Original subtitles

Girl's College Dormitory

Underwear thief!

Come back, you pervy geezer!

Wotta haul, wotta haul! Another great day!

Old geezer!!

Give up?!

Here.

You worm!

Pervert!

Sex maniac!

Gimme my underwear back!

I hope this teaches you to mend your ways, ol' lech.

Curse you, Ranma!

I'll teach you to respect your master!

The ancient Chinese secret, Student's -Devotion Pills!

A red pill for the master, and a white one for the student.

Once these are swallowed...

even the rudest student will serve his master around the clock.

Now Ranma will be my servant--

I c-can't get off--!

Ugh, ugh, ugh--!

C-Can't breathe--!

Hey.

Whaddya doin'? !

Startin' kinda early ain'tcha?!

That's COLD!

If I gotta be stuck, at least let it be to a beautiful body!

Get away, you LECH!!

"Student's-Devotion Pills"...?!

Is that a medicine of some kind?

Don't you know? Ignorant wretches.

Instructions

Let's see.

"Student's-Devotion Pills. Upon swallowing these pills..."

"even the rudest student will serve his master around the clock."

"Example One: Strolling."

"Example Two: Meals."

It's a mystery, though. Why are we stuck together like this?

"A powerful magnetic force pulls the red and white pills together."

"Once they are swallowed, no force can separate them."

It's written right here.

OI' screw-up. You didn't finish readin' the instructions.

No use getting upset about it now. For now...

feed me.

Stop it, Ranma.

Oo, nummy, nummy!

Quit it! Don'tcha know what'll happen--?!

Shouldn't you call a truce...

until Dad and Mr. Saotome find out how to separate you?

Ranma-honey...!

Ukyo--!

What's this creepy thing stuck to you? What happened?

Please, Ucchan. Won'tcha help me?

With what?

Here goes, Ranma-honey.

My precious spatula!!

Sorry, Ucchan!

Maybe this is what I get for wearing a skirt!

Separating the two of you may not be that easy.

If I go to school like this, all the kids are gonna laugh at me.

That's true.

I know! I've got a great idea.

Leave everything to me, Ranma!

Oh! So cute!

See? Now you look okay!

Now it's even more embarrassin'.

You were saying--?

N-Nothin'!

Hurry up or we'll be late.

Cut it OUT!

Good! Now's my move.

Let's go, Ranma!!

OI' freak!! Where're you takin' me?!

We're going to the girls' locker room!!

Quit...it...!

H-H-Hold it!

I-I didn't --!

Quiet!

It's that dirty old man again!

- Two filthy perverts! - You can't take advantage of us girls!

How'd ya like them apples? You shriveled prune!

Blast you, Ranma!

You're expelled.

Woh, that's great!

Administration Office

Huh?!

Is that true, Dad?!

It's true! No mistake!

Something awful will happen if they're not separated at once!

We'll be right there!

Oh, no!!

Get away from me!

That's my line, you--!

Ranma!!

Trouble, Ranma!

Akane!!

Pervert!!

This is no time to be fooling around, Ranma!

But I didn't do nothin'!

If you're not separated by today, you'll be stuck together forever!

Forever--?!

Stuck together?

Get OFFA me!!

You get off of me!

Hey! Akane! Ranma!

We found a way to separate you!

What?!

You're sure?!

So how do we get separated?

Just one way. An absurdly simple way.

Tell me.

Ranma, the student, must defeat you, the master.

That will dissolve the master-student tie.

I understand.

If that is the only way, it must be done.

Ranma, pull no punches.

If that's what you want...

I'll oblige.

Here goes!!

Here goes!!

That smarts...!

Hey, ol' freak, why'd you dodge it?

You tried to hit me for real, didn't you!!

Whaddya think?! You TOLD me to pull no punches!!

Guess I don't want the pain, after all.

You can't back down, now! Take it like a man!

No, no!!

We'll help you, Ranma!

Hold still, Happosai!

W-Wait a minute--! Ow!

Take this! And this!

"Okay, I'm too tired."

Ranma! You're not the one who's supposed to lose!

That's all right, everyone.

I haven't much longer, anyway.

It might be nice to live out my life with a beloved student.

Nice for you. but not for Ranma!

Okay, old man. We'll stay together.

Ranma--!

Ranma!

"Have you lost your mind?"

We'll be one in body and spirit. Right, old man?

Ranma! You're not--?

You're not serious?

Tranquil, isn't it, Master?

