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- Man, she's cute! - Who is she?

- Is she meeting a guy? - Lucky stiff ! Whatta babe!

Yo, cutie!

Silvie!

My Silvie!

Whaddya tryin' to do?!

Gimme! Gimme! I want my Silvie!

Is it an accident?

Could be. Look at the crowd.

Ranma!

Miss!

Over there?

It's mine, Azusa's!

No!

- It's mine! - It's not!

That Shiratori girl. . .

- The spoiled brat. . .! - Azusa!

No, I said!

You're mean!

It's my George!

Give it to me!

George! Silvie.

She hasn't changed at all, has she?

Make like we don't know her.

Scarlett!!

Keep away! No!

Stay away! I don't want anythin' to do with y--!

Come here, Scarlett!

I guess she wasn't interested. . .

in us.

You're sure about this, now?

Of course, Master Kuno!

You've wanted the famed oar of master swordsman, Miyamoto Musashi.

The corner antique shop has it!

Good! Hurry, Sasuke!

Yes, Master Kuno!

Be careful, Sasuke!

This is Miyamoto Musashi's oar?

It looks like a toothpick to me.

Naturally! It is a toothpick.

Are you mocking me?!

Nope.

Scarlett!

My Scarlett!

- My Scarlett. - What're you doing?!

You're cute!!

Cute! Sophia!

A ninja Sophia! You're cute, cute, cute!

"Cute"?! Me?!

In all my life, no one's ever called me "cute" before!

What's this sensation running down my back and all over my body. . .

like a centipede race?!

Doodle, doodle. . .!

Sophia.

It must be LOVE!

It's very noisy out there.

What's all this racket?

How can I get my shopping done? Sasuke!!

Master Kuno. . .

Have you finished shopping already, Master Kuno?

Keep away!

Don't move, Sophia!

Let me tie a ribbon on you.

Why do you run from me, Master Kuno?

Keep away! Don't touch me! I'll hurt you!

Don't move, I said.

Master Kuno. . .?

Don't MOVE!!

What's going on? I can't see a thing!

That's so cuute!

Cute, cute, cute!

Widdle badger is mine, mine, mine!

Earthquake?! Where am I?!

I'll have to give you a special name, won't I?

What should I call you?

Pharoah? Yvonne? Raymond?

I know!

Marianne! You're Marianne!

Who's Marianne?

This girl is slightly lacking in brains.

But her face. . .

She's no less beautiful than Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl!

I see. Tatewaki Kuno, 17 years old, have stolen yet another girl's heart!

How wicked I am.

Marianne! Being a badger, you can tranform into a human, can't you?

I'm not a badger!!

Wait a minute.

I see! This girl is too bashful to say how she truly feels.

No, this is wrong!

I, Tatewaki Kuno, must gently guide this innocent maiden!

Come with me, Marianne.

Kuno and Azusa Shiratori?

They might make a good couple.

What's wrong with you, Marianne? This is a stranger's house.

It's not. This is my house.

Yours, Marianne?

Yes! The Kuno family is the richest in the area!

Sasuke, don't speak so frankly.

I see! Badgers can make anything appear, can't they?

I'm NOT a badger!!

- Right. You're Marianne. - I'm NOT, I say!

She wears me out!

I do not feel the same passion for her as for the others.

But hold! Perhaps her joy at loving me has addled her brain. . .

. . .and she can no longer think clearly!

Sophia?

Since this house belongs to you and Marianne. . .

it must be mine, too, right?

Yes! Er, hah?

What a sinful wretch I am! What a charming wretch I am!

Have no fear! I shall gently cradle your love!

Come, Curly-Haired Girl!

Wait--! Wait, Sasuke!

I guess not even Kuno can deal with that airhead.

I hope he sticks with her, though.

Why?

There'd be no more. . .

"I love you, Akane!" every day. It'd help me out.

I see!

Then I won't hafta worry about y--

What did you mean by that, Ranma?

- Quit covering up!! - I didn't mean nothin' by it--!

That's so cute!!

Charlemagne! Charlemagne!

- We'd better get home, Akane. - Ranma!

- What's for dinner, I wonder? - Ranma?!

You look so cute, Marianne!

I'm not Marianne!

Sophia! You look cute, too!

Bridgette! You look darling!

But that's Green Turtle!

Big Brother! Big Brother!

What's that girl doing here?!

So cute, so cute!

Why're you dressed like that, Big Brother?!

She said it was cute, so I obliged her.

And Sasuke too! What's wrong with you?!

She says I'm cute, so I let her.

My Katherine, Josephine, Maria and Brooke!

Stop! Those are my dolls! Give them back!

- I don't want to! - Give them back!!

I won't let you have them so easily!

They're mine! Give them back!

- You're quite good, aren't you? - So are you.

But you're not getting my Sayuri, Kazusa, Hibari and Hozumi!

They're my Katherine, Maria, Josephine and Brooke!

True to her fame, my sister is as weird as the Curly-Haired Girl.

Master Kuno, don't you think those two are perfectly matched?

You could be right.

Bring them back! My Sayuri, Kazusa, Hibari and Hozumi!

Good night, George. Good night, Katherine.

Good night, Josephine. Good night, Marianne!

I can't take any more!

Good morning, Michelle. Good morning, Fontaine.

Good morning, Charlemagne. Good morning, Porthos.

Good morning, D'Artagnan!

