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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,284 --> 00:00:06,411 Seems to me you're short a driver for a while. 2 00:00:06,486 --> 00:00:08,420 Think you can replace my Dad? 3 00:00:08,488 --> 00:00:10,718 I got a real smart car. 4 00:00:15,329 --> 00:00:17,991 How much longer are you going to insist on reveling in chaos and destruction? 5 00:00:18,065 --> 00:00:20,533 It's a tough world out there, Devon. 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,899 I don't know who he is or what he wants. You see he has a nice, fatal accident. 7 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:27,872 Michael, we're not at speed for this maneuver. Michael. 8 00:00:43,023 --> 00:00:48,188 [Man] Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man... 9 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:50,252 who does not exist. 10 00:01:00,273 --> 00:01:02,264 Michael Knight, a young loner... 11 00:01:02,342 --> 00:01:04,867 on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, 12 00:01:04,945 --> 00:01:07,971 the helpless, the powerless, 13 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:11,609 in a world of criminals who operate above the law. 14 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:23,956 [KITT] Michael, do you know why Mr. Miles has sent for us? 15 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:27,721 No, I don't know, but since we don't have an extensive social relationship, 16 00:02:27,794 --> 00:02:29,785 it's probably to brief me on another mission. 17 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:30,989 Brief you? 18 00:02:31,064 --> 00:02:34,556 Oh, sorry. I meant us. Thank you. 19 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:37,569 You know, for a collection of microprocessors, you're awfully touchy. 20 00:02:37,637 --> 00:02:41,971 Wrong. It's just that my circuits function better when we operate in a reality mode. 21 00:02:42,042 --> 00:02:44,636 - KITT. - Yes, Michael? 22 00:02:44,711 --> 00:02:46,679 Just keep driving. 23 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,983 Good. This sucker will make my quota. 24 00:02:57,057 --> 00:02:59,855 [Siren] 25 00:03:04,998 --> 00:03:07,489 [Siren Continues] 26 00:03:19,279 --> 00:03:21,679 [Siren Continues] 27 00:03:22,816 --> 00:03:25,216 You sure you're doing only 55? 28 00:03:25,285 --> 00:03:27,719 Of course I am. Look at the readout yourself. 29 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:31,386 Yeah, well, then why is that cop chasing us? 30 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,757 I wouldn't know. After all, I'm a computer, not a psychic. 31 00:03:34,828 --> 00:03:37,763 However, I would strongly suspect the officer behind us... 32 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:41,733 may be trying to meet his daily ticket quota in a somewhat irregular manner. 33 00:03:41,801 --> 00:03:47,296 Well, one thing's for sure. Bum rap or not, I'm not taking any citation for your driving. 34 00:03:47,374 --> 00:03:51,868 I see. Well, listening to you explain that to the police officer should be quite fascinating. 35 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:54,641 It's only five miles to the county line. Let's hit the turbo. 36 00:03:54,714 --> 00:03:56,614 Very good thinking, Michael. 37 00:04:17,871 --> 00:04:20,863 Whence croquet sprang to benefit the Earth, 38 00:04:20,941 --> 00:04:24,069 what happy garden gave this pastime birth? 39 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:31,715 [Snaps Fingers] Devon, don't let anyone tell you differently: 40 00:04:31,785 --> 00:04:34,049 You are a little strange. 41 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,588 This is a game of gentlemen, of serenity, 42 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:39,716 of Charles II and Samuel Pepys. 43 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,556 Know them? 44 00:04:41,628 --> 00:04:43,892 Only by reputation, and from what I understand, 45 00:04:43,964 --> 00:04:45,898 they spent most of their spare time in bed. 46 00:04:45,966 --> 00:04:49,424 Oh, trust you to take the poetry out of poetry. 47 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:51,766 Now, to business. Yes. 48 00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:55,103 Twelve years ago, a fellow named Sammy Phillips bought a racetrack. 49 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:58,804 Yeah. It's called "Slammin' Sammy's Super Stunt Show Spectacular." 50 00:05:00,013 --> 00:05:03,312 - Uh, don't ask me to say that again. - I wouldn't dream of it. 51 00:05:03,383 --> 00:05:06,352 Devon, I've seen the guy perform. He is incredible. 52 00:05:06,419 --> 00:05:10,355 Unfortunately, Sammy's show may be closing shortly. 53 00:05:10,423 --> 00:05:13,654 Why? For some months now, the Foundation's computers... 54 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:17,527 have been tracing the movements of a fellow named Lawrence Blake. 55 00:05:17,597 --> 00:05:22,534 One of Blake's favorite tricks is to pick up second mortgages on marginal businesses. 56 00:05:22,602 --> 00:05:25,196 What's wrong with that? Nothing on the face of it. 57 00:05:25,271 --> 00:05:29,037 The interesting thing is that once the mortgage has been acquired, 58 00:05:29,109 --> 00:05:32,977 the business in question suffers an unexpected misfortune and folds. 59 00:05:33,046 --> 00:05:37,540 - And Blake picks up the property for a song. - Exactly. 60 00:05:37,617 --> 00:05:41,576 And something tells me Blake just picked up Sammy's second mortgage, right? 61 00:05:41,655 --> 00:05:43,816 Oh. Very perceptive today, Michael. 62 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:46,723 And you figure that maybe I can stop him... 63 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:50,854 before he does something nasty to Sammy or his stunt show. 64 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:54,559 Exactly. Or better still, catch him in the act. 65 00:05:54,634 --> 00:05:56,898 Blake is long overdue to be put away for a bit. 66 00:05:56,970 --> 00:06:00,565 - It'll be a pleasure. - Oh, any thoughts? 67 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,505 No, but I'll think of something. 68 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:04,668 Michael, don't forget to clear it first. 69 00:06:04,744 --> 00:06:08,180 Now, don't go getting any anxiety attacks here, Devon. 70 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:11,342 - Trust me, will ya? - Do I have a choice? 71 00:06:11,418 --> 00:06:14,012 Do I ever have a choice? [Telephone Ringing] 72 00:06:16,589 --> 00:06:19,581 Hello. Oh, yes. I certainly will. 73 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:25,697 Bonnie's ready for you. Ohhh. I only wish that meant what it sounded like. 74 00:06:31,938 --> 00:06:34,600 Always was a kid's game to me. 75 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:47,009 [Birds Chirping] 76 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,799 Hey, Dad. Listen. I just worked out a really great stunt. 77 00:07:02,869 --> 00:07:04,996 I'm on my motorcycle, see, and I do a headstand... 