Okay.
252
00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:35,939
Elliott, what are you doing?
253
00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:39,209
Marcus Jaybird Doober,
254
00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:41,520
will you marry me?
255
00:13:44,419 --> 00:13:45,557
I...
256
00:13:45,814 --> 00:13:47,207
Of course!
257
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:50,452
Oh, my God!
258
00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:52,796
Oh, my God! He said yes!
259
00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:55,439
- Yes!
- He said yes!
260
00:13:55,472 --> 00:13:56,476
Luke, he said yes!
261
00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:57,848
Oh, he did? He did?
262
00:13:57,882 --> 00:14:00,324
Could I actually get the...
the... the cut? Thank you.
263
00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:03,134
Someone should get a picture of this.
264
00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,279
What?
265
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,378
- It's incredible, and...
- Is this really happening?
266
00:14:12,556 --> 00:14:14,868
- It's... It's early.
- Uh-huh.
267
00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:16,043
- But...
- Yeah.
268
00:14:16,076 --> 00:14:17,380
- ...you have Kings County.
- Okay.
269
00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:19,188
- You have Queens County.
- Oh, my God.
270
00:14:19,222 --> 00:14:20,360
You have Dutchess County.
271
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,367
You've got the Royal Court, Mary!
272
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,307
So what does this mean?
What does this mean?
273
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,046
Unless something really crazy happens...
274
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:27,484
Yeah.
275
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,426
...you're going to win.
276
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,132
We're going to DC, baby!
277
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:42,497
_
278
00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:45,962
_
279
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:47,995
Ugh. Staten Island Ferry?
280
00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:49,166
I'm sorry, what?
281
00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:53,548
Oh, no... nothing. Sor... S-Sorry.
282
00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:00,038
You wanted to see me, sir?
283
00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:03,853
Drew...
284
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:06,729
do you want the Shanghai job?
285
00:15:06,762 --> 00:15:09,440
Oh, I mean, y... yes, sir, very much so.
286
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,079
I mean, as I've previously stated,
287
00:15:11,113 --> 00:15:14,089
I would very much appreciate
taking this position,
288
00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,230
assuming, of course, if Alan is...
289
00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:19,443
is no longer going.
290
00:15:19,475 --> 00:15:22,419
And do you want it so badly
291
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:27,003
that you told Alan
that I had a big fat dick,
292
00:15:27,037 --> 00:15:31,522
and then you planted Magnum
condoms in Alan's wife's purse,
293
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,364
and then you wrote,
"I had sex with your wife"
294
00:15:34,397 --> 00:15:37,007
on Alan's cupcakes? Huh?
295
00:15:39,852 --> 00:15:43,600
No, sir, I don't... I don't...
I don't think I did that.
296
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:46,978
You're fired, Drew.
297
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:53,033
So, if you witnessed
a peaceful transaction,
298
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:57,250
what in your mind made
Mr. Medici want to shoot you?
299
00:15:59,022 --> 00:16:00,652
Right.
300
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:02,355
Um...
301
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:09,093
Mr. Medici had a very...
predatory essence,
302
00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:12,438
and when he heard me
coming down the stairs,
303
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:18,360
he said, "Who's there?" in a...
in a very, very male tone.
304
00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:20,568
- You know what I mean.
- Mm.
305
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,905
And, before I knew it,
306
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,619
we were in a confrontation,
307
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:27,728
and so I said, "Sir, I just want to know
308
00:16:27,763 --> 00:16:31,008
what you know about Keith Powell."
309
00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:35,257
And he said, "What I know
about Keith Powell
310
00:16:35,289 --> 00:16:37,197
is that he's dead,
311
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,207
and I killed him."
312
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,317
And, um...
313
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,625
then he shot me.
314
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:50,612
And I wish...
315
00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:53,619
I didn't have to shoot him...
316
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,694
...but I did.
317
00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,000
I'm happy you're okay,
318
00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:01,310
- and I'm happy you did your job right.
- Thank you.
319
00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:04,066
One less crook on the streets
where our children play.
320
00:17:04,897 --> 00:17:09,447
Sign here to sanction your statement.
321
00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:14,966
Hmm. Just...
322
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,372
Puh!
323
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:18,648
...sweating.
324
00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:29,169
- Everything all right?
- Oh, I just, um,
325
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:32,020
I f... I f... I forgot
my signature for a second.
326
00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:38,152
There we go.
327
00:17:39,322 --> 00:17:41,162
That's great.
328
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,296
Hey.
329
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,903
Hi.
330
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,319
So I guess you have the money.
331
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:34,860
I do, yes, in a... in a way.
332
00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:36,400
What does that mean?
333
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:39,551
Okay, do you... do you know
who Mary Ferguson is?
334
00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:41,218
No, should I?
335
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:43,224
Well, she's about to be a senator, okay?
336
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:46,234
And she's involved in a sex
scandal, and I have proof.
337
00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:47,239
So?
338
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,543
So a lot of people would pay more
339
00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:50,784
than what you're asking for to have it.
340
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,325
Let me see.
341
00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:56,071
There you go.
And... And you just scroll up.
342
00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,359
She looks good.
