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Ryoga?

You're a...

Ranma! Make sure you give the li'l piggy a good wash.

You're a p-p-p--?

I'll kill you!

Then you did go to Jusenkyo!

I had to chase after you.

But China is huge... really huge... And I walked through all of it!

Day after day...

Then one fateful day...

Wait up, y' old fool!

Wait!

Some weird girl knocked me off the cliff and into the lake.

Then... My body...

My body...

And my terror didn't end there!

Oh, sir! That one delicious piglet you find!

Good, good.

I make Cantonese sweet 'n' sour pork for you!

Here in Jusenkyo...

is spring called "Eiton'nichuan".

Black piglet once tragically drown there 1200 year ago!

Now whatever fall in cursed spring take body of black piglet!

Maybe this one human, what fall "Eiton'nichuan", no?

You hear? I make joke!

Aiyaa--! You really is human! No can eat this one!

I was changed into this disgusting body!

And I was almost changed into Cantonese sweet 'n' sour pork!

Get it, Ranma? It's all because you never showed up to fight!

Hold on, Ryoga!

You said that some weird girl knocked you into the lake!

And it was a panda who tried to eat you.

What about it?

So where d' you get off tryin' to pin this one on me?

What?

You should be blamin' the panda, and the girl--

A panda... and a girl...

Pardon me...

Th-That was a p-panda...

And you're a... girl.

I see! Now I get it!

That girl in China...

Ranma, it was you!

I'll kill you right here!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

That's cold! No fair, Ranma!

Let's cool down and talk about this a little later, 'kay, Ryoga?

Oww--!

What's all the fuss about?

See if I'm ever nice to you again!

You went and scratched my perfect complexion!

Hold it, Ranma! What are you doing!?

That's not fair, hidin' behind a girl!

Ranma!

Why you little...

Stop it!

Are you okay? Hang in there.

Poor baby. Let's go.

Wait! Where are you takin' him?

We're going to bed.

But... He's...

He's what?

He's... Umm...

I would never leave you with a meanie like him.

So be a good boy and don't cry, okay?

Now what?

Y-You idiot! Do what you want, see if I care!

Honestly. What's his problem?

I've never seen anything so stupid. Being jealous of a pig!

Jealous, huh...?

Nah. That can't be it.

Aww man... Ryoga, you jerk!

Unless you wanna change right here, you'll stay quiet.

That's a good boy.

Why you...

You runt!

Wait!

I, uh...

I-It's not what it looks like! I mean, uh...

Oww! Oww!

You're wrong! Wrong!

It's him! It's Ryoga!

Where!? Where is Ryoga!?

You... You animal!

He won't get away with this! He won't!

I-It's not what it seems...

Ranma, next time you sneak up to Akane's, keep the noise down.

No! You may be engaged, but you musn't rush these things.

You're so passe, Kasumi!

- That's not true, Nabiki. - Could've fooled me!

At least it's a healthy interest.

Yes, sir! A healthy interest.

More please

It's not what it seems, I said!

It's not! It's not! It's not!

Hey, Ryoga! Say something!

There he goes again.

There's no Ryoga here. Is there, P-chan?

Oh, P-chan.

He's so cute!

"P" as in "pig", and "-chan" as in "little".

Let me hold him?

I'm after her!

Where did that cute little pig come from, Akane?

I'm not really sure myself!.

That runt!

I'm sorry, P-chan. Could you wait here until class is over?

Good boy! Bye.

Ryoga!

Ain't you just disgustingly cute!

Thanks to you, they're all callin' me a pervert!

You wanna finish that fight you're always cryin' about?

You runt! Come back here!

Ryoga!

I'll be waiting for you.

Hey, Ryoga!

A boy! Get out of here, you pervert!

Who does he think he is?

You got a problem with these!?

Quit runnin' away! Hold still!

Where'd he go off to!?

Ryoga!

Here you are!

Thank you.

What's happened to you, Ryoga?

You're the one who challenged me!

Cuddling up to anyone you find...

Do you actually like bein' called P-chan!?

Shut up! You could never understand how I feel!

You don't know the pain and humiliation I've seen!

My torment finally ended when I reached Japan's shores!

At last! I'm home!

Maybe I'm fated to live under this hideous curse...

Even so, there's one girl who loves me from the bottom of her heart!

She couldn't love you!

I know she does!

It's your fantasy, is what it is!

I can't bear the thought of you two under the same roof...

Keep your hands off her, Ranma!

Stop makin' stuff up! 'Sides, I don't follow your orders!

I see! You're in love with Akane, too!

Sh-Shut up! Let's fight, Ryoga!

That hurt! What'd you do that for!?

I told you, stop picking on P-chan!

Open your eyes! There's no P-chan...

But I wasn't...

How low can you get?

Huh?

I give up!

P-chan? Come here!

Where has P-chan gone?

Look, a piglet!

Yeah, it's a black one!

P-chan! P-chan!

Oh, how cute!

I wonder if he's lost?

Come here!

My baby did just like he's told!

He just loves you!

We can't have children of our own, so heaven sent him to us!

All of this was prepared for you, Tonkichi!

Eat to your heart's content!

P-chan?

P-chan?

Where are you!?

P-chan...

You don't have to look so hard. He'll come back on his own.

He's got no sense of direction.

He's not like Ryoga!

You are so stupid!

That guy's gonna owe me big time!

I just wuv my widdle Tonkichi!

Just look at him!

He must be cute when he's asleep. Let's give him a bath!

Sasaki, prepare the bath!

At once, sir.

Isn't that wonderful, Tonkichi?

Enjoy your bath, sir.

Doesn't splashing in the water feel good?

P-chan!

P-chan...

How's the water, dear?

Figured it out yet?

S-Some pig, you are.

I'm a human!

Even better! I'll make you my heir!

What?

What if he was in an accident?

He's fine.

Even he isn't that stupid.

You pick on him so much, but you act as if you know him.

Well, I, uh...

Hey, he could be home already!

That'd be nice!

Master Tonkichi! Please wait!

Master Tonkichi! Master Tonkichi!

Wasn't that--?

- Master Tonkichi! - P-chan!

P-chan!

Please come back, Master Tonkichi!

There's no way I'm handing P-chan over to them!

Oh, well. "In for a penny..."

Sorry guys, but we can't let you have the pig.

You would hinder us?

Interesting.

Shall we fight?

Attack!

That hurt!

Is this a surrender, sir?

Oh, man!

Ranma, are you okay? Hang in there!

Leave it to me.

You little...!

Alley-oop!

Akane, thank you.

I was just protecting P-chan!

Jeez. How uncute.

Tonkichi!

And we'd grown so fond of him...

He'd have been such an interesting heir.

Fate was against us. Honey, shall we search for another heir?

A-All right.

Let's find one just like our Chiru-Chiru.

What are you thinking?

Aww, jeez.

I can't figure out why I worked so hard to rescue Ryoga!

I shoulda just left him heir to that rich family...

I think we'd all be better off that way.

Yep, that's what I shoulda done.

Okay...

You are such a creep!

You don't say!

Two late-night visits in a row... You got guts, Ranma.

Yes, but we've got to draw a line somewhere.

At least he's enthusiastic.

Father! Enthusiastic or not, they're too young!

Whatever. Just keep the volume down next time!

Why does it turn out this way!?

Don't come crying to us.