78 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:08,666 Mark, I have enough problems here without you splattering yourself all over the track. 79 00:07:08,742 --> 00:07:12,473 But I've been practicing, Dad. L... I can do things on my bike as good as anybody. 80 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:14,479 I said, "No." 81 00:07:15,715 --> 00:07:17,649 You're never gonna give me a chance, are you? 82 00:07:17,717 --> 00:07:21,983 I didn't say that. When you're ready. But I am ready, Dad. 83 00:07:22,055 --> 00:07:24,853 I got my routine down pat. 84 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:27,825 Mark, your technique is fine. You're just too eager, that's all. 85 00:07:27,894 --> 00:07:30,692 And in this line of work, enthusiasm can get you killed. 86 00:07:30,764 --> 00:07:32,698 A little more maturity is all you need. 87 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:35,291 Now, just be patient, okay? 88 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:37,859 Now, go on. Gas up my car before the show. 89 00:07:37,937 --> 00:07:40,929 Oh, big deal! Hi, Mark. 90 00:07:42,442 --> 00:07:45,605 Let me guess. He wants to perform on his motorcycle. 91 00:07:45,678 --> 00:07:48,841 Kids. He is getting real good, Dad. 92 00:07:48,915 --> 00:07:52,112 Look. Like I told him, not now, okay? 93 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:55,643 - Well, what's with you? - Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. 94 00:07:55,722 --> 00:07:57,883 We're just barely breaking even here. 95 00:07:57,957 --> 00:07:59,891 I got 500 condemned seats out there... 96 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,824 that I can't use until the stands are fixed. 97 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:05,490 I got no money to pay for it. So the last thing I feel like talking about is Mark, 98 00:08:05,565 --> 00:08:09,797 who wants to be a star even if he kills himself doing it! 99 00:08:11,104 --> 00:08:13,095 Ugghhh. 100 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:18,844 I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess I'm just a crotchety old man who should be put out to pasture. 101 00:08:18,912 --> 00:08:22,848 Tsk. Knowing you, you'd probably try to work up a stunt show with the cows. 102 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,850 Nah. They're too slow. 103 00:08:26,419 --> 00:08:29,513 Lisa. You promised we'd rehearse the new routine today. 104 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:32,183 Not now, Mario. 105 00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:34,192 Afraid to be alone with me, huh? 106 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:37,354 Mario, you've really gotta stop watching soap operas. 107 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:39,921 Go find one of your groupies. I'll catch you later. 108 00:08:51,444 --> 00:08:54,242 [KITT] Yes, Bonnie. That should be a perfect calibration. 109 00:08:54,314 --> 00:08:56,782 Then that's it, KITT. 110 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:59,216 You should be functioning flawlessly... 111 00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:01,981 at least until that nut starts abusing you. 112 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,989 Thanks a lot. 113 00:09:04,057 --> 00:09:07,151 Speak of the devil. I've made a few additions to KITT. 114 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,161 Oh, yeah? Like what? 115 00:09:09,229 --> 00:09:12,824 KITT is now equipped to oxygenate the interior upon command. 116 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:15,493 Oh, that should be great for the morning after. [Chuckles] 117 00:09:15,568 --> 00:09:17,536 Funny. 118 00:09:17,604 --> 00:09:21,165 I've also increased the booster power by about 25%, 119 00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:24,176 so keep that in mind when you switch to alternate power. 120 00:09:24,244 --> 00:09:26,610 I will. I will. 121 00:09:33,253 --> 00:09:35,687 You know something, Bonnie? What? 122 00:09:35,755 --> 00:09:38,155 L-I'd like... 123 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:42,553 I'm really glad you told me about those new additions to KITT. 124 00:09:44,097 --> 00:09:47,863 Well, you might need them if you get caught between a rock and a hard place. 125 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:49,925 Yeah. I know what that's like. 126 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:52,938 What? 127 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,440 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. 128 00:09:55,508 --> 00:09:59,000 Nothing there. It's nothing. I'll see you later. Nothing. 129 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,648 [Engine Starts] 130 00:10:07,887 --> 00:10:11,846 **[Loudspeakers: Rockabilly] 131 00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:14,917 [Car Engines Rewing In Distance] 132 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:46,441 [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the grand finale... 133 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:50,387 of Slammin'Sammy's Super Stunt Show Spectacular. 134 00:11:51,657 --> 00:11:56,959 The most death-defying, logic-defying, gravity-defying group of daredevil drivers... 135 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,089 this side of the Mississippi. 136 00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:00,894 **[Fanfare] 137 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:03,697 One, two, three. 138 00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:15,608 **[Fanfare] 139 00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:18,206 [Cheering] 140 00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:22,777 [Tires Screeching] 141 00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:28,952 Two, three, four, five, six. 142 00:12:32,632 --> 00:12:35,624 **[Fanfare] [Cheering, Whistling] 143 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:40,635 Now, I know you folks have seen this sorta stuff before, 144 00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:43,573 and maybe even a bit more spectacular, 145 00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:48,239 but Slammin' Sammy is now about to show you something you've never seen before... 146 00:12:48,314 --> 00:12:51,112 and probably will never see again. 147 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:53,118 **[Drumroll] 148 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:56,246 [Announcer] Sammy's going to repeat the very same stunt you just saw, 149 00:12:56,322 --> 00:13:01,316 only this time he will try to do it driving blind. 150 00:13:01,394 --> 00:13:03,658 [Murmuring] 151 00:13:03,729 --> 00:13:07,187 [Announcer] To ensure your complete confidence in this performance, 152 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:10,599 we've asked the Reverend HenryJackson to inspect the hood... 153 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:13,537 and secure it on Sammy's helmet. 