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Meet your end, wretch.
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Magnificent, even for me.
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Brother Dear, what an
amazing workout.
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I've fixed some kelp tea.
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By the way, Dear Brother,
forgive my asking, but...
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...about that life-sized poster of
Ranma Darling in my room--
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Have no fear, Kodachi.
I have just now destroyed it.
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Is that so?
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No thanks are necessary.
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I'm growing numb--!
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An eye for an eye,
tooth for a tooth.
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We Kuno pay back wrongs
threefold.
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I have this photo collection
of yours.
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That is my treasure...!
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The Pigtailed Girl's
Wow, Shocking! Photo Album!
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I shall decide how to
deal with this.
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Don't...!
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Ranma Saotome!
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Prepare to lose!
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You're mine!
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Whaddya want?
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That is--! Um...! My butt...!
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Yo, Ranma Saotome. I see my
servant is bothering you.
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Strike!
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So you sent him, after all?
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He should be truly sorry--!
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You're the sorry one!
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So you want me to help
in your argument with Kodachi?
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If I offer you as a servant,
Kodachi will be appeased.
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So if you'll--
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That's lame!
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My Pigtailed Girl's Wow,
Shocking! Photo Album...
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I guess I'll have to take it
back by force.
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Wh-What's that about my
"shocking" photos?!
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Who'd want shocking
photos of you?!
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So, uh, I mean--!
What kinda "shocking" photos?
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No one but I can see them.
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But they're mine.
Uh, don't ya need my help?
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You'll agree to be
Kodachi's servant?!
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In your DREAMS!
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Then you leave me no choice.
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Cut it OUT, willya?!
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Wonder how "shocking"
those pictures are?
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Like this?
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Or this?!
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I see! So you've finally decided
to be our servant? Admirable!
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Ya got that all wrong,
lamebrain.
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Welcome, Ranma Darling.
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I fixed some plum tea.
Please enjoy it.
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She don't look mad.
You sure you're havin' a fight?
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Aren't you going to
drink your tea?
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Oh! This is our pet dog,
Armadillo.
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You're just in time. Good boy.
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Paralysis drug?
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You wretch, Kodachi!
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How dare you harm our
innocent pet?! Unforgivable!
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I, your older brother,
shall punish you!
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Sorry, Kuno, I gotta get
my photos back.
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A visit from you, Ranma Darling?
I must thank my dear brother.
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You two are havin' a fight?
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Why, how do you know?
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I just--
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You know everyhing
about me, don't you?
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That Pigtailed Girl...!
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Won'tcha show me her
Wow, Shocking! photo album?
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I was just curious--!
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Well, for you, Ranma Darling--
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Here.
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Crud.
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Let's have a Iook at the Pigtailed Girl's"
Wow, Shocking!" photos!
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This ain't quite what I imagined.
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Wretch! Get your dirty hands
off my precious collection!
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Ya got your nerve collectin' these!
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It's got nothing to do with you!
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It does! In a big way!
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What do you mean, "big wag"?!
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"Big WAY," not "big WAG"!
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Armadillo didn't do anything!
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That's mine!
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They're my photos,
so I'm taking 'em back.
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Wretch--!
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See ya.
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I missed you so, Pigtailed Girl.
How I missed you!
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An opening!
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Num-num-num...
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I'm getting numb...!
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You won't succeed so easily!
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I'll forget it and make myself
a new collection.
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Drop dead.
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- Yakisoba bun!
- Toasted ham bun!
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- Croquette bun!
- Spicy curry bun!
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Garlic bun!
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How'd he get ahold of
those pictures, though?
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Nabiki...!
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So that closes today's deal.
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So you were the one!
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Oh.
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Okay, already.
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You get 20%.
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How's this? I get 80.
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I do all the work, so
it's only right, right?
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That ain't what I WANT!
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Thanks to you, I'm--!
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Salutations, everyone.
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Ranma Honey, I was thrilled to
be visited by you yesterday.
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D-Don't misunderstand, Nabiki!
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90%.
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For the photos. Then I'll keep
my mouth shut.
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Those pictures caused
all the trouble!
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I d-did it, Master Kuno!
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Well done, Sasuke!
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You can have him.
So give my album back!
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H-Hey--!
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Fine! I'll take him!
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Will you cut it out...?!
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However--
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This is another matter entirely.
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Apologize to me nicely!
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Won't everyhing be settled
if you just apologize?
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You apologize.
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Hey--!
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If you still refuse to apologize--
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Pictures of the Pigtailed Girl!
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- My pictures!
- My photos!
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They're my photos!
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Bug off, bug off! I can't say why,
but I got a right to them, too!
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Brother Dear, here's
what I'll do.
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Look here!
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Take this and this and this!
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Take this and this and this!
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Brother Dear...?
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Even among siblings, some
things cannot be forgiven.
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That's my line.
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I shall destroy you
and the Pigtailed Girl.
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Hey--
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You and Ranma Saotome...!
I shall beat you both into Hell!
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C-C'mon.
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Can'tcha just talk it over--?