Good morning, Brooke. Good morning, Raymond.

Good morning, Frantine. Good morning, Marianne!

My name's not Marianne!

Master Kuno?

I'm moving out for a while.

Mistress Kodachi--?!

Time for a walk, Marianne!

I'm not Marianne!

Poor, poor Brother.

Please! Untie me!

Why should I go shoppin' with you so early in the day?

It's only once in a while. I really wanted to go with P-chan.

So go with him.

When I told P-chan about Azusa last night. . .

he hid in the closet and won't come out.

Sure, he doesn't wanna be Charlotte again.

For sure.

By the way, what happened to Marianne?

Mari--? You mean Kuno? Who knows?

He must be suffering, though. Azusa's really weird.

She's no weirder than Kuno.

He might run around, sayin', "I love Azusa!"

With that stupid look on his face--

Who looks stupid?!

Kuno!

What happened to you?!

Rats! I felt ashamed like this.

But I was dragged out of the house before I knew it.

Moreover, Akane Tendo even saw me out with the Curly-Haired Girl.

Akane Tendo! Don't misunderstand!

I haven't stopped loving you for a second!

You can stop, I don't care!

Look out!

Who did that?!

Azusa Shiratori!

Ranma Saotome! Akane Tendo!

It wasn't enough that you stole Charlotte from me!

Now you even want to take Marianne, too?!

What do you mean?! You're the one who took P-chan from me!

Quiet!! There's only one way to settle this!

Accept that!

What's the blanket roll for?

Don't you know? When a challenge is issued, a blanket is thrown.

That's "gauntlet."

Anyhow--! If I win, don't you ever come near Marianne again!

Got that, you dirty thief?!

Dirty thief?! I can't let you get away with that!

I'll gladly accept your challenge!

- What about the shopping?! - Fight first!

- Why fight for Kuno--? - My honor's at stake!

Akane Tendo, do you love me so much?!

Two beautiful girls are fighting over me!

How wicked can I be?!

That's not it!

The event will be pairs-skating combat!

Again?!

The time, tomorrow morning!

The place, the skating rink at Marianne's house!

Wait a minute! I don't have a skating rink!

Don't worry! Badgers can conjure one up right away!

Do your best.

I'm not a badger!

I know, you're Marianne, right?

Kuno's right! It'd be an insult to the badger--

Fine. I, Tatewaki Kuno, 17 years old. . .

. . .will surely build a skating rink by tomorrow!

Prepare to be killed!

That's my Marianne!!

Fine with me!

Faster! Faster!

But Master, there aren't enough materials!

Quiet! Use anything you can find!

"The Marianne Challenge"

- He really did it. - I can't believe it.

Surprised, Ranma Saotome?

Nothing's impossible for Tatewaki Kuno.

Right!

- Awesome, isn't it? - My Marianne can do anything!

I'm NOT Marianne!

Don't hit it so hard!

What the heck?

What do you expect in only one night?

This is the Marianne Challenge featuring pairs-skating combat. . .

soon to begin!

Sparks have flown! The challengers are eager to begin.

Ranma Saotome! Just watch!

The legend of Skating Blue Thunder will be unveiled this day!

Not after the Wolf on Ice beats you.

You haven't improved at all, have you, Ranma?

Remember, our honor's at stake in this fight!

I know!

Let's go!

Here, what're you doing?!

Here goes, Ranma!

Lemme at 'im!

- I can't get out of the way! - Awk! Me, neither!!

Idiot!

You're quite good!

So are you.

But I can easily ruin your teamwork.

What?

Take this! The Maiden's Couple Splitter!

Watch! See how I break you two up!

Now, Marianne, go kiss that impudent girl!

What a big heart she has!

She knows how much I love Akane Tendo. . .

and yet she loves me still!

He's coming, Ranma!

Akane Tendo, I love you!

What's the idea, you--?!

I'm the one you want.

- No, you don't! - Ranma!!

And now, a passionate kiss!

Kiss YOURSELF!!

Hey, you airheaded ninny! What're you doing to Ranma?!

Quit it!!

- What's the idea?! - Bye-bye!

Here I come!

Secret Swan Dance!

Swan Dance?!

She disappeared!

She intends to attack under this mist!

Fine!

Ranma!! Ranma!

Ranma, are you all right?

Ranma! I'm sorry. Ranma?

Heh, your kick didn' hur--

Ranma! Ranma!!

Don't shake me! It hurts!

Sorry.

Ranma--!

Did you see them?

The Merry-Go-Round of Parting, solo version. The Swan Dance.

The ultra spin, "Love Suicides at Sonezaki"!

Uh-oh! Ranma Saotome is down!

Is this the end for the Saotome-Tendo team?!

Huh? By the way, where's Master Kuno?

Wha--?!

Master Kuno is also down! At this stage, neither team can continue!

Are both teams done for?!

Not if I can help it!

You'll pay for pulverizing Ranma!

Who's the one that pulverized him?

- Don't split hairs! - I'll split YOU!

This has turned into a savage death match!

Marianne!! My Marianne! I'm taking you back!

No!! Don't pull on that--!

Now I have two Mariannes!!

- Why is the building shaking? - Oh, NO!!

I don't care. I'm happy.

What happened, anyway?

What do you expect in only one night?

We had to use whatever materials we could scrounge up.

This is cute! This, too! And this!

Forget it!

This is sooo cute! This is mine--!