154 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:15,540 Actually, ladies and gentlemen, 155 00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:17,599 the reverend is here to serve a dual role. 156 00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:20,703 If anything should go wrong during this stunt, 157 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:24,546 well, it's always handy to have a reverend available. 158 00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:26,642 Just a little joke, folks. 159 00:13:26,719 --> 00:13:30,155 - [Murmuring] - [Car Rewing] 160 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:33,215 [Tires Squealing] 161 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:37,126 - One, two, three, four... - [Engine Sputtering] 162 00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:39,892 Come on, come on. Get up! Get up! 163 00:13:45,438 --> 00:13:47,372 [Onlookers Gasping] 164 00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:50,671 Go! 165 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,726 [Fire Extinguishers Hissing] 166 00:14:22,942 --> 00:14:26,275 Dad. My leg. Leg. 167 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:29,837 My leg. Leg. 168 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,941 [Groans] 169 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:48,157 [Siren] 170 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:09,178 Whoa! That's terrific. Thanks. 171 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:13,351 How's your father doing? Oh, he'll be okay... just won't be driving for a while. 172 00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,690 Who are you, anyway? Just a guy looking for a job. 173 00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:18,525 Boy, is your timing incredible, Mr... Knight. Michael Knight. 174 00:15:18,598 --> 00:15:21,032 Lisa Phillips. Got no jobs, Mr. Knight. 175 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,194 I don't know. Seems to me you're short a driver for a while. 176 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:27,569 Think you can replace my dad? That's a laugh. 177 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,608 You haven't seen me drive yet. 178 00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:32,542 Look, we can't spare a car for you to wreck up, Mr. Knight. 179 00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:34,671 That's okay. I use my own. 180 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,612 Unless you're afraid I'll wreck your track here. 181 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,617 Okay. Go ahead and show me what you think you can do. 182 00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:42,051 - You got it. Thanks. - Hmm. 183 00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:47,221 So who is that? Some nut wants to be a stunt driver. 184 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:49,227 Instead of letting me fill in? 185 00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:51,229 [Sighs] What'd you tell him? 186 00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:53,891 Said we'd look. Why? 187 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:55,957 Why not? 188 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:03,666 How did it go, Michael? Jury's still out, KITT. 189 00:16:03,743 --> 00:16:05,836 [Engine Starts] We're about to audition. 190 00:16:05,911 --> 00:16:09,278 Meaning? Meaning we gotta prove we can perform stunts. 191 00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:13,250 You must be joking. I can easily outperform those primitive stock machines... 192 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,253 the refer to as "stunt cars." 193 00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:17,346 My data indicates that if you wish, 194 00:16:17,423 --> 00:16:21,985 we could perform a 360-, 540-, or even a 720-degree turn. 195 00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:26,464 - So? - There's also a multitude of more advanced evolutions we could perform. 196 00:16:26,532 --> 00:16:29,262 KITT, you're forgetting one very important element. 197 00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:31,701 We're not supposed to be that good. 198 00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:34,467 Oh. Now ya got it. 199 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,770 [Tires Squealing] 200 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,263 How'd I do? Not bad for an amateur. 201 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,131 Well, when my life's on the line, I learn real fast. 202 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:40,798 - You think you can teach me? - Yeah. Maybe you'll get us both killed. 203 00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:44,274 - Maybe I won't. - Maybe we'll give it a shot. 204 00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:47,039 - That a firm maybe? - Maybe. 205 00:17:47,113 --> 00:17:50,549 You know, there sure are a lot of maybes in this business, aren't there? 206 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:55,053 - Listen. You hang in here for a minute and I'll check it out with my dad, okay? - Okay. 207 00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:01,819 - Hey. You weren't too bad out there. - Thanks. 208 00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:04,658 Michael Knight. Mark Phillips. 209 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:08,826 Uh, Phillips? Oh. Yeah. Lisa's my sister. Sammy's my dad. 210 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:13,569 You know, if you join up with us, could be real tough, you learning them routines. 211 00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:16,107 That's okay. I got a real smart car. 212 00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:18,871 [Huffs] Well... Well, I guess. 213 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:23,176 - You wanna see my act? - Sure, man. Shake it down. 214 00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:25,240 All right. 215 00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:40,461 [Engine Starts] 216 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:43,001 [Engine Rewing] 217 00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:12,695 Whoo! 218 00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:18,836 [Engine Stops] Ahhh. 219 00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:20,997 Hey. That was terrific. Hey. Thanks. 220 00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:23,166 When's Sammy gonna put you in the show? I don't know. 221 00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:25,335 Better be soon. Don't worry, man. It'll come. 222 00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:27,345 Yeah, well, it's taking long enough. 223 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:30,007 Mark. Yeah, Dad? 224 00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:33,381 Thought I told you to change the tires on Mario's car. I was just getting to it. 225 00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:37,354 Don't give me that. I just saw you hotdogging around the track. Yeah? What do you think? 226 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:41,018 I think you better get it in gear and do what I tell you and don't let it happen again. 