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Where am I, anyway?

Hey, kids! Don't play with cards about spacemen!

Dump is the king of games! Open your eyes and watch!

Lightning Flip Blast!

Whirlwind Flip!

Wait for me!

Hey.

You're a martial artist, right?

Now, kids...! Look here and watch carefully!

"Marbles" Tora will show you an awesome trick!

Here goes! Multiple-Hit Land Torpedo!

Oh, no! We gotta go! We'll be late for cram school!

-- I forgot! Today's a practice test! -- Let's hurry.

Hey--!

Damn. How pitiful. What a sad world it's become.

You know it.

I miss those innocent days when kids used to play like kids.

Stop, or I'll shoot!

There's no more duty and humanity.

At this rate, it'll be the end of Japan.

Grown men shouldn't whine!

Chief!

Now that I'm here, there's no need to worry.

Just let me handle everything.

By the way, boy...

Huh? Me?

Right. You look like a pretty tough fighter to me.

I'm with the Saotome Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts.

I'm Ranma Saotome.

The Saotome Anything-Goes School?

How about a match with us? Boys!

What?

If that's your game, let's go!

I'm home!

Sorry I'm late!

Huh? Isn't anybody home?

"Well done!"

"Welcome home"

Mr. Saotome, I've never seen this girl before. Do you know her?

"Don't know her"

Nobody was home when I came, so he played with me.

Do you live at this school?

Yes. My father's not home, but I'm his daughter, Akane Tendo.

Maybe I'll ask you, then. I came to challenge your school!

"Bwow"

Mr. Saotome, I'm not going through with it.

It's got to be some kind of joke!

Now, now, just practice with her like it's a game or something.

You do it, then.

How can I spar with such a little girl?

Don't worry. I'll go easy on you.

Thanks! But why don't we play something else?

Cards or video games, maybe?

Are you scared of losing to me?

Okay, then. But don't blame me if you get hurt.

Come on, come at me any time.

I'm the 12th generation of Good Ol' Days Martial Arts.

What? Good Ol' Days Martial Arts?

Akane...!

I'm Temari Kaminarimon. Here I come!

Good Ol' Days Martial Arts attack! Cat's Cradle Web of Hell!

What's this?!

What is this?!

I can't move!

One...two...three...

Four and five and over the bridge.

At the bridge's railing, place hands on hips.

Gazing at the other side.

Girl of seventeen or eighteen flowers and incense in her hands.

Hello, miss. Where're you going?

I'm going to Kagoshima in Kyushu.

Mom...!

No! Akane--!

Good Ol' Days Martial Arts Final Attack!

Beanbag Hell! Flower blizzard! Like rain and hail!

Only Pop and Akane are home at this hour!

Your Anything-Goes style is powerful!

But by now, the Tendo School's lost their sign.

Let me get there in time!

Akane! Your wounds are slight! Hang on!

Father, calm down. Her bruises aren't serious.

Because I was gone, Akane was hurt and we lost our sign!!

-- Ranma! -- Ranma...!

Akane, was it that little girl, after all?

Did you see her, Ranma?

She's a pretty strong fighter.

Pop, didn't she say she was from the Good Ol' Days School of Martial Arts?

How did you know?

Some guys from their school challenged me to a fight, too.

Pop, what's the Good Ol' Days School of Martial Arts?

Good Ol' Days Martial Arts...

emerged in Edo when only samurai were allowed to wear swords.

Hot-blooded street youths used toys instead of swords as weapons.

And perfected their art as the Good Ol' Days School of Martial Arts.

They say even the peerless swordsman, Miyamoto Musashi...

feared Good Ol' Days Martial Arts and never set foot in town.

But I thought the art had died. Why is it being used now?

By the way, did you win the match?

Naturally! It was easy to beat them.

You're truly the heir to the Tendo School!

Now avenge Akane's loss and retrieve the school's sign!

Me?

Daddy! Do it yourself!

Yes. You can beat a little girl, can't you, Father?

Don't be silly!

Ranma and Akane are betrothed! He should avenge his future bride!

I guess so. I'll hafta do it.

-- Don't interfere, Ranma! -- Akane...!

I'll defeat Temari Kaminarimon! I'm the one who lost to her!

You're still too weak, Akane.

Are you okay, Akane?

Ow!

Don't strain yourself. I'll take revenge for you.

Leave me alone!

Fine with me!

I doubt that anyone can stop Akane. That's the kind of girl she is.

But why did you let Akane fight the girl, Saotome?

"Sorry"

SAOTOME!!

They even hurt Akane!

I can't let those masked thugs get away with it!

I let my guard down then, but this time I'll--!

Just wait, Akane!

Yo, Ryoga! Where to?

You should know!

For Akane's sake, I'll get those guys in the weird masks!

