Original subtitles

C'mon! Put your backs into it!

Sure, gotcha.

"Hit the Target"

"Goldfish Scoop"

It broke again.

Clumsy.

Then you try it, Nabiki.

Right!

Bull's -eye!

Festival time, festival time!

Master, stop squirming.

What fun festivals are! This is great.

"Cursed Paintings"

That looks like fun! Let's go in.

Come one, come all!

See 3,000-year-old cursed pictures from China.

Now here are three pictures.

Greatest scary cursed pictures in world.

Look carefully. And promise not to tell anybody.

Nothing good will happen if you tell.

Here is first picture!

Gimme a takoyaki.

Coming up!

Come one, come all!

My grandfather die one year after painting this.

He was 92 year old.

Second picture!

My father die three year after painting this.

He was 98.

How frightening.

But ladies and gentlemen, this is only beginning--

You look scarier than them pictures!

Get on with it!

Thank you!

Pop! Come back--!

Look, ladies and gentlemen! My super greatest work!

Blast you, Pop! Gimme them takoyaki back!

Geez...!

Gah...! The seals!

This very bad...!

Wh-What's going on?!

Something came out of those pictures.

What you people do?!

What terrible thing you do!?

3,000-year-old cursed pictures.

They were painted on cursed hanging scroll...

with cursed brush and cursed feelings on cursed day!

These pictures EXTRA cursed!

You people broke the seal!

Then those things were--?

Cursed masterpieces of my family's three generations...

now loose in this world!

What?

They outside now!

"Oh my gosh!"

What the--?

What weird beings.

They appear to be specters from China.

Indeed! Let us go.

Giddyap, Soun!

Isn't that Dad?

Father? Good lu-u-uck!

I shall destroy the monsters.

Leave this to me!

Be stron-n-ng!

Grandfather, too!

To battle!

Impudent wretch--!

Let's go, Ranma!

The third monster... Be careful, Ranma!

I'm fr-e-e-e-e-e!

Wha--?

This one my masterpiece! The third cursed picture!

This...thing?

What...is it?

A panda, of course.

An abstract drawing?

More like graffiti.

How do we get 'em back in their scrolls?!

Paste this seal on the panda's forehead...

and all the monsters will return to their scrolls.

- All three of'em? - Yes.

But do this by the Hour of the Ox, or monsters be free forever!

Hour of th' Ox?

Around 2:00 a.m.

Ah.

Oh, freedom! How wonderful it is!

It was you who freed me, wasn't it? Thank you.

Eiyeee!

I don't want to return to the scroll! Waaah!

That a female panda, Mister?

You got eyes, don't you??

Just when I'd finally become free...! Sob, sob, sob.

All I want is this one night.

Sob, sob.

I want a date with a handsome boyfriend.

That's my humble little dream.

I feel kind of sorry for her.

Seems pretty tame t' me.

Just one night won't hurt.

But...

If you get your wish, will you go back?

Yes.

Hold it.

You're thinkin' somethin', I know it.

Yeah, the same thing you're thinkin'.

B-But...!!

Don't ya feel sorry for her?

Here's your boyfriend!

See? A panda,just like you. Have a good time!

H-How CRueL!

My cherished wish can't come true. Not with that tacky-looking panda.

But there's nobody else!

"Don't you feel sorry for her?"

Why-y-y, you! you! you!

Get a load of THAT pair.

Pair of...what?

Aw, they're having fun.

Looks like it.

Bet you're ticked she stole Ranma from you.

I am not.

Here, takoyaki, your favorite.

Open wide.

Sweetums? Is it GooD?

Deelish...

What a ham.

Why don't you have some?

I can't . My mouth doesn't move.

O-Oh yeah.

Look! Balloons!

What color should we get?

Whichever you like.

Try and catch me!

You li'I rascal!

Come back! Gonna getcha.

What th' heck am I doin'? !

What's wrong?

That's enough fun, right?

What do you mean?

Come ba-a-ack!

Hey!

Y' got some nerve, kickin' back.

Gimme that seal.

- I lost it. - What?!

Drat. Where I leave it?

Look, you--!

Ranma-a-a!