227 00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:43,152 Now, do you understand? 228 00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:56,707 You know, your son, he's really terrific. 229 00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:58,868 Yeah, I know. He's got a lot of talent. 230 00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:01,378 Why are you so rough on him? 231 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:05,941 Just trying to teach him some discipline and responsibility, 'cause I don't want him getting hurt. 232 00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:11,053 Stunt cars are bad enough, but motorcycles are the pits. 233 00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:13,216 Yeah. Well, I wonder if he sees it that way. 234 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,385 Well, if he doesn't now, he will. 235 00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:18,453 It's the way I was taught, and if it was good enough for... 236 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:22,263 Who are you, anyway? 237 00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:24,359 Oh, I'm Michael Knight. I'm your new driver. 238 00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:26,904 - Who says? - Well, I did, sort of. 239 00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:29,907 I've been looking for... Look. Whose show is this, anyway? 240 00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:33,240 Yours, Dad. Well, then how come you're hiring me a driver? 241 00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:36,247 Three reasons. One, we need a temporary replacement for you. 242 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:40,251 Two, he's not bad for an amateur. And three, hey, no one else is applying for the job. 243 00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:42,253 All right, all right. 244 00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:46,416 - So you wanna drive for me, huh? - Yes, sir. That's the idea. 245 00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,984 All right. Then show me something... something interesting. 246 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,656 All right. What would you like to see? 247 00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:56,428 - Oh, uh, how about a little skiing? - What's "skiing"? 248 00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:00,271 [Sighs] "What's skiing?" 249 00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:02,364 See what I mean? 250 00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:05,103 That's, uh, driving on two wheels. 251 00:21:05,177 --> 00:21:07,441 Two wheels. Which ones, right or left? 252 00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:11,549 [Sighs] Oh. Your choice. 253 00:21:11,617 --> 00:21:15,246 Or better still, why not try it both ways? 254 00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:18,552 Both ways. [Snaps Fingers] Gotcha. 255 00:21:18,624 --> 00:21:20,558 [Sighs] Hey, Dad. That's not really fair. 256 00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,560 Probably nobody can do it both ways. 257 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:25,062 Aw, let him find it out for himself... 258 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:27,121 the hard way. 259 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:35,404 Ahhh. I guess this time we better pull out a few stops. 260 00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:39,205 Sammy's not gonna be an easy audience. I'm yours to command, Michael. 261 00:21:39,278 --> 00:21:42,372 Anything you can think of, I'm sure I can perform. 262 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,939 You know, I sure do admire your modesty. 263 00:21:45,017 --> 00:21:48,919 Modesty is a state of mind, Michael. I only deal in facts. 264 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:50,285 [Engine Revving] 265 00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:06,569 [KITT] Is this impressive enough? Let's hope so. 266 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,068 [Laughs] What'd I tell you? 267 00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:15,204 There, Dad. Did you ever see anyone do that both ways before? 268 00:22:23,789 --> 00:22:26,223 Like that? Not bad. Not too bad. 269 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:29,385 Oh, don't let him kid you. You were great, just great. Thanks. 270 00:22:30,629 --> 00:22:32,893 Well, Sammy? Let's you and me go up to the office... 271 00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:35,229 and talk about how much I'm going to underpay you. 272 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,291 All right. 273 00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:42,740 [Man] Nicejob, Gordon. 274 00:22:42,808 --> 00:22:46,505 We'll get that place by the end of the month. It's $5 million, cool profit. 275 00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:48,569 Thank you, sir. 276 00:22:48,647 --> 00:22:52,413 With Sammy out of action, we oughta be able to take him over in about three more weeks. 277 00:22:52,484 --> 00:22:54,577 I sure hope so, Mr. Blake. 278 00:22:54,653 --> 00:22:56,848 Well, you sound like there might be a problem. 279 00:22:56,922 --> 00:23:00,255 Well, last week the show was just hanging on. 280 00:23:00,325 --> 00:23:05,285 Then after Sammy's accident, the audience dried up just as we expected it would, sir. 281 00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:07,730 But... I don't need the details, Gordon. 282 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,734 Just give me the broad strokes. 283 00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:12,566 Sammy's got himself a new driver, sir. 284 00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:16,472 Doesn't matter. Sammy's the show. Without him, they're dead. 285 00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,533 What if the new guy's good? 286 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,372 I expect you to handle it, Gordon. 287 00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:24,473 If you don't, I'll find someone who will. 288 00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:26,950 Do you understand? Yes. Of course, Mr. Blake. 289 00:23:27,019 --> 00:23:29,112 Good. Now get going. 290 00:23:31,557 --> 00:23:34,287 By the side door, if you don't mind. 291 00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:38,786 Yes, sir. 292 00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:13,587 [Creaking] [Grunts] 293 00:24:36,054 --> 00:24:38,045 Hey. 294 00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:43,284 Hey! 295 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:49,734 [Ratcheting Noises] 296 00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:52,293 - Aaah. - If I were you, buddy, 297 00:24:52,371 --> 00:24:54,965 I'd get out of there before you get yourself trapped. 