Very peaceful.

What's Ranma trying to do, anyway?!

You don't have to be jealous of Happosai, do you?

Who's jealous?!

What'll happen to Ranma if they're stuck together for life?!

What'll happen? If it's for life...?

Ranma-honey...!

Ucchan.

Paired set, huh?

Well, okay, I'll put up with that. But afterwards--

Ucchan!

Want me to scrub your back?

Oh, how sweet.

Yes, please.

Let me help!

Akane!! That'd be bad! We've got to separate them!

R-Right.

I know, Master.

Shall I massage your shoulders?

How kind you are, Ranma. This feels wonderful.

Don't mention it. I have much to learn from you.

You've got to enjoy a long life.

I think I've misjudged you all this time.

What's wrong with Ranma? Talking like that!

I think he plans to catch Happosai off-guard to defeat him!

You think so?

What the heck am I doin'?

Hey, whatcha makin' me do?!

That hurts!

Why should I massage your shoulders?!

In the first place, this was all your fault!

Take some responsibi-- Uh--

No use cryin' over the past, right?

It was fate. I'll look after you all my life.

Ranma! You really meant that, didn't you?

I'm so happy!

There is something wrong with Ranma-honey.

He doesn't seem to be putting on an act.

What could've happened?

Ranma! You wrote this wrong.

Did I?

You're a great help, Master.

Scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours.

Ranma...? Ranma...!

- Now's your chance! - For what?

You'll never get a better chance to defeat Happosai!

Are you crazy? Defeat a kind master like Happosai?

Now's my chance!

OI' freak, say your prayers!

Saotome!! Not in class!

What happened? Is something wrong?

And that's what happened. What do you think, Dad?

So it's true.

Akane, that's the true effect of the Student-Devotion pills.

Ranma is gradually adapting.

Adapting? What do you mean?

He's turning into a good student for Master Happosai.

He truly admires the master...

and will willingly obey the master's orders.

The pills are truly formidable!

So if they're not separated by today--!

Oh, sweet!

Great work, Ranma!

Two perverts!!

Master! Let's go full steam ahead!

Target: 1000 Pairs of Panties

Ranma! You've mastered the art!

It'll be hell!

Oww!

Captain! Please don't be so hard on us!

Young girls in gym shorts are special, aren't they, Ranma?

It's exactly as you say, Master.

It's a little early, but let's call it a day.

- Say, Ranma...? - Yes?

I've got a favor to ask you.

Anything. Just name it, Master.

You're so brilliant, Master.

Now we can sneak into the girls' locker room unsuspected.

Exactly! Let's go, Ranma.

Let's!

Ucchan--!

I'll tear you apart by force if necessary!

This is for your own good, Ranma-honey!

My spatula! After I fixed it, too!

This is my unlucky day...!

Girl's Dressing Room Say password before opening

Here they come!

Akane...!

Ranma, open your eyes! Don't lose your wits!

It'll be terrible if you do! This is your only chance!

Please come to your senses!

Akane, I'm doing this all for the Master.

Please understand.

Nothing will convince you, will it?

Then do what you want!

I wonder what's wrong with Akane?

I almost forgot! Hurry, before the girls finish changing!

You're right, Master.

Excuse me!

Oh, dear. Welcome, Ranma.

Master Happosai's here, too. Oo, you naughty man.

Pop! Mr. Tendo--!

Now! Ranma--!

Defeat the Master!

Oh, right!

Happosai is defeated.

Dad! Did it work?

Why, how rude. Isn't she, Genko?

Yes! We look perfectly darling.

- Don't we? - Don't we?

- Man, you're ugly! - Man, you're ugly!

Tell me about it.

It worked? Thank goodness!

You saved my life, Akane.

I asked everybody to help.

That's right.

You owe us dinner.

Crud! A student suffers when he's got a bad teacher.

Huh? Weren't you expelled?

Yeah, but how could I leave 'im?

You're kind for a change.

I'm always kind.

You are?

Old man, dinner's ready.

I made rice gruel. Please eat it, okay?

Up, up! Akane cooked it! I'll even feed you.

No!

I gotta look after you at times like this.

I'll feed you until your bruises heal.

Get well soon, old man.

Ranma! I don't --

- Is it good? - Good?

I sure am a kind student to my master!

It was all my fault! Ranma!

Please stop! Gaag!

I don't want a servant anymore. I've had enough!

Like it? Is it good?

Good?

Good?

Good?