You know about them, too? Where are they?

Oh, no!

I don't know the WAY!!

You're mean, Chief.

You shoulda told us from the start that Temari was gonna help.

Right! Temari's like a hundred strong men.

Isn't the water too hot?

That's ridiculous! If this is too hot, I'll be disgraced as a street man.

Make the fire bigger!

That's our chief!

What spirit!

Here's more wood, Temari.

Thanks!

Who's there?!

Don't burn that sign just yet!

You're those two guys--!

The strong guy...! And the weak one.

They beat you up?

I let my guard down.

Anyhow--!

It's that sign I want! Just shut up and give it to me!

-- Interesting! -- Brat! We'll take you on!

Wait, Ryoga!

Are you trying to interfere?!

Doing this won't make Akane happy.

I wanna talk to the chief.

Mr. Saotome?

You probably came to ask for a rematch for Akane. Isn't that right?

You know, don'tcha? That's right. If it's okay with that girl.

But Ranma, Akane isn't--

I'll fight her again.

Good girl!

Duty and humanity are the spirit of Good Ol' Days Martial Arts!

The match will be at noon tomorrow. At the downtown shrine.

We'll be waiting.

-- Hey! -- But Akane will--!

Come out, you--!

He set the date without even askin' us!

How are you going to tell Akane?!

The fight's today! Her bruises aren't healed yet.

You hadda open your big mouth!

This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't butted in!

It's hopeless. I'll never win this way.

Akane?

Kasumi!

You're awful. No one can change your mind once it's made up.

Here.

Do you remember, Akane? They're Mother's beanbags.

You said you lost to beanbags, didn't you?

I thought these might help.

One...two...three...

Four and five and over the bridge.

At the bridge's railing, place hands on hips.

Gazing at the other side.

Girl of seventeen or eighteen...

Her graceful motion distracted me, and I didn't notice it till now.

Her hands are moving with amazing speed!

Hello, miss. Where're you going?

I'm going to Kagoshima in Kyushu.

I'm Saigo Takamori's daughter.

We've been waiting for you, Akane Tendo!

This time we'll fight for real.

If you beat Temari, we'll give the sign back.

But if you lose, our school's sign will hang over your door!

Ryoga, don't do anything to help. Got that?

I know!

Still, who are those guys, anyway?

Go, go! Akane!

Go, go, Akane!

Go, go! Temari!

Begin!

Here I come!

That's nothing!

Your Cat's Cradle Hell is broken!

Akane! What a wonderful idea!!

Now I'm on the attack!

Good Ol' Days Martial Arts attack! Razor Tops of Hades!

I won't miss this time!

I knew she'd try something like this!

Akane!!

Okay, take this!

Rats!

One...two...three...

Four and five and over the bridge.

This match is over!

Gazing at the other side.

Girl of seventeen or eighteen flowers and incense in her hands.

She hypnotizes the opponent with lightning-fast moves of her hands!

And sears the afterimage into his brain.

Then the beanbags seem as if they're inside you!

In other words--!

Now!!

Good Ol' Days Martial Arts Final Attack!

Beanbag Hell! Flower Blizzard, Rain and Hail!

Your nerves are concentrated on that one motion!

I've got it!

I've broken the Beanbag Hell!

Are you all right?

Thank you, Akane! I'm...I'm...!

Well done, Akane. You're truly my daughter.

I'm sorry. I lost, Grandpa.

-- Grandpa? -- What?

Yes.

I am Temari's grandfather, Kumajiro Kaminarimon.

The 11th head of the Good Ol' Days School of Martial Arts...

and elder of the League for the Preservation of Street Culture.

I'm league member, Tatsukichi Komagataya.

I'm league member, Torahachi Kachidokibashi.

You seem to have had a reason for doing this.

Won't you tell us about it?

We made a vow to spread Good Ol' Days Martial Arts throughout Japan...

and bring back the old days of duty and humanity...

when children could be children again.

But that dream is ended.

Chief!

I caused you a lot of suffering, didn't I, Temari?

Give up the Good Ol' Days Martial Arts and live as an ordinary girl.

Grandpa!

You needn't give it up.

Duty and humanity are excellent goals! Right, Saotome?

Exactly, Tendo.

Sure. There's no need to give up Good Ol' Days Martial Arts.

You worked so hard to learn it.

Right! Come to our training hall sometimes. We'll practice, okay?

Honest?!

How wonderful. If she joins with Akane...

Temari's dream can come true!

Let's train hard for the Tokyo Olympics, okay?

Aren't the next games in Barcelona?

The Olympics have to be held in Tokyo! Those were the days!

Hey, you. What are you teaching your granddaughter, anyway?

Old things aren't always the best!

Rice-bran paste is the only old thing that's good!