298 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,031 Who said that? 299 00:25:05,384 --> 00:25:08,410 Really. Some people are simply too much. 300 00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:15,349 [Michael] Now, that they've tried to sabotage you, 301 00:25:15,427 --> 00:25:17,759 you know we must've stirred something up. 302 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:19,695 Michael, I must confess I have a difficult time... 303 00:25:19,765 --> 00:25:23,201 computing the logic of this sport, as you insist on calling it. 304 00:25:23,268 --> 00:25:25,862 - Why? - On a mathematical basis, 305 00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,406 these so-called "stunts" do present a slight challenge, 306 00:25:28,473 --> 00:25:31,704 but it seems a somewhat pointless and rather dangerous activity. 307 00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:34,712 - KITT, that's not the point. - Then what is the point? 308 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:37,374 People pay money to see the stunts. 309 00:25:37,449 --> 00:25:40,213 Without money, Sammy's show is going down the drain. 310 00:25:40,285 --> 00:25:44,051 I see. Well, Michael, if our object is to save this enterprise, 311 00:25:44,122 --> 00:25:46,113 we'd best come up with something quite exceptional. 312 00:25:46,191 --> 00:25:49,183 - That seems logical. - What else would it be? 313 00:25:49,261 --> 00:25:52,890 Now that we've got that settled, what would you suggest we do? 314 00:25:52,965 --> 00:25:55,559 How would I know? You're talking show business, 315 00:25:55,634 --> 00:25:58,933 and that's completely outside the scope of any known system of logic. 316 00:25:59,004 --> 00:26:01,268 - You know, what, KITT? - What, Michael? 317 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:03,831 Sometimes you're no help at all. 318 00:26:03,909 --> 00:26:06,309 You sure do understand your capabilities. 319 00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:11,543 Of course I do. But you are the best judge of what will turn people on, as they say. 320 00:26:11,617 --> 00:26:15,246 I'm afraid this time the ball is in your court, as they also say. 321 00:26:35,107 --> 00:26:38,372 Whoa! Yeah! [Laughing] 322 00:26:38,443 --> 00:26:40,536 [Tires Screeching] Hi, kid. Hi, Sammy. 323 00:26:40,612 --> 00:26:42,876 I'm telling you, we're gonna have a good show this week. 324 00:26:42,948 --> 00:26:45,382 Yeah. [Sighs] 325 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:47,543 You know, I've been watching you, Michael, 326 00:26:47,619 --> 00:26:49,553 You're good, real good. 327 00:26:49,621 --> 00:26:51,555 Thanks, Sammy. 328 00:26:51,623 --> 00:26:53,955 What we really need, though, is a showstopper. 329 00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:57,928 Yeah. I've been thinking about that. How would you feel about me doing the finale? 330 00:26:57,996 --> 00:27:00,965 My stunt? Ohhh. No way you can do that blind. 331 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:03,001 Maybe in a year or two, but... 332 00:27:03,068 --> 00:27:05,332 Well, do I have to do it blind? 333 00:27:05,404 --> 00:27:09,170 Kid, I'll level with you. Without the blind finish, the act is nowhere. 334 00:27:09,241 --> 00:27:13,007 As a matter of fact, the whole show isn't really all that much... not these days. 335 00:27:13,078 --> 00:27:15,546 No, the blind bit's the only thing keeping us in business... 336 00:27:15,614 --> 00:27:17,548 and that just barely. 337 00:27:17,616 --> 00:27:20,016 What do you think about a jump over a car and a truck? 338 00:27:20,085 --> 00:27:22,178 Humph. Big deal. 339 00:27:22,254 --> 00:27:24,245 I jump four trucks just for a buildup. 340 00:27:24,323 --> 00:27:26,791 Yeah, but not while they're moving in the same direction. 341 00:27:26,858 --> 00:27:29,019 Ohhh, no, no, no. 342 00:27:29,094 --> 00:27:32,029 No, forget that. That's impossible. I know I can do it. 343 00:27:32,097 --> 00:27:36,033 Oh, the ramp is simple enough, but you couldn't build up enough speed. How about letting me try? 344 00:27:36,101 --> 00:27:40,299 All you'll end up doing is wrecking a car and maybe yourself. I'll use my car. 345 00:27:40,372 --> 00:27:42,499 [Sighs] All right. 346 00:27:42,574 --> 00:27:46,510 If you're that determined, give it a try at practice tomorrow. What about the finale this afternoon? 347 00:27:46,578 --> 00:27:49,979 You said you needed a showstopper, didn't you? Well, yeah, but l... 348 00:27:52,451 --> 00:27:54,646 [Sighs] 349 00:27:56,121 --> 00:27:58,146 [Exhales Deeply] 350 00:27:58,223 --> 00:28:00,953 Okay, kid, but it's your neck. Okay! Okay, thanks! 351 00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:07,455 **[Loudspeakers: Rockabilly] 352 00:28:11,903 --> 00:28:15,168 Ahhh. There you go, KITT. 353 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,265 You're starting to look pretty nifty there, buddy. 354 00:28:17,342 --> 00:28:21,244 Really, Michael. Is all this garishness really necessary? 355 00:28:21,313 --> 00:28:24,248 Of course it is. We're in show business now. 356 00:28:24,316 --> 00:28:26,910 You're gonna be a star. It'll be more appropriate. 357 00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:31,684 Really? But still, I fail to understand how these stars enhance my functional capabilities. 358 00:28:31,757 --> 00:28:34,920 - That's not the point. - Then exactly what is the point? 359 00:28:36,094 --> 00:28:38,289 I don't think I can explain it so you'd understand. 360 00:28:38,363 --> 00:28:40,126 Very weak reasoning. 361 00:28:40,198 --> 00:28:42,860 All right. Look. Either you get the stars, 362 00:28:42,934 --> 00:28:45,698 or get painted red, white and blue like all the other cars. 363 00:28:45,771 --> 00:28:49,969 - Now which is it? - Keep pasting, Michael. Please keep pasting. 364 00:28:54,379 --> 00:28:58,406 Ladies and gentlemen, one of our drivers will now try... 365 00:28:58,483 --> 00:29:00,883 a jump over two moving vehicles. 366 00:29:00,952 --> 00:29:03,648 A stunt that has been attempted dozens of times... 367 00:29:03,722 --> 00:29:05,883 by various driving legends, 368 00:29:05,957 --> 00:29:08,824 and they've all been unsuccessful. 369 00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:13,991 We are about to see stunt driving history... 370 00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:16,159 or witness one hell of a wreck.! 371 00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:18,998 All we can say is good luck to Mike.! 372 00:29:19,071 --> 00:29:24,168 - Sure we can do this, huh? - The chances of successful completion are somewhat less that optimum. 373 00:29:24,242 --> 00:29:27,678 What? Why didn't you tell me that before? 374 00:29:27,746 --> 00:29:29,771 Would it have made any difference? Well, l... 375 00:29:29,848 --> 00:29:33,682 After all, you're the expert on showstoppers, as I think you call them. 376 00:29:33,752 --> 00:29:37,153 All I have to do is all the work, take the punishment, 377 00:29:37,222 --> 00:29:39,156 the abuse of my circuitry, the... 378 00:29:39,224 --> 00:29:42,352 Not now, KITT. Not now. 379 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,992 [Cheering, Whistling] 380 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:59,300 [Cheering Continues] Thank you! Thank you! 381 00:29:59,377 --> 00:30:02,608 **[Fanfare] 382 00:30:22,634 --> 00:30:26,502 That's some kind of driving, kid. I couldn't have done better myself. Thanks, Sammy. 