343
00:18:58,411 --> 00:19:00,051
So, what? I take this phone.
344
00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:03,286
I sell it to the Post
and ruin this woman's life?
345
00:19:03,537 --> 00:19:05,243
You are seriously messed up, Dory.
346
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,481
You wanted the money, okay?
347
00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,021
This is how you're
going to get the money.
348
00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:10,730
- Whose phone is this?
- It's my ex... ex-boyfriend's.
349
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:13,005
All right? Can I just
have the tape, please?
350
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,783
So, to get away with murder,
351
00:19:15,815 --> 00:19:18,024
you're going to destroy two more lives?
352
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,032
I'm just in a horrible mess, okay?
353
00:19:20,064 --> 00:19:22,774
And you're making
everything so much worse.
354
00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:25,051
All I'm trying to do
is protect my friends.
355
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,065
And you think the world
needs your friends?
356
00:19:29,099 --> 00:19:33,916
Your friends are pointless,
entitled, empty idiots.
357
00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:36,458
They're nothing, Dory. They do nothing.
358
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:37,629
You don't know them.
359
00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,270
No, I do know them.
360
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,042
They're the people that were born
361
00:19:41,075 --> 00:19:44,989
with everything that I wanted,
but couldn't have.
362
00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:48,636
Like, when I was 5,
I would've loved a bed.
363
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:50,744
Can you understand that?
364
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:53,487
You deserve every moment
of your suffering.
365
00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:55,696
Why can't you just take
your money and be happy
366
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,435
and just leave us alone?
367
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:58,740
I can, and I will.
368
00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:02,419
I'll take my money, and I'll be happy.
369
00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:05,566
But I will always know
who you are and what you did,
370
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,811
and I will never leave
you guys alone, ever.
371
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:11,152
I promise you that.
372
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:14,498
I'm going to rent a room
in every building you live in.
373
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:15,736
I'm going to sit behind you
374
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:18,179
in whatever bullshit movie you watch.
375
00:20:18,212 --> 00:20:20,119
I'm going to marry
someone in your family,
376
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,632
no matter how disgusting they are.
377
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:26,777
If your conscience doesn't
haunt you, I will forever.
378
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,642
Aaaah!
379
00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:38,575
Welcome to the party!
380
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,726
Hey, Dory, the future is ours!
381
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,934
Have fun!
382
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,790
Dory, Dory, she took my phone, okay?
383
00:21:51,823 --> 00:21:54,250
She took my freaking phone.
I'm going to confront her.
384
00:21:54,274 --> 00:21:55,980
I don't have to put up with this.
385
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:57,318
That's... That's terrible.
386
00:21:57,353 --> 00:21:59,895
Hello. Hello, everyone.
387
00:21:59,929 --> 00:22:02,070
Can we take the music down?
388
00:22:02,104 --> 00:22:04,078
Um, I would just like to take a moment
389
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:07,991
to give credit to my brave
and tireless staff.
390
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,765
So I would like to invite them all
391
00:22:09,798 --> 00:22:11,304
to come right up here on stage.
392
00:22:11,337 --> 00:22:14,114
Come on, now. Don't by shy.
Pamela, get on up here.
393
00:22:15,686 --> 00:22:20,503
Come on, Julian, Greg, Renee,
Dory, get on up here!
394
00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,746
Give these kids a round of sound!
395
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:28,401
You are my warriors, and I
would not be here without you.
396
00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:31,043
Tonight is your night
just as much as it is mine.
397
00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:37,567
Let me tell you all what I love
about working with young people.
398
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,912
They have values that
somehow my generation
399
00:22:40,946 --> 00:22:42,719
didn't have time to cultivate.
400
00:22:42,753 --> 00:22:44,980
Greg, what was that word you taught me?
401
00:22:45,043 --> 00:22:47,230
- "Woke."
- Woke.
402
00:22:47,381 --> 00:22:49,120
How great is that word?
403
00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:51,706
Where was that word when I was young?
404
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:54,682
Um, I'm sorry, what's going on?
Is there a problem?
405
00:22:54,715 --> 00:22:56,890
Um, they're here for Dory.
406
00:22:58,832 --> 00:23:00,806
Are you Dory Sief?
407
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:01,810
Yes.
408
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:03,382
Come with us, please.
409
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,791
You're under arrest for
the murder of Keith Powell.
410
00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:08,767
Wait, what... what...
what's going... what's going on?
411
00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:10,072
This has to be a mistake.
412
00:23:10,107 --> 00:23:12,080
You have the right to remain silent.
413
00:23:12,114 --> 00:23:13,988
Anything you say can and will be used
414
00:23:14,021 --> 00:23:15,358
against you in a court of law.
415
00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:16,966
If you don't have an attorney,
416
00:23:16,999 --> 00:23:18,203
one will be appointed for you
417
00:23:18,236 --> 00:23:21,080
while you are questioned if you wish.
418
00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:24,660
I barely knew her.
419
00:24:16,685 --> 00:24:19,194
She's pretty. How'd you get her?
420
00:24:19,227 --> 00:24:20,866
Anonymous tip.
421
00:24:37,091 --> 00:24:42,091
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