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Black roses?
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Danger!
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Akane Tendo! Resign yourself!
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Kodachi, the Black Rose,
what do you want?!
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Rude girl! I want nothing
from you!
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Perverted sister! What're you
doing to Akane Tendo?!
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Why, Brother--!
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You dirty--!
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Weren't you going to destroy
the Pigtailed Girl and me?!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, I was!
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You said you would beat me
and Ranma Darling into Hell!
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Exactly!
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Hey! What's all this talk about
destruction and Hell?
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Akane Tendo, step back.
You shall soon see.
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No matter how flaky,
she's still my sister.
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I didn't intend to go so far,
but she's driven me to it!
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No matter how moronic,
he's still my brother.
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I never intended to go so far,
but he's driven me to it.
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Take this and this and this!
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Take this and this!
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Kodachi and Kuno--?!
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Throwin' pictures of me
everywhere?
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Right. Didn't you get them
mad again?
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Just ignore 'em.
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You're sure you want to
ignore this?
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Those pictures ain't bad
enough to get excited about.
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"The Pigtailed Girl on a date with Kuno"
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You really are hopeless!
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They've been fixed up!
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Don't you even remember
when they were taken?!
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Naturally! They were
put together!
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These are good!
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Blow! Winds of scandal!
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BIow--
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Wnds of scandal!
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Wow!
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Akane, why aren't you
popular anymore?
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Ranma's been taken
by Kodachi.
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And even Kuno's thrown you
over for those racy photos.
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Boy, are you hurtin', too!
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Instead of laughing,
go and fix it!
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The only way is to get
Kuno to apologize.
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Even here--?!
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Wretched Kodachi's spread
these pictures everywhere.
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Kuno...!
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The whole school's talking now.
Now I'll have to...
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...announce that the
Pigtailed Girl and I are dating!
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No, we ain't!
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Oh, Pigtailed Girl!
Let's make the announcement--!
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I told ya, we ain't dating!
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Ahh!
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Photos of me are
all over the school.
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My life is ruined.
For my sake, apologize--
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I'll do the honorable thing
and date you!
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This ain't gonna work.
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Quiet in the hallways
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Quiet on the stairways
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Kodachi...
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Ranma Darling!
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Kodachi, I can't stand seein'
you two like this.
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Stop fighting with your brother.
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Ranma Darling, you truly do
care about me, don't you?
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That photo album caused
all the trouble.
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I'll take it off your hands.
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Ranma Darling...!
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I'll just--
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Ranma!
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Ranma!
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Ranma Darling, a nasty
meddler has appeared.
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Let us meet later!
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Th-The album--!
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Farewell!
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Kodachi!
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It won't be long,
my darling Ranma!
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Hitting on Kodachi
at a time like this?!
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Look, you! I was gonna get the
album, but you ruined everyhing!
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I brought something to help you!
You don't have to be like that!
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What'd ya bring?
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It's escalating.
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Blast...!
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Where're all these
new photos comin' from?
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Crude. You can see where
it's been patched together.
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That ain't the point!
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I didn't do it.
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As if I'd do such crude work.
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It's the work of an amateur.
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Who, then?!
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I don't know.
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Hey there, Nabiki...?
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I've brought more photos--
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I see! Nabiki wasn't the one
who fixed up those pictures.
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There goes a good business.
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Mortal combat!
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Kuno and Kodachi are
gonna settle this!
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You've run out of photos,
haven't you, Brother Dear?
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Now then, you must resign
yourself and apologize to me.
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However, if you are lacking
in sincerity--
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I shall take these ultimate
shocker photos...
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and distribute them!
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Ultimate shockers, she says!
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Then they're--?
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They're--!
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Kuno and--
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The Pigtailed Girl--
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In full frontal nudity?
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Thank you, God!
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Woh.
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Ultimate shocker photos...?
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Like this?
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Not this?!
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Or even this?!
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Stop it!!
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Kuno, please apologize?
To save my honor?
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Ranma, I don't know what the
heck is happening, but good Iuck!
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Pretty please? Apologize?
For me.
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The Pigtailed Girl's Wow!
Shocking! Pictures...!
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Show me even more!
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Doh!
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Idiot! Numbskull! Moron!
Weirdo Sister!
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Hey!
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You dare--!
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I'll destroy them all!
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Not if I can help it!
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00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,750
Lemme see! Gimme!
263
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,660
You did it, Pigtailed Girl!
264
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:13,180
This is P--!
265
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,020
This is P--?!
266
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,080
Now's my chance!
267
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,420
Saotome School Secret Technique!
268
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,730
The Talking Dummy!
269
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:29,600
Look! It's--!
270
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,770
A ventriloquist act
with human dummy!
271
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:35,910
Kodachi...
272
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,480
What is it, Big Brother?
273
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,040
Kodachi, sorry.
274
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:45,380
You should have apologized
from the start.
275
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,220
Victory is mine!
276
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:21,420
I'll just have to forget
about that one volume.
277
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,420
Won't I, Sasuke?
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