383 00:30:26,571 --> 00:30:29,199 Gimme a couple of days for a little publicity, we'll really pack 'em in. 384 00:30:29,274 --> 00:30:30,764 You got it. 385 00:30:30,842 --> 00:30:32,901 You really turned this whole show around, Michael. 386 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:36,141 You know, for a guy who never drove professionally before, you're incredible. 387 00:30:37,649 --> 00:30:40,083 That was a business kiss, not a social one. 388 00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:53,587 That was a social one. 389 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:03,539 Hey. How ya doing? 390 00:31:03,608 --> 00:31:08,545 Name's Bill Gordon, and that was some fantastic stunt you just pulled off. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 391 00:31:08,613 --> 00:31:11,707 You know, a guy like you could go a long way in this business. 392 00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:13,717 Think so, huh? Oh, yeah. 393 00:31:13,785 --> 00:31:17,778 How would you like to be making, say, 50 times what you're making right now? 394 00:31:17,856 --> 00:31:21,383 Keep talking. I represent a large corporation, 395 00:31:21,459 --> 00:31:25,725 and I think a man with your ability definitely has a place in our company. 396 00:31:25,797 --> 00:31:28,061 Well, maybe we got something to talk about after all. 397 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:32,297 Fine. Fine. Well, let's you and me take a walk... No, no. Not you and me. 398 00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:35,032 Me and the guy you work for. 399 00:31:36,775 --> 00:31:39,573 [Sighs] I don't know about that. Yeah? Well, I do. 400 00:31:39,644 --> 00:31:43,444 If I'm as valuable an asset as you say I am, I don't deal below top dog. 401 00:31:43,515 --> 00:31:46,848 So you touch home base with that and, uh, let me know. 402 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,758 [Devon] Yes. I understand completely, Mr. Prime Minister, 403 00:31:57,829 --> 00:31:59,763 and of course, you're quite right. 404 00:31:59,831 --> 00:32:02,026 Uh, as Henry Kissinger once said, 405 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:04,193 "Even paranoids have real enemies." 406 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:07,261 No, he wasn't making a joke. 407 00:32:07,339 --> 00:32:09,637 He was being funny, but there is a difference. 408 00:32:11,042 --> 00:32:15,035 Uh, yes. All right. I'm sure that by the time the meeting convenes next month, 409 00:32:15,113 --> 00:32:17,206 the whole thing will have been worked out. 410 00:32:17,282 --> 00:32:19,341 Uh, yes. See you. See you very soon. 411 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:21,248 Good-bye. 412 00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:24,254 Sorry about that. He's the most insecure man I've ever met. 413 00:32:24,322 --> 00:32:27,155 How he managed to get himself elected in the first place... 414 00:32:27,225 --> 00:32:30,353 is one of those insoluble political mysteries. 415 00:32:30,428 --> 00:32:34,296 Well, back to, uh, the business at hand. 416 00:32:34,366 --> 00:32:36,300 You were saying? 417 00:32:36,368 --> 00:32:38,097 I think they've finally taken the bait. 418 00:32:38,169 --> 00:32:40,103 Oh? And what leads you to that assumption? 419 00:32:40,171 --> 00:32:44,039 I was approached with an offer I'm not supposed to be able to refuse. 420 00:32:44,109 --> 00:32:45,940 And, of course, you didn't. 421 00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:48,571 No, I did. Why? 422 00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:52,879 Well, I'm holding out for a one-on-one with the top dog, Mr. Blake himself. 423 00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:56,853 And precisely what is he supposed to do, confess all? 424 00:32:56,921 --> 00:33:00,322 Well, that depends on exactly how badly he wants to buy me off. 425 00:33:00,392 --> 00:33:03,225 - Well, let's hope you're right. - Meaning? 426 00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:05,889 Meaning that if he's that worried about you, 427 00:33:05,964 --> 00:33:09,161 there are cheaper and easier ways to solve his problem. 428 00:33:09,234 --> 00:33:12,863 Like... terminating with extreme prejudice. 429 00:33:12,937 --> 00:33:15,064 Yes. That's exactly what I mean. 430 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:16,630 Yeah. 431 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:20,644 [Blake] Yes, that's exactly what I mean. 432 00:33:21,713 --> 00:33:25,046 Waste him. You sure you want to go that far? 433 00:33:25,116 --> 00:33:27,209 You offered him money, right? Yeah. 434 00:33:28,453 --> 00:33:31,217 Any two-bit stunt driver would have grabbed at it. 435 00:33:31,289 --> 00:33:34,816 But not him. He wants a face-to-face with me. Why? 436 00:33:34,893 --> 00:33:37,054 I don't know, Mr. Blake. 437 00:33:37,128 --> 00:33:39,221 And I don't care. 438 00:33:39,297 --> 00:33:43,393 I don't know who he is or what he wants, but nobody, and I mean nobody, gets to me direct. 439 00:33:44,469 --> 00:33:47,131 That's what I pay you for... to run interference. 440 00:33:47,205 --> 00:33:50,231 Now, he doesn't wanna play ball with you, that's fine. 441 00:33:50,308 --> 00:33:53,641 He doesn't get to play ball at all. You take care of him. 442 00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:56,747 Quietly. 443 00:33:56,815 --> 00:34:00,911 No, not quietly. Noisy. Big and noisy. 444 00:34:02,087 --> 00:34:05,579 So you see he has an accident, a nice fatal accident... 445 00:34:05,657 --> 00:34:10,185 a really for real showstopper, if you get my point. 446 00:34:22,173 --> 00:34:24,471 [Laughing] 447 00:34:25,877 --> 00:34:27,811 [Lisa] Hey.! Whoo. 448 00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:31,371 I tell you, this stunt driving stuff is real thirsty work. 449 00:34:31,449 --> 00:34:33,383 Ah, it's all that dust, kid. 450 00:34:33,451 --> 00:34:35,544 I've been eating it for damn near 40 years now, 451 00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:39,215 and that's a long time to be living on burned rubber and carbon monoxide. 452 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:42,282 Yeah? I always thought this was a young man's game. 453 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,955 Oh, what do you mean "young man's game?" [Chuckles] 454 00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:49,796 That's only 'cause being crazy and cautious at the same time is a very rare combination. 455 00:34:49,868 --> 00:34:52,894 Like the pilots used to say. "There's old pilots and there's bold pilots, 456 00:34:52,971 --> 00:34:54,905 but there's damn few old, bold pilots." 457 00:34:54,973 --> 00:34:57,999 [Chuckles] Dad, why don't you just pack it in? 458 00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:02,740 Do what, sit around, wait to die? This is the only life I know, the only life I want. 459 00:35:02,814 --> 00:35:08,013 Yeah, but, Sammy, if you sold out... I mean, after all, this place has gotta be worth a chunk of money. 460 00:35:08,086 --> 00:35:10,680 Yeah. It almost all belongs to the bank too. 461 00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:12,689 Do I look crazy or something? 