Will you force her back into the scroll?

Whaddya mean?

Convince her to go back into scroll of own will.

Me?!

And do it by 2 a.m., or those monsters are here forever.

You--! You--! You--!

Oh, Ranma-a-a!

- Fight! - Father? Good lu-u-uck.

Put the money in the can, please.

Now THERE is a giant panda.

Good luck, Mr. Saotome!

In the can, please. Thanks.

What an awesome show!

A giant spider, giant sorcerer, an ogre, and a giant priest!

Like a soft li'I cloud... What fun.

Have some.

Th-Thanks.

- Is it go-o-o-d? - S-Sure is.

I'm happy whenever you're happy.

Y-You are?

He always overdoes it!

Get a grip, Akane. She's just a scribbling panda.

This isn't very mature of you...!

- What a silly cutie you are. - You called me "cutie"--!

It'll never end at this rate. Here goes.

- Ranma, can we talk? - Akane--?!

- What about our date, Ranma? - What date?

Stupid! It's a white lie.

You've got to make her forget you and go back to that scroll!

Ranma, who is that girl?

Is she your...GiRLFRieND?!

N-No way! She's too crude an' ugly for me!

You never let up, do you?!

Lucky! What a way to make a little cash.

Better keep it going while I can. --Huh?

What you said was true, I hope?

Wh-What'd I say?

You said she wasn't your girlfriend.

Of course!

I'm so glad!

I'm so HaPPY.

I wish I could stay like this forever!

Is he still wasting his time on that? What a slowpoke.

N-Nabiki...!

I'll tell you a better way.

Here.

I'm so happy, so happy!

Nabiki, did you see Ranma?

Ranma's in the park, giving the performance of a lifetime.

I'm so darn sad!

I can't stand it!!

What's wrong? What's happened?

It kills me t' think that this happiness won't last!

What do you mean?

No matter how much we love each other, we're panda and human.

Love between us is impossible.

We'll have to part! Sob, sob.

Gaah!

True! A human and panda can never be joined.

It's not your fault.

It was tragic fate that brought us together.

Oh, Ranma... I understand.

You...do?

I'd never do anything to make things hard for you.

If it's for you, it wouldn't bother me, but--

I understand. Don't say another word.

Hey, he's pretty good.

Sure is.

Ranma...!

Ranma-a-a!

This is better, isn't it?

Well--

It's better than a panda.

And here I never saw it coming.

So these are the monsters' true selves?

A little too much sake.

Can't do it. I'm pooped.

Me too, Tendo. Let's go for a nice, hot soak.

Thanks for working so hard, everyone.

That's her! the monster's daughter!

To heck with Ranma!

Akane!

Oh! Ranma!

Akane!

Help!

Let go of Akane!

Akane!

Save her, Ranma!

We've used up all our energy!

Only Ranma can do it.

Ranma--!

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

Ranma!

Ranma!

Akane!

Let me go!

If you hurt him I swear that I'll--

Akane!

I'll...

I'll go back to the scroll.

Come, boys! let's go home.

I really enjoyed our first date.

We rode the merry-go-round together.

The cotton candy, balloons--!

Thank you, Ranma. I'll never forget it.

W-Was it that fun?

May I ask you for one last thing?

Sure, why not? I came this far.

THeN WiLL You GiVe Me a KiSS?

Hwa?!

Oh, my!

Big deal, she's just a scribble.

I've always dreamed of getting a farewell kiss.

Now I'll have no regrets.

Eeee!

- Now. - Eee!

Now. Quickly.

R-Right.

Goodbye.

Will he not go through with it...?

Ranma, you're so shy. Okay, I'll do it!

Stop!

Good girl.

Hey--!

A head butt?

Thank you-u-u! Goodbye-e-e!

Did you have fun?

Yes!

Let's go home now.

Shieh-shieh, shieh-shieh.

So all she wanted was a kiss on the forehead.

Good work, son.

Come one, come all.

Look, everyone.

My masterpiece. I now unveil my newest work of greatness.

Special public debut!

Surprised, everybody?

Oh, my! He added Ranma to the picture.

And don't they look happy.

Do not.

Li'I cutie...!