462 00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:16,318 You think if I wasn't up to my eyeballs in hock I wouldn't do something about this place... 463 00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:18,259 like fixing up that whole section over there? 464 00:35:18,329 --> 00:35:21,457 - Yeah. I see what you mean. - Now, that's the whole problem, Dad. 465 00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:24,468 Even when things are going great, we're still just barely getting by. 466 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:29,701 Now, listen. All I have in this world, all I have to leave you and Mark is this place! 467 00:35:29,774 --> 00:35:32,038 And maybe you two can do better with it than I have, 468 00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:35,341 but it's gonna be here for you to try, okay? 469 00:35:35,413 --> 00:35:37,347 Okay. Besides, 470 00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:40,282 another couple of weeks, the way Michael's act is drawing, I'll be home free. 471 00:35:40,351 --> 00:35:43,218 Yeah. I don't know why a driver as good as you are... 472 00:35:43,288 --> 00:35:46,018 is willing to settle for a little two-bit operation like ours, 473 00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:48,217 but believe me, Lisa, Mark and me... 474 00:35:48,293 --> 00:35:51,387 really, really appreciate what you've been doing for us. 475 00:35:51,463 --> 00:35:54,364 That's okay. Let's just say it was my pleasure to help. 476 00:35:54,432 --> 00:35:59,460 Wait a minute. You figure you owe me one, right? Right. Name your price. 477 00:35:59,537 --> 00:36:01,402 Let Mark perform tomorrow. 478 00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:07,003 [Giggles] 479 00:36:07,078 --> 00:36:09,103 [Laughing] 480 00:36:10,582 --> 00:36:12,550 Okay. Okay. Okay. 481 00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:14,642 Let's get back to work, huh? Sure. 482 00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:18,412 But that still don't tell me why. 483 00:36:27,499 --> 00:36:29,433 Only half the money is here. 484 00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:33,733 I asked you to rig up a couple of accidents that would close that show down. 485 00:36:35,173 --> 00:36:38,506 Hell, Sammy's doing better business now than before I hired you. 486 00:36:38,576 --> 00:36:41,238 So what do you want me to do? Take care of Knight. 487 00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:45,715 If Knight goes, the show goes. If the show goes, you get your money... 488 00:36:45,783 --> 00:36:47,717 plus a five grand bonus. 489 00:36:47,785 --> 00:36:49,719 Well, it ain't gonna be easy. 490 00:36:49,787 --> 00:36:51,880 I already tried to fix his car. 491 00:36:51,956 --> 00:36:54,424 What happened? Don't ask. 492 00:36:54,492 --> 00:36:57,950 - Try again. - I'll see what I can do. 493 00:36:58,029 --> 00:37:02,591 You better, 'cause if you don't, I'm gonna be there to pack you up. 494 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:05,830 - With what? - With a big bang... 495 00:37:05,904 --> 00:37:07,895 under the stands. 496 00:37:07,972 --> 00:37:13,000 - I don't want any part of it. - Just do your job and nothing will happen. 497 00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:15,068 The show can't go on without Knight. 498 00:37:15,146 --> 00:37:17,910 It's up to you. By the way, 499 00:37:17,982 --> 00:37:20,246 if you're thinking about backing out of this, 500 00:37:21,252 --> 00:37:23,186 don't... 501 00:37:23,254 --> 00:37:28,419 otherwise, you might find some nasty, unexpected surprise in your gas tank. 502 00:37:33,765 --> 00:37:36,097 [Engine Starts] 503 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,431 Mark. Yeah, Dad. 504 00:37:45,577 --> 00:37:49,377 Get your act together. You're in today's show. 505 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:51,745 - Right! Thanks! - Hey! 506 00:37:51,816 --> 00:37:53,306 Oh! Did I hurt you? No. 507 00:37:53,384 --> 00:37:54,749 You all right? Yeah. 508 00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:58,687 What made you change your mind? Well, let's just say I got a little persuasion. 509 00:37:58,756 --> 00:38:01,316 Well, thanks a lot, Dad. I won't let you down. I know. 510 00:38:01,392 --> 00:38:03,622 Okay. Mark! 511 00:38:03,695 --> 00:38:06,186 Yeah, Dad? Wear my helmet... 512 00:38:06,264 --> 00:38:08,630 At least till we get you a show helmet of your own. 513 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,225 Good luck, kid. 514 00:38:20,378 --> 00:38:22,369 [Engine Revving] 515 00:38:30,888 --> 00:38:34,483 Yeah! Show them how to do it, kid! Knock 'em dead, Mark! 516 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:38,285 [Applause] 517 00:38:44,435 --> 00:38:47,404 - [Applause] - Yeah.! 518 00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:50,441 Whoo.! Whoo.! Yeah.! 519 00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,180 - [Cheering] - **[Fanfare] 520 00:39:04,622 --> 00:39:06,749 You know, Mike, with this new stunt you're performing, 521 00:39:06,824 --> 00:39:09,987 I realize that you're actually saving the show for us, 522 00:39:10,061 --> 00:39:13,588 and I just want you to know that I apologize for being so hostile towards you. 523 00:39:13,665 --> 00:39:15,997 Forget it, Mario. We're all under a little pressure. 524 00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:27,844 Here's to a good show. 525 00:39:27,912 --> 00:39:31,507 Hey! What is this, teatime? 526 00:39:31,582 --> 00:39:34,176 Come on, Michael. You're on next. Start getting ready. 527 00:39:34,252 --> 00:39:36,186 Okay. Thanks, Mario. 528 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,921 [Applause, Cheering] 529 00:39:54,672 --> 00:39:57,232 [Cheering] **[Fanfare] 530 00:40:04,215 --> 00:40:07,048 Yeah. [Laughing] 531 00:40:07,118 --> 00:40:11,054 [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, now we have the main event. 532 00:40:11,122 --> 00:40:15,957 You were great! An impossible stunt performed successfully only one time... 533 00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:18,291 in the history of mankind. 534 00:40:18,362 --> 00:40:20,489 The man who did it once... 535 00:40:20,565 --> 00:40:23,432 will press his luck and try to repeat it. 536 00:40:23,501 --> 00:40:26,436 Daredevil driver Michael Knight... 537 00:40:26,504 --> 00:40:31,237 and his faithful car nicknamed... KATT.! 538 00:40:31,309 --> 00:40:34,745 - ** [Fanfare] - [Whistling] 539 00:40:45,256 --> 00:40:47,850 Did you hear that announcer? He called me "KATT." 540 00:40:47,925 --> 00:40:49,859 That's a four- legged feline. 541 00:40:49,927 --> 00:40:52,157 So go complain to your agent, huh? 542 00:40:53,164 --> 00:40:54,995 [Huffs] 543 00:41:03,107 --> 00:41:05,541 Michael, we're not at speed for this maneuver. 544 00:41:07,411 --> 00:41:10,608 [Tires Screeching] Michael, do you understand.? 545 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:18,646 His timing is off. His timing is off. He's not gonna make it. 546 00:41:20,057 --> 00:41:22,821 Michael, please hit the automatic pilot. 547 00:41:25,429 --> 00:41:27,329 - [Turbo Booster Fires] - Showtime! 548 00:41:34,539 --> 00:41:36,871 [Cheering] 549 00:41:50,454 --> 00:41:52,718 KITT, oxygen. 550 00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:55,384 [Beeps] [Hissing] 551 00:41:55,459 --> 00:41:57,825 [Breathing Deeply] 552 00:41:57,895 --> 00:42:01,729 It's gotta be Mario. That's it. Let's go get him.! 553 00:42:08,739 --> 00:42:12,766 [Announcer] Hey.! Looks like there's something more in the show, folks. 554 00:42:20,618 --> 00:42:23,951 All right, KITT. Put me next to him, huh? 555 00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:34,422 [Breathing Heavily] 556 00:42:34,498 --> 00:42:36,432 You rigged Sammy's car, didn't you? Yeah. 557 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,435 Attempted murder. That's a long time in jail, man. Listen, it wasn't all me. 558 00:42:39,503 --> 00:42:41,437 Who you working for? Bill Gordon. 559 00:42:41,505 --> 00:42:43,905 He said he's gonna plant a bomb. Where? 560 00:42:43,975 --> 00:42:46,637 Where? The transformer. It's under the stands near Section E. 561 00:42:48,312 --> 00:42:50,337 [Tires Squealing] 562 00:42:54,852 --> 00:42:56,979 [Ticking] 563 00:42:58,689 --> 00:43:03,149 [Car Engine Rewing In The Distance] 564 00:43:24,615 --> 00:43:27,140 - Stop! - Where's the bomb? 565 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,688 It wasn't my idea! It was Blake's! 566 00:43:33,391 --> 00:43:35,291 Where's the bomb? 567 00:43:35,359 --> 00:43:38,192 It's over there! It's gonna go off any second! 568 00:43:40,398 --> 00:43:41,922 Thank you. 569 00:43:54,512 --> 00:43:58,107 KITT, you okay? KITT! 570 00:43:58,182 --> 00:44:00,173 We'll discuss that at a more appropriate time. 571 00:44:00,251 --> 00:44:01,878 All right. 572 00:44:13,230 --> 00:44:16,529 - Who the hell are you? - You know damn well who I am. 573 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,625 What I want's money, lots of it. 574 00:44:18,703 --> 00:44:20,671 I don't know what you're talking about. 575 00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:23,332 Let's not dance around all day, okay? 576 00:44:23,407 --> 00:44:26,205 I told Gordon I wanted to talk to you one-on-one... 577 00:44:26,277 --> 00:44:28,541 and instead you had him try and snuff me out. 578 00:44:28,612 --> 00:44:31,046 Very, very hostile, Mr. Blake. 579 00:44:31,115 --> 00:44:33,140 But as you noticed, it didn't work. 580 00:44:33,217 --> 00:44:37,415 So now I'm here. We talk. The price? Maybe triple. You get my point? 581 00:44:37,488 --> 00:44:40,355 Assuming I knew what you were talking about. 582 00:44:40,424 --> 00:44:43,359 What I'm talking about is I got to Gordon and Mario, 583 00:44:43,427 --> 00:44:46,692 and they unburdened their somewhat grimy souls to me. 584 00:44:48,632 --> 00:44:51,897 - Does anybody else know about this? - Nobody. Not yet. 585 00:44:51,969 --> 00:44:54,563 Nobody's gonna know if we make a deal. 586 00:44:54,638 --> 00:44:58,096 Either we deal, or I take Gordon to the cops. 587 00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:01,076 What'll it take to make you happy, Knight? 588 00:45:01,145 --> 00:45:05,775 Money. How much depends on what you want. 589 00:45:05,850 --> 00:45:07,784 You know what I want. 590 00:45:08,853 --> 00:45:13,256 Well, tell me again, just so we're reading the same book. 591 00:45:13,324 --> 00:45:15,690 I want that show closed down for keeps. 592 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,228 I want that property and I want it fast. 593 00:45:18,295 --> 00:45:20,126 No restrictions on the methods? 594 00:45:20,197 --> 00:45:23,462 None. Just get it done... whatever it takes. 595 00:45:23,534 --> 00:45:28,437 You mean like that so-called "accident" to Sammy or my "accident"? 596 00:45:29,607 --> 00:45:31,598 Right. 597 00:45:32,777 --> 00:45:36,269 [Sighs] All right. What exactly do you want, Knight? 598 00:45:36,347 --> 00:45:41,876 I got what I want, Mr. Blake. You got what you want, KITT? Every word, loud and clear, Michael. 599 00:45:41,952 --> 00:45:44,546 - What is that? - Well, it's your confession. 600 00:45:44,622 --> 00:45:49,616 You see, in this day, you can't convict on the uncorroborated testimony of an accomplice, like Gordon, 601 00:45:49,693 --> 00:45:51,684 so we got you on tape. 602 00:45:54,899 --> 00:45:59,063 How much longer are you going to insist on reveling in chaos and destruction? 603 00:45:59,136 --> 00:46:01,900 It's a tough world out there, Devon. 604 00:46:01,972 --> 00:46:04,270 Hi, Bonnie. How's it going? 605 00:46:04,341 --> 00:46:06,832 Humph. Well, the muffler is shot. 606 00:46:08,446 --> 00:46:11,677 But, um, other than that, the damage is minor. 607 00:46:11,749 --> 00:46:14,513 Oh, good. Feel better, Devon? 608 00:46:14,585 --> 00:46:18,681 Hey. What are you doing? Removing these disgusting decals you've defaced KITT with. 609 00:46:18,756 --> 00:46:21,520 Just leave them where they are. I don't quite understand, Michael. 610 00:46:21,592 --> 00:46:25,858 You've nailed Blake. You've put his whole operation out of business. The mission is over. 611 00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:30,094 - For you and the Foundation it is, but not for me and KITT. - I don't quite follow you, Michael. 612 00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:35,195 Whether Blake is in jail or not, Sammy, Mark and Lisa can't make it without a showstopper. 613 00:46:35,272 --> 00:46:39,299 Until Sammy can drive again, KITT and I are gonna have to pinch-hit for him. 614 00:46:39,376 --> 00:46:41,276 And how much longer is that going to take? 615 00:46:41,345 --> 00:46:43,279 Maybe three weeks. Three weeks! 616 00:46:43,347 --> 00:46:45,440 That's right. 617 00:46:45,516 --> 00:46:48,212 Well, we look forward to seeing you in three weeks then. 618 00:46:48,285 --> 00:46:50,219 Maybe not. 619 00:46:50,287 --> 00:46:53,882 Why don't you and, uh, Bonbon, drop by and catch our act? 620 00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:55,892 Huh. 621 00:46:58,229 --> 00:47:00,720 Ahhh. Michael, what do you think of a stunt... 622 00:47:00,798 --> 00:47:02,857 where I could somersault end-over-end? 623 00:47:02,933 --> 00:47:04,867 It's never been done before. 624 00:47:04,935 --> 00:47:06,869 Or better still, how about a flaming chariot? 625 00:47:06,937 --> 00:47:10,998 We could set my wheels on fire and do a jump. At night it could be quite spectacular, don't you think? 626 00:47:11,075 --> 00:47:16,638 Can't do anything about me. I think you better consider reprogramming him... 627 00:47:16,714 --> 00:47:19,342 after thejob. 628 00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:21,350 How about a double-barrel roll... 629 00:47:21,418 --> 00:47:23,886 or a barrel roll with a somersault combined? 630 00:47:23,954 --> 00:47:26,752 My data confirms that a 100-mile-per-hour approach... 631 00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:28,815 to a 48-degree angle... 632 00:47:43,107 --> 00:47:45,905 [Wilton] One man can make a difference, Michael. 633 00:47:49,446 --> 00:47:53,382 [Man] Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world, 634 00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:55,941 the world of the Knight Rider. 54558

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